REP: Marlon Wayans, Colin Hanks, Daniel Jeremiah and Bucky Brooks

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good to see you, Chris law. Don't defend it, just
read the tweet. Let's just put it this way. Trappist
monks would not tweet about parting on a plane. He said,
he's going. He got his tickets. Look, he got his
tickets to the Penn State game in Ireland next and
he tweets out, O here I come. I need to

(00:21):
go that the seams Elise or is Chris might call
it the champ Selessie. Good to see you, Chris Brockman.
Why are you guys giving me a hard time about
this because you're winging it. Well, this whole show is winging.
Chris Brockman asked Michael Crabtree if he was going to
ask to see his Super Bowl r of Aunt Kwan

(00:41):
Bolden and Jerry Rice is laughing. But the name of
the bottle of one, the label was Minaji, which was incredible.
He pops the bottle of one on the table between
my wife and mother in law. Hell, everyone, and thanks
for joining us. I'm Richard Eysen. I don't download any podcasts.

(01:07):
When I do, I prefer Rich Eyes and Podcast. Is
your host, Rich Yes, Welcome to another edition of the
Rich Eyes and Podcast with an open from a listener
Chat in Washington, Chat in Washington with the open of

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this show mid April, less than a month ago before
the two thousand fourteen National Football League Draft and Radio
City Music Hall, which we'll be talking about at length
on this show. With Daniel Jeremiah and Bucky Brooks of
NFL Media Fame, yes two of them together, we will
have in our studio the star of a Haunted House

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to coming to a theater near you this weekend. Marlon
Waynes will be here in studio, and then the program
will finish up with an old friend of the program,
whose new program that he told us about when he
was last on the show in January, Colin Hanks, one
of the many name stars of the show Fargo, which

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debuts tonight Tuesday, Tax Day April on FX at ten
pm Eastern Time. Colin will be in studio to also
help us wade through the final entries of our listener
open contest that's so far has been one in part
by Chad in Washington. Well, he's one by playing to

(02:39):
our ego by putting a Chris Brockman Chris law opened together.
But that was a fun just being complete idiots, So
we'll play that open again for Colin later. And then
there's another one from the state of Washington too that
we liked last Chris Chris Fry, who sent me an

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email afterwards and said he's actually buddies with Chad. They're
they're friends. They both had yeah double shot of of
Washington States. Chris claimed that he turned chat onto two
thousand and fourteen is all about the state of Washington
and the National Football League. That the the hub of

(03:21):
our league. He's up there in the Pacific Northwest, and
our our listeners within a panash for editing clearly our
our following suit. Um. So we've got a fun show
here again. We're taping it on tax Day. Um. And
the latest tweet from Chris law Uh sent out Monday night,

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would you say, retweet if you're on if you're currently
doing your taxes something along retweet if you're currently filing
your taxes online and in your underwear, which and which
I retweeted, I think with the comment of so very
proud of well Brockman had just said this was me yesterday. Look,
men of the people, we know what people are doing,

(04:04):
I mean the people. You do your own taxes, that's fine,
but what's with the underwear problem? What's with the computer
late at night? And then you're just in your not
not I was appropriately dressed doing mine while watching The Masters.
We'll see I waited for for dusk and then uh,
sat at my computer while watching television to the side.

(04:25):
Did my text? Okay, very good? Well I have a
wife and three children I had I had a tax
professional prepare my Yeah, you have dependence and yeah, I
got lots going on. Yeah, you're just simple, simple men,
simple with underwear. Two and we're I need is a

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DSL connection and tidy watch. It was like half correct
Walter White style tidy weddings. No, no boxer briefs. Come on,
all right, I think we're done planting the image in
our in the heads of our listeners. We've got a
fun show in store for you today again, Colin Hanks
and Marlon Wayans and studio, you're gonna have to leave
right now. I believe Chris Brockman, You're you're what show

(05:08):
you on on Double Duty today. I'm working Path to
the Draft with with Daniel and David cars on that program.
Derek carrs on that how many times? By the way,
I guarantee, I'm gonna do that during the draft coverage.
Guarantee you. I'm gonna call Derek Carr. David Carr. Derek
car is going to happen on Path and he also
did a podcast with uh He's on the College Football

(05:28):
seven podcast with Bucky in DJ as well, So they're
doing double duty too. Yeah, exactly. So basically what we're
swapping out is you've got to go ahead to the
edit bay from Path to the Draft and before they're
going to the meeting, the show meeting for Path of
the Draft, we're getting Bucky Brooks and Daniel Jeremiah. Is
that how you've run the trains for one trade? Does

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that mean I'm worth Bucky in the DJ? Yeah, I'll
take that. I'll back that, plays Rich, I'll back that
two for one. Before I let you, how did how
did losing three or four in the Bronx taste? How
did that taste? How did that taste? To start things off?
Should I go back and read your taunting text messages
from the weekend? Yeah? Please do? I mean, how did

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that taste? It's fine, It's a different year. I told
you Red Sox offenses in trouble. I told you that
from I did I. I texted that to you opening Day?
Did I Opening Days said that? And then when we
were golfing, you talked even more. And then I said,
if this goes on for a few more months, then
I'll get into real panic mode. Right now, I'm just
semi worried. And we're also taping this on the day
of the one year anniversary remembrance of the Boston Marathon.

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We are all Boston Strong, the Patriots. I retweeted something
the Patriots sent out that we're all We're all one team.
They sent out and it was a shot of the
of the Uh, I guess the masses at the marathon
with the logos of all four Boston teams. Yet I
think he's sixty. They're doing an hour special and they've
got Aerosmith. They got Steven Tyler and Joe Perry dout

(07:00):
Re singing dream On and it's the title of the show.
We're gonna have to catch that tonight at some point. Yeah. So, um,
you know, all our thoughts are are out there with
with the folks in the Northeast as well. So let's
get to this program. You've got to go to path
to the Draft Okay. Meanwhile, we've got two guys who
are on the show coming in. But let's get to

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the news of the day, and that obviously involves the
NFL Draft, which normally we would be getting ready for
to head to New York City next week. Instead we've
kind of wait almost darn near another month. Scouts everywhere
very happy about that. Mayock's best because that means it's
two weeks later that he has to get his merry
in teatime this this time of year. But to to uh,

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two of the best that the NFL media throws out
there and we have to offer, and guys who are
in the no guys who were mocking their heads off
are in a studio right now. DJ Daniel Jeremiah, good
to see you sir once again on the show. And Bucky,
I believe this is your first first time I'm a
new podcast Floory Bucky Brooks is here as well, the
two of you guys together, Thanks for coming on and

(08:07):
doing this good terrific um. Let's get to the clowniness
of it all. What do we make of of of
Clowney not working out privately or as Ian Rappaport said
he's gonna do one drill that takes three to five minutes,
and he's only gonna do it because he doesn't he's
not fearful of blowing anything out doing it. What what, Bucky?

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What do we make of this with Clowney? Oh? I
mean I think as much ado about nothing. I think
when you're sitting where he is at the top of
the board and everyone kind of knows he's not going
to fall out of the top five, I think he
has the leverage to kind of set those terms. He
worked out at the Combine, he worked out at his
pro day. Yes, you would like to see him work
out at a private workout, but based on what he

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kind of alluded to with Brandon Thomas blowing his A
c L, I do understand why you would probably kind
of decline having another invitation to work out at other
But didn't the Browns basically say we're were We didn't
go to his protect because we want to. We're going
to have him in privately. So now, But but I mean,
he's not going to be around at four anyway, right,

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I mean, so they'd have to trade they'd have to
trade up to get a guy who's tires. They haven't
personally kicked on the field. I imagine interviewing him, that's
something that they've already done. Right, absolutely, absolutely rich. But
going back to you know, is it a big deal
him not working out. I've been with teams where we
picked in the twenties and you're trying to convince a
guy it's projected to be a top ten pick to

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come work out, and he's like, I've already worked out
with twelve teams you pick. I mean, I just don't
want to go through that. And this is the same
exact scenario. So it's not like people sometimes act like
Jadeveon Clowney is the first guy that's ever refused any
of this. But it plays into the narrative that everybody's
been thrown out there that he's not a work competitor, right,
that his work ethic is not what it needs to
be if you're going to be using the first overall

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pick on him, Yeah, I guess you could say that,
But then I would turn it back around and say
he worked at at the Combine. Most big time guys
did he work out at the Combine? He did the
pro day workout, Like in my mind, he's kind of
put his wearas on display for the world to see. Now,
we can nitpick him for not doing the private workouts

(10:18):
and not doing some of those things, but really, if
I'm Jadeveon Clowney, look, you have three years worth of tape.
I've put all all the numbers in the combine and
the Pro day workouts. What else do I really need
to show? Either you like it or you don't. I
think it's one of those things where in football, maybe
we're not used to having people to climb private workouts,

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but in basketball that happens all the time. Well, it's
a Michigan guy, you know. I I know what clown
he can do. And and many people think after he
blew up Vincent Smith that was that was it for him.
That was basically saying this NFL team is what I
can do, even though I had a whole full other
year that the NFL's rules are forcing me to go through.

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And the Combine I remember, you know, he ran the
lights out of the place and then showed up with
his UH sweatshirt on. And I think we sent Willie
McGinnis there to talk to him on live on our
our our network and say I'm gonna do I'm gonna
I'm gonna work out, and then the word the drills going,
he's not moving, and then it's like, well, I'm you know,

(11:22):
his hip flexer was an issue. He says tight, and
then he did the verte and Darnier touched the banners
that hang from from the ractors, right. So, and then
he went on on Live. I don't know if were
you yeah, and and and and I know you you
you had him on Live too, right down on the
field on the field, right so at any rate, and

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then he comes on and we you're mentioning, hey, d
Ford is calling you out, and he barely shows a pulse, right,
And so I'm trying to get a grasp on whether
if I'm the Texans I take him them one overall,
just from all of that, and then he has a
great pro day, won't work out privately, you are the

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Houston Texans. What do you do, Bucky? I'm taking to
Tavian clowning. We're no question without a question, just because, uh,
you know, it's very similar to when I was with
Carolina and we had Julius Peppers. He's a bit of
an enigma just because what everyone on the outside wants
him to be personality was. He may not be that,
but when you look at the talent and the tools

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and the disruptive plays that he brings to the table,
it's hard to bypass that. And when you're sitting number
one and we're talking about knocking out of the park,
you want to hit a home run, Well, he has
all the tools that you're looking for to be a
home run hitter. You can nitpick him and say, oh,
I'll boypass and I'll take someone else. But who else
has as high of a selling as he does in

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this draft? I don't think anyone, and and putting him
in the same meeting room as J. J. Watt is
not a bad thing to do at all, certainly on
the same line as him. And you know you've got
to go hunt Andrew Luck for the next decade and
a half, perhaps within that division that that that makes sense.
Would you agree with that sentiment? And I think when
you look at it, Rich you just say, okay, everybody
wants every player to get to a percent of their potential.

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So maybe if we even agree, okay with some of
the work ethic things we talked about, Clowney doesn't get
to that mark. If he gets to seventy. He's better
than anybody else in this draft. Kidding, I just think
that's how rare he is. Do you guys with someone
like Clowney not doing any more workouts? Is this an
agent an agent thing? Or do you think he at
some point is saying this too, because as as does

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it matter, well, I think it matters a little bit
if if if he is turning down the chance to
compete for that or he's listening to it. Either either way,
he's not doing it. I've been in I've been in
a room with Ozzie Knewsom when a players come in
there and said, I'm not going to in in the
in in the at the work in the interview rooms
at night. I'm not gonna work out tomorrow. Why aren't
you gonna work out? My agent told me not to?

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He goes, So what the agent works for you? Right?
You don't work for the agent. Why don't you tell
the agent gonna work out? He works for you? Uh? So,
I don't ever put any stock until an agents told
me to do this, that or the other. You're in charge.
If you want to work out, you work out. He
didn't want to work out. Yeah, and so so so
What does less sneed think of that? Because I know
he'd probably like to put Clowney line is queen and

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long and and right now he's right and and those
are four guys who could definitely, let's say, contain, if
not Chase, Colin, Kaepernick and Russell Wilson, which he has
to do within that division. What does less need think
of Clowney going number one? If that happens Bucky Well,
I mean, I think obviously he's sitting there at number
two and he's hoping that for whatever reason, the Houston

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Texans bypass him. Because when you have an opportunity to
grab these rare talents, and you add talented players to
your roster, you never can go wrong because even if
they have a surplus of defensive ends, at the end
of the day, if you want to jettison one of
those guys to pick up something that you need later,
you have that opportunity. And so at Carolina we went

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to the Super Bowl with a d line that you know,
Julius Peppers, Chris Jenkins, Brinson Buck and my My Rucker.
Those guys masked so many other deficiencies that we had
in the back end. But because we could get after
the past. That we could stop the run, we didn't
have to blitz. It allowed us to be a dominant team.
I think everyone would like to be a team that's

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like that. Even to Seattle Seahawks when they won last year,
a lot of attention went to their back end. But
because they could rush forward and just sit back and
drop seven guys in the coverage, that's why they're able
to dominate and beat people. Well, I guess I mightna
be able to ask Less this question. I'm breaking news
to you a lot. I've booked Less need for next Monday.
Mr Kara Henderson's coming back. Mr Kara Henderson as as

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he's known around these parts, don't you know? But hearing
the league, there's no question. Um Mitro's got some pretty
good hair. Here's a lot of products. He's the spikey GM,
He's the Spike. Don't less it's got some product up there,
don't forget he admit to that. You know, maybe we'll
get him on the right. He did have a Twitter

(16:02):
handle like Less, But we'll ask Less this next week.
But wouldn't Less be also doing a little bit of
cart wheels And the fact that his phone will be
ringing off the hook for somebody that might have fallen
in love with Johnny Manziellen is concerned that he would

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be gone at Jacksonville at three or Bridgewater or somebody,
because that three, four, five, that's the quarterback needy teams
going back to back to back, wouldn't wouldn't that be something?
If Clowney goes one, that means every quarterbacks availably taken
at two. Yeah, I think you you look at the
perfect scenario for them is if Cleveland is in love

(16:42):
with Manziel. If Cleveland's in love with Manziel, then you
get the best of both worlds. You trade back, but
you only have to go back to four, get a
little extra. You're still gonna get the player you want. Probably,
you know, if you want Greg Robinson and you're St. Louis,
you get him right there at for get a little
something extra. I wouldn't even rule out move back to four.
And then if somebody wants to come up for Mac,
who they view is kind of that next pass rusher,
maybe you could even go back to six with Atlanta

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if you talk them into coming up to get him,
if they were concerned. So I think St. Louis is
an interesting spot. I think that's that's where the whole,
the whole thing goes that second overall pick. I'll be
surprised if they end up holding that pick, because they
also what do you think? No, I mean, I think
they'll lynch been to the draft depended upon the approach
that they choose to take at number two, whether they
stamp at and take whoever is the top talent at

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the board at that time, or if they move back
and continue to kind of play the draft game where
they trade, continue to accumulate picks, and still walk away
with multiple blue chip talents when they pick in the
thirteenth pick. I think they really hold all the cars
as it comes to this draft. The best draft you
guys have seen in how long at certain positions, I mean,
edge rusher not so much, Inside linebacker not so much. So.

(17:48):
I think we've kind of gone on and said, you know,
this is the deepest draft I've had a GM from
a team that needs both in edge rusher and inside linebackers.
Like you guys, stop saying this is the deepest draft.
We've got no way to pick at those spots. But
you need a receiver, a corner. You know you've got
plenty tackles is pretty deep. So I think it's deep
at certain positions. But I don't think when we just
say it's just loaded across the board, I don't think
it's it's quite as advertised. I think the reason we

(18:10):
put that narrative on is because it's sexy, like their
names that we know, We know the why receivers, we
understand the Johnny Menzel factory. We're more familiar with these
guys than we have been in recent years because it's
really not exciting to talk about Eric Fisher and Luke Joko,
which one is going to go, you know, you want
you want to talk about guys who I mean, let's
be honest, that can impact fantasy football. And so with

(18:34):
so much of this NFL fan base being strong opponents
of fantasy football, now we have the opportunity to talk
about those guys that directly impact them in their fortunes.
So how does this quarterback stuff play out? Because this
past week we're hearing all sorts of stuff. Didn't one
of you guys do a mock? We're no quarterbacks doing
to exercise? You have to see, like if we were

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able to stick to the premise where we talked about
best player available, and there's so many question marks about
the quarterbacks. Well, if we really stuck to the premise
of I'm gonna take the best available player, a lot
of those teams, particularly at the top, would elect to
go with a position player as opposed to a quarterback.
And when you get to pick eleven, I believe if
the quarterbacks haven't been selected by pick eleven, they're likely

(19:19):
to have a deep fall in the draft because all
the teams below that they don't have a pressing need
for a quarterback. So a lot of where people go
depends on you know, supply demand and also realistic that unrealistic.
You don't think there's any that that no quarterbacks will go.
I think at least one quarterback we'll go in the
first two is going to go in the first round.

(19:41):
I think he's right, Yeah, I think man self, I
think the best part about it as rich as that
when somebody gives you a craft about your mock draft,
like dude, just three days, man, we'll have another one
who really cares. I think that can't get enough of
what they can't get enough. And I think I think
the funny thing about my drafts are my drafts are

(20:02):
not necessarily my opinion on a player, but it's an
exercise where you're trying to connect the dots on this
player fits this team at this spot. I may not agree,
but it's like I think I put Blake Borders with
the Oakland Raiders. I'm not a huge Blake Borders fans.
Why why let me stop you right there? Well, I
think he's a developmental prospect. I think when you look
at what he's done in comparison to Teddy Bridgewater and

(20:24):
Johnny Manziel on the paper, you wouldn't take Blake Borders
over top of those two guys because those two guys
in games have shown the ability to be big time players.
I think Blake Borders is a nice prospect because he
has the the side speed strength combination that you look for.
He looks like the prototypical guy. But if we went
back and really track what people were saying in the fall,

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there was no one that was saying Blake Borders was
a franchise quarterback. Wouldn't Baylor fans saying, you know, they
actually when you go back and look at that game, like, uh,
he had two interceptions, two touchdowns. The two touchdowns came
off with bubble screens to his receivers. They went six yards.
He didn't play great in that game. I think there's
a fascination about Blake Borders because he looks to part

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and I don't want to say that Blake Borders is
Blame Gabert, but it reminds me of the Blame Gabrit conversation.
We pick a guy on our side that we want
to make a franchise quarterback because we're not in love
with the other guys, and we kind of ride to
crestal momentum. I think he's kind of in that category.
So then finish your statement. You said you put Borders
with the Raiders. Borders with the Raiders, but I don't
believe that he is the fifth best player in this draft.

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Is just the Raiders need a quarterback. I can see
them maybe saying that this is going to be my
quarterback of the future because I have Matt Shop in place.
He could be a developmental guy for a year to
take over as the starter next year. That is why.
But it's not because I'm a huge fan of Blake Borders.
But how can how if if this thing breaks? Okay,

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where where Clowney goes one and less sneed takes takes
somebody at two and it's not a quarterback, and every
quarterback is available for Jacksonville. Three, and you're Backonville and
you need a quarterback, no question. You need a spark,
you need something. I mean, because of the way everybody

(22:08):
views Jacksonville. You guys saw Draft Day. You haven't seen
it yet, Okay, I'll just tell you. And I'm not
gonna tell any tales out of school that that's going
to ruin anything. But actually, this is a little bit
of a spoiler. I'll give a little bit of a spoiler.
When the draft is hits in Draft Day and the
clock is taken down and Kevin Costner needs to find

(22:30):
the most needy or nervous new GM to try and
go Fleece Sunny Weaver Jr. Let's keep it right, Okay,
they say Jacksonville's and you cut to the Jacksonville war
room and the look on the gm s face. My
wife and I looked at each other. We all look
at each other like poor Jacksonville. Even in the movie,

(22:51):
even in Hollywood, right even in the the the Hollywood
take on this. So you're sitting there at three and
and Johnny freaking Manzel. It's how do you not take him?
How do you not take him and throw him into
this mix and bring electricity. You want to be on

(23:12):
national TV. You want to play on national TV. When
you're guaranteed to be on national TV. Find to think
that Jacksonville takes him. And the reason I'm inclined to
believe that he's a better fit in Jacksonville and other
places is you have Gus Bradley, who was a defensive
minded head coach. He comes from a defensive background, so
the way he looks at the quarterback position is different
than an offensive minded guy. The athleticism that Johnny brings

(23:35):
to the table, the improvisational skills that he brings to
the table from a defensive standpoint that is tough to defend.
It's a headache dealing with guys that run around and
extend plays. Secondly, he's an energy guy. He comes from
the Pete Carroll school. Being in Seattle, it's all about
buzz and energy and creating an atmosphere where Johnny Monzel
plays to that. Just think about what his pro day was,

(23:57):
the music playing, the way that he played to the
But like the old school and then this is a
franchise that is really devoid of an identity. You bring
Johnnie man Zeil in there. You now have you talked
about national intrigue, the ability to get on prime time?
You make the franchise relevant. I think that all has

(24:19):
to play into the mix. When you're looking at him.
I had him, I think I have him. Law do
I have them taking the man Zel in that latest
mock draft right here? You have you have man Zel?
Oh you don't let me see here he's going and
I'm telling you right now, going to Jacksonville. Yeah, three,
overall the I've got Jacksonville and the and the Tuesday
mock draft Tuesday. You lock it in and rip the

(24:41):
knob off right now. If he's somehow sitting there um
in the mock, it's over. I mean, how do you
not do that? I can do devil the Devil's please
go ahead, because I want to know where we stand,
because man have we talked all college season long, even
last summer we were talking been about it about Manzel

(25:02):
at Manning's pass and camp sort of maybe being hungover
or not. We've read about that ESPN, the magazine story
and him doing stuff that was clearly of a professional
mindset at the collegiate level. All of that stuff, the
money sign which clearly a lot of people, including myself,
didn't know he did that every time. But all of

(25:23):
that said, Okay, I fully admit that I'm not completely
locked in and well versed. But you hear all that.
Now it's time. This is it now, Johnny? Do you
is this part of the Devil's advocacy well or or
where Scouts already looked past this whole thing? I think
I think Scouts are pretty comfortable with him in terms
of that, In terms off the field stuff, they feel

(25:45):
like he's he's done a good job of convincing people
he's dialed in. Now he's grown up and he's focused,
and and they feel comfortable putting him on the board.
I hurt. His interviews were excellent. So it's a big
thirty two on the wonder lick. I got a thirty
six that ain't easy. I gave to my wife. By
the way, um, this is not a you can't say,

(26:07):
yeah I gave. I'm not gonna tell you what she got.
I'm not gonna tell you what she got. Here was
the plan Rich meaning the test. Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, hey, hey,
if I was behind the wheel of a car, I
would have just driven off the road. Well, yeah, there's

(26:30):
no way to say that. I was gonna say. I
administered the wonder Like test. So I had my wife
take the wonder Like test and she scored high enough
on it that she's like, all right. I was like,
I'm not taking that. It's not so so what's the
devil's advocacy? So devil's advocacy is we talked about Gus
Bradley and him fitting in with what Gus Bradley does,
but Dave called all the general manager has the juice there.

(26:53):
Dave Caldwell comes from Peyton Manning comes from Matt Ryan.
That's the two quarterbacks he's been around. Could you be
any more polar opposite than those too? And Johnny Manzel
in terms of what he might view as a franchise
type quarterback, a cornerstone player. I mean, so I don't
know that he fits perfectly into Dave Caldwell's thinking there.
And Dave Caldwall also has a little more that best
player available. So I said, the second years, second second

(27:16):
years at GM, and you're I mean, you're hitching, You're
you're hitching your wagon to Johnny Manzel. I'm just saying
there could be part of that, you know, going in
to the process. Cleveland fans are rooting for David. I mean, seriously,
let's not kid each other, and and and Manzella. If
he winds up in Oakland, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfecerfect.
That would be absolutely perfect. The fan base would go

(27:39):
nuts about it. I mean there's no doubt about it.
Nike would be stoked, maybe right just South he just
being there South Bayard selling his black jerseys from his
pro day. Minutes after his day, my lord, they had
the line up on Nike dot com. This is what
it's gonna be all about. I mean May eighth. And

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that's just we just went through the only the first
three picks. When it all comes down to it, So
when it last question for you, all three quarterbacks go
in the top what I'll say to go in the
top ten, and one of them is gonna slide? Which
one is the one that slides in your I think
Bridgewater is gonna slide. What about you, Bucky? I think
I have in the same way I think just um

(28:22):
whatever reason, I just think Bridgewater I think when you
in this process, coaches are only exposed to the players
once the regular season ends. The NFL season, so the
first exposure that they really had to Teddy Bridgewater was
his performance at his pro day, and just because it
was so underwhelming, even when you go back and look
at the tape, that first impression of watching his balls

(28:43):
floating flutter all over the place, it has an impact.
And I think when you look at the other guys
and and I you know, I'm always on Twitter, as
you guys know at Bucky Brooks and at Move the Sticks.
You know, I'm always on Twitter, and um, certainly when
I'm on TV, I'm on Twitter because it just keeps
me connected to what fans are thinking of the broadcast

(29:03):
and what's going on outside the world. So on Thursday
Night Football, I'm always on Twitter, and throughout our games,
I'm on Twitter and outside of our game, and even
sometimes more than our game. It was Bridgewater just did this.
Bridgewater just did that video of the most incredible thing.
Bridgewater just did a lot of Thursday Night games. From
I know, we were this network right here was competing

(29:23):
against Teddy Bridgewater a hell of a lot last fall.
But the performances. This, the throws on the run that
he was making, I mean they were, they were spectacular.
They were and maybe maybe not against competitions. If you
as DJ and I I think we're both in agreement
that he's the number one guy, So then why would
he fall that That's that's what because it's a difference

(29:44):
between how you rank a player in a mock draft.
So I have Bridgewater is my top quarterback. I haven't
going twenty six to Cleveland because there is zero buzz
on hemorrhage none. I talked to a GM that was
that the that was at the Pro day and sitting
there talking to him, and I said, look, I and
at the Pro day, but I've kept him as my
top guy. I'm not gonna drop him just off the
Pro day. He said, if you were at the Pro day,

(30:04):
you would have dropped him. He said, it was DJ.
You should seen them. It was terrible. So I mean
that Bucky hit it thought, I mean this, this is
the first time a lot of these decision makers get
a chance to see these guys, whereas we can't get
We've looked at the tape, We've done the tape from
the fall. We're very familiar. We've talked to people who
have gone in there and and all of those things,
and so our opinions are shaped on all of that

(30:26):
information that we've heard from the beginning of the regular
season all the way through the process. So we're like,
I'm not changing where what I think about him based
off of a pro day. However, the coaches and the
influence and the impact of the pro day, like that impression,
it's going to hurt him, you know. And that's why,
like when you have your opportunity, whether it be the

(30:46):
combine of the pro they like you want to button
it up. You want to seal the deal. So he
so what he should have done worked. He should have
spun it at the combine and sat out his pro day.
In retrospect, we shouldn't have put the gloves on. First
and foremost love off Man and and I want I
wonder about this, if you think about him being a golfer,
he gets with you know. And I'm not knocking Chris
Winky or whatever, but like it's it's kind of like

(31:07):
a golfer, you have a swing coach that you've been
dealing with forever and ever, You're gonna get a new
golf pro Oh, I don't like your swing. So what
he he tinkers, he tweaks it. So now he puts
it on display and it doesn't look right. And so
for Teddy Bridgewater, I wonder how much of his thing
was impacted by the way that he was trained to
coach from the process from the end of the season

(31:28):
through the combox. So you guys are lockstepping saying Bridgewater
is the best prospect, but he's gonna fall the furthest
absolutely you know, I'm not. I'm not playing, but what
I'm saying, Like, and for Bridgewater, I don't, you know,
Like a lot of times pressure makes people make these

(31:48):
irrational decisions. But the fact that he played for four years,
he's played forever with a glove on, and he decides,
in the biggest day of his life to take the
glove off, I just don't understand why you would do that. Like,
that's who you are. Car Garoppolo, the fourth quarterback. I
think Carl go ahead of Garoppolo. I have cargoing to Arizona.
That's kind of my surprise, my my little sleeper surprise
there pick number twenty, the battle at four or five.

(32:10):
Though those two names though there every look after those
first three there's everybody has just subjective. It really depends
on what what you like. I think a lot of
conversation after zat Mettenberger worked out like he looks like
the prototypical drop back quarterback, all kinds of stuff. I've
heard buzz on Murray. I've heard people really like him.
You know. Everybody always pegs him as the next Breeze

(32:34):
or something like that because of his stature, you know,
but I wouldn't be surprised if he was backing up
Breeze next year in the middle round pick. With the
middle round pick. Yeah, here's the thing. For Murray and
some of those other guys, it's better for them to
go in their mid round category because they don't have
the expectations nor the pressure to get on the field
right away, so they actually can develop outside of the

(32:55):
watchful of the public. They can put together, you know,
really honed aircraft on the practice field to be ready
for when their opportunity comes. For some of these guys,
you worry about them being drafted too soon because then
as to rush to get those guys on the field,
and they won't be able to live up to those
expectations so much in it's better than talking about tackles.
Rich you are not kidnapped, and that's no offense. You know,

(33:18):
it's no offense. But when what was it three at
the top four last year? Yea, it was fourth, and
that's the year after it was luck r G three
And that's the way they started and could have they
had uh what's his name go last year? They could
have three of the top five this year potentially if
if Evans creeps in or three of the top seven,
because well, I mean he's even Evan is not going

(33:39):
to go that high seventh to Tampa after they trade
Jackson and nobody else. Carolina needs Carolina. I think they
need one. Listen. And I'm a big a aunt guy
because of you know, the Michigan man. He's I think
he's excellent, but not not you know, I mean, he's
not that Angela Williams, not a currently not a big

(34:00):
shouldn't be he shouldn't be. He should be shaking his
head also. And I mean, and that's the one aspect
of this offseason that a few people are really talking
about because we're talking about draft, we're talking about all
other stuff that Sean Jackson signs and all sorts of stupidity.
The thing is, you know Cam's not working out, and
now is when all these kids that he that nobody's

(34:23):
ever heard of, he needs to get into the same
page and rhythm and and Cam camp and stuff like that.
I mean, they're what's what's that he can't even get
out there with Marvin McNutt to get on the same page,
the same McNutt page, right, I mean, and he may
not even step on the field until he may be

(34:45):
an RG three type in the in the pre in
the preseason potentially, Like when do you play him? How
much do you play him? How much you get on
that ankle? What's the balance between getting him ready for
the season was risking him getting injured? By the way
Jordan Gross, he's gone out, He's a podcaster, by the
way he is he is, He's a podcaster. Yeah, you know,

(35:06):
I've got you know, I'm I'm a mentor to some
in the in the league. Not all. I wanted to
see if I get a T shirt idea from you,
just I was thinking at this time of year, especially
anonymous scouts or people too. I got it. I like it.
We will workshop that one after the T shirt. If
I gave my wife the wonder lick. You gotta wrap

(35:31):
these guys because they are they highly in demand within
the building. Thank you, Daniel jeremyd DJ, thank you, and Bucky.
Good to see you Brooks and Daniel Jeremy. On the
Rich Eyes and Podcast. Chris Brockman returns to the program.
Good to see you again. Chris pleased to have here
in the studio, very very funny man um and uh
his movie A Haunted House to comes to with theater

(35:53):
knew you this weekend. Please to welcome back on the program. Marlin,
Wayne's good to see h How are you good to
see you? How's everything reached? Gave me a hand? That's
Chris and Chris. Chris. I'm traveling with me and my
me and my women, my female vampire. I could see
that on the other side of the glass. And I
always bring a random white guy with me because you

(36:13):
never know, I need a guy that talked to white guy.
And then I brought one smart negro because normally they
we always carry around thugs with gold teeth and our mouth.
I want to change the game. I'm going to carry
around one smart negro. Okay, Yeah, well, you know, I
was the h I would never check him for drugs?
Is that what it is? Okay? I was I was

(36:33):
the rand I was the random white guy with Stuart
Scott for seven and a half years on Sports Center.
That's awesome. Yeah, I sat next to him for seven
and a half years, and I was I was that
random white guy. Yeah that was did we need you guys? Well,
you know he would he wakes to focus on us.
Is that? What is that? Why I was there? Because
I mean I was the one thrown out seinfeld references

(36:54):
and then he would look at me in commercial break
and goes, he goes, what the hell was that? Like
that's from Seinfeldt? And he said, brothers don't watch sign Felt.
Sure some brothers something, but he wasn't smart grow out
there that he wants to sign the sun Felt guy
that thumbs up giving a thumbs up right there, and
the see my hood cats they all watch Martin. So
that's like I know Martin. I know Martin. I know

(37:19):
him because I sat next to Stewart for seven and
a half He would be I had no he would
see we were educating each other. It was an interesting mix. Yeah,
it was good, like people. I had white friends that
taught me about Look, I didn't know about bagels. I
was like, what the hen a begel? They showing me
what a bag I said, there's a hole in your bread.
And he goes, no, man, it's a bagels. And he
gave me a beggar with some cream cheese on it,

(37:40):
and I was my mind blew. And I gave I
gave him some fried chicken with some hot sauce, and
his mind blew. We formed a beautiful friendship and then
everybody's the wiser and better. That's where that's where it
should go. And then you got to get you a
Latino friend and get you a Middle Eastern friend. This
way you learned about cultures, you know, food, because I
had to learn the hard way about Middle Eastern food.

(38:02):
How so I spent a couple of hours on the
toilet and it was hot, and was this recent? Was this?
This was in Dubai. Oh you know it's hot when
you goes, when you it hits the toilet and it goes. Yeah,
that's how it works in Dubai. Yeah, pretty much. Okay,

(38:25):
I'll file that one away if I ever. I don't
think we're ever going to do. This podcast is an
awesome place. It's hot. If you go, it's hot. It's
hell like, like you can't step outside. It's just hot
a hundred degrees times. You know it's hot. When a
black guy's going, man, it's hot. Africans will go, we're
just we're too hot. What were you doing in Dubai?
I was okay, stand up standup comedy in Dubai? So

(38:49):
is there they laugh. You can't see their mouths, but
you just see their head doing this, you know, I
think they're laughing. It's about to say it's a no drink.
No you can drink, but you can't drink in public
like that. There's clubs and stuff, you know, and and
it actually there's a lot of like Americans and a
lot of Europeans. They're not everybody's wearing. Michael Jackson hang

(39:11):
out in Dubai a lot. I don't know. Mike's a
weird dude. Um. He also had a monkey, I don't know.
He hung out with little Webster. That bugged me out.
I was like, why Webster comedy in Dubai? Tho, that's
I wouldn't think that that's a stop on a comedy tour. Actually, is.
We sold out two shows at the five thousand seat theater.
We crushed it. And you know he's performing in front

(39:34):
of Princess that I felt like they could buy us.
They were that rich that they can buy it. It's
so rich in Dubai, like I felt like the toy,
like the water don't have waves, Like there's a man
made ocean and this is like no waves. Just take

(39:55):
take out the waves. No waves, no tide shucks, no,
no shucks. That's just goldfish and that's how it works. Yeah, fantastic, beautiful,
beautiful beaches. So you're from New York City, correct? And
you're from you said where you from again? Where you're from?
The border raising six stret n that which is back
in the day, it was the projects, it was the hood.

(40:15):
Right now it's the meat packing districts and it's hip
and it's cool. All of my street credit is gone.
It used to be like, y'all from Chelsea. Now people
like he's talking about the meat pack and can I
get a reservation? Can you have me with a reservation? Yeah, all,
I'm from Staten Island, New York. You never had from

(40:37):
Staten Island. We imported them, We drafted them to. Yeah,
grandfathered them into New York. But they're the only thing
that puts that not that's about it, because there's Steven Seagal.
There's still take a ferry. They won't even build them.
They wouldn't even build a bridge right between Brooklyn and
New Jersey. And stats worked with two rappers and Stephen Seagal,

(41:01):
Rick Schroeder. Um, why am I blanking? Oh? Yeah? From
do I need to google? Do you really want to
claim Stephen? No? No, but I'm just I'm just I'm
throwing a live draft. Do you really want him? When
your prey undersege? Stephen sal Steven underseage. But the guy

(41:21):
barrymore the belly and he kept his hands on his
belly when he fought the problem. Do notice that Steven
seagal movies only have three words in it on Deadly Ground,
all his movies, and they did really well. They're just three,
they're just anything more. He just they just figured they
couldn't fit it on. I stole it from him. Haunted House.

(41:41):
That works too well, it's too Bobby plays from how
does the New York like Steelers in the Dolphins? Those
are your yeahs in Dolphins because the Jets suck. So, yeah,
so you're you're a Dolphin fan the Giants. I just

(42:02):
never from New York City, I didn't. Yeah, I'm actually
you're a Steeler fans. Have been a Steeler fan since
I was a little boys and Frank o' harris and
you know Lynn Swan and uh you know Terry Bradshaw,
awesome quarterback. Like I was a big fan. I used
to hate the Dallas Cowboys. There was always the rivalry
between the Cowboys and the Steelers. And I was working

(42:23):
class kid, dude. I mean I was working since I
was a kids, since I was like the six child labor.
I had a real job, like twenty four hours a week.
And um, yeah, so I'm I was a big Steeler fan.
Steer still into him pretty much. Yeah, I think that
you know, they need to work right now. They do
need a little work right they get older. What do

(42:44):
you think of Big Bends your quarterback, Rolisberger? What do
you think of him? I think Big Ben if he focuses,
he could be incredible. And when he's not focused, I
just think that he I think he needs to practice more.
I think he needs to hit the weight room. I
think it needs to take a little bit more serious.
But he's a hell of a quarterback and he has
a great arm. But I think he needs to focus again.

(43:04):
It's just refocusing and going you know, I'm gonna be
great and I'm not. I'm not gonna settle for having
one two super Bowls and now I'm good. You know,
you gotta go out and get the well. Actually won
one bolt to yeah, but but he's got two. He
has to. He had too many weapons not to not
to utilize them. It's like he needs to stop holding
onto the ball, Solong, get that ball out of your hand.

(43:25):
You know. He has to study his plays and work
with his receivers more and not just Hey, I'm gonna
sitt in the pocket and improvise. What do you think?
I think tom was awesome. I would keep Tomlin because Tomlin, Um.
I think he's really good at protecting his team. He's
really good at managing his locker room. Like you don't
hear a lot of Steelers coming out their next stuff.
Tomlin is a great coach. I just think his defense

(43:47):
is getting older. I think they shouldn't have got rid
of men in the hall um uh. And you know,
I think in that Super Bowl that they lost to
Green Bay. They made a huge mistake by not they
were running the ball all way up the field and
then they would get to first and goal, they would
empty the backfield and they was letting Ben just throw

(44:09):
the ball five receivers and that's not what you do.
Use the setup of having somebody in the backfield. It
got you all the way down the field. So use
a play action fake take some pressure off of you know,
because they know Ben's it's an empty backfield. They're not
worried about Ben running anywhere. So yeah, so they made
some coaches mistakes in that game. Do you think Tom
and Thanksgiving game last year when he stepped on this

(44:31):
in the way of Jacoby Jones, do you think he
was trying to do you remember when he stepped down
the on the field. Remember when he did that sort
of thing. He stepped right on the field where Jacoby
Jones of the Ravens was running back the for a
kickoff for a touchdown. That's a good coach, he's a guy.
That's a good coach. You do what you gotta do
to win, man. Yeah, yeah, step I look, I think

(44:53):
Steelers that that nation. You need a hardass coach. You
need one you can't have. That's why you had who
to do this? Cow uh this a lot? Yeah he
was he was great. Yeah, it was great, like a
Gruden were great over at the Steelers. Now I like
it John Tomlins, but you got tomla good Tomlin. You

(45:14):
don't need to change Tomlin. I think they shouldn't have
got a rid of Wallace. That's a big problem. Wallace
was a very good deep threat and they should have
kept him. Well, now he's on the Dolphins. Yeah, so
he went from one team to see, nobody's gonna win
in Miami. Too many women in Miami. You can't play
great because it's so busy partying. You can't win in Miami.

(45:34):
But he seemed to be doing all right with it. Thought,
that's just because Lebron's just the beast. You know, he's
just a monster. Okay, so he goes above and beyond
that whole that whole thing with that, he's going to
go down. I think neck and Neck were probably Jordan's.
I don't don't disagree with you at all. I definitely
think because I don't I don't see I think, look
at look what he did with this team all year long.

(45:55):
With Dwayne Wade hurt. You know you don't. I don't
think there's any doubt you could put them in the finals.
And I know our Indiana fans will be a little
bit upset about that. No, here's the thing about Indiana
is Indiana has a great young team. They're gonna have
to Unfortunately, I think they're standing in the way of
Lebron James is greatness and it's the way that Michael

(46:16):
Jordan hit that zone. And there was a Karl Malone
was a great player and he probably would have been
one of the greatest players and a great champion. Same
with like uh at the very wrong time, and unfortunately
for them, they played against Michael Jordan. And Lebron James

(46:37):
is that guy right now. He's just he turns it
on when he wants and he's so smart. Now it's like,
I don't need the m v P give. I'd rather
rest and work with this bad team because I'm gonna
be working. I gotta teach these guys to play with
me because this is the team that i'mnna be playing
in the playoffs with. So I don't need to score
all these points. I need these guys to teach these

(46:57):
guys how to win. And I'm gonna layoff and give
that to Kevin to because I got four. I'll come
back next year. I heard that one. That's great. That
was great reverse. I thought reverse psychology too when I
heard that too smart. So a Haunted House too was
coming out this weekend, and you're you're pumped about it.
I'm telling me about it. Tell me about this film.
It's all Aris movie. I think it's one of the
funniest movies I've done. With my producing partner, who's standing

(47:19):
right there, the white white guys, he's he's the one
who puts the big words in the script. I'm the
one to put all the fart jokes in there. That's
all me. That's a good team. Don't you try to
take my credit for flatulence. He taught me that word.

(47:39):
Good job. You're a factor, brother, You're a factor. Two
thumbs up from the side of the glass. That's right, man,
Get out a logical humor on. He taught me that
word too. It's called farting. Dodo jokes and he says,
scant a logical. So you're making him a better man.
You are, right, man, I mean he's you're making Rick
a better man, thank you. What else I know the

(48:02):
Begel story, Well, it's funny when you keep saying the
white guy. There's just I told this story once before. Right,
I'll tell you when I did Sports Center with Stuce
Scott and we went down to um the when the
All Star Game was in New York City, NBA. When
you know, when speaking of Malone, when Kobe waved Malone
off the box when Malone's call him for the ball

(48:22):
down low and Kobe waved him all. So that wasn't
that All Star Game. And we we did Sports Center
that night at midnight. We finally got down with a
lead foot. We were in New York City by two
am at the old All Star Cafe in uh To Square,
which no longer exists. Remember this shack, and it was, yeah,
it was. The All Star Game was a sports version

(48:44):
of the Plan Alleyway anyway. So it's the time that
we get there and the parties being led out, and
I remember Stewart went up to a cop and goes,
where's the party going to next? And the cop knew
exactly what it was. He was said thirty because like
it's some club on thirty third Street and tenth Avenue.
Now you know New York City. So we're walking down
it's thirty third Street in tenth Avenu right around right
around um, right around eighth Avenue and ninth Avenue. I'm

(49:08):
suddenly the only white guy that's walking the street as
we're walking to the club and Stuart Scott as we're
getting closer and close to the club. Even though everybody
loves Stewart, he it's like Elvis is walking into the
building and one guy stops the two of us and
he goes, Stewart Scott, you're my favorite, and he looks
at me, goes and the white guy, ha ha, I

(49:29):
love you, white guy. I have been the white guy
very long. I've got I've got almost two decades of
experience that black guy. Thank you. I know, I know
other way to wear it. That's that's the only way
I know how to wear it. That's guy. There you go,
you and I rick white guy. So basically, the movie's

(49:51):
really funny. Man. It's a it's a it's basically, um,
it's uh, it's multicultural and uh it's it's just a
really good funny horror comedy with parody moments, and it's
laugh out loud from the time you sit down to
the time you leave the theater. And I'm not saying
that because I'm too at my own horn. And I'm
saying that because I just came over tour promoting the movie.

(50:11):
What I did Q and as after the screening, I'd
have a screening in the Q and a sitting hot seat,
and I would tell the audience, I want you to
tweet what you thought of the movie. Tweet me at
Mama Lane's Instagram to at Mala Lanes promote that. Um
so tweet me at Malla Lane's and tell me what
your opinion of the movie is, and I'm gonna retweet you.
And I did this every city. I've gotten not one

(50:34):
bad review from they hate get my timeline. I've spending
half my timeline cursing people out. Yeah, I noticed, just
keep everywhere. I keep it gangster. Yeah, I troll back.
You don't block? No, I trolled back. After I make
them feel real bad about themselves, then I'll block. I
don't block block them after I hurt that feelings, and

(50:56):
I go, you want to answer back, no, block, You're out.
How many people have blocked? Probably fifty after that cursed
them all. I gotta curse them out because I'm real
and I can't let you say I got you know,
It's like yesterday I posted a picture of my daughter
and you know, people aren't trolling your daughter, are they?
They try to cyber bully my beautiful little daughter. I

(51:17):
don't know how she's like, it doesn't matter how old.
She's going to that awkward stage. You know, she's got
a braces all mustache. So people are trolling when your daughter. Yeah,
but I'm like, that's my baby, you know. But they
I'm like, but you know they say what they say,
it's like my daughter. It's like, here's the thing. Christmas Eve,

(51:37):
I posted a picture of me and my kids and
someone like said something about my daughter, said like she
has a un brown like Anthony Davis. Now it was
a big un brown, but you know it's okay. It's
beautiful frames the face so and she's a beautiful little girl.
But I was like, my daughter looked at the picture
and she's like, that's foul. And I've seen a feeling

(51:59):
for her. Man. I went to this guy's site and
if you look up my Twitter from Christmas Eve, I
stayed on there standing taking pictures of him and snapping
and talking, roasting this dude for literally, uh eight hours,
to where my kids came in the room and was like, Dad,

(52:21):
it's Christmas. Can can we open the President? I said,
just give me another two hours. I'm not finished with
this guy just yet. Yeah. So many people who troll
on me for like my hairline, and then you look
at their picture their avatar and they're bald, and I'm like,
what are we talking about? It looks good on you.
Thank you again. It's the only thing I can do

(52:42):
because I would never think. That's what I mean. I'm
not gonna do. I can't do. I don't want to
do the I can't do it. I mean, that's why
I just cut it all along. When God cuts your hair,
he wants you to have that haircut. That is the
cut that God wants you to have. So you just
roll with it. Fight that. I don't even think about
going like spiritual on my head. Real, that's the haircut, guy,

(53:03):
I want you to have. That means that that's yo sexy.
You know, I gotta I got great. Don't interrupt him
when he's telling me about my hairstyle. You guys were
you guys are hitting on the White Guy. You kind
of you're late we off the White Guy when you
kind of grew up on the on the set of
In Living Color and the White Guy you have a
beard like you can on Cornelius reference. I like that,

(53:27):
But what was it like kind of growing up on
I mean, obviously your family intricately involved in it, but
kind of growing up on the set of The Living
Color and then being on that show, Um, I was
I was a gift man, because you know I was.
It was like comedy high school for me. I got
to hang around great and watch them perform, and sit
on the sideline and kind of watch Damon and watch
Jim Carrey in their prime. And I learned so much

(53:47):
from In Living Color that I carry with me to
this day. I learned how to write on In Living Color.
That taught me to write, and ever since then, I
haven't stopped writing. I started writing sketches, then I started
writing my TV show, and after that started writing movies,
and I haven't stopped stopped writing since that tool. It's
so I was grateful. And Jim Carey was like a cartoon.
He'd like Jim do Jack Nicholson and he would go
into an impression do the dinosaur, he would do a

(54:08):
he was just it was just a magical time. And yeah,
and then you were one of my favorite movies, Requiem
for a Dream, which is the exact opposite of that
world as well. And um, Jared leto when you were
your co star, just wanting, just want an Oscar for
crying out like me, feel really bad about my life.
I'm not congratulation Jared. I'm happy for your success. Brother. Hi,

(54:34):
happy you got the statue? Man, Hey, we always have
record for a Dream. Brother ten years off, goes and
plays in a band all around the country, grows long hair,
comes back boom oscar. Me. I've been slaving more than
twelve years of slave and I can't I can't win

(54:54):
a damn so glow Well A message to self, don't
ask Marlon about Jared Letto. Why you keep bringing them up? Day?
I ain't jealous. Something to say. I'm happy for the
brother's success. You know, Hey, I guess I'm next man
with Patty Wade. Jared, go see a Haunted House to
everybody this weekend in the theater near you. Yes, and

(55:16):
also go check out what the Funny dot com, which
is my digital comedy network it's a lot of fun
stuff on it. Go check it out. If you're at
work and you ain't working, stop backing like you're working.
I don't work. You know you you actually work. This
guy I don't know what he did. He's trolling all that.
I was looking up some stuff about Marlon I realized
we have the same birthday. Oh come here, get me love.

(55:37):
Oh you damn leo cancer baby. And guess what my
mama's birthday is the same day I was born. On
my mom's birthday. That came out of bow stitches. Happy birthday,
take these stretch marks. Hey my bow, Happy birthday. Make
your breast look weird for the rest of your life.
Mother's Day May the yes this year, remember mom? Remember

(56:03):
your mother? Um? So, how on the house too? And
what's the name of the website? What the funny? What
the funny dot com? At Marlon Wayne's on Twitter and
also Instagram. You're a good man, great, thanks for coming
on what you guys. I definitely want a selfie because
that's what I do. I'm the selfie king. Okay, this
is like Big Poppy and the road is sponsored by
any one, which one of you, guys was Obama that's unfortunately.

(56:26):
All right, let's do it. So here's what we're gonna do.
And then you're gonna post it on I'm gonna post
it on my whoa, whoa, you gotta it's gotta include
a little back here. You gonna come in here to yeah,
I'm coming in all right. And then here comes Brockman
in law. This is good. I'm just here. The two
bald white guys, and then the harriest one. You can

(56:47):
get there. Let's see that beer. You can anyone combs
up there you okay, there you go. You guys see
it on at Marlin and hold on, and we got
we got one more hand out to it. This is
real time stuff. Here we go, smiling. We're still recording.
Got hey, you guys, keep listening to the show. It's

(57:08):
a great one. Marlon Wayans, he're on the Rich Eyes
and podcast. Whoa. That was funn We think that was
our first live show selfie sort of like the Oscars.
Probably probably about three billion fewer retweets, but we'll take it.
He was great. Take it. I remember watching in living color.

(57:29):
I mean that was kind of that was what we
watched growing up. It was it was a hilarious show
fire Marshal Bill, some of the stuff that Jim Carrey
would do right, the Wayne's Brothers, very funny, talented, comes
from an incredibly talented family. For a dream, he just
turns it. It's amazing you from that was that was
almost my my crab tree moment. That's you know, a

(57:52):
what rich now that you bring it up mentioning somebody
else's But I had no idea. That's one of those
things where you don't know the answer to the question
you're asking. You know, he might I have maybe I
was give but but I mean maybe it was really
good friends with Jared Lettle. He starts talking about it
and tells a good story. I mean last week's podcast

(58:12):
with Kevin Costner. I asked tons of questions I didn't
know the answer to and some of the stories that
came were unreal. People were putting that show last week
on the Mount Rushmore a lot of program and we'd
have to think about it. We have because he was
so he got a like emotional Yeah, but that was fun.
That was fun. How it going? That was some energy

(58:35):
there he brings it. Please, Oh my gosh, Steelers and
a Dolphins fan. Yeah, I know from New York. Not
many Steelers fans are saying they should have kept Mike Wallace.
We'll see what Mike Wallace does this year though. All right,
they're having fun show so far. Now let's let's welcome
into Buddy and Now please to have back on the

(58:55):
Rich Eyes and Podcast. A friend of the programming friend
period and who when he was on the last time
in January, told us about the project that he was
about to head to Canada to shoot the show Fargo
on FX, which debuts tonight. We're taping this Tax Day,
April ten pm Eastern Time, a show on on one

(59:18):
of the many brilliant ads that we've seen for it,
called by Entertainment Weekly, the most anticipated show of the season.
Pleased to have Colin Hanks back on The Rich Eyes
and Podcast. Tell anybuddy, I'm good, buddy, How are you good? Gentlemen, Chriss,
how are you? Last time you were on, you were
getting set h to watch your San Francisco forty Niners

(59:40):
take on the Carolina Panthers in the divisional playoff game,
and then Jeff Schafer showed up in the middle of
the interview, and that was as good as it got.
From it. Well, I mean you said you you two
were saying we'll see each other in the NFC Championship game.
That did happen? That did happen? And um, and then
you said, I'm I'm Were you already in the process
of shooting Fargo? That that? What? That had started the

(01:00:05):
back and forth for me? Didn't We actually spend fifteen
minutes talking about the Great Cup because I went to
the game with a pal, and that pal, twenty minutes
later we found out was Billy Bob And yeah, right exactly,
Marty Short and yeah, I went to two games. I'm good.
And then that that interview sparked an entire Twitter extravaganza

(01:00:29):
for two reasons. One because of our discussion of all
things Canadians. Yes, and then you revealed how you and
your dad watched games, Yes, by pretending what head coaches
in the NFL would be like as step for what
kind of step father's headquarters would be Yes, which I
will say, like, I was surprised at how how much

(01:00:52):
traction that guy. I didn't think it was going to
be that great. But like for an entire week afterwards,
you and I were like texting back and forth. Did
you see the one with it people there. Yeah, it
was nice because we didn't hit all thirty two head
coaches in national football. No, no, no, But you know
the good news is is that whenever there's a coach firing,

(01:01:13):
well that's a new step dad. You gotta that's true.
We should break down the new coaches in the league.
I mean how can we? I mean, can we do that?
I can see them? How would how would like? You've
got to see them paced the sidelines. You got to
see them how they deal with adversity. Yeah, you got

(01:01:34):
to see them rip into like, you know, a player,
and that's when you know how they how they throw
the challenge flag or well, that's a big one, you know.
I mean if they throw it down with authority. I mean,
imagine what that dude's like, you know, at breakfast that's right,
when they're not eating or they're not a listener. Yeah,
exactly use the young children phrasing. Yes, but I mean

(01:01:57):
was a teenager. You can't be certainly if you're up there,
stoic is the stoic coordinator. You can't get a read.
You can't get a read. No. I would actually say
if if if it was gonna be if you were
if you were going to look at offensive coordinators with
that low angle shot from down from down below looking up.
That's that maybe what kind of grandfather would they be?

(01:02:21):
You could maybe you could look, I don't want to
ruin a good thing. I don't want to ruin a
good thing. Trying to find more comedy. Yeah, but we
could sit here and say what type of grandfather would
dom capersby? You could figure that certainly since he had
time tenure as a head coach in the NFL, if
you could piece a puzzle together. The thing I'm seeing

(01:02:42):
is anytime they show an offensive coordinator, it just looks
like the angry grandfather at Thanksgiving. That that's really all.
That's all I'm saying, Like, what is the first thing
he says to pass at Thanksgiving? Do you know what
I mean? Like, that's you would they just go yea

(01:03:04):
past the potatoes. That's domp Capers that is yeah. Yeah.
And North Turner is oh jeez, Turner, he's the quarterback
whisper so Norv Turner, he's the guy. He's the guy
that you maybe he's he's a Yams guy. I'm going

(01:03:27):
based solely on the tan that he's got a majority
of the time. It's a yams tan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So when you were expressing explaining Fargo to us back
in January, saying it was based on the film, it
is not a Um, it's not a recitation of the film.

(01:03:47):
It's not a reboot. It's not a reboot in that regard.
And I sent your emails and I've tweeted at you
be it looks fanto. I'm in. Thanks, I am in
because the way it looks, the way it comes across,
it definitely has the DNA of the film within it,
right in it, no question about it, right in it.
Now that you're in the can as they say, yes,

(01:04:08):
in this multi cam or single cam business, a single camp.
There was so many things from your last Oh, there's
so much stuff. Are are you pleased? Are you pleased
with what? I'm really happy? Yeah, No, I'm really I'm
really happy with it. I think the show is really great.
You know, it's it's ten episodes, um, and from the

(01:04:29):
beginning to end it it just sucks you in. And
I think it's really entertaining. You know, a lot of
a lot of these shows nowadays that I watch that
I really admire and respect like a True Detective, like uh,
Breaking Bad, like a House of Cards, like American something
like that. They really seem to to suck you in
and and this one I sort of feel like because
we're just telling one specific story with the beginning, middle,

(01:04:52):
and an end, I think it is makes for the
most engrossing kind of TV that you could watch. So,
as a fan of said shows that I just mentioned,
I know for a fact that I would I would
dig this even if I wasn't in it. I mean
without a doubt. I mean it's just so well done.
So so in other words, um, I don't want to

(01:05:12):
get too deep into because I don't want to get
to revealing it is. It's it's like True Detective in
the fact that we're going to get a complete resolution
by the end. However, some of the characters from this
season could maybe it depends, I mean there's still trying
you know it really well, it all depends on how
many people tune in tonight. Well that's why that's part

(01:05:34):
of the reason why we're here. But um, yeah, but
it's it's essentially the best way to describe this is
it's it's it's all new characters and it's all new
story that lives within the same Fargo world, that that
same sort of tone, that that same sort of um,
you know, a lot of the things that people remember
people liked about the movie. The show has that, but

(01:05:56):
but it it lives sort of in a in you know,
in another corner of that sandbox a little bit, and
it intersects with the movie in some cool ways, which
I think will make you know, some people freak out
and um, but overall, we do have a beginning, the middle,
and an end it where we are basically a ten
hour film. That's the best way to sort of describe.

(01:06:18):
And uh, some survive, some don't, And we don't quite
know what the next season, if there is the next season,
what it will sort of be. You know, we've just
sort of looked at it as this is sort of
a limited series, a mini series and anthology and they
have so many names from now I call it a job,

(01:06:39):
but uh yeah, but it it is a really cool
show that I think would be really smart to get
in on the ground floor and start watching tonight. That's
what we're going to do at ten o'clock Eastern time
on effects and every Tuesday, every Tuesday, taking taking the
Justified slot that's Justified just wrapped up another season, and man,
do they just do so effects just does It's such

(01:07:01):
a great job with they really do they really do
they the they're they're advertising just alone, like the billboards
that they've done for us with the legal point the
hashtag of So you know they do this thing. I
mean because I've gone into f X a bunch of
times just for meetings and stuff, and when you go

(01:07:22):
in there, you realize, Um, they the photos that they
have for all of their shows. You know, all their
print work is really fantastic. I mean all the photos
from Sons of Anarchy to the Shield to Justify the Americans,
all the photographs are beautiful. And that was really important
to remember. When I was freezing my butt off shooting

(01:07:45):
the photos for this show, I'm just like, I don't
want to be here. It's like my day off. This sucks.
And then I'm just in there, going, but this is
gonna be in that room where you saw those cool photos.
So I've sort of realized like, no, I'm just gonna
these guys do whatever these guys want to do. Yeah,
I saw your Instagram pictures and this was not done
on any sound stage or a green screen. You were

(01:08:08):
you were in the Arctic. Practically, it was your pictures
look cold cold? It was. It was cold in fact. Uh,
just last week I did um. I still call it
Regis and Kelly, but it's yes, and uh, I was,
you know, we I was talking about how I had
to keep warm with handwarmers and feet warmers, and I

(01:08:30):
had this whole sort of routine. And then afterwards he
came up to me goes, you know, you just described
every single game I played. That's Green Bay, that's Chicago,
that's the meadow Lands on a windy you know, like
he was basically just going like, yeah, that's exactly what
we did. I said, yeah, but the big difference is
I just have to sit there and say lines. You
actually had to like hit dudes, do you know what

(01:08:50):
I mean? Well with straight hand, I mean and we
saw this firsthand last year law for our Draft special
last year we visited him on his set. And you know,
so many times when you meet players, and you know
players as we have come across them, they talk about how,
you know, I I could I could play the game
for free, pay me to practice, but I played for free. Okay,

(01:09:13):
because it's a it's a dream come true. It's a game.
Very rarely does a player leave and then find a
job where they're also stealing money and stray hand. He
will do that forever. I mean he just straight stray
is found another job like that. Especially Kelly Rippa, to me,

(01:09:34):
is one of the most talented people in in our business.
She's a Rolls Royce, she's versatilecaster. Show. So you did
that last week? What else? What else have you what
else have you done? What else have you added? Kindly
added this podcast to you? Get Conan on my day night? Yeah,
I did Conan. I did the new Seth Myers program,
which was quite quite a lot of fun. Yeah, um,

(01:09:59):
very happy Seth the band that night, Yes he was, Yeah,
he was there and Chris Christin Wigg was also there too,
that which was nice. Um. And those those, I mean
those are those are three funny Those are three funny
sweet people. And then you throw in Mario Batali for
a cooking segment. What did you do? Nothing? I watched

(01:10:20):
him cook quickly. Okay, did you eat it? Cooking segments?
Do you get to eat? I just helped myself. Yeah,
I held myself to a little a little pursuits and
he gave me a little pursuit and uh and there
was some lovely drink that he made that I just chugged.
I just didn't even know we Oh yeah he invented those.

(01:10:43):
Oh yeah, he's if he didn't have stock in those,
oh yeah, he better better. So yeah, it's been it's
been Lego saying earlier, it's it's it's been a little
bit full on because we literally we wrapped, we wrapped
Fargo on a Friday. I was in New York, you know,
on by Sunday doing press all last week. And here
we are when you came home Sunday. Yeah, and l

(01:11:05):
a X. Now when you flew into l a X,
did you see Alden Smith insecurity? Different? Would that might
have been a different terminal? That might have been a
different terminal. What's going on with they're happening? They seem
they seem to be having a rough offseason. Idle, idle hands,

(01:11:26):
idle time, idle hands there. They seem to be having
some h some rough times. I don't know. I was
I was talking with the buddy of mine, you know,
the the step of Kaepernick, that that one we haven't
touched on this show, because that's not Listen, when you
get a police report talking about uh so and so
is insecurity and and use the word I have a bomb,

(01:11:49):
and then there's video, okay all over the place of
what happened, you can talk about that. Yeah, the Kaepernick
one don't want to talk about. I'm not ready. I'm
not I don't want to talk about it either, because well,
I'm not prepared. I mean, I don't think you're hearing.
You're hearing all sorts of stuff out of there, and
then you're hearing he wasn't even around when all the
the crazy stuff went down the police on her. I

(01:12:12):
mean all of that said though, I mean, as I've
said on this show many times, two young players in
the National Football League, and I've said it on this
show many times, my belief what young players should do.
There is one word I would say to Jazz. I'm
a coach to the players. If I'm the general manager
of the players, this may not resonate. Are you gonna stand?

(01:12:33):
I'm not. I got out of you. Here's the word Netflix. Netflix.
What you never ever hear Harvey Levin's never talking about
players that went awry when they got something on Netflix.

(01:12:55):
Never happens, never happens right out. Yeah, I mean, like
for for actors, when actors on location, you know the
thing you always have to do is just you need
a hobby that that is not drinking. Yes, yes, you
never hear. You never hear nine one one was called

(01:13:17):
because they didn't want to watch another episode of House
of Cards and they disagreed. You know, you never hear that.
You never hear Netflix. What else is the only thing
I have to say about Colin Kaepernick, Netflix, Netflix and Calgary.
What else is there to do though except drink to
keep warm? A lot of good restaurants in Calgary. Not
gonna lie happy with the restaurants selection there in Calgary. Um,

(01:13:39):
But you know, to be honest, I was you know,
I got two young kids, so I was flying back juggling.
I was juggling. But you want to know when I
realized that thing with the flying though, And this is
this is totally true and you and you will know
this because you just did a trip with three children.
When you fly by yourself off after you've flown with

(01:14:02):
with children, any number of children could be one, could
be two, could be three, could be of course you're
the family on that one show, um, whatever that one is. Uh.
When you fly by yourself, you feel like you're flying
in the heyday air travel. I feel like I'm flying

(01:14:23):
Don Draper pan Am early sixties. Let me get this straight.
I get to go into a tube where no one
can reach me, no one can call me, no one,
no one wants anything from me, and all they want
to know is would you like another ginger ale? Would

(01:14:44):
you like another bloody Mary? Would you like some more peanuts?
And so when the cabin door closes, it's amazing. I
can read the paper, rich, I can read the entire
and I'm not talking about just one sentence fifteen times
over the course of third, you know, three hours, which
is how I normally read the paper at home. I

(01:15:06):
can read the whole paper. Now, let me ask you
this question. I can read two of them as you can.
You could read as many papers as you like, depending
on how long the flight is. Let me ask you
this question, um, because your your wife is awesome, she's
a lovely wife. Friends with mine? Yes, so I believe
they might be lockstep in certain ways of viewing. Yes, okay,

(01:15:31):
so similar mind. Now, flying back and forth is is
a chore in a way. I mean, it sucks the
life out of you a little bit. Okay, but the
way you just describe when you fly by yourself, that's
what they think it is every single time. Now here's
the question when you come home and you're just like, listen,

(01:15:52):
I just travel I mean I've been traveling like crazy.
I mean, I've been traveling. And do they do? They
say yes, But you were on the plane by yourself.
And I know what you're doing on that plane, which
is nothing, Yeah, yeah, which is nothing. It is a
fine life, you know what I mean is I know,

(01:16:13):
I know what I mean. The chick is flat out,
it really is. It's right through that. Yeah, but you're tired,
you're flying right, Yeah, but that just doesn't fly. That
doesn't fly. That He's given you a few keeping up.
She listen completely, you know, Susie. Yeah, spent many many

(01:16:34):
years doing what we do. And and she really is locked.
She couldn't get it more. She gets it a little
too much. She gets it a little too much. She
gets it. Yeah, you know what I'm coming. I'm like,
I just flew back from Jacksonville, and you know, and
I just flew back from Atlanta. And she goes How
long was that? Flying? Like four and a half hours?
Would you watch on the planet where watching the plane?

(01:16:55):
Would you do you catch up on your reading game?
Get have WiFi? You enjoy that? You enjoying that? See
I can't do And I'm like, no, it was terrible. No,
it's awful having WiFi on interrupted for four and a
half hours and I'm tweeting in I'm following whatever fantasy
team I got. No, it's terrible. See, I can't. I
can't do the WiFi on the plane. I've decided. I'm
now wait a minute, done, Now wait, I'm not doing it.

(01:17:18):
I'm not doing it. Yeah, because seriously, I have only
so much time that I cannot be reached. The last
thing I want to do is get emails saying did
you see the email? Well, there's WiFi on the plane,
so did you get did you see that email? Away
getting emails saying did you see the email? Did you

(01:17:39):
see the email? Did you get the text before you left?
His face? Your face on that? Did you see the email?
The first one was priced that. I seriously, that is
they There's nothing that bothers me more than texts about
did you get them? Phone message? Did you see the
email emails about the phone. I don't seriously, WiFi could
be I don't want to give away all the secrets here.

(01:18:02):
WiFi could be spotty, right, I mean, plane WiFi is
a spot. It's a fickle beast. It is certainly on
on on a on a on an airline that rhymes
with United United. Yeah, it's pretty WiFi. I'm really big.

(01:18:23):
Like look, dicey almost doesn't exist, I say, I tell them, Look,
I'm traveling that day. I don't I might not be
able to be reached. I don't know. Wait and seeing
out of office, your wife, this isn't my I don't
say that to my wife. She knows better. She doesn't.
You're talking everybody else else. I'm talking everybody can. I'm

(01:18:47):
not sure if I could do that. I'm traveling. I
don't know. I'm not sure the secret. That's the whole thing, too, my,
the thing that drives me crazy. And you did it
last week. Law out of office message of people saying
that I'm out of the office and have limited access
to email. Yes, now, you you have got to be

(01:19:13):
sure is spotty. You have got to be shaping ald
on a minute. How do you not have access to emailed.
Have you ever been to tell who you go in
and out of cell phone zones when you're on a mountain,
certainly don't get it. Plus, when you're on the slopes,
you're not pulling out your phone. You know, I'm not
checking Brockman healthy here intermitting and all in all seriousness,

(01:19:34):
it's two thousand fourteen. Everybody. Everybody has an iPhone, a
smartphone or a BlackBerry, and you have all of your
email accounts immediately to the probably get pop ups that
tell you when you get atom. Certain in this world
in two thousand fourteen, unless you are purposefully not on

(01:19:55):
email at all in your life, I will say that
I'm going to cut you short. Here in Canada, I
had to, and this is true as I had limited access. Yeah,
because there with the data roaming, I mean it would
have the first phone bill that I was there was
like I'm not even gonna say how much it was
because it's embarrassing. So I said, Okay, for the rest

(01:20:15):
of the job, I can't have the data roaming on.
And that was even with a Canadian like international calling plant,
do you know what I mean? Like, so, I, uh,
I didn't have the emails and I lived solely WiFi
to wife, can you pull up your out of office
that you put up that one day? I think purely
in spite of me, that was I have a lot

(01:20:39):
of second Well that makes sense because when Law went
to Tahoe, he tweeted to me and Rich Canada. Here
I come. I got jokes, So that makes sense here
I will do that, Yes, because I I decided to
strike a blow. Directed director was directed to everybody. I
don't know how how does this work? On this new

(01:21:00):
fangled thing? Here? Hold on a minute? They changed the
new sound like such an old man? How do I
Where is the out of office assistant on this thing?
Where do I find it? I feel it sounds like
such an old man. I can't seriously, they change. They
update this stuff every two minutes. It's a new version
of Outlook. Yeah, it's a new version of Outlook. I

(01:21:22):
used to be able to find it. Well anyway it was.
I'll look for it and see if I can afford
it to you. Yeah, do it, please do it? Because
I don't even know how to do it anymore. I
decided to strike a blow to figure out on on
how to deal with people who send this stuff to me.
All the time. If you could verbally send a middle
finger to everyone, I think, No, I didn't. I wouldn't

(01:21:45):
view it as that way. But I don't even know
how to do this anymore. Seriously, I could I sound older?
Help me out here, Colin? Do I sound any older?
Right now? It'll it'll it'll say you've got mail when
it pops up. That's it's dial up, right, that's how
it goes. Yet. Yeah, if I could find the freaking

(01:22:05):
out of office assistant any from now, I would be
able to I'd be able to see it. Oh anyway, um,
so very good? Do we want to close the show
with Colin here and do the absolutely? Because here, I'm
gonna play back something we asked listeners. Well, these guys
got on my kiss for not having a new show
open for a while, understandably so, but I was in

(01:22:27):
between traveling and some other work functions. So we asked
listeners to some their own opens and keep it under
a minute, and we would play back our favorites and
then select one to be the new opening show. So
a lot of a lot of your uh your stepdad
game got into some of Seinfeldt some other stuff, So
I found it want you found the out of office

(01:22:47):
and send it to me because it's got to be
in my voice. Yeah, I want to hear it. Please
do this to me. Was I sent you an email
and this thing shot back to me. I got a
lot of I got a lot of responses from people
who are like, this is this, This is the greatest
thing of all time? You're ready? Here? No, no, no, pretty,

(01:23:07):
it's pretty great. Here's what I Here is my automatic
reply during the here this was um in February. I
am out of the office on personal time and then
the NFL scouting combine from Monday to seventeen through Tuesday
to and I have unfettered access to email. Repeat, I
absolutely am getting email. You see. I respect this process

(01:23:29):
way too much to shine you off with the usual
limited access to email line. I mean, really, it's two
thousand fourteen. Who doesn't have an iPhone or a smartphone
or even a BlackBerry that immediately puts an email inbox
in the palm of your hand? Am I right? So
if I don't get back to you right away, it's
because I'm relaxing or chasing kids around, or I'm on
the Indianapolis set for eight straight hours trying my best

(01:23:51):
to make grown men in spandex running in straight lines
or around cones not only informative but entertaining. Or I'm
breaking six seconds running a forty yard dash in my suit,
which turned up to be true, or to be even
more refreshingly honest, I'm just not moved to respond at
the moment. I like. Other than that, I plan on
getting back to you in a timely fashion, because I

(01:24:13):
am most definitely getting email. That was my that was
my out of all that brackman right away, and I'm like,
read this pretty great, and I plan on that will
be when I go to the draft. I might have
been a walk off when I go to the draft.
Don I'm just gonna change the dates and then figure
out how to change the whole combine stuff. Come on, seriously,

(01:24:37):
it's two thousand fourteen. Who's like gets But you point
out to me there is a little loophole in my theory.
There's a small loophole. Well, you're not. We're not going
to Canada anytime. So if you're traveling abroad, that's true.
If you're starring in Fargo, just shooting your shows in
the middle of nowhere, by the way, Odin Kirk. I mean,
you gotta be kidding me, Oliver Platt, Billy, Bob Thornton,

(01:24:59):
I'll her platinum, great, yeah, everything or the word he
was in the big, the big, the C word. I
don't think that got green lights. Let's go, come on,

(01:25:20):
let's go. Let's go around town pitching the S word,
the L word, the big sea. You know, come on
for me my latex sales. He's on fire yep, alright,
so to these closest to let Yeah, because because because

(01:25:44):
Law was too busy pitching the C word around town.
Here's a little taste of how it all came about.
This one's from Ian Stewart. This really isn't a contender
for the open, but this kind of gives you a
little idea of some of the ribbings we all got
all this so here this is from you, stir well.
Let's let's get down to the what everyone's talking about

(01:26:05):
rich this open contest. What you should do is, if
you want to join the contest, create your open What
do you mean? That is part of Chris laws job description.
How busy is Chris Laws? He's busy, busy enough that
he can't do a new open for the show. If
we can only get you out of your meetings and
your eighteen hour review sessions with management, we could have

(01:26:27):
a kick ass open every week. There's a site survey.
Next week in New York, have a listener open competition,
and then have that be the new open. Everybody who's
out there, put an open together and we'll start using yours.
Send it to what's the address, uh the Eisen podcast

(01:26:47):
at gmail dot com. Can you close your Microsoft meeting?
No such surveys, they'll personally tell Mark Bray you can
stop emailing you. Hell everyone, and thanks for joining us.
So that kind of gives you a little bit of no,
but also telling the backstory of why we're hearing them

(01:27:08):
up the Microsoft Outlook Whistle. And week two of this
listener opening and contest, we realized that most listeners didn't
have our under bed of music to play on our
show Open. So Brockman and I hosted while Richard's out
of town one week and uh I played the underbed clean.
It's about sixty five seconds law, and about forty five
seconds into playing said clean one an email notification came

(01:27:32):
in and we never played a clean for any listeners.
So every single listener opened that you hear, we'll have that.
But because this late Tex salesman and my my supposed
safety didn't replay the music bed again, they just decided
to just let let that one out. The good news

(01:27:54):
is is that he did get that email. That one
he had unfettered access to email. Yes, correct, that works.
So wait, so is it? So? People are coming up
with intros for for every episode for like, so you
were going to play for about four months straight? Keep

(01:28:15):
four months? Two months? No? Come on, we got a rotation.
We've got a bunch of nice amount We've already played
one to open the show today and then play play
the other one from last week that we that made
the cut before we play about five from two weeks
ago that made the cut. I'm going to give bring
back this one because this one was good. This is
our friend in Spain, Charles Diego. So, by the way,

(01:28:37):
you guys email address, you can get like an NFL
dot com on that one. I don't know, we just
didn't we justment just at that point, we just assumed
there was the answer would be no, So we just wanted,
you know, we just stimulated the answer is going to
be no. It's exactly what we did. Let's keep the
I T guys out of Rain Wilson here on the

(01:28:59):
Rich Eyes and Podcast. You know, you know what my
Microsoft reminder is, what is it Paul Allen freaking calls
me on the phone or remind me back on the
Rich Eyes and Podcast, Dennis Miller. This has come to
the four because of the Welker punt that wasn't fielded
and obviously the muff that led to the field goal.
Is that that's called the Peter play Free Love days
when Peter and muffin the same setting. Joe McCann is

(01:29:24):
going to be on this show. I would both to
be in studio and I'm not. I'm in my car.
I'm going to the Rich Eyes and Ridge Eyes and
work here, right Johnny Knoxtelle. You know Jared right? Yeah,
I love Jared Allen. The idea was to catch a
pass over the middle and him just run at me
and uh he really hits harder. He used to be

(01:29:44):
joined by the cast of Anchorman. Too good to see you, Richard,
I have here actual Super Bowl ring. You're very delicate.
Yeah they are, and I think this one as a
chuckolate center. Don't be afraid to laugh. Hell everyone, and
thanks for joining us. I'm Richard Oysen. Do they go,
there's your open right there. That's one of those opens.

(01:30:06):
So so so there you go. I dig it. Sorry,
I put them put the microphone away to take a
drink of water, and then I forgot to put it back. Okay,
I like this, So there's there's that was from those
our user listener Charles from Spain. This one came in
last week. So now now we've got let's not we
don't last week. Now, let's play some new ones. So

(01:30:26):
we could choose one and then we could get calling
on his way here, let's do it. This one came
in from Casey. How many we got? We got three? Four?
Go with four of them here you're telling you tell
us which one you like best? Rule to have on
the Rich Eyes and Podcast. Durn was so wide he
couldn't get an ordinary chair. So when he sit down,

(01:30:47):
and he got up the whole chair with him, and
he would always turn to me and he said, I
had Brie Bruce, and I'd have to pull the legs
off his button. It is too the old offense. You know.
I had head and I had uh because I had
con sucker and I had all the new record by
the way, from That's the Way my Mother is. We

(01:31:09):
used to have on the Rich Eyes and Super Bowl
Special Jerry Seinfeld. They were trying to explain to him
what I do, and I said, just imagine your job
is you go into class and you stand up and
fund the kids, and you make a fart sound and
everybody gives you a quarter. Pat McAfee of the Indianapolis Colt,
let's talk about this car you rolled up in today,

(01:31:30):
like bright Candy Apple red convertible Corvette convertible down. I
don't know how to put the top down? Rich, why
the thing off? The first day I had it. It's
like a pushbuck You're cruising around her mosa and that
thing I heard that bos alright, alright, do you like
that one? That was all right? Okay, that was a

(01:31:50):
little it's sort of meandera next one, al right, next one,
because I had bought a couple of these, but well,
but this one, this one is from Gabriella, essentially the
King of New York himself. Jerry seins Felt on the
Ridge Eyes and Super Bowl podcast. I think it's very
tough for a Green team to win back to the palace.

(01:32:13):
Let's let's not kid ourselves this whole thing, your whole life. Yes,
let me tell you what's driving it. In case you
haven't know which you may not get dollars the thing
you could find out on the Ridge podcast. That's how
we roll, That's how we do our jobs. I go

(01:32:33):
to the rich guys, the rich eyes and worked here right.
Uh Joel McKinnon. We have a special guest on the
show this week, Vince Gilligan, the creator of Breaking Bad,
all four stars of Anchorman two, Will Ferrell, Steve Carrill,
Paul David Teckner sitting down together. Man, that was awesome.
Jon Stewart's next, that's the next White Well, I don't

(01:32:55):
know if we're gonna be able to pull that one off.
I'll tweet out my prediction. All right, different, that's different. Different.
So you listen to these did that was? That was
Gabriella from Spain Walker. We were going to do five
of them. So can we just hold on? Steve Carrill,
is that who's Steve Carrill? You know Steve Carroll is

(01:33:15):
uh Carrell? Huh? Well, I mean what I said, Steve Carrell,
that's a Carrill sounded like kill Steve Carrell. I never
said Steve Carrell. It was. It was from Spain, so
there was a very well done I like it. Let's
do two more loose, two more. Yeah, this one is

(01:33:37):
the one from last week that everybody loves. So I
want to play for him. His thoughts on it? Okay?
This from Washington. Chad with the Comedians is the comedian.
This is a Chris Chad's buddy. Jerry Steinfeld, good to
see you. So it's the New York super Bowl where
we're in New York City, but the game itself is
in New Jersey. The team's play New Jersey, Jerry, that's

(01:34:01):
the no one cares no. Colin Hanks, good to see you, sir.
Pete Carroll. He's the kind of Stepdad you dream about.
He's the kind of step that's like, hey man, we'll
watch a movie with dites in it. Will Ferrell, Steve Carella,
Roll run. Could you write a comedy skit for Bill Belichick?

(01:34:22):
This is it's great to be here in New York
a lot. We've got a great show. Who guess sound
guard Bruce Dern, Jack young Blood, you need to write
a book. I did right. I wrote when it was
six years ago? Where were you, Brick, Why didn't you
buy that? I'm Corolla here in studio. A lot of
guys have lower back pain. I have upper sack and

(01:34:45):
that's because rid guys there go all right, that's a
good one. All right, that one's all right. I like
that one. I'm in it, by the way, you were
in like these, Yeah, you're in a ton of them
that people love the Steve I love. People love that episode.
One last one. This one has all the similar ones.

(01:35:06):
It does have a different Vince Gilligan one in it
that I think we'll we'll hopefully Okay. This is from
Jason Strachen, Uh, Jason and Wisconsin. All right, Wisconsin, Jason,
and it's got to open the browser. Thrilled to have
on the Rich Eyes and Podcast. Bruce Dern Jack young
Blood is now joining us. You need to write a book.

(01:35:26):
I did write wrote one. It was out six years ago.
Where were you, brig Why didn't you buy it? Colin Hanks,
whenever they cut to the coach, we talk about what
kind of stepfather that head coach is? Harbaugh is the
one that is one second he's taught me, hey man,
what's up? What you doing, not not such thinking about it.

(01:35:47):
You're what he is. Jerry Seinfeld my young because they
handsome friends over this weekend. They were trying to explain
to him what I do, and I said, just imagine
your job is you go into class and you stand
up in front of the kids and you make a
fart sound and everybody gives you a quarter. Sitting here
in studio, Vince Gilligan, there is one loose end that

(01:36:09):
you did not tie up. Okay, I know what it is.
It's I think he could be anywhere you want to
pull as a state of mind. Really, that's the best one.
That's it. That's the best one. I would say, there
you go, I would I would say that he is
the state of mind solid. It's tight, so it doesn't

(01:36:30):
ramble like the other ones. I love that when when
Bruce Dern called Jack young Blood prick, where were you?
Where were you? And he throws it down so quickly,
so quickly, where were you prick? And that's Jack young Blood,
by the way, on the business end of that. Yeah right,

(01:36:51):
I mean Jack freaking young Blood. All right, So that's
the winner. I think that who was that? That was
Jason Stracking from Wisconsin from Wisconsin, he is the state
of mind. I forgot about that line. That was a
great line. Okay, so we like that one and then
the two from the previous show with the two Wisconsin friends.
You can't have one without the thank you, you've, you've, you've, you've. Congratulations,

(01:37:11):
Chris law you you have less work to do. This
turned out to be. But it turned out to be
which which Which would you rather be doing? You would
complain about it. It's not complaining. I think it's great.
You rather cut a new opening or have to go
through and listen to all of the different You know,
I did cut an open as well, but I really

(01:37:31):
wanted to leave this for the winners. Brockman, you fell
through on yours. Weren't you gonna cut an open? He's
got other jobs? I have an actual job there. Wow,
Colin Hanks, I cannot wait to see the next ten
Tuesday's unfold effects at ten pm Eastern Tis Fargo. Please
say it. I can't wait. And you're awesome. Thanks for coming, buddy,
Thank you, and say how to your lovely wife. And

(01:37:53):
I hope you know she listens to that segment of
the podcast with Shell, we she's gone allowed to listen
to pun come out not good to see you. Good
to see Colin Hanks is how you follow him on
both Twitter and Instagram and Instagram that kicked off the fakes.
And thanks to Marlon Wayans at Marlon Wayans for coming

(01:38:16):
and see a Haunted House too at a theater you
coming out this weekend. I also want to thank Daniel
Jeremiah moved the sticks and uh, Bucky Brooks at Bucky
Brooks coming in talking about the draft and um, we'll
see you at Chris Lawn at Chris Brockman on the
next episode with Less Need is gonna be on it.
We need to book more people. We got a book
more people. Can you get on that, Chris Law Yeah,

(01:38:36):
we're gonna have We're gonna have a little bit more drafting.
I think Charles Davis might be next week as well.
You know, just open it up to you know, have
book the show, you know, making a contest, making a
contest that anyone walking down Culvert City on your connections
and let everybody gets a guest you all right, guys

(01:38:59):
the music Spade, Yeah, I'm a rich eyes and for
out the Eyes and podcast. Stay listening to you friends,

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