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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Just right.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
To me, that sounded like a person that doesn't want
to do the tangent. Yeah, no, I know, I know.
Put this is the intro. This is the intro. The
intro is Paulina trying to get out of the tangent
and me, of all people, I'm starving. I'm starving for
my breakfast burrito. I just want to eat my breakfast burrito.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You want one?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, what do you put in it?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We'll hit the intro.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's the tangent giving you all this ship we couldn't
talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
On the air.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Let's talk about breakfast burritos. So this one's downstairs, my man,
Martine or Martin. It has eggs, it has cheese, it
has potatoes and bacon, and then and then it has salsa.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I'm there over The.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Salsa kind of makes it for me, to be honest,
The salsa is great. Because they own a Mexican like
stall or stand or whatever you wan to call it.
Taco place. Well, that's it's not a restaurant. I think
it's called I think it's called a stall, actually, honestly,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And that would like if you have a little space.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Sure, I guess you can stand.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, whatever it is. They have a Mexican place, so
the salt is legit too.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Do you dip it in the sauca? Are you put?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I like take a bite and to like make room
and then I pour the salsa on it and then yeah,
you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, my team had an app though, because then I
would just pre order it.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I prefer not to have to sit there, and you know, yeah,
I would like some efficiency, but no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And that's okay. It's worth it. It's delicious, but that
thing is not healthy. It is.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
He manages to make that thing drip somehow, kind of
like Kiki's dripping right now. I'm talking apparently we all are. Yeah.
So I saw it yesterday and I think this is
brilliant and I don't know how long it will last.
I think word will get around. And I've only seen that.
He's done a couple. But there's a guy and in
(01:59):
the premise of his TikTok, I've only seen three so far,
but the premise is he when he gets bored, he
buys cameos. And if you're not familiar with cameo, there's
like every you know, people who consider themselves famous, and
then actual famous people are on there and you can
pay money various amounts of money depending on who it
is to get them to send the message and then
(02:20):
they send it to you on a phone. Like my
brother in law was so excited he bought John Taffer
from Bar Rescue to wish me a happy birthday. I
think I played it on the air actually where he
promised I could be on the show and that's not
happening yet. But anyway, he also promises we could be
on the show when he called into the show, but yeah,
also still hasn't happened anyway. But so this dude picks
(02:41):
random celebrities and then writes obscure like wild scenarios and
then gets them to do it. So this one is
Mama June. He got Mama like Honey Booby Boo. So here,
listen to this. This is is just a wild scenario
he came up with.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Sometimes when i'm I buy cameos and I just write
the craziest thing I can think of, And uh, this
is one that I just sent to Mama June, Honeybooboo's mother. Hey,
Mama June, I'm Jimmy, my son, Jake fourteen just lost
his virginity in the back of my old pickup truck.
Can you give him a shout out for finally stepping
up to the plate. Tell him I'm proud he's a
man now is Mama and I were worried it was
(03:20):
never gonna happen fourteen?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Hey, Jake, you poo, what's up? This is your grandmama
in June, Daddy and Mama, And let me tell you,
Daddy go You is a crazy fool. But anyway, Jake,
welcome to manhood. You finally designed a pomp that chairby
ski in less than three seconds. But it's okay. But anyway,
(03:42):
hopefully you know you have a memory, you know, in
the back of your dad's old truck.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Come on, now, you could at.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Least like took it to the nice place, like lay down.
You know I'm saying, put the blanket in the back
and made of romantic time.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
But I promise you won't ever forget that one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And Dad Pa, I won't let you down.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh boy, you lost George Andy and I'll pig about truck.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Let me tell you about some buys.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I used to do in there, anyone lead for the
last if you're welcome to manhood. But hey, if you're
going to go around and you know, pop me in puss,
you bet night here that you pull them all there for.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You do anything.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh what a nice message.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Congratulations, What a nice times when I'm bored.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
What a nice message, What a nice way to wrap
it up with a nice psa. So he then he
some wrestler. H I don't I actually, I'm sorry. If
you're a wrestling fan, I don't know who this is.
He's in the Wrestling Hall of Fame. But this is
the scenario for he came up with this.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Guy and I get bored, I buy cameos and I
just write the craziest prompt that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is one that I just sent to Tito Santana.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The WWE superstar. Hey, Tito, I went on a date
with my high school crush. Things were going amazing until
Indian Food wrecked and ship myself. It was weirdly sweet
about him.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But now what do.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I bring it up or pretend it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Help?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
This is w w E Hall of Famer Tito Santana
giving a shout out to Jimmy. Jimmy, you went out
with the girl that you had a big time crush.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He's got the story right even but.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You had an amazing night until you ship on your
not good news, but forget about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not goodness. It happened, No it's not, but don't ever
bring it up.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And it never happened.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I hope you're still with your crush.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Mama June's only charging fifteen dollars for those.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah girls like what raise your price, Mama June.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Exhibit to be Jimmy Clifford. Is this guy's name?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This one?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
This one is honestly, it's an absurd scenario, but it's
one of the Island Boys. But it has almost four
million views because in all honesty, Island Boy, I think
handled this very maturely. This Island whatever his name was,
one of them island because there's two of them, right
(06:17):
he Truly, I think he really did a very nice
job with this scenario.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Listen, Sometimes when I'm bored, I buy cameos and I
just write the craziest prompt that I can think of,
And this is one that I just sent to the
Island boys. Hi, Island Boys. My daughter Chloe is a
big fan of you. She's nineteen and just got her
first yeast infection. You give her a pep talk about
how this means she's a real woman.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Now, hey, Chloe, I heard you're a big friend the
Island Boys. So yeah, you an eelenger. Are you dealing
with your.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
First season infection? You feel embarrassed?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, it's a very normal thing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
To not be ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It, shoul we die?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He said something. I'm dated girls that had yeast infections
like ten eleven times.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
In a month.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That is aggressive, very normal. Be embarrassed. Just don't tell
people about it.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
It's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Just tell someone that you trust and that's pretty much it.
Get it and get it fixed, and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That and will go away.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
It's not something that's permanent.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's just temporary part of life.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You know you're gonna You're gonna get things, Things are
gonna happen, things are gonna come.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Your way, are gonna come your way.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, you should be thankful.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
It's just to use affection. Love.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
There's nothing nothing I love.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Take that big step, be that big girl like you are, Chloe,
that beautiful Island girl you are, and be amazing wow
about what you use affection.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It goes away do anything for money? We won't do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Honestly though.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
That was a very I was a very sweet way,
a very mature, sweet way to handle that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That thing.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean, but you're right, these people obviously are not
reading these ahead of time. And the other thing is like,
if you sent me this, I'd be like okay, like okay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I would definitely read ahead what I'm being asked to do,
of course, and then I'd probably do it, depending how
much money it was. You know, I'm not sure I
get asked to do video. I got asked to do
one the other day for a bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I had that, Yeah, what happened with that? So they
requested you?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, well they yeah, they wrote the radio station and
asked me to make a video for the woman whose
bachelorette party it was. So I did it in the uh.
I don't charge though, like I should. I should get like,
you know, seventeen dollars or something to make the video,
or I should make people donate to something. Yeah, if
I'm going to make these videos over here. And then
I got some critique on it too. She wrote me
(08:43):
back and was like, yeah, you know, I mean that
was good, you know, but because I had said, like
a cause when people ask me to do this stuff,
I say, give me some dirt, like give me something
funny to say, like the only you would know. And
so then I was like ah, and they sent me
basic stuff. So I made like a video. It was
pretty boring. There was nothing saalacious. And I said that
in the video and she was like, well, okay, here's
some stuff. You can make another one if you want,
(09:04):
Like no, no, nope, you get one. You get one.
Take one. Take Freddy is what they call me. But
I you know, I thought I on Boys handled that
very well. But that's a wild scenario.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, I'm just taken aback by the prices. Yeah, Like
if I'm would do a video about a yeast infection,
you gotta pay. Ye're over here doing this for like
ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If it's funny, if you go on there like who
is on Cameo? Yes, like you you could have two
seconds of fame, Like there are a bunch of people
from that show. I was obsessed with on HBO the rehearsal.
Like almost everybody who made any form of appearance on
the rehearsal you can now get on cameo. It's like
if you were on TV for thirty seconds, you can
get a cameo from these people. Yeah, what are some
(09:47):
of the ones you can get?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Like Juicy j is nine hundred dollars, Iced Tea is
six hundred dollars. Yo, let's see Redman one fifty a little?
Is that Soldier boy?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The Island Boy guy was sixty eight dollars. That's very odd.
Exhibit is to twenty five. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It is two twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
For exhibit MASTERP was six hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Six hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, anyway, So that's that's my latest. Uh he's only
done three and I just played him for you, But
we'll see. I don't know if people I was thinking
about this, like, will cameo if this kept? I mean
one that Island Boys one got three point six million views,
will Cameo send a note out and be like, hey,
people are scamming or does cameo even care if you pay? Like,
let the celebrity figure it out.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Did you see the one with smokey Robinson.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We played the audio like a year ago when he
wished someone a happy Chinooko spelled with the.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
C so you happy Chinooka.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't know. I don't know what chanui. Where is
that audio? I don't see if I can find it.
But yeah, it's like smoky like if you don't If
you don't know, maybe ask somebody before you wind up,
you know, smoke.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh wow, Mike Jones wants a thousand A thousand here is.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
They want to wish you happy Chanookah. I have no
idea what Chanooka is, but happy Chanooka because they said
so anyway, God bless you, babe and enjoyed Chanuoka, and
they want you to wish you happy Chanookah.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I mean he really went for it. He decided to
really own that.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
But like when he says out loud, I don't know
what that is, but they want me to wish that
for you.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He never no one on his team thought.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh, I don't know that there's a I don't know
that there's a team involved in this. Looks like him
in a room with his phone learned. Yeah, I don't
think anyone anyone vetted these I don't think a lot
of these people have teams, because if they did, I
think somebody might be like someone wants to make you
to make a video about shitting their pants, Like, uh,
maybe that one's not real?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's real.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I am really na, this is all I'm gonna think about.
You care right?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You didn't want a cameo from.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All y'all getting cameos for your birthday?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Who're gonna wait? What who would you choose for me?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Martha Stewart?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How much is she? I bet she's expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't even know if she's on here.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I bet I bet she. If she is, she would
be expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I feel like that's what a lot of these people
have done, is they've said, like, Okay, it's a thousand bucks,
you seven hundred and fifty bucks, because no one's gonna
do that. And if you do, then fine, I'll make
If you give me a thousand dollars, I'm fine, I'll
make you a video, Okay, you know, But I mean
if it's fourteen dollars, like everyone's gonna you're gonna be
making videos all day day.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's what Mama June is doing. She's on fifteen dollars.
He's hustling Martha's. She has an impersonator that is charging
fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, many people probably get got right, Jason, you should
go on you should go on there people.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I think people would pay money for you to make money.
I think what's the going You're at least a thirty
dollars video, at least more than a thousand.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
At least thirty bucks. I think I think you could
probably get thirty five to thirty seven. I would think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'll do thirty seven just to be edgy. But yeah, yeah,
like a little often. But think about that.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Think about you know, I got a couple of videos
a day that pays for your pepees.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now I'm just sitting here all day doing videos. I'll
say whatever you want me to say. Yeah, he literally
do not care. It's Jason. Sorry about that East infection?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You gotta get that yeasty looked at.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I'm a little concerned about the girls he's saying. And
I would ten to eleven times a month.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I mean, look what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I'm concerned about him. If he was dating a girl
and she kept getting East.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Infections, I may not have been that. It sounds like
you need to need.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
To consult a physician or yeah, I think there's there's
going be something else going on there, but you know,
I'm not currently licensed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm not sure. But why does every girl I hook
up with her ten to eleven a month?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Don't tell nobody, Just don't tell nobody.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well it sounds like that's what she's doing.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So yeah, So that's my latest TikTok upsets and I
can't wait for the next video.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Should we do a tang?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I want to do today, right, Helena wants to go
home tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, no tang today? Right? We can't Right? When did
that come?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like you're trying to tell somebody like your grandma something like, hey,
remember we did this, but like she didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That was kind of what I was going for.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You were just shooting your show.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, you try to convince me that I did at Fred,
like you're treating like Joe Biden. Now all of a sudden,
like Fred, Fred, we already did well, poor.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Guy did such a good tangent? Notice Papa, Yeah, grandparents
for your naptop.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I'm not that much older than all you that that
is a priority. I'll be eating a burrito in the
next ten minutes you watch. I might even crack it
open on my way home. My drive home is four minutes,
but I might. I might just go. You might just
see me at the light man, just with a big
old breakfast burrito dripping everywhere all over myself.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, they're dripping. There you go, there's the tank. If
you would, if you listen this far.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And I've never I've never wanted to hurt myself enough
to look at the statistics to see if people do
listen to the whole thing. I can't say I've never
wanted not never mind, but it's not funny. But I've like,
I've never actually like dug into the status to s
if anyone truly listens to all twenty minutes of this shit.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But like if you did, God bless you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And if you'd make us a preset and the station
where you listen, and the Fred Show on demand and
also subscribe to us on YouTube so you can watch
behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I want one of those plaques.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
We need one hundred thousand people right to get a
plastic Yes, okay, then we should get a Can we
get a hundred thousand people?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, you get US one hundred thousand people, because I
want one of those.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Plaques all right, when you want them, like by Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'd like a plats by Friday. All right, Bet, I'm okay.
There's the tangent.
I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Just right.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
To me, that sounded like a person that doesn't want
to do the tangent. Yeah, no, I know, I know.
Put this is the intro. This is the intro. The
intro is Paulina trying to get out of the tangent
and me, of all people, I'm starving. I'm starving for
my breakfast burrito. I just want to eat my breakfast burrito.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You want one?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, what do you put in it?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We'll hit the intro.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's the tangent giving you all this ship we couldn't
talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
On the air.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Let's talk about breakfast burritos. So this one's downstairs, my man,
Martine or Martin. It has eggs, it has cheese, it
has potatoes and bacon, and then and then it has salsa.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I'm there over The.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Salsa kind of makes it for me, to be honest,
The salsa is great. Because they own a Mexican like
stall or stand or whatever you wan to call it.
Taco place. Well, that's it's not a restaurant. I think
it's called I think it's called a stall, actually, honestly,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And that would like if you have a little space.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Sure, I guess you can stand.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, whatever it is. They have a Mexican place, so
the salt is legit too.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Do you dip it in the sauca? Are you put?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I like take a bite and to like make room
and then I pour the salsa on it and then yeah,
you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, my team had an app though, because then I
would just pre order it.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I prefer not to have to sit there, and you know, yeah,
I would like some efficiency, but no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And that's okay. It's worth it. It's delicious, but that
thing is not healthy. It is.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
He manages to make that thing drip somehow, kind of
like Kiki's dripping right now. I'm talking apparently we all are. Yeah.
So I saw it yesterday and I think this is
brilliant and I don't know how long it will last.
I think word will get around. And I've only seen that.
He's done a couple. But there's a guy and in
(01:59):
the premise of his TikTok, I've only seen three so far,
but the premise is he when he gets bored, he
buys cameos. And if you're not familiar with cameo, there's
like every you know, people who consider themselves famous, and
then actual famous people are on there and you can
pay money various amounts of money depending on who it
is to get them to send the message and then
(02:20):
they send it to you on a phone. Like my
brother in law was so excited he bought John Taffer
from Bar Rescue to wish me a happy birthday. I
think I played it on the air actually where he
promised I could be on the show and that's not
happening yet. But anyway, he also promises we could be
on the show when he called into the show, but yeah,
also still hasn't happened anyway. But so this dude picks
(02:41):
random celebrities and then writes obscure like wild scenarios and
then gets them to do it. So this one is
Mama June. He got Mama like Honey Booby Boo. So here,
listen to this. This is is just a wild scenario
he came up with.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Sometimes when i'm I buy cameos and I just write
the craziest thing I can think of, And uh, this
is one that I just sent to Mama June, Honeybooboo's mother. Hey,
Mama June, I'm Jimmy, my son, Jake fourteen just lost
his virginity in the back of my old pickup truck.
Can you give him a shout out for finally stepping
up to the plate. Tell him I'm proud he's a
man now is Mama and I were worried it was
(03:20):
never gonna happen fourteen?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Hey, Jake, you poo, what's up? This is your grandmama
in June, Daddy and Mama, And let me tell you,
Daddy go You is a crazy fool. But anyway, Jake,
welcome to manhood. You finally designed a pomp that chairby
ski in less than three seconds. But it's okay. But anyway,
(03:42):
hopefully you know you have a memory, you know, in
the back of your dad's old truck.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Come on, now, you could at.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Least like took it to the nice place, like lay down.
You know I'm saying, put the blanket in the back
and made of romantic time.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
But I promise you won't ever forget that one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And Dad Pa, I won't let you down.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh boy, you lost George Andy and I'll pig about truck.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Let me tell you about some buys.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I used to do in there, anyone lead for the
last if you're welcome to manhood. But hey, if you're
going to go around and you know, pop me in puss,
you bet night here that you pull them all there for.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You do anything.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh what a nice message.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Congratulations, What a nice times when I'm bored.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
What a nice message, What a nice way to wrap
it up with a nice psa. So he then he
some wrestler. H I don't I actually, I'm sorry. If
you're a wrestling fan, I don't know who this is.
He's in the Wrestling Hall of Fame. But this is
the scenario for he came up with this.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Guy and I get bored, I buy cameos and I
just write the craziest prompt that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is one that I just sent to Tito Santana.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The WWE superstar. Hey, Tito, I went on a date
with my high school crush. Things were going amazing until
Indian Food wrecked and ship myself. It was weirdly sweet
about him.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But now what do.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I bring it up or pretend it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Help?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
This is w w E Hall of Famer Tito Santana
giving a shout out to Jimmy. Jimmy, you went out
with the girl that you had a big time crush.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He's got the story right even but.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You had an amazing night until you ship on your
not good news, but forget about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not goodness. It happened, No it's not, but don't ever
bring it up.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And it never happened.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I hope you're still with your crush.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Mama June's only charging fifteen dollars for those.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah girls like what raise your price, Mama June.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Exhibit to be Jimmy Clifford. Is this guy's name?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This one?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
This one is honestly, it's an absurd scenario, but it's
one of the Island Boys. But it has almost four
million views because in all honesty, Island Boy, I think
handled this very maturely. This Island whatever his name was,
one of them island because there's two of them, right
(06:17):
he Truly, I think he really did a very nice
job with this scenario.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Listen, Sometimes when I'm bored, I buy cameos and I
just write the craziest prompt that I can think of,
And this is one that I just sent to the
Island boys. Hi, Island Boys. My daughter Chloe is a
big fan of you. She's nineteen and just got her
first yeast infection. You give her a pep talk about
how this means she's a real woman.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Now, hey, Chloe, I heard you're a big friend the
Island Boys. So yeah, you an eelenger. Are you dealing
with your.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
First season infection? You feel embarrassed?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, it's a very normal thing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
To not be ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It, shoul we die?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He said something. I'm dated girls that had yeast infections
like ten eleven times.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
In a month.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That is aggressive, very normal. Be embarrassed. Just don't tell
people about it.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
It's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Just tell someone that you trust and that's pretty much it.
Get it and get it fixed, and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That and will go away.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
It's not something that's permanent.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's just temporary part of life.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You know you're gonna You're gonna get things, Things are
gonna happen, things are gonna come.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Your way, are gonna come your way.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, you should be thankful.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
It's just to use affection. Love.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
There's nothing nothing I love.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Take that big step, be that big girl like you are, Chloe,
that beautiful Island girl you are, and be amazing wow
about what you use affection.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It goes away do anything for money? We won't do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Honestly though.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
That was a very I was a very sweet way,
a very mature, sweet way to handle that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That thing.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean, but you're right, these people obviously are not
reading these ahead of time. And the other thing is like,
if you sent me this, I'd be like okay, like okay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I would definitely read ahead what I'm being asked to do,
of course, and then I'd probably do it, depending how
much money it was. You know, I'm not sure I
get asked to do video. I got asked to do
one the other day for a bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I had that, Yeah, what happened with that? So they
requested you?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, well they yeah, they wrote the radio station and
asked me to make a video for the woman whose
bachelorette party it was. So I did it in the uh.
I don't charge though, like I should. I should get like,
you know, seventeen dollars or something to make the video,
or I should make people donate to something. Yeah, if
I'm going to make these videos over here. And then
I got some critique on it too. She wrote me
(08:43):
back and was like, yeah, you know, I mean that
was good, you know, but because I had said, like
a cause when people ask me to do this stuff,
I say, give me some dirt, like give me something
funny to say, like the only you would know. And
so then I was like ah, and they sent me
basic stuff. So I made like a video. It was
pretty boring. There was nothing saalacious. And I said that
in the video and she was like, well, okay, here's
some stuff. You can make another one if you want,
(09:04):
Like no, no, nope, you get one. You get one.
Take one. Take Freddy is what they call me. But
I you know, I thought I on Boys handled that
very well. But that's a wild scenario.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, I'm just taken aback by the prices. Yeah, Like
if I'm would do a video about a yeast infection,
you gotta pay. Ye're over here doing this for like
ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If it's funny, if you go on there like who
is on Cameo? Yes, like you you could have two
seconds of fame, Like there are a bunch of people
from that show. I was obsessed with on HBO the rehearsal.
Like almost everybody who made any form of appearance on
the rehearsal you can now get on cameo. It's like
if you were on TV for thirty seconds, you can
get a cameo from these people. Yeah, what are some
(09:47):
of the ones you can get?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Like Juicy j is nine hundred dollars, Iced Tea is
six hundred dollars. Yo, let's see Redman one fifty a little?
Is that Soldier boy?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The Island Boy guy was sixty eight dollars. That's very odd.
Exhibit is to twenty five. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It is two twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
For exhibit MASTERP was six hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Six hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, anyway, So that's that's my latest. Uh he's only
done three and I just played him for you, But
we'll see. I don't know if people I was thinking
about this, like, will cameo if this kept? I mean
one that Island Boys one got three point six million views,
will Cameo send a note out and be like, hey,
people are scamming or does cameo even care if you pay? Like,
let the celebrity figure it out.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Did you see the one with smokey Robinson.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We played the audio like a year ago when he
wished someone a happy Chinooko spelled with the.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
C so you happy Chinooka.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't know. I don't know what chanui. Where is
that audio? I don't see if I can find it.
But yeah, it's like smoky like if you don't If
you don't know, maybe ask somebody before you wind up,
you know, smoke.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh wow, Mike Jones wants a thousand A thousand here is.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
They want to wish you happy Chanookah. I have no
idea what Chanooka is, but happy Chanooka because they said
so anyway, God bless you, babe and enjoyed Chanuoka, and
they want you to wish you happy Chanookah.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I mean he really went for it. He decided to
really own that.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
But like when he says out loud, I don't know
what that is, but they want me to wish that
for you.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He never no one on his team thought.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh, I don't know that there's a I don't know
that there's a team involved in this. Looks like him
in a room with his phone learned. Yeah, I don't
think anyone anyone vetted these I don't think a lot
of these people have teams, because if they did, I
think somebody might be like someone wants to make you
to make a video about shitting their pants, Like, uh,
maybe that one's not real?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's real.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I am really na, this is all I'm gonna think about.
You care right?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You didn't want a cameo from.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All y'all getting cameos for your birthday?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Who're gonna wait? What who would you choose for me?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Martha Stewart?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How much is she? I bet she's expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't even know if she's on here.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I bet I bet she. If she is, she would
be expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I feel like that's what a lot of these people
have done, is they've said, like, Okay, it's a thousand bucks,
you seven hundred and fifty bucks, because no one's gonna
do that. And if you do, then fine, I'll make
If you give me a thousand dollars, I'm fine, I'll
make you a video, Okay, you know, But I mean
if it's fourteen dollars, like everyone's gonna you're gonna be
making videos all day day.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's what Mama June is doing. She's on fifteen dollars.
He's hustling Martha's. She has an impersonator that is charging
fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, many people probably get got right, Jason, you should
go on you should go on there people.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I think people would pay money for you to make money.
I think what's the going You're at least a thirty
dollars video, at least more than a thousand.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
At least thirty bucks. I think I think you could
probably get thirty five to thirty seven. I would think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'll do thirty seven just to be edgy. But yeah, yeah,
like a little often. But think about that.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Think about you know, I got a couple of videos
a day that pays for your pepees.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now I'm just sitting here all day doing videos. I'll
say whatever you want me to say. Yeah, he literally
do not care. It's Jason. Sorry about that East infection?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You gotta get that yeasty looked at.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I'm a little concerned about the girls he's saying. And
I would ten to eleven times a month.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I mean, look what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I'm concerned about him. If he was dating a girl
and she kept getting East.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Infections, I may not have been that. It sounds like
you need to need.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
To consult a physician or yeah, I think there's there's
going be something else going on there, but you know,
I'm not currently licensed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm not sure. But why does every girl I hook
up with her ten to eleven a month?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Don't tell nobody, Just don't tell nobody.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well it sounds like that's what she's doing.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So yeah, So that's my latest TikTok upsets and I
can't wait for the next video.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Should we do a tang?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I want to do today, right, Helena wants to go
home tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, no tang today? Right? We can't Right? When did
that come?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like you're trying to tell somebody like your grandma something like, hey,
remember we did this, but like she didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That was kind of what I was going for.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You were just shooting your show.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, you try to convince me that I did at Fred,
like you're treating like Joe Biden. Now all of a sudden,
like Fred, Fred, we already did well, poor.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Guy did such a good tangent? Notice Papa, Yeah, grandparents
for your naptop.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I'm not that much older than all you that that
is a priority. I'll be eating a burrito in the
next ten minutes you watch. I might even crack it
open on my way home. My drive home is four minutes,
but I might. I might just go. You might just
see me at the light man, just with a big
old breakfast burrito dripping everywhere all over myself.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, they're dripping. There you go, there's the tank. If
you would, if you listen this far.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And I've never I've never wanted to hurt myself enough
to look at the statistics to see if people do
listen to the whole thing. I can't say I've never
wanted not never mind, but it's not funny. But I've like,
I've never actually like dug into the status to s
if anyone truly listens to all twenty minutes of this shit.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But like if you did, God bless you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And if you'd make us a preset and the station
where you listen, and the Fred Show on demand and
also subscribe to us on YouTube so you can watch
behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I want one of those plaques.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
We need one hundred thousand people right to get a
plastic Yes, okay, then we should get a Can we
get a hundred thousand people?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, you get US one hundred thousand people, because I
want one of those.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Plaques all right, when you want them, like by Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'd like a plats by Friday. All right, Bet, I'm okay.
There's the tangent.
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