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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another day, another tangent. Let's keep the streak going of
doing our jobs. Hit the intro. It's the tangent giving
you all this shit we couldn't talk about on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The dating apps. I got it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I guess that was the dating I'm done. I said
it this morning. I made the official announcement, I had
the press conference. I didn't take any questions. I'm done, though,
I'm done. I'm just done. It's a lot of things.
I've overstayed my welcome. I think I think I've outgrown it.
I don't know, I'm not consistent enough with it. And
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also I don't know, there's just been this I keep
getting roasted by these people, Like what was it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Last week?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was a couple different people match with me just
to tell me that they listened to the show and
would never go out with me because they don't want
to be talked about on the air. And I'm like, well,
first of all, it's been a lot of years since
I've told, you know, extensive dating stories. I kind of
it's not part of my game anymore. I don't really
talk about it anymore. Second of all, I've never ever
ever identified anyone in any specific way whatsoever. And if
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I have, then I had permission to do it. The
other thing is, why is me talking about dating or
my you know, my opinions about apps or love or whatever.
Why is it any different than people who've made a
gazillion dollars making TikTok videos and podcasts and whatever else?
Like is it because I'm a guy? You know what
I mean? Like if call or Daddy can go and
talk about you know, getting choked out or whatever, whatever
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the fuck you talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know, you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Just saying, like, you know, people have made a lot
of money doing podcasts talking about their dating lives.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But I don't know. I just anyway, I.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No keep doing it. I want them. I want the
stories and the tea.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, because all my friends in relationships are like, you know,
what's going on out there. But the thing is, I'm
not doing it to embarrass anyone. And usually the joke's
on me, that's the thing. Like normally the punchline is
that I did something stupid. So I guess I don't
know what the thing is. I don't know what the
problem is. But and why people feel the need to
like tell me off.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, it's giving pick me. They think that you would
even want to talk about them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That part, Well, it's another thing. Do something interesting worthy
of me talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Because it's getting lame currently, But.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Like that's what we do, you know, that's what this
I mean, this just shows not intended to be heard ful.
This show's not intended to do upset anyone. I'm not
saying it never has, but like that's not We don't
go into things being or at least none of us do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But I'll speak for myself.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't go into things being like, oh, I'm gonna
get them this or get some kind of revenge or whatever.
If you know what I'm talking about, then you're the
person who would I'm talking about, you know, unless you've
told me that I can tell, Like if it's a
friend of mine or I'm dating someone, well then it's implied,
you know. Then we've had that conversation, like, hey, people
see us out. Can I still talk about this stuff?
Otherwise I could have made it up for all. You know,
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you can't let the truth get in a way of
a good story. Everyone knows that, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Gotta hush it up.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, It's very odd when people get upset if you
tell a story without naming names.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's like no one knows it's you, babe, Like you're
the only.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
One except for all the people you told that it
was you. That is the one thing that I've always
It's like, I can't believe you said that about me.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's like, well,
nobody ever would have known that was about you.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
If you hadn't just said that you played yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Well, and I'm having it back and forth. Won't
last much longer with somebody who is joking about how
I can earn a roster spot this summer. Oh so
now I want to be I just want to be
clear about something because I honestly no judgment, right, And
I guess I appreciate the transparency. But what if I said,
let me just be clear about something. If I said
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to you guys as a man, if I said, hey, Kiki,
hey klem, you can earn a spot on my roster
this summer, even if I'm kidding, what does that mean?
Translate that? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
In your head?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'm saying I'm going to bang a whole bunch of.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
People and you can be one.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Of me, right, you can be lucky number five.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And so I I responded back to this person and
I'm like, hey, good luck with that, Like more power
to you, but I'm not, like I'm out of that game,
you know. And then it was like I got shamed, like, oh,
what are you saying I'm a slut or something?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What are you saying? You know?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And it's like you're gaslighting me. You just told me
I can earn a spot on your roster. Everybody knows
what a roster is. A roster is what I'm going
through when I want to play the game. I got
multiple people. You are fully entitled to do that. But
I'm telling you right now, if I had made the
same comment to her, I would be getting fucking roasted
in the group chat right now. I would be the
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biggest scumbag ever. Oh, this guy, this guy's telling you
that you could be one of his fuck toys. But
then now this person is saying it to me, and
I'm the jackass for pointing out what it really means.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't know why you would joke about that, because okay,
let me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Ask you this, but let me ask you this. So
let's say let's say that I'm joking with you. Let's
say let's say I'm just kidding. Let's say that I
were to say to you, Hey, you want to be
in my roster?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ha ha.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You don't send emoji, so I would think you were
being serious. No, I say, ha ha oh, And then
I would say, okay, I would send a joke back,
you know, like I would think that that was lighthearted fun.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, and you, you're different from a lot of people
because I I'm with you. I've said a lot of
things out of context on dating apps and in dms
and whatever, even in text messages to people that if
you didn't, if you chose to take it through the
lens of you know, something nasty, then you could. If
you chose to take it in a lighthearted way, then
you could. And you know, I try to read the room.
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I probably haven't always, but my thing is like, if
you if you can't somewhat laugh off a comment, then
we probably wouldn't get along because I don't take very
much seriously. That being said, I don't think that very
many people would laugh it off if I told them
that they had an opportunity to be part of my
my fuck roster, Like I honestly think that would wind
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up on one of those websites for sure.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
But but you also don't use emojis.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know that there's an emoji that would save
me from that oneplant. So hey, good for her, like
whether she's kidding or serious or whatever. And I'm not,
I'm not judging, but you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know. It's just if that's the way it is.
It's just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I've outgrown that game, like, I just I don't and
I know that's what dating is, but I don't necessarily
need Again, here's another thing. People will hear this and go, oh,
you're slutshaming this girl. I'm not, though I'm not. I'm
saying if you're telling the truth, and I think you are,
then I appreciate that transparency. That's just not for me anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, you got to keep a player.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If that's what she's doing. You don't tell people. You
just have the roster.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But if you're in your mind right now saying that, oh, well,
Fred slutshaming this girl, well, then imagine if I said it.
If I said it, then I'd be the biggest scumbag ever.
So I don't know, it's just I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't think you're slutshaming. I think you don't want
to be a part of a group of men that
someone's dating.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And I think that's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Right, that's not really dating.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Like if I have a group of people that I'm
just like going through a cycle of having sex with,
like that, I'm not actually trying to date someone to
get to know them.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm just having sex with a bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And she might be kidding and I might be kidding.
And when I tell an off colored joke, I know
that there's a good chance that someone's going to misread
it and not like it. And it's happened many times.
But at the same time, it's like, honestly, if you
take yourself that seriously, that we can't play around a
little bit. But again, I mean, this isn't this is
that was like a one time thing. This person said
this to me multiple times.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So it's so it's not like ally ticket.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not like, you know, she said it one time
and I freaked out. It's like, no, no, I think
it's a thing. I think it's a thing. I think
you want to have a summer roster. And as I
said before, Summer Girls up, Summer girls got to going
on summertime.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Right, I like you when the girls stopped by.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
In the summer, you know, I like Abercrombie and Fitch,
you know on my roster girls too. Yeah, And I
think it's fly when girls have a roster in the summer.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
There probably are a lot of dudes that want to
be on a roster, right, and they have different intentions,
like they just want to have sex this summer and
not be dating somebody.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So maybe I just kind of here's.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The thing that goes without saying, Like, if we're just
hanging out and and there's no commitment and there's been
no conversation about any form of monogamy or whatever, it's
fair for me to assume and you to assume that
we're not the only ones doing this stuff. So no
one's doing anything wrong. It's just I don't necessarily need
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you to tell me. It's kind of like I don't
know if I'm eating something that I think is delicious
and then you tell me it's like moose knuckle, you know,
all of a sudden, now I'm like, that's fucking gross,
Like I'm eating you know, I'm eating it, like hey
that what doesn't that taste good? And you're like yeah,
like well that's reindeer hot dog that happened to me
in Iceland. Actually, I think I want to say horse, No,
it's horse. I think, oh no, no, I want.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
To say that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I want to make sure I get this right. A
traditional hold on traditional.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Versus are for transportation and hair and hair anything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm wrong about this and wigs.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, well it says it says organic grass fed lamb,
pork and beef. It's a rumor that I had read
that they that they ate horses there. I don't know
if that's right, like not, I don't know, but it's
like mayo. I forget what was on it?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What is this mao? On a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They have like a special the Icelandic hot Dog. Everything
you need to know. It's made out of a combination
of Icelandic lamb, pork and beef. The ingredients were organic,
hormone free, so it's clean. I don't know where I
heard this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's a rumor.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's a terrible rumor, I guess made with natural casings
and then an intense flavor of each component.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm trying. But there's like a sauce on it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
What is that dark as sauce?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That's yeah, two sauces, a sweet brown mustard and a
room allode which is made of Mayo capers mustard, and
then crispy fried onions and ketchup.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It was delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That sauce. Is jiz look like that dark?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
If your jiz is that color, then you have there's
a serious problem.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh, I thought it was clear.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
If that's the Jews that you've been looking at, I
think you might want to speak a physician.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
No, from the side the side of Jason's computer, it
looks clear, but it's.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, I know if that's what's coming out, brown mustard's
coming out that we know.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
But I'm looking up places that do eat horses and
now I'm just really sad and I want you to stop.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, I hate to start rumors, but I want to
say they. I want to say they do.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Though about Iceland, you versus Iceland.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
The fact they're.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Going to cancel you like cancels me.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do they eat?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What have I done to you?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
They just popped up? They do?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They do eat horse meat?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And Iceland it's not the most commonly eaten meat, but
it's part of Icelandic culinary traditions. They take their horses
there very seriously too. They're known to have like amazing
horses and apparently once like for for the sake of
genetics and and disease and stuff like that. If an
Icelandic horse is shown anywhere else in the world, it
stays there. It doesn't get to come back because they
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don't want their horses like going away and then coming
back and then bringing something back to you know, with
effect that genetics or.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They're eating them. Well I guess, I guess. So what
did I eat there? That was whale?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That eat whale when I was there, And it's not
like shamu whale. I think it's a different kind of whale.
It was just blubbery. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh yeah, So what do whales eat?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But I went to I think so, but I went
to like a nice Uh, humans whales eat humans?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't eat human? What kind of what kind of
Why do they get humans? A grocery store for whales?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Like, what do they get in the human whales have
eating people? Well? I think they may have accidentally. I
don't think they're trying to.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Killer whales also known as orcas, do not typically eat
humans in the wild.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They're not trying.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Why are they called killer whales?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
This is okay, this is.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
How rumors start.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Don't eat human No, but I don't know. I was
at this restaurant. It was one of those like uh,
it was like a fancy restaurant. It was like a
traditional Icelandic food. I was in Raykovic and so I
was like, okay, and I sat. I was by myself,
so I sat, like at the kitchen. There's like a
there was like a bar that looked over the kitchen
kind of things. Because I was just by myself. So,
I mean, I hate normal stuff. And then the chef
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was like the grill was right there and he was
like we're talking. I'm like, what's this? Everybody was ordering it.
I'm like, well, what is this? He gave me a
piece of it. He just like put it on my
plate and I ate it and it just tasted like
you were chewing on fat. It didn't taste like anything.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did you have fermented shark while you were there?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You did?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I did. Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And not? It was not my favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My favorite photo of Shelley. She also has been Menta Island.
Remember when she sent us that photo of her in
like a whale Penis at like a museum.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, there's a there's a phatic A Fallis museum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I walked right past us.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I didn't go smiling next to it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, and the funny thing is, Shelley told me to
go there, and so when I walked by it, I
was like, Oh, that's Shelley's place. A bunch of Dickson there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
She's the last person.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I did not go in there, but I walked by
it and I said, oh, it's Shelley's place.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
She took tourist photos next.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But I guess my point is if I told you,
if you tried something and you enjoyed it, and then
I told you what it was, some people don't care.
I tend to care. So sometimes I'm just like, less
information is more in real life.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
She may be trying to enact like she might want
some you know, some dudes want to like chase you
and fight for you, and like, you know, obviously we're
too grown and sexy for that. But you know, maybe
that's what she was trying to do, is create some competition.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe it's just me who doesn't get away with this stuff.
I think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
If I worked at H and R Block or something
and I were on here doing this stuff, nobody would care.
But I think because I have like one hair wid
of notoriety, then it's more fun to be like, I
can't fucking believe you said that. It's like, but then
I got girls saying this shit to me, so like,
this is where we're at, like if you're gonna do it,
And I don't know. Maybe maybe men are just expected
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to be more gentlemanly. But the other thing is I
am relatively tame compared to the ship you guys have
shown me when you're on the apps, or friends of
mine have shown me, or stuff that shows up on
insta single or whatever. A guy saying, you know, sit
on my face and move, I'm like, you know what creative?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Waitahuld oh there was a song about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I posted it the other day was there's a guy
who takes weird bumble and dating app messages and he
makes songs to them.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let me see, let me see how fast I can.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But I'm just saying, cows, you know, take.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
My whoa Okay, I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I am the cow.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I wonder if I can still get someone.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I don't want any want to sit on my face?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, I don't even get how that would work with
a guy like it does Jason?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Do you drop the balls?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
No, it's really a balls thing. I mean I guess
it could be.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's a butt thing. Yeah, okay, all right, Well no,
I don't know. It's early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Maybe later a man, you did this bootleg just.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Trying to filled time. Well, my boy looks for the.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So this is him singing an actual bumble message. Just
sho promise, please please move for me. It's kind of
a jam. Why would I move for you? My dad
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hated me and only the cows like me, So move
for me.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
What do you say about the stuff?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Which is I mean, it's not like that's not like dirty.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I guess I liked it better when to sit on
my face and move for me.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
But guy's right, like they're online or whatever. Guys they'll
just right like come over and fuck it. And my friends,
like girls I know who are on the apps, they
get this stuff all the time. And I'm just going
I've never said anything like that, getting a hard time that.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Only works on Grinder. They'd be like, sure, the less
messages the better.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I don't know's I'm too old for this ship? Like
I need to just I need to be done with it.
It's over. It's fine. I had a nice run. No
one takes me seriously anymore on the dating apps, and
they probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And it's fine.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
So what are you gonna do meet somebody in a while?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, no, he doesn't go.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We gotta get you on Riya so we could see.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, you know, I've never really I've not been on Rya.
I don't think for what I'm told, it's not only
is it not people that live in Chicago, but it's
it's the same people that you'd see anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh, it's the whole world.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Like I could I could match with someone in France,
Like what's the point of this?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh, so it's not like Geo target.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, Like I saw country singers allegedly on.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
You, you can fly to and buy each other. So
should we just start finding somebody for you?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I also think seven to other people. I think for
whatever reason, there's a weird factor like forty four never
married single?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
What's wrong? You know?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So I will say I think people look at it
as because I think the average demographic on the dating
apps is younger. So well, I don't know if that's
true because I guess there's all ages of people. But
if my age range is twenty eight to fifty, I
think it is, and I don't know. I go there
are phases where like the twenty eights to thirty fives
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are all over it, and then there are faces where
it's ick to be going out with an older guy.
So it seems to go back and forth. Like last summer,
it was all I was getting. I was like the
most popular guy among twenty seven year olds on dating
apps because it was like I don't know, the gray
hair and the whatever, like more maturity.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You own your place.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know, like a little less fucked in a car.
But then I think, now it's a phase where it's
like what am I doing on here?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
You're weird? You know you're too old for this? Like why?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Because the funny thing is if I would married, I
think that nobody would say shit about me because it
would be like, well, somebody accepted me, like you know
what I mean, Like I would get away with so
much more if I were married, because it's like, well,
there's a woman at home that that like, that chose him.
But because no one's quote unquote chosen me, that that
means I'm broken, as opposed to me just being picky
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and having that chosen anybody myself.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You could just lie be like, well recently divorced.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I'd probably get judged for that too, though
I don't know. It's just weird. Maybe I'm just I needed.
I probably need to go to a more organic way
of meeting people because I don't I don't think I'm
sending the right message and I don't really care.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Would you like us to find you someone?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know if I I mean, I trust you
obviously implicitly, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you trust that little smirk in that little bit.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I wouldn't trust that face. I guess I would be
a matchmaker.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I would wonder what you're looking at her? Why? That's
the other thing is.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm on there, but yet I don't know that I
necessarily see myself in a relationship. So I'm on there
out of because I feel like I should be, because
I'm not going to meet anybody any other way, because
because it can be creepy now for people to approach
other people and talk to them. I mean, I guess
the whole point of this tangent today is I don't
know what the rules are anymore because they're different. I
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can say something and then someone will laugh. The next
person will think it's ick or you know, cringe or whatever.
Like I'm apparently I was cringe for dming a girl
seven years ago. I'm like, that's cringe. It's cringe to
shoot your shot.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Don't she a gen z? It sounds like it was
a gender it was.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
But and my thing is, if you say no, then no,
it's it. I mean, I'm not hounding you. It's over.
It's but I'm gonna shoot my shot. I don't really,
I mean, I'm fine with no, but I guess that
makes it. I don't know if that's cringe then but
then you can say something to me that I'm supposed
to laugh at. But if I say to you it's
not funny or then it's I don't I don't know
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or I don't know what the etiquette is in public anymore.
Some people want to be approached. I mean, You'll hear
women say all the time, I really wish the guy
would walk up to me, and then guys will walk
and then you'll hear stories about guys walking up to
girls and getting blasted for doing It's so true, like
oh my god, you're so creepy.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Get the fuck away from me. It's like, that's right.
So I don't know. I mean again, this is not
the plight of the man.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I know women, you guys have your own set of
shit trying to figure out which one of us to
take Seriously, I get that too.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I just I don't know the rules anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I'm trying to figure out how to give myself at
home pap smear.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Since you've been talking about it, you can do it now.
I'm trying to figure it out. I got my own issues.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Let me look this up.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I'm going to do it for you. You know you
want to be my side, I'm going to do my side.
Hustle for a small fee, stop it, I will do
your PEPs mare.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Okay, so you want to go towards a bunch of
vaginas even though you know okay.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I mean it's called the teal wand developed by Teal Health.
It was received received FDA approval on May ninth, making
it the first at home cervical cancer screening test available
for women ages twenty five to sixty five at average risk. So, yeah,
it's a collection device that allows you to collect a
sample and then you send it to a lab. So
it's kind of like the Coli guard thing, except it's
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that fun to them.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm just gonna stick with my girl, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Cervical, your cervical.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, your service.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm told it's beautiful. I don't know what that means,
but probably you know what.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's purple. They're purple purple. What I think they all
are a circle? Why do I know? That doesn't matter? Why?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
This is literally we're just saying.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, this isn't this is a true tangent. But yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think the moral of the story is I don't
know what the rules are on dating apps anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sometimes I get away with, you know, being pointed or straightforward,
or or like being like I told you about the
one girl the one time that was like she asked me.
I don't even remember the story, but it was like,
essentially she asked me to say she asked for an
answer to a question. I gave her the answer and
then she said, you're gross. And it's like, but you
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asked for the you asked the question. You told me
to tell you.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Well, I need to know the question.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I talked about it on the air, and then it's
and then it's this whole thing that I'm going to
blow you up on the air, which I'm not.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's not. That's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Look if if it, like anything else, if I go
on a date and you tell me a great story,
I may, I may tell it on the air, but
I'm not going to say, you know, Sally told me
this story. Sally Smith, who works it you know wherever
told me this story. It's like no, but I mean
that's what I do, and I think, but it's it's
not the the The intent is never to make anyone
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feel bad.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
It's to entertain.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah, I don't know, it's hard, but I would love
for you to work on not putting weight in what
strangers say you are. I'm so bad because like those
people don't know you, and you wouldn't you know, like
we wouldn't take advice from these peoples.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I think that's the part Klyn. That makes me angry
is that people say all this shit about me and
they've never even taken They don't know me, you did,
never taken the time to meet me. I think they
would be very surprised if they did. And again, it's
not possible for me to every person. But it drives
me crazy that people develop opinions about other people who
they've never even taken one second to get to know.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's like, how do you know? How do you know?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I mean, maybe I am the cringiest person of all
time in public or maybe I'm not. I don't know,
But like, you're just gonna go by what somebody else says.
That's the part that drives me nuts, is people talking
about other people and they but not taking the time
to figure out of what they're saying is true.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, it's hard, but they don't know you, and you
don't have to defend or explain yourself to people that
don't know you.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, this whole public guy thing, I don't know, it's
not for you anymore. Well, I mean it's for me,
but I guess for the people that are like we
hear it all the time. Well, you signed up for this.
It's like, yeah, yeah, to a certain extent. Yeah, But
when it starts to get really personal, and it has
been the last few months, I guess, really really personal
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with no information and misinformation and complete and total lives
and bullshit, and then it's you know, you hear over
and over a shitty person you are when you know
that the exact opposite of what's been described is what happened,
and you actually weren't a citty person, Like I can
be a shitty person.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I've been a shitty person, but some of.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
The things people have called me shitty for they're just
dead fucking wrong about. I don't know, so I'm especially
sensitive it sensitive to it these days.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You put yourself out there and then people talk shit anyway.
It's like you're not going to make them all happy,
and you're right, I should just ignore it, but I care.
I guess I deeply care what people think, and I
wish I didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, they just don't know you, you know, and so
their opinion is not valid, yeah, because don't have more information.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
But I feel like they're missing out on a good person.
You know, those ladies who I don't want to be
on a radio like, girl, shut up, you might not
even make it to.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That interesting enough. Well that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like, if you've ever listened to the show, then
you know that I I haven't even been doing that
in years, Like I just I got away from that
because this was because people were saying that, like, oh,
you're just dating for Like, no, I'm not. But if
I go on a date and you do something interesting
or you tell me a good story, like, that's what
I do. That's what we do here is we take
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our lives and we take our observations and make them
into content that holy people think is entertaining. It's what
people do on social media every day and podcasts and
other radio shows and TV and everything else.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
This is what so yeah, they take the same shit though.
I go down in Alex Cooper's comments like she's got it.
You know, the internet is means the mean place.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
But I also stop hitting me up to tell me
that you wouldn't date me?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Right, really weird?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
What just girl pass?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like you could have just screed why'd you match with me?
You're gonna teach me a lesson or something to.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Beg you like, oh please, I won't talk about you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I swear well.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I said to this person, you know, coming full circle,
who was like, oh you you you slip in her
DM six years ago. I was like, well, who is it?
And what did I say? And do I owe this
person in some form of an apology or something? It's
like I'd be happy to It's like, oh, I don't
even remember then, why are you fucking telling me what response?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I love to ask you? What response were you looking for? Like, well,
how did you want me to respond to you saying that?
Because it's odd and goofy and weird, So let me
know what you were looking for, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's like, have I been a dipshit in my life? Absolutely? Yeah,
So okay, I've probably talked about it. So like I
don't know. I don't know what you got on me
that you know. This is why I always say in
a different way because I don't believe that we are famous.
Oh I'll speak for myself. I don't believe that I
am the least been famous. Famous is Brad Pitt. I'm
(26:31):
not famous. I have a slight amount of local notoriety,
a tiny little bit, but it's I would think it
would be very, very hard to be actually famous, because
you have to remember that every person you come in
contact with, if you're like big Time, knows you, you
don't know them, and that moment might be one of
the better moments or biggest moments of their of their
(26:52):
lives to meet you. And however you act at that
very moment, regardless of what's happening in your life, that's
the snapshot they're going to tell every buddy about you.
And it is impossible to be perfect and to say
the right thing and to do the right thing. And
you know who if someone could have just lost a
family member, you could have been dumped, you could you
could have gotten a bad health diagnosis, you could just
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be having a shitty day. And yes, yes, when you're
famous and you're making money off the public, you know,
for your art or whatever your talent, then yes, you
are going to be you know, recognized more and there
is a higher burden. And I'm not arguing that, but
I also think it's like, you know, I do something,
I do something one time and it gets talked about,
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where a guy could do ten times worse than that
fifty times and nobody cares because there's nothing to talk
about because you don't get to sit down at the
dinner table and go that dipshit from the radio slid
in my dms because if you said some dipshit from
somewhere sliding and no, I guess that's not a good story.
So I don't know. I think that's why these famous
people do have matchmakers and non disclosures and they have
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people do the setups for them, because it's like God
forbid you, you know, send someone a DM and they
screenshot it and it gets sent out everywhere. You see
that happen too, and it's like, I don't know, I
don't know this is I don't can you tell? I'm
just kind of over it. It's all good, true tangent.
We've talked about at home pap smears, We've talked about rosters,
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We've talked about dating apps, We've talked about eating horses.
Oh yeah, so yeah, this is a true tangent. I mean,
it's living up to its name. Guys today, Yes, and
I hope everyone enjoyed that. And if you know it's
you guys didn't see this, but we in Kiky and
I and boss Man, we were in Toronto for a
conference and that the panel was about our show, and
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there were like one hundred SI people in this room
to hear about our show and our process and whatever.
And a very well known radio consultant listened for a
week and took notes, and one day, one of his
slides was what we talked about from five am to
ten am, all the top, and it was two rows
of shit, And basically his thing was how do you
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do that?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
How did how is that number one?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Because literally like a rainbow of topics, like there was
not three things. There were thirty things that we talked
about in one day, and not very many of them
were connected. And that's a hard question to answer, like, oh, wow, yeah,
I guess we did, didn't we But we did?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We did?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Coming from a show that was like scheduled, like timed
out like every topic, it's just yeah, I mean like
it works sometimes, but I do feel like you need
to be able to pivot and like we never know
where we're going to get and like I came here
and I wasn't used to that, but it's like I
don't know, it's it's working, I think, so like why
wouldn't we just yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Well, the other argument I would make is you know,
we used to be that show. Like oh really in
the beginning, like when I first started doing mornings, when
I first came here, everything was very structured, and then
I would I was missing shit, you know, because like
what if you're talking about and it drives radio people crazy,
but because you're supposed to, you know, one thought per
segment and all this bullshit. But like my thing was
(30:06):
if we were talking about our favorite coffee and and
people are calling in and then someone's like, you know,
I don't know, I'm a fuck on the fly.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't know. Someone then goes on an offshoot.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
About it cheating on my husband. When I was reading coffee.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Right right, like I got yeah right, Like I was,
I just left my boyfriend's house and I went to
get Starbucks to get and I'm like whoaha, whoa, yeah,
like I want to hear that story, and I would
miss that. I would just skim right over that shit,
let it go, because no, the topic was coffee, ye right,
So like I was missing shit, and so it drives
people crazy. But like if there's a great left turn,
then let's take it. Or if we go down a
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road and then it's failing, well then we got ten
other things to get to. I'm not gonna. That's another
I think thing that sometimes radio people do, immediate people do,
is they're committed to the topic, so they just ride
it right, you know, and you can hear it if
you're a radio person especially, I can hear when shows
are begging people call yeah, and it will never be
that show. I'll bring up the topic, I'll give out
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the phone number. If it's not getting the kind of
play that we want, then we're gonna move on to
the next thing.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I've heard people like radio people get like pissed at
their audience and be like you need to call or
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's like, whoa, chill the fuck out, Like, just move
on to something else.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well, what do we learned this morning? That the attentions
forty seven seconds. It's people's attention span. So that's probably
the answer to the question of how we got to
thirty topics in a day. Right, It's like, well, because
I don't know that the world is any more focused
than than than we are or lack thereof, So all right, well,
true tangent today, guys.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We'll do another one this week. Man.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I think that's gonna be several in a row. We're
really good at doing our jobs. Thanks for listening.
Another day, another tangent. Let's keep the streak going of
doing our jobs. Hit the intro. It's the tangent giving
you all this shit we couldn't talk about on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The dating apps. I got it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I guess that was the dating I'm done. I said
it this morning. I made the official announcement, I had
the press conference. I didn't take any questions. I'm done, though,
I'm done. I'm just done. It's a lot of things.
I've overstayed my welcome. I think I think I've outgrown it.
I don't know, I'm not consistent enough with it. And
(00:33):
also I don't know, there's just been this I keep
getting roasted by these people, Like what was it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Last week?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was a couple different people match with me just
to tell me that they listened to the show and
would never go out with me because they don't want
to be talked about on the air. And I'm like, well,
first of all, it's been a lot of years since
I've told, you know, extensive dating stories. I kind of
it's not part of my game anymore. I don't really
talk about it anymore. Second of all, I've never ever
ever identified anyone in any specific way whatsoever. And if
(01:04):
I have, then I had permission to do it. The
other thing is, why is me talking about dating or
my you know, my opinions about apps or love or whatever.
Why is it any different than people who've made a
gazillion dollars making TikTok videos and podcasts and whatever else?
Like is it because I'm a guy? You know what
I mean? Like if call or Daddy can go and
talk about you know, getting choked out or whatever, whatever
(01:25):
the fuck you talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know, you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Just saying, like, you know, people have made a lot
of money doing podcasts talking about their dating lives.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But I don't know. I just anyway, I.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No keep doing it. I want them. I want the
stories and the tea.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, because all my friends in relationships are like, you know,
what's going on out there. But the thing is, I'm
not doing it to embarrass anyone. And usually the joke's
on me, that's the thing. Like normally the punchline is
that I did something stupid. So I guess I don't
know what the thing is. I don't know what the
problem is. But and why people feel the need to
like tell me off.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, it's giving pick me. They think that you would
even want to talk about them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That part, Well, it's another thing. Do something interesting worthy
of me talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Because it's getting lame currently, But.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Like that's what we do, you know, that's what this
I mean, this just shows not intended to be heard ful.
This show's not intended to do upset anyone. I'm not
saying it never has, but like that's not We don't
go into things being or at least none of us do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But I'll speak for myself.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't go into things being like, oh, I'm gonna
get them this or get some kind of revenge or whatever.
If you know what I'm talking about, then you're the
person who would I'm talking about, you know, unless you've
told me that I can tell, Like if it's a
friend of mine or I'm dating someone, well then it's implied,
you know. Then we've had that conversation, like, hey, people
see us out. Can I still talk about this stuff?
Otherwise I could have made it up for all. You know,
(02:40):
you can't let the truth get in a way of
a good story. Everyone knows that, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Gotta hush it up.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, It's very odd when people get upset if you
tell a story without naming names.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's like no one knows it's you, babe, Like you're
the only.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
One except for all the people you told that it
was you. That is the one thing that I've always
It's like, I can't believe you said that about me.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's like, well,
nobody ever would have known that was about you.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
If you hadn't just said that you played yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Well, and I'm having it back and forth. Won't
last much longer with somebody who is joking about how
I can earn a roster spot this summer. Oh so
now I want to be I just want to be
clear about something because I honestly no judgment, right, And
I guess I appreciate the transparency. But what if I said,
let me just be clear about something. If I said
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to you guys as a man, if I said, hey, Kiki,
hey klem, you can earn a spot on my roster
this summer, even if I'm kidding, what does that mean?
Translate that? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
In your head?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'm saying I'm going to bang a whole bunch of.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
People and you can be one.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Of me, right, you can be lucky number five.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And so I I responded back to this person and
I'm like, hey, good luck with that, Like more power
to you, but I'm not, like I'm out of that game,
you know. And then it was like I got shamed, like, oh,
what are you saying I'm a slut or something?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What are you saying? You know?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And it's like you're gaslighting me. You just told me
I can earn a spot on your roster. Everybody knows
what a roster is. A roster is what I'm going
through when I want to play the game. I got
multiple people. You are fully entitled to do that. But
I'm telling you right now, if I had made the
same comment to her, I would be getting fucking roasted
in the group chat right now. I would be the
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biggest scumbag ever. Oh, this guy, this guy's telling you
that you could be one of his fuck toys. But
then now this person is saying it to me, and
I'm the jackass for pointing out what it really means.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't know why you would joke about that, because okay,
let me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Ask you this, but let me ask you this. So
let's say let's say that I'm joking with you. Let's
say let's say I'm just kidding. Let's say that I
were to say to you, Hey, you want to be
in my roster?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ha ha.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You don't send emoji, so I would think you were
being serious. No, I say, ha ha oh, And then
I would say, okay, I would send a joke back,
you know, like I would think that that was lighthearted fun.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, and you, you're different from a lot of people
because I I'm with you. I've said a lot of
things out of context on dating apps and in dms
and whatever, even in text messages to people that if
you didn't, if you chose to take it through the
lens of you know, something nasty, then you could. If
you chose to take it in a lighthearted way, then
you could. And you know, I try to read the room.
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I probably haven't always, but my thing is like, if
you if you can't somewhat laugh off a comment, then
we probably wouldn't get along because I don't take very
much seriously. That being said, I don't think that very
many people would laugh it off if I told them
that they had an opportunity to be part of my
my fuck roster, Like I honestly think that would wind
(05:41):
up on one of those websites for sure.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
But but you also don't use emojis.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know that there's an emoji that would save
me from that oneplant. So hey, good for her, like
whether she's kidding or serious or whatever. And I'm not,
I'm not judging, but you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know. It's just if that's the way it is.
It's just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I've outgrown that game, like, I just I don't and
I know that's what dating is, but I don't necessarily
need Again, here's another thing. People will hear this and go, oh,
you're slutshaming this girl. I'm not, though I'm not. I'm
saying if you're telling the truth, and I think you are,
then I appreciate that transparency. That's just not for me anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, you got to keep a player.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If that's what she's doing. You don't tell people. You
just have the roster.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But if you're in your mind right now saying that, oh, well,
Fred slutshaming this girl, well, then imagine if I said it.
If I said it, then I'd be the biggest scumbag ever.
So I don't know, it's just I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I don't think you're slutshaming. I think you don't want
to be a part of a group of men that
someone's dating.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And I think that's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Right, that's not really dating.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Like if I have a group of people that I'm
just like going through a cycle of having sex with,
like that, I'm not actually trying to date someone to
get to know them.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm just having sex with a bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And she might be kidding and I might be kidding.
And when I tell an off colored joke, I know
that there's a good chance that someone's going to misread
it and not like it. And it's happened many times.
But at the same time, it's like, honestly, if you
take yourself that seriously, that we can't play around a
little bit. But again, I mean, this isn't this is
that was like a one time thing. This person said
this to me multiple times.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So it's so it's not like ally ticket.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not like, you know, she said it one time
and I freaked out. It's like, no, no, I think
it's a thing. I think it's a thing. I think
you want to have a summer roster. And as I
said before, Summer Girls up, Summer girls got to going
on summertime.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Right, I like you when the girls stopped by.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
In the summer, you know, I like Abercrombie and Fitch,
you know on my roster girls too. Yeah, And I
think it's fly when girls have a roster in the summer.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
There probably are a lot of dudes that want to
be on a roster, right, and they have different intentions,
like they just want to have sex this summer and
not be dating somebody.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So maybe I just kind of here's.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The thing that goes without saying, Like, if we're just
hanging out and and there's no commitment and there's been
no conversation about any form of monogamy or whatever, it's
fair for me to assume and you to assume that
we're not the only ones doing this stuff. So no
one's doing anything wrong. It's just I don't necessarily need
(08:18):
you to tell me. It's kind of like I don't
know if I'm eating something that I think is delicious
and then you tell me it's like moose knuckle, you know,
all of a sudden, now I'm like, that's fucking gross,
Like I'm eating you know, I'm eating it, like hey
that what doesn't that taste good? And you're like yeah,
like well that's reindeer hot dog that happened to me
in Iceland. Actually, I think I want to say horse, No,
it's horse. I think, oh no, no, I want.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
To say that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I want to make sure I get this right. A
traditional hold on traditional.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Versus are for transportation and hair and hair anything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm wrong about this and wigs.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, well it says it says organic grass fed lamb,
pork and beef. It's a rumor that I had read
that they that they ate horses there. I don't know
if that's right, like not, I don't know, but it's
like mayo. I forget what was on it?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What is this mao? On a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They have like a special the Icelandic hot Dog. Everything
you need to know. It's made out of a combination
of Icelandic lamb, pork and beef. The ingredients were organic,
hormone free, so it's clean. I don't know where I
heard this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's a rumor.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's a terrible rumor, I guess made with natural casings
and then an intense flavor of each component.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm trying. But there's like a sauce on it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
What is that dark as sauce?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That's yeah, two sauces, a sweet brown mustard and a
room allode which is made of Mayo capers mustard, and
then crispy fried onions and ketchup.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It was delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That sauce. Is jiz look like that dark?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
If your jiz is that color, then you have there's
a serious problem.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh, I thought it was clear.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
If that's the Jews that you've been looking at, I
think you might want to speak a physician.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
No, from the side the side of Jason's computer, it
looks clear, but it's.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, I know if that's what's coming out, brown mustard's
coming out that we know.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
But I'm looking up places that do eat horses and
now I'm just really sad and I want you to stop.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, I hate to start rumors, but I want to
say they. I want to say they do.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Though about Iceland, you versus Iceland.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
The fact they're.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Going to cancel you like cancels me.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do they eat?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What have I done to you?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
They just popped up? They do?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They do eat horse meat?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And Iceland it's not the most commonly eaten meat, but
it's part of Icelandic culinary traditions. They take their horses
there very seriously too. They're known to have like amazing
horses and apparently once like for for the sake of
genetics and and disease and stuff like that. If an
Icelandic horse is shown anywhere else in the world, it
stays there. It doesn't get to come back because they
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don't want their horses like going away and then coming
back and then bringing something back to you know, with
effect that genetics or.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They're eating them. Well I guess, I guess. So what
did I eat there? That was whale?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That eat whale when I was there, And it's not
like shamu whale. I think it's a different kind of whale.
It was just blubbery. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh yeah, So what do whales eat?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But I went to I think so, but I went
to like a nice Uh, humans whales eat humans?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't eat human? What kind of what kind of
Why do they get humans? A grocery store for whales?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Like, what do they get in the human whales have
eating people? Well? I think they may have accidentally. I
don't think they're trying to.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Killer whales also known as orcas, do not typically eat
humans in the wild.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They're not trying.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Why are they called killer whales?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
This is okay, this is.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
How rumors start.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Don't eat human No, but I don't know. I was
at this restaurant. It was one of those like uh,
it was like a fancy restaurant. It was like a
traditional Icelandic food. I was in Raykovic and so I
was like, okay, and I sat. I was by myself,
so I sat, like at the kitchen. There's like a
there was like a bar that looked over the kitchen
kind of things. Because I was just by myself. So,
I mean, I hate normal stuff. And then the chef
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was like the grill was right there and he was
like we're talking. I'm like, what's this? Everybody was ordering it.
I'm like, well, what is this? He gave me a
piece of it. He just like put it on my
plate and I ate it and it just tasted like
you were chewing on fat. It didn't taste like anything.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did you have fermented shark while you were there?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You did?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I did. Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And not? It was not my favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My favorite photo of Shelley. She also has been Menta Island.
Remember when she sent us that photo of her in
like a whale Penis at like a museum.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, there's a there's a phatic A Fallis museum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I walked right past us.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I didn't go smiling next to it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, and the funny thing is, Shelley told me to
go there, and so when I walked by it, I
was like, Oh, that's Shelley's place. A bunch of Dickson there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
She's the last person.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I did not go in there, but I walked by
it and I said, oh, it's Shelley's place.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
She took tourist photos next.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But I guess my point is if I told you,
if you tried something and you enjoyed it, and then
I told you what it was, some people don't care.
I tend to care. So sometimes I'm just like, less
information is more in real life.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
She may be trying to enact like she might want
some you know, some dudes want to like chase you
and fight for you, and like, you know, obviously we're
too grown and sexy for that. But you know, maybe
that's what she was trying to do, is create some competition.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe it's just me who doesn't get away with this stuff.
I think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
If I worked at H and R Block or something
and I were on here doing this stuff, nobody would care.
But I think because I have like one hair wid
of notoriety, then it's more fun to be like, I
can't fucking believe you said that. It's like, but then
I got girls saying this shit to me, so like,
this is where we're at, like if you're gonna do it,
And I don't know. Maybe maybe men are just expected
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to be more gentlemanly. But the other thing is I
am relatively tame compared to the ship you guys have
shown me when you're on the apps, or friends of
mine have shown me, or stuff that shows up on
insta single or whatever. A guy saying, you know, sit
on my face and move, I'm like, you know what creative?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Waitahuld oh there was a song about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I posted it the other day was there's a guy
who takes weird bumble and dating app messages and he
makes songs to them.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let me see, let me see how fast I can.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But I'm just saying, cows, you know, take.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
My whoa Okay, I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I am the cow.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I wonder if I can still get someone.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I don't want any want to sit on my face?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, I don't even get how that would work with
a guy like it does Jason?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Do you drop the balls?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
No, it's really a balls thing. I mean I guess
it could be.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's a butt thing. Yeah, okay, all right, Well no,
I don't know. It's early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Maybe later a man, you did this bootleg just.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Trying to filled time. Well, my boy looks for the.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So this is him singing an actual bumble message. Just
sho promise, please please move for me. It's kind of
a jam. Why would I move for you? My dad
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hated me and only the cows like me, So move
for me.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
What do you say about the stuff?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Which is I mean, it's not like that's not like dirty.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I guess I liked it better when to sit on
my face and move for me.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
But guy's right, like they're online or whatever. Guys they'll
just right like come over and fuck it. And my friends,
like girls I know who are on the apps, they
get this stuff all the time. And I'm just going
I've never said anything like that, getting a hard time that.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Only works on Grinder. They'd be like, sure, the less
messages the better.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I don't know's I'm too old for this ship? Like
I need to just I need to be done with it.
It's over. It's fine. I had a nice run. No
one takes me seriously anymore on the dating apps, and
they probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And it's fine.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
So what are you gonna do meet somebody in a while?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, no, he doesn't go.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We gotta get you on Riya so we could see.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, you know, I've never really I've not been on Rya.
I don't think for what I'm told, it's not only
is it not people that live in Chicago, but it's
it's the same people that you'd see anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh, it's the whole world.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Like I could I could match with someone in France,
Like what's the point of this?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh, so it's not like Geo target.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, Like I saw country singers allegedly on.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
You, you can fly to and buy each other. So
should we just start finding somebody for you?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I also think seven to other people. I think for
whatever reason, there's a weird factor like forty four never
married single?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
What's wrong? You know?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So I will say I think people look at it
as because I think the average demographic on the dating
apps is younger. So well, I don't know if that's
true because I guess there's all ages of people. But
if my age range is twenty eight to fifty, I
think it is, and I don't know. I go there
are phases where like the twenty eights to thirty fives
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are all over it, and then there are faces where
it's ick to be going out with an older guy.
So it seems to go back and forth. Like last summer,
it was all I was getting. I was like the
most popular guy among twenty seven year olds on dating
apps because it was like I don't know, the gray
hair and the whatever, like more maturity.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You own your place.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know, like a little less fucked in a car.
But then I think, now it's a phase where it's
like what am I doing on here?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
You're weird? You know you're too old for this? Like why?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Because the funny thing is if I would married, I
think that nobody would say shit about me because it
would be like, well, somebody accepted me, like you know
what I mean, Like I would get away with so
much more if I were married, because it's like, well,
there's a woman at home that that like, that chose him.
But because no one's quote unquote chosen me, that that
means I'm broken, as opposed to me just being picky
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and having that chosen anybody myself.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You could just lie be like, well recently divorced.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I'd probably get judged for that too, though
I don't know. It's just weird. Maybe I'm just I needed.
I probably need to go to a more organic way
of meeting people because I don't I don't think I'm
sending the right message and I don't really care.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Would you like us to find you someone?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know if I I mean, I trust you
obviously implicitly, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you trust that little smirk in that little bit.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I wouldn't trust that face. I guess I would be
a matchmaker.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I would wonder what you're looking at her? Why? That's
the other thing is.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm on there, but yet I don't know that I
necessarily see myself in a relationship. So I'm on there
out of because I feel like I should be, because
I'm not going to meet anybody any other way, because
because it can be creepy now for people to approach
other people and talk to them. I mean, I guess
the whole point of this tangent today is I don't
know what the rules are anymore because they're different. I
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can say something and then someone will laugh. The next
person will think it's ick or you know, cringe or whatever.
Like I'm apparently I was cringe for dming a girl
seven years ago. I'm like, that's cringe. It's cringe to
shoot your shot.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Don't she a gen z? It sounds like it was
a gender it was.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
But and my thing is, if you say no, then no,
it's it. I mean, I'm not hounding you. It's over.
It's but I'm gonna shoot my shot. I don't really,
I mean, I'm fine with no, but I guess that
makes it. I don't know if that's cringe then but
then you can say something to me that I'm supposed
to laugh at. But if I say to you it's
not funny or then it's I don't I don't know
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or I don't know what the etiquette is in public anymore.
Some people want to be approached. I mean, You'll hear
women say all the time, I really wish the guy
would walk up to me, and then guys will walk
and then you'll hear stories about guys walking up to
girls and getting blasted for doing It's so true, like
oh my god, you're so creepy.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Get the fuck away from me. It's like, that's right.
So I don't know. I mean again, this is not
the plight of the man.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I know women, you guys have your own set of
shit trying to figure out which one of us to
take Seriously, I get that too.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I just I don't know the rules anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I'm trying to figure out how to give myself at
home pap smear.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Since you've been talking about it, you can do it now.
I'm trying to figure it out. I got my own issues.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Let me look this up.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I'm going to do it for you. You know you
want to be my side, I'm going to do my side.
Hustle for a small fee, stop it, I will do
your PEPs mare.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Okay, so you want to go towards a bunch of
vaginas even though you know okay.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I mean it's called the teal wand developed by Teal Health.
It was received received FDA approval on May ninth, making
it the first at home cervical cancer screening test available
for women ages twenty five to sixty five at average risk. So, yeah,
it's a collection device that allows you to collect a
sample and then you send it to a lab. So
it's kind of like the Coli guard thing, except it's
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that fun to them.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm just gonna stick with my girl, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Cervical, your cervical.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, your service.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm told it's beautiful. I don't know what that means,
but probably you know what.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's purple. They're purple purple. What I think they all
are a circle? Why do I know? That doesn't matter? Why?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
This is literally we're just saying.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, this isn't this is a true tangent. But yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think the moral of the story is I don't
know what the rules are on dating apps anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sometimes I get away with, you know, being pointed or straightforward,
or or like being like I told you about the
one girl the one time that was like she asked me.
I don't even remember the story, but it was like,
essentially she asked me to say she asked for an
answer to a question. I gave her the answer and
then she said, you're gross. And it's like, but you
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asked for the you asked the question. You told me
to tell you.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Well, I need to know the question.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I talked about it on the air, and then it's
and then it's this whole thing that I'm going to
blow you up on the air, which I'm not.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's not. That's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Look if if it, like anything else, if I go
on a date and you tell me a great story,
I may, I may tell it on the air, but
I'm not going to say, you know, Sally told me
this story. Sally Smith, who works it you know wherever
told me this story. It's like no, but I mean
that's what I do, and I think, but it's it's
not the the The intent is never to make anyone
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feel bad.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
It's to entertain.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah, I don't know, it's hard, but I would love
for you to work on not putting weight in what
strangers say you are. I'm so bad because like those
people don't know you, and you wouldn't you know, like
we wouldn't take advice from these peoples.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I think that's the part Klyn. That makes me angry
is that people say all this shit about me and
they've never even taken They don't know me, you did,
never taken the time to meet me. I think they
would be very surprised if they did. And again, it's
not possible for me to every person. But it drives
me crazy that people develop opinions about other people who
they've never even taken one second to get to know.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's like, how do you know? How do you know?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I mean, maybe I am the cringiest person of all
time in public or maybe I'm not. I don't know,
But like, you're just gonna go by what somebody else says.
That's the part that drives me nuts, is people talking
about other people and they but not taking the time
to figure out of what they're saying is true.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, it's hard, but they don't know you, and you
don't have to defend or explain yourself to people that
don't know you.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, this whole public guy thing, I don't know, it's
not for you anymore. Well, I mean it's for me,
but I guess for the people that are like we
hear it all the time. Well, you signed up for this.
It's like, yeah, yeah, to a certain extent. Yeah, But
when it starts to get really personal, and it has
been the last few months, I guess, really really personal
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with no information and misinformation and complete and total lives
and bullshit, and then it's you know, you hear over
and over a shitty person you are when you know
that the exact opposite of what's been described is what happened,
and you actually weren't a citty person, Like I can
be a shitty person.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I've been a shitty person, but some of.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
The things people have called me shitty for they're just
dead fucking wrong about. I don't know, so I'm especially
sensitive it sensitive to it these days.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You put yourself out there and then people talk shit anyway.
It's like you're not going to make them all happy,
and you're right, I should just ignore it, but I care.
I guess I deeply care what people think, and I
wish I didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, they just don't know you, you know, and so
their opinion is not valid, yeah, because don't have more information.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
But I feel like they're missing out on a good person.
You know, those ladies who I don't want to be
on a radio like, girl, shut up, you might not
even make it to.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That interesting enough. Well that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like, if you've ever listened to the show, then
you know that I I haven't even been doing that
in years, Like I just I got away from that
because this was because people were saying that, like, oh,
you're just dating for Like, no, I'm not. But if
I go on a date and you do something interesting
or you tell me a good story, like, that's what
I do. That's what we do here is we take
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our lives and we take our observations and make them
into content that holy people think is entertaining. It's what
people do on social media every day and podcasts and
other radio shows and TV and everything else.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
This is what so yeah, they take the same shit though.
I go down in Alex Cooper's comments like she's got it.
You know, the internet is means the mean place.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
But I also stop hitting me up to tell me
that you wouldn't date me?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Right, really weird?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
What just girl pass?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like you could have just screed why'd you match with me?
You're gonna teach me a lesson or something to.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Beg you like, oh please, I won't talk about you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I swear well.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I said to this person, you know, coming full circle,
who was like, oh you you you slip in her
DM six years ago. I was like, well, who is it?
And what did I say? And do I owe this
person in some form of an apology or something? It's
like I'd be happy to It's like, oh, I don't
even remember then, why are you fucking telling me what response?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I love to ask you? What response were you looking for? Like, well,
how did you want me to respond to you saying that?
Because it's odd and goofy and weird, So let me
know what you were looking for, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's like, have I been a dipshit in my life? Absolutely? Yeah,
So okay, I've probably talked about it. So like I
don't know. I don't know what you got on me
that you know. This is why I always say in
a different way because I don't believe that we are famous.
Oh I'll speak for myself. I don't believe that I
am the least been famous. Famous is Brad Pitt. I'm
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not famous. I have a slight amount of local notoriety,
a tiny little bit, but it's I would think it
would be very, very hard to be actually famous, because
you have to remember that every person you come in
contact with, if you're like big Time, knows you, you
don't know them, and that moment might be one of
the better moments or biggest moments of their of their
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lives to meet you. And however you act at that
very moment, regardless of what's happening in your life, that's
the snapshot they're going to tell every buddy about you.
And it is impossible to be perfect and to say
the right thing and to do the right thing. And
you know who if someone could have just lost a
family member, you could have been dumped, you could you
could have gotten a bad health diagnosis, you could just
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be having a shitty day. And yes, yes, when you're
famous and you're making money off the public, you know,
for your art or whatever your talent, then yes, you
are going to be you know, recognized more and there
is a higher burden. And I'm not arguing that, but
I also think it's like, you know, I do something,
I do something one time and it gets talked about,
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where a guy could do ten times worse than that
fifty times and nobody cares because there's nothing to talk
about because you don't get to sit down at the
dinner table and go that dipshit from the radio slid
in my dms because if you said some dipshit from
somewhere sliding and no, I guess that's not a good story.
So I don't know. I think that's why these famous
people do have matchmakers and non disclosures and they have
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people do the setups for them, because it's like God
forbid you, you know, send someone a DM and they
screenshot it and it gets sent out everywhere. You see
that happen too, and it's like, I don't know, I
don't know this is I don't can you tell? I'm
just kind of over it. It's all good, true tangent.
We've talked about at home pap smears, We've talked about rosters,
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We've talked about dating apps, We've talked about eating horses.
Oh yeah, so yeah, this is a true tangent. I mean,
it's living up to its name. Guys today, Yes, and
I hope everyone enjoyed that. And if you know it's
you guys didn't see this, but we in Kiky and
I and boss Man, we were in Toronto for a
conference and that the panel was about our show, and
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there were like one hundred SI people in this room
to hear about our show and our process and whatever.
And a very well known radio consultant listened for a
week and took notes, and one day, one of his
slides was what we talked about from five am to
ten am, all the top, and it was two rows
of shit, And basically his thing was how do you
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do that?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
How did how is that number one?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Because literally like a rainbow of topics, like there was
not three things. There were thirty things that we talked
about in one day, and not very many of them
were connected. And that's a hard question to answer, like, oh, wow, yeah,
I guess we did, didn't we But we did?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We did?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Coming from a show that was like scheduled, like timed
out like every topic, it's just yeah, I mean like
it works sometimes, but I do feel like you need
to be able to pivot and like we never know
where we're going to get and like I came here
and I wasn't used to that, but it's like I
don't know, it's it's working, I think, so like why
wouldn't we just yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Well, the other argument I would make is you know,
we used to be that show. Like oh really in
the beginning, like when I first started doing mornings, when
I first came here, everything was very structured, and then
I would I was missing shit, you know, because like
what if you're talking about and it drives radio people crazy,
but because you're supposed to, you know, one thought per
segment and all this bullshit. But like my thing was
(30:06):
if we were talking about our favorite coffee and and
people are calling in and then someone's like, you know,
I don't know, I'm a fuck on the fly.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't know. Someone then goes on an offshoot.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
About it cheating on my husband. When I was reading coffee.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Right right, like I got yeah right, Like I was,
I just left my boyfriend's house and I went to
get Starbucks to get and I'm like whoaha, whoa, yeah,
like I want to hear that story, and I would
miss that. I would just skim right over that shit,
let it go, because no, the topic was coffee, ye right,
So like I was missing shit, and so it drives
people crazy. But like if there's a great left turn,
then let's take it. Or if we go down a
(30:43):
road and then it's failing, well then we got ten
other things to get to. I'm not gonna. That's another
I think thing that sometimes radio people do, immediate people do,
is they're committed to the topic, so they just ride
it right, you know, and you can hear it if
you're a radio person especially, I can hear when shows
are begging people call yeah, and it will never be
that show. I'll bring up the topic, I'll give out
(31:04):
the phone number. If it's not getting the kind of
play that we want, then we're gonna move on to
the next thing.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I've heard people like radio people get like pissed at
their audience and be like you need to call or
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's like, whoa, chill the fuck out, Like, just move
on to something else.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well, what do we learned this morning? That the attentions
forty seven seconds. It's people's attention span. So that's probably
the answer to the question of how we got to
thirty topics in a day. Right, It's like, well, because
I don't know that the world is any more focused
than than than we are or lack thereof, So all right, well,
true tangent today, guys.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We'll do another one this week. Man.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I think that's gonna be several in a row. We're
really good at doing our jobs. Thanks for listening.
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