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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay. So I didn't know what we're going to do
on the Tangent, and then it just it came to
me in the form of Jason saying something absurd. So
here we go, hit the intro. It's the Tangent giving
you all this ship we couldn't talk about on the air,
and I guess last week we forgot early in the week,
we forgot to hit the intro. So I said, hit
the intro. There was no intro, so that was cool. Yeah,
because I don't. I don't push the intro. The intro
goes in later. So anyway, that's fine, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You put a lot of trust in people.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
The fact is I do. The fact is I do, okay,
and uh you know the learning curves, you know, yeah, trying, Yeah,
when I call that on the job, training is what
this is around here.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's what we do here.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Maybe hit the intro meant.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know
what else it could have met. But mean, start the intro. Jason,
what was the absurd thing that you just said? I
need I need context?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Kaylin is alleging I would not say no if someone
wanted to pee on me. Like in a sexual way.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I have a famous story about this where I was
asked to do it and I won't. I refuse why.
I don't judge it. I don't judge it at all. Hey, look,
I don't judge anybody. I don't yum anybody's yum. You
do whatever the whatever turns you on, you do that.
Me though, I'm the same guy who turns my sink on.
So you can't hear me pee if I mean someone's
house or if someone's in mind. So no, there's no way.
(01:28):
I don't think I could bring myself to do it.
I don't even think it would come out. Like I
think I would stand there to pee and I would
get pee fright and it wouldn't come out. But why
how does this come up? And why do you why
would you like to experience that? Do you do you
want to be demeaned? No?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't think so. So, Like my thought process was,
it feels good when you pee, right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, but that's like that's you doing the peeing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, But like if I could have someone feel that
good with me, like it feels good and you gotta
pee and you pete right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Does that feel better to you than ejaculating.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, but a good pee, like when it like hurts
almost and then you get to pee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's that's the kind that groologists warn you about. That's
the kind of Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have you ever tried to pee and then it wouldn't
come out because you waited too long?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wait? What you know? That's not good? Guys?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I know, we know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's why we go so much.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We go like an hour commercial camel and I can
go all morning without peeing. But I've never waited so
long that it wouldn't come out.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Like I'll stand there and I'll be like, and it
feels like it's gonna go, and it doesn't, and I
get scared. What if I'm like this for forever?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Come out at all? Okay? So you you you you
would get pete on simply to make someone else feel good, Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If they wanted to. I wouldn't say no. There are
other things I would say no to.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But like, what what's your line?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Like pooped on?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What is if you're willing to share and you don't
have to, like I'm putting you in a spot, But
what is the would you say the most vile thing
that you've been asked to do or may maybe vile maybe,
but like even strange, like what what's the most absurd
thing you've been asked to do? And then and then
I want to know if you're willing to share if
you did or didn't do it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't think anyone's ever asked me to do anything weird,
Like normally, I'm just very boring, Like I've never been
in a situation and where it was something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The same way, I'm very boring. And maybe it's because
I haven't been in that many like serious long long
term relationships. But like when I think back on my
sexual history, it's extensive, but it is pretty fucking basically
it's a.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Lot of a lot of people. But like the same act.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess if you're not with someone
for a long time, you don't have to get that
fancy with it, like the basic shit works in the beginning,
you know, like the stuff that works, Like if it works,
I just go, I just I know what, I know
what I think I can do well, well, I know
what I think is effective, and then so I do it.
And then no one really seems to complain but then
(04:06):
I would imagine after a while then it would be like, well,
let's switch it up a little bit. But I never
get there is never a while, so it never I
don't never have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, I guess it's just like, oh, okay, like we
know what works, so like let's just do that. I
don't know, I've never been like I've never been like, oh,
let's get some candle wax out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What about you guys? Have you been? And again, you
don't have to share this because this was sort of
as is the tangent. We didn't plan this, as there's
a lot of things we do around here, we didn't
plan it. What would what would you say? Is the
most I mean, I think we know one of Paulina's
at least that is, let's talk got the ring? Have
you ever had any disaster with that, any any kind
of like calamity? Has it ever? Macfired Brown? That? No?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Never, But sometimes I I don't want him to like
look when he pulls it out.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's just in case.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, But I'm also like you guys know, like I
have a weird obsession with with colon's and and butts.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Huh no, no, you know, It's funny that you mentioned
that because I I've never heard about your colon fascination. No,
I certainly haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I love a colon, cleans, I love well all of
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So when a laxative, I know that.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, my new one is depositories, like I love them
one I've been loving them so.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like you couldn't get me to electively stick something up
my ass? Oh I couldn't of you guys are just
used to sticking stuff in you, so that's just not
a big deal. But like you could not. You could
not like that if I went to the doctor and
they were like, look, mister Frederick, the only way that
we can solve this problem is you're going to have
to stick something up your ass, Like it would take
everything I had. Like these people who are doing ozempic
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and by these people, I mean you, Paulina, you know
who are doing ozempik. Well, no, you've you've said this openly.
It's not a secret. So you stab yourself. No, I'm not.
I'm not judging at all. It's Frankly, I think for
all the things I've said about ozembic, I wonder if
it's the only way I'm going to get rid of
what remains. That drives me crazy because I can, you know,
run around the lakefront and like you know, nearly have
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a massive coronarya and for some reason, my middle section
doesn't seem to want to reduce. But the point here
is you stab yourself in the stomach with that little thing, right, wait,
a little needle. I don't know that I could bring
myself to do it. I'm a grown ass man. I'm
a six foot five two and thirty five pounds grown
ass man, and I don't know that I could bring
myself to give myself an injection unless it were for survival.
(06:25):
You never said, heroin, what it's been many years. It's
been a lot of years. No, it's been a lot
of years.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I never took heroin.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, it's been a lot And that's how I know
you haven't taken it Heroin. It was that sentence alone
that gave it away from me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wait, but really sticking something up your ass like I
had to stick something on my ass in grease because
I was having some issues, and like you and you could,
you couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
If you need to know, I've never had to in
my whole life. I've never needed to stick anything of my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
ASSA lady wants to peg you, well.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I would you do that? I might wait a long time. No, No,
I'm not going to do it if.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It was like the girl I dreams and she just
has a fetish.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Because that, I don't think that's something that I've never
I've never had a woman ask me to do that
for their benefit. It would be do you want to
do that for you? Like a lot of guys like it,
And again I'm not. I just don't think I could
get out of my own head on it. So I
don't think I would like it. It's not a game.
I just don't think I could bring myself to do it. No,
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I couldn't either, so I but no, no one's ever
been like I really really desperately want to stick my
finger in your ass and then and I said no
to that. No, I've had women say I've had women
want me to play with their ass, and I'm happy
to do that them.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
But we're bluffing though. Caitlin and I have talked about this,
like when we say can I put a finger like
in a man's ask, I don't mean it. And if
you actually let me do what, I might run yeah,
I'm scared why.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I just want to see if you wanted it he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I want to see how far I could get.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
But what if he did?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He does? This is a game I've heard people play
with for I've heard like wives and my friends be like,
he never asked me for anal. You know, I'm kind
of offended. It's like, Okay, then one day he's gonna
ask you for anal and then you're gonna have to
do it because you keep saying this and you don't
really want it. You just it's like he never wants
to do it. It's like he'll know he's never asked
me for it. I'm like, okay, well, then what happens
when he asked why, I'd say no, I'm just defended
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he's never asked. It's like, well, that's a stupid game
to play game, but I think it surprises a lot
of people that I'm ultimately the only thing I'm worried
about is you getting off. And I pointed at Paulina,
so that's yeah, yeah, like I don't give a fuck
what happens. I really don't care if I get off
or I really don't I genuinely don't care. Like, I
get ninety five percent of my satisfaction on believing that
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you got off, which is why I think with that
much motivation to make you happy, if you are bullshitting
me in any way, then that's on you. Like if
you've been a partner with me consistently, unless I'm just
fucking terrible in bed, then if you don't, if you're
not enjoying it, then I'm sorry, that's on you because
I'm try try my fucking damn just over here. So like,
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tell me what you want because I want you to come. Yes, okay,
but I'm not saying my skills are not up to park.
Like it's possible that what I'm doing doesn't work for everybody,
but like I am truly motivated. I am more motivated
for the other person that I am for me.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Not all guys are like you.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah no, I mean I don't know why not, Because
life's a lot better when everybody coming. Yes, put that
on a pillow, I will.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think that everybody needs to.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Come a lot and just don't put it that way.
Life's a lot better when everybody come in. See, we
could stop the issues in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I mean, everybody's just gotta stop. They've got to start.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Something coming, Like there are probably people listening now who
are Maybe someone who's gotten with me was like, it
wasn't that good. That's fine, That's not what I'm saying.
There's a difference between what I'm saying and how it
might be interpreted. I'm not saying I'm good. I'm saying
I want you to be good, and those are two
different things.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Your heart's in the right place, that's.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
What I mean. And I don't understand Thank you, Camlin.
I don't understand why men not this way. I don't
understand why you think it's okay as a dude to
be getting off and rolling over and going to sleep.
I don't know why you think that's good for your life.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
DJ College, I.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't understand that. I don't know why guys don't eat pussy.
I don't know why, Like I don't understand it, Like
I don't understand it. What is wrong with you? I
don't understand it. I don't understand it. Like if you're
with a man who doesn't do that, then you need
to dump him, like it is ridiculous, Like why would
you not want to do that? Now, I know there
(10:30):
are some women who don't like it. I have dated
people who had that's not their favorite thing, but I like.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It, which is nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
So if I'm selfish about one thing, it's I like
that and I want to do that, and I'm a
little worried. I'm a little worried when someone's like, you
can't do that to me, because I'm like, why not?
Why not? What kind of tanking cat situation we got
down there?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
They can always do that to me, right Like.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
There's never a time where I'm gonna say us, why
would I?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'm not stupid there.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
It's an appetizer.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I mean, do you know of women who won't suck dick?
I'm sure I.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Wouldn't be all the women I know who want our
older old ladies, but I think they'd be sucking dick.
They just don't want to admit.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They don't want to make it. They don't want to
know what old ladies are you asking? Are you sucking
what I want?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Who?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Like you? Did you do a survey? No?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, no, I just was like at a couple of
bachelor red parties. And then the older ladies will be.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Like, like, what I never had to do that?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I never had.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Probably like sixty or seventy.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Now, oh so they but they used to.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, because for black women, it it really wasn't a
cool thing until recent you know, really giving Oh yeah,
it was like a very taboo like.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, I don't know that, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh oh, it was like a flex to not do that,
like I don't do Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I was because I don't want you to do it
if you don't want to do it, if I do not,
I do not want like if you're not into it,
I don't want it, like, don't even bother like I'll
do we can and it wouldn't work out, by the way,
but like I know, the worst thing is to get
a low job from somebody who doesn't want to do
it or is not into it. Yep, it's like okay,
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just throwr like just stop, like just stop it right.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Now, bend over, yeah, knock it off.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't know. But you all didn't answer the question,
and again you don't have to. But have you been
asked to do anything sort of outrageous? And again you
don't have The second part of the question is did
you do it? But you don't have to answer that
if you don't want to. I don't want to put
you under pressure, but have you've been asked to do
anything where you're like, really, that's what you want? Because
I'm not aside from someone asking me to pee on them,
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I have not been asked to do anything. I don't
think that's really crazy outrageous.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't think I've been asked to do anything that
has been like shocking to me, maybe like a crazy place,
and I feel like usually I initiate more so than
like we should do this, Like I don't know, there's
nothing that I've said no to.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Jason anything in your days out here in these streets.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I wish though I'm kind of like feel left out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, like no one's ever asked, But this is what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Be careful with that ambition. Be careful being, you know,
feeling left out, because one of these days someone might
ask you to do something and you won't feel left
out anymore. But you might be like, well that's.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just like always wanted someone to have a really
weird turn on and like ask me to do it,
and then I could like do that for that. But
it's not nothing crazy, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And people who like being like disrespected, oh well, yeah,
I love that. I mean but like humiliated. Oh, I
don't mean like told that you're a hoe or something.
I mean like you know that such a slund it's
such a dirty he's dirty? How are you? You're my dirty? Anyway? Whatever? Yeah,
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that one that I mean, whatever, But you know how
I feel about some of this stuff where it's like,
you know, the you know the question that's it's just
a conundrum for me. Who's pussy is this? You're asking
me who's pussy? This is like, well, I mean now
let me. I mean, now, hold on now, if you
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do that, it's your pussy, but like I'm in it,
so I'm currently inhabiting it. So right now it's mine pussy,
but it's still your.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know what they want you to say?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Just play alongs do it?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No? Nothing? Something literal?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh boy, oh boy, it's technically yours.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'll get out of here anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
It's just a game.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So nothing. You haven't been asked do anything really outrageous.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, And I my best friend told me what her
AX asked her to do, and I didn't believe it.
And I don't even think it's like anything crazy or
bad because I've heard of people doing this, but because
I found out that as a man, your g spots
in your ass, I didn't know that, like when I
was like twenty. So basically her ex had asked her
like he got an all fours and looked at oh no,
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said yes and said like.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Will you eat my ass?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I was like, girl, like I was shocked. But
then I found out that in hetero sexual relationships it happens.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I was like, it does it can?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I just wouldn't want my man on all fours I
think would be my issue.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm not eating ass period, Like I just can't. Yeah,
I can't. I'm so I can't. Then you wouldn't ask
for it then, right, No.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No he did it to me, but like that was great,
but like I don't care for it. It's not like
something I ordered.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
You know what I'm saying right now. I don't want
you to ask for something you wouldn't be willing to
do yourself. No, I don't. That's not fair. I don't
play with the ass.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But I know some guys there are suburban legends about
some guys around town that that's their deal, like that's
their jam. They love that, and good for you. Good
for you, I would feel awkward. I would feel awkward,
And there are other ways you can make me very happy,
and I am fine with those ways. Yeah, so again,
and for the people who are like, oh, you know,
and no, it's just I know, I think I know it,
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and you're right. There might be one hundred other things
that I might like that I don't know, but I
just don't think I could get myself there mentally, so
I don't. I'm not gonna try that, but I'll do
it to somebody else. That's the funny thing is, I
don't only want anyone going down near my little booty hole,
but like which I think I have an ugly booty hole.
We've been over that, but I'll eat ask yeah, sure, sure,
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why not? Why not if that's what you if that's
what you want. Again, I also, oh, you know what
else we can talk about this? Yeah, I've known I've
got a super head on. I've noticed this, but I
I guess I didn't know what it was exactly. There
was a term for it. But and I'm curious from
the ladies in the room because you guys can fake it, right,
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and I think I think you often do. And for
a lot of reasons. They're not all sinister. Sure, Sometimes
it's because you want it over. Sometimes you don't like
the guy you know anymore, You're like, this is not
doing it for me or whatever. Sometimes it's just a
very loving, like you know, I want you to get off,
but I'm not in the right now kind of fake.
But have you heard of tenting?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
No, so do too.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now let me see if I can, if I can
define this properly. But essentially I learned this from a
lesbian on TikTok. When you guys come, and I don't
know if this is in every case, but when you
guys come, I don't know if it's your uterus or
what it is, but like there's a part of you
that expands right before your orgasm. And as a man,
you can feel that, especially with your fingers, and I
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have noticed that regularly, you know what I'm saying, But
like I didn't know, I didn't know if that I
didn't realize that was I mean, I knew it was
part of that process, but I didn't know that was
something that not something you could necessarily simulate. Like you
can flex and you know, like arch your back and
do a lot of the things that like are typical
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for a woman who's having an orgasm, but that one
in particular, I guess it's called tenting, and it's an actual,
like physiological response to having an orgasm that you guys have,
And I don't know, maybe some women are able to
like simulate that too, but apparently that's a telltale way
that you're doing something right. Oh and if that happens,
then you're like, do not. If it's happening, whatever you're
fucking doing, do not stop doing It was the advice
(18:13):
that was I was given personally on Tikta Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Shout out to the TikTok lesbians. Yeah, hold on, let
me see you're good for the community.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Let me see this an actual definition of this um
was a medical term. There is home. On a second,
tenting help her vagina to tent men's health Okay. Our
research team recently conducted large survey of sexual behavior in
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America called the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior,
in which we asked women ages fourteen to ninety four
about their sex life. Who's talking to fourteen year olds
about their sex life? That's not I don't know about.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
That, although that's when I lost it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm trying to see where it talks about. Where's the
tent talk? That's read a book or something. Oh, here
we go. One thing men can do to help intercourse
feel more comfortable and pleasurable for women is to spend
more time about ten minutes or more in foreplay. By
building her arousal prior to penetration, her vagina will have
more time to do something called tenting, a process by
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which muscular tension in a woman's body lifts the uterus upwards,
creating more space. Arousing foreplay can also help to embrace
vaginal lubrication, which can help make her sex feel more comfortable, pleasurable,
and satisfying. So apparently, but this tentting, according to this
one lesbian, and I trust her, it's lockstep with pleasure.
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So if that's going on, then you're doing something right.
You're stimulating in the right way. See I taught you
guys some today. You know about your own pussies? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Happy to do it, you know, happy to learn. All right, Well,
I think we'll let Stephanie Spielberg come in here now
work on the cameras or whatever she's doing. Lady, you
know what does this woman. Stephanie Spielberg is a woman
who works for the company. We just met. I just
met her this morning. How long have you known her?
A week?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, we met like two weeks ago on email.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I guess she's in charge of like the camera systems
in the studios for like, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
What's her actual name. I'm getting confused, Nicole Gabriel.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Okay, why'd we call her Stephanie?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You called her Steven Spielberg at first, and then you
realized she was a woman.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think, well, I knew she I'm well aware. I
was always aware she was a woman. She's very feminine,
but I didn't want to correct I called her Steven
Spielberg because she's in charge of the cameras. She's the director.
You named her Stephanie, you just know somebody else said Stephanie.
I don't know, so I just called her Stephanie pan Anyway,
So Spielberg lady works for the company and she puts
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the cameras in the studios for the you know, higher
level products like ours. Oh oh yeah, they spent tens
of dollars on these cameras, I think, And what was
I going with? Oh? So she was here at like
five o'clock this morning, and she still out there, and
then when we leave to make sure everything was right,
and then we leave, she's gonna come in here and
do more work. This woman does not clearly she is
(21:08):
not a full time employee of IR need. She must
be a contractor because that kind of work ethic doesn't
exist except outside this room or inside this room. Rather,
somebody who came here early to make sure that everything
worked properly after working on stuff yesterday. She came in
early beginning of the show because if something was wrong
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then she would be present to fix it. And then
she sat out there all morning to make sure nothing
went wrong, and then when we leave she'll come in
here and work some more. Yep, who is this person
and who where did we find her?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
In icon? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Absolutely, she needs to be protected no time, because, with
the exception of engineer Karen, who's a brilliant angel of
a human being, what they like and we're good with
slav too, yes, but what they like to do around
here is coming around two or three pm, shut everything down,
fix you, I say, fix as every change everything, and
(22:02):
then by about four o'clock so we don't have to
sit in any traffic or maybe even three. Okay, all right,
got I think we're good here and then and then leave.
I came in this morning there were monitors literally unplugged.
There were literally power cords just laying here. Oh my god,
I didn't need that for anything. And then we find
out at five am the next morning, when we go
(22:22):
live in multiple major metropolitan cities if what they did worked,
and then when it does it we can't get a
hold of anybody ncil three pm that day, when the
show's been over for seven hours, to then fix the
thing that they did. So that's what we normally do,
that's the standard operating procedure. But not with Stephanie Nicole Spielberg.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
No, she doesn't mess around.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I just want to I want to salute her.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
And she speaks English, which I love. She doesn't speak
engineer to me. She knows, she knows how to dumb
it down.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well. But here's the problem with Karen, the angel of
all angels of engineering, who works here, and she's actually
a genius, she's certified mensa, truly is a genius. She's
just too she's just too fucking smart to talk to
us like that's what it is. It's like, it's not
that she's trying to speak down to us, because she
knows terms that we don't. She's just flat out not
(23:13):
on our level. She's just not. If you ever met
somebody so smart that it's like talking to you is
laborious for them, like her talking to me and having
to like come down to my level. It's so difficult
for her that she actually physically shakes, like it's just like,
why do I have to talk to this? You know
what I mean. In the kindest, nicest, sweetest way, She's
(23:34):
just not She's operating on like an Elon Musk level.
You look at Elon Musk. The guy can't have him.
He's so weird. It's because he's too damn smart, among
other things. I'm sure Karen, on the other hand, is
not trying to populate the planet with children of her
own the way that Musk is. So I don't want
to make any comparisons to them as from a character standpoint,
(23:54):
I just from the level of intelligence. You know, Karen
is just so smart and she wants us to understand,
but I'm too dumb to understand. So it's like, Karen,
I love you, Just fix it, Just fix it and
then if it works, tell me, dummy it works, and
then we're good. Dang it, I'll go back to my
dummy work. Anyway, I'm glad that we were able to
(24:15):
talk about cameras and tenting and Karen and other weird
things that people do with their butts and things like that.
So there you go, an episode of The Tangent. Thanks
for listening, make us a presept please, if you listen
this far, bless you
Okay. So I didn't know what we're going to do
on the Tangent, and then it just it came to
me in the form of Jason saying something absurd. So
here we go, hit the intro. It's the Tangent giving
you all this ship we couldn't talk about on the air,
and I guess last week we forgot early in the week,
we forgot to hit the intro. So I said, hit
the intro. There was no intro, so that was cool. Yeah,
because I don't. I don't push the intro. The intro
goes in later. So anyway, that's fine, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You put a lot of trust in people.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
The fact is I do. The fact is I do, okay,
and uh you know the learning curves, you know, yeah, trying, Yeah,
when I call that on the job, training is what
this is around here.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's what we do here.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Maybe hit the intro meant.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know
what else it could have met. But mean, start the intro. Jason,
what was the absurd thing that you just said? I
need I need context?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Kaylin is alleging I would not say no if someone
wanted to pee on me. Like in a sexual way.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I have a famous story about this where I was
asked to do it and I won't. I refuse why.
I don't judge it. I don't judge it at all. Hey, look,
I don't judge anybody. I don't yum anybody's yum. You
do whatever the whatever turns you on, you do that.
Me though, I'm the same guy who turns my sink on.
So you can't hear me pee if I mean someone's
house or if someone's in mind. So no, there's no way.
(01:28):
I don't think I could bring myself to do it.
I don't even think it would come out. Like I
think I would stand there to pee and I would
get pee fright and it wouldn't come out. But why
how does this come up? And why do you why
would you like to experience that? Do you do you
want to be demeaned? No?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't think so. So, Like my thought process was,
it feels good when you pee, right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, but that's like that's you doing the peeing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, But like if I could have someone feel that
good with me, like it feels good and you gotta
pee and you pete right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Does that feel better to you than ejaculating.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, but a good pee, like when it like hurts
almost and then you get to pee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's that's the kind that groologists warn you about. That's
the kind of Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have you ever tried to pee and then it wouldn't
come out because you waited too long?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wait? What you know? That's not good? Guys?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I know, we know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's why we go so much.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We go like an hour commercial camel and I can
go all morning without peeing. But I've never waited so
long that it wouldn't come out.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Like I'll stand there and I'll be like, and it
feels like it's gonna go, and it doesn't, and I
get scared. What if I'm like this for forever?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Come out at all? Okay? So you you you you
would get pete on simply to make someone else feel good, Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If they wanted to. I wouldn't say no. There are
other things I would say no to.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But like, what what's your line?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Like pooped on?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What is if you're willing to share and you don't
have to, like I'm putting you in a spot, But
what is the would you say the most vile thing
that you've been asked to do or may maybe vile maybe,
but like even strange, like what what's the most absurd
thing you've been asked to do? And then and then
I want to know if you're willing to share if
you did or didn't do it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't think anyone's ever asked me to do anything weird,
Like normally, I'm just very boring, Like I've never been
in a situation and where it was something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The same way, I'm very boring. And maybe it's because
I haven't been in that many like serious long long
term relationships. But like when I think back on my
sexual history, it's extensive, but it is pretty fucking basically
it's a.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Lot of a lot of people. But like the same act.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess if you're not with someone
for a long time, you don't have to get that
fancy with it, like the basic shit works in the beginning,
you know, like the stuff that works, Like if it works,
I just go, I just I know what, I know
what I think I can do well, well, I know
what I think is effective, and then so I do it.
And then no one really seems to complain but then
(04:06):
I would imagine after a while then it would be like, well,
let's switch it up a little bit. But I never
get there is never a while, so it never I
don't never have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, I guess it's just like, oh, okay, like we
know what works, so like let's just do that. I
don't know, I've never been like I've never been like, oh,
let's get some candle wax out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What about you guys? Have you been? And again, you
don't have to share this because this was sort of
as is the tangent. We didn't plan this, as there's
a lot of things we do around here, we didn't
plan it. What would what would you say? Is the
most I mean, I think we know one of Paulina's
at least that is, let's talk got the ring? Have
you ever had any disaster with that, any any kind
of like calamity? Has it ever? Macfired Brown? That? No?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Never, But sometimes I I don't want him to like
look when he pulls it out.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's just in case.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, But I'm also like you guys know, like I
have a weird obsession with with colon's and and butts.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Huh no, no, you know, It's funny that you mentioned
that because I I've never heard about your colon fascination. No,
I certainly haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I love a colon, cleans, I love well all of
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So when a laxative, I know that.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, my new one is depositories, like I love them
one I've been loving them so.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like you couldn't get me to electively stick something up
my ass? Oh I couldn't of you guys are just
used to sticking stuff in you, so that's just not
a big deal. But like you could not. You could
not like that if I went to the doctor and
they were like, look, mister Frederick, the only way that
we can solve this problem is you're going to have
to stick something up your ass, Like it would take
everything I had. Like these people who are doing ozempic
(05:41):
and by these people, I mean you, Paulina, you know
who are doing ozempik. Well, no, you've you've said this openly.
It's not a secret. So you stab yourself. No, I'm not.
I'm not judging at all. It's Frankly, I think for
all the things I've said about ozembic, I wonder if
it's the only way I'm going to get rid of
what remains. That drives me crazy because I can, you know,
run around the lakefront and like you know, nearly have
(06:03):
a massive coronarya and for some reason, my middle section
doesn't seem to want to reduce. But the point here
is you stab yourself in the stomach with that little thing, right, wait,
a little needle. I don't know that I could bring
myself to do it. I'm a grown ass man. I'm
a six foot five two and thirty five pounds grown
ass man, and I don't know that I could bring
myself to give myself an injection unless it were for survival.
(06:25):
You never said, heroin, what it's been many years. It's
been a lot of years. No, it's been a lot
of years.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I never took heroin.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, it's been a lot And that's how I know
you haven't taken it Heroin. It was that sentence alone
that gave it away from me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wait, but really sticking something up your ass like I
had to stick something on my ass in grease because
I was having some issues, and like you and you could,
you couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
If you need to know, I've never had to in
my whole life. I've never needed to stick anything of my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
ASSA lady wants to peg you, well.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I would you do that? I might wait a long time. No, No,
I'm not going to do it if.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It was like the girl I dreams and she just
has a fetish.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Because that, I don't think that's something that I've never
I've never had a woman ask me to do that
for their benefit. It would be do you want to
do that for you? Like a lot of guys like it,
And again I'm not. I just don't think I could
get out of my own head on it. So I
don't think I would like it. It's not a game.
I just don't think I could bring myself to do it. No,
(07:24):
I couldn't either, so I but no, no one's ever
been like I really really desperately want to stick my
finger in your ass and then and I said no
to that. No, I've had women say I've had women
want me to play with their ass, and I'm happy
to do that them.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
But we're bluffing though. Caitlin and I have talked about this,
like when we say can I put a finger like
in a man's ask, I don't mean it. And if
you actually let me do what, I might run yeah,
I'm scared why.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I just want to see if you wanted it he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I want to see how far I could get.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
But what if he did?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He does? This is a game I've heard people play
with for I've heard like wives and my friends be like,
he never asked me for anal. You know, I'm kind
of offended. It's like, Okay, then one day he's gonna
ask you for anal and then you're gonna have to
do it because you keep saying this and you don't
really want it. You just it's like he never wants
to do it. It's like he'll know he's never asked
me for it. I'm like, okay, well, then what happens
when he asked why, I'd say no, I'm just defended
(08:19):
he's never asked. It's like, well, that's a stupid game
to play game, but I think it surprises a lot
of people that I'm ultimately the only thing I'm worried
about is you getting off. And I pointed at Paulina,
so that's yeah, yeah, like I don't give a fuck
what happens. I really don't care if I get off
or I really don't I genuinely don't care. Like, I
get ninety five percent of my satisfaction on believing that
(08:41):
you got off, which is why I think with that
much motivation to make you happy, if you are bullshitting
me in any way, then that's on you. Like if
you've been a partner with me consistently, unless I'm just
fucking terrible in bed, then if you don't, if you're
not enjoying it, then I'm sorry, that's on you because
I'm try try my fucking damn just over here. So like,
(09:02):
tell me what you want because I want you to come. Yes, okay,
but I'm not saying my skills are not up to park.
Like it's possible that what I'm doing doesn't work for everybody,
but like I am truly motivated. I am more motivated
for the other person that I am for me.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Not all guys are like you.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah no, I mean I don't know why not, Because
life's a lot better when everybody coming. Yes, put that
on a pillow, I will.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think that everybody needs to.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Come a lot and just don't put it that way.
Life's a lot better when everybody come in. See, we
could stop the issues in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I mean, everybody's just gotta stop. They've got to start.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Something coming, Like there are probably people listening now who
are Maybe someone who's gotten with me was like, it
wasn't that good. That's fine, That's not what I'm saying.
There's a difference between what I'm saying and how it
might be interpreted. I'm not saying I'm good. I'm saying
I want you to be good, and those are two
different things.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Your heart's in the right place, that's.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
What I mean. And I don't understand Thank you, Camlin.
I don't understand why men not this way. I don't
understand why you think it's okay as a dude to
be getting off and rolling over and going to sleep.
I don't know why you think that's good for your life.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
DJ College, I.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't understand that. I don't know why guys don't eat pussy.
I don't know why, Like I don't understand it, Like
I don't understand it. What is wrong with you? I
don't understand it. I don't understand it. Like if you're
with a man who doesn't do that, then you need
to dump him, like it is ridiculous, Like why would
you not want to do that? Now, I know there
(10:30):
are some women who don't like it. I have dated
people who had that's not their favorite thing, but I like.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It, which is nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
So if I'm selfish about one thing, it's I like
that and I want to do that, and I'm a
little worried. I'm a little worried when someone's like, you
can't do that to me, because I'm like, why not?
Why not? What kind of tanking cat situation we got
down there?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
They can always do that to me, right Like.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
There's never a time where I'm gonna say us, why
would I?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'm not stupid there.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
It's an appetizer.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I mean, do you know of women who won't suck dick?
I'm sure I.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Wouldn't be all the women I know who want our
older old ladies, but I think they'd be sucking dick.
They just don't want to admit.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They don't want to make it. They don't want to
know what old ladies are you asking? Are you sucking
what I want?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Who?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Like you? Did you do a survey? No?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, no, I just was like at a couple of
bachelor red parties. And then the older ladies will be.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Like, like, what I never had to do that?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I never had.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Probably like sixty or seventy.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Now, oh so they but they used to.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, because for black women, it it really wasn't a
cool thing until recent you know, really giving Oh yeah,
it was like a very taboo like.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, I don't know that, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh oh, it was like a flex to not do that,
like I don't do Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I was because I don't want you to do it
if you don't want to do it, if I do not,
I do not want like if you're not into it,
I don't want it, like, don't even bother like I'll
do we can and it wouldn't work out, by the way,
but like I know, the worst thing is to get
a low job from somebody who doesn't want to do
it or is not into it. Yep, it's like okay,
(12:11):
just throwr like just stop, like just stop it right.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Now, bend over, yeah, knock it off.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't know. But you all didn't answer the question,
and again you don't have to. But have you been
asked to do anything sort of outrageous? And again you
don't have The second part of the question is did
you do it? But you don't have to answer that
if you don't want to. I don't want to put
you under pressure, but have you've been asked to do
anything where you're like, really, that's what you want? Because
I'm not aside from someone asking me to pee on them,
(12:42):
I have not been asked to do anything. I don't
think that's really crazy outrageous.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't think I've been asked to do anything that
has been like shocking to me, maybe like a crazy place,
and I feel like usually I initiate more so than
like we should do this, Like I don't know, there's
nothing that I've said no to.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Jason anything in your days out here in these streets.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I wish though I'm kind of like feel left out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, like no one's ever asked, But this is what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Be careful with that ambition. Be careful being, you know,
feeling left out, because one of these days someone might
ask you to do something and you won't feel left
out anymore. But you might be like, well that's.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just like always wanted someone to have a really
weird turn on and like ask me to do it,
and then I could like do that for that. But
it's not nothing crazy, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And people who like being like disrespected, oh well, yeah,
I love that. I mean but like humiliated. Oh, I
don't mean like told that you're a hoe or something.
I mean like you know that such a slund it's
such a dirty he's dirty? How are you? You're my dirty? Anyway? Whatever? Yeah,
(13:50):
that one that I mean, whatever, But you know how
I feel about some of this stuff where it's like,
you know, the you know the question that's it's just
a conundrum for me. Who's pussy is this? You're asking
me who's pussy? This is like, well, I mean now
let me. I mean, now, hold on now, if you
(14:10):
do that, it's your pussy, but like I'm in it,
so I'm currently inhabiting it. So right now it's mine pussy,
but it's still your.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know what they want you to say?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Just play alongs do it?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No? Nothing? Something literal?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh boy, oh boy, it's technically yours.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'll get out of here anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
It's just a game.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So nothing. You haven't been asked do anything really outrageous.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, And I my best friend told me what her
AX asked her to do, and I didn't believe it.
And I don't even think it's like anything crazy or
bad because I've heard of people doing this, but because
I found out that as a man, your g spots
in your ass, I didn't know that, like when I
was like twenty. So basically her ex had asked her
like he got an all fours and looked at oh no,
(15:06):
said yes and said like.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Will you eat my ass?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I was like, girl, like I was shocked. But
then I found out that in hetero sexual relationships it happens.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I was like, it does it can?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I just wouldn't want my man on all fours I
think would be my issue.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm not eating ass period, Like I just can't. Yeah,
I can't. I'm so I can't. Then you wouldn't ask
for it then, right, No.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No he did it to me, but like that was great,
but like I don't care for it. It's not like
something I ordered.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
You know what I'm saying right now. I don't want
you to ask for something you wouldn't be willing to
do yourself. No, I don't. That's not fair. I don't
play with the ass.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But I know some guys there are suburban legends about
some guys around town that that's their deal, like that's
their jam. They love that, and good for you. Good
for you, I would feel awkward. I would feel awkward,
And there are other ways you can make me very happy,
and I am fine with those ways. Yeah, so again,
and for the people who are like, oh, you know,
and no, it's just I know, I think I know it,
(16:03):
and you're right. There might be one hundred other things
that I might like that I don't know, but I
just don't think I could get myself there mentally, so
I don't. I'm not gonna try that, but I'll do
it to somebody else. That's the funny thing is, I
don't only want anyone going down near my little booty hole,
but like which I think I have an ugly booty hole.
We've been over that, but I'll eat ask yeah, sure, sure,
(16:23):
why not? Why not if that's what you if that's
what you want. Again, I also, oh, you know what
else we can talk about this? Yeah, I've known I've
got a super head on. I've noticed this, but I
I guess I didn't know what it was exactly. There
was a term for it. But and I'm curious from
the ladies in the room because you guys can fake it, right,
(16:45):
and I think I think you often do. And for
a lot of reasons. They're not all sinister. Sure, Sometimes
it's because you want it over. Sometimes you don't like
the guy you know anymore, You're like, this is not
doing it for me or whatever. Sometimes it's just a
very loving, like you know, I want you to get off,
but I'm not in the right now kind of fake.
But have you heard of tenting?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
No, so do too.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now let me see if I can, if I can
define this properly. But essentially I learned this from a
lesbian on TikTok. When you guys come, and I don't
know if this is in every case, but when you
guys come, I don't know if it's your uterus or
what it is, but like there's a part of you
that expands right before your orgasm. And as a man,
you can feel that, especially with your fingers, and I
(17:30):
have noticed that regularly, you know what I'm saying, But
like I didn't know, I didn't know if that I
didn't realize that was I mean, I knew it was
part of that process, but I didn't know that was
something that not something you could necessarily simulate. Like you
can flex and you know, like arch your back and
do a lot of the things that like are typical
(17:51):
for a woman who's having an orgasm, but that one
in particular, I guess it's called tenting, and it's an actual,
like physiological response to having an orgasm that you guys have,
And I don't know, maybe some women are able to
like simulate that too, but apparently that's a telltale way
that you're doing something right. Oh and if that happens,
then you're like, do not. If it's happening, whatever you're
fucking doing, do not stop doing It was the advice
(18:13):
that was I was given personally on Tikta Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Shout out to the TikTok lesbians. Yeah, hold on, let
me see you're good for the community.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Let me see this an actual definition of this um
was a medical term. There is home. On a second,
tenting help her vagina to tent men's health Okay. Our
research team recently conducted large survey of sexual behavior in
(18:43):
America called the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior,
in which we asked women ages fourteen to ninety four
about their sex life. Who's talking to fourteen year olds
about their sex life? That's not I don't know about.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
That, although that's when I lost it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm trying to see where it talks about. Where's the
tent talk? That's read a book or something. Oh, here
we go. One thing men can do to help intercourse
feel more comfortable and pleasurable for women is to spend
more time about ten minutes or more in foreplay. By
building her arousal prior to penetration, her vagina will have
more time to do something called tenting, a process by
(19:18):
which muscular tension in a woman's body lifts the uterus upwards,
creating more space. Arousing foreplay can also help to embrace
vaginal lubrication, which can help make her sex feel more comfortable, pleasurable,
and satisfying. So apparently, but this tentting, according to this
one lesbian, and I trust her, it's lockstep with pleasure.
(19:41):
So if that's going on, then you're doing something right.
You're stimulating in the right way. See I taught you
guys some today. You know about your own pussies? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Happy to do it, you know, happy to learn. All right, Well,
I think we'll let Stephanie Spielberg come in here now
work on the cameras or whatever she's doing. Lady, you
know what does this woman. Stephanie Spielberg is a woman
who works for the company. We just met. I just
met her this morning. How long have you known her?
A week?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, we met like two weeks ago on email.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I guess she's in charge of like the camera systems
in the studios for like, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
What's her actual name. I'm getting confused, Nicole Gabriel.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Okay, why'd we call her Stephanie?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You called her Steven Spielberg at first, and then you
realized she was a woman.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think, well, I knew she I'm well aware. I
was always aware she was a woman. She's very feminine,
but I didn't want to correct I called her Steven
Spielberg because she's in charge of the cameras. She's the director.
You named her Stephanie, you just know somebody else said Stephanie.
I don't know, so I just called her Stephanie pan Anyway,
So Spielberg lady works for the company and she puts
(20:46):
the cameras in the studios for the you know, higher
level products like ours. Oh oh yeah, they spent tens
of dollars on these cameras, I think, And what was
I going with? Oh? So she was here at like
five o'clock this morning, and she still out there, and
then when we leave to make sure everything was right,
and then we leave, she's gonna come in here and
do more work. This woman does not clearly she is
(21:08):
not a full time employee of IR need. She must
be a contractor because that kind of work ethic doesn't
exist except outside this room or inside this room. Rather,
somebody who came here early to make sure that everything
worked properly after working on stuff yesterday. She came in
early beginning of the show because if something was wrong
(21:29):
then she would be present to fix it. And then
she sat out there all morning to make sure nothing
went wrong, and then when we leave she'll come in
here and work some more. Yep, who is this person
and who where did we find her?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
In icon? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Absolutely, she needs to be protected no time, because, with
the exception of engineer Karen, who's a brilliant angel of
a human being, what they like and we're good with
slav too, yes, but what they like to do around
here is coming around two or three pm, shut everything down,
fix you, I say, fix as every change everything, and
(22:02):
then by about four o'clock so we don't have to
sit in any traffic or maybe even three. Okay, all right,
got I think we're good here and then and then leave.
I came in this morning there were monitors literally unplugged.
There were literally power cords just laying here. Oh my god,
I didn't need that for anything. And then we find
out at five am the next morning, when we go
(22:22):
live in multiple major metropolitan cities if what they did worked,
and then when it does it we can't get a
hold of anybody ncil three pm that day, when the
show's been over for seven hours, to then fix the
thing that they did. So that's what we normally do,
that's the standard operating procedure. But not with Stephanie Nicole Spielberg.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
No, she doesn't mess around.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I just want to I want to salute her.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
And she speaks English, which I love. She doesn't speak
engineer to me. She knows, she knows how to dumb
it down.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well. But here's the problem with Karen, the angel of
all angels of engineering, who works here, and she's actually
a genius, she's certified mensa, truly is a genius. She's
just too she's just too fucking smart to talk to
us like that's what it is. It's like, it's not
that she's trying to speak down to us, because she
knows terms that we don't. She's just flat out not
(23:13):
on our level. She's just not. If you ever met
somebody so smart that it's like talking to you is
laborious for them, like her talking to me and having
to like come down to my level. It's so difficult
for her that she actually physically shakes, like it's just like,
why do I have to talk to this? You know
what I mean. In the kindest, nicest, sweetest way, She's
(23:34):
just not She's operating on like an Elon Musk level.
You look at Elon Musk. The guy can't have him.
He's so weird. It's because he's too damn smart, among
other things. I'm sure Karen, on the other hand, is
not trying to populate the planet with children of her
own the way that Musk is. So I don't want
to make any comparisons to them as from a character standpoint,
(23:54):
I just from the level of intelligence. You know, Karen
is just so smart and she wants us to understand,
but I'm too dumb to understand. So it's like, Karen,
I love you, Just fix it, Just fix it and
then if it works, tell me, dummy it works, and
then we're good. Dang it, I'll go back to my
dummy work. Anyway, I'm glad that we were able to
(24:15):
talk about cameras and tenting and Karen and other weird
things that people do with their butts and things like that.
So there you go, an episode of The Tangent. Thanks
for listening, make us a presept please, if you listen
this far, bless you
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