KeKe's Got Confidence

Fred is jealous of KeKe's Confidence

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We like for a tangent, Jason, what's your topic for
the team?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, what are you stick in your body holes? Well,
isn't it your suggestion every week? I have a different
one that was for the tangent. I feel like that's
every every week you suggest that we talk about what's
in our body holes?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
The earhole scraper thing with the camera, and now I'm
upset you did.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wait, hold on a second, let's do the tangent. It's
the tangent with the bread show giving you all we
couldn't talk about on air? What is that ear hole
scraper with a camera?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
So you guys haven't gotten fed these like seeing this
sponsored adds. It's like it's a wife. It connects to
your WiFi to your phone's on a camera on it,
and it's got a little scraper and you put it
in your ear. Let's do it, guys. I found a
big black hair in my ear yesterday and it wasn't
the same color as my own hair.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Where did this hair come?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Thought you weren't supposed to be doing that yourself. I
thought you'd like, if you were going to do the
ear the cameras for it, so you can do it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You again, I still don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I don't know what business I have. Yeah, I don't
have any business inside any of my holes. Like the
issue is inside a hole of my body that there's a
specialist for that, Like I'm not If we have an
internal issue, we're having it treated internally. Sometimes I just
want to, like, what do you watch on your phone?

(01:26):
On an app?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'll record the video next time. I thought about putting
up my notes today just to see.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I don't want to see that. Can you do our ears?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Everyone gets a new tip?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, you're going into just right now.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
With the Q tips. I'm deep in there, you know, right,
that's the video? Feel bad because it packs it in there?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah, a little spoon thing like yes, we're.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Clean, so good in there that like you literally felt
like oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, Like imagine sometimes, you know, because I can't hear
in my left ear.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I had menagetus when I was three. I lost hearing
in my left ear. Sometimes I wonder if my left
ear is like completely packed full of crap because I
wouldn't known it. No, but I clean it, but like
I can't hear in it, so I wouldn't know if
ship there could be like something living in there. I
wouldn't even know. I would have no idea that me
in there. Yeah, away from his No, we're not. No,

(02:29):
you've been trying to get my holes for years and
the answer is still I love you deeply, but the
answer is still know you're not going in my holes. Kiki.
I wanted to bring this up to UH because I
think we can all relate to this a little bit
in the room. But it does sound. I'm doing it
on the podcaststead of on the air because I don't
want the assholes that are going to be like, oh

(02:50):
you gouya seek your big time or whatever, because I
don't think any of us in this room actually think. Well,
I'll speak for myself.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you think you're big time?

Speaker 6 (02:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay I didn't think.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
So, But I mean I'm a little something when I
got here.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, well see that because of all the people in
the room, I could see you being like, I'm kind
of a big deal and meaning what you guys I'm
not making. Kiki has this confidence that I wish I had.
I'm being I'm being honest. You have a different kind
of energy for what you put out there, and people
gravitate towards it because you sell it like you need

(03:23):
to be. You need to know what I'm saying, and
I could use more.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Of that, okay, and saying your big time are different,
very like there's different flex.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
But if you told me you were big time, I
believe that you believed it. That's it's a compliment. Do
you guys know what I'm talking about. You don't know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
Now with the big time, I know that part Kicky
were out, But I said this, I said, if if
I believed in myself the way Kiki believes in herself,
y'all would never see me again. Like I don't know
where I'm going, probably be in the breakfast luber Quik
Kiky Ones.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Sub Riart next to.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Kiki, but I'm for real, I would be like this bitch,
like out of this universe. So I do admire it too.
I get what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, you don't let people, the haters don't bring you down.
You put out there what you put out there, and
it is what it is. You are who you are,
You embrace all parts of who you are. You know,
and I don't. I don't you know. I think we
all have the If it's a talent or an ability.
I think we all have the ability to command, not command.

(04:24):
It doesn't sound right, but people are drawn into what
we're saying or the way that we do it. That's
why we're good at this job, I guess, because it's
not everybody can't This isn't something everybody can.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Do, right, that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
So I do think that we have the ability to
make a not so interesting conversation interesting for fifteen minutes
and people want to listen to it. But I have
a lot of insecurities that make their way out on
the air all the time and in life, and I
just I don't know. I definitely admire the way that
you go about things. However, you are now realizing, as

(04:56):
you are elevating in your career even more that your
family now once in on that a little bit. Oh yeah,
like they want they want you to flex a little
bit so that they can get stuff.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Well I've already yeah, I'm I've always been the Beyonce
in my family, even when I was a little kid
in my mind.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
So this is what I'm talking about right there.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
I can't wait for them to hear this. So yeah,
but now it's like, oh, you're on the friend show.
So like when we go somewhere in the city, if
they don't have a reservation, I'm like, Okay, well let's
just find another spot. And they're all looking at me, like,
but you're a kiky, like you work with Fred and everybody,
so like just tell them that you're here. They're gonna
make a way. And I'm like, that is not how

(05:37):
this works.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Nobody care.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
We're not getting any sooner. We're not getting in any
sooner it yet.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
And it's starting to like really stress me out to
the point where I don't really want to hang out
with y'all because y'all think that I'm supposed to just
make things happen, and that is not how this works
at all. And like even when I take them to
work events or like my friends house parties that we
all have friends in the industry that the host clubs
and stuff, they're like, oh, just call it. Call him
like you guys work together. Like he's at work, bro,

(06:08):
this is not his party, you know what. Somebody hate
him to be here, Kiki.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
There is a difference between being confident and being cocky.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, and that's not that's never been me. Like, and
I'm the first one to tell people that I was
insecure for years to even get on the radio. So like,
that's not me at all, but like, yeah, I'm not
walking into anybody's establishment, Like, hey, let them know that
Kiki from The Fred Show is here.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You know what I mean. That's what by the difference
of saying I'm big time and confident. I don't see
that from Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, I will say for whatever reason, it's stupid, but
it does work. I don't, I don't. I think I
can only think of one time that I actually straight
up were you with me? I don't know who was
with me where I straight up flexed. I think it
was Paris Club back in the day.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And to be honest, I'm like, hey, can I go
in there? And guys like I think there was a
big line Like he's like, I don't remember what it was.
I'm like, here's my card. I had a card at
the time. I'm like, can wes cars? And the way,
you know what someone taught me a long time ago,
and this is actually very savvy is when you want
something from someone and you want a flex, you don't
make it about you. You make it about them. You'd

(07:15):
be like, that's cool, but hey, here's my card. If
you ever need anything, then call me. And all of
a sudden, that changes the whole narrative. And I will say,
that's coming very helpful at times, and I usually don't.
I usually don't do it in the act of trying
to claim the favor. It's usually a favor I'll ask
for later. But the funny thing about that is, in
my experience, there's always one or two people that will
ask you for everything, and then the rest of the

(07:37):
people who you've offered that to will never ask you
for anything. But yeah, it worked the one time I
did it, but I would feel like such a douchebag.
But in my career there have been situations where like
executives like it happened the other day and I couldn't
pull it off. I have pulled it off because they
asked me forty five minutes before and then and then

(07:57):
after I got them into the restaurant they wanted to
go to. They can like assholes anyway, well one person,
but anyway. My thing is like if someone's like, hey,
I really want to go to a LINEA and I
can't get in, and it's asuit. I've had other people
call and say they're with the show to get it done,
and it always works because it works.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, it does. And that's the sad part, what.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Because they always sort of reserve a little something for
a little somebody. You know. I don't know, it just
it works. I hate to say that it works, but
like I've had people call on my behalf and go, hey,
I'm so and so with the Fred Show. Can we
get so and so in? And it always works. But
me standing face to face with people in a restaurant's
packed and there's no table, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
No, my friends try to do that to me, and
I'm like, you guys are fucking embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like they're always like do you know who?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I never know.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Your dad does it, rufio. My mom does it well.
She walks around here, man. She stayed at a hoe.
She stayed at the Virgin Hotel a couple of times ago,
and I walked in and you would have everyone's looking
and all this stuff. I'm like, Mom, what'd you do?
She's like, Oh, that lady over there that's not mowing,
she's a vacuumting she's a huge fan. Go over there
to take a picture where theyr. I'm like, what am
I supposed to do? Go tap around the shoulder and go, hey,

(09:11):
it's me.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You've been waiting.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And she's like, you know, people care, they listening when
I meet you. I'm like maybe, but like I would
hope that if they do, then they'll come to me
and say something right And a lot of people won't.
But I don't want to be the one going I
deserve specially because that's all it sounds like. It sounds
like you deserve special treatment because you're so and so,
and I don't think that right.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Or you get their friends and family that that want
you to be on all the time. I'm like, this
is like we do a radio show for five hours,
Like I just want to relax at some point, can
be like waka waka all day long, just like me.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Box.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
I mean, I was talking about your energy when I
was at your house with your wife, shoes in my
hair and she's like, he doesn't have that at home,
and I'm like, he does.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's so much energy at so much her home.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You could use a little more at home if you want.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He's nap.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
I want to like work on that with you, Like
that's like my my personal project right now. It is
like having because Okay, when you speak, people listen, like
I will give you that.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I hate that you don't believe that about yourself. I
do think you can command room. And again that word
command might be whatever. But I feel like when you speak,
people listen, they gravitate towards you, they like you. So
now let's work on that confidence part. You know what
I'm saying, Like, well.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
There's your life, coach.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
He said he didn't have it, and I want him
to like to feel, you know, like good.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, yes, it's something. I don't think that we're good
as a team. I think we're great as a team.
I actually do think that. I know that sounds very arrogant,
but I do. I think as a team we're really
good at our jobs and individually too. But I just
I don't know. I don't. I think it's part of
the reason it works for me is that I I
there's a lot of guys who do what we do,
who actually think they're tough shit, or they actually think

(10:54):
somehow they're better, or I don't. I just don't like
I I'm grateful, and I'm living a I always wanted
to live, and I'm glad people listen. And sometimes the
thing that makes me the most upset when people misunderstand
what I'm saying. And there are people that think I'm
arrogant because they talk to me once I couldn't fucking
hear them because I'm half deaf. I've gotten that one before.
He's such an asshole. I was trying to talk to

(11:15):
him and you, and he like, one of my friends
came up to you and you didn't even acknowledge. I'm like,
if she came up on my left side, there's a
very good chance I didn't even know she was there.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
And you're taller than everyone else. So it's just like
issues all around.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
And I'm kind of monotone and a little bit tough
to read. So I don't know. I have enough of
a fight as it is, and I'm white. No, I
don't know. I think there's I think there's a lot
of things that a lot of people think about a
lot of things. And I don't know that was to

(11:49):
be funny, but I think people make assumptions about, oh,
apparently I'm rich, and apparently i'm this, and that it's like,
I don't know about any of this ship. The other
thing is if you type in how much does friend
on the radio make? I've done this in Google it
says seven million dollars. Do you want to know why?
Because that was Fred? That is Fred from the Howard
Stern Show. I'm like, I make seven million dollars, Like,

(12:12):
holy shit, where is it somebody give me the money?
I don't know. I think I just think sometimes people
they have a preconceived notion about what they think they
know based on what they think they heard, and it's
not always what you'd want, you know. But I don't
know for some reason I care about that. I probably shouldn't,
but I think all of us in here have a okay,

(12:34):
not Rufo. Everybody but Rufeo has has like a humble confidence.
I just can't see you guys doing anything that would
get back to me. I would be like, you fucking
did that? You know what I mean? Like, and it
happens on other shows where it's like, hey, so and
so is out doing cause the ruckets because of this,
and that's like and it's usually not the person that
you think it would be. It's like the phone screeners

(12:54):
out kissed off because they didn't get half off their
meal or whatever. And it's like I could see Ben
doing that, but no, it is annoying. And my mom
does it because she's proud and she doesn't want anything.
But it's she doesn't realize how embarrassed I am by it.
And I'm glad that she's proud. I'm glad that, especially
in this business, because she didn't want me to do it.

(13:16):
I'm glad that I'm to a point where she's actually
bragging to people about what we do. But uh, yeah, No.
Her latest thing is like she wants concert tickets to everything,
and it's like clean, I'm like, Mom, She's like, well,
you went to three Luke Comb shows. I'm like, yeah,
but he didn't. First of all, he didn't play in Phoenix.
Second of all, Like, okay, that one I could do.

(13:37):
But like, I don't have an unlimited quantity of things
to give you, you know what I mean, Like basically,
if you want anything, go to Jason, because that's why
I have to go to you, go and ask him.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I can't help Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I don't. And that's the problem. If she lived here.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Would be well, Chicago unlocked, Like what was it.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
The other day she was like, someone still wants Travis
Scott tickets and I'm like, well, they're in Dallas. It
was my sister's teacher's kid or something, and I'm like,
I'm like, i'll tell you what. Jason can probably help
you out in Chicago if you come to Chicago. But
I don't you know, it's I'm not I'm not Bryan Seacrest.
They don't give a shit, you know, And I don't

(14:14):
know what's of them.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
You are, well the family, you are, each one of
you guys.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
The other thing people don't realize is nothing's free. Like
like I don't know if you're dealing with this with
your family too, But like if if I ask some
if I asked Jason to ask somebody to do something
that's a little extra, I expect that it's going to
come back to Jason or to me or to the
radio station, that there's there's going to be a time
where the favor gets redeemed. Oh yes, And I had

(14:41):
a mentor of mine at one point. I remember I
asked him for something once. I was like, hey, can
you do this for me? And he goes, I can,
but I'm not going to and I was like why,
and he was like, because I don't want to owe
that guy, because because the difference between you know, you
getting into this or doing that and what he's going
to ask me to do are not even the same.
Like you know, you're you're going to get to go

(15:02):
into you know, I don't know, sait. Of course I
did some game and I'm gonna have to fucking get
this guy, you know, to meet the president. You know
what I mean. It's like all favors are not equal,
and I don't know. That's something that people don't seem
to understand, is like I don't I don't want to
own it. I never want to owe anybody anything. So
it's sort of it's just not that simple.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's sad. I just like to give stuff that I
have to people want to go. I would never sit
here and be like, well if I give you these,
then you need to like I would never know You're
not that way.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
But you know, people, people from whom they get those
things that will later come back and go, hey remember
that time I did. And it's like no, because I
don't keep score like that, right, Yeah, I can't because
I'm with you. If if if if there's something we
can do and it can be done, then we'll do
Then we'll do it because that's cool. That's part of

(15:52):
the perks of this thing. But like, I don't I
don't think I've ever gone back to anybody and been like, hey,
remember that time that I got your kid into. Half
the time peoplen't even rememb remember what we that doesn't matter, or.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
They complain like, oh, the tickets are free, but where
am I sitting. I don't care anymore.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I don't play that anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
In the building.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
That's the word.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I just I just tell people when we do stuff
for him, I'm just like, hey, maybe we can get
it for you, but it made it's free, so it's free.
You know what that encompasses. So I just set it up.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
That's actually grateful. Right when you tell them, they're like, hey,
either way, I'm happy with that. But if they ever
come back with that with like the shitty seas.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Or whatever, yeah, I don't know anyway, moral the story
as I admire you, Kiki, and I need to be
more like you.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Keep that content coming king Yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, what's next, and we're going to eat lunch and
people get to watch that.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I want to see Gideon.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yes, oh yeah, we'll do some videos with Gideon.
Oh Gideon is Yeah, he's gonna kick my fucking ass,
this guy. But it's time. It's time. I'm fat and
I need to be not fat.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
You should go TikTok live for your workout.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You know, that's the end of my life. You might
be watching.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
The Glizzy guy did the one hundred and sixty Glizzies.
What is it they want TikTok where they're like, oh
heart emoji, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yeah, they act like.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
They're like an ai.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah yeah, like oh my god, Glizzy.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't know, why are you talking about Glizzy?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
I do.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
You know how he got there because he saw about
going live and that's what I that's what I remember.
It's like this, this guy does these whatever like things
with the heart and then some guy game one hundred
and sixty Glizzies.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
He was he was like, Glizzy, you guys haven't seen
this video.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
My god, algorithm, I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Get a lot of Glizzies on mine.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I'm tellus I wanted to.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Start going live in here, like during the show on TikTok,
but like I would be scared during the commercial breaks, right.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
But it gets crazy stuff. We'll be talking wild, and
I don't want any of us to get got.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm actually like, to be honest, I start with this
guy tomorrow. I'm actually a little embarrassed, like it's going
to be ugly. I'm just not. I'm just not. I
haven't done really much of fucking anything as a human being.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
I'm kind of promised you're not the worst.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, I told him. I was like, you know, we're
kind of starting from scratch here, and he's trying to
make me feel good about it because he wants me
to be a client but.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
You're paying him.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, right, there's that, but it's not. I just I'm
kind of like, I don't know if the words are shamed,
but I'm kind of disappointed to myself for letting it
get this far. Like I was on a roll for
so long and then COVID and I can't go to
the gym and a my trainer left, and ah, fuck it.
I'll get around to it, and it's.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Just happens right there with you, But it happens.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Man.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I need to start getting back into the gym, or.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Do I know?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
And I can't afford a trainer.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
So can if you see me like behind one of
the workout machines, just watching you too.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
No you didn't, Okay, Yeah, can you just go live
so I can.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Work out with you?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
We need this. Shit's expensive, I'll be honest, it's expensive.
And but I'm investing. And I know this sounds cheesy,
but I'm investing in myself. I really am, because I know, Kiki,
I'm investing in myself. Yes, because I know my limitations.
Like I just for whatever I have discipline in so
many areas in my life. I for whatever reason, I

(19:15):
cannot convince myself to be consistent or efficient at the gym.
And I can talk myself even if I go, I
can talk myself out of working hard. Yeah. So I
know my limitations. So I saw like, this is how
much it costs.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
I'm like, hey, invest in us, then you'll come in
here and show us a couple moves, no.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Positions and moves.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, I ask them how I can get an.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Ass Okay, Well, but that's the other thing. All this
stuff is available for free, Like you could. You can
honestly go on YouTube and just follow them along with
workout plans, and if you have discipline, you're fine. I
just don't.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I've tried.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I know that I need somebody to show up. I
know I need to pay them, and I know they
need to push me. And hopefully it's not like that forever.
Hopefully I get back on track and then I can
maybe go to one time a week and maybe I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Not at all, But you're doing more than once a week.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Twice a week. Oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You are about to be outside.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Just in time for winter.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
That's when that's when they're mad, you know what I'm saying.
That's when the beach bodies are made in the winter time.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's why I love CrossFit so much.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It was because they're pushing you, like that's a call,
like other people are holding you accountable, Like someone's telling
you what to do and you do it. Like when
I when I stopped doing Crossman and try to get
back in the gym, like I was like, you was like,
I think I did enough for today. I walked in
the building and didn't fuck you nothing.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah right, I.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Let me oops here, Oh that's a good workouts here.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Angie and I used to go the years and years ago,
we used to go to the East Band Club and
we would individually work out for like an hour, she'd
go do something, I would go play basketball or whatever,
and then we'd we'd in the bar and drink for
two three hours. Get like So that would just right.
And it wasn't even like you could argue, well, you
were gonna drink anyway, No, I wasn't. It was Monday,

(20:59):
No I wasn't. Yeah, so no, but it was nice bonding.
But it I think I got fatter and broker as a.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Results of doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah. That the problem with that place is it's stuck
in nineteen seventy. Maybe it's not anymore, but years ago
I was like, dude, like, where are we?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like, you know, I just go to the pool when
I get invited.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, I've heard there's a weird sheen over the pool
of like god knows what screen. But that's the same
as any public pool, I think.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, anyway, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Sure the Soho House pool is that way. I wouldn't
know because I can't get anywhere close to it because
I don't get there at six forty five in the
morning and reserve my shit because I have a job. Anyway,
So we'll see how it goes. Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I can convince Gideon to do like a pro bund,
like can you take us on as a charity case,
because I am a charity case I honestly, and I

(21:53):
don't know. I'm going to be the guy with like
the weights that like are for women, the two and
a half. Yeah, like the ones that are covered the
foam or with plastics, the one that the eighty year
old nanas are out there like throwing around like it's nothing.
That's going to be me working out and sweating. I know,

(22:13):
you got it, friend, I know, thank you got Chicago. Yeah,
thank you. Maybe maybe that'll help. Maybe I'll be more
confident when I when I when I can sort of
begin to see where my abs live, Like I won't
see abs, but maybe I could see like sort of
where they live. Oh you know what I mean, Like
they're there somewhere, but they're deep, they're hidden, They're they're

(22:36):
hibernating and the winter and every other time of year.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Two are you going to change your eating too or
are you just gonna.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, I mean a little a little bit. But part
of the reason I'm doing this is because I I
don't want to have to like go a lot of
this is diet, right.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Why they say seventy percent is diet.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, But like when I was working out with April,
it all kind of worked together. Like I was working
on I was seeing results, so then I didn't want
to eat as much shitty food because I was seeing
the results. And then I knew she'd know if I
was fucking around. But then I also like the trainers
have a weird sense of They'll be like, I think
it's like moms. They don't really know if you fucked up,

(23:14):
but when they say you fucked up and then you
react like you fucked up, then they know you fucked up,
you know what I mean. Like April be like, you
went to McDonald's for lunch, and I'm like, how the fuck?
I mean, I mean, yeah, but like how the fuck?
And she'd be like, I didn't know. I just said
that because it just looked like it. But trainers have
this way of knowing if you're up to something, it's
probably just like probably because you just look guilty. But no,

(23:35):
it all seems to work together. Yeah, But part of
the reason I'm doing this iscause I don't want to
have to go weight watchers.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know, No, I want to be able to eat.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
What that's what I mean. Like, I don't want to
go to a restaurant and be like, well, I can't
eat that, you know, unless it makes me shit my pants.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Right, some people eat to live, but like I live
to eat, like it is such a tree for me.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
And you know, there's the wee go V and there's
the you know, there's there's a lot of things I
guess I can do to get a jump start, but
the problem is if I don't actually change the routine,
it's just going to come back.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, it's good for your inner health too, like your horror.
I mean, it's it's all good.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah. I was in a less anxious mood when I
was consistently working out too. So there's a lot of
reasons I gotta do. It helps a lot, But basically
I just want to get laid more. And uh, when
I do get laid I want them to be like, oh,
it's all right, you know, yeah, like that was all
right to look at.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Do you leave the lights on?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
If I'm looking away, Gideon's gonna make me look. Yeah,
I'm going to leave my socks on and the lights on. Yes, yeah,
socks on, lights on?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, and sleeps and socks.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Json what it's comfy socks.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, we keep the socks on. Yeah, that's weird, Mike,
doesn't I do. Okay, that's that's a weird one.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
That is weird when you're sleeping let them breathe.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I did have that one girl I dated whose dog
used to lick my toes when I was going down
on her.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh no, giggling as you're down there, I'd be like.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
So I probably should have worn socks and it would
have avoided that. Oh but yeah, like because you know,
I mean, I'm I'm not a small person. So I
think she had a queen's size bed, and so like
she she would lay there, you know, like and then
I'm where I need to be, and then half my
body is and I'm doing my deal and it's oh yeah, yeah,

(25:23):
yeah yeah, and then and then the dog and I'm like,
your dog is licking my feet?

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Yeah, I can't even if the dog's by the door,
it makes me am.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I get in. I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I did it this one girl a long time ago,
and she had a big, big, big dog. I don't
know what kind of dog it was. It was a
big and I loved him, big big dog, but he
had human sized eyes and he would lay there in
his bed and he didn't do anything, like he wasn't
trying to get in the way, but he'd just look.
He'd be watching, and he wasn't like a little, you know,
shit suit with little tiny eyes. I mean, this is
like a big ass dog and he's looking at you

(25:57):
with human eyes like you ain't banging my I'm right
or whatever he's thinking. And I don't know what he.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Was thinking, but I could not with chance like he
used to be a person. I'm sure of it, and
like I just look at him and there's more going
on there.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I could never Yeah, it would be like like incest
or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's like a cock. Yeah, like go like your balls
or something. I don't know. Like that would be even
weirder actually, but this is very weird anyway.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
With the animals in the room.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So what we learned today we learned I'm getting a trainer.
Keiki has amazing confidence. It's weird when when dogs like
your feet when you're performing filat show. Uh, it's weird
when dogs look at you when you're fucking What else
do we learn anything? Else, Pauline is going to help
me with the confidence?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, apparently life.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, you're a life coach. I mean, why not add
that to your resume.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
Listen, it's I haven't had like a thing in a while,
and I think it's time to bring something around.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
And this I don't mean this about you, but I've
met a few lately. Like I sat next to a
woman on a plane recently and she's like, yeah, I'm
a life coach, and I desperately wanted to know what
the fuck is your one are the credentials.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
But what makes you that much decide?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Like tell me that you're you must be crushing it
at life if you're telling other people how to live.
And the fact is, I don't know that this person was.
Maybe that makes him a better life coach. I don't know.
But you don't have to be licensed. You can. I
think you can be, but I don't even know how
you get licensed. But you don't have to be a
psychologist or a psychiatrist or a therapist, or you don't
need any training whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
No, I think my personal opinion is you got to
be charismatic, right, like right, because you.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Could be a life coach.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I'm not at all.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
You're charismatic, sir.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
This is not a charismatic woman on the side, I agree,
you're very charismstic. I can't even pronounce stuff right, like
I can't command.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
To rudn't have it any other way.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Thank you, thank you. I'd be trying.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I really that's not a single like matchmaker. I feel
like it's one of those things. It's like I don't know,
like what made you that?

Speaker 8 (27:55):
Like why are you a life coach or a matchmaker
or like like like that one guy we did an
interview with whatever we did a bad Land like why
are you a certified or whatever you are?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Like you just got me to coach having a baby.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
If that dude hadn't been on The Bachelor ten times,
a Bachelor and Paradise Bachelorette, Bachelor, whatever. I don't know
if anyone's paying any attention to him at all.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
He didn't pay attention to us when we were talking.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I thought I was supposed to be inspired by this,
like you're not selling it like a sweep.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah that was great.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, that one was a little perplexing to me. But
a lot of people listen to his podcast apparently.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Well, remember we wanted other people to like also be
involved with other reality people and he was like, no,
I'm doing it by myself.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
But then acted like he hated us.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
So that was tight, very weird experience.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
That was a weird one. But yeah, you got people
out there, Oh I'm a life coach, like, oh huh right, yeah, interesting.
But I guess mm hmm, I guess I kind of
would want to see your resume then, like, you must
be you must be absolutely crushing it at live what's
that like? But at the same time, sometimes people who
are not crushing it, like I give great relationship advice
and I'm a fucking relationships I'm just a total thuck.

(29:03):
But I have great perspective on other people's relationships. I
really do. I if I do say so myself, I'm
a fucking rat at relationship advice. And I'm usually right too,
and people don't want to admit it at the time,
but I'm usually right, damn. I think it's that pessimistic
side of me though, I'm willing to be skeptical where
a lot of people don't want to tell you something

(29:25):
negative about your relationship because they know you're gonna get pissed.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, I'm an honest friend.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's like everybody wants to tell you good things because
they want to be supportive. Nobody wants to tell you,
like that guy's an asshole and it's not going to work.
Nobody wants to say that in case they're wrong. But
sometimes people need to hear that they do. And sometimes
I've said it before and I guess, I guess there's
still an asshole, but it did work out or by
whatever definition, and then you've lost kind of lost a

(29:50):
friend or you don't want to hang out against you. Yeah, right, right, exactly. Anyway, Okay,
we'll add that to the list of things we learned today.
Life coaching, any credentials whatsoever you get ship. We give
relationship advice all morning. We're not licensed to do ship.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
We're life coaches.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
You shouldn't do that every morning. Actually, doctor love, doctor love,
relationship advice from Fred.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, No, we mixed enough of it in. I'm just
happy with my new segment morality Monday. Should we keep
up with that one morality Monday? Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
And then what titties Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh yeah, because it has to have a literation. Yeah,
oh yeah, what's what is Titty's Tuesday going to be
just everyone's titties. Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I got to go back to the drawing board on
that one, but I would like that I'll start.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I'm sure you guys have all because I only have
ten stories. But I I the final days and I'm
trying to think how to tell the story. I don't
really give a ship. My final days in Charlotte were
a little tumultuous. This is right before I found out
I got this job. I didn't know this job existed.
And the guy, the dude who was an amazing well

(31:02):
actually yeah, the guy running the radio stations there got
fired and they replaced him with like two or three
different guys that didn't work out. And the last guy
was the biggest cheese stick of them all. Like this
guy fucking sucked and just so full of shit. Not
a good person, like just bad. And he was one
of these guys that ran the sales side, but he
also apparently was a programming expert to so he knew

(31:24):
whatever radio station should be doing, unlike the expert that
was in place to run the radio stations. But this
dude told me, and I was on a top forty
station targeting younger women, eighteen to thirty four was our
target females. And he comes to me one day and
he says, Hey, you know, there's this this morning show
that I used to work with in this city and

(31:47):
they're fucking awesome, and I need you to listen to
them and really take more from like what they're doing
for your show, because your show'd be a lot better
if you were like theirs. And I was like, well,
that show's on a rock station and it's targeting fifty
year old men. I was like, I don't know that.
I think the content. He's like, well, I need you
to listen to it, and I need you to come
back tomorrow and tell me what you heard. Okay. So
I listened and I come back. This is titty Tuesday

(32:10):
kind of yeah. And I see him in the hallway
and he goes, hey, Fred, what'd you what'd you hear?
I said, well, Dick ed, I heard a segment called shave,
trimmed or jungle and all you had to do. Women
would call and then speak, and then all the men
in the room would guess how they groomed their vaginas.
And he goes, dude, that's a great bit. When do

(32:32):
you start? He wanted me to do that on it
with and it's funny. I mean, it kind of makes
me laugh, but at the same time like no, like
are you fucking kidding me? Like can you imagine? Can
you the ship that people complain about? Now? Like hmm,
hold on, speak a little longer.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I would like to say.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It sounds sounds bare than me. What do you guys think?
I don't know? Anyway, So we didn't wind up doing shave,
trimmed or jungle. And then about a week later I
got this job. And the best part of that story
is the day before I got this job, he told
my boss to fire me, and then he said this
guy doesn't have it, like, get rid of him. This

(33:13):
is no bullshit. And my boss came to me, no, no, no.
Then the next day they call and they don't they
circumvent all those assholes. They just came right to me,
like you want to come to Chicago. I'm like, yep.
And then they call him and say, hey, we're plucking him.
He's coming to Chicago. That dude couldn't get in the
studio fast enough to tell me how I was the
future of the business and how he should be running
our syndication, and he believes in me, and I was

(33:34):
going to be a superstar Ryan Seacrest, all this shit,
and my boss is standing there like he wanted to
fire you yesterday, he wanted me to fire you. And
now he's taken all the credit.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Where's that guy?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I know, selling fucking used cars. I don't know. I know,
I don't know. What he's doing, doesn't matter. He's a
shitty individual. No, I mean, I don't wish anything poorly
against him personally. I just I don't like people like that.
But that reminds me a titty Tuesday. So anyway, so
titty Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, Rufiel walked back in just for titty Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, we're gonna we got morality Monday. We're gonna do
a titty Tuesday. We're gonna do wang out Wednesday. Whang
out Wednesday. We're like we our dicks are out. And
then you guys just one boob, just one boob, just
hanging out.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Right just the left.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
No, they get Tuesday, we get Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Oh, titty Tuesday. Yeah, wang out it's fine away. Oh god,
that was Tuesday, Tuesday and Wednesday, greedy assholes. No that
what's your Thursday. Beat Thursday should be uh like like
taint Thursday.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Thursday.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Everybody put their teeth.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I have a teen the other day. It's the real
estate between the two. He's like, no, no, I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
You really asked her if she has a taint?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, like I thought, oh gosh, I didn't think there
was a little room between your bootyhole.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What do you think the slit just goes from the
top to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It was just like open, there's lap in between flap.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I mean, yeah, the space right.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Like foldy.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Hey, that's what Dave Matthews singing in space between?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, but you thought the holes were kind.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Of I thought it was all kind of flappy.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, so just everything came out of it was just
one big slip.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, you've had sex with women, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's the most amazing part of this. And then okay,
so what is is it? Taint Thursday? It just rolls
off the tongue and then went like fuck Friday, No
one where Friday. We're so wacky.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, that's just Friday. Hey, you have to let it breathe.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You know what the problem is. There's probably some morning
show take a note.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Anyway, we're joking and you want to get down pretty good.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
It's freeball every day for Paulina apparently.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
So I mean, listen, sometimes nice breeze.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
As you she's literally breezing her cross right now. So
ribs in your jeans?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Why do you think rip.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Don't wear the ripped ones when it or do it?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
And jeans sounds pain It is it is, but you
do it anyway.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
Sometimes I forget to put on the because I'm getting dressed.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
In the morning, get on underwear.

Speaker 8 (36:37):
You don't just got out of the shower and then
you're like putting your jeans on strip remind me, Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I mean, I've forgotten to rush my teeth if I'm
gonna hurry, I've forgotten to put on deodorant. I've never
forgotten to put on under Yeah, I have myones. I've
never forgotten my chones.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
Yeah, sometimes I do, and not on purpose, but like
sometimes literally I'm gonna rush or like or if like
your underwear is not clean. You know, you don't want
wear the granny panties because I'm gonna have the lines,
So I'd rather just were not.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
It just sounds like it hurts.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's Okay, you ever have that problem? Can you ever
forget your chonies?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
No, that's a lot of loose stuff moving proper place.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I would be like forgetting to wear a brawl, I
would think that's that would be hard to do. Like
forgetting to put it on, I would forget.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah, they don't let me forget the way you.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Put the braw on, but not the bottom part.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
I told you were on the floor to pick them up.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
But I mean, how do you We're in the underwear
area now, like we're handling underwears into exactly, it's a
two part deal, Like how do we forget to complicated
this is all complicated stuff.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Nobody, you're underwear into the bathroom when you take a shower,
like your new underwear, Like.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
You get dress in the shower, Like.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Like I put my underwear on after I take a shower, Yeah,
in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
In the bathroom, I get ready in the room.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I just I just want there's nobody there, but I
can see I could see that, Like if I'm if
someone's a the house and I'm trying not to disturb them,
I'll put everything in the bathroom such that like when
I come out, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
You guys are very courteous naked.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
No matter I'm naking loud with the naked.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's the noise, like I don't want to miss naked.
I gave up.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, yeah, I doesn't get mad, get mad.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
He's on the floor tough, and he's toughing, he's rolling around.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's I will say that. That is one of the
worst parts about being in a relationship for me is
walking out the door and saying goodbye to the person
I'm dating who's like comfortably in bed sleep.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
I'm like, it makes me want to put the pillow
over their face and just go n night.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Got to wake them up, and.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You wake them up, my guy.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
The whole house is up, the dog is up. I'm
turning on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I'm singing.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
The lights are the lights are dart exactly same.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I go. I'll close the door to the bathroom before
I'll turn the light on it. I go out of
my way not to make any noise. And then you
got to say goodbye. You gotta go over and give
the kiss goodbye or whatever. And they're just they're just all, uh.
Itpends if he walks me to the car, yes, walk, Yes,
he got to the car at three o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
That would be nice. When I first started on the show,
he used to do that, and then I think he
was on Wake.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Up like hey, go start my car.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yeah, and so until we get a kiss.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
But this is what I'm talking about, like you just
you just you teach people how to treat you when
they do it. You should if I were like, hey, baby,
like my coffee should be ready, right, and they'd be
like fuck you. Like I've never dated anybody who would
be like, let me make sure I get up and
and see you out the door. Usually it's like, hey,
you made too much noise. I would be scared to

(39:53):
go home.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
It lasted for a week, but he didn't. He doesn't
do it anymore. That's why it's hello, wake up time.
When I get ready to go tiktoks on, I'm walking
out the lights around, I'm singing everything.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Wow, yeahs would be homeless.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm trying to get in and out. I'm just trying
to get out of there, like oh yeah, like like
tiptoe and right in the door, so oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Does he ever say anything, No, he's he's over me,
like he's just like this is what she's gonna do, like,
and he gets me back. He gets me back, Oh yes,
when I'm like trying to take a nap in the
middle of the day and he's just so happy to
see the dog, like they have to be so loud.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
It's just like, yeah, okay, yeah, opportunities.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
We're both Sagittarius. Trust me, he's just satoo. Yes, his
birthdays a week after mine, where he's just as petty
as I am.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We got three sages up in there. Well, no, wait
for we got four sad your sage, aren't you? Yes,
we got four sages. Because I get confused because supposedly
I'm on the cusp.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
No, you're right in the middle, am I? Yeah, because
that's somebody starts on the twenty second or something like that.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Ye, well that's in the middle then that that's kind
of close. No, you're right in the beginning.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
You have a little bit of the scorpio down there too.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People people have said to
me before that I'm on the cusp. Scorpios are crazy.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yeah, they like have a lot of like going on behind.
But Shelley's a Scorpio and she's like, doesn't give me
scorpio at all, So it's very confused.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Still, water's run deep. You know how I feel about Shelley.
I love Shelley so much. That's the saying, though steel
Water's run deep.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
From so it means like there's perfect like if the.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, what's going there's a lot going on in old show.
But Shelley said, I tell you, yeah, she's she's a
thinker too.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
She's a thinker. But I guess I don't. I don't
get a crazy but but hey, no.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I wouldn't say crazy, but U this is the potential, Okay,
I mean it takes one to know one.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, listen, I don't and I am crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
But she's probably listening to this. I turned her mic off,
so you don't get to speak. We call you crazy.
You don't get to speak. All right, guys, there's the Tan.
You have a good day.