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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to do a tang. Yeah, you know what
(00:02):
I want to do A chance to a tang hit
the intro, Paulina, it's the tangent giving you all this
ship we couldn't talk about on the air, all right,
So this is I guess the part two Tang because
we were talking it was a very in depth conversation,
very deep, very in depth, very insightful conversation about AI
that we had earlier in the week. I don't know
if you recall they got into AI because we're we're
(00:24):
on the cutting edge of everything that society is facing
right here on the Fred show. AI's next I am.
My understanding is they're working on an AI version of
the show behind the scenes. That would we would just
get wiped out and they would just use AI Fred
and AI Caitlin, AI Kiki adjacent. Oh, Jason, you probably
still have to work here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. They'd be like, you now have to like watch
all the AI.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, yeah, yeah, you have to watch the AI version
of yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes, serve them like pancakes every day.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah right, exactly. Yeah, you have to, like you have
to be down like we were a couple of weeks
ago under the console together wiring the radio station.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Under the ais, which you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know that you've been trying to get me out
of the under the console for some time now, and it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Didn't turn out the way it did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My dream was out there pulling wires out, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So yes I was, and I didn't respect that.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I didn't. I'm sorry I didn't work out. However, we
said in the last tangent that we would today outline
if we were to create a perfect AI partner for ourselves,
then what would that look like? Because I firmly believe
that it is. It's already happening where people can can
(01:37):
design or sort of a buy into these AI fantasies,
you know. And and I guess there's already versions of
AI communication going on and people are using it for therapy, Paulina,
I guess. I guess. I know that we're headed to
a place where you could get some form of companionship
and fulfillment from AI. And I would imagine that you
(01:59):
could perfect it to be whatever it is that you want.
So Kiki, well, you're I'm going left to right and
you're right there. So I realize you're engaged, and so
you've obviously found your perfect partner. Well, because no human obviously,
no human is going to be perfect. We're all making
we're all making sacrifices and compromises, and people are making
(02:20):
them for us. But if you were to, what would
be the qualities that you would want if you were
designing your your perfect partner in AI? Unlimited wealth Okay,
tall loves God, no kids, no family, so it's wouldn't
(02:41):
have no family a I. So wouldn't be any kids
or family, don't Well you don't know that. Well I
do know that because it's a computer.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, I'm going to start having We're going to have
the sex, and they're going to have a ton of.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Little AI running around.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
We're only getting stronger, they're only going to How do
you think we started humanity? There's only one of us.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Right, Well, we're mammals and so and we have reproduction.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
But if the AI, we have sex with the AI,
there's a hybrid AI human being person.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But the AI has to have come Okay, three D prints. Okay,
so no side families for your.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
At all for this one, rich, Yes, no family at all.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh you know, my mom makes a joke all the time,
like she says it out loud, because she says a
lot of things out loud now that I wish that
she wouldn't, but she she says that she wants me
to find a partner that their family was not painfully
killed in some form of accident, so that she just
has to become part of our family, such that my
(03:49):
mom doesn't have to deal with any in laws or
share holidays or grandchildren or anything. She actually says this
out loud. She's like, I wish you'd find somebody who
their family right in orphan, right seriously, so honestly, fuck
she wants me to be with a orphan She does,
(04:10):
because let's think about this, Like, think about this. I mean,
you gotta there are a lot of people out there.
I know, Polina, you like your in laws, but there
are a lot of people out there that don't like them.
And so imagine if you, you know, if you didn't
have to go to their house for holidays, you didn't
have to fuck with them at all, you didn't have
to invite them to ship. That's what my mom wants.
(04:30):
But she wants you to be not hopefully it was.
It was tragic, but not painful.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I don't know how like the pool is for the
you know, like you're taking options for orphans.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She didn't want anyone to suffer. I mean, I think
it's very nice. It's a very nice way to create
this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, there's got to be so much trauma with that, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She gotta get a about that because I would have
to deal with that. She doesn't. All I know is
that Christmas is in her house. So that's all that's cousins,
That's all she's worried about. Yeah, none of oh no,
like no, the entire family was eradicated somehow, Like it's
just yeah, all right, So Kaitlin.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
My AI boyfriend would have like a little AI like
pilot job for AI flights and they would travel a
lot and be gone a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay. So you're saying that your AI boyfriend would require
no maintenance basically.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Be gone a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, So you would.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Just alone, which is how I like.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, all right, So then you would just unplug it
a tongue for what I wanted to me up home.
(05:59):
It's fun all right.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Again, uh my would be a little a little guy.
I like, I like short king, so be a little
short king Ai. I agree with kik he needs to
have a lot of money because y'all knowing paying for nothing.
I do know, I do know that the difference from
my current situation is I would have someone that is funny,
because I don't think Mike is funny and I don't
(06:22):
think he wants like I don't know, I like someone
that like I want to. It's like I don't know,
like like romantic, right, Like I want to a romantic
AI like Mike is like so straight man that like
that's like the.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
One thing that I miss about him as I wish,
okay he.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Was that like hell a beautiful text in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or like money, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He tends to respond text like a.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That goes on one hundred flowers and sends you, you know,
a little a little arrangement every now and again, that
kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
AI.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, I call little chips.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Micro chip out ye me a little microches sound sharp? Easier?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, Paulia is wrong with us. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm selling silly and goofy is silly, wacky.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Some of my best work anyway, What what would be
your AI? Your AI boyfriend, your AI partner?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He would definitely be hispanic probably because like that's just
what I like.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I like what I like.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You know, what else would he do? I would like
to keep him in the first responder category if he
has a job, he will have a job because I
like that their schedules, like you said, like they're gone.
You know, hobby is gone twenty four hours. I personally
enjoy that. It's a Pauline a day. What else do
I like him?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I will in real life. I'd love to find a
pilot or a flight attendant. I really would, And it's
perfect with a wouldson would be amazing because it's like, hey,
you know, you got your three day trip to wherever
you got, could travel back to fits you got the
fucking tongue, you get that pilot tongue. And then and
then like you know, we're flying along an air fred
(08:07):
I can be like, hey, you take it. I'm gonna
take a nap or whatever, like yeah. But honestly, all
jokes aside the builty in separation, because it's not like
you're they're gone for three days. They's not gone for
weeks or weeks. So they're that long distance.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's a good amount.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
They're gone for three days, you know, so you get
like the bed to yourself, the whole thing. They come
back you kind of maybe miss up, you miss on,
you know that that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's a great life for you. I get you a
flight attendant, but in real life, not the AI one.
And my last thing is I would just want to
be able to close his mouth if he wanted to talk,
because well, no, because you know, hobby, like my husband,
I'm just using an example, he is too logical. Don't
question me, no questions. I hate a question. Just and
agree with me and kind of be obsessed with me
(08:48):
a little bit, just a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, so you can have all of this because you're
making it right. H Yeah. I would want someone who's
not that high maintenance. Uh you know, somebody who I mean,
I I recognize that a partnership that there's reliance on
on on one another, but I tend to find people
who are like super reliant or it's all about them,
you know, so I'm definitely balanced. But somebody who's like, hey,
(09:14):
I'm talking about somebody like it's real. I mean, it's AI,
but like an AI personal is like I want to
do this, and then I'm like, I don't really want
to do that or I don't, I can't do that.
It's like, oh, well, I'm just gonna go do it
then and I'll be back later. Like and they're not
mad about it. There's no resentment, there's no right independent dai.
You know. I've dated people and they're like, well, what
if I got a flat tire while you were while
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you were at work? What would you do? And I'm like,
I would. I would if you didn't, if you didn't
have triple A or something, I would call triple A
for you. But like you wouldn't leave work and come
change it. I'm like, no, I wouldn't because I can't.
Oh yeah, no, no, no I did. I've did it multiple
people who are like, what would you do if you
know this or the other thing? It's like, no, I
would need you to figure that out. Like if I'm
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if i'm there, I'm going to do it for you.
If I'm anywhere nearby and i'm free, I'm going to
come over there and help you. But like, if I'm
physically unable, then I want to be with a woman
who can figure it out and handle it and who
I don't have to, who won't make me feel guilty.
Because I couldn't do it again. If I'm on a
couch doing nothing and you're like, hey, I'm locked out
(10:16):
of my house or hey I'm sick, or hey I
need you know whatever, and I'm like, fuck it, no
that And that's one thing. But if i'm you know, somewhere,
and you got an issue that I want to be
with somebody who's you know, have some ingenuity and and
we'll figure it out right, and it's all good because
I think those qualities show up other places and I
think it's important. Ah, what else would I want? You know, like,
(10:44):
a groom situation for my AI would be nice. I like,
I like it. I like a groom bush, I like
I like a well anywhere just I like nothing. But
I like a groom situation for my AI. And you know,
you don't see it a whole lot, but uh, it's
you know, it's a little treat when you do, you
know kind of thing. What else would I like? Financially
(11:06):
independent would be cool. I would love to meet my
equal in every way. And a lot of men I
think are intimidated by this, but I would like to
meet my equal. I want you to be as successful
or more. I want you to make as much or more.
This is in a perfect world. More would be great. Yeah, more,
more would be great, right because can you imagine if
you meet your your equal in a lot of ways,
(11:27):
you and you have shared values, shared shared work ethic,
all this stuff, and then you put that together, Now
you're powerful. Right Yeah? Yeah, are you sure you want that?
I actually really do say that, but then they're not
comfortable when I really do. I really now not in
a way where, like you, we would have to be
(11:48):
equally receptive and respectful of each other's situation, right, because
I feel like like if someone makes more than me,
then the expectation might be that I give them. I'm
the one who gives in because they make more money.
I would need it to be someone who's like, no, no, no,
I respect what you do the way, So like we're
gonna have equal boundaries and equal sort of shared responsibility
kind of thing, you know what I mean? Because I
know about I know people who marry a doctor, right,
(12:10):
and it's like they don't, Well, I'm a doctor and
I operate on people, and I make a lot of
money and I provide everything, So you're gonna do it
my way kind of thing. You know what I mean,
And I understand why, because well, you know, I need
you to do the other stuff. So I go do
this because because I make a lot more, I have
a lot more earning, potential, opportunity or whatever. But I
(12:30):
don't know it would be cool to meet my equal
but then have all these other things because we're making
this upright, this is fake, this is fair. I don't know.
I think that's probably family oriented. Well no, I mean
like with their family, like respects family. I don't want
to know an IUD with my family. I want an
(12:51):
aii U D or or some form of contraception. Yeah,
I would like that. I don't know. It didn't seem
that hard, but it is. It is that hard. Yeah,
someone who loves I likes to travel AI. It's a
clear communicator because because yeah, my mom of Fred's here
(13:15):
by the way, so we gotta go. We gotta go.
But she was very upset. We're not, no, we're not.
We don't need to give her a micrope. She she
was actually a little like, oh I don't get to
talk on the radio. No, mom, you don't. Oh yeah no, she.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
She listened all day today, so she.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I love my mom so much. But she's getting used
to some certain things. Now she's getting she's getting used
to you know, it used to be like, oh, I'll
do Now it's well, where's my microphone? Like you no, No,
we're not We're not going to do that all the time.
You know. Yeah, love her to death, but sometimes I
(13:54):
feel like roles are beginning to reverse. And I don't
know if you I'm a little older than you, guys,
you probably haven't experienced this yet. But I sometimes feel
like I'm the one who has to be like now,
hold on, you know, it's like they raise you and
now I feel like sometimes but she doesn't give a
fuck what I have to say about things. So it's
going to be interesting as everyone gets older. And then
I'm going to be the one who has to manage
(14:16):
when she gets really old. And I love her to death,
but like, I don't know how I'm going to get
her to do anything she needs to do to survive,
you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm fifty sixty
and she's eighty five, and it's like mom, like you
can't say that you gotta do this, you know, like
because and I can tell you this is not a
personal thing. My great grandmother, my mom's dad's my mom's grandmother.
(14:39):
I mean, she was driving until she was like she
I think she's ninety. She ninety eight when she died.
She was very old. I think she was very we
have to ask my mom. But anyway, like she apparently
had a little boyfriend at the DMV and who just
kept giving her a driver's license and she had the
biggest fucking Cadillac ever and she just wouldn't stop driving.
And my grandfather finally, I think he went down there
and I'd like, have a talking you with this seventy
(15:00):
year old man that I don't know what Gigi was doing.
What we called it gig, I don't know what. I
don't know. But finally it was like, you can't drive, lady,
like you're a million years old. You can't say, and
you got this boat and you can't drive. But it's
like that kind of thing is going to be very
because she's more and more stubborn and more and more
set in her ways as she gets older. And I
don't know how we're going to manage that because my
(15:22):
sister ain't gonna do shit. That was my grandma. We'd
hire fire exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
She literally would fire people like that exactly I hired
to take care of her. She'd be like, no, you're
good to go home.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She can't home, and I'm like, dr right.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Like I understand, Like I don't want you to be
old either, but you cannot be trusted.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Then she we got her a life alert and didn't
go It wasn't cute enough, it didn't go with her outfits,
so she stopped wearing it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I was like, yeah, no, this is exactly what I'm
talking about, Like it's just fun. I think it's hard
for parents when they raise smart capable, independent kids to
be smart capable independent and go out live their own lives,
have their own perspect and then share it and only
want the best for them. It's like, but wait a minute,
I'm still your parent, and it's like, yeah, I got that,
but but I don't know. I have a different perspective
(16:08):
than you do, and I'm living a different life and
I'm a little more out here than you are, so like.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm outside, mom.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I mean, you know, you go from your house to
your office. Sometimes you get the dogs. You go to
McDonald's and get a nice tea. They have a thing
called a pup cup at Starbucks. You should look into
that game Discovery it. You know, come home, they watch
their you know, they watch the NBC news, you know,
and that's that's their perspective, right, It's very valuable. But yeah,
(16:36):
conversation McDonald's conversation. I'm scared for the future and I
don't think I can do it anyway. I have a
great day everyone. There's the tang
I want to do a tang. Yeah, you know what
(00:02):
I want to do A chance to a tang hit
the intro, Paulina, it's the tangent giving you all this
ship we couldn't talk about on the air, all right,
So this is I guess the part two Tang because
we were talking it was a very in depth conversation,
very deep, very in depth, very insightful conversation about AI
that we had earlier in the week. I don't know
if you recall they got into AI because we're we're
(00:24):
on the cutting edge of everything that society is facing
right here on the Fred show. AI's next I am.
My understanding is they're working on an AI version of
the show behind the scenes. That would we would just
get wiped out and they would just use AI Fred
and AI Caitlin, AI Kiki adjacent. Oh, Jason, you probably
still have to work here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. They'd be like, you now have to like watch
all the AI.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, yeah, yeah, you have to watch the AI version
of yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes, serve them like pancakes every day.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah right, exactly. Yeah, you have to, like you have
to be down like we were a couple of weeks
ago under the console together wiring the radio station.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Under the ais, which you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know that you've been trying to get me out
of the under the console for some time now, and it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Didn't turn out the way it did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My dream was out there pulling wires out, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So yes I was, and I didn't respect that.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I didn't. I'm sorry I didn't work out. However, we
said in the last tangent that we would today outline
if we were to create a perfect AI partner for ourselves,
then what would that look like? Because I firmly believe
that it is. It's already happening where people can can
(01:37):
design or sort of a buy into these AI fantasies,
you know. And and I guess there's already versions of
AI communication going on and people are using it for therapy, Paulina,
I guess. I guess. I know that we're headed to
a place where you could get some form of companionship
and fulfillment from AI. And I would imagine that you
(01:59):
could perfect it to be whatever it is that you want.
So Kiki, well, you're I'm going left to right and
you're right there. So I realize you're engaged, and so
you've obviously found your perfect partner. Well, because no human obviously,
no human is going to be perfect. We're all making
we're all making sacrifices and compromises, and people are making
(02:20):
them for us. But if you were to, what would
be the qualities that you would want if you were
designing your your perfect partner in AI? Unlimited wealth Okay,
tall loves God, no kids, no family, so it's wouldn't
(02:41):
have no family a I. So wouldn't be any kids
or family, don't Well you don't know that. Well I
do know that because it's a computer.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, I'm going to start having We're going to have
the sex, and they're going to have a ton of.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Little AI running around.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
We're only getting stronger, they're only going to How do
you think we started humanity? There's only one of us.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Right, Well, we're mammals and so and we have reproduction.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
But if the AI, we have sex with the AI,
there's a hybrid AI human being person.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But the AI has to have come Okay, three D prints. Okay,
so no side families for your.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
At all for this one, rich, Yes, no family at all.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh you know, my mom makes a joke all the time,
like she says it out loud, because she says a
lot of things out loud now that I wish that
she wouldn't, but she she says that she wants me
to find a partner that their family was not painfully
killed in some form of accident, so that she just
has to become part of our family, such that my
(03:49):
mom doesn't have to deal with any in laws or
share holidays or grandchildren or anything. She actually says this
out loud. She's like, I wish you'd find somebody who
their family right in orphan, right seriously, so honestly, fuck
she wants me to be with a orphan She does,
(04:10):
because let's think about this, Like, think about this. I mean,
you gotta there are a lot of people out there.
I know, Polina, you like your in laws, but there
are a lot of people out there that don't like them.
And so imagine if you, you know, if you didn't
have to go to their house for holidays, you didn't
have to fuck with them at all, you didn't have
to invite them to ship. That's what my mom wants.
(04:30):
But she wants you to be not hopefully it was.
It was tragic, but not painful.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I don't know how like the pool is for the
you know, like you're taking options for orphans.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She didn't want anyone to suffer. I mean, I think
it's very nice. It's a very nice way to create
this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, there's got to be so much trauma with that, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She gotta get a about that because I would have
to deal with that. She doesn't. All I know is
that Christmas is in her house. So that's all that's cousins,
That's all she's worried about. Yeah, none of oh no,
like no, the entire family was eradicated somehow, Like it's
just yeah, all right, So Kaitlin.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
My AI boyfriend would have like a little AI like
pilot job for AI flights and they would travel a
lot and be gone a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay. So you're saying that your AI boyfriend would require
no maintenance basically.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Be gone a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, So you would.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Just alone, which is how I like.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, all right, So then you would just unplug it
a tongue for what I wanted to me up home.
(05:59):
It's fun all right.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Again, uh my would be a little a little guy.
I like, I like short king, so be a little
short king Ai. I agree with kik he needs to
have a lot of money because y'all knowing paying for nothing.
I do know, I do know that the difference from
my current situation is I would have someone that is funny,
because I don't think Mike is funny and I don't
(06:22):
think he wants like I don't know, I like someone
that like I want to. It's like I don't know,
like like romantic, right, Like I want to a romantic
AI like Mike is like so straight man that like
that's like the.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
One thing that I miss about him as I wish,
okay he.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Was that like hell a beautiful text in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or like money, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thinking about you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He tends to respond text like a.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That goes on one hundred flowers and sends you, you know,
a little a little arrangement every now and again, that
kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
AI.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, I call little chips.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Micro chip out ye me a little microches sound sharp? Easier?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, Paulia is wrong with us. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm selling silly and goofy is silly, wacky.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Some of my best work anyway, What what would be
your AI? Your AI boyfriend, your AI partner?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He would definitely be hispanic probably because like that's just
what I like.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I like what I like.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You know, what else would he do? I would like
to keep him in the first responder category if he
has a job, he will have a job because I
like that their schedules, like you said, like they're gone.
You know, hobby is gone twenty four hours. I personally
enjoy that. It's a Pauline a day. What else do
I like him?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I will in real life. I'd love to find a
pilot or a flight attendant. I really would, And it's
perfect with a wouldson would be amazing because it's like, hey,
you know, you got your three day trip to wherever
you got, could travel back to fits you got the
fucking tongue, you get that pilot tongue. And then and
then like you know, we're flying along an air fred
(08:07):
I can be like, hey, you take it. I'm gonna
take a nap or whatever, like yeah. But honestly, all
jokes aside the builty in separation, because it's not like
you're they're gone for three days. They's not gone for
weeks or weeks. So they're that long distance.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's a good amount.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
They're gone for three days, you know, so you get
like the bed to yourself, the whole thing. They come
back you kind of maybe miss up, you miss on,
you know that that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's a great life for you. I get you a
flight attendant, but in real life, not the AI one.
And my last thing is I would just want to
be able to close his mouth if he wanted to talk,
because well, no, because you know, hobby, like my husband,
I'm just using an example, he is too logical. Don't
question me, no questions. I hate a question. Just and
agree with me and kind of be obsessed with me
(08:48):
a little bit, just a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, so you can have all of this because you're
making it right. H Yeah. I would want someone who's
not that high maintenance. Uh you know, somebody who I mean,
I I recognize that a partnership that there's reliance on
on on one another, but I tend to find people
who are like super reliant or it's all about them,
you know, so I'm definitely balanced. But somebody who's like, hey,
(09:14):
I'm talking about somebody like it's real. I mean, it's AI,
but like an AI personal is like I want to
do this, and then I'm like, I don't really want
to do that or I don't, I can't do that.
It's like, oh, well, I'm just gonna go do it
then and I'll be back later. Like and they're not
mad about it. There's no resentment, there's no right independent dai.
You know. I've dated people and they're like, well, what
if I got a flat tire while you were while
(09:34):
you were at work? What would you do? And I'm like,
I would. I would if you didn't, if you didn't
have triple A or something, I would call triple A
for you. But like you wouldn't leave work and come
change it. I'm like, no, I wouldn't because I can't.
Oh yeah, no, no, no I did. I've did it multiple
people who are like, what would you do if you
know this or the other thing? It's like, no, I
would need you to figure that out. Like if I'm
(09:54):
if i'm there, I'm going to do it for you.
If I'm anywhere nearby and i'm free, I'm going to
come over there and help you. But like, if I'm
physically unable, then I want to be with a woman
who can figure it out and handle it and who
I don't have to, who won't make me feel guilty.
Because I couldn't do it again. If I'm on a
couch doing nothing and you're like, hey, I'm locked out
(10:16):
of my house or hey I'm sick, or hey I
need you know whatever, and I'm like, fuck it, no
that And that's one thing. But if i'm you know, somewhere,
and you got an issue that I want to be
with somebody who's you know, have some ingenuity and and
we'll figure it out right, and it's all good because
I think those qualities show up other places and I
think it's important. Ah, what else would I want? You know, like,
(10:44):
a groom situation for my AI would be nice. I like,
I like it. I like a groom bush, I like
I like a well anywhere just I like nothing. But
I like a groom situation for my AI. And you know,
you don't see it a whole lot, but uh, it's
you know, it's a little treat when you do, you
know kind of thing. What else would I like? Financially
(11:06):
independent would be cool. I would love to meet my
equal in every way. And a lot of men I
think are intimidated by this, but I would like to
meet my equal. I want you to be as successful
or more. I want you to make as much or more.
This is in a perfect world. More would be great. Yeah, more,
more would be great, right because can you imagine if
you meet your your equal in a lot of ways,
(11:27):
you and you have shared values, shared shared work ethic,
all this stuff, and then you put that together, Now
you're powerful. Right Yeah? Yeah, are you sure you want that?
I actually really do say that, but then they're not
comfortable when I really do. I really now not in
a way where, like you, we would have to be
(11:48):
equally receptive and respectful of each other's situation, right, because
I feel like like if someone makes more than me,
then the expectation might be that I give them. I'm
the one who gives in because they make more money.
I would need it to be someone who's like, no, no, no,
I respect what you do the way, So like we're
gonna have equal boundaries and equal sort of shared responsibility
kind of thing, you know what I mean? Because I
know about I know people who marry a doctor, right,
(12:10):
and it's like they don't, Well, I'm a doctor and
I operate on people, and I make a lot of
money and I provide everything, So you're gonna do it
my way kind of thing. You know what I mean,
And I understand why, because well, you know, I need
you to do the other stuff. So I go do
this because because I make a lot more, I have
a lot more earning, potential, opportunity or whatever. But I
(12:30):
don't know it would be cool to meet my equal
but then have all these other things because we're making
this upright, this is fake, this is fair. I don't know.
I think that's probably family oriented. Well no, I mean
like with their family, like respects family. I don't want
to know an IUD with my family. I want an
(12:51):
aii U D or or some form of contraception. Yeah,
I would like that. I don't know. It didn't seem
that hard, but it is. It is that hard. Yeah,
someone who loves I likes to travel AI. It's a
clear communicator because because yeah, my mom of Fred's here
(13:15):
by the way, so we gotta go. We gotta go.
But she was very upset. We're not, no, we're not.
We don't need to give her a micrope. She she
was actually a little like, oh I don't get to
talk on the radio. No, mom, you don't. Oh yeah no, she.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
She listened all day today, so she.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I love my mom so much. But she's getting used
to some certain things. Now she's getting she's getting used
to you know, it used to be like, oh, I'll
do Now it's well, where's my microphone? Like you no, No,
we're not We're not going to do that all the time.
You know. Yeah, love her to death, but sometimes I
(13:54):
feel like roles are beginning to reverse. And I don't
know if you I'm a little older than you, guys,
you probably haven't experienced this yet. But I sometimes feel
like I'm the one who has to be like now,
hold on, you know, it's like they raise you and
now I feel like sometimes but she doesn't give a
fuck what I have to say about things. So it's
going to be interesting as everyone gets older. And then
I'm going to be the one who has to manage
(14:16):
when she gets really old. And I love her to death,
but like, I don't know how I'm going to get
her to do anything she needs to do to survive,
you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm fifty sixty
and she's eighty five, and it's like mom, like you
can't say that you gotta do this, you know, like
because and I can tell you this is not a
personal thing. My great grandmother, my mom's dad's my mom's grandmother.
(14:39):
I mean, she was driving until she was like she
I think she's ninety. She ninety eight when she died.
She was very old. I think she was very we
have to ask my mom. But anyway, like she apparently
had a little boyfriend at the DMV and who just
kept giving her a driver's license and she had the
biggest fucking Cadillac ever and she just wouldn't stop driving.
And my grandfather finally, I think he went down there
and I'd like, have a talking you with this seventy
(15:00):
year old man that I don't know what Gigi was doing.
What we called it gig, I don't know what. I
don't know. But finally it was like, you can't drive, lady,
like you're a million years old. You can't say, and
you got this boat and you can't drive. But it's
like that kind of thing is going to be very
because she's more and more stubborn and more and more
set in her ways as she gets older. And I
don't know how we're going to manage that because my
(15:22):
sister ain't gonna do shit. That was my grandma. We'd
hire fire exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
She literally would fire people like that exactly I hired
to take care of her. She'd be like, no, you're
good to go home.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She can't home, and I'm like, dr right.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Like I understand, Like I don't want you to be
old either, but you cannot be trusted.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Then she we got her a life alert and didn't
go It wasn't cute enough, it didn't go with her outfits,
so she stopped wearing it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I was like, yeah, no, this is exactly what I'm
talking about, Like it's just fun. I think it's hard
for parents when they raise smart capable, independent kids to
be smart capable independent and go out live their own lives,
have their own perspect and then share it and only
want the best for them. It's like, but wait a minute,
I'm still your parent, and it's like, yeah, I got that,
but but I don't know. I have a different perspective
(16:08):
than you do, and I'm living a different life and
I'm a little more out here than you are, so like.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm outside, mom.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I mean, you know, you go from your house to
your office. Sometimes you get the dogs. You go to
McDonald's and get a nice tea. They have a thing
called a pup cup at Starbucks. You should look into
that game Discovery it. You know, come home, they watch
their you know, they watch the NBC news, you know,
and that's that's their perspective, right, It's very valuable. But yeah,
(16:36):
conversation McDonald's conversation. I'm scared for the future and I
don't think I can do it anyway. I have a
great day everyone. There's the tang
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