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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Tanghine, tan Joine, let's do a tangent hit
the intro. It's the tangent giving you all this shit
we couldn't talk about on the air. All right, Paulina,
we'll start with the constitution. There is a Fred Show Constitution.
If you've been listening for a while, you know Paulina
is for some reason we left her in charge of this.
(00:22):
You know, we're not great with transcriptions. We're not great
with accuracy either, but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, when it comes to our rights, I got you when.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It comes to the Fred Show Constitution. So let's go through.
Because I remember the last time you went through this,
I thought a couple of these things could probably go.
So we're adding, officially, I think we all need to vote.
We're adding no surprise, FaceTime calls yes, as to the constitution.
That's got to go on there. Yes, So let's start
from the top. What's on there?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right, We're gonna start here. Always cheat responsibly, yep.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That needs to stay on.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's saying it's anywhere. Don't be ashamed of your buttthole.
That's you, Fred, that's all, and I am.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I have a very ugly buttthole. And there's not I
can do about it, and bleaching it bleaching it won't
help anything. But that's to have you tried.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's saying I didn't try.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's staying on. But it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So like do we do?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We keep it because we don't abide by it, but.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well the rest of you do. And I want group,
but I want my butthole shame to help inspire others
not to be ashamed. You know what I mean. Just
because I can't overcome it doesn't mean that you shouldn't
be able to. Okay, I want other people. I don't
want anyone to be ashamed of their butt hoole the
way that I am. Okay, show us your buttholes.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wait, show us your butthole.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Sorry, that's our latest contest. And when Sabrina.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Carpenter did, I said, send me your butthole pick.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know what's funny people for the aristo or people
would have done it. Buttholes that could have got is
that your asshole? Yes, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
From every angle bleached bleached.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like Cayle, We we got your first submission. Okay, I'm
going what else?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, I always get it up to the members of
the military. Responders and your life astronauts print that is
only if you actually entered space.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Absolutely fine with that, that mustay on.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, never trust a fart seriously.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, yes, I mean y'all out here just willing, nearly
just fucking crazy farting, but constantly that's crazy, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We're not here for the metaverse. Do we still even use.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We get rid of that. That needs to go such
a good point.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Where did the way?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Where did that go?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know, but I don't care. We need to go.
That's gone. We have just uh eradicated that. I don't
know what it's called when it gets there.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Right, stop wanting to be mad. I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Mad because because people find a way to be pissed
off and this is like so not the place for that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, yeah, yep, ladies, check your fridge. We still do
with that with.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's that's dated. Now gotta go.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, that's old, old news.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We're ratifying, is what the word I was looking for.
We're ratifying the constant.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like it, like it, love it. Screaming at people typically
doesn't calm them down.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
For airlines safety.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, that's a fact. But I mean that's just
that should just be a life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
For work people stop doing it, I think.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So, Okay, that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Never put glass up your ass. Waite a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, that's that should just be a rule. A
little bit, I could go. I mean, I feel like
we shouldn't need to know, Jason, I think that they do.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I guess if you're gonna put glass up there now,
you're just gonna do it regardless.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I guess what I mean, you're going to tell the
doctor that you slipped and fell on itsehold, yeah, okay,
what's that? What else?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, couple more if I if I ain't going, no,
if I am bowing, I ain't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Going, except that little issue in recently. But other than that,
aside from.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That, don't mess with wild animals.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Don't master, leave it. It's fine, don't master.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
We'll do that. If it ain't we it's crack. Hello,
that's for keep on put that on there.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, Look, if y'all want to do crag okay, I
mean for crack. Thank you thanks for letting us know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I mean, I've gone, I've got right from weed to
black tar heroin. So it's I want to sleep it.
Let me take a gummy. This isn't enough objectibles.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Else, don't mess with wild animals.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We did that one and it stays.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm really concerned with that when coming off. It's not
messing with Apple chargers.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Because that's so true.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Ye, yeah, yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm a brokie, and I don't have the new I
never will.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Three different generations of ship, which means they gonna have
three different kind of chargers because it's not all the same.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, it's goofy.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's all they do. By the way, Yes, I saw
Mark Zuckerberg talking about this. Of course he's a hater
because they're competitors, but he's right when he says that
Apple is not doing ship to improve their products. They
tiny little improvement and then you gotta go buy a
whole ass new twelve dollars phone. And then they changed
the thing on it, so it's like now I gonna
buy It's like, no, you like what happened to the
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days when the I know what happens, Steve Jobs happened,
But when every new phone was like revolutionary, like everyone
was like amazingly different, and now there's none of that,
and then I got to buy a new fucking charger.
So yeah, I'm pissed about it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What you saying, Oh, it's the worst B shady, not messy.
I don't love that.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't mean, I don't Yeah, who's some of these?
I think somebodys just went on there without any consultation. No,
that needs to come on.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, it's whatever. Somebody said he out of the constitution
and I did. Yeah, I don't know. I think she's
at home. No, I did not go.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think someone I think I think it's uh, someone's
haacking in. I don't know who it is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But my notes app and the last one we added today,
no surprise FaceTime calls.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, okay, good. I think I'm comfortable with where we
are with all this, so you know, good stuff?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Good? Yeah? Paulinae titties. Yeah, so you wrote on this thing,
so you've you've mentioned this before, and then you wrote
on our sheet for today. You know you're getting a
boob job or what are we getting? A lift?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
A lift in a reduction?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
A lift in a reduction. I can't wait. You don't
understand is that all they're doing or they doing other
stuff while they're there.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I wish I kind of want to tell my doctor, like.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're always trying to get stuff moved around and stuff,
and it's like, you know, I was.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Going to tell my doctor the day of surgery, like
you know, if you've got extra time on your hands,
you don't want to go home to your wife, you
can like stay here and like you know, get the
get out the light bul suction machine.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh okay, you're add on knock the fun out so
much like if you're.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
There already, just do it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say about next year when I
get my colon ascape, like while we're while we're here,
how we're here? Why you got a thing up my ass?
Can you like get rid of them ship too? Can
you suck some ship out of there?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know, it's different doctors.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is there access to that area for my asshole?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I can you's more of a blow earth than that's
a third machine?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think, asshole, while you're under.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Reached, the time comes maybe so maybe so okay, but
you you're you're trying to find inspiration. Yeah, I for
the new titties.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I gotta bring a photo, he said, He's like bringing
pH of what you think is a sea cover?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Where does he think you're going to get the photo?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. What do
you think, right my perky titties? Well, we know people
perky titties, but we're not going to go there because
the HR violation. But she put it, she did, She
did own in turn made of TikTok bragging about her
perky She said it. We didn't. She did.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If you don't, nobody will. But else I'm just jealous.
I can't relate. Mine are on the floor. So I asked.
I asked my friend Jonathan right, I was like, Hey,
I really like Alice. Who's like I asked, you, man,
his what his good friends? Alice like she got her
boobs on incredible, like top tier chef's kiss. And I
was like, I like her boobs, like right top to
your titt Can I think send me a photo? And
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he goes she would be honored, and I was like,
you're kidding, Like you're sick, You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And if someone said to me like your dick is
my inspiration, that might be the first dick pic I
ever take. Now, no one has ever said that if
you were like, hey, I'm going in to get my
dick made, and when I look at your all natural dick,
I think that's my example, and so I would be
so honored. I would probably take a picture. But other
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than that, a dick pick doesn't exist and never will
except for medical purposes only only. So what an honor?
So you're going, did you get the picture? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I got the picture.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't show it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, I wasn't. I was not going to. I mean,
it was a split second where I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Like, but she got her phone out and I'm like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's like there.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is a split second. I will be very honest with you.
I don't want to see it. That's inappropriate, that was
not said for that purpose. But there's a there was
a split second where I'm like, I'd like to see
the inspiration here because I have no idea who you're
talking about exactly medical purposes.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's all fake names. So I basically asked him do
you think she'll do it? And he was like, should
be honored. So he took initiative and told her, and
she texted me. She goes, hey, I heard there's exactly
what she said. She was very excited. She said, I
heard he wanted my boobs, and I got a photo
of the boobs and they look so good?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Are they good?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, I'll show you guys if you're inclined.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Now does that make a difference? Like did she get
she got implants right? So you're not getting implants right?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So I'm just showing for like size purposes of like
this is what I am vision. I think they look
bigger than I would like, But I also I don't
I'm not good at boob sizes, like I don't want
to explain it, like I'm to me, my boobs don't
feel what they are.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Either, because well because people have said to me, like
I have double d's and I'm like, howse wait where
I don't know. I know it has to do with
like the roundness, but I don't know. I've definitely seen
double d's right, And other people were like, I have
double d's, and I'm like, uh, I mean, I don't care.
I don't give a shit, like I don't care what
the size is. But like that, I don't know. The
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double d's that I have fucked with look a little
different than some of the double d's that people have
told me are double d's or people will say these
are c's and I'm like, they look a lot bigger
than that, right, So I guess I don't know, because
I do know it's about not necessarily about mass, but
circumference too.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, yeah, we all don't really know.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And then if you go to Victoria's Secret, I'm like,
double d up ho Dolly Parton, as Nicki Minaj would say,
like they want me to be so big in there.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
They really do. That's the thing. Like, and I really
fluctuate when you lose weight and all of that, but
I've never felt like growing up, if I heard double
D or triple D, I would think, like, your boobs
are out the door, like that's massive, but like that's
what I have on my body, and I'm like, it
doesn't feel that way. So you're right, I don't. I
don't know if it's and you want to see I
want a sea cup, so to me, I don't think
it'll be much of a difference. But if we're really
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going to go down from a triple D to a C,
there will be a massive difference. I want to do
a B almost because I know my mom growing up,
she was a bee and I always thought like she
was perfect, but she's also very proportion and like Eastern
European slimmer. But she also had like, you know, a
little body on her, and I kind of feel like
a bee might work. But then I'm like, what if
I really take my boobs off? And then I complained
about it, because I would, I would cry it. I
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would cry about it and be like, guys, why did
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That small to take my boobs off?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Take my boobs off?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Im girl?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I feel like implants, aren't I mean, there are.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Things most people I know who ever had them have
had them taken out.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You know, it's a thing. Everyone's removing them, I feel,
which is smart because they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That that's really interesting. So this woman was kind enough
to send you a picture of her tits to use
as an example.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That is like Kylie. Kylie Jenner was giving out the
recipe for her Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I saw that she did it. I saw it. And
then someone who works here posted a recipe for her boobs,
and I thought, and I think it was a parody
off of that. I couldn't tell. I wouldn't know someone did.
I wouldn't know if that person was being funny or
telling the truth. But I happen to know this person
is very outspoken about work they've had done, so I
think it was real. Uh, I'll say I'm mouthing har
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I'll turn the mics off quickly. I'll tell you who
I all know that. Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, she is open, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Very old. What's on it?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I just want she went to a real house husband
Terry dubrou Yeah, she went. I can't talk, but I'm
watching this going.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's a lot of information from I don't I don't
know if I can look at you the same way
now that I know, like your boob equation.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, are you serious? But you know that everything was well.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I just don't necessarily like I wasn't trying to think
about it like that.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I see you're saying, yeah, it is awkward, like when
coworkers post things that you feel like you're not supposed
to see.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, but I don't know. It's just now I look
at her and I'm like, you're like, I know what
you ordered? What a booby titties?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Booby titties. It's like a McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I've only called it that once, and you know she
didn't mind, but it was you know, not, No, okay,
and this all happens in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
This happens in two weeks. I'm scared shitless.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So we go on vacation for the fourth of July
and we celebrate America and then you come back with
some fucking firework titties.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, are these gonna? Are these gonna like leak or
require any kind of maintenance the way that your BBL? Did?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I know, all I do is leak around here.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm sorry, well, wow, that's know I do.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Like I'm pumping, right, I had a BBL.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
If you've been listening for a while, then you recall
that Paulina came in here, you know, fresh off of
BBL and a lot of maintenance, a lot of maintenance,
And it really was. It took a village, it really.
I think I was the only one not personally involved
in your care.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That is very true.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know, sitting on ship and on the ground and laying.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You were changing bandages.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like it was a real
it was a real family effort. But we're not thinking
that's that's not gonna happen this time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So no, my doctor said, there actually isn't a leaking.
He's like, we're doing this a different way. I didn't
know there was different ways. Oh, I'm so happy. I
don't need to leak.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Are you doing this thing that I'm doing where they
going through the Bootyal?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, that's that's next surgery. Yeah, that's the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, because I already called the guy for the kolonoscopy
for next year, and I'm like, what can we access
from the bootyhole?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What can we get to that we can take out
while we're in there? Like can we get to the
mid section for the front? Can we can we get
to that from the bootyhole? Because if I'm already out
and you're already up there, so can you suck a
little something out? It turns out you can't. Anatomically that
doesn't work. But I'm working on inventing that because I
feel like, even though I'm not a doctor, like, I
think there's something to that. I think I think we
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can make a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, it's sure, ask me a question. I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Could you ever do or considered honestly libel section?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
What are you scared? Or you're just like I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Scared, and I don't necessarily think, uh, it's not going
to solve my problem, which is I need to lose
more weight and be healthier and my cholesterol needs to
go down. So I feel like you can go get
it all sucked out and then if you don't change
your life. It's how I feel about ozembic if you
don't need it. And I don't know what the fuck
I'm talking about, and I'm not going to pretend to
be a doctor here or whatever, but like I know
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p people, I know people in my life who have
taken ozempic and they don't need it. They could go
work out and they could lose the weight naturally, and
they choose not to, and that is their right. But
my thing is what happens when you stop taking it
and is it worth it? Are we going to find
out long term that it was worth it for the
easy way out? Now? Of course, I'm also very resentful
because I'm dragging my ass down on the fucking lake
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shore every day like an idiot, looking stupid, you know,
and trying to lose weight more weight, and I could
just go get ozempic. And don't think I haven't thought
about that but that's like that's an easy way out,
I think, unless you need it, And there are so
many cases where people need it, you know, if morbid obesity,
or you're old, or you're diabetic, or there are a
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bunch of reasons why I think it's useful. My dad
is seventy eight years old. I think he was taking
it for a while. That guy's not going to go
run a marathon, you know. But if he loses the weight,
then he'll live longer. More than likely he'll be healthier.
But not if he doesn't change his life too, you know,
because me, I'll go get it sucked out and then
I'll take my ass right down poor Tillows and eat it,
and I just go get it sucked out again. But
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the number one reason is I'm scared. I don't want
to have surgery.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, it's very painful to recover. F I'm not even painful.
It's just like it's a lie we talked about. You're leaking.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't want to be put out if I don't
have to be, I don't want. I don't want. I
don't know. I heard one time and if granted he's dead,
but Steve Jobs apparently no, he did not need it. Sadly,
he kind of evaporated, but he because he got really sick.
But he he didn't want he didn't believe I read
this in his book, that his body should be opened up.
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Like he believed that your body is encapsulated. It is
the way it is, it's from God or whatever. He
believed like it it is what it is and it's
not to be fucked with, which is apparently the reason
why for a long time you couldn't unlock the iPhone,
like you couldn't unless you worked at Apple, you couldn't
get inside the iPhone because he believed, like I'm giving
this product to you as it is. This is how
it's supposed to be. You shouldn't be going in there
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and fucking with it, like this is how I designed it,
so this is how it is. And apparently he believed
the same thing about like surgery and stuff, which is
why he tried to do a bunch of other things
before they finally operated on him and it was too late.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I see.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But in his book he talks about how like the
body is created as it is and it's not for
us to be messing with. Now a lot of people
would argue that that's kind of crazy because modern medicine
has allowed for people to be you know, surgery operated
on or whatever and remove tumors and live a you know, long,
fruitful life. So that's kind of crazy. But I don't know.
It makes me nervous. You start cracking me open. I
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don't want to be cracked open.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I do I do. I love I love surgeries. Ida,
you are the only one I know.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I would have to knock my ass if you were
going to operate on me, like next week. We'd have
to put me under now and then like am like
get an ambulance and like I just just just like,
don't even tell me, Like, don't even tell me it's happening.
He's coming here one day and be like hey Fred
and boom, you hit me aside the head, knock me
out right, and then give me some medicine, take me
and do it and then I wake up. I had
no say in the matter.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Who would you have take you?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's a very good question. That's a very good question.
I don't know, because I don't know. I wouldn't want
to inconvenience anyone. I'd probably make my mom come in. Yeah,
like a good forty four year old man. Does you
know no one had picked him up from the doctor
try an uber home, but they, I guess you can't know.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I had to pick up my friend Dorothy the other day.
What is it called coosterum colenso colostrum colenoscopy. I had
to go pick her up. I did. I was like, wait,
they won't let you go. She's like no, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
After s's like a zero deal, but I'm still not
excited whatsoever. And came had one. Yeah, and it was
a zero deal.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Oh my best nap in my life. I'm trying to
get another one. They're like, you can't, you can't more than.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She's like, please, can I get more in my ass?
You know? And they're like, sorry, right, I just want
to nap.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I can't get weekly colonoscopies.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's that Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Then what they gave me, oh my, I didn't even
get down to and I was like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I am out.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I like offices, I don't like hospitals. If I don't like
any of it, I'm convinced him I won't wake up.
I don't know. I guess if I don't wake up,
I didn't know yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wouldn't know if I didn't wake up right. Idea.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
My age had one the other day. He said he
walked in at eight forty five, walked out at nine
forty five. The whole fucking thing from him undressing to
being knocked out, to them going in his asshole and
looking at his asshole and then leaving it was an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Wow, that's really quick.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Longer than that I need.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Him to you know, him drift off.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I guess. I think it only takes like if it
all goes wide. I don't think it takes fifteen twenty
minutes that actual procedure itself.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
What's the age on that forty five?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
They say forty five now.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And that's like what insurance will start to cover it.
I guess they'll cover it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So one of our texters we talked about this recently,
said they'll cover it early if you call them and
say it's for prevention purposes.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
But I don't have any It does run in my family.
My grandfather did have it colon cancer, but I also
don't have any symptoms, and he did, so I mean, yeah,
they can go, they can go, do what they gotta do.
But no, no, no, sooner than that, We're not. And
someone was like, just just go do it, like, just
go do it right now. I'm like, no, no, you
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go do it right now. That when cal was like
can I No, no, you can't. Our insurance won't pay
for that. Our insurance won't pay.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
For anything, literally anything.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
To our insurance company. Somebody from the company gets to
look in your asshole.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
That's that's what That's what happens every day anyway. There's nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, I bet a kolon Oscabi is nothing compared to
the fucking asshole reaming that I get coming to work
every day. Every day I walk in here and what
a piece of ship I am and not worth anyway anyway.
I was so positive all day to day. I really
was focused on being positive today and I trust that
I know, I really honestly, I'm gonna go ahead and
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just pat myself on the back. I was. I was
a couple of times. I almost I almost went there,
and I just didn't. I didn't. I stayed on the
straight and narrow today, and I'm gonna try and go
the whole week. It's only four days that we're working
this week. I'm gonna try and go the whole week
back to captain positivity in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You can do a buddy, you guys.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I think I can do it. No, I really think
I can do it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I have to smile with it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Jason said he was trying that too today. And you
guys have both done great to be positive today.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And I mean my phone hasn't. No one's called me
from management to tell me anything or so. I mean,
it's been very simple. I haven't seen management, like you know.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
When I leave this room.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, do you ever see like you see people and
then then it's like, oh, yes, I do you know.
So that's that's why I have to protect my piece. Yeah,
and really just not be visible around here very often.
But that's okay, it's all right. Well we covered a lot,
but I like the ratification to the constitution. I believe
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you've updated it now, yes, so we're really current with that. Paulina,
you know, the boom's gonna be great. Thanks boob inspiration.
And that was very kind of that person to do
that for you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I want to be somebody's inspoke.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I've seen this person's boobs before like that I don't
mean seen them, I mean, like, have I seen this person,
so that I would know like, oh they have they
appear to have nice boobs.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You have not, Which is why I think I could
show you.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Guys comfortable. I'm not comfortable. Not comfortable, and I respect that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I respect you, right, no consent.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I mean if she if she says like sure, like that,
she is literally like apparently she's.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Very proud of that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I mean, you're you're getting surgery to make her your
boobs look like That's what an honor?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is an honor.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No one has ever said, can I can I make
a part of my body look like yours? Fred? No
one has ever said that ever. IM so all right,
Well that was an excellent tangent, guys, really good job,
good work. So if you would, uh it hit that,
if you made it this far, I always wonder how
many people make it this far. If you set us
to the preset, if you'd set Fred show on demand
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as a preset, if you go on you, and that's
a lot of ship we're asking you to do. I know,
go to you YouTube, hit subscribe on the socials, Instagram, Facebook,
all the places, if you'd follow us, you know, just
because just because they got reports and metrics, and algorithms,
and you know it's like less support us free. Yeah right.
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It doesn't take that much time, it doesn't cost you anything.
You know. Good, we'll have a nice day everyone,
All right, Tanghine, tan Joine, let's do a tangent hit
the intro. It's the tangent giving you all this shit
we couldn't talk about on the air. All right, Paulina,
we'll start with the constitution. There is a Fred Show Constitution.
If you've been listening for a while, you know Paulina
is for some reason we left her in charge of this.
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You know, we're not great with transcriptions. We're not great
with accuracy either, but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, when it comes to our rights, I got you when.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It comes to the Fred Show Constitution. So let's go through.
Because I remember the last time you went through this,
I thought a couple of these things could probably go.
So we're adding, officially, I think we all need to vote.
We're adding no surprise, FaceTime calls yes, as to the constitution.
That's got to go on there. Yes, So let's start
from the top. What's on there?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right, We're gonna start here. Always cheat responsibly, yep.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That needs to stay on.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's saying it's anywhere. Don't be ashamed of your buttthole.
That's you, Fred, that's all, and I am.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I have a very ugly buttthole. And there's not I
can do about it, and bleaching it bleaching it won't
help anything. But that's to have you tried.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's saying I didn't try.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's staying on. But it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So like do we do?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We keep it because we don't abide by it, but.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well the rest of you do. And I want group,
but I want my butthole shame to help inspire others
not to be ashamed. You know what I mean. Just
because I can't overcome it doesn't mean that you shouldn't
be able to. Okay, I want other people. I don't
want anyone to be ashamed of their butt hoole the
way that I am. Okay, show us your buttholes.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wait, show us your butthole.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Sorry, that's our latest contest. And when Sabrina.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Carpenter did, I said, send me your butthole pick.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know what's funny people for the aristo or people
would have done it. Buttholes that could have got is
that your asshole? Yes, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
From every angle bleached bleached.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like Cayle, We we got your first submission. Okay, I'm
going what else?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, I always get it up to the members of
the military. Responders and your life astronauts print that is
only if you actually entered space.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Absolutely fine with that, that mustay on.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, never trust a fart seriously.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, yes, I mean y'all out here just willing, nearly
just fucking crazy farting, but constantly that's crazy, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We're not here for the metaverse. Do we still even use.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We get rid of that. That needs to go such
a good point.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Where did the way?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Where did that go?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know, but I don't care. We need to go.
That's gone. We have just uh eradicated that. I don't
know what it's called when it gets there.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Right, stop wanting to be mad. I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Mad because because people find a way to be pissed
off and this is like so not the place for that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, yeah, yep, ladies, check your fridge. We still do
with that with.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's that's dated. Now gotta go.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, that's old, old news.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We're ratifying, is what the word I was looking for.
We're ratifying the constant.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like it, like it, love it. Screaming at people typically
doesn't calm them down.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
For airlines safety.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, that's a fact. But I mean that's just
that should just be a life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
For work people stop doing it, I think.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So, Okay, that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Never put glass up your ass. Waite a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, that's that should just be a rule. A
little bit, I could go. I mean, I feel like
we shouldn't need to know, Jason, I think that they do.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I guess if you're gonna put glass up there now,
you're just gonna do it regardless.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I guess what I mean, you're going to tell the
doctor that you slipped and fell on itsehold, yeah, okay,
what's that? What else?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, couple more if I if I ain't going, no,
if I am bowing, I ain't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Going, except that little issue in recently. But other than that,
aside from.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That, don't mess with wild animals.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Don't master, leave it. It's fine, don't master.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
We'll do that. If it ain't we it's crack. Hello,
that's for keep on put that on there.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, Look, if y'all want to do crag okay, I
mean for crack. Thank you thanks for letting us know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I mean, I've gone, I've got right from weed to
black tar heroin. So it's I want to sleep it.
Let me take a gummy. This isn't enough objectibles.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Else, don't mess with wild animals.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We did that one and it stays.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm really concerned with that when coming off. It's not
messing with Apple chargers.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Because that's so true.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Ye, yeah, yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm a brokie, and I don't have the new I
never will.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Three different generations of ship, which means they gonna have
three different kind of chargers because it's not all the same.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, it's goofy.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's all they do. By the way, Yes, I saw
Mark Zuckerberg talking about this. Of course he's a hater
because they're competitors, but he's right when he says that
Apple is not doing ship to improve their products. They
tiny little improvement and then you gotta go buy a
whole ass new twelve dollars phone. And then they changed
the thing on it, so it's like now I gonna
buy It's like, no, you like what happened to the
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days when the I know what happens, Steve Jobs happened,
But when every new phone was like revolutionary, like everyone
was like amazingly different, and now there's none of that,
and then I got to buy a new fucking charger.
So yeah, I'm pissed about it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What you saying, Oh, it's the worst B shady, not messy.
I don't love that.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't mean, I don't Yeah, who's some of these?
I think somebodys just went on there without any consultation. No,
that needs to come on.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, it's whatever. Somebody said he out of the constitution
and I did. Yeah, I don't know. I think she's
at home. No, I did not go.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think someone I think I think it's uh, someone's
haacking in. I don't know who it is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But my notes app and the last one we added today,
no surprise FaceTime calls.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, okay, good. I think I'm comfortable with where we
are with all this, so you know, good stuff?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Good? Yeah? Paulinae titties. Yeah, so you wrote on this thing,
so you've you've mentioned this before, and then you wrote
on our sheet for today. You know you're getting a
boob job or what are we getting? A lift?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
A lift in a reduction?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
A lift in a reduction. I can't wait. You don't
understand is that all they're doing or they doing other
stuff while they're there.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I wish I kind of want to tell my doctor, like.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're always trying to get stuff moved around and stuff,
and it's like, you know, I was.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Going to tell my doctor the day of surgery, like
you know, if you've got extra time on your hands,
you don't want to go home to your wife, you
can like stay here and like you know, get the
get out the light bul suction machine.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh okay, you're add on knock the fun out so
much like if you're.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
There already, just do it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say about next year when I
get my colon ascape, like while we're while we're here,
how we're here? Why you got a thing up my ass?
Can you like get rid of them ship too? Can
you suck some ship out of there?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know, it's different doctors.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is there access to that area for my asshole?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I can you's more of a blow earth than that's
a third machine?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think, asshole, while you're under.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Reached, the time comes maybe so maybe so okay, but
you you're you're trying to find inspiration. Yeah, I for
the new titties.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I gotta bring a photo, he said, He's like bringing
pH of what you think is a sea cover?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Where does he think you're going to get the photo?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. What do
you think, right my perky titties? Well, we know people
perky titties, but we're not going to go there because
the HR violation. But she put it, she did, She
did own in turn made of TikTok bragging about her
perky She said it. We didn't. She did.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If you don't, nobody will. But else I'm just jealous.
I can't relate. Mine are on the floor. So I asked.
I asked my friend Jonathan right, I was like, Hey,
I really like Alice. Who's like I asked, you, man,
his what his good friends? Alice like she got her
boobs on incredible, like top tier chef's kiss. And I
was like, I like her boobs, like right top to
your titt Can I think send me a photo? And
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he goes she would be honored, and I was like,
you're kidding, Like you're sick, You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And if someone said to me like your dick is
my inspiration, that might be the first dick pic I
ever take. Now, no one has ever said that if
you were like, hey, I'm going in to get my
dick made, and when I look at your all natural dick,
I think that's my example, and so I would be
so honored. I would probably take a picture. But other
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than that, a dick pick doesn't exist and never will
except for medical purposes only only. So what an honor?
So you're going, did you get the picture? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I got the picture.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't show it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, I wasn't. I was not going to. I mean,
it was a split second where I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Like, but she got her phone out and I'm like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's like there.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is a split second. I will be very honest with you.
I don't want to see it. That's inappropriate, that was
not said for that purpose. But there's a there was
a split second where I'm like, I'd like to see
the inspiration here because I have no idea who you're
talking about exactly medical purposes.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's all fake names. So I basically asked him do
you think she'll do it? And he was like, should
be honored. So he took initiative and told her, and
she texted me. She goes, hey, I heard there's exactly
what she said. She was very excited. She said, I
heard he wanted my boobs, and I got a photo
of the boobs and they look so good?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Are they good?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, I'll show you guys if you're inclined.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Now does that make a difference? Like did she get
she got implants right? So you're not getting implants right?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So I'm just showing for like size purposes of like
this is what I am vision. I think they look
bigger than I would like, But I also I don't
I'm not good at boob sizes, like I don't want
to explain it, like I'm to me, my boobs don't
feel what they are.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Either, because well because people have said to me, like
I have double d's and I'm like, howse wait where
I don't know. I know it has to do with
like the roundness, but I don't know. I've definitely seen
double d's right, And other people were like, I have
double d's, and I'm like, uh, I mean, I don't care.
I don't give a shit, like I don't care what
the size is. But like that, I don't know. The
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double d's that I have fucked with look a little
different than some of the double d's that people have
told me are double d's or people will say these
are c's and I'm like, they look a lot bigger
than that, right, So I guess I don't know, because
I do know it's about not necessarily about mass, but
circumference too.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, yeah, we all don't really know.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And then if you go to Victoria's Secret, I'm like,
double d up ho Dolly Parton, as Nicki Minaj would say,
like they want me to be so big in there.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
They really do. That's the thing. Like, and I really
fluctuate when you lose weight and all of that, but
I've never felt like growing up, if I heard double
D or triple D, I would think, like, your boobs
are out the door, like that's massive, but like that's
what I have on my body, and I'm like, it
doesn't feel that way. So you're right, I don't. I
don't know if it's and you want to see I
want a sea cup, so to me, I don't think
it'll be much of a difference. But if we're really
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going to go down from a triple D to a C,
there will be a massive difference. I want to do
a B almost because I know my mom growing up,
she was a bee and I always thought like she
was perfect, but she's also very proportion and like Eastern
European slimmer. But she also had like, you know, a
little body on her, and I kind of feel like
a bee might work. But then I'm like, what if
I really take my boobs off? And then I complained
about it, because I would, I would cry it. I
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would cry about it and be like, guys, why did
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That small to take my boobs off?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Take my boobs off?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Im girl?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I feel like implants, aren't I mean, there are.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Things most people I know who ever had them have
had them taken out.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You know, it's a thing. Everyone's removing them, I feel,
which is smart because they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That that's really interesting. So this woman was kind enough
to send you a picture of her tits to use
as an example.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That is like Kylie. Kylie Jenner was giving out the
recipe for her Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I saw that she did it. I saw it. And
then someone who works here posted a recipe for her boobs,
and I thought, and I think it was a parody
off of that. I couldn't tell. I wouldn't know someone did.
I wouldn't know if that person was being funny or
telling the truth. But I happen to know this person
is very outspoken about work they've had done, so I
think it was real. Uh, I'll say I'm mouthing har
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I'll turn the mics off quickly. I'll tell you who
I all know that. Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, she is open, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Very old. What's on it?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I just want she went to a real house husband
Terry dubrou Yeah, she went. I can't talk, but I'm
watching this going.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's a lot of information from I don't I don't
know if I can look at you the same way
now that I know, like your boob equation.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, are you serious? But you know that everything was well.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I just don't necessarily like I wasn't trying to think
about it like that.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I see you're saying, yeah, it is awkward, like when
coworkers post things that you feel like you're not supposed
to see.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, but I don't know. It's just now I look
at her and I'm like, you're like, I know what
you ordered? What a booby titties?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Booby titties. It's like a McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I've only called it that once, and you know she
didn't mind, but it was you know, not, No, okay,
and this all happens in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
This happens in two weeks. I'm scared shitless.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So we go on vacation for the fourth of July
and we celebrate America and then you come back with
some fucking firework titties.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, are these gonna? Are these gonna like leak or
require any kind of maintenance the way that your BBL? Did?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I know, all I do is leak around here.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm sorry, well, wow, that's know I do.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Like I'm pumping, right, I had a BBL.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
If you've been listening for a while, then you recall
that Paulina came in here, you know, fresh off of
BBL and a lot of maintenance, a lot of maintenance,
And it really was. It took a village, it really.
I think I was the only one not personally involved
in your care.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That is very true.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know, sitting on ship and on the ground and laying.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You were changing bandages.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like it was a real
it was a real family effort. But we're not thinking
that's that's not gonna happen this time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So no, my doctor said, there actually isn't a leaking.
He's like, we're doing this a different way. I didn't
know there was different ways. Oh, I'm so happy. I
don't need to leak.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Are you doing this thing that I'm doing where they
going through the Bootyal?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, that's that's next surgery. Yeah, that's the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, because I already called the guy for the kolonoscopy
for next year, and I'm like, what can we access
from the bootyhole?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What can we get to that we can take out
while we're in there? Like can we get to the
mid section for the front? Can we can we get
to that from the bootyhole? Because if I'm already out
and you're already up there, so can you suck a
little something out? It turns out you can't. Anatomically that
doesn't work. But I'm working on inventing that because I
feel like, even though I'm not a doctor, like, I
think there's something to that. I think I think we
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can make a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, it's sure, ask me a question. I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Could you ever do or considered honestly libel section?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
What are you scared? Or you're just like I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Scared, and I don't necessarily think, uh, it's not going
to solve my problem, which is I need to lose
more weight and be healthier and my cholesterol needs to
go down. So I feel like you can go get
it all sucked out and then if you don't change
your life. It's how I feel about ozembic if you
don't need it. And I don't know what the fuck
I'm talking about, and I'm not going to pretend to
be a doctor here or whatever, but like I know
(14:59):
p people, I know people in my life who have
taken ozempic and they don't need it. They could go
work out and they could lose the weight naturally, and
they choose not to, and that is their right. But
my thing is what happens when you stop taking it
and is it worth it? Are we going to find
out long term that it was worth it for the
easy way out? Now? Of course, I'm also very resentful
because I'm dragging my ass down on the fucking lake
(15:21):
shore every day like an idiot, looking stupid, you know,
and trying to lose weight more weight, and I could
just go get ozempic. And don't think I haven't thought
about that but that's like that's an easy way out,
I think, unless you need it, And there are so
many cases where people need it, you know, if morbid obesity,
or you're old, or you're diabetic, or there are a
(15:44):
bunch of reasons why I think it's useful. My dad
is seventy eight years old. I think he was taking
it for a while. That guy's not going to go
run a marathon, you know. But if he loses the weight,
then he'll live longer. More than likely he'll be healthier.
But not if he doesn't change his life too, you know,
because me, I'll go get it sucked out and then
I'll take my ass right down poor Tillows and eat it,
and I just go get it sucked out again. But
(16:04):
the number one reason is I'm scared. I don't want
to have surgery.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, it's very painful to recover. F I'm not even painful.
It's just like it's a lie we talked about. You're leaking.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't want to be put out if I don't
have to be, I don't want. I don't want. I
don't know. I heard one time and if granted he's dead,
but Steve Jobs apparently no, he did not need it. Sadly,
he kind of evaporated, but he because he got really sick.
But he he didn't want he didn't believe I read
this in his book, that his body should be opened up.
(16:35):
Like he believed that your body is encapsulated. It is
the way it is, it's from God or whatever. He
believed like it it is what it is and it's
not to be fucked with, which is apparently the reason
why for a long time you couldn't unlock the iPhone,
like you couldn't unless you worked at Apple, you couldn't
get inside the iPhone because he believed, like I'm giving
this product to you as it is. This is how
it's supposed to be. You shouldn't be going in there
(16:57):
and fucking with it, like this is how I designed it,
so this is how it is. And apparently he believed
the same thing about like surgery and stuff, which is
why he tried to do a bunch of other things
before they finally operated on him and it was too late.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I see.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But in his book he talks about how like the
body is created as it is and it's not for
us to be messing with. Now a lot of people
would argue that that's kind of crazy because modern medicine
has allowed for people to be you know, surgery operated
on or whatever and remove tumors and live a you know, long,
fruitful life. So that's kind of crazy. But I don't know.
It makes me nervous. You start cracking me open. I
(17:32):
don't want to be cracked open.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I do I do. I love I love surgeries. Ida,
you are the only one I know.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I would have to knock my ass if you were
going to operate on me, like next week. We'd have
to put me under now and then like am like
get an ambulance and like I just just just like,
don't even tell me, Like, don't even tell me it's happening.
He's coming here one day and be like hey Fred
and boom, you hit me aside the head, knock me
out right, and then give me some medicine, take me
and do it and then I wake up. I had
no say in the matter.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Who would you have take you?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's a very good question. That's a very good question.
I don't know, because I don't know. I wouldn't want
to inconvenience anyone. I'd probably make my mom come in. Yeah,
like a good forty four year old man. Does you
know no one had picked him up from the doctor
try an uber home, but they, I guess you can't know.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I had to pick up my friend Dorothy the other day.
What is it called coosterum colenso colostrum colenoscopy. I had
to go pick her up. I did. I was like, wait,
they won't let you go. She's like no, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
After s's like a zero deal, but I'm still not
excited whatsoever. And came had one. Yeah, and it was
a zero deal.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Oh my best nap in my life. I'm trying to
get another one. They're like, you can't, you can't more than.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She's like, please, can I get more in my ass?
You know? And they're like, sorry, right, I just want
to nap.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I can't get weekly colonoscopies.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's that Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Then what they gave me, oh my, I didn't even
get down to and I was like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I am out.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I like offices, I don't like hospitals. If I don't like
any of it, I'm convinced him I won't wake up.
I don't know. I guess if I don't wake up,
I didn't know yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wouldn't know if I didn't wake up right. Idea.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
My age had one the other day. He said he
walked in at eight forty five, walked out at nine
forty five. The whole fucking thing from him undressing to
being knocked out, to them going in his asshole and
looking at his asshole and then leaving it was an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Wow, that's really quick.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Longer than that I need.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Him to you know, him drift off.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I guess. I think it only takes like if it
all goes wide. I don't think it takes fifteen twenty
minutes that actual procedure itself.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
What's the age on that forty five?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
They say forty five now.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And that's like what insurance will start to cover it.
I guess they'll cover it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So one of our texters we talked about this recently,
said they'll cover it early if you call them and
say it's for prevention purposes.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
But I don't have any It does run in my family.
My grandfather did have it colon cancer, but I also
don't have any symptoms, and he did, so I mean, yeah,
they can go, they can go, do what they gotta do.
But no, no, no, sooner than that, We're not. And
someone was like, just just go do it, like, just
go do it right now. I'm like, no, no, you
(20:12):
go do it right now. That when cal was like
can I No, no, you can't. Our insurance won't pay
for that. Our insurance won't pay.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
For anything, literally anything.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
To our insurance company. Somebody from the company gets to
look in your asshole.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
That's that's what That's what happens every day anyway. There's nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, I bet a kolon Oscabi is nothing compared to
the fucking asshole reaming that I get coming to work
every day. Every day I walk in here and what
a piece of ship I am and not worth anyway anyway.
I was so positive all day to day. I really
was focused on being positive today and I trust that
I know, I really honestly, I'm gonna go ahead and
(20:55):
just pat myself on the back. I was. I was
a couple of times. I almost I almost went there,
and I just didn't. I didn't. I stayed on the
straight and narrow today, and I'm gonna try and go
the whole week. It's only four days that we're working
this week. I'm gonna try and go the whole week
back to captain positivity in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You can do a buddy, you guys.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I think I can do it. No, I really think
I can do it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I have to smile with it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Jason said he was trying that too today. And you
guys have both done great to be positive today.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And I mean my phone hasn't. No one's called me
from management to tell me anything or so. I mean,
it's been very simple. I haven't seen management, like you know.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
When I leave this room.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, do you ever see like you see people and
then then it's like, oh, yes, I do you know.
So that's that's why I have to protect my piece. Yeah,
and really just not be visible around here very often.
But that's okay, it's all right. Well we covered a lot,
but I like the ratification to the constitution. I believe
(21:53):
you've updated it now, yes, so we're really current with that. Paulina,
you know, the boom's gonna be great. Thanks boob inspiration.
And that was very kind of that person to do
that for you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I want to be somebody's inspoke.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I've seen this person's boobs before like that I don't
mean seen them, I mean, like, have I seen this person,
so that I would know like, oh they have they
appear to have nice boobs.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You have not, Which is why I think I could
show you.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Guys comfortable. I'm not comfortable. Not comfortable, and I respect that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I respect you, right, no consent.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I mean if she if she says like sure, like that,
she is literally like apparently she's.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Very proud of that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I mean, you're you're getting surgery to make her your
boobs look like That's what an honor?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is an honor.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No one has ever said, can I can I make
a part of my body look like yours? Fred? No
one has ever said that ever. IM so all right,
Well that was an excellent tangent, guys, really good job,
good work. So if you would, uh it hit that,
if you made it this far, I always wonder how
many people make it this far. If you set us
to the preset, if you'd set Fred show on demand
(22:55):
as a preset, if you go on you, and that's
a lot of ship we're asking you to do. I know,
go to you YouTube, hit subscribe on the socials, Instagram, Facebook,
all the places, if you'd follow us, you know, just
because just because they got reports and metrics, and algorithms,
and you know it's like less support us free. Yeah right.
(23:17):
It doesn't take that much time, it doesn't cost you anything.
You know. Good, we'll have a nice day everyone,
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