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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm thinking about I'm no, I'm thinking about this. I'm
thinking about no, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about
the tangent. I'm thinking about how I want to Okay,
just hit the thing, hit the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
HiT's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air, all right? So I thought
about him. I thought about the tangent, and okay. The
average amount of time that a woman can keep a secret,
according to research, is forty seven hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What which sounds like a long time? Actually, I think
I think there are a lot of variables here that
aren't being considered. I think it depends on what kind
of secret, whose secret, how major the secret is, who's
involved in said secret. I don't know if you can
just say that the average amount of time then a
woman can keep a secret is forty seven hours and
fifteen minutes, because again, it's like, is it like really
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really really like I'm you know, somebody murdered somebody or
something like, you might keep that for your whole life.
I mean, but if it's something like benign, it's not
the big of a deal. I don't know. Maybe you
would say it's sooner. But here is my question in
the tangent today. Who on this show do you believe
is the best secret keeper? Who would you trust the
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most with your secret?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah? Again Yeah, I don't think we've ever played this,
not this version, but we've.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Played of like who would you trust if you went
to jail? Who would you kill? Who would you marry?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I just love that's a different question.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I know who trusses me out, though I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The only one with everyone Mark.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, I like, no one's do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's do it, all right, We'll start with you then, Paulina,
since you open your mouth. Okay, So I mean it's
I don't I don't think it's an offensive. If there
are five six of us, there could only be one
best secret keeper.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't know why it has to be insulting to anybody.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
This is tough because everybody's got their ways, if that
makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Like, Okay, I think I've told everybody here.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
A quote secret. I mean, I don't really have secrets.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But if I did, I told every body, and from
the most part, I think everybody's pretty good. They cut
it to themselves. But eventually my secret comes out. So
it's not like a secret anymore. Like I'll say, oh,
by the way, I don't know, I can't even think
of one.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I'll say, oh, who was in the room, really, hey.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Caylen Jason, like this is happening, or I've told you
Suffred like privately, like.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
If you see here's the thing. I'm going to say
this right now. I'm the best secret keeper. And here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
If you told no, I am no, no, no, no, here's
the difference.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Here's the difference if you say to me, hey, like
I don't want I don't want to talk about this,
or like hey, this is going on, or what if
I know it's like really serious, or if you say, hey,
this isn't for the error, hey, like this is between
you and me, steel trap not being When have you
said to me, do not say this?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
And I said, tell you right now, tell me yes.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
So when I was going through my bed bug issue,
there was a reason why I needed you to not
talk about it anymore. I'll me looking for other apartments
and people being like, yo, this bitch has bed.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Bug and said yes if you said it on the air, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
this is I said.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
We cannot talk about it anymore, and I said this
off the air.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't remember that. I don't remember that, but you
also said it on the air already. So it's like
if you said it on the air, I don't know
why I can't call back to something that you already
said you already, I mean, you said it for a
million people.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Like, it just doesn't because there were other factors.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I was staying at someone's house who didn't know because
they were on a very serious trip aka they're a honeymoon,
or I didn't want them to know, so there were
other factors. I just said, can you please not say
anything anymore? And we still talked about it, which is fine,
I mean it is.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just don't remember that. Yeah, okay, well I don't.
But anyway, I guess I don't think that's a secret, though.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
But I said please, no more, please.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But I mean, okay, all right, I'm not gonna argue
with you, but like it's, yeah, that's different than if
you say to me, I don't remember you saying that.
But if you say to me, don't say this that
it's never going to be said. But if you already
said it, I don't I don't know that's different than
keeping a seat. It's not that wasn't a secret. OK,
I got it in my opinion, but I just don't
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remember you saying that. I don't remember it being that
big a deal. Anyway, I'm the best secret keeper. Next topic,
You're not getting out of this, You're getting at this.
Who do you think is the best secret keeper?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Honestly, I think Paulina because I think she's probably the
person that I tell the most in like the history
of my life too, and I think for the most
part she's kept steel trap.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's a fact. I don't like repeating stuff like I
don't I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It's like to pick myself. I would, Yeah, me too,
because I think I I have kept like secrets for
years decades.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Even you might actually be the best. You might be
the best.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
I try to if it's like really really really important, like.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Or you'll forget you've admitted life. I just forgot.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I forget.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
That helps me.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
That comes into my advantage of my early onset.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But yeah, I think I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More transparent than I should be. But if that's true,
then the things I haven't said are more important than
the things I have said, Like the things like I
communicate a lot of things I know about this place
and what's happening to my detriment, I shouldn't. I should
just keep it to myself, honestly, because I get penalized
left and right. But but if that's what the stuff
I don't say, there's a lot of stuff I don't
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say because I can't, so like think about that, because
I think I think you might be thinking like he's
not the best secret keeper because he tells us everything
that's going on, but I don't not everything. Like if
I think if it's gonna be if it's going to
impact you, then I tell you. But if it's like
there's other stuff that I that that comes and goes
that you never know about, and that's my job to
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keep stuff from getting to you.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Have you held a secret for one of us that
that not the rest of us know?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm sure that you've all told me things.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And if you tell me something independently of everyone else,
I'm not going to be the one to tell.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
The unknown, right, No, Like I've kept like I've known
health secrets about some of you, and then I've never
said and I've told my most like cannot get out
at all secrets to Jason, and they have I have
never gotten out, So that was my little you know,
justin you you're a good secret keeper.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well maybe it's Jason then because you're just not in.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I don't trust nobody.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
I think everybody tell two people no matter, Like, if
I tell you something, I expect you to tell two people.
That's what they say, that's what I that's und on
the level.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Like I might tell if it's not that serious. I
might be telling my best friend who's a vault, Okay,
but if it's health or like really can't tell, then
I won't.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, what if you said to me something,
you know whatever, you let.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
It slip on the air.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I absolutely would not.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Have conversation on the porch that are not on the air,
and you'll be like, I just overheard.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
But that's what we do for a living.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Hearing off air conversations.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, Like I think.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I think if you're just freely saying something in the hallway,
then that's fair to be said on the air.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Okay, good to know, Good to know.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't like, why would you say something where the
traffic people and the people in the fucking office can
hear and then we can't talk about on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, that doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That's what we do for a living.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Traffic stays over there.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
I'm just saying if sometimes if I say something off air,
it doesn't always mean it should be on air.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, Sometimes it's just for you guys.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
As for me, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I think I think if you don't want something on
the air, and you're saying it out in the open,
then you should say, hey, I don't want I don't
want this on the air. I think that's fair because
if you're just saying it, like if you if we're
in here and it's you're alone, and you're like, hey,
I gotta tell you something that's not going on the air.
But if we're just bullshitting out there, as far as
I'm concerned, if we're bullshitting before the show, then that
why wouldn't we carry that in here? Like if there's
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a good conversation or we're vibing or whatever. No one
has ever said to me do not except for apparently Kaitlin,
do not say this on the do not say this,
And then I just go, hey, fuck you, I'm gonna
say it. Anyway, even in that case of the bed Bucks,
the only reason I would have repeated it is because
we did talk about it on the year extensively, so
I guess it was like, oh, I didn't realize that
was I don't know, but no one has ever said
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to me like, I got this thing and then I'm like, okay, cool,
So world, Paulina's got this sting third nipple.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I know you had to take it off, but I'm
so sorry to bring that up. I just got lifted. Yeah,
it's just closer to your chin now. Yeah, I can
see it better now. So I couldn't see it, but
now I can see it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I just I think if we're all bullshitting at work,
I guess I don't know that I think that that.
I mean, that wouldn't necessarily apply to me.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
This is top sew I know now, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh, okay, all right, so Jason Brown then Windsy Award
for Best Secret Keeberd.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
I would vote for the battle that we got to
to get there. But yeah, it's me, surprise, It's me.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I think people. I think people rely on you for
almost everything around here.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I think you are the no I pride myself in
keeping my secret ever since I kept my best friend's
pregnancy is secret thought of for like almost seven months. Like,
if I could do that, I think I could keep
anything a secret.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah, that's one of the biggest accomplishments of my life.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
But you've known for years.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh, this happened, that happened before.
So then once I got that information, I was like, Oh,
I'm good, Like I'm Gucci.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
You know, I don't have a last secret.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So that's the thing. I'm like, he's the most secret
me too. How do we get secret?
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Like I don't have You have secrets?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
You want to tell people your middle name, Well that's.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Not a secret.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Just be immature. But I don't really have.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Any Your boyfriend's a secret.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
But I don't know him, like I shared him with y'all.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
But why I met him, Fred, I don't know why.
You don't come anywhere they met him? Everybody has met him,
everyone him, Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Where everyone in about where is that?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Listen, you will meet him at the wedding probably that
will probably Friday, Saturday, girl.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Today Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
We've had show events, we've had dinners, we've had all
kinds of ship where other people's people came.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
Would I would never bring him to a show event,
But I.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Mean, like we've had dinner before where Mike has come.
We've had dinner before where well, how he never shows up?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
No, Ma, me go to a wedding, because a wedding
then before rehearsal.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Frog, how do you miss that close down by that
I've heard y.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
After us? It was like it never could be a
bigger party ever.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Ever.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, but like you don't bring him to like if
we're like hanging out, go to dinner or something, you
don't bring him.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
No, that's just maybe he's just not a he's not available,
usually works scheduled.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Yeah, he usually works nights, so he's typically not available.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
But also you know, hey, you meet him, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I won't like him.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
No, what does that mean? I might not like Sheila?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Whoever?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
You over there?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Talk about you? No one knew about me and Sheila.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But thanks appreciating that, so we know who's not the
good secret keeper Jason about Sheila for years instead of word.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Sheila loosen to like him more than they like me,
so that you know, I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But yes, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
So you would Jason for you, and you're not gonna
trust anyone.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Kiki, probably not. I'm knowing Jason though as the best
secret keeper.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I trust all of you honestly, but I suppose I
think Jason's probably I would argue the best secret keeper.
But I don't know that any of you ever I'm
aware of, have betrayed me.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Not that I'm aware of relationships of yours that like
people didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That's what I mean, if I had to say it,
maybe Jason. But again, I don't know that any of
you have ever said anything about my stuff, so you know,
and as it retains to like real stuff, I wouldn't
repeat anything that anyone didn't tell me I could repeat.
So I'm trying to think of I don't think I
have anything that incriminating, but you.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Know, circle of trust.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But I do think you have to delineate clearly for me,
as the dude leading the conversation and the dude who
spends most of my time setting everybody up. I think
you do probably have to be pretty clear, like, no,
it's your job, Hey, it's not this, and that's fine,
you know, that's that's cool. And I tend to stick
to what's on the sheet. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
sometimes you guys say brilliant and I'm like, well, that
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was brilliant, That's what I mean. I was like, that's brilliant,
Like you don't know how brilliant that was. That was brilliant,
And so brilliance needs to see the light of day,
you know. Yeah, I guess, I guess I know what.
I hold you all equally sacred as far as the
secret keeping is concerned. Yeah, yeah, cool. Anyway, honestly though,
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I mean I'm not I'm not for one time, I'm
not fucking around like I actually would say. I think
we keep a pretty tight circle here. You know, it's
against the world, right it is. They're all they're all
coming for us, man. They're all coming for us man,
and they're trying to duplicate us. They're trying to You
should see, they got it. They got Leaky over there now, yeah, Jude,
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they got They got Leaky's court now too, which is.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Judge Leaky. It's crazy man, crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well people are figuring it out though. All right, Well,
so that that's start to finish.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I'm being Pauline Kky got got out of it without
answering a name.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But I know they did, and so did Jason. Basically,
you're right. Listen, you're right, that's true. Listen, yeah, you're answered.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
What What is the question?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Any secret?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
What games are not fun if we don't all play?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Would I mean Jason, I feel like he would, he would,
it would, Paulina would get it out of him at
some point. She's gonna tell her two best friends and
then it's gonna all come back. Like I know, you know,
everybody gonna tell two people, and that's okay.
Speaker 9 (14:37):
We all need two people.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I don't know if you need to.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'm not telling two people.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I don't even think I have an outlet from.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
My You're gonna tell your mom?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, there's a lot of I keep from her. Well,
because I'll be honest with you, I don't. I love
my mom to death. I don't trust her to keep
her mouth shut because I mean, she doesn't. I love
my mom, but she doesn't really listen anymore, and like
she'll just say shit, and I'm like, Mom, that wasn't
for out loud. And I trust her, but I don't.
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I don't share secrets with her.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I don't understand secrets.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't think she does. Like, and I can't say
anything about my sister because she just tells her and
vice versa, you know, So like I really I don't
have my therapist as my outlet. I guess because she's
legally obligated to keep my secrets.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's good. So now that lady knows a lot of.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Shit, that's the one we got to get to.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Good luck, good luck, hippa.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
She won't even I've seen her in public before, and
she'll pretend she doesn't even know me.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, they're not allowed to acknowledge you first.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, that's right. And so I said something to her.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
This was early on, this is years and years ago,
but I was like, hey, like we walk right by
each other on the street, Like what the fuck? And
she's like, well, if you stop me, that's fine, but
otherwise I don't know. Maybe you don't want people to
know who I am and what I do. You know
that that's on you. But it was weird because it
felt very detached, like it felt very emotionless.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You got my secret st.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Right like here I am, you know, sharing sharing all
this stuff, and you're helping me work through all this
stuff or whatever, you know, interpersonally or in my past
or whatever, and then you just cruising on by like
you don't even I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
It hurts?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I said it, and I said it to her, like
we sat down the next week. I was like, so
you're just gonna walk right by me? She did you
not see me? And she's like and she explained it.
She's like, if you want, if you want, you could
stop me and say hi, and I'll stop and say
hi to you. But I don't assume that you want
people to know that we know each other or why wow.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
My mom, who's also a therapist, used to see people
literally when I was in high school. She would see
students that also went to that high school. And so
when she would be at football games, like supporting me
for Palms, they would go up to her and be like,
what are you doing here? And she'd be like, I
don't know, and they're like, do you have a daughter
on palms. She's like, I could have a son in football.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I don't know, Like leave me interesting.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
And she never told me shout out to her like that,
she saw, you know, my co students, what.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Do they interesting?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
My coworkers.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I was in an event long ago in the suburbs
and a woman walked up to me and she was
an obgyn and she was like talking to me whatever whatever.
She's like, yeah, I see pretty much everybody in this room,
you know. And I was like, she got a lot
of patients you know here, and it was like a
small community, so it would make sense. But I'm just like,
that must be weird. That's a very personal thing, obviously
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very private thing, you know, whether it's childbirth or whatever else,
and you would go there with like stuff that's normal
to her but maybe abnormal for you or uncomfortable, and
like here she is walking around and again I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Not a physician.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't do this all day, So the odds are
she doesn't even think about it, and don't think twice
would give a shit.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
But I'd be like, dude, does.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She remember that time I went in there with that
thing about that thing because of that thing that happened
with that thing, you know what I mean? And like
she probably doesn't, but I would be I would be looking.
I don't know, it'd be weird. Yeah, you know, I
probably wouldn't like hang out and have a drink with
the person that was like, you know, right, or that
time I thought I had, you know, flesh eating vagina
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to disease or whatever, and it was like, you know
the one that everyone dreads.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
You know what I mean, I can't stand that, And
it was.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like, yo, I am flesh eating and stick Actually you don't,
but you're an idiot. Or you know that time that
you had that like you know for some and you
can't tell who. You're not sure who got you pregnant
or whatever? Yeah, I don't know, but like I would
imagine that a gynecologist would occasionally hear stories like that
and who are you going to turn to?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And they're never going to tell anybody because they can't
legally or at least they can't identify who but you
and that person.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Know, right, And they're always asking like how many people?
It's like get off my back, like get.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Off my nuts right right?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Are you using projection? Get off my nuts?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Right? Right?
Speaker 10 (18:35):
I would like to ask a real medical professional like that,
can just keep it real, we won't even put it
face in it. But like I they have to talk
about that stuff with their coworkers.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, like well I did. Doctors and they tell me stuff.
They don't tell me who, but they tell me the stuff. Yeah,
and some of the stuff is wild, which is why
I'm saying that, like the stuff that people come in with,
Like if you look around this office right now, there
are people that you would not ever suspect who have
gone to the doctor for things that you would never imagine.
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And the doctors see this stuff all day and then
they see you out and there's no way that if
you're the one with the coke bottle up your ass,
that they don't look at you and go like I
pulled a coke bottle out of her ass or his ass, or.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
You don't go home and say, hey, honey, Fred came,
you know, Fred from the radio station came in today
and him and she live in and she burned him,
like you know, you come on, I.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Told you I went to a doctor a bunch of
years ago, and you know, it's my legal name, and
the nurse was like, whatever, first time going to this
doctor because my other doctor laughed or something, and it
was like the whole deal, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
My name is not that, it's not Fred, it's a nickname,
and so okay, whatever and I don't really think anyone
gives a shit about me or whatever, but I don't.
I also, I don't know, I don't anybody knowing my stuff.
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And so the doctor walks it'd never met this guy,
Hey Fred, see, and I'm like now, and the doors
swung the other way so he hadn't even looked at
me yet, so it one even like he'd seen me.
The nurse went out there and said, oh, that's Fred
from the radio new doctor Alert right ran out there,
you doctor alert. Because I'm not saying she said anything,
but and I'm not saying she would say anything outside
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the confines of the office, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I didn't like it because.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm like, she immediately went and told the doctor that
something another identity of mine, which makes me just wonder, like, well,
what's being discussed? Like what if I got some shit
creeping out of me that doesn't need to be there,
Like I'm not suggesting that medical professionals. I mean, I
think by and large they keep their secrets and they
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uphold the law. But you're right, you know, is it
never going to come up that you know?
Speaker 10 (20:36):
I don't know, I don't know what right, Like can't
you imagine Beyonces doctor. You think Beyonce's doctor doesn't go
home and today Beyonce, I bet they don't, you think so.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, the end of your career, your life, probably you
get sued beyond belief.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Look hip not hippo again. No, I believe the vast
majority of medical vaginals can keep a secret. But I
also I don't know. Like, let's just pretend that that
that you don't listen, just in.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Case, right, please, just in case you just never I
don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
All right, well, Jason, congratulations, he got my vote, and
gred it's amazing.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
He gonna tell Paulina.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Never mind vote my vote, take it away. I ain't
telling nothing else. Okay, good, it's the tangent
I'm thinking about I'm no, I'm thinking about this. I'm
thinking about no, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about
the tangent. I'm thinking about how I want to Okay,
just hit the thing, hit the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
HiT's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air, all right? So I thought
about him. I thought about the tangent, and okay. The
average amount of time that a woman can keep a secret,
according to research, is forty seven hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What which sounds like a long time? Actually, I think
I think there are a lot of variables here that
aren't being considered. I think it depends on what kind
of secret, whose secret, how major the secret is, who's
involved in said secret. I don't know if you can
just say that the average amount of time then a
woman can keep a secret is forty seven hours and
fifteen minutes, because again, it's like, is it like really
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really really like I'm you know, somebody murdered somebody or
something like, you might keep that for your whole life.
I mean, but if it's something like benign, it's not
the big of a deal. I don't know. Maybe you
would say it's sooner. But here is my question in
the tangent today. Who on this show do you believe
is the best secret keeper? Who would you trust the
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most with your secret?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah? Again Yeah, I don't think we've ever played this,
not this version, but we've.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Played of like who would you trust if you went
to jail? Who would you kill? Who would you marry?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I just love that's a different question.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I know who trusses me out, though I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The only one with everyone Mark.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, I like, no one's do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's do it, all right, We'll start with you then, Paulina,
since you open your mouth. Okay, So I mean it's
I don't I don't think it's an offensive. If there
are five six of us, there could only be one
best secret keeper.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't know why it has to be insulting to anybody.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
This is tough because everybody's got their ways, if that
makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Like, Okay, I think I've told everybody here.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
A quote secret. I mean, I don't really have secrets.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But if I did, I told every body, and from
the most part, I think everybody's pretty good. They cut
it to themselves. But eventually my secret comes out. So
it's not like a secret anymore. Like I'll say, oh,
by the way, I don't know, I can't even think
of one.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I'll say, oh, who was in the room, really, hey.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Caylen Jason, like this is happening, or I've told you
Suffred like privately, like.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
If you see here's the thing. I'm going to say
this right now. I'm the best secret keeper. And here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
If you told no, I am no, no, no, no, here's
the difference.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Here's the difference if you say to me, hey, like
I don't want I don't want to talk about this,
or like hey, this is going on, or what if
I know it's like really serious, or if you say, hey,
this isn't for the error, hey, like this is between
you and me, steel trap not being When have you
said to me, do not say this?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
And I said, tell you right now, tell me yes.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
So when I was going through my bed bug issue,
there was a reason why I needed you to not
talk about it anymore. I'll me looking for other apartments
and people being like, yo, this bitch has bed.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Bug and said yes if you said it on the air, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
this is I said.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
We cannot talk about it anymore, and I said this
off the air.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't remember that. I don't remember that, but you
also said it on the air already. So it's like
if you said it on the air, I don't know
why I can't call back to something that you already
said you already, I mean, you said it for a
million people.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Like, it just doesn't because there were other factors.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I was staying at someone's house who didn't know because
they were on a very serious trip aka they're a honeymoon,
or I didn't want them to know, so there were
other factors. I just said, can you please not say
anything anymore? And we still talked about it, which is fine,
I mean it is.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just don't remember that. Yeah, okay, well I don't.
But anyway, I guess I don't think that's a secret, though.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
But I said please, no more, please.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But I mean, okay, all right, I'm not gonna argue
with you, but like it's, yeah, that's different than if
you say to me, I don't remember you saying that.
But if you say to me, don't say this that
it's never going to be said. But if you already
said it, I don't I don't know that's different than
keeping a seat. It's not that wasn't a secret. OK,
I got it in my opinion, but I just don't
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remember you saying that. I don't remember it being that
big a deal. Anyway, I'm the best secret keeper. Next topic,
You're not getting out of this, You're getting at this.
Who do you think is the best secret keeper?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Honestly, I think Paulina because I think she's probably the
person that I tell the most in like the history
of my life too, and I think for the most
part she's kept steel trap.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's a fact. I don't like repeating stuff like I
don't I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It's like to pick myself. I would, Yeah, me too,
because I think I I have kept like secrets for
years decades.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Even you might actually be the best. You might be
the best.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
I try to if it's like really really really important, like.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Or you'll forget you've admitted life. I just forgot.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I forget.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
That helps me.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
That comes into my advantage of my early onset.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But yeah, I think I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More transparent than I should be. But if that's true,
then the things I haven't said are more important than
the things I have said, Like the things like I
communicate a lot of things I know about this place
and what's happening to my detriment, I shouldn't. I should
just keep it to myself, honestly, because I get penalized
left and right. But but if that's what the stuff
I don't say, there's a lot of stuff I don't
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say because I can't, so like think about that, because
I think I think you might be thinking like he's
not the best secret keeper because he tells us everything
that's going on, but I don't not everything. Like if
I think if it's gonna be if it's going to
impact you, then I tell you. But if it's like
there's other stuff that I that that comes and goes
that you never know about, and that's my job to
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keep stuff from getting to you.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Have you held a secret for one of us that
that not the rest of us know?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm sure that you've all told me things.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And if you tell me something independently of everyone else,
I'm not going to be the one to tell.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
The unknown, right, No, Like I've kept like I've known
health secrets about some of you, and then I've never
said and I've told my most like cannot get out
at all secrets to Jason, and they have I have
never gotten out, So that was my little you know,
justin you you're a good secret keeper.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well maybe it's Jason then because you're just not in.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I don't trust nobody.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
I think everybody tell two people no matter, Like, if
I tell you something, I expect you to tell two people.
That's what they say, that's what I that's und on
the level.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Like I might tell if it's not that serious. I
might be telling my best friend who's a vault, Okay,
but if it's health or like really can't tell, then
I won't.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, what if you said to me something,
you know whatever, you let.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
It slip on the air.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I absolutely would not.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Have conversation on the porch that are not on the air,
and you'll be like, I just overheard.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
But that's what we do for a living.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Hearing off air conversations.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, Like I think.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I think if you're just freely saying something in the hallway,
then that's fair to be said on the air.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Okay, good to know, Good to know.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't like, why would you say something where the
traffic people and the people in the fucking office can
hear and then we can't talk about on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, that doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That's what we do for a living.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Traffic stays over there.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
I'm just saying if sometimes if I say something off air,
it doesn't always mean it should be on air.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, Sometimes it's just for you guys.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
As for me, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I think I think if you don't want something on
the air, and you're saying it out in the open,
then you should say, hey, I don't want I don't
want this on the air. I think that's fair because
if you're just saying it, like if you if we're
in here and it's you're alone, and you're like, hey,
I gotta tell you something that's not going on the air.
But if we're just bullshitting out there, as far as
I'm concerned, if we're bullshitting before the show, then that
why wouldn't we carry that in here? Like if there's
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a good conversation or we're vibing or whatever. No one
has ever said to me do not except for apparently Kaitlin,
do not say this on the do not say this,
And then I just go, hey, fuck you, I'm gonna
say it. Anyway, even in that case of the bed Bucks,
the only reason I would have repeated it is because
we did talk about it on the year extensively, so
I guess it was like, oh, I didn't realize that
was I don't know, but no one has ever said
(08:11):
to me like, I got this thing and then I'm like, okay, cool,
So world, Paulina's got this sting third nipple.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I know you had to take it off, but I'm
so sorry to bring that up. I just got lifted. Yeah,
it's just closer to your chin now. Yeah, I can
see it better now. So I couldn't see it, but
now I can see it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I just I think if we're all bullshitting at work,
I guess I don't know that I think that that.
I mean, that wouldn't necessarily apply to me.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
This is top sew I know now, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh, okay, all right, so Jason Brown then Windsy Award
for Best Secret Keeberd.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
I would vote for the battle that we got to
to get there. But yeah, it's me, surprise, It's me.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I think people. I think people rely on you for
almost everything around here.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I think you are the no I pride myself in
keeping my secret ever since I kept my best friend's
pregnancy is secret thought of for like almost seven months. Like,
if I could do that, I think I could keep
anything a secret.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah, that's one of the biggest accomplishments of my life.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
But you've known for years.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh, this happened, that happened before.
So then once I got that information, I was like, Oh,
I'm good, Like I'm Gucci.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
You know, I don't have a last secret.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So that's the thing. I'm like, he's the most secret
me too. How do we get secret?
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Like I don't have You have secrets?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
You want to tell people your middle name, Well that's.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Not a secret.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Just be immature. But I don't really have.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Any Your boyfriend's a secret.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
But I don't know him, like I shared him with y'all.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
But why I met him, Fred, I don't know why.
You don't come anywhere they met him? Everybody has met him,
everyone him, Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Where everyone in about where is that?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Listen, you will meet him at the wedding probably that
will probably Friday, Saturday, girl.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Today Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
We've had show events, we've had dinners, we've had all
kinds of ship where other people's people came.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
Would I would never bring him to a show event,
But I.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Mean, like we've had dinner before where Mike has come.
We've had dinner before where well, how he never shows up?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
No, Ma, me go to a wedding, because a wedding
then before rehearsal.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Frog, how do you miss that close down by that
I've heard y.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
After us? It was like it never could be a
bigger party ever.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Ever.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, but like you don't bring him to like if
we're like hanging out, go to dinner or something, you
don't bring him.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
No, that's just maybe he's just not a he's not available,
usually works scheduled.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Yeah, he usually works nights, so he's typically not available.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
But also you know, hey, you meet him, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I won't like him.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
No, what does that mean? I might not like Sheila?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Whoever?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
You over there?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Talk about you? No one knew about me and Sheila.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But thanks appreciating that, so we know who's not the
good secret keeper Jason about Sheila for years instead of word.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Sheila loosen to like him more than they like me,
so that you know, I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But yes, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
So you would Jason for you, and you're not gonna
trust anyone.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Kiki, probably not. I'm knowing Jason though as the best
secret keeper.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I trust all of you honestly, but I suppose I
think Jason's probably I would argue the best secret keeper.
But I don't know that any of you ever I'm
aware of, have betrayed me.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Not that I'm aware of relationships of yours that like
people didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That's what I mean, if I had to say it,
maybe Jason. But again, I don't know that any of
you have ever said anything about my stuff, so you know,
and as it retains to like real stuff, I wouldn't
repeat anything that anyone didn't tell me I could repeat.
So I'm trying to think of I don't think I
have anything that incriminating, but you.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Know, circle of trust.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But I do think you have to delineate clearly for me,
as the dude leading the conversation and the dude who
spends most of my time setting everybody up. I think
you do probably have to be pretty clear, like, no,
it's your job, Hey, it's not this, and that's fine,
you know, that's that's cool. And I tend to stick
to what's on the sheet. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
sometimes you guys say brilliant and I'm like, well, that
(12:53):
was brilliant, That's what I mean. I was like, that's brilliant,
Like you don't know how brilliant that was. That was brilliant,
And so brilliance needs to see the light of day,
you know. Yeah, I guess, I guess I know what.
I hold you all equally sacred as far as the
secret keeping is concerned. Yeah, yeah, cool. Anyway, honestly though,
(13:14):
I mean I'm not I'm not for one time, I'm
not fucking around like I actually would say. I think
we keep a pretty tight circle here. You know, it's
against the world, right it is. They're all they're all
coming for us, man. They're all coming for us man,
and they're trying to duplicate us. They're trying to You
should see, they got it. They got Leaky over there now, yeah, Jude,
(13:37):
they got They got Leaky's court now too, which is.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Judge Leaky. It's crazy man, crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well people are figuring it out though. All right, Well,
so that that's start to finish.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I'm being Pauline Kky got got out of it without
answering a name.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But I know they did, and so did Jason. Basically,
you're right. Listen, you're right, that's true. Listen, yeah, you're answered.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
What What is the question?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Any secret?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
What games are not fun if we don't all play?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Would I mean Jason, I feel like he would, he would,
it would, Paulina would get it out of him at
some point. She's gonna tell her two best friends and
then it's gonna all come back. Like I know, you know,
everybody gonna tell two people, and that's okay.
Speaker 9 (14:37):
We all need two people.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I don't know if you need to.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'm not telling two people.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I don't even think I have an outlet from.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
My You're gonna tell your mom?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, there's a lot of I keep from her. Well,
because I'll be honest with you, I don't. I love
my mom to death. I don't trust her to keep
her mouth shut because I mean, she doesn't. I love
my mom, but she doesn't really listen anymore, and like
she'll just say shit, and I'm like, Mom, that wasn't
for out loud. And I trust her, but I don't.
(15:10):
I don't share secrets with her.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I don't understand secrets.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't think she does. Like, and I can't say
anything about my sister because she just tells her and
vice versa, you know, So like I really I don't
have my therapist as my outlet. I guess because she's
legally obligated to keep my secrets.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's good. So now that lady knows a lot of.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Shit, that's the one we got to get to.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Good luck, good luck, hippa.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
She won't even I've seen her in public before, and
she'll pretend she doesn't even know me.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, they're not allowed to acknowledge you first.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, that's right. And so I said something to her.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
This was early on, this is years and years ago,
but I was like, hey, like we walk right by
each other on the street, Like what the fuck? And
she's like, well, if you stop me, that's fine, but
otherwise I don't know. Maybe you don't want people to
know who I am and what I do. You know
that that's on you. But it was weird because it
felt very detached, like it felt very emotionless.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You got my secret st.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Right like here I am, you know, sharing sharing all
this stuff, and you're helping me work through all this
stuff or whatever, you know, interpersonally or in my past
or whatever, and then you just cruising on by like
you don't even I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
It hurts?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I said it, and I said it to her, like
we sat down the next week. I was like, so
you're just gonna walk right by me? She did you
not see me? And she's like and she explained it.
She's like, if you want, if you want, you could
stop me and say hi, and I'll stop and say
hi to you. But I don't assume that you want
people to know that we know each other or why wow.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
My mom, who's also a therapist, used to see people
literally when I was in high school. She would see
students that also went to that high school. And so
when she would be at football games, like supporting me
for Palms, they would go up to her and be like,
what are you doing here? And she'd be like, I
don't know, and they're like, do you have a daughter
on palms. She's like, I could have a son in football.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I don't know, Like leave me interesting.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
And she never told me shout out to her like that,
she saw, you know, my co students, what.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Do they interesting?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
My coworkers.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I was in an event long ago in the suburbs
and a woman walked up to me and she was
an obgyn and she was like talking to me whatever whatever.
She's like, yeah, I see pretty much everybody in this room,
you know. And I was like, she got a lot
of patients you know here, and it was like a
small community, so it would make sense. But I'm just like,
that must be weird. That's a very personal thing, obviously
(17:20):
very private thing, you know, whether it's childbirth or whatever else,
and you would go there with like stuff that's normal
to her but maybe abnormal for you or uncomfortable, and
like here she is walking around and again I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Not a physician.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't do this all day, So the odds are
she doesn't even think about it, and don't think twice
would give a shit.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
But I'd be like, dude, does.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She remember that time I went in there with that
thing about that thing because of that thing that happened
with that thing, you know what I mean? And like
she probably doesn't, but I would be I would be looking.
I don't know, it'd be weird. Yeah, you know, I
probably wouldn't like hang out and have a drink with
the person that was like, you know, right, or that
time I thought I had, you know, flesh eating vagina
(17:59):
to disease or whatever, and it was like, you know
the one that everyone dreads.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
You know what I mean, I can't stand that, And
it was.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like, yo, I am flesh eating and stick Actually you don't,
but you're an idiot. Or you know that time that
you had that like you know for some and you
can't tell who. You're not sure who got you pregnant
or whatever? Yeah, I don't know, but like I would
imagine that a gynecologist would occasionally hear stories like that
and who are you going to turn to?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And they're never going to tell anybody because they can't
legally or at least they can't identify who but you
and that person.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Know, right, And they're always asking like how many people?
It's like get off my back, like get.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Off my nuts right right?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Are you using projection? Get off my nuts?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Right? Right?
Speaker 10 (18:35):
I would like to ask a real medical professional like that,
can just keep it real, we won't even put it
face in it. But like I they have to talk
about that stuff with their coworkers.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, like well I did. Doctors and they tell me stuff.
They don't tell me who, but they tell me the stuff. Yeah,
and some of the stuff is wild, which is why
I'm saying that, like the stuff that people come in with,
Like if you look around this office right now, there
are people that you would not ever suspect who have
gone to the doctor for things that you would never imagine.
(19:04):
And the doctors see this stuff all day and then
they see you out and there's no way that if
you're the one with the coke bottle up your ass,
that they don't look at you and go like I
pulled a coke bottle out of her ass or his ass, or.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
You don't go home and say, hey, honey, Fred came,
you know, Fred from the radio station came in today
and him and she live in and she burned him,
like you know, you come on, I.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Told you I went to a doctor a bunch of
years ago, and you know, it's my legal name, and
the nurse was like, whatever, first time going to this
doctor because my other doctor laughed or something, and it
was like the whole deal, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
My name is not that, it's not Fred, it's a nickname,
and so okay, whatever and I don't really think anyone
gives a shit about me or whatever, but I don't.
I also, I don't know, I don't anybody knowing my stuff.
(19:46):
And so the doctor walks it'd never met this guy,
Hey Fred, see, and I'm like now, and the doors
swung the other way so he hadn't even looked at
me yet, so it one even like he'd seen me.
The nurse went out there and said, oh, that's Fred
from the radio new doctor Alert right ran out there,
you doctor alert. Because I'm not saying she said anything,
but and I'm not saying she would say anything outside
(20:07):
the confines of the office, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I didn't like it because.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm like, she immediately went and told the doctor that
something another identity of mine, which makes me just wonder, like, well,
what's being discussed? Like what if I got some shit
creeping out of me that doesn't need to be there,
Like I'm not suggesting that medical professionals. I mean, I
think by and large they keep their secrets and they
(20:31):
uphold the law. But you're right, you know, is it
never going to come up that you know?
Speaker 10 (20:36):
I don't know, I don't know what right, Like can't
you imagine Beyonces doctor. You think Beyonce's doctor doesn't go
home and today Beyonce, I bet they don't, you think so.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, the end of your career, your life, probably you
get sued beyond belief.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Look hip not hippo again. No, I believe the vast
majority of medical vaginals can keep a secret. But I
also I don't know. Like, let's just pretend that that
that you don't listen, just in.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Case, right, please, just in case you just never I
don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
All right, well, Jason, congratulations, he got my vote, and
gred it's amazing.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
He gonna tell Paulina.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Never mind vote my vote, take it away. I ain't
telling nothing else. Okay, good, it's the tangent
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