January 7, 2025 • 27 mins
The recent snowstorm and the city's lack of preparedness. KiddChris shares his experience of getting stuck in the snow while trying to drive home from work.
The arrest of a high school learning disabilities teacher in Virginia has KiddChris excited! She was selling vape cartridges containing THC and nicotine to her students!
The anniversary of Queensrÿche's album Empire going gold sends KiddChris down memory lane about his GF from High School.
Sarah Elise's shares her experience of sneaking out of her house as a teenager to meet a guy she met online!
The arrest of a high school learning disabilities teacher in Virginia has KiddChris excited! She was selling vape cartridges containing THC and nicotine to her students!
The anniversary of Queensrÿche's album Empire going gold sends KiddChris down memory lane about his GF from High School.
Sarah Elise's shares her experience of sneaking out of her house as a teenager to meet a guy she met online!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sarah today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, first, you know, we'll put it all out there
that you and I are both at home today doing this.
And it's not because I'm afraid to go out in
the snow.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I was gonna say no. Because this is why this
is so funny. All you did on Monday and on
social media over the weekend was give everybody a hard
time about staying home and not going into work. And
here we are working from home and you're stuck.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, it's because of everybody else for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know what we have to in our life. We
have to have.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Insurance, right for our cars, you have to have home insurance.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why do you have to have all that stuff, Sarah?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And usually, well, yeah, you got to protect yourself and
usually you don't even need it. So you're spending thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
A year prepared that thing to be prepared, right, so that, yeah,
you got to be prepared for something terrible. And so
of course our city and all this stuff, and I
live in Loveland, we don't prepare for snow. So we
have all these roads that aren't plowed. So yeah, nothing's ploid.
(01:18):
We're not prepared. We're held to where we have to
prepare and pay for all this stuff. But the cities
don't have Dude, They're like, no, we're not going to
prepare for that because so the hell with it. We
had no heads up that this was coming. Just about
a week and a half. That's all so happened.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you made it to work on the morning. But
then on the way back.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
On the way back, do you get stuck?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If it was fine.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
There, I was, everything was fine, I was driving. Everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, Now I got stuck, the one the one stuck
that you know of, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So here's there were multiple stucks.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just listen to me. So I'm in Loveland. I pull
into my I pull into my neighborhood. Everything's fine. I
pull in and and I turn from my in my neighborhood,
I turn right to go to my house, towards my house,
and all of a sudden, I'm like stuck.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
When I did plow at like three o'clock in the morning, whatever,
my front tire got stuck in the part that was
piled up on the side. I got stuck. And the
guy that was outside that is on the corner right
by where our pool is and our neighborhood came running
out and was helping me and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I go, how am I stuck? He goes, he goes,
he goes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They only plowed once, and you must have like hit
the snow the bank here or whatever, and I'm like, God,
damn it. So then I finally get out. The guy
helps me. Okay, Now he's already a cooler person than me. Like,
I don't even smoke cigarettes, but if I saw somebody
stuck in the corner right by my house, I'd walk
outside with a cigarette and just smoke it and watch them.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You would not, Yes, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I've been stuck before you came to my rescue. I
know how you operate. So that was stuck number one.
What was stuck number two?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Stuck number two is I go to my house and
I turned to go into my driveway and my driveway
goes up, and as I'm turning in from again the
plowing that must have happened at like, uh, well, I
left my house at like four, so it must have
happened between four and when I got home.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
At some point. I have got I've got this picture
pulled up. It's hilarious, Like you look like you're out
in the middle of nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I must have got stuck. Well that that is
after I got unstuck. I got stuck and most of
my car was in the street.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh so you're just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, so I was hanging out, but I ended up
getting my car up into the driveway. I had to
get out and shovel my my, the woman I live
with yelled at me because I'm not supposed to be
doing that stuff because of my surgery.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, hip to hip surgery. Yeah, now you probably busted
a stitch or something.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hey whatever, whatever, right, kid Crusha. That theme song means
that the queen of the Queen City steps up to
the microphone to tell you what's important. It's not what
you think it's important. It's what Sarah Alist tells you
(04:08):
what is important.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So the national theater chain Cinemark, Yes, god up, Yeah,
the one in Oakley. I go to that one.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well they're offering up a pretty good deal if you're
a fan of popcorn like myself. Yeah, Christopher, I know
you like to get the movie theater butter popcorn stuff
when you take your.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Girl leaves, yes, all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, it's the first time they're ever running this bring
your own bucket promotion. So this is all going down
on National Popcorn Day, which is Sunday, January nineteenth, and
they say, yeah, they say bring any clean container of
your choice from your house to the theater.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So not a trash bucket. I know, because you know
I go to the one and can you're kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, I go to the one in Milford, so I
want to stand there and watch people bring the a
trash bucket.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
This is one of us fit my chew in.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dude. I am praying that Cinema gets on social media
that day and gives us like their top ten favorite
buckets that they saw from the day, Like how creative
can people get with this?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or the ones they said no to right like these are.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The ones we had to turn away. Yeah, so they
say they're going to fill up this entire bucket from
your home.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I love just five bucks Okay, my books, that's it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But here's the thing. There is a little like start
next to it. Don't get a little crazy because it's
only up to four hundred ounces, which is equivalent of
two extra large popcorn buckets. Yeah, it's a pretty good deal.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Though they don't want you comming with all your ten
Jabroni pals.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, and then yeah, I get garbage can because that's
exactly what you would automatically think, right, like, ooh, what's
something how much popcorn? Can I get away with? What
is something empty in my house right now? Like I'm
looking around here.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, I like it because it's also making the movie
theaters hip again because COVID kind of wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
A little bit, and I kind of did, didn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, And I want I love going into movies with
my girls and stuff. I was before the pandemic. I
would go see movies that I wanted to see. I
would go by myself in the afternoon and no one
would go.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, my grandpa used to do that. I've never gone
to a movie by myself before, but I know a
lot of people that they enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, I loved it in the summertime. You just it's
free air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, that's a great way to look at it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
No, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, And they say that movie theme buckets are also
going to be available if you don't have a bucket
of your own, so you can purchase those along with
online gift cards at ten percent off. So they're running
all sorts of deals for this National Popcorn Day. Here's
the thing. That's a day where there's gonna be a
lot of football on as well. For on that January
nineteenth date, I'm thinking I might just go to the theater,
(06:49):
grab my popcorn, and then get the heck out of
there and get home to watch football with my five
dollars popcorn.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So so not even buy any tickets, just go with
the big go. Yeah, just like over exaggerate, be like, man,
I can't wait to see this Mowana too.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Can't wait for movefasa. Yeah, here's my bucket.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, and then go oh I left my keys in
the car and then just leave exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's smart right now that I'm saying this out loud, Yeah,
that sound like such a bad idea January nineteenth. No,
as long as you give them the money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, Plus the people that work there, they're Jeff behind
the bar there. He's not Jeff Cinemark. He doesn't own
the place. He doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
He's like, I'm making a minimum wage my first job. Ever,
I really do not care what you are doing with
that bucket.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
He'd rather you kick the bucket than bother him with yours.
All right, well, thank you very much, Sarah Elise. Let's
go to the phone.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
How you're on the air. What's your fake?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
What did he?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
God?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did the Trump sway to his side?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He certainly passed any touch that I would have for him. Really,
he was certainly more substantive when it came to the
financial end of things, and he said a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I liked, what'd you think?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Why do you keep asking me that?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Don't be a clown?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay, done with that, Done with that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And this is sports. What's say?
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Speaker 1 (08:32):
Good morning to the segment.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Checking in from the Homestead once again with our sports update.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Thanks Christian.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning the Red's update.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
The Reds last night acquiring infielder Gavin Lux from the
LA Dodgers in exchange for outfield prospect Mike Serota and
a draft pick. Looks Bat has played in one hundred
plus games three of the last four years, batted three
h four with twenty three extra base hits in the
second half of last season. The left hand and hitter
looks like he's going to play second base in the
(09:02):
outfield in Cincinnati. The Reds also have acquired twenty five
year old six foot three right handed pitcher Owen White
from the Texas Rangers for cast considerations, and the Reds
also named Simon Matthews to Terry Francona's coaching staff as
assistant pitching coach. College basketball, tonight, the UC Bearcats are
(09:22):
on the road against the Baylor Bears. Number six. Kentucky's
at Georgia. Xavier takes on Saint John's and Miami faces
Ball State Bengals update Bengals firing four assistant coaches yesterday,
including defensive coordinator lou Anarumo after a six year stint
in Cincinnati. The New York Jets have also requested an
(09:44):
interview with Bengals senior personnel executive Trey Brown for their
general manager's job. In college football, the National semi Finals
are coming up Thursday night. The Orange Bowl has Penn
State up against Notre Dame. The Cotton Bowl on f
right to Ohio State takes on Texas MLS News and soccer.
(10:04):
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Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, well, we got a minute and a half
or two minutes left. We have a caller here, so
we'll finish with a caller. I'm not sure who this is.
Good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yes, the Big Sports Daddy and Cincinnati baby Hoo day
those Bengals.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You sure you're calling the right show? All right, go
Bengals home. It hits okay bye.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well that just goes to show that anything goes here
on this show too, Yeah it does.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This is the kid Quig Goo on w E b N.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's a kid crush show. It's EBN. It's the seventh
of January. Today is Dustin Diamond's birthday. He's that guy
screech and oh yeah, didn't porn that ended up being fake.
That was a phony. And there's a documentary out about
him and his dad's on there and it's really a
sad life because you know, he ended up going Yeah,
(11:17):
he ended up going broke. He uh uh like lived
in the middle of nowhere in this house that he
couldn't pay for.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Oh my gosh, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, and people just like f with them all the time.
He ended up waiting.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Hold on, I just did not realize he was dead.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, he ended up getting ill and dying.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yep, Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And the house is just sitting there too. It's filled
with all the stuff and like nobody owns it, like
the bank owns it. It just sits down. Kenny Loggins's
birthday is today. He is uh, that dude is probably
most known. I mean he was in Loggins in Messina,
which is a which was a huge group back in
the day, a singing duo. But he's mostly known for
(11:56):
like you know, danger Zone from Top Gun, and he's
had all these hits that were in movies, Like he's
like mister soundtrack Footloose, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, everything.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I grew up with that movie. I love that one.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
We interviewed him one time on this show and one
of the versions of the earlier versions, and he was
one of the coolest dudes and I like that because
you think he's just some dork that makes these dorky songs.
But he was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh no, way, he looks he's kind of a zaddy too.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh well.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The last time we talked to him, he was promoting
some concerts and I was like, why are you on
the road, and he said, I'm going through a divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
He is a hot, older gentleman king through these pics.
I'm like, okay, Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, on this day in nineteen eighty this song went gold.
I mean, you'll never know when I say, Rupert Holmes,
do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
How do you know that? I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, what song is it?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
You?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
How about you tell me?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
See you don't know. Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I guarantee you you looked it up. Well you I
know out there.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But you were you were not the only one. Nobody
knows that song by the artist.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Well we know this song. Yeah, we just don't know
who Rupert is.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, this day in nineteen ninety one, this album was
certified gold.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, this gives you a date for me. Boy, It
just really throws you back down.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Now I'm getting chilled me one, all right, and with
the snow out there and stuff, this really throws me
back to Syracuse and where I was in my life.
The album Empire from Queen's Reich it went gold. It's
got the song Silent Lucidity.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
On there, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And that was the song for me and Jill when
we dated. That was our song.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No it please comes back to a girl. And you
don't have a good history with Jill, do you No?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then there was that time where we got into
that argument and U I called her, uh uh, I
called her a whore. And then she wrote me that
letter and said, uh, does she appreciating me calling her?
And she wrote horror like a horror movie?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And then and then so I called her.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I called her house and I had that song playing
in the background and it was just faintly playing.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And then when she answered, I just went.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Hey, doesn't like when you hear it? Do you start
to twitch a little bit?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I mean you're obviously back in that moment.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, Hey, listen, that's what I do. I tell the story.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
We've all been there, We've all had the douche chill moments.
I've had plenty I still have those moments to this day. Yeah,
my parents were all up in my business.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, and you know, my parents weren't up in my
business and uh uh because I think they knew to like, well,
he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What's he gonna go to take off of somebody?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So, you know, and like whenever we watch the news
or something here at my house, they'll tease a story
coming up. They'll be like, a girl who met a
man on TikTok is now missing, And right away I'm like,
oh no, because I know the girls TikTok.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That just me. It's like, not every teenager is missing
because of TikTok.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now automatically assuming that it's done. That's how it was
with me when I had the Aol instant Messenger and
you could get in any chat room and you're like
asl and you're talking to somebody not even close to
being here in Cincinnati. Do my parents it's honestly amazing
that I'm still alive. I probably gave them so many
heart attacks, but yeah, they're the same way. Did you
(15:43):
time to hear a news story like that?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's me when you were on AOL chat, Sarah, Lease,
did you ever give your address to some stranger.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh, yeah, you did where I went to school. Because
it's honestly a miracle that I'm still alive. I one
time snuck out of my bedroom. I jumped out of
the window on the second story, like I risked my
life for this guy. I told him that I was
a certain age. I definitely wasn't. He was much older.
(16:14):
I snuck out. We went on a date together. He thought, Yeah,
it just was all bad minute. So you you left
the house. I don't even want to get into detailment.
It's just like I can't believe him alive.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But so, so you you left.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
He picked me up in his pickup truck parked on
my driveway. I said, don't turn on the lights, be
really really quiet. This was like in the middle of
the night. He drove like three hours to come and
get me.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I open up the window, moved the screen aside, jumped
on the roof, jumped off.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Does your sister know, Well, she probably does. Now, what
about your parents do they know?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Probably? This was so long ago too, This was like
twenty years ago, right right? But I survived.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I try not to worry as a dad, but happen
that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Wow, you so.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Much way more access to communication than I did. I
had a shared computer and my parents they had come
across the conversation because they logged in.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh my god, so they saw it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, yeah, So it was bad for a bit.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Did you lose you lost the rights to use the computer?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh yeah. So then so the computer was set up
upstairs in like the shared office space. Then they moved
the computer downstairs in the middle of the kitchen, like
on this island thing, and that's where it sat for god,
I don't know how many months. Yeah, but everybody could
see everything, and nobody was getting away with anything at
that point.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And that probably pissed off your dad because he wanted
to be able to look at stuff too, And because
of you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
My style, I can't look at anything because of you.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
He's gonna be in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
They such for everyone, because I saw.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sarah Elise is here. She's got stuff to talk about.
It's always important, especially when there's a theme song involved.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's got to be important.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Also, something bad in Virginia, this high school learning disabilities teacher, well,
she was a teacher. She's not making headlines obviously, not
in a good way. For almost an entire year, this
twenty eight year old check. Her name is Caitlin Crescent.
She was selling vape cartridges containing THHC aka marijuana and
(18:33):
nicotine to her students. So, dude, we never had this
stuff at Fairmuield. Nothing this interesting ever happened there. See,
Okay school.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I thought you were okay this.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The lead up was awesome because when you when you
tease it, I thought, okay, here we go another sex thing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And then you came on.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Then you came on and said a special needs to
a teacher or whatever, and I'm like, oh, oh, here
we go. And then it goes this way. So a
couple curveballs on this one. Also, I don't know which
way I wanted it to go. Did I want the
special needs teacher having sex with the special needs students
or did I want them.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Selling the pot vabe?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I don't know which way. Did they recover quicker? I
don't know. I don't even think about it. But now
I am well. This investigation started a couple of months
ago when Child Protective Services received this referral from someone
a little tip. So now she's been charged with selling
the drug to a miner, selling on school property. So
(19:38):
she was doing it right there at the high school.
And distribution of tobacco and hemp to a miner. So
obviously no longer employed at this high school. And now
she's some like she's in some adult detention center. They
didn't even call it jail. I'm like, is there a difference? Yeah, right,
the adult detention center versus jail. Yes, that means more,
I don't know, not as harsh sentence.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I guess, yeah, Like she still gets to walk down
to the gas station to get smokes.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's like, how I'm worth it?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So I guess yeah, if you're a teacher out there, Yeah,
so I guess the punishment's not nearly as bad if
we're comparing the two, if you're hooking up with a
student versus hooking them up with drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, well, I mean you got to calm those kids
down somehow, because you know, I'm sure that it's always
like hooting and hollering and carrying on in that class,
and that's got to get out of hands.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Sometimes there's yeah but she so I hate to say it,
but it's like, girl, you knew what you were getting into.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
These women that are getting in trouble as teachers. Again,
they're not making enough money, so they're taking the swing
and doing these really risky things because they're like, you
know what, what am I going to lose?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Unfortunately? Yeah, dipping into the drugs? Well, hey, if you're
just going to be at the adult attention center on
a four thousand dollars bond, yeah, I guess not too
much to lose. But she doesn't have a job anymore,
so your.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Paycheck's got to be pretty bad when you're like, uh,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm gonna I'm gonna sell drugs the special needs kids.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Dude, when you put it like that, Luckily that wasn't
the headline. Again, we don't know if she's selling them
to the special need kiddos or the high school students.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm saying it is just because I.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Just say it, right, don't make me say stuff I
want to say.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's a good story, Sarah, I say we do it
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numbing and you will see Discover gold cards.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Would you like to discover the one eyed? Really? I'm sorry, sir,
but I could still give him the high Heart one,
you know what I mean there.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I do want to thank you for your time, sir.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You're mixed name. You did the Kid Chris Show. Yeah,
Kid Chris Show. I was talking about this earlier and
it's still bothering me.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know, major props to all the dudes out there
that are doing the still plowing and all that stuff.
You know, it's not your fault as far as uh,
you know, I just don't like this planning.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's like, you know, we had a huge heads up
that this is coming.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Why weren't we prepared for this where we could just
keep going where we got all locked inside for two
days and all that. I mean, it's like, dude, why
is everybody else's figured this stuff out? O?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, we're so behind on everything. And that was supposed
to be the day that all the kids were back
in school. Yeah, they're getting an extra day, which is
probably driving all of the parents crazy. For one of them.
They were supposed to be going back Tuesday, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And I don't like doing the you know, during COVID,
I hated doing the show from home and stuff I
don't like. I like to separate doing it from home.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah. I have friends at work from home. They get
up every day just at eight o'clock in the morning,
they start a little bit after eight, work till five,
stay at home all day, and I'm like, you got
to separate it. I would go crazy. I was texting
myself's friend yesterday. I'm like, I don't know how you
and Matt do this every single day, both of you
working from home, working out at your apartment gym, not
(23:59):
ever leaving. I would kill my husband, I know I would.
We shared the computer for two days. I'm like, that's enough,
gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like right upstairs is everybody. I can't sit here in
jokey joke and have fun. Well, everybody's upstairs just mad.
I'm sure they're just mad. Everybody's always mad at my house.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's because you have three women in your house exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's just everybody's mad. So I don't know what else
to do.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Sarah, Well, you just have to wait till everything melts
again March twenty seventh. That's when things will really turn
around for our city.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, that a tornado will come and throw the car
through the house, Sarah. Alice was telling me you post
up on the Facebook for EBN every once in a while,
like just to say hey, what's going on. I know
you do that stuff for the Bengals, you know when
they used to play football. Yeah, you you would say
(24:53):
things about like, hey, how are you feeling about the.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Team and all that, which is cool. I mean you
go up there and do that, you get.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
The comments rolling in and that's when everybody starts arguing
with each other. Things are not good. So I did yesterday.
I decided just I never have a regret when I
post on the eve on Facebook page and the comments
do not disappoint. So if you have not gone on
the Facebook page, like it that way, you don't miss
out because it is very entertaining. So I just decided
(25:19):
to like check in. I'm like, hey, how are the
roads where you're at? And of course everyone's like, oh,
the roads suck. This one dude's like, I pay all
this tax money and money well spenting done around here. Yeah,
I feel like that's most people. And yeah, speaking of
our since Ni Bengals, this one lady says, not as
(25:40):
bad as the Bengals road to the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She's wrong, though, she's wrong, because that actually the road
when it started happening, they started playing awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So she's wrong. So I disagree with her.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
To pay attention a little bit to what's actually happening
with our Bengals.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, she's wrong. She's trying to spark her own little
thread there. So nope.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
This one guy said, you guys have roads?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Another guy in here commented, I don't know, can't see him,
which is.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What happened to me yesterday. When I was turning into
my neighborhood, I ended up stuck in a snowbank, and
then a nice dude that lives right by the pool
in my neighborhood helped me out. And he's a hero,
a national hero, because I would never ever ever do that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Not all heroes wear caves.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, they have a shovel, So it's.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Bad, exactly, they've got a shovel in their hand. But
that's when you know it's bad is when you don't know.
If you're driving on the road, on your driveway in
the grass, in some dirt road, you're like, where the
hell am I? Everything looks the same. Yeah, that's what's
happening in Covington right now. For me. This is why
we have to do this from home because I have
not had my roads plow I know. But yeah, this
(26:48):
one guy said he's naked.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
So see again.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Technology is made to, you know, move society forward, and
it's just made by horny dudes so they could just
meet chicks.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
When you think about it, a lot of these things
were invented by dudes, and I think that's what's going on.
They're all just horny and it's just another outlet for
them to meet a lady.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, because I think Pinterest was made by a woman.
That's why nobody uses it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
No, luck.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Guys scroll through Pinterest, they see vases and wallpaper and stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
They're like, what am I going to.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Do with this future wedding ideas? Yeah right, just to
get the hell out of there, dudes, it's not for
you now.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Boner kryptonite
Sarah today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, first, you know, we'll put it all out there
that you and I are both at home today doing this.
And it's not because I'm afraid to go out in
the snow.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I was gonna say no. Because this is why this
is so funny. All you did on Monday and on
social media over the weekend was give everybody a hard
time about staying home and not going into work. And
here we are working from home and you're stuck.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, it's because of everybody else for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know what we have to in our life. We
have to have.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Insurance, right for our cars, you have to have home insurance.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why do you have to have all that stuff, Sarah?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And usually, well, yeah, you got to protect yourself and
usually you don't even need it. So you're spending thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
A year prepared that thing to be prepared, right, so that, yeah,
you got to be prepared for something terrible. And so
of course our city and all this stuff, and I
live in Loveland, we don't prepare for snow. So we
have all these roads that aren't plowed. So yeah, nothing's ploid.
(01:18):
We're not prepared. We're held to where we have to
prepare and pay for all this stuff. But the cities
don't have Dude, They're like, no, we're not going to
prepare for that because so the hell with it. We
had no heads up that this was coming. Just about
a week and a half. That's all so happened.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you made it to work on the morning. But
then on the way back.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
On the way back, do you get stuck?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If it was fine.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
There, I was, everything was fine, I was driving. Everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, Now I got stuck, the one the one stuck
that you know of, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So here's there were multiple stucks.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just listen to me. So I'm in Loveland. I pull
into my I pull into my neighborhood. Everything's fine. I
pull in and and I turn from my in my neighborhood,
I turn right to go to my house, towards my house,
and all of a sudden, I'm like stuck.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
When I did plow at like three o'clock in the morning, whatever,
my front tire got stuck in the part that was
piled up on the side. I got stuck. And the
guy that was outside that is on the corner right
by where our pool is and our neighborhood came running
out and was helping me and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I go, how am I stuck? He goes, he goes,
he goes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They only plowed once, and you must have like hit
the snow the bank here or whatever, and I'm like, God,
damn it. So then I finally get out. The guy
helps me. Okay, Now he's already a cooler person than me. Like,
I don't even smoke cigarettes, but if I saw somebody
stuck in the corner right by my house, I'd walk
outside with a cigarette and just smoke it and watch them.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You would not, Yes, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I've been stuck before you came to my rescue. I
know how you operate. So that was stuck number one.
What was stuck number two?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Stuck number two is I go to my house and
I turned to go into my driveway and my driveway
goes up, and as I'm turning in from again the
plowing that must have happened at like, uh, well, I
left my house at like four, so it must have
happened between four and when I got home.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
At some point. I have got I've got this picture
pulled up. It's hilarious, Like you look like you're out
in the middle of nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I must have got stuck. Well that that is
after I got unstuck. I got stuck and most of
my car was in the street.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh so you're just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, so I was hanging out, but I ended up
getting my car up into the driveway. I had to
get out and shovel my my, the woman I live
with yelled at me because I'm not supposed to be
doing that stuff because of my surgery.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, hip to hip surgery. Yeah, now you probably busted
a stitch or something.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hey whatever, whatever, right, kid Crusha. That theme song means
that the queen of the Queen City steps up to
the microphone to tell you what's important. It's not what
you think it's important. It's what Sarah Alist tells you
(04:08):
what is important.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So the national theater chain Cinemark, Yes, god up, Yeah,
the one in Oakley. I go to that one.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well they're offering up a pretty good deal if you're
a fan of popcorn like myself. Yeah, Christopher, I know
you like to get the movie theater butter popcorn stuff
when you take your.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Girl leaves, yes, all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, it's the first time they're ever running this bring
your own bucket promotion. So this is all going down
on National Popcorn Day, which is Sunday, January nineteenth, and
they say, yeah, they say bring any clean container of
your choice from your house to the theater.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So not a trash bucket. I know, because you know
I go to the one and can you're kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, I go to the one in Milford, so I
want to stand there and watch people bring the a
trash bucket.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
This is one of us fit my chew in.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dude. I am praying that Cinema gets on social media
that day and gives us like their top ten favorite
buckets that they saw from the day, Like how creative
can people get with this?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or the ones they said no to right like these are.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The ones we had to turn away. Yeah, so they
say they're going to fill up this entire bucket from
your home.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I love just five bucks Okay, my books, that's it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But here's the thing. There is a little like start
next to it. Don't get a little crazy because it's
only up to four hundred ounces, which is equivalent of
two extra large popcorn buckets. Yeah, it's a pretty good deal.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Though they don't want you comming with all your ten
Jabroni pals.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, and then yeah, I get garbage can because that's
exactly what you would automatically think, right, like, ooh, what's
something how much popcorn? Can I get away with? What
is something empty in my house right now? Like I'm
looking around here.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, I like it because it's also making the movie
theaters hip again because COVID kind of wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
A little bit, and I kind of did, didn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, And I want I love going into movies with
my girls and stuff. I was before the pandemic. I
would go see movies that I wanted to see. I
would go by myself in the afternoon and no one
would go.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, my grandpa used to do that. I've never gone
to a movie by myself before, but I know a
lot of people that they enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, I loved it in the summertime. You just it's
free air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, that's a great way to look at it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
No, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, And they say that movie theme buckets are also
going to be available if you don't have a bucket
of your own, so you can purchase those along with
online gift cards at ten percent off. So they're running
all sorts of deals for this National Popcorn Day. Here's
the thing. That's a day where there's gonna be a
lot of football on as well. For on that January
nineteenth date, I'm thinking I might just go to the theater,
(06:49):
grab my popcorn, and then get the heck out of
there and get home to watch football with my five
dollars popcorn.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So so not even buy any tickets, just go with
the big go. Yeah, just like over exaggerate, be like, man,
I can't wait to see this Mowana too.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Can't wait for movefasa. Yeah, here's my bucket.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, and then go oh I left my keys in
the car and then just leave exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's smart right now that I'm saying this out loud, Yeah,
that sound like such a bad idea January nineteenth. No,
as long as you give them the money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, Plus the people that work there, they're Jeff behind
the bar there. He's not Jeff Cinemark. He doesn't own
the place. He doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
He's like, I'm making a minimum wage my first job. Ever,
I really do not care what you are doing with
that bucket.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
He'd rather you kick the bucket than bother him with yours.
All right, well, thank you very much, Sarah Elise. Let's
go to the phone.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
How you're on the air. What's your fake?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
What did he?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
God?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did the Trump sway to his side?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He certainly passed any touch that I would have for him. Really,
he was certainly more substantive when it came to the
financial end of things, and he said a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I liked, what'd you think?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Why do you keep asking me that?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Don't be a clown?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay, done with that, Done with that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And this is sports. What's say?
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Speaker 1 (08:32):
Good morning to the segment.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Checking in from the Homestead once again with our sports update.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Thanks Christian.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning the Red's update.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
The Reds last night acquiring infielder Gavin Lux from the
LA Dodgers in exchange for outfield prospect Mike Serota and
a draft pick. Looks Bat has played in one hundred
plus games three of the last four years, batted three
h four with twenty three extra base hits in the
second half of last season. The left hand and hitter
looks like he's going to play second base in the
(09:02):
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year old six foot three right handed pitcher Owen White
from the Texas Rangers for cast considerations, and the Reds
also named Simon Matthews to Terry Francona's coaching staff as
assistant pitching coach. College basketball, tonight, the UC Bearcats are
(09:22):
on the road against the Baylor Bears. Number six. Kentucky's
at Georgia. Xavier takes on Saint John's and Miami faces
Ball State Bengals update Bengals firing four assistant coaches yesterday,
including defensive coordinator lou Anarumo after a six year stint
in Cincinnati. The New York Jets have also requested an
(09:44):
interview with Bengals senior personnel executive Trey Brown for their
general manager's job. In college football, the National semi Finals
are coming up Thursday night. The Orange Bowl has Penn
State up against Notre Dame. The Cotton Bowl on f
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Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, well, we got a minute and a half
or two minutes left. We have a caller here, so
we'll finish with a caller. I'm not sure who this is.
Good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yes, the Big Sports Daddy and Cincinnati baby Hoo day
those Bengals.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You sure you're calling the right show? All right, go
Bengals home. It hits okay bye.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well that just goes to show that anything goes here
on this show too, Yeah it does.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This is the kid Quig Goo on w E b N.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's a kid crush show. It's EBN. It's the seventh
of January. Today is Dustin Diamond's birthday. He's that guy
screech and oh yeah, didn't porn that ended up being fake.
That was a phony. And there's a documentary out about
him and his dad's on there and it's really a
sad life because you know, he ended up going Yeah,
(11:17):
he ended up going broke. He uh uh like lived
in the middle of nowhere in this house that he
couldn't pay for.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Oh my gosh, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, and people just like f with them all the time.
He ended up waiting.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Hold on, I just did not realize he was dead.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, he ended up getting ill and dying.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yep, Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And the house is just sitting there too. It's filled
with all the stuff and like nobody owns it, like
the bank owns it. It just sits down. Kenny Loggins's
birthday is today. He is uh, that dude is probably
most known. I mean he was in Loggins in Messina,
which is a which was a huge group back in
the day, a singing duo. But he's mostly known for
(11:56):
like you know, danger Zone from Top Gun, and he's
had all these hits that were in movies, Like he's
like mister soundtrack Footloose, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, everything.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I grew up with that movie. I love that one.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
We interviewed him one time on this show and one
of the versions of the earlier versions, and he was
one of the coolest dudes and I like that because
you think he's just some dork that makes these dorky songs.
But he was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh no, way, he looks he's kind of a zaddy too.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh well.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The last time we talked to him, he was promoting
some concerts and I was like, why are you on
the road, and he said, I'm going through a divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
He is a hot, older gentleman king through these pics.
I'm like, okay, Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, on this day in nineteen eighty this song went gold.
I mean, you'll never know when I say, Rupert Holmes,
do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
How do you know that? I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, what song is it?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
You?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
How about you tell me?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
See you don't know. Nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I guarantee you you looked it up. Well you I
know out there.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But you were you were not the only one. Nobody
knows that song by the artist.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Well we know this song. Yeah, we just don't know
who Rupert is.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, this day in nineteen ninety one, this album was
certified gold.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, this gives you a date for me. Boy, It
just really throws you back down.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Now I'm getting chilled me one, all right, and with
the snow out there and stuff, this really throws me
back to Syracuse and where I was in my life.
The album Empire from Queen's Reich it went gold. It's
got the song Silent Lucidity.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
On there, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And that was the song for me and Jill when
we dated. That was our song.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No it please comes back to a girl. And you
don't have a good history with Jill, do you No?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then there was that time where we got into
that argument and U I called her, uh uh, I
called her a whore. And then she wrote me that
letter and said, uh, does she appreciating me calling her?
And she wrote horror like a horror movie?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And then and then so I called her.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I called her house and I had that song playing
in the background and it was just faintly playing.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And then when she answered, I just went.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Hey, doesn't like when you hear it? Do you start
to twitch a little bit?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I mean you're obviously back in that moment.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, Hey, listen, that's what I do. I tell the story.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
We've all been there, We've all had the douche chill moments.
I've had plenty I still have those moments to this day. Yeah,
my parents were all up in my business.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, and you know, my parents weren't up in my
business and uh uh because I think they knew to like, well,
he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What's he gonna go to take off of somebody?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So, you know, and like whenever we watch the news
or something here at my house, they'll tease a story
coming up. They'll be like, a girl who met a
man on TikTok is now missing, And right away I'm like,
oh no, because I know the girls TikTok.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That just me. It's like, not every teenager is missing
because of TikTok.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now automatically assuming that it's done. That's how it was
with me when I had the Aol instant Messenger and
you could get in any chat room and you're like
asl and you're talking to somebody not even close to
being here in Cincinnati. Do my parents it's honestly amazing
that I'm still alive. I probably gave them so many
heart attacks, but yeah, they're the same way. Did you
(15:43):
time to hear a news story like that?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's me when you were on AOL chat, Sarah, Lease,
did you ever give your address to some stranger.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh, yeah, you did where I went to school. Because
it's honestly a miracle that I'm still alive. I one
time snuck out of my bedroom. I jumped out of
the window on the second story, like I risked my
life for this guy. I told him that I was
a certain age. I definitely wasn't. He was much older.
(16:14):
I snuck out. We went on a date together. He thought, Yeah,
it just was all bad minute. So you you left
the house. I don't even want to get into detailment.
It's just like I can't believe him alive.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But so, so you you left.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
He picked me up in his pickup truck parked on
my driveway. I said, don't turn on the lights, be
really really quiet. This was like in the middle of
the night. He drove like three hours to come and
get me.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I open up the window, moved the screen aside, jumped
on the roof, jumped off.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Does your sister know, Well, she probably does. Now, what
about your parents do they know?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Probably? This was so long ago too, This was like
twenty years ago, right right? But I survived.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I try not to worry as a dad, but happen
that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Wow, you so.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Much way more access to communication than I did. I
had a shared computer and my parents they had come
across the conversation because they logged in.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh my god, so they saw it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, yeah, So it was bad for a bit.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Did you lose you lost the rights to use the computer?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh yeah. So then so the computer was set up
upstairs in like the shared office space. Then they moved
the computer downstairs in the middle of the kitchen, like
on this island thing, and that's where it sat for god,
I don't know how many months. Yeah, but everybody could
see everything, and nobody was getting away with anything at
that point.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And that probably pissed off your dad because he wanted
to be able to look at stuff too, And because
of you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
My style, I can't look at anything because of you.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
He's gonna be in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
They such for everyone, because I saw.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sarah Elise is here. She's got stuff to talk about.
It's always important, especially when there's a theme song involved.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's got to be important.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Also, something bad in Virginia, this high school learning disabilities teacher, well,
she was a teacher. She's not making headlines obviously, not
in a good way. For almost an entire year, this
twenty eight year old check. Her name is Caitlin Crescent.
She was selling vape cartridges containing THHC aka marijuana and
(18:33):
nicotine to her students. So, dude, we never had this
stuff at Fairmuield. Nothing this interesting ever happened there. See,
Okay school.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I thought you were okay this.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The lead up was awesome because when you when you
tease it, I thought, okay, here we go another sex thing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And then you came on.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Then you came on and said a special needs to
a teacher or whatever, and I'm like, oh, oh, here
we go. And then it goes this way. So a
couple curveballs on this one. Also, I don't know which
way I wanted it to go. Did I want the
special needs teacher having sex with the special needs students
or did I want them.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Selling the pot vabe?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I don't know which way. Did they recover quicker? I
don't know. I don't even think about it. But now
I am well. This investigation started a couple of months
ago when Child Protective Services received this referral from someone
a little tip. So now she's been charged with selling
the drug to a miner, selling on school property. So
(19:38):
she was doing it right there at the high school.
And distribution of tobacco and hemp to a miner. So
obviously no longer employed at this high school. And now
she's some like she's in some adult detention center. They
didn't even call it jail. I'm like, is there a difference? Yeah, right,
the adult detention center versus jail. Yes, that means more,
I don't know, not as harsh sentence.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I guess, yeah, Like she still gets to walk down
to the gas station to get smokes.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's like, how I'm worth it?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So I guess yeah, if you're a teacher out there, Yeah,
so I guess the punishment's not nearly as bad if
we're comparing the two, if you're hooking up with a
student versus hooking them up with drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, well, I mean you got to calm those kids
down somehow, because you know, I'm sure that it's always
like hooting and hollering and carrying on in that class,
and that's got to get out of hands.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Sometimes there's yeah but she so I hate to say it,
but it's like, girl, you knew what you were getting into.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
These women that are getting in trouble as teachers. Again,
they're not making enough money, so they're taking the swing
and doing these really risky things because they're like, you
know what, what am I going to lose?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Unfortunately? Yeah, dipping into the drugs? Well, hey, if you're
just going to be at the adult attention center on
a four thousand dollars bond, yeah, I guess not too
much to lose. But she doesn't have a job anymore,
so your.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Paycheck's got to be pretty bad when you're like, uh,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm gonna I'm gonna sell drugs the special needs kids.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Dude, when you put it like that, Luckily that wasn't
the headline. Again, we don't know if she's selling them
to the special need kiddos or the high school students.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm saying it is just because I.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Just say it, right, don't make me say stuff I
want to say.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's a good story, Sarah, I say we do it
three times. All right. Here's kid Chris torturing a telemarketer.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yes, my name is Heather Keeper.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I's who are you with?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That was sent to them? Are they available, Sylvian? Yes,
hold on, I'm calling today. It's a follow up that
was sent to you by Discover okay, to let you
know that you have been specially selected to receive the
new now and you will see Discovered gold card.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
And now what we're offering you is a very lazy
one percent interest and it's on all of your balance
transfers through August.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You knew what.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm seventy seven years old.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Well, sir, I'm calling off t behalf of Discover to
let you know that you've been pre approved of the
numbing and you will see Discover gold cards.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Would you like to discover the one eyed? Really? I'm sorry, sir,
but I could still give him the high Heart one,
you know what I mean there.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I do want to thank you for your time, sir.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You're mixed name. You did the Kid Chris Show. Yeah,
Kid Chris Show. I was talking about this earlier and
it's still bothering me.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know, major props to all the dudes out there
that are doing the still plowing and all that stuff.
You know, it's not your fault as far as uh,
you know, I just don't like this planning.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's like, you know, we had a huge heads up
that this is coming.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Why weren't we prepared for this where we could just
keep going where we got all locked inside for two
days and all that. I mean, it's like, dude, why
is everybody else's figured this stuff out? O?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, we're so behind on everything. And that was supposed
to be the day that all the kids were back
in school. Yeah, they're getting an extra day, which is
probably driving all of the parents crazy. For one of them.
They were supposed to be going back Tuesday, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And I don't like doing the you know, during COVID,
I hated doing the show from home and stuff I
don't like. I like to separate doing it from home.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah. I have friends at work from home. They get
up every day just at eight o'clock in the morning,
they start a little bit after eight, work till five,
stay at home all day, and I'm like, you got
to separate it. I would go crazy. I was texting
myself's friend yesterday. I'm like, I don't know how you
and Matt do this every single day, both of you
working from home, working out at your apartment gym, not
(23:59):
ever leaving. I would kill my husband, I know I would.
We shared the computer for two days. I'm like, that's enough,
gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like right upstairs is everybody. I can't sit here in
jokey joke and have fun. Well, everybody's upstairs just mad.
I'm sure they're just mad. Everybody's always mad at my house.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's because you have three women in your house exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's just everybody's mad. So I don't know what else
to do.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Sarah, Well, you just have to wait till everything melts
again March twenty seventh. That's when things will really turn
around for our city.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, that a tornado will come and throw the car
through the house, Sarah. Alice was telling me you post
up on the Facebook for EBN every once in a while,
like just to say hey, what's going on. I know
you do that stuff for the Bengals, you know when
they used to play football. Yeah, you you would say
(24:53):
things about like, hey, how are you feeling about the.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Team and all that, which is cool. I mean you
go up there and do that, you get.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
The comments rolling in and that's when everybody starts arguing
with each other. Things are not good. So I did yesterday.
I decided just I never have a regret when I
post on the eve on Facebook page and the comments
do not disappoint. So if you have not gone on
the Facebook page, like it that way, you don't miss
out because it is very entertaining. So I just decided
(25:19):
to like check in. I'm like, hey, how are the
roads where you're at? And of course everyone's like, oh,
the roads suck. This one dude's like, I pay all
this tax money and money well spenting done around here. Yeah,
I feel like that's most people. And yeah, speaking of
our since Ni Bengals, this one lady says, not as
(25:40):
bad as the Bengals road to the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She's wrong, though, she's wrong, because that actually the road
when it started happening, they started playing awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So she's wrong. So I disagree with her.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
To pay attention a little bit to what's actually happening
with our Bengals.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, she's wrong. She's trying to spark her own little
thread there. So nope.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
This one guy said, you guys have roads?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Another guy in here commented, I don't know, can't see him,
which is.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What happened to me yesterday. When I was turning into
my neighborhood, I ended up stuck in a snowbank, and
then a nice dude that lives right by the pool
in my neighborhood helped me out. And he's a hero,
a national hero, because I would never ever ever do that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Not all heroes wear caves.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, they have a shovel, So it's.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Bad, exactly, they've got a shovel in their hand. But
that's when you know it's bad is when you don't know.
If you're driving on the road, on your driveway in
the grass, in some dirt road, you're like, where the
hell am I? Everything looks the same. Yeah, that's what's
happening in Covington right now. For me. This is why
we have to do this from home because I have
not had my roads plow I know. But yeah, this
(26:48):
one guy said he's naked.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
So see again.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Technology is made to, you know, move society forward, and
it's just made by horny dudes so they could just
meet chicks.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
When you think about it, a lot of these things
were invented by dudes, and I think that's what's going on.
They're all just horny and it's just another outlet for
them to meet a lady.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, because I think Pinterest was made by a woman.
That's why nobody uses it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
No, luck.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Guys scroll through Pinterest, they see vases and wallpaper and stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
They're like, what am I going to.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Do with this future wedding ideas? Yeah right, just to
get the hell out of there, dudes, it's not for
you now.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Boner kryptonite
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