January 7, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What we're going to do right now is this is
for ladies. Okay, hye, ladies, lovey ladies eight and four
ninety three ladies call in and let's talk about the
bare minimum for men on a first date. I mean,
talk to me, Ashley, how did you compile this list?
(00:21):
What's going on with them?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So there was a woman in New York City and
everybody was talking about going out on a first date
and how guys just always drop the ball. So she
decided to come up with the seven rules that guys
need to follow.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
On the first date. And some of these are just
common sense.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So the fact that there are men out here not
doing the basics, it's just like, come on, and these
are just a bare minimum real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What I want to do is I want you to
go through the list, okay, and then I want to
know does Katie agree with it? And I also want
to know does Jed do it? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Number one, pay the bill. If you split the bill,
you are a terrible part something. Absolutely If the guy
is in paying, that's just like done. Has that happened
where you've gone on a date and they did not know?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right? I've never gone on a date and felt comfortable
enough to split with my fiance. It took it took
years to feel comfortable going out and like having her.
There's something like a masculating about it. It is, but
now it's like like I don't do the math. So
even if I'm paying, my fiance ends with the bill
(01:30):
because she does the math. I'm not good at math.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well, I think that, Uh, if the date did not
go as planned, I think it's perfectly okay to go Dutch.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
How do you get how do you get him to
do that?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well, here's what you do, Joe. When the waiter or
waitress comes to your table after everything is said and done,
and they say, how would you like your check today,
the man should go up raise his hand. Well, we're
gonna split it that if it was a bad If
it was a bad date, Ashley, that is a perfect
mine in the sand that I don't want to see
(02:03):
you again. And then it's it kind of gives them
the idea that I don't want to see you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Damn all right? Number two, open the door. She should
never test the door.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, I would agree with that. Do you do you
laugh there because you don't believe them? Why?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because we've been out multiple places with other women, and
Joe does over the door, and Joe will just walk intimes.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I've never I've never been.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Taken the door opener the third one. Let her order first,
Sean case.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I disagree with that because I mean, just in my
personal experience, Ashley.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let her first.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm split on that.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I think that it is more polite let the lady
order first, but it is kind of old school, so
maybe people aren't really thinking of it. And sometimes I
don't even know what I want yet, so I'll be like,
you go, that's acceptable, Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's tough. That is tough, and I feel bad for
the ladies. I don't know what I want when the
waiters asking me.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What I want, the pressure on her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I want to go last every time, So there might
even be something in the back of my head going,
is it more gentleman the go first, like give them
more time? I don't know. Do you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I will, I'll order first, And it's because of what
you just said, Joe. Women don't know what they want
when you go out with them.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sometimes. Can I be rude and cut you off? Yes, yes,
you're right. Jed does this one thing that is very
very very strange. Jed will order for the table.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I was gonna say sometimes he just orders for everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do you do that on dates?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh God? I have been on like a first date,
so I couldn't tell you in months. I mean I
could tell you what my dates were like years ago.
What do you mean I do? It depends on the
Just move.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
On, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The next one is offer to walk her home to
her car to the uber to prove you're not a
huge whissy.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm like, it's Katie, Katie, let Katie go.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I say yes because it is twenty twenty six and
people are crazy, so you have to care for her
safety and walk her where she needs to be.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Can I tell you why you gotta do? That's where
you kiss, That's where you did the Kiss's right aboo, but.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You ain't walk out into the gardens.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Another one is do not mention your ex, your situationship
or you're talking.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
To Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That is like so so terrible crazy. Yeah if they
bring it up, No, but I'm serious, Ashley.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
If you're on a first date and somebody brings up
like how things ended with your ex.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Uh huh, you can say I don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
But because if this is somebody that you're fancying on
the first date and you're feeling comfortable enough with them,
I don't see a problem with being somewhat honest with them, right.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Another one is if you're sitting in a booth, you
let her sit on the inside.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, same side, seating on this same.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're okay, the opposite side, right on the inside, same
side sitter, Sean and I do it all the time,
but I'm the same. If you are a same side sitter,
let her be in the outside.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
She wants to be in the inside. On the inside, Yeah,
on the inside.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I have a teeny weeny bladder the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How about this? If you sit at a table, well
add this one too. What do you do then? If
you sit at a table and it's a seat, and
then the booth both sides like it's and it's a
one person table. You've seen the one the really skin
who gets the booth? The girl the lady, lady?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, And last one, all I'm gonna say is the
side sidewalk rule.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
If you don't know what it is, you're a terrible human.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
So I get yelled at about this all the time.
Sean will not let me walk on the side of
the street. He will literally pick me up and move
me to the inside.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's really big with my great papa. He like made
sure that all the shields men you got, you got to,
you got to and then and then what really will impressive? Actually,
I got two ladies in here. They can tell me
if it's true or not. But when you make the
switch and you have them walk around you so that
(06:13):
you are blocking it and you kind of like switch
with the hands and everything turn on. Yeah, I guess
miss is not turning the ladies on, Ashley, he turning
me in.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, Jed, you got I'm gonna sing you this list
and please stick to it.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
For the remainder of the year.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh god, don't split the bill. Don't split the bill.
One last thing and I just looked at the time,
So we're gonna have to move on pretty quick. But
Julia brings up a great point. She would like to
pitch Jed's New Year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yes, this is this needs to be just New Year's Revolution,
because I cannot go through this list and hear this
man say all the things he says one more time
for the rest of the year.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I want Jed to find himself. I want Jed to
get rid of the three percent. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I want to man.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Man, you won't even split the tech or you know
you will split the tech and you won't walk a
girl to her car or her uber.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But whatever, and your big at hell.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You're not going to protect a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
In a day where you all want equal rights.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Now, that's not how you're going to find a wife.
I'm so sick of you.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
There are three.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
This is what we're gonna do right together. Because I
don't like I don't like cutting off Julia because she's
always got good thoughts. But this is what we're gonna
do right now because we need to save this for later.
There's a lot more that we can get into this,
so let's save it for later. Julia. We'll call you
when we get into it, and uh, hey, I love
talking to you. It's so nice to hear you. Boys.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I have one meeting this morning, so we'll have to
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Around that we won't do it then. We love you,
Julia walk.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Love you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Happy New Year. It's coming up with the news, so
we have a new talent search show that's on the
way with some really big names, and it is Girl
Scout Cookie Seasons officially here with a new cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I can't wait. Katie Summers with the news next on
The Joe Show. And hey, we'll be commercial free as well.
What we're going to do right now is this is
for ladies. Okay, hye, ladies, lovey ladies eight and four
ninety three ladies call in and let's talk about the
bare minimum for men on a first date. I mean,
talk to me, Ashley, how did you compile this list?
(00:21):
What's going on with them?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So there was a woman in New York City and
everybody was talking about going out on a first date
and how guys just always drop the ball. So she
decided to come up with the seven rules that guys
need to follow.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
On the first date. And some of these are just
common sense.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So the fact that there are men out here not
doing the basics, it's just like, come on, and these
are just a bare minimum real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What I want to do is I want you to
go through the list, okay, and then I want to
know does Katie agree with it? And I also want
to know does Jed do it? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Number one, pay the bill. If you split the bill,
you are a terrible part something. Absolutely If the guy
is in paying, that's just like done. Has that happened
where you've gone on a date and they did not know?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right? I've never gone on a date and felt comfortable
enough to split with my fiance. It took it took
years to feel comfortable going out and like having her.
There's something like a masculating about it. It is, but
now it's like like I don't do the math. So
even if I'm paying, my fiance ends with the bill
(01:30):
because she does the math. I'm not good at math.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well, I think that, Uh, if the date did not
go as planned, I think it's perfectly okay to go Dutch.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
How do you get how do you get him to
do that?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well, here's what you do, Joe. When the waiter or
waitress comes to your table after everything is said and done,
and they say, how would you like your check today,
the man should go up raise his hand. Well, we're
gonna split it that if it was a bad If
it was a bad date, Ashley, that is a perfect
mine in the sand that I don't want to see
(02:03):
you again. And then it's it kind of gives them
the idea that I don't want to see you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Damn all right? Number two, open the door. She should
never test the door.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, I would agree with that. Do you do you
laugh there because you don't believe them? Why?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because we've been out multiple places with other women, and
Joe does over the door, and Joe will just walk intimes.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I've never I've never been.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Taken the door opener the third one. Let her order first,
Sean case.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I disagree with that because I mean, just in my
personal experience, Ashley.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let her first.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm split on that.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I think that it is more polite let the lady
order first, but it is kind of old school, so
maybe people aren't really thinking of it. And sometimes I
don't even know what I want yet, so I'll be like,
you go, that's acceptable, Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's tough. That is tough, and I feel bad for
the ladies. I don't know what I want when the
waiters asking me.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What I want, the pressure on her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I want to go last every time, So there might
even be something in the back of my head going,
is it more gentleman the go first, like give them
more time? I don't know. Do you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I will, I'll order first, And it's because of what
you just said, Joe. Women don't know what they want
when you go out with them.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sometimes. Can I be rude and cut you off? Yes, yes,
you're right. Jed does this one thing that is very
very very strange. Jed will order for the table.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I was gonna say sometimes he just orders for everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do you do that on dates?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh God? I have been on like a first date,
so I couldn't tell you in months. I mean I
could tell you what my dates were like years ago.
What do you mean I do? It depends on the
Just move.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
On, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The next one is offer to walk her home to
her car to the uber to prove you're not a
huge whissy.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm like, it's Katie, Katie, let Katie go.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I say yes because it is twenty twenty six and
people are crazy, so you have to care for her
safety and walk her where she needs to be.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Can I tell you why you gotta do? That's where
you kiss, That's where you did the Kiss's right aboo, but.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You ain't walk out into the gardens.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Another one is do not mention your ex, your situationship
or you're talking.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
To Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That is like so so terrible crazy. Yeah if they
bring it up, No, but I'm serious, Ashley.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
If you're on a first date and somebody brings up
like how things ended with your ex.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Uh huh, you can say I don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
But because if this is somebody that you're fancying on
the first date and you're feeling comfortable enough with them,
I don't see a problem with being somewhat honest with them, right.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Another one is if you're sitting in a booth, you
let her sit on the inside.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, same side, seating on this same.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're okay, the opposite side, right on the inside, same
side sitter, Sean and I do it all the time,
but I'm the same. If you are a same side sitter,
let her be in the outside.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
She wants to be in the inside. On the inside, Yeah,
on the inside.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I have a teeny weeny bladder the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How about this? If you sit at a table, well
add this one too. What do you do then? If
you sit at a table and it's a seat, and
then the booth both sides like it's and it's a
one person table. You've seen the one the really skin
who gets the booth? The girl the lady, lady?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, And last one, all I'm gonna say is the
side sidewalk rule.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
If you don't know what it is, you're a terrible human.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
So I get yelled at about this all the time.
Sean will not let me walk on the side of
the street. He will literally pick me up and move
me to the inside.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's really big with my great papa. He like made
sure that all the shields men you got, you got to,
you got to and then and then what really will impressive? Actually,
I got two ladies in here. They can tell me
if it's true or not. But when you make the
switch and you have them walk around you so that
(06:13):
you are blocking it and you kind of like switch
with the hands and everything turn on. Yeah, I guess
miss is not turning the ladies on, Ashley, he turning
me in.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, Jed, you got I'm gonna sing you this list
and please stick to it.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
For the remainder of the year.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh god, don't split the bill. Don't split the bill.
One last thing and I just looked at the time,
So we're gonna have to move on pretty quick. But
Julia brings up a great point. She would like to
pitch Jed's New Year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yes, this is this needs to be just New Year's Revolution,
because I cannot go through this list and hear this
man say all the things he says one more time
for the rest of the year.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I want Jed to find himself. I want Jed to
get rid of the three percent. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I want to man.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Man, you won't even split the tech or you know
you will split the tech and you won't walk a
girl to her car or her uber.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But whatever, and your big at hell.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You're not going to protect a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
In a day where you all want equal rights.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Now, that's not how you're going to find a wife.
I'm so sick of you.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
There are three.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
This is what we're gonna do right together. Because I
don't like I don't like cutting off Julia because she's
always got good thoughts. But this is what we're gonna
do right now because we need to save this for later.
There's a lot more that we can get into this,
so let's save it for later. Julia. We'll call you
when we get into it, and uh, hey, I love
talking to you. It's so nice to hear you. Boys.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I have one meeting this morning, so we'll have to
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Around that we won't do it then. We love you,
Julia walk.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Love you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Happy New Year. It's coming up with the news, so
we have a new talent search show that's on the
way with some really big names, and it is Girl
Scout Cookie Seasons officially here with a new cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I can't wait. Katie Summers with the news next on
The Joe Show. And hey, we'll be commercial free as well.
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