Accidentally Left In Car

Things got off on the wrong foot this morning when Joe realized that he left something a little funky in his car overnight...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everything's gonna be okay. I'm gonna turn this thing around.
We're making it a fantastic morning, a ninety three three flz.
But this morning started off really rough. I get into
my car and immediately smell like death. It smelled vile.
I don't know what was going on when I got in.
Immediately I'm like, oh my God, did like something crawl
into my car and die? Like what is happening right now?

(00:24):
So I turn around, I don't see anything. I really
start to get worried, like what is this smell? I'd
look in my front seat, like the passenger seat, all
of it. There's nothing. So I work my way to
the back to the trunk. I open up my trunk
and I realized, holy, I went out to eat three
days ago. I got leftovers, and I left my leftovers,

(00:49):
which hear me out on how gross this is? One?
Why did I box up my salad? I'm an idiot?
Greens with onions? Okay? Yeah? And then and then in chiladas.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
That gross.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's so bad right now, it's so bad. Right now,
it's so bad. I felt bad. We have a trash
can outside of our studios. I felt bad throwing away
that trash outside. It should be buried right now in
the ground. It's that bad. Eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. Have you ever left something in

(01:25):
your car kind of like that? What was it? My
girlfriend's brother, and if I have this story wrong, I
hope he doesn't get mad. Therefore, I'm not going to
say which one, but I believe one of them had
food in their car in a rat car crawled into
their car. So that's what freaked me out too. When

(01:46):
I got into my car, I'm like, there's got to
be an animal. There has to be an animal. But
I've checked everywhere. Unless a rat is hiding or something,
I don't believe that there is one in my car.
There could be, though, it's that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I remember leaving me hot lemon pepper rings in my car.
It's disgusting. So the more I literally had to go
get my car detail because it was just like the
smell had made its way into my seat and I
just couldn't drive. I was like, I'll roll with the
windows down.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, it's smelling for days. Never had my car details.
How much does that cost? So it was I'm going
to know a guy who does it for forty five
forty five.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But I just got the inside the front seat because
they do front seat, back seat.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
He might need to how much is a new car.
I might have to call my her Chevrolet and figure
this out. It's that.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's seriously, it's that bad. The worst thing that I've
ever left in my car. I let a pizza set
in the back of my trunk when it was like
one hundred degrees outside and all that. I couldn't figure
out where the smell was coming from because I don't
look in my trunk for like the same thing as
Joe two three days. I didn't know where the smell
was coming from. And I go and open up the
back and I just see all this.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Y'all put the food in the trunk. Y'all always put
your food in the trunk.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I fil Can I tell you why though?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually it's because if I keep it on the seats,
it'll ruin the seats, like all the grease and stuff underneath.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It is this, Melissa, Yes, it is. What up? Hey,
what did you leave in your car? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Kind of kind of funny because as soon as you
said that, as I explained, if you left Una because
I left BOUTI car yesterday. It's not as bad for
this particular story because I left my hummus and non
bread in my car yesterday. Yeah, but before wise I
have left day to go box like maybe last year
of chicken tenders or honey mustard and a kind of

(03:33):
a chef ballad too. So it sticked up my car
and I couldn't find wine. I guess my son kicked
it underneath the passengers, so like actually racking up my
car and I was like, oh my gosh, I was
wondering why I was smelling bad.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Help me out with this. The tends probably don't smell
all that bad. It's it's well, I think it's probably
the more.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Of Definitely they mustard, Yeah, the veggies definitely.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Because are always the thing that stinks up my fridge. Yeah,
I agree. Whenever my fridge smells like death, it's always
like That's why I don't greenish goes bad.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's definitely one.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Jeanessa, you're the You're the greatest. What a what a
way to start off our morning talking to you. That's
a good morning too. Hey bree Hey, this one sounds
like death. What did you leave in your car?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
A stupid boil girl, How you do that? And it's
crazy because we went out to eat on a Friday
and my car sat all weekend and then Monday, when
I went to go to work at five thirty am,
I was like, what in the world, And I have
put it in my trunk.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
We all putting food in trunk. That's why I'll keep
leaving it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
My excuse as I was going to read it, I
I just it's tough to I don't want to put
it anywhere else. Like Jed said, it's gonna like a
seafood boil. Could you imagine if it got into your seats?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Could you imagine to get your truck.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, it's happened plenty of times.