January 5, 2026 • 5 mins
Did you know that four out of five people have already failed their New Years Resolution?! Have you kept up with it or have you already waved the white flag?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Joe Show's Live A ninety three three f l Zene,
we got a new member of the show, Katie Summers.
You could see a picture of the beautiful Katie and
all that at Live with Joe Show on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do we have New Year's resolution? First question?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
When people call in an eight hundred four nine ninety
three ninety three, do we say Happy New Year to
them today?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
For the week? That's it that week. I got this
week five days, yep, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I actually got three because Thursday Friday's Yeah, we're thinking
about the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I have until Wednesday. Noted eight hundred four on Nay
ninety three ninety three. Did you already break your resolution?
I wanted to get on right now and say it's
okay if you did that, because four and five swear
four and five Americans have already broken their New Year's resolution.
(00:50):
Do you guys even have one?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I do?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
And it sucks for them that they're not disciplined like me?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What is your resume?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Mine is no smoking, drinking and reading a book once
a month.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't you have dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah? I don't have to drink. I used to make
you drink my drinks. Remember, I se pajim my one.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, but what are you gonna do when I'm not there?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So you have not broken it?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm not broken it, but we're only what day five?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I like that, have you?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I mean, have you broken it if you haven't even
started it yet? And I like to say it's an intention,
not a resolution, because I intend I'm getting snatched in
twenty twenty cent. Yes, I couldn't resolve, but if I
kind of fall off a little bit, I'm not going
to beat myself up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So Katie, what with you getting snatched? Which, actually I'm
going to change the verbiage of my New Year's resolution
is to get snatched as well. You know, I wanted
to come on and say I'm a part of the
four out of five, I'm a part of the eighty
percent I have already, And then, you know, maybe it's
too negative a word to say failed, but I have failed.
(01:52):
I was supposed to stick to a caloric diet. I
must not eat over two thousand calories a day.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hate yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, my body naturally burns about two thousand calories a day,
and he did. Under I have had maybe two thousand
calories per meal every day since the New Year, so
it ain't.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Working for me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But I'm getting snatched starting today. But you're not gonna
look at it. But the New Year.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Started, I know, but I feel like the weekend didn't
really count. You know, die it starts Monday, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, good? Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I broke it immediately. I told myself I was going.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
To New Year still drowning. New Year is still drowning on
a spit.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well, I told myself that I.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Was going to.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He knew he was up necks.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I already broke it. Go is to drink?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Did you just drink more water? I would have done
the opposite. Yeah, clear your throat out, okay, go okay, Yeah,
it broke it. I told myself that I was gonna
be at least all I told myself for the first
two weeks I was not gonna drink. And then Friday
went out and saw a Grateful Dead cover band and
smashed like three or four beers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Why don't we make more realistic New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Because that's not fun. You gotta challenge yourself. You gotta
if you want to reach the pinnacle of your life.
In twenty twenty six, Joe, you've got to make it
so unattainable.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Eight hundred and four ninety three ninety three one Are
you doing the New Year's resolution? Because, like Katie just said,
it's intentions. Yes, I think less and less people like
I see more and more people on their instagrams like
s talking New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Because they all failed them.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To be honest with you know, I'm having cripple anxiety
that maybe you just turned on your radio you heard
us talking about this, and you're going I don't want
to listen to this. But eight hundred four ninety three
ninety three text in at ninety seven seven two zero
did you make one? Are you doing it? Have you
stuck to it? Four and five Americans? It's the fifth
mind you? Four and five Americans have already broken their
(04:13):
New Year's resolution. I want to know which side you're on.
Apparently Ashley is the only perfect one.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I mean, our day five. I'm trying my best. I'm
trying my best. I have not been able to sleep
since I've not smoked or drinker.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are you going to dinner?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
We haven't picked the location yet. Who me and Danny
She We're trying to pick of idea for like a
little mixer who's she's a party promoter. You listen, I'm
gonna try my best. Give me like another five days.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Are there rules to it? Can you have a sip?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I think I'm major at Gasparilla. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I know what if she offers you a sip?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Oh no, I'm not not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Really.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, I feel like I something about being disciplined is
very attractive to me. So I just want to, you know,
make sure that you want to turn yourself on. You know.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think other people like, Wow, you're able to like
not drink and like not go out and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, they're like, whoa, No, she's practically married. She's got
a wife.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Practically women.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I smell infidelity.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
At all, But I'm not breaking mind, not yet, at
least asked me. Uh asked me on Saturday, because I
mean we're back for the first week. Oh my god,
I might be just like
Joe Show's Live A ninety three three f l Zene,
we got a new member of the show, Katie Summers.
You could see a picture of the beautiful Katie and
all that at Live with Joe Show on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do we have New Year's resolution? First question?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
When people call in an eight hundred four nine ninety
three ninety three, do we say Happy New Year to
them today?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
For the week? That's it that week. I got this
week five days, yep, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I actually got three because Thursday Friday's Yeah, we're thinking
about the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I have until Wednesday. Noted eight hundred four on Nay
ninety three ninety three. Did you already break your resolution?
I wanted to get on right now and say it's
okay if you did that, because four and five swear
four and five Americans have already broken their New Year's resolution.
(00:50):
Do you guys even have one?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I do?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
And it sucks for them that they're not disciplined like me?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What is your resume?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Mine is no smoking, drinking and reading a book once
a month.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't you have dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah? I don't have to drink. I used to make
you drink my drinks. Remember, I se pajim my one.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, but what are you gonna do when I'm not there?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So you have not broken it?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm not broken it, but we're only what day five?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I like that, have you?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I mean, have you broken it if you haven't even
started it yet? And I like to say it's an intention,
not a resolution, because I intend I'm getting snatched in
twenty twenty cent. Yes, I couldn't resolve, but if I
kind of fall off a little bit, I'm not going
to beat myself up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So Katie, what with you getting snatched? Which, actually I'm
going to change the verbiage of my New Year's resolution
is to get snatched as well. You know, I wanted
to come on and say I'm a part of the
four out of five, I'm a part of the eighty
percent I have already, And then, you know, maybe it's
too negative a word to say failed, but I have failed.
(01:52):
I was supposed to stick to a caloric diet. I
must not eat over two thousand calories a day.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hate yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, my body naturally burns about two thousand calories a day,
and he did. Under I have had maybe two thousand
calories per meal every day since the New Year, so
it ain't.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Working for me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But I'm getting snatched starting today. But you're not gonna
look at it. But the New Year.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Started, I know, but I feel like the weekend didn't
really count. You know, die it starts Monday, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, good? Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I broke it immediately. I told myself I was going.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
To New Year still drowning. New Year is still drowning on
a spit.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well, I told myself that I.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Was going to.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He knew he was up necks.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I already broke it. Go is to drink?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Did you just drink more water? I would have done
the opposite. Yeah, clear your throat out, okay, go okay, Yeah,
it broke it. I told myself that I was gonna
be at least all I told myself for the first
two weeks I was not gonna drink. And then Friday
went out and saw a Grateful Dead cover band and
smashed like three or four beers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Why don't we make more realistic New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Because that's not fun. You gotta challenge yourself. You gotta
if you want to reach the pinnacle of your life.
In twenty twenty six, Joe, you've got to make it
so unattainable.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Eight hundred and four ninety three ninety three one Are
you doing the New Year's resolution? Because, like Katie just said,
it's intentions. Yes, I think less and less people like
I see more and more people on their instagrams like
s talking New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Because they all failed them.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To be honest with you know, I'm having cripple anxiety
that maybe you just turned on your radio you heard
us talking about this, and you're going I don't want
to listen to this. But eight hundred four ninety three
ninety three text in at ninety seven seven two zero
did you make one? Are you doing it? Have you
stuck to it? Four and five Americans? It's the fifth
mind you? Four and five Americans have already broken their
(04:13):
New Year's resolution. I want to know which side you're on.
Apparently Ashley is the only perfect one.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I mean, our day five. I'm trying my best. I'm
trying my best. I have not been able to sleep
since I've not smoked or drinker.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are you going to dinner?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
We haven't picked the location yet. Who me and Danny
She We're trying to pick of idea for like a
little mixer who's she's a party promoter. You listen, I'm
gonna try my best. Give me like another five days.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Are there rules to it? Can you have a sip?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I think I'm major at Gasparilla. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I know what if she offers you a sip?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Oh no, I'm not not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Really.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, I feel like I something about being disciplined is
very attractive to me. So I just want to, you know,
make sure that you want to turn yourself on. You know.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think other people like, Wow, you're able to like
not drink and like not go out and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, they're like, whoa, No, she's practically married. She's got
a wife.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Practically women.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I smell infidelity.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
At all, But I'm not breaking mind, not yet, at
least asked me. Uh asked me on Saturday, because I
mean we're back for the first week. Oh my god,
I might be just like
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