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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We all met him. I've known him my whole life, well,
his whole life. I'm the older cousin. Hello, Xavier, good morning,
good morning, Hey cousins.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, I love you all right.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So here is the deal. My cousin's on right now.
You all met him last month. I think that was
his first time on the show. I've known him his
whole life. But Xavier did something yesterday that thinks so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So Ashley, you tell the story.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And I think what you did is a very bold Xavier.
So I was getting ready to go out to dinner
with you guys, and mind you, I did have my
shirt on. I had to throw it on before I
answer it because I was receiving a FaceTime from someone
who was not programmed in my phone. But it was
a Chicago area code. I still have friends and family
out there, so I'm like, who could it be?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I'm playing FaceTime roulette. Do I answer? And do
I not?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So I answer, and I stepped back so I don't
see my face, and then a beautiful face pops on
my FaceTime screen and it is Joe's cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Cousinse.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
We had a great conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Didn't we?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yes, we did that was that was an enjoyable chat?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Xavier, do you pick up calls from unknown number?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm just shocked that Ashley picked up a FaceTime from
an unknown number.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's how I know God wanted me to talk to
his Cousinsdy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Raise your hand if you do that in this room,
if you pick up calls from unknown numbers, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I just did.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Durn last commercial break as it says, as long as
it doesn't say potential spam Joe, it's are.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You doing the same thing, Xavier.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Xavier likes to talk, so he might be doing it
just to talk to someone.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah? Like, obviously it's a spam. I kind of know
those numbers. But sometimes in like one day, it's gonna
be someone They're gonna offer me a big money job
and I'm gonna be for a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be the lot of the Illinois Lottery.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Tell you one cousin day.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Were you nervous or do you think I was not
going to answer because I don't have your number stored
in my phone? Like that was very bold a FaceTime
for the first time.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He's a FaceTime too.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'll do golf phone calls. And face Times. I was
on call with my uncle first and he's like, oh,
you should call actually Nix and I was like, oh,
that's a great idea. I only have her Instagram. And
then he sent your number and I was like, Okay,
I'm rolling through face times today, so let me call
it really quick. Let's see what happens rolling the dice here?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
How many facetimes do you go through? Today?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I called the same four people. They don't answer every day,
so I'm like, okay, who should I throw in today?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Is Joe one of the four people?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I found out he doesn't call me every day, so
I'm totally an after I got to call two days ago.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
That same day, I talked to my one of my
other uncles. He's He's like, I gotta call you back.
I'm in a dance class in Columbia. It's like, okay,
have fun, we'll cost you later.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
By the way, Katie's learning about my family.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I do have a uncle, uncle Will. He lives in.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Uh and he's kind of just like he travels around
and dates women my age and his age and honestly
a lot younger than us too. Hey, Xavier, would you
like Katie Summers's phone number now so you can call her.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We're gonna call every day for the cousin's updates.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, because Katie. I didn't Katie Summers. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
For a long time, I don't know. Joe had cousins.
Really doesn't talk about cousins except for.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The one no stop saying that Exavier sends his audio
clips to be like hey I was on Joe Show
and then that I have other cousins texting.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, you don't talk about us.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
And I was just shocked when he came to the
studio when we had him on the air and I
was like, whoa, you're Joe's cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
There's more of you.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
He's like, yeah, I'm siblings. I said, what, very shocked.
So that's how me and cousins Day got close. And
now I'm taking Joe's cousins. So you ain't got no
cousin no more.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I was my cousin. No, he's my k He likes
me a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Cousin Day, Whose cousin do you want to be me?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Or Joe's.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I'm there?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah his phone?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Jen.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Are you hurt that he didn't ask for your number
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
But but before, back when I had Snapchat, Xavier would
always send me pictures of his memorabilia, which I loved.
I wish you would FaceTime me. I feel like the
snapchat is like you're treating me like a side home here.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Every time I go on my phone, I'm like, oh,
this thing I jed would love to know this or
see this, And then I go through to my rollerdecks
on my phone, I'm like, wait, Je's numbers nine in here.
I could have sworn I had it at one point.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Eight hundred four nine ninety three ninety three. You can
always call and you could text.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
In two.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We're gonna text you if you you call so or
it didn't. We're in a son of a bit. You're
going to let me redo that. We're going to We're
gonna call you text yes, thank you, but make it
easier on us. Just give us a call, would you.
I don't answer. I have the blocker on my phone
(05:18):
now where if the phone number isn't saved in my phone,
you cannot call me strict well, just get too many
spam calls and I don't want to, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Can they steal my information if I pick up. What
if it's like a doctor or something. I screen all
my calls.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
How many times, Jed, have you called and I screamed
the call like you would call to be on the
air in the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Sorry, not from your phone from the studio back.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll be like, hello, who is this
and then she'll make sure that it's like a legit person.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Really, I sent him to voicemail, not him studio.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Sorry, because the studio line shows up as a different
one the one in the regular eight hundred four nine
three ninety three.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Interesting. I don't even know that that was a thing.
You your voicemail is screening the call? No, just if you.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Maybe they just leave a voicemail. I just I don't
put the blocker on it, because if it's like a
doctor or like your mechanic or something, but I don't
have it saved, they leave a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
This is like old school. All right, Let me ask
you a question.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, please, do you just have doctor's random and calling
you and do your mechanics just saying hey, how's your
car doing?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It doesn't call you I'm thinking about your car summer.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You need all.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Know that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Xavier, would you like me to give out everyone who's
texted in his phone number today?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Texted into the show, and would you like to FaceTime
all of that.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
All of them? I got plenty of time off today. Also,
I do I do the same thing. I don't. I
let I don't block all the numbers because I have
some doctor's points I'm waiting to hear about. Thank you.
I don't answer them. If it's important enough, They're going
to leave a voicemail, and I can kind of tell
if it's true or not, whether it's part a doctor
(07:19):
or a person being the part of.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm almost positive, by the way, too, with the whole
blocker thing that I have, I don't think that they
can leave me a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
See that scares me.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
What if it's an emergency?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Text them.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Will make us very clear if anyone is having an emergency,
I am the last person someone's calling.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What the hell am I going to do?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Xavier? I love you, love you.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I just realized I put you as one of my
emergency contexts for work for my did you really insurance?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
My third person?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well, he's not gonna answer, and you're part of my
thing on iHeart. If I die, you get the rest
of my deal. So congratulations, although now that exact I'm
on Xavier's I think is gonna get mine all right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Love you,