January 5, 2026 • 7 mins
Can you guess which member of THEjoeSHOW received the WORST Christmas Gift of all time?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Joe Show. Left on Red's gonna come
up at eight ten. By the way, eight ten, we'll
do left on Red on mondays now. And I don't
blame a guy by the name of Steve for not
calling back a woman by the name of Leo. We're
going to get into that at eight ten, like I said,
and trust me, you're not gonna miss that. And then
tomorrow morning War the Roses will be done at seven thirty.
(00:21):
So at this time tomorrow we'll potentially be catching another cheater.
What happens if your significant other is turning off the
cameras inside your home? Are we about to catch a
husband cheating? We're gonna find out at this time tomorrow
morning now eight hundred four O nin ninety three ninety three.
Anyone returning a Christmas gift this year? Anymore returning a
(00:43):
gift that they got this holiday season? The reason why
I want to know is an eight hundred four O
nine ninety three ninety three. You could text it at
ninety seven seven two zero Ashley, thirty seven years old. Yep,
your biological father bought you again.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Kiny got me a Christmas gift.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You've never gotten a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Gift, no ever in your life, not that I can remember.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Clearly, you have not told us what it is. You
mentioned it before we left for vacation. The time has
finally come. What did you get from your five?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Real quick? Though? I've been out of town.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
He sent this a while ago, so he's been calling me, Hey,
did you get it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did you get it? Finally get home.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I get it out the mail, but I didn't open it.
I'm obviously taking on my luggage and doing stuff. He
calls me like, hey, you've been home for thirty minutes.
Did you opening it? You gotta tell me if you
like it. I'm like, Dad, give me a second, I'll
call your right back. Didn't call him back, call me
three times. So I finally open it. You guys, I'm
gonna throw it to you so you can see what
it is and you can read it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You ready, I want to catch it. You got me
a key chain? I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You would say he literally got me a key chain?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mind you, as much as he's been blowing me up,
you would have thought like it was. And then on
the paper it says like the gift was worth like
one hundred dollars, like you know, when you ship something,
it told you like if it gets lost with the insurance.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is oh, think you put that in there just so that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is gonna be great. And then I open it.
I called my sister Megan. I was like, are you serious,
Like he's been blown.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm blowing me up to open this gift.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I open it and I was like, oh, I
love it. It's the greatest thing ever. He's like, you're
gonna put on your keys. I was like, yeah, I'm
doing it right now.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It is very nice what it says now, with the
way that everything's clumped up, I thought it said Tom Brady.
Do you think it said tom Brady? At first? Too
kind looks like Tom Brady. It says, to my badass daughter,
whenever you feel inadequate, unworthy, or unloved, remember whose daughter
you are and straighten your crown. I will love you always.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like you say this now, but if I were to remember.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Who my guy was before, Milo, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But I was like, this is quite possibly the worst
Christmas gift ever. But I would never tell him that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This year, anyone get any gifts that you don't want,
You expecting that. No, I kept saying ear rings, which
now I feel bad about.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It, and I said, everyone has it, it's in your possession.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't have a keychain.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You do have a keychain. You have a keychain?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, what do you I'll call.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
My dad and only get me one of these to
my to my son from another mother. Yeah, just look like.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Just like bro, the way you were blowing me up
to open this gift. I thought it was just going
to be an envelope of money, something that is just uh,
just amazing, And it ended up just being a keychain.
And I feel really bad saying that to him, because
I'm telling you, he was blowing me up every day,
every second.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Did you get it? Did you get it? It's supposed
to be delivered today, It's in your mailbox? Open it?
Did you open it?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Would you want to play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Would you rather get a keychain? Or a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A vacuum cleaner? I got a vacuum cleaner for Christmas?
The other yes, even from Seawanna. That's what do you want?
I love vaciming.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Would you rather ke vucuue? Probably a key chain?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Really?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Because the vacuum is implying that I gotta start cleaning.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm with Joe on that ash can't.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Must you give me a dice in vacuum sick? But
if it's not one of those, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Would you rather get a key chain or I don't know,
it's a bad gift. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm glad that I'm not the only one. I was like,
whoa this is? This could have just been like a
daughter appreciation gift, you know, like sitting on a random Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
When I was in high school, I dated a girl
and I was the first girlfriend I ever had, and
I saved up my money and I got her a
necklace from Tiffany. Oh wow. Yeah, spent literally all my money.
I'll never forget my mom driving me to the mall
and her being like this is stupid. I got it,
and then we went to our car before school. She
(05:06):
came to my car and then she got in. Her
name was Caitlin, and she got me a key chain
from Lucky Jeans and it's a Lucky you on it,
and I handed her. She broke up with me the
next day, and I didn't get the next with me.
Could it could be what's up pharmacist, Brett, my pharmacist
(05:33):
is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Good morning, Welcome back, guys, Welcome Katie.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, I don't know why I said welcome. Hey, uh, Brett,
did you get your wife a key chain this year?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I did not get her a key chain this year?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No? Do you think she had a good Christmas?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I believe she did. Yeah, she had a good Christmas.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. Where'd you get her?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh? My gosh, I can't think what I got her?
Little thing? No, no, no, I got her a bunch
of little things. She likes the Lego sets, so I
got her one of those, the cars, and I can't
think of anything else I got.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is she happy with it?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes? She likes Legos, she collects them.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So would you ever get your wife a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
By the way, ummm no really.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I got her carpet cleaner one time, but it wasn't
for her birthday for Christmas? Yeah, she likes cleaning, so
I think I use it more than she does.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Alyssa love a vacuumator.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Bratt, You're the best.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Every good day.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We'll talk to you later, key chain bro. Best of
luck to your dad.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think it's a good gift. Honestly, I really do,
because I mean, look, the time to.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Give days Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Watch. Can we talk about you next?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Do you want to do that next or do you
want to wait until the time that we had it
scheduled for.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, let me ask you a question. Yeah, did you
get your girlfriend a Christmas gift?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Can we talk about it next? I'll explain what happened. Next,
I'll give you the whole kitten kaboodle.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm interested if there was a gift, if you missed it,
We've got Katie Summers now on the show, same show.
You shouted a person Katie, same show, and we might
have our first semi uncomfortable moment for someone in the studio.
(07:46):
And thank god it's not apt I, thank god it's
not Katie. It's Jet Yeah.
Welcome to the Joe Show. Left on Red's gonna come
up at eight ten. By the way, eight ten, we'll
do left on Red on mondays now. And I don't
blame a guy by the name of Steve for not
calling back a woman by the name of Leo. We're
going to get into that at eight ten, like I said,
and trust me, you're not gonna miss that. And then
tomorrow morning War the Roses will be done at seven thirty.
(00:21):
So at this time tomorrow we'll potentially be catching another cheater.
What happens if your significant other is turning off the
cameras inside your home? Are we about to catch a
husband cheating? We're gonna find out at this time tomorrow
morning now eight hundred four O nin ninety three ninety three.
Anyone returning a Christmas gift this year? Anymore returning a
(00:43):
gift that they got this holiday season? The reason why
I want to know is an eight hundred four O
nine ninety three ninety three. You could text it at
ninety seven seven two zero Ashley, thirty seven years old. Yep,
your biological father bought you again.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Kiny got me a Christmas gift.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You've never gotten a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Gift, no ever in your life, not that I can remember.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Clearly, you have not told us what it is. You
mentioned it before we left for vacation. The time has
finally come. What did you get from your five?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Real quick? Though? I've been out of town.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
He sent this a while ago, so he's been calling me, Hey,
did you get it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did you get it? Finally get home.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I get it out the mail, but I didn't open it.
I'm obviously taking on my luggage and doing stuff. He
calls me like, hey, you've been home for thirty minutes.
Did you opening it? You gotta tell me if you
like it. I'm like, Dad, give me a second, I'll
call your right back. Didn't call him back, call me
three times. So I finally open it. You guys, I'm
gonna throw it to you so you can see what
it is and you can read it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You ready, I want to catch it. You got me
a key chain? I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You would say he literally got me a key chain?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mind you, as much as he's been blowing me up,
you would have thought like it was. And then on
the paper it says like the gift was worth like
one hundred dollars, like you know, when you ship something,
it told you like if it gets lost with the insurance.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is oh, think you put that in there just so that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is gonna be great. And then I open it.
I called my sister Megan. I was like, are you serious,
Like he's been blown.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm blowing me up to open this gift.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I open it and I was like, oh, I
love it. It's the greatest thing ever. He's like, you're
gonna put on your keys. I was like, yeah, I'm
doing it right now.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It is very nice what it says now, with the
way that everything's clumped up, I thought it said Tom Brady.
Do you think it said tom Brady? At first? Too
kind looks like Tom Brady. It says, to my badass daughter,
whenever you feel inadequate, unworthy, or unloved, remember whose daughter
you are and straighten your crown. I will love you always.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like you say this now, but if I were to remember.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Who my guy was before, Milo, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But I was like, this is quite possibly the worst
Christmas gift ever. But I would never tell him that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This year, anyone get any gifts that you don't want,
You expecting that. No, I kept saying ear rings, which
now I feel bad about.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It, and I said, everyone has it, it's in your possession.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't have a keychain.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You do have a keychain. You have a keychain?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, what do you I'll call.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
My dad and only get me one of these to
my to my son from another mother. Yeah, just look like.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Just like bro, the way you were blowing me up
to open this gift. I thought it was just going
to be an envelope of money, something that is just uh,
just amazing, And it ended up just being a keychain.
And I feel really bad saying that to him, because
I'm telling you, he was blowing me up every day,
every second.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Did you get it? Did you get it? It's supposed
to be delivered today, It's in your mailbox? Open it?
Did you open it?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Would you want to play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Would you rather get a keychain? Or a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A vacuum cleaner? I got a vacuum cleaner for Christmas?
The other yes, even from Seawanna. That's what do you want?
I love vaciming.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Would you rather ke vucuue? Probably a key chain?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Really?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Because the vacuum is implying that I gotta start cleaning.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm with Joe on that ash can't.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Must you give me a dice in vacuum sick? But
if it's not one of those, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Would you rather get a key chain or I don't know,
it's a bad gift. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm glad that I'm not the only one. I was like,
whoa this is? This could have just been like a
daughter appreciation gift, you know, like sitting on a random Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
When I was in high school, I dated a girl
and I was the first girlfriend I ever had, and
I saved up my money and I got her a
necklace from Tiffany. Oh wow. Yeah, spent literally all my money.
I'll never forget my mom driving me to the mall
and her being like this is stupid. I got it,
and then we went to our car before school. She
(05:06):
came to my car and then she got in. Her
name was Caitlin, and she got me a key chain
from Lucky Jeans and it's a Lucky you on it,
and I handed her. She broke up with me the
next day, and I didn't get the next with me.
Could it could be what's up pharmacist, Brett, my pharmacist
(05:33):
is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Good morning, Welcome back, guys, Welcome Katie.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, I don't know why I said welcome. Hey, uh, Brett,
did you get your wife a key chain this year?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I did not get her a key chain this year?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No? Do you think she had a good Christmas?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I believe she did. Yeah, she had a good Christmas.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. Where'd you get her?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh? My gosh, I can't think what I got her?
Little thing? No, no, no, I got her a bunch
of little things. She likes the Lego sets, so I
got her one of those, the cars, and I can't
think of anything else I got.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is she happy with it?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes? She likes Legos, she collects them.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So would you ever get your wife a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
By the way, ummm no really.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I got her carpet cleaner one time, but it wasn't
for her birthday for Christmas? Yeah, she likes cleaning, so
I think I use it more than she does.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Alyssa love a vacuumator.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Bratt, You're the best.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Every good day.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We'll talk to you later, key chain bro. Best of
luck to your dad.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think it's a good gift. Honestly, I really do,
because I mean, look, the time to.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Give days Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Watch. Can we talk about you next?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Do you want to do that next or do you
want to wait until the time that we had it
scheduled for.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, let me ask you a question. Yeah, did you
get your girlfriend a Christmas gift?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Can we talk about it next? I'll explain what happened. Next,
I'll give you the whole kitten kaboodle.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm interested if there was a gift, if you missed it,
We've got Katie Summers now on the show, same show.
You shouted a person Katie, same show, and we might
have our first semi uncomfortable moment for someone in the studio.
(07:46):
And thank god it's not apt I, thank god it's
not Katie. It's Jet Yeah.
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