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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are they listening right now? Who are you calling out?
I just see you want to talk about bad driving.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listening right now?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She's not listening right now.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Joe Show's Living ninety three three FLC. If you take
your whole entire family, who's the worst driver in your family?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Four ahead? Oh no, for sure.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Me and my sister Megan relates our mom every time
we come home and she picks us up from the airport.
I have to say I'll drive because I get paranoid
when I'm in the car with my mom. She drives
so fast, she weaves in and out of traffic. And
she doesn't drive a car. She drives an suv.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Wow, she drives literally like you.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
She drives an suv exactly how you drive.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You can't drive like that in an suv, you know,
to just like tip over, especially when you're coming off
the highway.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm like slow down. It says slow down to twenty
five and you're going forty.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
False sense of security. I feel like it's just a
tank my car literally when I drive it, and I'm
so high up and I'm just and all these small
guy and then audi, yeah, Audi Audi, and I pronounce it.
This guy was free. Heaking out. He's trying to cut
me off and all that stuff, and you can't catch me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Maybe she just feels strong. I'm like strong in it. No,
absolutely not. So every time I go home, like I'll drive,
I'll drive. I can't because we have my niece and
my nephew in the car. I'm like, we got to
get home safe because you are the worst driver in
the family.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
My dad is the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is he?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, yes, you guys drive. He just sits on his phone.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And then the worst thing happened to him. His car
needed to get work done. He has a Chevy so
with the getting its service, they said, hey, take this car,
and it was a new car and Chevy has a
car that drives itself, which I get really worried about
this thing. I don't necessarily know if I trust those.
(01:45):
So he face times me and he's like, check this out.
No hands, I'm like a flock and put your hands
on it. But that's him, and I know for a
fact too. I'll call him and it's on speakerphone and
he's driving, and I hear him go uh huh uh
(02:06):
on phone. What he's doing. Se he's talking on speaker
and he's driving horrible.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
But I also sometimes my mom is the worst driver
in our family. And I'm not trying to put her down.
But anytime we went on a trip, like a long
road trip when we were a kid, I was fifteen,
sixteen years old, I was just in the permit era.
My dad was like, I need you to drive because
I can't take your mother's driving much longer. Anytime she
(02:36):
would make like an abrupt lane change and people are
like sleeping at the car. She go, oh, no, turn
it around, hitting potholes. She goes ten fifteen over the
speed limit, no matter if it's on the highway or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She's like a bad oudt of helmet.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And that's okay if you're driving by yourself, because you're.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
The you can.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm saying, if you're by yourself, don't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Have me in the car and subject me danger. I
also just like sorry, I get the egg from Call
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(03:18):
getting a car and driving with a fifteen year old.
Oh my god, I make an imaginary break under my
dash on the side.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
My heart is racing just thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I really do uh will do that? You know when
you're in a car, like listen, my fiance, who I
love so much, don't love when she drives. She is
she'll and I don't think she realizes it. She's way
too close, way too close, like unintentionally tailgating people. And
every time I'm like you too, pressing on the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Kaylee, good morning. My husband will forever be a passenger
princess because he it's so distracted with his driving that
he miss his turn. He also doesn't pay attention whenever
his exits he's in the far left lane and the
exit is coming up on the right. I just we
know my anxiety is too high. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I feel you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Only what if they put.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
In like significant other breaks, I would.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Like, great driver, said Carr.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Can you buy those?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I think I get it modified. I'm sure somebody will
be willing to do it.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
The only time I ever let him drive is when
he's a dosnated driver, because then I can't even worry
about it at that point, or if because we sometimes
ran our V when we go out to Vegas and
I let him drive the big thing because I can't.
I can't do those.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It would be fun. And like I said at the
very beginning about being in a big car, I bet
you when you're in a big like RV, you.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Kind of are exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Thank you, Katie Elizabeth, Yes, you're What did your husband do?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
He when we were dating, he rear ended me. He
was driving like a little truck and I had a
bigger truck and he hit me and like crushed in
the whole front of his bumper to the point that
he cracked his radiator.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wow. Where yeah, where was before you guys were together? Like,
how did this happen?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Well, so we were already together. We were like headed
back to my house and I think we both worked
at the same area, and so he was just right
behind me, and it was in Brandon. So the person
in front of me like slammed on their brakes and
so I obviously slammed on mine, and then he just
came pullowing into the back of me.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh my god, how good do you make you feel? Though?
That he had a smaller truck than you.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, I mean he always had cars and I had trucks,
so like it wasn't that abnormal and now like we
both have trucks, but mine's better.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So guy, Elizabeth, thank you for calling. And you're the
greatest Brittany. You want to call out your mom right now?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I do?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
So my mom learned. I don't. I don't even know.
I didn't know this was like a thing. But so
my grandfather taught my mom how to drive, like later
on in life, and he taught she's she's like a
they call it like a two foot driver, where like
one foot is on the break and the other foot
(06:40):
is on the gas.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So dangerous.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh my god, it is.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
I like, it's horrible, like driving with my mom, Like
she lives in Pennsylvania, so like when I go to visit,
like she picks us up from the airport, same thing.
Like I do not let her drive at all because
it's just like break go breaks, Like you're.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
In a what is it a manual car? Yeah, it's like,
oh my god, are you actually?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But in the manual though, you have to use the
left foot for the clutch, but continue Brittany.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Yet it's like I don't understand, like the dominant side
of your body should be the one that can carol everything,
and it's like, Mom, like you're going like seventy miles
hour and then all of a sudden, it's it's like
you're flowing right.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And I'm like almost hitting my head off the dish.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, I've been there. Well, I've taken notes. By the way,
I know whose cars I'm never going to get in, Brittany,
You're the greatest. After doing extensive research too. By the way,
it is interesting it's everyone's parents who suck at driving.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Never the kids.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, oh my brother is a close second, sister.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Look at you calling them out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
What's up with the news.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'm gonna let you know. We're four hundred thous or
four hundred million dollars. Don't let them, don't let them
let them know.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Let me know.