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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Text nine seven seven two oh and get on the
Joe Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Call the Joe Show Now eight hundred four oh nine
ninety three ninety.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Three Joe Show's Live on ninety three three fl z
Ashley's gonna get into another war with her neighbors. And
the last time she got into a war with her neighbors,
she received a basically like a death threat on her door.
So good luck. What is your current complaint with your neighbors?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I do not think you should be mowing your line
before nine am. That is just way too early. Let
me sleep and it's Saturday morning. No one has to
get up. But why are you mourning your line? They
this guy mows his line every Saturday at seven o'clock
in the morning. That is way too early. Do it
at like ten when everybody's up at the pool.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Beat the heat, I don't you know?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
They say that, but I don't care. You're gonna get
beat by me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, I think I'd rather be beat by the heat.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I just think it's rude. We all live in this neighborhood. Like, well,
your lawn after nine, bro?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, No, I don't have a lawn, so I guess
it is hard for me to argue for those who
need to and I love to sleep in. Yeah, that's
why that that's where I do go. Like they're truthfully,
there is no part of me that wants to defend
(01:24):
anyone mowing their lawn that early. I have nothing in
me to do it. My current inconvenience where I'm at
is not lawn mowing. It is construction. They're building a
new building next to mine. Oh my god, and they
have to Once again, I'm assuming it's because of the heat.
Although hardest workers the hardest workers. If you are a
(01:48):
construction worker, I want you to know I would kill
for your work out.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And how quick you guys build stuff is crazy. It
is a little bit frustrated. They like drill, the send
out things. Hey we got to drill at six am
on a Friday. Dude. Every single time I look at
a list of my fiance and I'm like, I'm so
sorry that you're gonna be, you know, woken up by that.
Like that sucks.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It does, especially people who work from home. Yeah, even
it's during the weekday. If you're mowing lawns at seven
am or drilling at seven am, people are working from
homes and they're taking calls. So it just completely ruins
your entire day. In fact, I don't know if your
apartment has it, but like we have this little thread
where we can go and, you know, voice our concerns.
And there's a guy over there. He's frustrated. He's like you, guys,
(02:31):
the alarm system has been going off for hours every
other day. Can we get it fixed because now I
have to take a vacation day because I can't answer
phone calls. It's ridiculous. I don't know. I need new neighbors.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hey, your parents had a yard. That's the other thing too.
This may be a shock to everyone, but we can't
even afford to have a yard. Your parents, though, had
a yard, and you lived with your parent What time
would they mow their lawn? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I think they would have to wait until a certain time,
like their neighborhood mandated that nobody can do it past
a certain time before a certain time, so it'd be
ten am on Saturdays.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Goshka, you agree with Ashley.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I actually have a church in my backyard basically, And
they would rent their fills to like, you know, recreation,
you know, soccer whatever, and whatnot, and then they would
play music at seven am on Saturday and start their events.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So I said, uh.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Ah, you know, this is the only day that we
can sleep in. And you know I got into a
little war with them via email and it's your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Sorry about Thatshka. They always went in our up. So
when you go to war with the church, how quick
did you lose?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I don't know if I lost her long, but they
said their contract was ending soon, and ever since the
beginning of this year, there's no more seven am music.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah one, I like that. All right? Hey, Megan, you
actually would like to say that Goshka and Ashley are
in the wrong. Ashley is pleading and begging to her
neighbors to stop mowing their line at seven am. Megan,
you say you have to mow your line at seven agen.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Come on, Ashley like you trying out here?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
He's strow No, But I mean, how long does it
take the more lines?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It takes a while, especially if you're Megan and you're
rich and you have a big lawn. Meghan's loaded, Megan.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'll get you water, I'll get you a sunscreen. You will,
You'll be okay out there.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No she won't. Meghan bought the Patel House in Tampa
and has to mow that one. That's serious.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Looks like you gotta mow, you gotta edge, you gotta
water like heat stroke. I've been born and raised Florida
in Saint Pete. Come on, like, you cannot do it
when the sun's coming up, right when it's coming up,
but nine o'clock, like it's already hitting the humidity. Absolutely not.
I'm not out here. You're getting heat stroke. Plus, I
got a day and I want to go to the beach.
(05:24):
I want to enjoy it. If I can't do it
in the morning, my whole day's ruined.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You know when my day's ruined when you mow your
line at seven am.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, you know when my day is ruined is when
people do it in the middle of the day because
then I have to go around their trucks and everything
like that. So I I I get it. But at
the same time, are you gonna pay my hospital bill
when I go and have heat stroke?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know, Joe?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Will you know when my day's ruined? What argue? Please make?
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I love you, I love you. I love you.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You gotta are awesome. Talk to you.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I listen to you guys every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh well, I love you and I feel like we
talk every single morning, so it's perfect. Hey, how about this, Megan,
what if we just since Ashley doesn't get it, what
if we have actually mowed your lawn one how often
you got to mow your lawn once a month, once
a week. I don't know, because once again.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I've never had a lawn, and in the summer it's
definitely once a week.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And right now, what if we did this, what if
we had what if we had what if we did this?
What if we had actually kick off the show at
six am one week mowing your lawn because you're insane,
you're close. Well, no, hear me out. Week one you
mowed at six am, Week two, you mowed at seven am,
Week three, eight, then nine, and we'll see what time
(06:44):
you prefer as a lawn mower to mow the lawn. Megan.
I'm gonna put you on hold so we get your information.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I'm very very.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Serious about this. I think we start this one week
six am, so on and so forth, and if you
want us to mow your lawn, forget about it.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
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