October 21, 2025 • 6 mins
Two news headlines - can you spot which one is from the state of Florida?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ye three NLC. They could be your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows find the Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, we say it, it's time to play that game
that we find man.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh yeah, baby, here we go, Haunted Carnival three day passes.
That's what we got to give away. And you know what,
he never actually gets to play in any of these games.
He's my favorite. He's probably your favorite.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Heh my man, Hey, she love man. Good morning. Hey O.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My man's been out of town. He's working very, very
very hard, so we have not heard from him in
a little bit. Jules, how's everything going.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I hate overnight. They're killing a whole month, no days off.
But I could find the Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I know you can well listen, I know you
know how it works. But let's tell everyone else. I'm
gonna read two news headlines. Jewels is gonna have to
tell me which one happened in Florida. If he can
find the Florida Man, he makes it to the next round.
There are four rounds, Okay, if Jewles goes four for four,
(01:19):
that fourth and final round does have three day Haunted
Carnival passes. Jewels, you ready, Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Joseph. You know you amazing on that band though, thank you?
I know. And the craziest thing is I don't even
play with my hands, so it's usually Jed.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And he doesn't use my bande Okay. Two news headlines.
Which one happened in Florida? Duo uses baby stroller to
steal fourteen dollars worth of loot from target?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Or duo busted for stealing more than three hundred pounds
of meat.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm gonna go with the first one. I don't know why.
Ah my man, you're correct, Good job you found the floor.
Oh wow, that's right. All right? Round two? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog. WHOA Yes,
did that happen in Florida? Or man busted with thousands
of stolen legos in his house?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And they say, what kind of dog? Oh? So I'm
gonna go with the second one. You're gonna go to
the second one? That sounds like it's out of this country? Ye,
second one? Are you sure they're eating the dog? Are
you carrying the dogs and the cats? Do you? Are
you sure you want to go with the second one.
(02:51):
I already said it, so I'm gonna go with the
second one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Ao, You're wrong, Like, really eat dogs here?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We don't eat thoughts too. What happened? Clearly they do.
Come on, job here, I'll talk to you. I'll text you.
Love you buddy, Jenna and port Richie. Hello, Hello, how
about you?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Guys? Life is fantastic when I get to talk to you.
You're ready to play a little fun with Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Man, I am all right cool. Two news headlines? Tell
me which one happened in Florida?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And jewels made it easier for you because you only
need to get too correct to win.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Man accused of dressing as Elmo and showing up to kids' parties. Yes,
he was caught when he said, hey, it's a cookie
monster here and they said you're Almo and we didn't
hire it. Did that happen in Florida? Or Man accused
of shooting himself in the leg while faking his own kidnapping.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Which one happened in Florida? The second one?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The second one? Good job, I'm made up that first one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was we need to banjo again?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh wait, this is even better because it is the
intense round because it's the fourth and final round. It's
the round that matters, Jenna, this is the round that
has the haunted carnival passes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, okay, ting to read you two news headlins.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So let's get it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You tell me which one happens. You got it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Woman arrested after argument with her boyfriend escalates to scratching, punching,
and biting his wiener.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh I know, not good tinkle? Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Or man claims he is a wiener as he tries
to steal taketos at a seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh, man, you know the first one? Do a good job?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I made up the second one. I made up the
second one. Jenny, good job. You found the floor to.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Man, let's go. Don't know anytime, y'all hear it's Joe
talk about the keto's the story? Was it that? That's true?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I always use taketo's because that is the like. Now,
this is a Joe stat Okay. I don't know too much,
but I know these headlines. When there is a crime
in seven to eleven or a gas station involving food.
There was a ninety three point three chance, it's a taketo.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I swear to you. Both are really good, though, which
ones the chicken?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know who loves the gas station taketo's and all
that jaed, Yeah, of course you live and they are good.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They are. Jenny, Are you in the car? Did I
hear someone else when you won? Yes? My daughter? Hi daughter?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What's your name? Arianna?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Arianna?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Arianna? Give your mom a big hugg and a kiss
because she's a winner. Can you believe that your mom's
a winner? That's pretty cool?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah I can't. Actually, she's won many times really with us? Yeah,
that's the best winner.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
There are some stations, by the way, they say you
want you wanna you want to bag a taketos back
in two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can't win with us again? Nope, not to twenty
twenty four. Yeah, no, that's not how that works. Jenna.
You already know how it works then, since you've won
so much.
Ye three NLC. They could be your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows find the Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, we say it, it's time to play that game
that we find man.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh yeah, baby, here we go, Haunted Carnival three day passes.
That's what we got to give away. And you know what,
he never actually gets to play in any of these games.
He's my favorite. He's probably your favorite.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Heh my man, Hey, she love man. Good morning. Hey O.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My man's been out of town. He's working very, very
very hard, so we have not heard from him in
a little bit. Jules, how's everything going.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I hate overnight. They're killing a whole month, no days off.
But I could find the Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I know you can well listen, I know you
know how it works. But let's tell everyone else. I'm
gonna read two news headlines. Jewels is gonna have to
tell me which one happened in Florida. If he can
find the Florida Man, he makes it to the next round.
There are four rounds, Okay, if Jewles goes four for four,
(01:19):
that fourth and final round does have three day Haunted
Carnival passes. Jewels, you ready, Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Joseph. You know you amazing on that band though, thank you?
I know. And the craziest thing is I don't even
play with my hands, so it's usually Jed.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And he doesn't use my bande Okay. Two news headlines.
Which one happened in Florida? Duo uses baby stroller to
steal fourteen dollars worth of loot from target?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Or duo busted for stealing more than three hundred pounds
of meat.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm gonna go with the first one. I don't know why.
Ah my man, you're correct, Good job you found the floor.
Oh wow, that's right. All right? Round two? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog. WHOA Yes,
did that happen in Florida? Or man busted with thousands
of stolen legos in his house?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And they say, what kind of dog? Oh? So I'm
gonna go with the second one. You're gonna go to
the second one? That sounds like it's out of this country? Ye,
second one? Are you sure they're eating the dog? Are
you carrying the dogs and the cats? Do you? Are
you sure you want to go with the second one.
(02:51):
I already said it, so I'm gonna go with the
second one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Ao, You're wrong, Like, really eat dogs here?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We don't eat thoughts too. What happened? Clearly they do.
Come on, job here, I'll talk to you. I'll text you.
Love you buddy, Jenna and port Richie. Hello, Hello, how
about you?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Guys? Life is fantastic when I get to talk to you.
You're ready to play a little fun with Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Man, I am all right cool. Two news headlines? Tell
me which one happened in Florida?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And jewels made it easier for you because you only
need to get too correct to win.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Man accused of dressing as Elmo and showing up to kids' parties. Yes,
he was caught when he said, hey, it's a cookie
monster here and they said you're Almo and we didn't
hire it. Did that happen in Florida? Or Man accused
of shooting himself in the leg while faking his own kidnapping.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Which one happened in Florida? The second one?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The second one? Good job, I'm made up that first one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was we need to banjo again?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh wait, this is even better because it is the
intense round because it's the fourth and final round. It's
the round that matters, Jenna, this is the round that
has the haunted carnival passes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, okay, ting to read you two news headlins.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So let's get it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You tell me which one happens. You got it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Woman arrested after argument with her boyfriend escalates to scratching, punching,
and biting his wiener.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh I know, not good tinkle? Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Or man claims he is a wiener as he tries
to steal taketos at a seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh, man, you know the first one? Do a good job?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I made up the second one. I made up the
second one. Jenny, good job. You found the floor to.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Man, let's go. Don't know anytime, y'all hear it's Joe
talk about the keto's the story? Was it that? That's true?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I always use taketo's because that is the like. Now,
this is a Joe stat Okay. I don't know too much,
but I know these headlines. When there is a crime
in seven to eleven or a gas station involving food.
There was a ninety three point three chance, it's a taketo.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I swear to you. Both are really good, though, which
ones the chicken?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know who loves the gas station taketo's and all
that jaed, Yeah, of course you live and they are good.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They are. Jenny, Are you in the car? Did I
hear someone else when you won? Yes? My daughter? Hi daughter?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What's your name? Arianna?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Arianna?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Arianna? Give your mom a big hugg and a kiss
because she's a winner. Can you believe that your mom's
a winner? That's pretty cool?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah I can't. Actually, she's won many times really with us? Yeah,
that's the best winner.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
There are some stations, by the way, they say you
want you wanna you want to bag a taketos back
in two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can't win with us again? Nope, not to twenty
twenty four. Yeah, no, that's not how that works. Jenna.
You already know how it works then, since you've won
so much.
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