October 3, 2025 • 8 mins
Two news headlines - can you spot your neighbor to win a prize? Its time to play a game that we named Find The Florida Man...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean they could be your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's time to play the game. Mean Fine Florida Man.
He smells He smells like a salon, does he? Yeah?
He smells very good. I like it over dash. Let's see, Yeah,
Jed got his haircut.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Look at his hair.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Does smell good?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Was delicious, doesn't it? Tiffany Inglewood, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Fry? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
This is my first time playing Fine the Florida Man.
So excited and I'm really hoping I win because I
am a single mom. And I actually got fired yesterday
through email.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No what happened?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, no warning or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
They emailed me and it says, while we decided that
we need to cut costs and effective immediately, your position
is being eliminated.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my god, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Or what did you do? I? I did content management
for kids website down here, like compiling all the kids
friendly businesses and the classes and all the events and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
If anyone has an opportunity for Tiffany text in Tiffany
the nine seven seven two zero if anyone's got any
type of opportunities to go to school or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, I have a degree in general education and graphic design.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
All right, I mean, come on, anyone got any opportunity
for Tiffany?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let us know.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We'd love to connect her with someone one more time.
That's Tiffany the ninety seven seventy zero. Well, Tiffany, let's
play Find the Florida Man. You gotta go perfect four
for Florida, win some Halloween hornite passes, so hopefully we
could pull that out for you. All right, here we go,
Florida woman on this one? Which women is it? Or
(02:17):
woman is it? Woman steals motorized shopping cart to drive
herself to an appointment?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Or woman costs one thousand dollars in damages during rampage
at Little Caesar's after being told she would be charged
for extra sauce.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh, the second one.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The second one? Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Positive?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What do you think, Ashley?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going to go with the second one?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You are going to go with the second one? Are
you sure?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not sure. I'm actually not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Are you positive? Because it would just be a shame
if Tiffany.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I'll go with the first one.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now, of course, if I help Tiffany out now, I
cannot help.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're gonna go with the first one, I think,
all right, good job you found the Florida man. The
other one happened in Kentucky. But I can't help you
out like that again. Okay, Tiffany, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
One of our.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Boss's biggest pet peeves is that the moment I hear
anything bad about anyone, I immediately just want to give
Here we go, Round two. Intruder receives a harsh lesson
from MMA fighter after breaking into home.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Or wife and husband arrested on the same night and
charged with the duy Ooh, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Gonna go with the second one this time.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are you sure you would to go with the second one? Yeah, Tiffany.
Unfortunately you did not find the Florida man. Okay, we do,
all right, we do have universal tickets for you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm gonna put you on hold, but then I got
I got hey.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
For the record, anybody listening to ninety three three f
l Z in the Joe Show right now?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This is Jed speaking. You can blame me. I'm the
one who said we could do it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I know the ticket inventory we got for Universal Orlando Resort, Tiffany,
you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're very welcome. I'll be the bad guy. Don't shoot
Joe shoot me. Wha, don't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't say that. Yeah, come on, no one, no
one after me.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm a man. No one shooting, No one shoot any
of us. We're good.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We don't have political opinions on literally anything. We're pretty
much just you know.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
We're just here to Georgia, dumb folk and uh, you
want to see the guy get I'll let Jed watch
the guy plead for his uh his life though to
try and not get beaten up.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That guy got beat up. Oh I'm not surprised. Yes,
all right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But then after that, after I want to make this
very clear, no one can call in with sad stories.
No sad stories, because I'm a sucker for it, and it's.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Taking advantage of me.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You're taking advantage of me, Kayla, don't take advantage of me.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, oh okay, I won't.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, good things going on in your life, yeah for sure? Good?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Then I won't feel all right, here you go. Two
news sadlines, which one happened in Florida. Three year old
finds live hand grenade in his front yard.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Or man's reason for driving one hundred miles an hour
was that he was late for his barber.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No second one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The second one is correct. You found the Florida man.
I sent that to Kyle R. Barber, and I said,
been there. It's the worst when you are you're running late.
I uh, I done that one too much? Okay, Kayla,
final round situation has been intensified. Universal Orlando Resorts Halloween
(06:03):
horror night passes Terrifier, Jason House, five night at Freddy's.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They've got a cowboy themed.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Horror house, which I love cowboys, so I was really
pumped about that. This is, in my opinion, the best
year for Halloween horror nights. Okay, we're going next weekend,
so if you win, you could, you know, go up
on Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I think we're up on both days, just chilling. You
can go any time you want. These are passes for
the whole month.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Awesome, Kayla.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Two news headlines, which one happened in Florida.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man refuses to let passengers save seats on principal.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
On the Southwest flight. Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Or man busted for going one hundred and twenty four
miles an hour because he had to use the bath.
You're gonna go with the second one? Yeah, you think
that I would have put two headlines that are pretty
much the same, back to back and one to end
the game. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
And I think I've heard about him, and I thought
they were the same headline, and I was like, Oh,
one guy had to go to the barber and one
guy had to coot.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Guess what, Catty it pays to do your homework? You
found Florida man?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yay, congratulations, Kayla, you are a winner. You're going to
Horror Nights. Tell Art the Clown, I say hi when
you see him. Well, we love Art. He's freaky. Actually,
one of the rooms in the Art the Clown, the
Terrifier house, was like human feces, does it? That's a
(08:00):
real thing. I'll show you a video. I can't wait
to see Ashley during these houses. She's gonna lose her mind.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, it's so it gonna be so much fun. I'm
going behind you, just so I can watch you get
from behind me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You barely know me.
Ninety three three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean they could be your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's time to play the game. Mean Fine Florida Man.
He smells He smells like a salon, does he? Yeah?
He smells very good. I like it over dash. Let's see, Yeah,
Jed got his haircut.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Look at his hair.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Does smell good?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Was delicious, doesn't it? Tiffany Inglewood, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Fry? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
This is my first time playing Fine the Florida Man.
So excited and I'm really hoping I win because I
am a single mom. And I actually got fired yesterday
through email.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No what happened?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, no warning or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
They emailed me and it says, while we decided that
we need to cut costs and effective immediately, your position
is being eliminated.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my god, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Or what did you do? I? I did content management
for kids website down here, like compiling all the kids
friendly businesses and the classes and all the events and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
If anyone has an opportunity for Tiffany text in Tiffany
the nine seven seven two zero if anyone's got any
type of opportunities to go to school or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, I have a degree in general education and graphic design.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
All right, I mean, come on, anyone got any opportunity
for Tiffany?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let us know.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We'd love to connect her with someone one more time.
That's Tiffany the ninety seven seventy zero. Well, Tiffany, let's
play Find the Florida Man. You gotta go perfect four
for Florida, win some Halloween hornite passes, so hopefully we
could pull that out for you. All right, here we go,
Florida woman on this one? Which women is it? Or
(02:17):
woman is it? Woman steals motorized shopping cart to drive
herself to an appointment?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Or woman costs one thousand dollars in damages during rampage
at Little Caesar's after being told she would be charged
for extra sauce.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh, the second one.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The second one? Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Positive?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What do you think, Ashley?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going to go with the second one?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You are going to go with the second one? Are
you sure?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not sure. I'm actually not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Are you positive? Because it would just be a shame
if Tiffany.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, I'll go with the first one.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now, of course, if I help Tiffany out now, I
cannot help.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're gonna go with the first one, I think,
all right, good job you found the Florida man. The
other one happened in Kentucky. But I can't help you
out like that again. Okay, Tiffany, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
One of our.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Boss's biggest pet peeves is that the moment I hear
anything bad about anyone, I immediately just want to give
Here we go, Round two. Intruder receives a harsh lesson
from MMA fighter after breaking into home.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Or wife and husband arrested on the same night and
charged with the duy Ooh, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Gonna go with the second one this time.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are you sure you would to go with the second one? Yeah, Tiffany.
Unfortunately you did not find the Florida man. Okay, we do,
all right, we do have universal tickets for you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm gonna put you on hold, but then I got
I got hey.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
For the record, anybody listening to ninety three three f
l Z in the Joe Show right now?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This is Jed speaking. You can blame me. I'm the
one who said we could do it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I know the ticket inventory we got for Universal Orlando Resort, Tiffany,
you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're very welcome. I'll be the bad guy. Don't shoot
Joe shoot me. Wha, don't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't say that. Yeah, come on, no one, no
one after me.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm a man. No one shooting, No one shoot any
of us. We're good.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We don't have political opinions on literally anything. We're pretty
much just you know.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
We're just here to Georgia, dumb folk and uh, you
want to see the guy get I'll let Jed watch
the guy plead for his uh his life though to
try and not get beaten up.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That guy got beat up. Oh I'm not surprised. Yes,
all right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But then after that, after I want to make this
very clear, no one can call in with sad stories.
No sad stories, because I'm a sucker for it, and it's.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Taking advantage of me.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You're taking advantage of me, Kayla, don't take advantage of me.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, oh okay, I won't.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, good things going on in your life, yeah for sure? Good?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Then I won't feel all right, here you go. Two
news sadlines, which one happened in Florida. Three year old
finds live hand grenade in his front yard.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Or man's reason for driving one hundred miles an hour
was that he was late for his barber.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No second one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The second one is correct. You found the Florida man.
I sent that to Kyle R. Barber, and I said,
been there. It's the worst when you are you're running late.
I uh, I done that one too much? Okay, Kayla,
final round situation has been intensified. Universal Orlando Resorts Halloween
(06:03):
horror night passes Terrifier, Jason House, five night at Freddy's.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They've got a cowboy themed.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Horror house, which I love cowboys, so I was really
pumped about that. This is, in my opinion, the best
year for Halloween horror nights. Okay, we're going next weekend,
so if you win, you could, you know, go up
on Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I think we're up on both days, just chilling. You
can go any time you want. These are passes for
the whole month.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Awesome, Kayla.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Two news headlines, which one happened in Florida.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man refuses to let passengers save seats on principal.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
On the Southwest flight. Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Or man busted for going one hundred and twenty four
miles an hour because he had to use the bath.
You're gonna go with the second one? Yeah, you think
that I would have put two headlines that are pretty
much the same, back to back and one to end
the game. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
And I think I've heard about him, and I thought
they were the same headline, and I was like, Oh,
one guy had to go to the barber and one
guy had to coot.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Guess what, Catty it pays to do your homework? You
found Florida man?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yay, congratulations, Kayla, you are a winner. You're going to
Horror Nights. Tell Art the Clown, I say hi when
you see him. Well, we love Art. He's freaky. Actually,
one of the rooms in the Art the Clown, the
Terrifier house, was like human feces, does it? That's a
(08:00):
real thing. I'll show you a video. I can't wait
to see Ashley during these houses. She's gonna lose her mind.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, it's so it gonna be so much fun. I'm
going behind you, just so I can watch you get
from behind me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You barely know me.
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