Find The Florida Man (School Teachers, Cocaine, and Vapes)

Two news headlines - can you guess which one is your neighbor?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three three FLC. They could be your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows, find the Florida Man,
and we.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Say it's time to pay name.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Man. On November fourth of twenty twenty five, it's eight
oh nine and fifty seconds.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're back live at the.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Walt Disney World water Park. Passes is what we are
giving away. We're gonna play with Bryant to start out
in Saint Cloud.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What a Bryant? What up? Oh brilliant? No way? You
better be on your phone.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Bryan, Bryan, are you hello?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What up? Brian? You ready to play?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes, sir bro I've been listening up for at five minute.
I'm actually an operator and every time I'm working with dirt,
I always like listen to it. You know, I've always
listened to radio and I love how you gotta contrat
We were fans.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Thank you. I love you so much. If I could,
I'd make out with you.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Now took it too far? Didn't he took it too far?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right? Brian?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm gonna read you two news headlines. You gotta tell
me which one happened in Florida. You get one round right,
you want a T shirt? You get all four? Correct,
you win Walt Disney World Water Park passes. You ready
go thir There we go. Man arrested for smashing five

(01:36):
hundred dollars worth of pumpkins?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Did that happen in Florida?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Or boyfriend hid in X's shower with a knife and
her underwear over his face?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Which one happened in Florida?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
So on the ware one, you're gonna go with the underwear?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah? I was on the way. Okay, Ryan, that did
not happen in Florida. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Thank you for listening to calling it, calling more often.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like you. What's up? Summer? Hither? How you doing good?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
First time caller, longtime listeners?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, getting to get out of here? I know where
it is. Hold on, we got to play you the trumpet?
First time caller, long time, first time, long time, first time,
long time trumpet. Here we go, Thank you, Summer.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, I love that very important.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Everyone loves it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Summer two news headlines? Tell me which one happened in Florida?
You could win big Walt Disney World Water Park passes.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
In round four. We're round two. Now Here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Man, causes scene at Halloween party after losing costume contest
to a dog.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did that happen in Florida?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Or elementary school principal under investigation for promoting a teacher
he was dating. He resigns after a swimming while intoxicated arrest.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Let's go with the principal.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
You found the Florida man, good job. Did you guys
know that you can get arrested for that?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I did not. I didn't either. Swimming intoxicate?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It depends on where it is.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, it's yeah, all right? Summer round three two? More right? Well,
Disney World water Park passes here.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Man makes forty five calls to police to free jailed wife,
then just to shoot officer, which leads him to be
arrested as well.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Did that happen in Florida? Or I'm a mother f
and white man.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yells a guy as he pulls down his pants and
yells a racial slur, which one happens in Florida?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Which one happened in Florida?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Let's go with the EMM F and white man, the
emma fin white man. Why is it when I close
my eyes and I think of Florida man? I picture
white man.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Summer. Unfortunately that did not happen. RDA.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm sorry you didn't get a Joe Show shirt though,
I'm gonna put you on hold for that fourth and
final round.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Time. Let's hang out with Jasmine, who is in Riverview?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Jasmine?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Hey, whe are you guys?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Jasmin?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Life is fantastic because we're talking to you, Jasmine. It's
the fourth in final round to find the Florida man. Yeah,
you get this, you win Walt disney World Water Park passes.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
If you get wrong, we gotta give it a way
to someone else. Nobody got time for of course, no
time at all. We've ran out. Round four.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Teacher shows up to work, high end cocaine and let's
students hit her vape.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's no vape November exactly, That's what I said. No,
it's no vate November. Did that happen in Florida? Or
cross dressing? Porch pirate caught swiping packages.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm gonna go with the first one.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're gonna go with the first one.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Teacher shows up to work high on cocaine and then
let's student hit her vape. Wish for those keeping score
at home, Ashley did not freak out about the teacher getting.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
High on cocaine at school.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
She was taken back by the fact that she then
let the students hit her vape.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's what protecting the kids to freak out. Let's get
some hookers and some coke and go.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Crazy easy, Ashley, Jasmine, you say that the teacher who
showed up to work high on cocaine and let students intervap.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
You say that teacher is a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah, guess what, Jazzmine, You're correct that did happen
in Florida.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Good job, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hell yeah, Jasmine, I love that