Find The Florida Man (Small Business Swingers)

Its a 'Florida Man Friday'... Joe likes to play a game where we give you two news headlines and you have to guess which one is the from the great state of Florida

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nine LZ. They could be your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.
Let's see, it's time to play the game bad we
name Find the Florida Man. We're gonna start off with Sadie. Sadie, Hello, Hi,
Sadie's and Bradenton. She believes she's got what it takes

(00:26):
to win one heck of a prize Afrojack' Seminal Hard Rock, Tampa,
New Year's Eve. Now that's in the fourth and final round, Sadie,
So you gotta get four in a row to win.
Every round has Find the Florida Man t shirts fourth
and final round. As those tickets. I'm gonna read you

(00:49):
two news headlines. You gotta tell me which one happened
in Florida. It's that simple. You ready to play? Ok?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, it's Find the Florida Man potentially find the
Florida Raccoon. What do I mean by that? Well, let
me fill you in. So the first headline of today's
game involves a raccoon liquor store ransacked by raccoon that
breaks bottles, gets drunks, and then passes out in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Did that happen in Florida?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Or chicken stealing activists is sentenced to ninety days in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm gonna go Raccoon is Florida. You're gonna go with
the Florida Raccoon. Good job, yes, smart?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was Ashley's favorite headline of the way. The picture
of him while he's just like laying, he looks like
me when I had my first laying in my parents'
bathroom going. I promise I didn't. I promise I didn't.
All right, here we go, Uh, Sadie.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Round two?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Two news headlines swinger owners swinger owners of a catering
business engaged. Uh, let me let me redo that. Let
me redo the headline is a little bit tricky. Let
me let me read it in Joe's own words. I'll
make my own headline with this. Owners of a catering

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business demand sex from staff. Did that happen in Florida?
Or Trio arrested for baking cookies in a grocery store
parking lot.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So who moves headlines with doing it?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Baking cookies?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is the Florida man?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Which one? Both are baking cookies? Oh? The second one?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The grocery store parking lot. Yeah, good job, you found
the Florida man, Sadie. Round three, you're doing great. Woman
who wants to sacrifice husband and son tries to strangle
a nurse.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Did that happen in Florida?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Or man says he was bitten by a mouse at
a movie theater.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh my god, I'd be terrified. Yeah, you love movie theater.
The mouse and movie theater, Sadie.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We must I'm sorry, Sadie. No, it is the woman
who wanted to sacrifice their family. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
All right, let's talk to Kelly. Now, what's up? Kelly?
Out in tarp and Springs?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hey, how we doing?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Life is good?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And let me tell you something that even just picking
up someone from tarp and Springs makes me very hungry.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want to do definite.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh my god, the best. I want some Saga Naki
right now. Oh my god, oh baby, give me some
back God. All right, Kelly, let's intensify the situation. Sadie
did all the work. All I had to do is
pick you up.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right? So round four, round four? You get this right?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're going to the Seminole Hard Rock New Year's Eve
party hosted by afro Jack. If you get it wrong.
We're gonna have to give up these tickets to someone else.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You ready, all right, I'm ready, let's go, all right,
let's do this thing.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Men in their eighties arrested for exposing themselves to undercover detectives.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did that happen in Florida?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Or Man arrested for bringing bottles of math inside of
an eye hop?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh goodness, oh god, oh god, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Sacul one.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You are dirty today. Sorry, I know, I'm no, that's
that should be Ashley.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh my god. Now I'm distracted.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
One more to I'll read you the headlines one more time.
Men in their eighties.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Men in their eighties arrested for exposing themselves to undercover detectives.
Did that happen in Florida? Or Man arrested after bringing
bottles of meth into I hop? I'm gonna go with
the second, the second one, yeah, Kelly, Yeah, Unfortunately you

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did not find the Florida man.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
But you know what, we have a ton of these
tickets because the hard rock always hooks us up.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So I'm just gonna give you a pair.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
O cat Oh, thank you, yay, thank you so much,
Thank you for being a part of the family, listening
to the show, and you know I'm in the giving mood.
It's Friday. Friday is a good day to have some fun. Kelly,
we'll talk to you later