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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three three NLC. They could be your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You try to play the game that we named the
Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let me hear out, Yeah, Kimmy, are Holy Jesus Jack
gave me these sins. By the way, my mouth feels
like it's on fire. Holy hell, smell it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh yeah, that Pepperman. How many milligrams is nine?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Jesus, Jesus God almighty.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
My lip might fall off during this kind of Kelli. Yeah,
what up? Maybe how you don't win? I'm doing great?
How about you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Life is fantastic. It's f We're playing Find the Florida Man.
I'm excited for this weekend. I actually found out I
might go see Wicked this weekend. Let my fall off
at the end of this segment.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What are you doing this weekend? Kelly? I am going
to start some Christmas decorations with the kids and just relax.
I'm doing that too fun.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
My fiance said we can only decorate if we clean,
So I'll be cleaning tomorrow morning and then we'll be
decorating the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Trees already the same too.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh Kelly, look at you Alyssa and you are the
fun Police. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh thanks?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
All right, So here's the deal. I'm gonna read you
two news headlines. You're gonna have to tell me which
one happened in Florida. If you can get four rounds correct,
you'll win a four pack of tickets to Monster Jam.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Awesome. Here we go. Here we go. Round one.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Some good headlines too. By the way, man walking naked,
completely naked claims he was doing a TikTok challenge?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Or ten year old boy drives himself home from school
after arguing with his mom.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh my goodness, the first one you found the Florida? Yeah,
all right. By the way, I don't know what TikTok
challenge that was, but me either. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Anyone listening. By the way, who thinks that's funny and like,
oh I want to do that. He's in jail now,
So do not do that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
There you go. Okay, Round two? Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
School resource officers in a school district are giving out
tickets to students who use the phrase six seven sixactly.
They asked him, how many tickets have you sent out?
He said about six or seven.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Monday's is probably in the car laughing because I said
six seven is six seven dying?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Maddie six seven, Harrison six seven? Did that happen in Florida?
Or woman Pummel's boyfriend after threesome fail?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You're mus kids. I'm gonna go with the first one,
the six.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Seven six seven, Kelly. Unfortunately that did not. I'm sorry,
Love you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Kelly, thank you, thank you, Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hmm, Jessica and Tampa, Kim and Lakeland, Richie and Tampa,
Roxanne and winter Haven, Molly and Lakeland.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now here. Molly's a man, so I gotta pick. Your
name is Molly. Yeah, my real name Ismali Molly, but
we call you Molly. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's pretty cool, that's pretty great. I want Molly to win, now, Molly,
you got two more rounds to go. Woman throws coffee.
Woman throws coffee on mother and her baby because her
dog wasn't on a leash. Did that happen in Florida?
(04:20):
Or Pea bandits are going viral and now are part
of a man hunt to stop the urinators? Which one
happened in Florida? The first one that did happen in Florida.
Good job, nice, nice, Yes, final round, intensify the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Let's go. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
This for four pack of tickets to Monster Jam. I
gotta take this thing out. It is like, how do
you do this? I do you have in your mouth?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Holy Jesus, Oh my god, I feel like I'm gonna die?
Right you're ready? I am? Yeah? That got to me. Good?
Any drink water after this emotion? No damage? Sure, here
we go. Which one happened? Holy Jesus, I can see it.
(05:13):
It's hit me hard. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Man throws vase, throws vase an assisted living room, and
then runs out with a can of soup. Did that
happen in Florida? Or driver rear ends vehicle while urinating
into a Budweiser can.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
The second one sounds like a Florida man, Ashley, Which
one do you have gone? I'll go with the second one.
I'm rolling which Molly, Molly?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Unfortunately that did not happen Florida bummer, Molly. I'm sorry
you did not find the Florida man. Terry, Would you
clear up the phones because now we got to go
with caller number ninety three for these tickets eight hundred
four oh nine ninety three ninety three. That is eight
(06:13):
hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. We don't
have a winner, which means it's opened.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Up to the group. Oh hell yeah. I didn't even
know the songs. The song's great