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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Renee's here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hiy, so Renee, real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I know you get it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You I think you texted us at one point. But
this is amid a hole if you've never listened to
the show before high and this is where we kind
of figure out if people made the right decisions. So, Renee,
you did something you're not sure if you are in
(00:27):
the right with it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, So I met this guy and he is like
super attractive, really nice, funny, and you know, it's difficult
out there. So he asked me out on a date
and I'm gonna go. But the problem is he is
my son's teacher, So my son is not too happy
(00:53):
about this. And he's in middle school, so you know,
it's like these kids are ruthless. Like if he thinks, I,
if anybody finds out that I'm dating his teacher, that
it's going to be a problem, And I don't know,
Like I just I feel that I'm not doing anything wrong.
I mean, look, the dating pool is hard out there,
like that, it's it's difficult to meet somebody that that's
(01:16):
just that you click with and like it's just like
so like so nice, so like there's potential.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
There all right real quick, just because someone's gonna ask
in here, let's not ask about the school. I know
it's in Hillsboro, but let's uh, let's be careful about that.
I mean, what what do you think? And eight hundred
four O nine ninety three ninety three. Maybe someone listening
right now knows Renee. And if you know Renee and
(01:46):
you know our kid, then you might know their teacher.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is he hot? So he's hot? Obviously you said yeah, yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Absolutely, How did you're attractive?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And maybe you just said it, but I got a
little bit worried about mentioning the school.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How did he find out? How did your son find out?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I went to a parent teach teacher conference and that's
when like we got to talking, and that's when he
asked me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Out for like, how did your son find out?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I told him. I felt like I thought, okay, yeah, yeah,
So I want to be open with him and I
don't want him finding out from somebody else like that
would be terrible for like him to find out from
a kid today.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I love you, I do.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I'm all for girl power, but just thinking like if
my mom was to date one of my teachers that
I attend school.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I would absolutely be mortified.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
And I know you're saying, like the dating pool, you know,
it's tough out.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Here, girl.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
There are more men out here in Tampa Bay that
you can buy.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
You do not have to date your child's teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
There are more crackheads out there. Likely there's so many.
But like, I mean, he's only going to be his
teacher for this year.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Like, if can't you wait that? I just don't.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't think about all the coaches I liked coaches, teachers,
you know what I mean. It'd be kind of cool
if my mom dated him because I feel like I
get preferential treating.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
And then what happens if they break up, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Hopefully they break up after the school years.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
It can get.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Be pro you would you don't know about him?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I like that your son is with his dad
right now because we can have some honest conversation. Hopefully
he's not listening if he is calling calling, If you're listening, right, hey,
come on call in. I'm not going to say your
name either, but hey, Tim, Tim, you love this? You
think Renee needs to just keep this thing going, just
you know, keep it a secret. Hold on Tim, Tim
(03:48):
here Tim, go ahead, I had the wrong thing turned up.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Go ahead, I said, I agree with her. The dating
pool sucks. So if she found somebody the school, you're
only last for long. That's tharily on the down low,
but not so blatant, and that after the school year's over.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Go have fun. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Cam.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
By the way, Tim is the teacher. Hey, Sarah, your
mom did this when you were in seventh grade.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yes, she actually moved her boyfriend or her high school
boyfriend down from where he was living to come teach
at my school in winter Haven. And it was the
worst year of my life because it was other family
drama involved. And then after they broke up, he was
so mean to me in eighth grade.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
See, I told you the teacher gonna take it out
of my kid every time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not necessarily gonna happen, like we could end up
getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do you have no idea, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, exactly. You have no idea. You don't know how
this teacher is.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I mean, yeah, it's all you know butterflies and rainbows now,
But what happens on a line when you know he
gets frustrated because he's like, oh my god, your son
is like being rude in class and you're like, that's
not song. You better I'll be talking him that kind
of way.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Would you say it's also gossip?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Point it is.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You can't escape it, especially social media. Now you go
kids Instagram.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
My kids are so mean.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I think it's I think it's awesome. I would just
have a huge issue with like, all of a sudden, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Could you imagine if one of our moms dated coach
zim Jan and I went to high school together, I.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Would feel great.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
We get preferential treatment in gym class.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You don't think, oh my god, this guy's plowing. My
mom can't say that he's teaching her mathematics.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Let's do the square root of yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, we have a teacher. Actually, And by the way,
everyone keeps saying is it public? Is it private? I'm
not telling you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm not telling you which Hillsboro County Public School it is.
Let's stop asking me what Hillsboro County Public School it is.
I'm not going to tell you what Hillsboro County Public
School it is. Hi, Molly, I'm not going to tell anyone. Okay,
but you're a teacher, now be your.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Cowork and I is my personal opinion that you have
to protect yourself as a teacher. I think it's a
bad idea. Until her son is out of his class.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You have to be so careful, Molly, as a teacher
to ever meet a parent that maybe if that was attractive, absolutely.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
When I was young and in my twenties. Oh yeah,
but there's a line and you just can't count it.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Have some self control, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I mean, we could just take her slow until like
he ends up getting out of a classroom. I just like,
I want to try to develop some kind of relationship
with this man.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
He's just I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I mean, so many people say, like bring an apple
to a teacher like Renee is.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
All right, Well get the dainty pool of card. But
hang in there, Joe, I wanted to say, I have
been a fan. I lived in Michigan. Listen to your
dad growing up with him. So thank you so much
for all you guys do.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Molly, love you and thank you and uh, you're smart
moving down here us too.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Come on there. We live in the greatest state, don't
we the greatest place?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Molly, thank you for calling in and saying that genuinely,
just made by my whole entire morning, Renee, as much
as Molly made my morning. Let's not listen to Molly.
I want to hear more of this. Let's make this happen.
Call us next week and we'll figure out what happens.
And I know your son likes to listen to. Don't
tell your son I said any of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This is good stuff. We love you.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm adjusting my underwear. I know I I'm adjusting my underwear,
not to brag. I lost a lot of weight, so
my underwear doesn't fit me anymore.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm adjusting my underwear. When I do that, I'm not
touching you are.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
And you offer me some chips yesterday, You're like, hey,
you know you can have the rest of these. You
already dug your head in the bag and you have already.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Touched your ball.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You missed out on good chips.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, I missed out on ball chips.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No you did, Ashley. You would not understand because I
don't have a set of balls.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I don't think you guys as men, realize how much
you touch yourself down because it's the second they do.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
By the way, it's the Joe show and Ashley she's
she's a liar.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
It's I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm no there since college. I love her more than anything.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And uh, you be digging down a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Down there underwear.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Well, from my point of view, it looks like you're
just I mean, not that you're fondling yourself, but it
does look like it's just like you move with some
stuff around. I get it, But I also know what's
down there, and you're touching it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I got It's like hanging sometimes jump around, it sticks
to one.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Side, you know, it's like, oh god, no, I'm just adjusting.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Will you adjust?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You guys adjust your bras all all the time, like.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
This with our shirts. My hands are not underneath my shirt.
You will literally dig your hand into your pants and
I can't see your pants.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hands go into my pocket? Don't then, because I was Terry.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Was in here, she would definitely back me up.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We've both seen you and looked at each other, like
now you touch a button and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's like, hands in my pants, I grab the the.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
You guys are always a ju men do it a lot,
and I just don't think you realize it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It's okay, It is okay. And Jed with his pants
be an extracise, Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Man, Joel, Okay, yeah, okay, would you rather have that
or me touch my balls like your alleging Joe is doing.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm just saying that she's alleging that you do.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm saying that you don't do it.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Joe in fact, does do it.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I just think you, I think you don't realize it
because one you're comfortable, you're comfortable around us. Two you
just don't realize that you're not at home.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
And three it's just you want to.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Be comfortable in your own pants, and I get it.
You want to adjust it, and you're like, I'm not
going to the bathroom. I got time, and I'm just
going to do it right behind the board.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You've taken your shirt off in here, so you knowed us.
I haven't hung down in this studio yet.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You actually had.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Content.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Hey, So you've got five brothers and two boys.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
And a father and a stepfather.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Talk to me.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
They all hold their lust.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I told you they don't.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
There's ten boys and any sets for us, and they're
all just checking themselves, adjusting themselves, fixing their underwear, pulling
their underwear out there. But it's ridiculous sixteen year old.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But pulling your underwear is a lot different than touching
your bare ball.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
First all, they take their hands and they stick it
in their underwear. Yeah, did you lose it?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Did you leave the bone checking its sometimes?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Are you making sure they're both there for lunch?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
One could run away?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I hope not. But if it does run away, I
hope it don't come out to mount right.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
No where to go but up.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I tell my son all day long, take your hands
out of fans, stop doing that, Go wash your hands.
Go fifteen dad. My dad's eighty. My dad's eighty, dad,
Why did you just do that?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Well I needed to adjust. But I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I can't even imagine what's going on.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Meanwhile, going on fine, I know, because he's always there.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
But it's for women to just reach down in the
bronze start grabbing their boob and with all.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
That, technically we don't quickly. Technically what we do is
we take our hands and we use our pants, open shirt.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Guys are literally digging into their pains.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's the thing, is the argument Joe's trying to make
is that he doesn't even touch it with his bear.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
He no, he doesn't. All right, glove on, don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You guys don't get it.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I guess we don't.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Never understand.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I'll never eat food from Joe when he offers it.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's you're missing out on good food? Is the season one?
And shop and do a lot of it? Joe Show's
lab in ninety three to three fl Z. So you know,
you go on every news channel, everyone's talking about. You know,
you got to do this to stop porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You got to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Stop porch pirates this year alone, they're looking. Experts are
saying thirty three percent increase on porch pirates. People stealing
your packages. I'm sorry, all right. I got a buddy
who had a package stolen. He was in the house.
He has an unring cam. He got up, he chased
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the person stealing the package down the street. While he
was telling me this, I'm going you are crazy. If
I saw someone doing something like that, that's their package.
Now I've got the camera footage, I'll email it to
the company. I'll be like, hey, this guy's stolen I
wasn't home. We all lie about it or something. You
there is eight hundred and four n ninety three, ninety three.
(13:55):
If you saw someone, if you saw someone stealing your package,
you happen to be in the house. Are you the
type of person that's going to confront the criminal?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
One hundred percent you're confronted. I have a real life story.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Now this isn't a porch pirate, but this is back
when I used to work at pay Less and the
mall back at home, and this couple, it was a
guy and a girl. They end up going in this
older woman's purse and they stole her wallet out of it,
and she noticed it when she got to the register,
and I knew they were onto something.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I was like, I know who stole it, dude. I
chased them down. I should have done this.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I chased them down to the parking lot and they
were what do you call people the private shoppers?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Know?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's that? What's a priv What do you call them
when they're uh?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
When they're undercover the cops?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, people are in the store of fake shopping lost prevention.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, so they were the one second they have fake shoppers.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I used to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
We'll talk about that later in the show.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
It's crazy, but they end up following me with them,
and we I end up talling like, yeah, they took
that lady's wallet. I'm going to chase down a criminal,
and then when it comes to my package, I'd be
so thirsty for my eyes items. Like when I buy
something online, I want it the next day. I will
chase someone down for a package.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You weren't afraid that they were gonna like then follow
you to your car and that.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I was just thinking of this old lady. I was
just like, oh my god, well that was my grandma.
I will want someone to do that for me. If
that was my grandma, you like, I get you another
wallet already.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That was my grandma.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You would want me to do that for her.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I take advantage of her age. And I say, grandma,
obviously misplaced that. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Grandma.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You gotta gotta get it back. Eddie, you see someone
stealing your package, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm molly wapping him. I'm here.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
If he's got what if he's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Hey, I mean shoot, I'm still going after them. Listen,
they only got one shot. Kill that one shot.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't want to die over my shampoo that I
got on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
If the shampoo is different, like I'm talking like if
it was like a PlayStation five or something like that. Yeah,
I'm going out.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'll get shot from my p a very rare lightsaber.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
You are going to chase them down, Joe, You're gonna Actually.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Why are you standing there with your arm?
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Just up.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The forest? Don't worry about it. It's gonna work at
some point.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Nicole, Nicole, if you see someone steal your package, you
see it on ring cam, you're in your house, porch pirates,
they're all over the place. They just stole Nicole's package.
What is Nicole doing?
Speaker 12 (16:39):
Nicole is chasing my girl.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I am so concerned for everyone right now, you know,
conflict though we have gone through enough.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
As a community.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love I love Tampa Bay, and I love everyone here.
We've got a great, great community. Let's not go out
there and get shot over our.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
I live around a bunch of elderly people, like specifically
in an elderly community. So if I saw somebody stealing
my neighbor's package, I'm the young one. I'm going to
go after that person. And I feel like, you know,
we're told love thy neighbor, so you want them to
protect your stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And see, all I hear is you have old people.
I would hope that it would be the old person
trying to steal from me, because then I feel like, Joseph, yes,
you have done this before. Someone was stealing your package.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
It was my bike.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Oh my had locked up right on my side of
my house, and I went to go, you know, take it,
so I was gone. I ended up riding my vehicle
to the gas station to get gas. I saw it there.
I saw some cops in the parking lot. I'm like, hey,
that's why bike right there. They went with me and
we went and got my mic back.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Damn that person ever you see them ever again? What
do they do? Do they arrest them?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I think they did arrest the offer.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Let's just grab the bike and I'm like, all right, whatever,
I'm cool, get out of here.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I got out of the
Renee's here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hiy, so Renee, real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I know you get it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You I think you texted us at one point. But
this is amid a hole if you've never listened to
the show before high and this is where we kind
of figure out if people made the right decisions. So, Renee,
you did something you're not sure if you are in
(00:27):
the right with it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, So I met this guy and he is like
super attractive, really nice, funny, and you know, it's difficult
out there. So he asked me out on a date
and I'm gonna go. But the problem is he is
my son's teacher, So my son is not too happy
(00:53):
about this. And he's in middle school, so you know,
it's like these kids are ruthless. Like if he thinks, I,
if anybody finds out that I'm dating his teacher, that
it's going to be a problem, And I don't know,
Like I just I feel that I'm not doing anything wrong.
I mean, look, the dating pool is hard out there,
like that, it's it's difficult to meet somebody that that's
(01:16):
just that you click with and like it's just like
so like so nice, so like there's potential.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
There all right real quick, just because someone's gonna ask
in here, let's not ask about the school. I know
it's in Hillsboro, but let's uh, let's be careful about that.
I mean, what what do you think? And eight hundred
four O nine ninety three ninety three. Maybe someone listening
right now knows Renee. And if you know Renee and
(01:46):
you know our kid, then you might know their teacher.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is he hot? So he's hot? Obviously you said yeah, yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Absolutely, How did you're attractive?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And maybe you just said it, but I got a
little bit worried about mentioning the school.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How did he find out? How did your son find out?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I went to a parent teach teacher conference and that's
when like we got to talking, and that's when he
asked me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Out for like, how did your son find out?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I told him. I felt like I thought, okay, yeah, yeah,
So I want to be open with him and I
don't want him finding out from somebody else like that
would be terrible for like him to find out from
a kid today.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I love you, I do.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I'm all for girl power, but just thinking like if
my mom was to date one of my teachers that
I attend school.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I would absolutely be mortified.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
And I know you're saying, like the dating pool, you know,
it's tough out.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Here, girl.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
There are more men out here in Tampa Bay that
you can buy.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
You do not have to date your child's teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
There are more crackheads out there. Likely there's so many.
But like, I mean, he's only going to be his
teacher for this year.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Like, if can't you wait that? I just don't.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't think about all the coaches I liked coaches, teachers,
you know what I mean. It'd be kind of cool
if my mom dated him because I feel like I
get preferential treating.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
And then what happens if they break up, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Hopefully they break up after the school years.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
It can get.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Be pro you would you don't know about him?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I like that your son is with his dad
right now because we can have some honest conversation. Hopefully
he's not listening if he is calling calling, If you're listening, right, hey,
come on call in. I'm not going to say your
name either, but hey, Tim, Tim, you love this? You
think Renee needs to just keep this thing going, just
you know, keep it a secret. Hold on Tim, Tim
(03:48):
here Tim, go ahead, I had the wrong thing turned up.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Go ahead, I said, I agree with her. The dating
pool sucks. So if she found somebody the school, you're
only last for long. That's tharily on the down low,
but not so blatant, and that after the school year's over.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Go have fun. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Cam.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
By the way, Tim is the teacher. Hey, Sarah, your
mom did this when you were in seventh grade.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yes, she actually moved her boyfriend or her high school
boyfriend down from where he was living to come teach
at my school in winter Haven. And it was the
worst year of my life because it was other family
drama involved. And then after they broke up, he was
so mean to me in eighth grade.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
See, I told you the teacher gonna take it out
of my kid every time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not necessarily gonna happen, like we could end up
getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do you have no idea, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, exactly. You have no idea. You don't know how
this teacher is.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I mean, yeah, it's all you know butterflies and rainbows now,
But what happens on a line when you know he
gets frustrated because he's like, oh my god, your son
is like being rude in class and you're like, that's
not song. You better I'll be talking him that kind
of way.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Would you say it's also gossip?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Point it is.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You can't escape it, especially social media. Now you go
kids Instagram.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
My kids are so mean.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I think it's I think it's awesome. I would just
have a huge issue with like, all of a sudden, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Could you imagine if one of our moms dated coach
zim Jan and I went to high school together, I.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Would feel great.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
We get preferential treatment in gym class.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You don't think, oh my god, this guy's plowing. My
mom can't say that he's teaching her mathematics.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Let's do the square root of yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, we have a teacher. Actually, And by the way,
everyone keeps saying is it public? Is it private? I'm
not telling you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm not telling you which Hillsboro County Public School it is.
Let's stop asking me what Hillsboro County Public School it is.
I'm not going to tell you what Hillsboro County Public
School it is. Hi, Molly, I'm not going to tell anyone. Okay,
but you're a teacher, now be your.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Cowork and I is my personal opinion that you have
to protect yourself as a teacher. I think it's a
bad idea. Until her son is out of his class.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You have to be so careful, Molly, as a teacher
to ever meet a parent that maybe if that was attractive, absolutely.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
When I was young and in my twenties. Oh yeah,
but there's a line and you just can't count it.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Have some self control, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I mean, we could just take her slow until like
he ends up getting out of a classroom. I just like,
I want to try to develop some kind of relationship
with this man.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
He's just I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I mean, so many people say, like bring an apple
to a teacher like Renee is.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
All right, Well get the dainty pool of card. But
hang in there, Joe, I wanted to say, I have
been a fan. I lived in Michigan. Listen to your
dad growing up with him. So thank you so much
for all you guys do.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Molly, love you and thank you and uh, you're smart
moving down here us too.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Come on there. We live in the greatest state, don't
we the greatest place?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Molly, thank you for calling in and saying that genuinely,
just made by my whole entire morning, Renee, as much
as Molly made my morning. Let's not listen to Molly.
I want to hear more of this. Let's make this happen.
Call us next week and we'll figure out what happens.
And I know your son likes to listen to. Don't
tell your son I said any of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This is good stuff. We love you.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm adjusting my underwear. I know I I'm adjusting my underwear,
not to brag. I lost a lot of weight, so
my underwear doesn't fit me anymore.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm adjusting my underwear. When I do that, I'm not
touching you are.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
And you offer me some chips yesterday, You're like, hey,
you know you can have the rest of these. You
already dug your head in the bag and you have already.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Touched your ball.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You missed out on good chips.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, I missed out on ball chips.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No you did, Ashley. You would not understand because I
don't have a set of balls.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I don't think you guys as men, realize how much
you touch yourself down because it's the second they do.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
By the way, it's the Joe show and Ashley she's
she's a liar.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
It's I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm no there since college. I love her more than anything.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And uh, you be digging down a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Down there underwear.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Well, from my point of view, it looks like you're
just I mean, not that you're fondling yourself, but it
does look like it's just like you move with some
stuff around. I get it, But I also know what's
down there, and you're touching it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I got It's like hanging sometimes jump around, it sticks
to one.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Side, you know, it's like, oh god, no, I'm just adjusting.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Will you adjust?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You guys adjust your bras all all the time, like.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
This with our shirts. My hands are not underneath my shirt.
You will literally dig your hand into your pants and
I can't see your pants.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hands go into my pocket? Don't then, because I was Terry.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Was in here, she would definitely back me up.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We've both seen you and looked at each other, like
now you touch a button and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's like, hands in my pants, I grab the the.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
You guys are always a ju men do it a lot,
and I just don't think you realize it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It's okay, It is okay. And Jed with his pants
be an extracise, Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Man, Joel, Okay, yeah, okay, would you rather have that
or me touch my balls like your alleging Joe is doing.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm just saying that she's alleging that you do.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm saying that you don't do it.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Joe in fact, does do it.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I just think you, I think you don't realize it
because one you're comfortable, you're comfortable around us. Two you
just don't realize that you're not at home.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
And three it's just you want to.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Be comfortable in your own pants, and I get it.
You want to adjust it, and you're like, I'm not
going to the bathroom. I got time, and I'm just
going to do it right behind the board.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You've taken your shirt off in here, so you knowed us.
I haven't hung down in this studio yet.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You actually had.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Content.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Hey, So you've got five brothers and two boys.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
And a father and a stepfather.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Talk to me.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
They all hold their lust.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I told you they don't.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
There's ten boys and any sets for us, and they're
all just checking themselves, adjusting themselves, fixing their underwear, pulling
their underwear out there. But it's ridiculous sixteen year old.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But pulling your underwear is a lot different than touching
your bare ball.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
First all, they take their hands and they stick it
in their underwear. Yeah, did you lose it?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Did you leave the bone checking its sometimes?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Are you making sure they're both there for lunch?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
One could run away?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I hope not. But if it does run away, I
hope it don't come out to mount right.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
No where to go but up.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I tell my son all day long, take your hands
out of fans, stop doing that, Go wash your hands.
Go fifteen dad. My dad's eighty. My dad's eighty, dad,
Why did you just do that?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Well I needed to adjust. But I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I can't even imagine what's going on.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Meanwhile, going on fine, I know, because he's always there.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
But it's for women to just reach down in the
bronze start grabbing their boob and with all.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
That, technically we don't quickly. Technically what we do is
we take our hands and we use our pants, open shirt.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Guys are literally digging into their pains.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's the thing, is the argument Joe's trying to make
is that he doesn't even touch it with his bear.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
He no, he doesn't. All right, glove on, don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You guys don't get it.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I guess we don't.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Never understand.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I'll never eat food from Joe when he offers it.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's you're missing out on good food? Is the season one?
And shop and do a lot of it? Joe Show's
lab in ninety three to three fl Z. So you know,
you go on every news channel, everyone's talking about. You know,
you got to do this to stop porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You got to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Stop porch pirates this year alone, they're looking. Experts are
saying thirty three percent increase on porch pirates. People stealing
your packages. I'm sorry, all right. I got a buddy
who had a package stolen. He was in the house.
He has an unring cam. He got up, he chased
(13:33):
the person stealing the package down the street. While he
was telling me this, I'm going you are crazy. If
I saw someone doing something like that, that's their package.
Now I've got the camera footage, I'll email it to
the company. I'll be like, hey, this guy's stolen I
wasn't home. We all lie about it or something. You
there is eight hundred and four n ninety three, ninety three.
(13:55):
If you saw someone, if you saw someone stealing your package,
you happen to be in the house. Are you the
type of person that's going to confront the criminal?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
One hundred percent you're confronted. I have a real life story.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Now this isn't a porch pirate, but this is back
when I used to work at pay Less and the
mall back at home, and this couple, it was a
guy and a girl. They end up going in this
older woman's purse and they stole her wallet out of it,
and she noticed it when she got to the register,
and I knew they were onto something.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I was like, I know who stole it, dude. I
chased them down. I should have done this.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I chased them down to the parking lot and they
were what do you call people the private shoppers?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Know?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's that? What's a priv What do you call them
when they're uh?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
When they're undercover the cops?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, people are in the store of fake shopping lost prevention.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, so they were the one second they have fake shoppers.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I used to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
We'll talk about that later in the show.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
It's crazy, but they end up following me with them,
and we I end up talling like, yeah, they took
that lady's wallet. I'm going to chase down a criminal,
and then when it comes to my package, I'd be
so thirsty for my eyes items. Like when I buy
something online, I want it the next day. I will
chase someone down for a package.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You weren't afraid that they were gonna like then follow
you to your car and that.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I was just thinking of this old lady. I was
just like, oh my god, well that was my grandma.
I will want someone to do that for me. If
that was my grandma, you like, I get you another
wallet already.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That was my grandma.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You would want me to do that for her.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I take advantage of her age. And I say, grandma,
obviously misplaced that. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Grandma.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You gotta gotta get it back. Eddie, you see someone
stealing your package, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm molly wapping him. I'm here.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
If he's got what if he's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Hey, I mean shoot, I'm still going after them. Listen,
they only got one shot. Kill that one shot.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't want to die over my shampoo that I
got on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
If the shampoo is different, like I'm talking like if
it was like a PlayStation five or something like that. Yeah,
I'm going out.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'll get shot from my p a very rare lightsaber.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
You are going to chase them down, Joe, You're gonna Actually.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Why are you standing there with your arm?
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Just up.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The forest? Don't worry about it. It's gonna work at
some point.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Nicole, Nicole, if you see someone steal your package, you
see it on ring cam, you're in your house, porch pirates,
they're all over the place. They just stole Nicole's package.
What is Nicole doing?
Speaker 12 (16:39):
Nicole is chasing my girl.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I am so concerned for everyone right now, you know,
conflict though we have gone through enough.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
As a community.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love I love Tampa Bay, and I love everyone here.
We've got a great, great community. Let's not go out
there and get shot over our.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
I live around a bunch of elderly people, like specifically
in an elderly community. So if I saw somebody stealing
my neighbor's package, I'm the young one. I'm going to
go after that person. And I feel like, you know,
we're told love thy neighbor, so you want them to
protect your stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And see, all I hear is you have old people.
I would hope that it would be the old person
trying to steal from me, because then I feel like, Joseph, yes,
you have done this before. Someone was stealing your package.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
It was my bike.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Oh my had locked up right on my side of
my house, and I went to go, you know, take it,
so I was gone. I ended up riding my vehicle
to the gas station to get gas. I saw it there.
I saw some cops in the parking lot. I'm like, hey,
that's why bike right there. They went with me and
we went and got my mic back.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Damn that person ever you see them ever again? What
do they do? Do they arrest them?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I think they did arrest the offer.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Let's just grab the bike and I'm like, all right, whatever,
I'm cool, get out of here.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I got out of the
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