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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Why not, right? Yeah? Eight four nine ninety three ninety three.
What's something that you want to be turned into a documentary?
(01:10):
What is something that maybe happened to you personally, or
maybe it's a big event that you want to see
turned into a documentary. I love documentaries. The big one
right now, it's number one in the world. Is the
P Diddy documentary Shocking Stuff. I finally finished it yesterday,
And if you have not watched it, do yourself a favorite.
(01:32):
Don't watch it around kids. I don't think kids should
watch it, but you need to watch this thing. You
want to talk about a disgusting human being. You are.
There is so many times where I was watching I
was going, oh my god, I never pause. I had
to pause moments. Yeah, I had to rewind moments. Yeah.
(01:55):
So there are a lot of things in life that
happen that get documentaries. I feel like that's just kind
of what like streaming services realize that, like murder documentaries.
Something happened in sports over the weekend, or well, no,
actually sorry, it happened two days ago. Happened in the
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middle of the week. So the University of Michigan their
football team, I mean, this is a this is a
very big university. They fired their football coach, which happens, right,
So people get fired because their teams stink and whatnot.
He didn't get fired because of that, though. He got
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fired because he was caught hooking up with one of
his assistants. Okay, now here's the deal. I'm a big
believer in this. I think most athletes cheat.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think probably percentage wise eighty percent of them, maybe
even more.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
When this comes out and you hear about it, this
is what you this is what I said. At least
I said, you know what, if his team did better,
he'd still have the job. That was an excuse to just.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Get him saw all that. I said that in the comments.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It was just an excuse to get him out. And
they don't have to pay him all that stuff. But
that's not That's not what the documentary should be about.
Because this has happened before. What happens after this is terrifying.
He heads to one of the side pieces houses. He
had plenty of them. This is all leged. He hasn't
been charged with anything, but he is. He still in jail.
He might be. He put a knife to the side pieces,
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you know, okay, and he said that he was going
to you know, K M S and k H. Murder.
Cops got there though. That's a documentary if I've ever
heard of it. I need to get one of that.
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I also want. This is a documentary I want. I
want a documentary of the life of a Disney character Ooo,
and I'm not talking about like the cartoon Mickey Mouse.
I want to talk to the friends of the characters.
That's what they call it when they're the ones in
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the suit. I want to know what that's really like, Like,
I want to know what happens when the thirty five
year old starts crying in front of Tigger? What is
Tigger thinking in the costume?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I like your documentary choices.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I would what are you like behind the mask?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're onto something?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Thank you listen.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Maybe that's to be your podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Behind the Mask if you are a friend of a
character nine seven seven two zero text in I'll do
a podcast. I got a lot of podcasts. I get
the Time travel Well, it's all releasing next year Time
Traveler Podcast Behind the Mask potentially, and then just anything
and everything we think of. It's just gonna be Joe's brain, really, Jlyssa,
(05:06):
you want to know what happened to the Blues Clues guy.
You want to hear everything about what happened to the
Blues Clues guy.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yes, he was too like to gone for too long.
They're like, I understand apparently that he went I guess college,
is what people are saying. But like there have to
be like something else other than that, like all the
things that he might have like or people he might
have met or known or whatever because he was in
Cogneedle for a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Is there a documentary on him?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I don't believe so.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Honestly.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I know people like had interviewed him, maybe recently when
he came back out, But I don't think that there's
a documentary already on him, not that I'm aware of
at least. Yea, yeah, like even when he decided to
like shave his head, you know what I mean, because
I don't know where you go from hair to like nope,
you know, like, hey, guys, it's me, Like how do
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we know it's you.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Going through hair?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That can be? Yes, they did. They did a full episode.
This is going to be an episodic documentary. One episode
is about him losing his hair. Yes, I love the
way you think.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh well, because I remember, like, you know, when if
he first disappeared, everybody would make the rumor that like, oh,
he said a curse word on Blue Clues or whatever.
So he always had rumors you know about him of
why he was no longer on Blue Slouths. Well, maybe
that stressed him out. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's time to finally get the answers. Thank you, Jealous.
We need it, Yeah, we need it. We're talking about
what we want in life to be a documentary, life
moments that have happened, maybe to you, maybe to you
know you of these interests. There was a big story
about a football coach earlier this week. You know, the
Bucks had this documentary out on Amazon Primate released yesterday,
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and shout out to Ian Beckles love Ian so much. Uh,
he's in the documentary. I guess Jedson. I'm gonna watch
it this weekend because it's long. And shout out to
the coach, the coach of all who's probably I think
he should be the coach of this, uh that football
team that fired their coach, because he'd be pretty he
needs to get back into coaching. But John Gruden, he's
in it. So there's the documentary. I want a documentary
(07:15):
on this football guy. I want a documentary on Behind
the Mask.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I want a documentary on the current nb A gambling scandals.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, my childhood hero was a part of that. Yeah,
it would be cool, it would it would be very cool. Here,
let's go into Jed's brain. I want a documentary and
Billy strings. Wow, Jed, that's really cool. Yeah. I just
love him so much. I love bluegrass. Hey, I love
going to the Sound. It's awesome. I want a documentary
on the sound. What do you want a documentary's about
(07:46):
Disney character? What do you want a documentary on? I mean,
or I would want to know U about Goose. I
would want to do let's see here besides oh wait,
(08:12):
hold on actually speaking of Epstein, Christy, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, so, I want a documentary on what Trump and
r f K are exposing on the vaccine industry. It's
basically just a big scam, big fraud.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
I mean, our kid is coming out with everything healthy marisols,
that mercury aluminum.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So, And and good luck getting that documentary because the
mainstream media is.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I know, I know.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Have you ever seen the documentary A Pale White Horse?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
No?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Check that out? That will blow your mind. I don't
know if it's a documentary. Well, there's actually a documentary
on the guy.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And then there's also have you said, Christy, have you
ever seen the documentary Operation Behind the Mask?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
No?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
But I did see the thing on Tyl and all
you should watch.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You should watch Operation Behind the Mask. It's going to
be my documentary about Disney characters. The people behind the Mask.
People are going to go nuts. They are Thank you,
Thank you Christy for for calling in and we'll talk
to you later. Raggie, you want a Power Rangers documentary?
See jet I'm not the only nerd.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It just takes me back to my childhood. When we
were growing up. You know, everybody wanted to be a
Power Ranger at one point.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Amener about how they were into all of this messed
up stuff, like I think one of them got a rest.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, one guy killed the guy?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
M hm, which ranger?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I think it was a white ranger. Yeah, Reggie, I
like that documentary idea. I something tells me we might
we might get that if we don't already have it. Jonathan,
you want a Jelly Roll documentary? That's gotta happen. His
Joe Rogan interview, by the way, unbelievable and it's on
the iHeartRadio app. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
I just can't believe how he goes from, you know,
from being a drug addict, from being a drug dealer
all the way to losing all his weight and being
famous you know, I just that would be a great documentary.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Are you crazy? John?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I am?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why didn't we call you Jonathan?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yah?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Why are you down as Jonathan and the phones? You're crazy,
Johnny son of a gun? Yeah, Johnny, okay, he's a
man of many names, Johnny Jonathan crazy, John buckle your
damn seatbelts.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You're either You're either on what are you hooked up
to a heart monitor?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Are you backing up?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are you refusing to put on the seatbelt?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Actually, I just picked up my friend from the hospital.
He just got off from work. So I just but
I think gen year old documentary would be a great idea.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I watch that for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
John. We'll talk to you later. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I watched all all docs.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Don't want to shout out my fiance because she's about
to uh step into work and all that. That's one
of her favorite songs, so that made me think about her.
But also today she is getting an award at work,
so I'm very excited for her. And congratulations, babe. I
love you. Have you guys seen over the last couple
of days, the the news about the college foot a
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coach who got caught doing some bad things that he
shouldn't be doing. You get heard about that staff. Yeah,
I got some updates and whatnot, you know at this
time on Thursday, so yesterday we wore the roses. I
don't want to talk about a cheater right now, at
this current time. Uh, but I got some interesting updates.
And if you don't know about it, if you don't care,
(12:22):
this has nothing to do with football, quite frankly, it's
a very interesting story. We'll get to that in a
little bit. Okay, Now, what I do want to talk
about right now is partying with parents eight hundred and
four Ohn nine ninety three, ninety three. I'm a little
bit bummed with Ashley right now because we have an
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opportunity of a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
This is why it scares me. Opportunity of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We have a potential to introduce Ashley's dad to everyone
in an amazing way. Ashley's dad's birthday is Gasparilla.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Weekend, January thirty first, and.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He wants on the flow. He's gotta come.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I cannot party with my parents, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
My dad can not come.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, No, because what happens one of you guys like
him better than me, and two if he just has
way too much money wants to move here with me,
absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I've known Ashley for since I was in college, so
I don't even know how long that's been now, but
it's been a very long time. And Ashley, I it
took me years to finally virtually meet your father. Obviously,
you know you've got a complicated relationship with him, You've
(13:47):
you've talked about it a lot. Quickly explained that.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, we didn't have the best relationship in the beginning.
Then we kind of, you know, made amends and now
we're a BFFs for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'll never forget the day that we're sitting in the
old studio and you'll like, hey, uh so, do you
want to say hi to my dad? He's face timing
me and I I ran around the table, I jumped
on the phone, and he's laying on the couch in
his fraternity jersey. Moment I saw him, I went, I
could see that this is a just got a little bit.
(14:19):
I don't know if you like it or not, but
you do have a little bit of dad.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I am my father's child.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
For sure, for sure, and no one parties quite like Ashley.
I think we would have so much fun with him.
I just can't Ashley. It's the rite of passage. We
have to do it.
Speaker 9 (14:37):
Last year, Joe's parents both came on the float with us.
It was an amazing time. We got to have everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Is he like he likes anything? It's the It's the
Joe Show float with Tito's. Oh yeah, which the the
commercials and everything aren't going to run, but I recorded
them all yesterday. It's it's gonna I think it plays
starting next week or it might be at the beginning
of the new year. We're giving away a spot on
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the float.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well he ain't getting that spot.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
No, oh no, I think he will, So shout out
to Tito's. They're giving away a spot on our float.
And hold on, hold on. He's on the phone right now. Dad,
you're alive on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
You've been wanting to be on the radio for a
long time.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Just know, okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You would you know your birthday is at the end
of next month, and we have this big thing called
Gasprilla that I was telling you about.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You said you wanted to come down and.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Party I don't know if I can party with you, bro,
I don't know. You might go a little too hard
and they might like you better than me. They want
to party with you so bad. Joe and Jed want
to party with you so bad. You say what, I'll
fly you here if if I allow you to come
hang with us.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'll fly you here. That means we get to party
with you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You string to in a couple of parlays to pay
for it.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Oh, I ain't been.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You wouldn't be. Hey, it's the Titos float this year.
So you like Tito's Yeah? Oh perfect. I don't know, man,
you in a couple of fifths.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't need you to get too lit.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Tark, take your shirt off and it's swinging around your
head like a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Dad, Oh my goodness, say say hi to everyone.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Hey, everybody?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Hey, now, Hey, all right, I'll call you later.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Just like that. Ashley's dad.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
He's been wanting to be on the air for years.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
If you've listened to the show, you you you get it.
That was a very very very big deal to have
him on.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hey, Mike, Yeah, so I wanted to ask Ashley that.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
What does she do at a party.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
That she doesn't want her parents to see?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
What do you do? I can't even say. One time
on time.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I want to know. I want to know what embarrassed
and you don't want him to see.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
One time we were at saloon and soho and Ashley
defied gravity. She was dancing on a girl, but somehow
she was like horizontal with like the floor. I've never
seen anything. I think something tells me we're going to
see your dad do that.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
That's what he seeing worse.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh, he's seeing worse things and now his daughter doing it.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
That looks even better.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
That's right. I can't wait to party with your dad.
Mike's happening. Angel, Good morning, good morning. What do you
think should Ashley's dad come join us on the float?
I mean we're giving away spots on the float, so like, Angel,
you're gonna be on the float with us if you register.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
I definitely think you should give them a spot. Actually,
your parents. It's so cool to party with your parents.
They let loose. You see a side of them that
you've never seen before. You will, it's amazing. I used
to party with my mom all the time, A quiet
lady that sat to herself all the time, didn't really
talk until we party. She was the funest. She was
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the funnest person to party with. You have to.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Party goodness, all right, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking
about it.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
And then angel I just got word from Michelle. So
the Tito's handmade vodka crue. That's who was joining us
on the The Joe Show float this year. The registration
starts on Monday, So Monday you can you can start
getting registered and all that and time to get registered.
We love angel No when any prices or anything like that.
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So he's got he's got the invite from if not
you from Jed Andi Angela.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Hello, Hi, you.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Said that your parents would party with you at college?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Oh yeah, I said, party with pops. Man, it's so
much fun. My parents used to come up to where
I went to college and random blye party show up
at frat houses and stuff. We had a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Where did you go to school?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Southern mess?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So yeah that that's like filled with drinking. But would
your parents maybe go a little too hard, maybe even
harder than you?
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yeah, my mom would.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
That's so.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And then you're mom's hair, she's throwing up. I already
know it's gonna be my name.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Like she never got to the point where she would
throw up, but she did like sleep in my dorm
room and stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Like the.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Last question, Angela, do you think some of the frat
rose and stuff that your mom was hot.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I wouldn't go that fire. They knew brand, they knew
my dad. One of them knew my dad because his
brother was in the Coastguard and my dad was in
the Coast Guard. So like my dad, she goes up
to this prat party and like I knew he it was.
It was random, but it was a good time.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
All right. See this is great. Ashley smiles, getting bigger
and bigger. Pops one second. I partied with my man's
mom before. She's a good time, Jules, You say, Ashley,
do this thing.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
They all girl do it that I with my pops
and party. That pops was weight. He used used to
be way too serious, man. But my mom, on the
other hand, I could take my mama anyway, so turned up, Joseie,
My mama turned up hard. Actually, she takes the sun
away from you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
He definitely does she exactly take them some sound like
he definitely, man, I hope to see him at Gastrilla.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You will, and Jewels, I think everyone hopes to see
your gas grilla. So we'll talk.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
We'll talk about that that turn up.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I cannot believe it can be here to month.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And by the way, Jewels fantastic. I sat with my
fiance yesterday we listened to ask Jewels about seven thousand times.
Jewels came on the show and he enlightened us with questions.
If you missed that, it's on our right heart radio everybody.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I got enlightened last night Againah, bro listen, listen. I
don't even want to say it right now, man, but
I got enlightened. I'll text you it. Man. It was insane.
I'm meditated so hard in my backyard I levitated off
the ground. Nailmi was like, come back, I'm telling you insane.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Brolieve yea. Go check that out on our free iHeartRadio
app Listen back to everything that we do. Wore the
roses and everything up there as well. Judge Joe Show
was really good too yesterday. It's been a really good week.
And one more time, Tito's hanmy vodka crue the registration
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to join us on the Joe Show Float we haven't
done this. This is a very big deal. Actually wait no,
we did do it last year and it was really cool,
but this year's like the official official year that we're
launching it, specifically with our Joe Show float and shout
out to Tito's Hammy Vodka. Join us. We'll get it
up on our website on Monday.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, give you a month to plane your pirate outfit.