January 2, 2026 • 8 mins
This morning Joe felt a little bloated so Jed came to the rescue and gave him a 'magic' pill
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel
ninety three to three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically
for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I
need to know from you eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or
quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done.
(00:28):
Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I
are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,
don't do it. You can also let us know eight
hundred four O on NAIN ninety three, ninety three. So
my pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my
butt when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now? What are you doing? That's how tight it is.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's kind of tough to fit into close at this
time of the year. Thanksgiving, my fiance and I went.
I went to Disney World for the holidays, so a
lot of drinking, eating. Yeah, So like I I've just
got that holiday chub on me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Paus.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this
I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,
the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he
gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says
is is that all of the waters about to leave
my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,
(01:42):
here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, have you had any water? How much water have
you had to drink?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker, You're
gonna blow up? No, Joe, I would not do that too.
I'm telling jokes on you.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, no, but I think that trust me, it doesn't
hit right away. The more water you drink and try
to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water. So
you're gonna keep that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Water on you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And that's why you feel bloated, because you've had a
lot of water to drink the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Joe. But but hold on, this is gonna get all
the water out of your system at what time. I
don't know. It's like I don't know Joe's body.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I know for me personally, I told you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
What I do Joe for for myself when I feel
bloated and what what goes on for me? And I'm
telling you that all this water is gonna escape out
of your body. You gotta take the pills. You gotta
drink the water. And then how much water have you had?
I've had, I mean half half a cup of water?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, how many times have you gone? Pee? Twice already?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Have you got already? Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I went like half a pea because it wasn't even
sadisfied when I went paid.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I can stop and keep going like you ever
go to the bathroom, you ever go pay, and it's
like at least sixty second.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Stop Okay, oh my gosh, just stop watch.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance
to hear it, because I wanted she'd be like, wow,
that's very impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It sounds like a fountain. Yes, sometimes I go.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my mom and
I go, Mom, I just went to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
For like, yeah, two minutes. It's not helping. We got it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, it's not how long ago did we take him
Joe even know? Yeah exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, but what time is it supposed to hit like,
if he has to put his pants on, it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What, You'll be fine by two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You just have to taking him so I can't eat
the whole entire day if you want.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
To fit in those pants? Is not eating? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But what happens when he puts the pants on and
then he starts to eat, well, he needs to un
button the pants. Oh yeah, yeah, you can't eat all
day you want to You're on a liquid diet.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, but if you but Joe, how bad do you
want to fit in these pants? Badly? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Brian, Brian, you say that Jed's doing something to me?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What was he doing?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Brian O'Brien, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed
giving you the mean girl's diet?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
You remember when Regina when the girl gives Regina George
those bars and he gets fat?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah? No, no, no, in time out here, Brian. I
am not trying to make Joe fat.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
But what if it happens he's trying to fit in
her skirt and she can't do it because she hit
them bars?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jed sabotaging Joe right now? Not sabotage, I promise, promise.
Look what it says out here, I'll get the bottle out.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, get the bottle out. Read the bottle, Read the bottle.
If you're just trying, thank you, Brian. If you're just
turning in your radio, I love you more. I am
praying right now that Jed isn't trying to secretly make
me fat. We have an event tonight. I bought pants
for it, and they don't They don't really. I mean
they fit, but they don't really fit. If I can
get a little bit of water weight off of me,
(05:15):
I think I'll be you know good. Jed came up
with the grand idea of him and I taking caffeine pills.
Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen, it
says right here that will lose water weight. He's been
reading it since I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Breastfeeding.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You can't. What are you praying in a breastfeeding not
the play are good? You're not a child, so you're
okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two hours
or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.
So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that
means in about two hours we'll take it again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We'll take it again.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, it says, just do not exceed a twenty four
hour period. You gotta drink up to six glasses of water.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I think it says for gonna wake up, for uses
temporary water retention, for uh retention, no for temporary for bloating, swelling,
full feeling fatigue associated with pre menstrual and menstrual periods?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you taking your mom's pills?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What should just give me water? Period? Says prompt. I
know there's two.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Looking white two good looking white guys on the show,
but there's not gonna be one name. O, my man,
what the hell did this guy just give me?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I don't know, but I think you would like I
think you had a better chance with a ball of
the Devil danger if you'll be thinner than arid on
a wicked red carpet event.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then
we can't have that. We can't have I gotta figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I might have to. Should I hung out with that
for a week. I've never I've never done it before
because I'm a little wiki is.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
No, there is no overnight there's like really no overnight
weight lost thing. Even if you lose the water weight,
I don't think you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man,
you're just gonna listen, Jed, Joe, I'm gonna tell you something.
You go for beautiful no matter what they say, because
you want beautiful jewels.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in
a pair of pants tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, if.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It is so, it is so all that cake when y'all,
y'all gonna be so cakey at jingle Ball, they're gonna
be like, damn, he.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Did not if my not if the button on my
pants shoots out, and then we're gonna have a big issue.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
For sexy man.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
That bumping top dough gonna be sexy list gonna be
rubbing at Betty.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Sounds very dou Yeah, they might actually look like I
have a butt with all the water weight.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It can make you feel little bit better, Joe, I
have somebody text me at nine seven seven two zero.
I take a caffeine pill like every morning and pe
all morning that.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I want to don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I haven't gone I.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Haven't gone to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner, because we're
going we got a lot of you got to catch up.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We have to start just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water,
On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel
ninety three to three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically
for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I
need to know from you eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or
quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done.
(00:28):
Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I
are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,
don't do it. You can also let us know eight
hundred four O on NAIN ninety three, ninety three. So
my pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my
butt when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now? What are you doing? That's how tight it is.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's kind of tough to fit into close at this
time of the year. Thanksgiving, my fiance and I went.
I went to Disney World for the holidays, so a
lot of drinking, eating. Yeah, So like I I've just
got that holiday chub on me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Paus.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this
I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,
the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he
gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says
is is that all of the waters about to leave
my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,
(01:42):
here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, have you had any water? How much water have
you had to drink?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker, You're
gonna blow up? No, Joe, I would not do that too.
I'm telling jokes on you.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, no, but I think that trust me, it doesn't
hit right away. The more water you drink and try
to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water. So
you're gonna keep that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Water on you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And that's why you feel bloated, because you've had a
lot of water to drink the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Joe. But but hold on, this is gonna get all
the water out of your system at what time. I
don't know. It's like I don't know Joe's body.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I know for me personally, I told you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
What I do Joe for for myself when I feel
bloated and what what goes on for me? And I'm
telling you that all this water is gonna escape out
of your body. You gotta take the pills. You gotta
drink the water. And then how much water have you had?
I've had, I mean half half a cup of water?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, how many times have you gone? Pee? Twice already?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Have you got already? Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I went like half a pea because it wasn't even
sadisfied when I went paid.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I can stop and keep going like you ever
go to the bathroom, you ever go pay, and it's
like at least sixty second.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Stop Okay, oh my gosh, just stop watch.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance
to hear it, because I wanted she'd be like, wow,
that's very impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It sounds like a fountain. Yes, sometimes I go.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my mom and
I go, Mom, I just went to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
For like, yeah, two minutes. It's not helping. We got it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, it's not how long ago did we take him
Joe even know? Yeah exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, but what time is it supposed to hit like,
if he has to put his pants on, it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What, You'll be fine by two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You just have to taking him so I can't eat
the whole entire day if you want.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
To fit in those pants? Is not eating? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But what happens when he puts the pants on and
then he starts to eat, well, he needs to un
button the pants. Oh yeah, yeah, you can't eat all
day you want to You're on a liquid diet.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, but if you but Joe, how bad do you
want to fit in these pants? Badly? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Brian, Brian, you say that Jed's doing something to me?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What was he doing?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Brian O'Brien, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed
giving you the mean girl's diet?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
You remember when Regina when the girl gives Regina George
those bars and he gets fat?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah? No, no, no, in time out here, Brian. I
am not trying to make Joe fat.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
But what if it happens he's trying to fit in
her skirt and she can't do it because she hit
them bars?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jed sabotaging Joe right now? Not sabotage, I promise, promise.
Look what it says out here, I'll get the bottle out.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, get the bottle out. Read the bottle, Read the bottle.
If you're just trying, thank you, Brian. If you're just
turning in your radio, I love you more. I am
praying right now that Jed isn't trying to secretly make
me fat. We have an event tonight. I bought pants
for it, and they don't They don't really. I mean
they fit, but they don't really fit. If I can
get a little bit of water weight off of me,
(05:15):
I think I'll be you know good. Jed came up
with the grand idea of him and I taking caffeine pills.
Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen, it
says right here that will lose water weight. He's been
reading it since I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Breastfeeding.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You can't. What are you praying in a breastfeeding not
the play are good? You're not a child, so you're
okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two hours
or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.
So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that
means in about two hours we'll take it again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We'll take it again.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, it says, just do not exceed a twenty four
hour period. You gotta drink up to six glasses of water.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I think it says for gonna wake up, for uses
temporary water retention, for uh retention, no for temporary for bloating, swelling,
full feeling fatigue associated with pre menstrual and menstrual periods?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you taking your mom's pills?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What should just give me water? Period? Says prompt. I
know there's two.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Looking white two good looking white guys on the show,
but there's not gonna be one name. O, my man,
what the hell did this guy just give me?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I don't know, but I think you would like I
think you had a better chance with a ball of
the Devil danger if you'll be thinner than arid on
a wicked red carpet event.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then
we can't have that. We can't have I gotta figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I might have to. Should I hung out with that
for a week. I've never I've never done it before
because I'm a little wiki is.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
No, there is no overnight there's like really no overnight
weight lost thing. Even if you lose the water weight,
I don't think you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man,
you're just gonna listen, Jed, Joe, I'm gonna tell you something.
You go for beautiful no matter what they say, because
you want beautiful jewels.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in
a pair of pants tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, if.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It is so, it is so all that cake when y'all,
y'all gonna be so cakey at jingle Ball, they're gonna
be like, damn, he.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Did not if my not if the button on my
pants shoots out, and then we're gonna have a big issue.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
For sexy man.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
That bumping top dough gonna be sexy list gonna be
rubbing at Betty.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Sounds very dou Yeah, they might actually look like I
have a butt with all the water weight.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It can make you feel little bit better, Joe, I
have somebody text me at nine seven seven two zero.
I take a caffeine pill like every morning and pe
all morning that.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I want to don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I haven't gone I.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Haven't gone to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner, because we're
going we got a lot of you got to catch up.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We have to start just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water,
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