November 21, 2025 • 9 mins
Jed Isn't Allowed to cook at thanksgiving this year after an email he received from the person hosting the dinner.
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jet edited yesterday. It's every single wrong guess. Forty five
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getting to the point where people are guessing the same thing.
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(00:44):
the watch, and then you can stream us there. We're
live on ninety three three FLZ and I am a
little bit surprised Jed found this out because I consider
him a good cook. However, his family does not eight
hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three if
you are the worst chef in the family. Obviously, Thanksgiving
is next week and people are preparing things I'll share
(01:05):
my story after Jed, though you go first.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I got an email yesterday Joe that said what I
was supposed to be bringing to the to the dinner
next week, and they regulated me to the desserts, which means, Okay,
you're clearly not that great of a cook. You can't
bring in, you're not bringing any of the sides, you're
not cooking the turkey. And they told me to just
to get pies. They said, we don't care what kind
of pies they are, as long as they're just like decent,
(01:28):
serviceable pies. That's all you got to bring. And that,
to me is a slap in the face because I
saw other people that were on that list. I'm like,
I know for a fact that person's salad is not
that good. Why are we having her bring the salad?
I know for a fact that person's sweet but sweet
potato cast role that sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why is she bringing what you want to cook? I mean,
I don't know when she's it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, that's my world favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We were at the shop last week talking about it.
Jed wasn't even there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
As the best time you got to make it is,
bring it and just don't even say you made leave
it on the table and watch it go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Folks.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
First, we're going to be so up upset, Like, who
makes my mom own food to the party? I think
you should So I was so Ashley. I was at
my mom and dad's last night, having dinner with them,
and I was talking to them about the list that
the person who invited us sent out. My mom said,
don't show anybody up. It's rude, And I said, Mom,
I want to have good food at things.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, if you say that somebody has to bring this
kind of food in there, you know that it's not
gonna be good because some of these people have been
invited to our previous Thanksgiving food. No, it's like and
then you it's it's so much. The definition of insanity
is doing the same thing over and over again and
expecting different results. If you assigned a certain food to
(02:44):
a certain person and then you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Know the mac and cheese is going to be nasty.
Give again, but that yeah, bring I bring your.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bro Actually, according to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of insanity
is extreme foolishness or irrationality.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, Joe gpt or actually that's Joe Webster.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This Morning, ninety three, ninety three if you are the
worst chef in your family. For Thanksgiving, I'm with Alyssa's
family this year, which is a ton of fun. I
love hanging out with her mom and her brothers, especially
because they all make good stuff. Her mom makes these
deviled eggs that are to die for. Junior's mac and
cheese fantastic. Alyssa then gets really competitive with her brother,
(03:30):
so then she'll make mac and cheese, double mac and
cheese fantastic. The turkey's good, all of that. I ain't
cooking nothing. I just put my name on Alyssa's things.
We have like a shared document where it's like who's
gonna make what? It's just Alyssa slash Joe.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Make sure he just shows up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I've even thought about too. Just you know what, Well,
you can go certain restaurants.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Have like, oh, like things I'll make for you and yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I did it when I first started aading Melissa,
Like I told her, I made her like this fantastic
Italian cuisine, like I'm a cook. I just went to
Bella's over in Tampa and I just put everything in
bowls delicious. She knew it immediately, but the food was
good enough to where I don't know, we're getting married,
So what if I did the same thing with I
Just I don't know how to cook. I really know
(04:20):
ground turkey and white rice.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm like, what is Well, I guess what the thing is.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You're in a relationship, so you could just put your
name like you said, on your fiance's dish and you're
good to go.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Jed is kind of screwed. He literally is going by himself.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, well, yeah, I'm bringing myself. Is your girlfriend going, Oh,
she's gonna be doing Thanksgiving with her? God fort Myers.
Not really, I'm not to be respectful.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
She could cook to survive, but you're saying like she is.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She usually leaves the cooking up to me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, Kip, are you the worst chef of all time
or the best chef of all time?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Like you? Joe? I cook one thing. I only cook
one thing, and I'm Cuban, so this is not really
that except are you Cuban?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I am, yes, Well, because this is getting too weird.
Man Cuban January twenty first Star Wars fanatic. I think
I'm missing one, but it's just getting like you're my
younger doubles that I'm very except that I'm very shy
on the radio. I'm very nervous because I know that
(05:32):
we're talking. I don't have it on or I wouldn't
even be able to do it. But there's one thing
I do every Thanksgiving. You're all invited. You're like my family,
even though I never get to call you because construction.
You know, day in day out. I'm up way before you. Guys.
Don't go to bed Joe eight nine. You know anyway,
(05:56):
but for this I had to stop and call you.
I fry it turkey. You called me your best caller. Well,
I think you're crazy, but anyway, we're we're all kind
of crazy. So uh, I fry a turkey. I just
stick that thing in a big because I wish I
could cook a nice moho turkey, you know, moho, not
(06:20):
this fried turkey thing. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But yeah, but don't you didn't Kip cooking a fried turkey.
That takes a lot of skill. People burn down their
houses because of that. The fact that you're able to
do that, you got to give yourself more credit every year.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
And you you just were talking about unusual names. Joe, listen,
you'rest Can you imagine being I don't want to say
my full name on the radio, but Kip okay, when
I fall down on trip, when I chip my tooth,
I'm chip. When I I mean break my leg, I'm crip.
(06:55):
I mean you know this is all through school, okay?
And I lived with this? And why did I teath
this name? Because my mother gave it to me? How
did I get where did she come up with my
real name? I wish I could talk to you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's what we're calling you now because you do that
fried turkey.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
By the way, Kimp, you are without it out my
favorite caller because.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Uncle Kip, how about Uncle Kid?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Absolutely you're older.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I am much older than any of you. I think
Terrie dropped my call this morning at six thirty nine. Once.
Do you guys have any idea how hard it is
to get? I mean I have tried before, but in
my occupation I'm hiding right now. Yeah, but I had
(07:49):
too many things. Kip okay, put that see what Jeb?
I call him Jeb, not Jeed.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You Kip the trip and we never know where we're
going to go with the call. But I love it,
mag Kip. That might be that might have to be
a game we play, where where is Kip gonna take it?
Because you're calling with one thing and next you know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
We're talking about another. Then we're talking about another thing
that might have.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
To be in a game. When my old grandmother would
call for my cousin Jeffrey, she will go Jeffrey and
it sounded like Jeb, Like jeff how did she do it?
I can't even do it?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
She will be like, you know, cat, Kip, you are
a man, Kimp.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I love you. You better call him more often. I
am rooting for you. I hope you get through for
the secret sound and be awesome to have you. I'm
assuming you know what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I'm sure you do, and you've given us a lot
of clues.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Hey, listen, you're the man camp you are.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And Jeb and Ashley as I love you, love you
all right, Harry, I love you. You guys are my
family a great I love you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We'll talk to you later. We'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, at least we know.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I love I love Kim.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I love Kim
iHeartRadio App. You gotta have it, you need it to us.
iHeartRadio App's gonna help you win five five hundred dollars.
It doesn't cost you a dime to get on it.
Stream ninety three three FLZ and check out videos now
we've got it highlights. When you click the highlights tab
as you stream an FLZ, you can watch a video
(00:21):
jet edited yesterday. It's every single wrong guess. Forty five
guesses or will forty four to be exact, forty four guesses.
All of them were wrong. Take notes, though, because we're
getting to the point where people are guessing the same thing.
We don't want to waste your If you finally get
through at eight forty, I don't want to waste your
time or anyone else's. Check out the video. It's worth
(00:44):
the watch, and then you can stream us there. We're
live on ninety three three FLZ and I am a
little bit surprised Jed found this out because I consider
him a good cook. However, his family does not eight
hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three if
you are the worst chef in the family. Obviously, Thanksgiving
is next week and people are preparing things I'll share
(01:05):
my story after Jed, though you go first.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I got an email yesterday Joe that said what I
was supposed to be bringing to the to the dinner
next week, and they regulated me to the desserts, which means, Okay,
you're clearly not that great of a cook. You can't
bring in, you're not bringing any of the sides, you're
not cooking the turkey. And they told me to just
to get pies. They said, we don't care what kind
of pies they are, as long as they're just like decent,
(01:28):
serviceable pies. That's all you got to bring. And that,
to me is a slap in the face because I
saw other people that were on that list. I'm like,
I know for a fact that person's salad is not
that good. Why are we having her bring the salad?
I know for a fact that person's sweet but sweet
potato cast role that sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why is she bringing what you want to cook? I mean,
I don't know when she's it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, that's my world favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We were at the shop last week talking about it.
Jed wasn't even there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
As the best time you got to make it is,
bring it and just don't even say you made leave
it on the table and watch it go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Folks.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
First, we're going to be so up upset, Like, who
makes my mom own food to the party? I think
you should So I was so Ashley. I was at
my mom and dad's last night, having dinner with them,
and I was talking to them about the list that
the person who invited us sent out. My mom said,
don't show anybody up. It's rude, And I said, Mom,
I want to have good food at things.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, if you say that somebody has to bring this
kind of food in there, you know that it's not
gonna be good because some of these people have been
invited to our previous Thanksgiving food. No, it's like and
then you it's it's so much. The definition of insanity
is doing the same thing over and over again and
expecting different results. If you assigned a certain food to
(02:44):
a certain person and then you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Know the mac and cheese is going to be nasty.
Give again, but that yeah, bring I bring your.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bro Actually, according to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of insanity
is extreme foolishness or irrationality.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, Joe gpt or actually that's Joe Webster.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This Morning, ninety three, ninety three if you are the
worst chef in your family. For Thanksgiving, I'm with Alyssa's
family this year, which is a ton of fun. I
love hanging out with her mom and her brothers, especially
because they all make good stuff. Her mom makes these
deviled eggs that are to die for. Junior's mac and
cheese fantastic. Alyssa then gets really competitive with her brother,
(03:30):
so then she'll make mac and cheese, double mac and
cheese fantastic. The turkey's good, all of that. I ain't
cooking nothing. I just put my name on Alyssa's things.
We have like a shared document where it's like who's
gonna make what? It's just Alyssa slash Joe.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Make sure he just shows up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I've even thought about too. Just you know what, Well,
you can go certain restaurants.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Have like, oh, like things I'll make for you and yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I did it when I first started aading Melissa,
Like I told her, I made her like this fantastic
Italian cuisine, like I'm a cook. I just went to
Bella's over in Tampa and I just put everything in
bowls delicious. She knew it immediately, but the food was
good enough to where I don't know, we're getting married,
So what if I did the same thing with I
Just I don't know how to cook. I really know
(04:20):
ground turkey and white rice.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm like, what is Well, I guess what the thing is.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You're in a relationship, so you could just put your
name like you said, on your fiance's dish and you're
good to go.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Jed is kind of screwed. He literally is going by himself.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, well, yeah, I'm bringing myself. Is your girlfriend going, Oh,
she's gonna be doing Thanksgiving with her? God fort Myers.
Not really, I'm not to be respectful.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
She could cook to survive, but you're saying like she is.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She usually leaves the cooking up to me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, Kip, are you the worst chef of all time
or the best chef of all time?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Like you? Joe? I cook one thing. I only cook
one thing, and I'm Cuban, so this is not really
that except are you Cuban?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I am, yes, Well, because this is getting too weird.
Man Cuban January twenty first Star Wars fanatic. I think
I'm missing one, but it's just getting like you're my
younger doubles that I'm very except that I'm very shy
on the radio. I'm very nervous because I know that
(05:32):
we're talking. I don't have it on or I wouldn't
even be able to do it. But there's one thing
I do every Thanksgiving. You're all invited. You're like my family,
even though I never get to call you because construction.
You know, day in day out. I'm up way before you. Guys.
Don't go to bed Joe eight nine. You know anyway,
(05:56):
but for this I had to stop and call you.
I fry it turkey. You called me your best caller. Well,
I think you're crazy, but anyway, we're we're all kind
of crazy. So uh, I fry a turkey. I just
stick that thing in a big because I wish I
could cook a nice moho turkey, you know, moho, not
(06:20):
this fried turkey thing. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But yeah, but don't you didn't Kip cooking a fried turkey.
That takes a lot of skill. People burn down their
houses because of that. The fact that you're able to
do that, you got to give yourself more credit every year.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
And you you just were talking about unusual names. Joe, listen,
you'rest Can you imagine being I don't want to say
my full name on the radio, but Kip okay, when
I fall down on trip, when I chip my tooth,
I'm chip. When I I mean break my leg, I'm crip.
(06:55):
I mean you know this is all through school, okay?
And I lived with this? And why did I teath
this name? Because my mother gave it to me? How
did I get where did she come up with my
real name? I wish I could talk to you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's what we're calling you now because you do that
fried turkey.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
By the way, Kimp, you are without it out my
favorite caller because.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Uncle Kip, how about Uncle Kid?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Absolutely you're older.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I am much older than any of you. I think
Terrie dropped my call this morning at six thirty nine. Once.
Do you guys have any idea how hard it is
to get? I mean I have tried before, but in
my occupation I'm hiding right now. Yeah, but I had
(07:49):
too many things. Kip okay, put that see what Jeb?
I call him Jeb, not Jeed.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You Kip the trip and we never know where we're
going to go with the call. But I love it,
mag Kip. That might be that might have to be
a game we play, where where is Kip gonna take it?
Because you're calling with one thing and next you know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
We're talking about another. Then we're talking about another thing
that might have.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
To be in a game. When my old grandmother would
call for my cousin Jeffrey, she will go Jeffrey and
it sounded like Jeb, Like jeff how did she do it?
I can't even do it?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
She will be like, you know, cat, Kip, you are
a man, Kimp.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I love you. You better call him more often. I
am rooting for you. I hope you get through for
the secret sound and be awesome to have you. I'm
assuming you know what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I'm sure you do, and you've given us a lot
of clues.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Hey, listen, you're the man camp you are.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And Jeb and Ashley as I love you, love you
all right, Harry, I love you. You guys are my
family a great I love you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We'll talk to you later. We'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, at least we know.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I love I love Kim.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I love Kim
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