December 17, 2025 • 7 mins
What are the most common items that people run out of when they are at home? Joe breaks down the entire list...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three three flz.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If the morning is like coffee, then the Joe Show
is like a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, I will not elaborate. That would be such a
latte thing to do. We're more like a line a
line eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three.
I have a question, what is the number one thing
(00:30):
you run out of? Hear me out on that eight
hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. What is
the number one thing that you run out of? You
are in your house, you need something and you realize,
oh my god, I don't have it anymore. Is it
like if your water bottle drinker is water? Is it
toilet paper, paper, towels, towels? You really, oh my god,
(00:52):
I haven't watched the towels. I get a clean towel.
What is it? Eight hundred four nine ninety three three.
I've got the list of the most ran out of
items in your house, and I want to know if
(01:12):
maybe this is a true study. What do you guys think?
What would what is number one? For you? Going with sugar?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Number one for me's got to be either laundry detergent
or toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's toilet paper. How you run it out of toilet paper?
If when I get down to like five rolls, I'm
freaking out, really run out of it?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, Ashley, we've all been there where we've run the
shower stocked shower. Joe, Well, what are you going to
do if you don't have it? Use a paper towel
or Kleenex? I mean CLEANX.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What type of Kleenex do you have where your your
hands are going to slip through it?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That your wife? And then uh Bob's but eight, he
doesn't even ever runs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's happened, happened.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
But I would much rather use that than I.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Jump in the shower. Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three.
What's the toilet paper alternative for you? If you've ever
not had it? You were in the woods, what did
you do? Hopefully not poison ivy? But what do you
use as a toilet paper alternative? As well? According to
the study, and it stands true to newspaper, hold on
(02:31):
it sounds what? Yeah, this is true to my life.
I consistently run out of toilet papers. So what is it? What? What?
What is it for you? Hey, Maria, you say that
you always run out of toilet paper as well. What's
your toilet paper alternative if you ever have to do that? Yes,
thank you. Yeah you've never.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Tried, though, Maria, you've never tried the old tissue trick.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hell, how many tissues do you have to use where
you can comfortably white?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You all you have to do, Joe, is if you
do run into this situation, instead of having to undress
yourself and go into the shower, you take the tissues
you folded in squares a couple of times, but you
take like three or four tissues, put them on top
of each other, and then it's like a big.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Wad undressed myself to get in the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jet.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm already naked when I'm pooping. I love going to
them naked. I love going to the back. Oh no,
the cardboard thing. Maybe some clothes that are later are
getting read your T shirt that's laying there when you're
right in front. I want you shirt off. I will
not be using my odd Socks Basis of All Time
(03:39):
for that. By the way, odd Socks Basics use code
Joe show no space is Joe s h O w
at checkout for fifteen percent off odd socks dot com.
Maria Ashley's crazy for saying that. That's all I gotta say, Erica,
what are you consistently running out of.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Other than patients in my household?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Milk?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The kids love milk.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They have like two three bowls of cereal in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's ridiculous. Do they freak out when you don't have
any in the house?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I freak out because then they have a fit.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. And uh, you know, you got a house filled
with people. Do you ever run out of toilet paper?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, we do not.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
On that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, you don't want to have any toilet paper alternatives.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But we also have a bidet, so that helps.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, that's a life act.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I want. I want so bad. One down, one so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Amazon Man.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hey, Holly, who we loved hanging out with Holly on
the curb girl. Hey, yeah, well, Holly home had an accident. Okay,
sit down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We all do it, Okay, And I'm telling you I
ren at a toilet paper.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
In the middle of a top and clean up.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So I had to stand up, squeeze my assur stick
whatever you that's sure. And I'm running from one bathroom
as I was playing.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You shouldn't see me, Oh my god, that's happened to me.
At work. We ran out of toilet paper at work.
They had to put a sign on the door. After
this happened to me that we had no toilet paper today,
I ran to the woman's bathroom in between a commercial brick.
I went from bathroom to bathroom and and you do
(05:33):
you kind of walk funny because you don't spread your cheese. Yeah,
you do. See, Holly, Holly, I have been there. We
love you, Holly, Jose.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
They said, they said, my answer, already toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And with you running out of toilet paper, it looks
like everyone does it. What do you use as a
toilet paper alternative.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
In the shower? To the show?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Late lately I've been money out of something else. Patience
the money, losing their running out of the.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Running next, Yeah, trying to get through it, to the
station whatever. Every time, everybody is at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Jose. If you win ten thousand dollars and you run
out of toilet paper, that's a lot of money, and
just use the money.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I'll go to Simon. I'll forget about it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Jose. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Ten thousand dollars man,
you know win That next chance is on our talk
back by the way, so make sure you're leaving us
talkbacks and you should always be streaming us on our
free iHeart Radio. That's the sound of Jed as he
wipes with his toilet.
Ninety three three flz.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If the morning is like coffee, then the Joe Show
is like a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, I will not elaborate. That would be such a
latte thing to do. We're more like a line a
line eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three.
I have a question, what is the number one thing
(00:30):
you run out of? Hear me out on that eight
hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. What is
the number one thing that you run out of? You
are in your house, you need something and you realize,
oh my god, I don't have it anymore. Is it
like if your water bottle drinker is water? Is it
toilet paper, paper, towels, towels? You really, oh my god,
(00:52):
I haven't watched the towels. I get a clean towel.
What is it? Eight hundred four nine ninety three three.
I've got the list of the most ran out of
items in your house, and I want to know if
(01:12):
maybe this is a true study. What do you guys think?
What would what is number one? For you? Going with sugar?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Number one for me's got to be either laundry detergent
or toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's toilet paper. How you run it out of toilet paper?
If when I get down to like five rolls, I'm
freaking out, really run out of it?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, Ashley, we've all been there where we've run the
shower stocked shower. Joe, Well, what are you going to
do if you don't have it? Use a paper towel
or Kleenex? I mean CLEANX.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What type of Kleenex do you have where your your
hands are going to slip through it?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That your wife? And then uh Bob's but eight, he
doesn't even ever runs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's happened, happened.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
But I would much rather use that than I.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Jump in the shower. Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three.
What's the toilet paper alternative for you? If you've ever
not had it? You were in the woods, what did
you do? Hopefully not poison ivy? But what do you
use as a toilet paper alternative? As well? According to
the study, and it stands true to newspaper, hold on
(02:31):
it sounds what? Yeah, this is true to my life.
I consistently run out of toilet papers. So what is it? What? What?
What is it for you? Hey, Maria, you say that
you always run out of toilet paper as well. What's
your toilet paper alternative if you ever have to do that? Yes,
thank you. Yeah you've never.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Tried, though, Maria, you've never tried the old tissue trick.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hell, how many tissues do you have to use where
you can comfortably white?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You all you have to do, Joe, is if you
do run into this situation, instead of having to undress
yourself and go into the shower, you take the tissues
you folded in squares a couple of times, but you
take like three or four tissues, put them on top
of each other, and then it's like a big.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Wad undressed myself to get in the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jet.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm already naked when I'm pooping. I love going to
them naked. I love going to the back. Oh no,
the cardboard thing. Maybe some clothes that are later are
getting read your T shirt that's laying there when you're
right in front. I want you shirt off. I will
not be using my odd Socks Basis of All Time
(03:39):
for that. By the way, odd Socks Basics use code
Joe show no space is Joe s h O w
at checkout for fifteen percent off odd socks dot com.
Maria Ashley's crazy for saying that. That's all I gotta say, Erica,
what are you consistently running out of.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Other than patients in my household?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Milk?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The kids love milk.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They have like two three bowls of cereal in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's ridiculous. Do they freak out when you don't have
any in the house?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I freak out because then they have a fit.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. And uh, you know, you got a house filled
with people. Do you ever run out of toilet paper?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, we do not.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
On that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, you don't want to have any toilet paper alternatives.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But we also have a bidet, so that helps.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, that's a life act.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I want. I want so bad. One down, one so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Amazon Man.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hey, Holly, who we loved hanging out with Holly on
the curb girl. Hey, yeah, well, Holly home had an accident. Okay,
sit down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We all do it, Okay, And I'm telling you I
ren at a toilet paper.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
In the middle of a top and clean up.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So I had to stand up, squeeze my assur stick
whatever you that's sure. And I'm running from one bathroom
as I was playing.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You shouldn't see me, Oh my god, that's happened to me.
At work. We ran out of toilet paper at work.
They had to put a sign on the door. After
this happened to me that we had no toilet paper today,
I ran to the woman's bathroom in between a commercial brick.
I went from bathroom to bathroom and and you do
(05:33):
you kind of walk funny because you don't spread your cheese. Yeah,
you do. See, Holly, Holly, I have been there. We
love you, Holly, Jose.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
They said, they said, my answer, already toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And with you running out of toilet paper, it looks
like everyone does it. What do you use as a
toilet paper alternative.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
In the shower? To the show?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Late lately I've been money out of something else. Patience
the money, losing their running out of the.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Running next, Yeah, trying to get through it, to the
station whatever. Every time, everybody is at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Jose. If you win ten thousand dollars and you run
out of toilet paper, that's a lot of money, and
just use the money.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I'll go to Simon. I'll forget about it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Jose. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Ten thousand dollars man,
you know win That next chance is on our talk
back by the way, so make sure you're leaving us
talkbacks and you should always be streaming us on our
free iHeart Radio. That's the sound of Jed as he
wipes with his toilet.
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