December 4, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The show is always changing, growing, and uh, you know,
it could be a change of a segment, it could
be addition of a segment. I'll never forget the first
day we did Judge Joe Show, or you know, when
we brought back War of the Roses, the excitement of that,
We've got someone new coming to the Joe Show. We're
(00:20):
getting new and improved in a major way. And you
actually know this person who could be joining the show.
You're gonna find out very very soon. Commercial free, by
the way, which I love. I remember when we announced
that we were going to be commercial free at this time.
(00:41):
That was exciting for me because then I could plan
out when I was going to use the restaurant eight
hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. Are there
simple tasks you don't know how to do? Are there
simple tasks? Like it should be simple, but you need
your parents to hold hold your hand through it all.
(01:01):
My mom and my dad finally told me, I'm not
helping you out on this. I'm thirty years old, by
the way, but I still call mommy and dad four
things like this. I got a crack in my windshield.
I know this sounds I've never had a crack in
my windshield before. And I'm thirty, so I've been driving
for fourteen years. And I called mommy and daddy and
(01:22):
they gave me the answer of you need to figure
it out yourself. You're an adult. I go, what do
I do? Do I file with insurance? Do I call?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Uh, I don't know. I don't even know who to
go to for this, Like I was very Uh, I
don't know. I have a lot of anxiety to do
you know how to change a windshield thing? What do
you do?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You contact your insurance people?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I hear you don't do that. What do you mean, well,
because if you do, if you do the windshield thing,
they raise your rates.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I didn't have that issue with my people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
How do you know did you look at your rates? No?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Because I called them and they end up giving my
insurance it went up because I got a speeding team.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh yeah, sure, I mention they told you that they
probably the windiep.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Ticket up the year.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But no, yeah, I just contact my insurance and they
tell me like, okay, like someone contacts someone of those,
I guess fix it for you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, I don't want to because the highway driving it
got me two or three times.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I have to figure this out. I have to figure
this out an eighth and four nine ninety three ninety three.
If you're an adult and you still call mommy and daddy,
or if you can't figure out the tasks, I mean, listen,
I love my My Mom's my best friend. Not today,
not today, Mom.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I call my mom and I grocery shop and I
need to help picking out certain foods or certain meats.
I'm like, hey, is this meat better than this meat?
She's like, yeah, I get this one. So I need
help picking out groceries.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And she helps you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, we FaceTime in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Then we then we like your mom. Yeah, how about that? Hey, Julia,
do you ever call mom and dad for help?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? Yeah, anytime there's something wrong with my corn and
call my don crying And the worst part is my
dad lives in Houston, so there's nothing he can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right? How about how about even health wise? Do
you ever call like your your parents when you're not
I will call my mom and be like, mom, I
threw up.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just no, I have a husband who has to baby me.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Now. Yeah, I still my mom and my fiance here
at both. I got to tell two of the women
in my matter of fact, sometimes they can call Ashley
to tell her as well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was gonna tell you about your windshield. I have
Progressive and you can just go on the app, like
if you have Progressive, your insurance might do it and
you can just click like, oh, I need a free windshield,
Like there's somewhere on the app where you can file
a claim for a windshield and it's free, so it
won't really impact.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't know, like I and I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I appreciate take him care of before it gets warm.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I appreciate you. But I don't even have that either,
So like I got someone else and that different insurance,
different they'll do different things.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I think it's like a law.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think it's like all of the you get one
free one in Florida.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But I'm not that thank you Julia.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, we love you so much. I love you. I
love you, I love it. I'm trying to think of
like commercials too, Who's whose advertises on the show. Maybe
I mean I just want to pay That's the thing.
Does no no, No one called the glass doctor, glass doctor,
(04:26):
call the glass doctor, the glass the glass glass doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Let's see glass doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Called the glass doctor. You know who I want to call?
Who works with the glass doctor? Hold on, let me
figure that out. Who's working the glass the glass doctor.
They've got the best song. Who's got the best commercial
song around?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
They're open twenty four hours too, the glass Doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Should I break my windshield at two am and improve it? Hey, Stephanie?
Should I throw a rock at my car? Improve it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
All right, fine, because I'm telling you I work in insurance.
I work for Progressive Igle. A lot of companies you
sell and all those companies they're gonna if you have
full coverage, they're going to go against your policy. Well,
it doesn't matter if you called insurance or if you
go directly through a company separately, they're gonna use your
(05:19):
insurance so it can't affect your real interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Even if I'm paying cash.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh no, if you're paying.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Cash, then if that's the case, I want to go
to someone i'm paying call doctor fantastic. You know who
has it, mister Cruz. Oh, I wonder if you would
care if I called him on the Should I call
him on the air?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I feel bad? No, he'll love it. Let's see if.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He should be up at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But if he goes, I don't have them. Maybe you
can point me in their direction. Let's see called the
Glass Doctor. Hi teres so, Hi, guess and you're looking
for my husband. Since we're live on the radio, don't
tell anything. Is he Is he napping? Is he sleeping? No,
(06:14):
he's not sleeping, he's getting dressed. Can you call him
back in like ten minutes? Hold on, can you just
can you yell for him and say I need some
help with something I can Yeah, well here, bring bring
the phone in the shower. Bring the phone in the
shower and put me on speaker phone. Dude, come on, please.
(06:36):
He won't he won't say it's me, Say it's me,
it's it's for it's for the Glass Doctor. Tell me
I need help with the Glass Doctor. And he's gonna
say why am I putting the phone in the Yes?
I know. I love it. I can't wait. Tell we're
gonna shower with something we've never showered with someone on
the show. Oh cool, Oh, this is this is amazing,
called the Glass Doc. I really hope he has them.
(06:59):
If he does it, now, I'm gonna feel bad because
now we're gonna hear him naked.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, and the water running down you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Jnis, talk to you real quick. I know you're in
the shower, but hold on, let me join you in
the shower. I won't FaceTime you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, I know why.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I work quick. I work quick. Do you work with
the glass doctors? Absolutely, they're great. Can you call the
glass doctor when you're out of the shower. Yeah, what's
going on? I cracked my windshield and I don't know
what to do, and I called my parents and they
said I had to figure it out myself. I would
have loved to heard that call with your mom. By
(07:39):
the way, she wasn't very kind to me. She said,
I am thirty years old and I need to start
figuring out things myself. Don't worrybody. The glass doctor they're
good people, they're good advertisers. Let me call them felt. Actually,
come to the station if you have to work and
change it right there at this sing we can have
Jed sit in the car while they do. Okay, well,
let me get out of the sho and I'll call
(08:01):
you back when you're on break. All right, Thank you
so much. I love you. I love Teresa, And we'll
call the glass doctor. Jeff is naked. Oh yeah, all right,
thank you, thank you, love you. Bye.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
There you got that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Dundan in Brittany. Hi, Brittany, Hey Joe.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know when your mom told you to figure it
out by yourself, that doesn't mean call someone else and
have them figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well she didn't tell me exactly what did she want
me to do?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Then you should have called the glass doctor. I'm sure
you could tell them who you are and they'd be like, oh, yeah,
we know who you are.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh yeah, I wish it worked like that.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I wish. Right. Sometimes I go into place, I go, God,
I hope they listen me too, and then they'll go
wait a second, hold on, and I'm like, say it,
say it, say it, and they go your shoes untied?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Dang it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Brittany. You're a mom, right, yeah, A four A four,
and you have you have kids that maybe ask you
to do some things and you look at them and go,
you're old enough to do it yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Listen. I have a twelve year old who's almost thirteen
next month, and he can't even tie his shoes without
telling me him. Can he tell my shoe?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
But I tell myssage this all the time.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You guys are gonna miss those moments.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
When it's every day.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Brittany, I'm gonna call my mom.
I'm gonna tell her now I figured it out. I
wanna do that, let's all. Yeah, let's all tell her
I did it? Should I should?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I lie?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't lie to my mom. But should I tell her?
Tell her you figured it out? Yeah, mom, I got
a plan. Yeah, I'm gonna do that because I tell
my mom so she's proud of me. Oh my mom?
Yeah yeah. And then we'll get an update too. On
you know, when my mom talked about her cancer diagnosis
and everything. We'll get an update. I think she's got
a good update. We love you, Brittany. Let's see she
(10:04):
picks up, though. If she doesn't pick up, is my
new favorite parent? Help? Yeah, hate to see it, you
hate to see it? All right, Well, hopefully this all
(10:25):
works out. I love it. Do you know if she's
in the car by the way, Yes, she is in
the car. Oh really?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I want to shout out someone real quick, and then
we'll move on. Shout out to Jazzy.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yes, Jazzy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, we love her dad so much, and I
want to invite Jazzy just in case her dad forgot
to say it. I want to invite you to the studio.
But in order to go to the studio, you have
to give your dad a big hug and a kiss
and tell him he's the best dad ever. And also
you need to say, hey, when I get older, you
got to help me out with things like cracked windshields
and stuff. Even if I'm thirty five, I need your help.
(10:59):
But Hi, Jazzy, hijaz, thanks for listening every morning with
your dad. We appreciate it.
The show is always changing, growing, and uh, you know,
it could be a change of a segment, it could
be addition of a segment. I'll never forget the first
day we did Judge Joe Show, or you know, when
we brought back War of the Roses, the excitement of that,
We've got someone new coming to the Joe Show. We're
(00:20):
getting new and improved in a major way. And you
actually know this person who could be joining the show.
You're gonna find out very very soon. Commercial free, by
the way, which I love. I remember when we announced
that we were going to be commercial free at this time.
(00:41):
That was exciting for me because then I could plan
out when I was going to use the restaurant eight
hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. Are there
simple tasks you don't know how to do? Are there
simple tasks? Like it should be simple, but you need
your parents to hold hold your hand through it all.
(01:01):
My mom and my dad finally told me, I'm not
helping you out on this. I'm thirty years old, by
the way, but I still call mommy and dad four
things like this. I got a crack in my windshield.
I know this sounds I've never had a crack in
my windshield before. And I'm thirty, so I've been driving
for fourteen years. And I called mommy and daddy and
(01:22):
they gave me the answer of you need to figure
it out yourself. You're an adult. I go, what do
I do? Do I file with insurance? Do I call?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Uh, I don't know. I don't even know who to
go to for this, Like I was very Uh, I
don't know. I have a lot of anxiety to do
you know how to change a windshield thing? What do
you do?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You contact your insurance people?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I hear you don't do that. What do you mean, well,
because if you do, if you do the windshield thing,
they raise your rates.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I didn't have that issue with my people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
How do you know did you look at your rates? No?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Because I called them and they end up giving my
insurance it went up because I got a speeding team.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh yeah, sure, I mention they told you that they
probably the windiep.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Ticket up the year.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But no, yeah, I just contact my insurance and they
tell me like, okay, like someone contacts someone of those,
I guess fix it for you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, I don't want to because the highway driving it
got me two or three times.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I have to figure this out. I have to figure
this out an eighth and four nine ninety three ninety three.
If you're an adult and you still call mommy and daddy,
or if you can't figure out the tasks, I mean, listen,
I love my My Mom's my best friend. Not today,
not today, Mom.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I call my mom and I grocery shop and I
need to help picking out certain foods or certain meats.
I'm like, hey, is this meat better than this meat?
She's like, yeah, I get this one. So I need
help picking out groceries.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And she helps you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, we FaceTime in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Then we then we like your mom. Yeah, how about that? Hey, Julia,
do you ever call mom and dad for help?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? Yeah, anytime there's something wrong with my corn and
call my don crying And the worst part is my
dad lives in Houston, so there's nothing he can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right? How about how about even health wise? Do
you ever call like your your parents when you're not
I will call my mom and be like, mom, I
threw up.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just no, I have a husband who has to baby me.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Now. Yeah, I still my mom and my fiance here
at both. I got to tell two of the women
in my matter of fact, sometimes they can call Ashley
to tell her as well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was gonna tell you about your windshield. I have
Progressive and you can just go on the app, like
if you have Progressive, your insurance might do it and
you can just click like, oh, I need a free windshield,
Like there's somewhere on the app where you can file
a claim for a windshield and it's free, so it
won't really impact.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't know, like I and I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I appreciate take him care of before it gets warm.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I appreciate you. But I don't even have that either,
So like I got someone else and that different insurance,
different they'll do different things.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I think it's like a law.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think it's like all of the you get one
free one in Florida.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But I'm not that thank you Julia.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, we love you so much. I love you. I
love you, I love it. I'm trying to think of
like commercials too, Who's whose advertises on the show. Maybe
I mean I just want to pay That's the thing.
Does no no, No one called the glass doctor, glass doctor,
(04:26):
call the glass doctor, the glass the glass glass doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Let's see glass doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Called the glass doctor. You know who I want to call?
Who works with the glass doctor? Hold on, let me
figure that out. Who's working the glass the glass doctor.
They've got the best song. Who's got the best commercial
song around?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
They're open twenty four hours too, the glass Doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Should I break my windshield at two am and improve it? Hey, Stephanie?
Should I throw a rock at my car? Improve it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
All right, fine, because I'm telling you I work in insurance.
I work for Progressive Igle. A lot of companies you
sell and all those companies they're gonna if you have
full coverage, they're going to go against your policy. Well,
it doesn't matter if you called insurance or if you
go directly through a company separately, they're gonna use your
(05:19):
insurance so it can't affect your real interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Even if I'm paying cash.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh no, if you're paying.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Cash, then if that's the case, I want to go
to someone i'm paying call doctor fantastic. You know who
has it, mister Cruz. Oh, I wonder if you would
care if I called him on the Should I call
him on the air?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I feel bad? No, he'll love it. Let's see if.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He should be up at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But if he goes, I don't have them. Maybe you
can point me in their direction. Let's see called the
Glass Doctor. Hi teres so, Hi, guess and you're looking
for my husband. Since we're live on the radio, don't
tell anything. Is he Is he napping? Is he sleeping? No,
(06:14):
he's not sleeping, he's getting dressed. Can you call him
back in like ten minutes? Hold on, can you just
can you yell for him and say I need some
help with something I can Yeah, well here, bring bring
the phone in the shower. Bring the phone in the
shower and put me on speaker phone. Dude, come on, please.
(06:36):
He won't he won't say it's me, Say it's me,
it's it's for it's for the Glass Doctor. Tell me
I need help with the Glass Doctor. And he's gonna
say why am I putting the phone in the Yes?
I know. I love it. I can't wait. Tell we're
gonna shower with something we've never showered with someone on
the show. Oh cool, Oh, this is this is amazing,
called the Glass Doc. I really hope he has them.
(06:59):
If he does it, now, I'm gonna feel bad because
now we're gonna hear him naked.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, and the water running down you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Jnis, talk to you real quick. I know you're in
the shower, but hold on, let me join you in
the shower. I won't FaceTime you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, I know why.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I work quick. I work quick. Do you work with
the glass doctors? Absolutely, they're great. Can you call the
glass doctor when you're out of the shower. Yeah, what's
going on? I cracked my windshield and I don't know
what to do, and I called my parents and they
said I had to figure it out myself. I would
have loved to heard that call with your mom. By
(07:39):
the way, she wasn't very kind to me. She said,
I am thirty years old and I need to start
figuring out things myself. Don't worrybody. The glass doctor they're
good people, they're good advertisers. Let me call them felt. Actually,
come to the station if you have to work and
change it right there at this sing we can have
Jed sit in the car while they do. Okay, well,
let me get out of the sho and I'll call
(08:01):
you back when you're on break. All right, Thank you
so much. I love you. I love Teresa, And we'll
call the glass doctor. Jeff is naked. Oh yeah, all right,
thank you, thank you, love you. Bye.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
There you got that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Dundan in Brittany. Hi, Brittany, Hey Joe.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know when your mom told you to figure it
out by yourself, that doesn't mean call someone else and
have them figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well she didn't tell me exactly what did she want
me to do?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Then you should have called the glass doctor. I'm sure
you could tell them who you are and they'd be like, oh, yeah,
we know who you are.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh yeah, I wish it worked like that.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I wish. Right. Sometimes I go into place, I go, God,
I hope they listen me too, and then they'll go
wait a second, hold on, and I'm like, say it,
say it, say it, and they go your shoes untied?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Dang it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Brittany. You're a mom, right, yeah, A four A four,
and you have you have kids that maybe ask you
to do some things and you look at them and go,
you're old enough to do it yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Listen. I have a twelve year old who's almost thirteen
next month, and he can't even tie his shoes without
telling me him. Can he tell my shoe?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
But I tell myssage this all the time.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You guys are gonna miss those moments.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
When it's every day.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Brittany, I'm gonna call my mom.
I'm gonna tell her now I figured it out. I
wanna do that, let's all. Yeah, let's all tell her
I did it? Should I should?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I lie?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't lie to my mom. But should I tell her?
Tell her you figured it out? Yeah, mom, I got
a plan. Yeah, I'm gonna do that because I tell
my mom so she's proud of me. Oh my mom?
Yeah yeah. And then we'll get an update too. On
you know, when my mom talked about her cancer diagnosis
and everything. We'll get an update. I think she's got
a good update. We love you, Brittany. Let's see she
(10:04):
picks up, though. If she doesn't pick up, is my
new favorite parent? Help? Yeah, hate to see it, you
hate to see it? All right, Well, hopefully this all
(10:25):
works out. I love it. Do you know if she's
in the car by the way, Yes, she is in
the car. Oh really?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I want to shout out someone real quick, and then
we'll move on. Shout out to Jazzy.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yes, Jazzy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, we love her dad so much, and I
want to invite Jazzy just in case her dad forgot
to say it. I want to invite you to the studio.
But in order to go to the studio, you have
to give your dad a big hug and a kiss
and tell him he's the best dad ever. And also
you need to say, hey, when I get older, you
got to help me out with things like cracked windshields
and stuff. Even if I'm thirty five, I need your help.
(10:59):
But Hi, Jazzy, hijaz, thanks for listening every morning with
your dad. We appreciate it.
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