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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, embarrassing injuries eight hundred four on nin ninety three
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Text in ninety seven seven to two oh calling eight
hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. I want
to know your embarrassing injury. Last night we went to
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dinner and it was the show, and and like behind
the scene members of the show and the appetizers come
out and there's bacon, and I'm so excited. I love
this bacon. So I get my slice of bacon. I
cut it up, one little slice. I go to eat it.
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I don't know what happened. I open my mouth wrong, guys.
I'm not kidding when I say I am in so
much pain right now. My ear hurts. It's like going
down the side of my neck. I don't know what
I did. I think I pulled a muscle eating really
well thirty Is that I'm not joking. That is yes,
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it could have.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I mean it said. It's like you're weird, like on
the side of your It's like it starts at my
ear and it goes down the side of my job.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
There was the bacon tough. No, it was the opposite
is tough. It was weak. I don't know. I don't
know what it was. It's tender.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh okay, okay, okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's a weird injury. Oh yeah. And when I now,
when I open my mouth, I.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hear, oh, what was that injury?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
For you?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Though I can't tell people what happened, I was embarrassed
to tell my fiance when I got home, So you, okay,
what's going on?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I go, babe, my jaw. I was eating bacon, one
strip in and I'm out.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think my weird injury. I wouldn't call it weird,
but it was embarrassing to tell people when my big
toe no fell off because I made it A stepped
in on the side of the dresser and Emma was
blue brown black, and then a.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Ton just popped off. Took a year and a half
to come back.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The concept of not having a nail on a finger,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
To just keep it covered up.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You've never had that happening.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
No terrified album. It terrifies every time I hear about
that incident. For you, it it hurts. Hey, Danielle, Hi,
Hi Danielle. What was that injury for you? I hurt
my jaw named bacon yesterday? What did you do?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I heard so I was playing Oculus and I punched
the TV.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So Oculus for people don't know, that's VR, right.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, I was playing like the red Hot game
if you know what that is. I think that's what
it's called. And I punched the TV and it flipped
over off the table and landed directly on my foot.
It hurt really bad and my foot was bruised for
like a few weeks.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Spot Now all right, come on, come on, how is
the night? What was I'm sorry, Danielle, You're the best.
Thank you for calling in, and I'm sorry about your
TV anna. Hey, good morning, Hi, good morning. Embarrassing injuries?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right, I got two and I'm going to stay
them quick. One of them it was raining and my
stupid ex boyfriend wanted to honk the horn as I'm
walking into the tattoo shop. There's people outside. Walked directly
into the mailbox, really.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Loud, really hard. Stupid.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Second one, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The second one, I was trying to be sexy for
my boyfriend. Now we've been together for four years. Try
to get on top of the counter in a hotel room.
He said, be careful with the TV. I said, I
got this, but I landed on the ground back first.
What the on top of me? That one was bad?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
How's the team?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That TV is good? I was like, he's never gonna
talk to.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Me again, Oh my god? And thank you so much?
Did she swear?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't think Okay, I was laughing. I'm alter afraid
of anyone's swearing right now.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
If you miss the beginning of the show, there was
quite the event that happened that causes play three songs
in a row.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, listen back to it. Did it make the podcast?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
If it didn't, I'm gonna podcast. Don't you worry. Actually,
I think I might play that moment. So I am very,
very scared of words that people are using today. Is
it ABS or ABS?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Bobby?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
But I like ABS? ABS is cute? What's up? Abs?
Tell me about your embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I was a lin cook at the Heart Rock and
I am very short, so I don't like asking for help.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I had to grab a bin that was on
a surge, like the top shelf and instead of asked
you for help, I went to go grab it and
slid straight through my hands and split my entire open.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Everybody was funny.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm saying it was blood something everywhere, and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
All I did was literally look at them. I was like,
just glue it, and they glued it and I went
back to work.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Stop it what they glued it?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm so serious.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You are something else or something else.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I used to be in the army, so like I
just I just suck it up.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, thank you for your h your service.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Ah also totally makes me feel like a goofball when
I'm saying my jaw hurts from bacon. You went back
to work. I might not eat today. Am I go
liquid diet? That's what I'll do as
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Thanks for calling in no pound, thank you, Oh my god,