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Eight four, ninety three ninety three. I want you to
call them to the Joe Show right now. I want
you to be on ninety three three FLZ with Me
and Ashley and Terry and Jed. What was your illegal thought?
I'm gonna tell you what mine. We talked about this yesterday.
I'm driving on sixty sixth Street, okay, forty five. I
(00:20):
was going a little bit over the speed limit and
I see a cop in the median and immediately I'm going,
oh crap, I'm getting a ticket.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This is my thought. Whenever I see a cop like
that and I'm like, I'm speeding, I could get a ticket,
whether I'm on the Salmon or I'm on del Maybury
or the like this sixty six in Saint Pete. I
immediately think, what if I just pull into a grocery store?
Or what am I? What did I pull into a
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strip mall?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What am I?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What am I turn left when I'm supposed to be
turning right? What have I turn on the right? Blinker?
But then I turned left really quick, like what you know?
I'm I can't do that. That's evading the police. But
I think about it. I think about it. I've never
done it, and also if you missed it. Yesterday I didn't.
I didn't get a ticket, thank God. Talked about how
(01:14):
it was like the best feeling ever, like there's no
better feeling than having your heart drop to your butt
and then it raises once you realize, oh, I'm not
gonna get caught pulling me over, so thank God. But
what goes through your head? Oh ohaun in freaking out?
(01:34):
What is that illegal thought?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
For me?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
It is always it's so bad. When I'm at Target,
I'm doing a self checkout line and I'm like, oh,
this went.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
A little expensive.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Oh, I want to steal it so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I thought about actually stealing something all the time. All
the time, Hey, you're going to jail.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I mean, some things are just too expensive, Like come on,
two pays eight ten dollars, nah, man, I'd be wanting
to but.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The camera be right there looking at me.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I was like, I can't do it. I can't go
to jel can't go to jail. Not fine.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Two pays eight hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. Christian, Hey, guys,
what's your illegal fool?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I've always thought about what it would be like to,
like rob a bank you know, especially when you're you know,
you're pressed for money or whatnot. I always just thought, like,
I wonder how easy it would be, or how like
what I would do after I robbed the bank. Just
it goes through my mind every once in a while.
Obviously I'll never rob a bank.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I never seen any. But I By the way, hey,
so I watched some documentary about bank robbers and they
said that it's somewhere around like look up the official
stat line. I think it's like seventy percent of bank
robbers actually get away with it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'll told you my homeboy got Oh wow, hold on
one second, Christian.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Remember you posted the article in a bag on his back?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Say say this again for everyone who doesn't.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
One of my homeboys from back at the crib he
robbed a bank. They were looking for him. He was
on the run for a long time, and then he
got the He got the article that they posted in
the local newspaper. You got its hat it on his back.
He's like, oh yeah, I did that, not mad at
as I say, never say that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where is he now? Is he in jail? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Unfortunately he's not alive. But oh yeah, well, did he
died in a bank robbery. He did not That would
have been that would have been cool. Go out, go
out the way you went in. That's what I said.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
The initial success of bank robberies is anywhere between fifty
and sixty percent. However, once the robbery is completed, the
chances of getting apprehended by the FBI are more than
eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, there's still a chance, like a chance.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think your research you can do it.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, I'm not encouraging it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hold on one second, So I said, like, yesterday I
thought a cop was gonna pull me over. This was
you know, over the weekend. It happened, but we talked
about it yesterday. And then immediately when I see the
cop and I'm speeding, him like what have I? Turn
it here and turn it there, Kate, you did this.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I allegedly did this about twelve years ago when I
was seventeen. I was speeding and I he did slip
his lights on on me, and I used the excuse
that I really had to use the bathroom. But I
ended up pulling into one of my really good friends'
driveways to their house. Yeah, and he didn't leave that
I knew.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Or lived there whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
And so he's like go inside then, and I was like, okay,
so I like ran inside. It was one of those
friends you could just come and go like, hey, what's
up mom? You know whatever.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, so I did that.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I ran inside. I could like, I used the bathroom,
came back out and said oh, thank you so much.
And he did end up letting me go. He was
not very kind, but I think he was just being
stern with me and kind of like you need to
slow down.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Hey, he up having the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He could be rude to me if that means I'm
getting out of the ticket, you know what I mean, Like,
I'm not going to be mad about it. Wow, Kate,
that's crazy. Julia Illegal thought.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I would love to rob like a fed Ex truck.
But really, like at Christmas time, every time that my
husband and I see one where like there's our camp.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I mean, I don't know with the amount of the
amount of presents and everything that are in there during
Christmas time, it could be, you know, equal to the
amount of money in a in a Brinks truck.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You're right, And although Ashley, we know you're stealing the toothpaste,
don't like you like a past I'll be scared only reason.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I don't really be stilling like this, Joe, but like
you're gona be in the news, Ashley f l Z.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I do.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
However, I wish my sister Megan was let.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Me see it.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
She's like, I literally call her.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm like, hey, my fingers agating sticky. She's like, Ashley,
don't do it. Let me say she answer.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It is so funny.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's that's our that's our big dream. I don't think
we'll ever go through with it. But you know, if
you see on the news.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, and you want to say this too, no one
actually steals.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No one, no one. You're live on the radio right now.
I'm Megan, don't I call you When I'm in Target,
I'm like, oh god, the two pace is so expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I just want to steal it. And you're like, don't
do it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I told you, Hey, Megan, did young Ashley ever
steal No? I hope no answer.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
She has money, money,
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