December 29, 2025 • 7 mins
What is the most adult thing that you did when you were a kid?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight hundred and four and nine ninety three, ninety three
going to the Joe Show. Let's hang out, We'll have
a ninety three three FLZ and what is the most
adult thing you did as a kid? Joe Show's inaugural cruise,
We're back, We're having fun. I loved it, every single
second of it. I really did.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
When we announced the cruise and we talked about it,
there was some planning that went behind of you know,
what do we do because the show is for families, right,
everything that we do. I really hope that you know
that we want all ages to be able to listen.
I want, you know, five year olds when they're just
kind of really starting to remember things and whatnot, to
(00:39):
look back when they're fifteen and go, oh my god.
I loved when I would go to preschool or whatever
with my mom and she would have The Joe Show on.
I love when someone calls in and they're like, yeah,
my grandkids da da da da da, like old people listening,
Like I love all ages listening. But with the cruise,
we had a conversation and what was brought up was, hey,
(00:59):
this is going to be more adult themed.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We have adult stuff going on. That was the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And then we get into the welcome party and I'm
looking around and I saw an eleven year old Chloe, which,
if she's listening right now, hi, Chloe. Chloe and her
mom went on the cruise and it was so much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
She was such a good sport.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
She consistently raised her hand if we had anything going on,
and she volunteered and she wanted to be a part
of it all. I remember leaving the casino one night
at like midnight, and there's Chloe walking around and her
pj's with her mom, having so much fun. We have
like a group dinner and she was at one of
the tables and everyone's taking shots and she's just there,
(01:54):
laughing around and whatnot. And it made me so happy
to see that, But it also made me go, Chloe's
got to have one of the coolest moms of all time, right, Yeah?
Eight hundred and four oh nine, ninety three, ninety three,
what was that thing you did?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The adult thing you did as a kid.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're like jumping at yeah, because I'm not gonna forget,
because now you're making me think of all the things
that my grandfather had me do when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Like, I shouldn't have been doing great Papa as well,
who let me do?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Think so my grandmother's house, she kind of lived in
an alleyway, so the corner store is literally like maybe
three houses up.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So he would have me go buy him Loosey's. It
was just like a one cigarette. They call him Lucy's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So you would have me go to the corner store.
I would get him cigarettes and then I would play
his numbers for the lottery. I was twelve years old.
I should not have been doing that, and that was
an adult thing, for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I had an uncle one time.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It was a family like, uh, dinner party type of
thing in a restaurant, and my parents had left early
and left him to kind of be like my chaperone,
and he when they left, started to drink a lot.
I was maybe twelve and I drove home. He had
(03:08):
me drive home for him, and he's like, listen, I
dressed just be safe.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You were me.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm going to tell you what speed to drive. Make
sure you drive that speed. I got home. I didn't
hit anything, nothing bad happened.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All was good.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Rachel was three years older than me when she purchased
a car. What do you mean you purchased a car.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, I literally bought a car. So I delivered newspapers
as a kid as my job. I started when I
was eleven years old, and I saved up enough money
that my parents took money out of my bank account
and put a down payment on a two thousand and
three Red Mas de Miata and then I paid a
car a monthly payment each month, and I paid it
(03:48):
off by the time I was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, so big responsibilities for a little kid, But I
did it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Do you have kids now?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No, not yet. I'm gonna install all that same work ethic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I was going to say, when you do, that's going
to be kind of the thing. And then if they
say I don't want to, you're gonna be like I able, You're.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Gonna have to.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I walked up hill on the Liver newspapers, the newspapers.
The route was on the mountain. Yeah right, I love that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I also with the newspaper thing. I was on the
Today Show with Matt Lauer for that too. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Thank god you weren't as office that.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There are a lot of people watching him.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's dead, he's on fire. Thank you. Rachel.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Have a good day.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Christine, Yes, when you were ten years ten years old?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What had you?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
My parents were.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Having a Christmas party with the neighbors next door, and
I noticed there was a lot of adult beverages around
and I was tasting them, and I found this Boone
Farm Strawberry Hill, and I liked it. I thought it
was juice. And the more I liked it, the more
I drank. And then I fell into the Christmas tree,
(05:12):
put the whole Christmas tree down. All the adults were like,
what's going on? And my mom found out that I
had gotten into the Boon's farm and I too. I
drank a whole bottle when I was ten years old.
Holy je I was postric Oh my gosh, Christine.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Did that make you as you got older not want
to drink?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That was the start of it, did Christine.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm gonna move on because we've got the one and
only Chloe on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hi Chloe, exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, Hi cutie.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Did you have fun on the cruise? Yeah? Ass? What
was the best part about the cruise?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What the water slide?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The water slide was pretty awesome, wasn't it, Chloe? So
as you're walking through the casino and everything did you
think to yourself, oh my goodness, I'm around only adults,
or did you kind of like it, like did it
make you want to go back to school or did
it make you want to like grow up and be
an adult?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Glove and adults?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Wow, but you still got time, Chloe. I want to
say something real quick. You genuinely were the most fun
on the cruise, and I and I hope you. I
hope you know that, and I also hope you know
that you literally have like the coolest mom to ever exists. Yeah, hey, mom,
(06:51):
what what was it like when you guys first got
on the cruise?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Did you know that it was going to be mainly adults?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I did, Yeah, I did. I mean it's Margarita Villet see,
of course it was going to be adult.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
But when she when she knew about you know, you
guys going and like a cruise itself that we've never
been on, she was like, we gotta go and I
gotta meet him. And I was like, you know what,
it's a good birthday present for her, So I booked it,
and I mean she had a death time.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So we had a great time with you guys as well.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hey, so next year you guys gonna come with.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Of course, she's already talking about it. She was like,
when's the next one, So like, we're going.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's her birthday party each time.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Ye, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, listen, I think that we're going to start planning
it in about a week.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So we got to get together with everyone that was
on the actual cruise and figure out positives, negatives, and
how big we're going to make it for.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
For next year. Chloe and Mama, we love you, guys,
Eight hundred and four and nine ninety three, ninety three
going to the Joe Show. Let's hang out, We'll have
a ninety three three FLZ and what is the most
adult thing you did as a kid? Joe Show's inaugural cruise,
We're back, We're having fun. I loved it, every single
second of it. I really did.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
When we announced the cruise and we talked about it,
there was some planning that went behind of you know,
what do we do because the show is for families, right,
everything that we do. I really hope that you know
that we want all ages to be able to listen.
I want, you know, five year olds when they're just
kind of really starting to remember things and whatnot, to
(00:39):
look back when they're fifteen and go, oh my god.
I loved when I would go to preschool or whatever
with my mom and she would have The Joe Show on.
I love when someone calls in and they're like, yeah,
my grandkids da da da da da, like old people listening,
Like I love all ages listening. But with the cruise,
we had a conversation and what was brought up was, hey,
(00:59):
this is going to be more adult themed.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We have adult stuff going on. That was the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And then we get into the welcome party and I'm
looking around and I saw an eleven year old Chloe, which,
if she's listening right now, hi, Chloe. Chloe and her
mom went on the cruise and it was so much fun.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
She was such a good sport.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
She consistently raised her hand if we had anything going on,
and she volunteered and she wanted to be a part
of it all. I remember leaving the casino one night
at like midnight, and there's Chloe walking around and her
pj's with her mom, having so much fun. We have
like a group dinner and she was at one of
the tables and everyone's taking shots and she's just there,
(01:54):
laughing around and whatnot. And it made me so happy
to see that, But it also made me go, Chloe's
got to have one of the coolest moms of all time, right, Yeah?
Eight hundred and four oh nine, ninety three, ninety three,
what was that thing you did?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The adult thing you did as a kid.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're like jumping at yeah, because I'm not gonna forget,
because now you're making me think of all the things
that my grandfather had me do when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Like, I shouldn't have been doing great Papa as well,
who let me do?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Think so my grandmother's house, she kind of lived in
an alleyway, so the corner store is literally like maybe
three houses up.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So he would have me go buy him Loosey's. It
was just like a one cigarette. They call him Lucy's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So you would have me go to the corner store.
I would get him cigarettes and then I would play
his numbers for the lottery. I was twelve years old.
I should not have been doing that, and that was
an adult thing, for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I had an uncle one time.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It was a family like, uh, dinner party type of
thing in a restaurant, and my parents had left early
and left him to kind of be like my chaperone,
and he when they left, started to drink a lot.
I was maybe twelve and I drove home. He had
(03:08):
me drive home for him, and he's like, listen, I
dressed just be safe.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You were me.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm going to tell you what speed to drive. Make
sure you drive that speed. I got home. I didn't
hit anything, nothing bad happened.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All was good.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Rachel was three years older than me when she purchased
a car. What do you mean you purchased a car.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, I literally bought a car. So I delivered newspapers
as a kid as my job. I started when I
was eleven years old, and I saved up enough money
that my parents took money out of my bank account
and put a down payment on a two thousand and
three Red Mas de Miata and then I paid a
car a monthly payment each month, and I paid it
(03:48):
off by the time I was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, so big responsibilities for a little kid, But I
did it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Do you have kids now?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No, not yet. I'm gonna install all that same work ethic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I was going to say, when you do, that's going
to be kind of the thing. And then if they
say I don't want to, you're gonna be like I able, You're.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Gonna have to.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I walked up hill on the Liver newspapers, the newspapers.
The route was on the mountain. Yeah right, I love that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I also with the newspaper thing. I was on the
Today Show with Matt Lauer for that too. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Thank god you weren't as office that.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There are a lot of people watching him.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's dead, he's on fire. Thank you. Rachel.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Have a good day.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Christine, Yes, when you were ten years ten years old?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What had you?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
My parents were.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Having a Christmas party with the neighbors next door, and
I noticed there was a lot of adult beverages around
and I was tasting them, and I found this Boone
Farm Strawberry Hill, and I liked it. I thought it
was juice. And the more I liked it, the more
I drank. And then I fell into the Christmas tree,
(05:12):
put the whole Christmas tree down. All the adults were like,
what's going on? And my mom found out that I
had gotten into the Boon's farm and I too. I
drank a whole bottle when I was ten years old.
Holy je I was postric Oh my gosh, Christine.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Did that make you as you got older not want
to drink?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That was the start of it, did Christine.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm gonna move on because we've got the one and
only Chloe on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hi Chloe, exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, Hi cutie.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Did you have fun on the cruise? Yeah? Ass? What
was the best part about the cruise?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What the water slide?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The water slide was pretty awesome, wasn't it, Chloe? So
as you're walking through the casino and everything did you
think to yourself, oh my goodness, I'm around only adults,
or did you kind of like it, like did it
make you want to go back to school or did
it make you want to like grow up and be
an adult?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Glove and adults?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Wow, but you still got time, Chloe. I want to
say something real quick. You genuinely were the most fun
on the cruise, and I and I hope you. I
hope you know that, and I also hope you know
that you literally have like the coolest mom to ever exists. Yeah, hey, mom,
(06:51):
what what was it like when you guys first got
on the cruise?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Did you know that it was going to be mainly adults?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I did, Yeah, I did. I mean it's Margarita Villet see,
of course it was going to be adult.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
But when she when she knew about you know, you
guys going and like a cruise itself that we've never
been on, she was like, we gotta go and I
gotta meet him. And I was like, you know what,
it's a good birthday present for her, So I booked it,
and I mean she had a death time.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So we had a great time with you guys as well.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hey, so next year you guys gonna come with.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Of course, she's already talking about it. She was like,
when's the next one, So like, we're going.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's her birthday party each time.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Ye, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, listen, I think that we're going to start planning
it in about a week.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So we got to get together with everyone that was
on the actual cruise and figure out positives, negatives, and
how big we're going to make it for.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
For next year. Chloe and Mama, we love you, guys,
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