December 30, 2025 • 8 mins
Jed is sick and tired of kids all over the country getting this particular haircut..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
See. And this is where I get worried that they
were being too mean when we talk about these things.
We're live on ninety three to three fl Z, and
another person got a broccoli haircut. Now, if I could grow,
if I could grow my hair like that, no, you
would not. Yes, I would absolutely volume in my hair.
I'd be woke up looking for the brocol That'd be me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're too over that at a certain age. You got
to stop that haircut.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What haircut we've got and the reason why we're gonna
do it? Right now? They are in a meeting right now, right,
I think? So? Yeah, okay, So we've got a new
coworker of ours. He's young. Okay, by young, I mean
what's John's age? Pretty much fresh out of college, like
a year or two out of college? If that so
like Terry's age. He's got one of them broccoli haircuts.
(00:51):
And it is really frustrating.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Jed.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, I just I've never to me, just looks very unprofessional.
And that's easy for me to say because I have
like the I'm professional hair right now, I look like
I'm about to go on a hippie trip.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But you cannot be wearing a broccoli haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm looking at the settle now.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, after a certain age, dude, it's just you can't
do it anymore. I'm sorry, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He think he looks so fly. He does. He's a
very handsome gentleman. I'll give him that, But this haircut.
And I didn't realize how much I disliked it until
Jed brought it up. It just looks like a mop
on your head. I don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It, Joe. I know, for after.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Twelve, No, after thirteen years old, you gotta stop it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, I would say, after like twenty one. You can
get away with that haircut in college. You can't get
away with that haircut in the workplace.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I'm not trying to say like all guys with
this haircut are douchebags, but it seems like this is
a douchebag haircut. Sorry, sorry if I'm offending anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm trying to pull this guy up real quick. Let
me see Monday. See he looks like a slick kid,
he looks sick, he looks good. Yeah, him down.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I just pulled up this email.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So which one are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, there's two of them. One's very nice looking looking.
You think he's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Say, go set that up. He set it up.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I wonder how tall he is. He's got a nice name.
When I look at this guy, I see him hanging
on Soho T shirt off or running down Bay short
T shirt off? Wait on what.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
He's based out of the Sarasota office.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's good. Terry doesn't want to be around guys all
the time. She's like, sometime I need my space facts
see and how far is that drive? Like an hour?
Maybe forty five? Yeah, maybe forty five minutes. So if
you really want them.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I like this other guy, Matt. You're looking guys. Yeah,
the one guy is very handsome.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not gonna lie mad kind of look Ai is
he not looking?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He got a new coworker. It looks a little bit like.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like I don't know, it looks like some character Joe put.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It looks like eye robot was made into you. Jesus,
hold on, I just actually clicked on it. That dude
is a I can't put it on Twitch. I know
that you can, like, look at my computer on Twitch.
I cannot put someone else's picture on it. Maybe we
can ask him one day.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The comment studio if he's even real, his eyes are
too perfect?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Got it? How the hell did that even have?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That guy real? He's a new sales guy that's selling.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Uh. I don't know. Listen, I I think that these
guys got cooler haircuts than I had. I don't think so.
Was the haircut the Nazi youth one? It was? It
was the Hitler youth. It was the I looked like
I was in an military. It looked like I was
enlistening into the Nazi regime.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Look.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That was the haircut people were rocking. When I was
like the buzz cut, I was like, oh yeah. Jet
looked like he was a skinhead. Jet looked like he
he No. You looked like if we were in prison,
we'd be hanging out because we have common likes and dislikes.
You look like your favorite word ends with an E R.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I like your haircut now, Joe, and I think you
should put you know, Kim Kuzmano, her son Luky puts
the two little slashes on the side of his hair.
I think you should do that. I don't put a
design in the air.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
What is it? A racing straight?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, never do anything fun with your hair, put a
design in there, put mickey.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
At some point, you got to stop doing that stuff
to your hair, you know, unless you're a professional athlete.
I think like twenty five is.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
When it just den I say, I just saw somebody
put a heart in theirs.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's so disgusting. That's crazy work a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm pretty sure he's like thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nine way too that guy. That guy's time past fifteen
years ago. Someone's gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
See, you look at this, Jessica, Your ten year old
has a broccoli haircut.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Acceptable.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I didn't know what broccoli haircut until y'all show and
I said, oh my god, what is this? So I
looked it up and I was like, I think my
son has this, and I asked him, I said, what
kind of haircut do you have? And he goes, broccoli
haircut and I said, stop, Oh Gord, it's not bad.
It's not bad because my son has always had long hair,
(05:18):
and after his baby hair was gone, it came back
curly instead of straight, like I have curly hair. So
it's it's actually beautiful if you maintain it. Not in
the morning though it looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I am so jealous. I have hair envy. If I
could have any hair, it would be curly, luscious, thick volume. Miss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm gonna get you that wig. I'm going to get you.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my god, you need a wig.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I might need want at some point. And if I do,
I'm coming back hair.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Get his hair and put it on your hair.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I just don't get why Jed's hating on it. I
think Jed's hating on it because he can't have it. No, can't,
can't have it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I would rather have long hair and look like a
hippie than have a haircut. Can be like a college
student who doesn't look like you can make it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can I be honest more of a mullet guy.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm a mullet guy. I lived for the mullet at
one point in time, Jessica, Wait.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A second, he did have a mullet.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
When people do broccoli over the mullet though.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, and guess what I got rid of the mullets?
Can I be honest with your hair now? It is?
It's it's like it doesn't know where to go. What
you ever noticed that? Yeah, Jessica, it's it's confused.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Like I do half a.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it's kind of like like, it's like a ninja
haircut almost. Should you ever seen the ninjas like Samurai
Jack how it would be long, but it would be
long in the back and then you'd have a ponytail
up top. Yeah, like yes, yeah, you could have that
hair right now. Anyone got a hair You can even do.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The two strand twist like me. You should get twist
like me.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And thank you, Jessica, you're the best. Actually, that's what
we call cultural appropriation. Michelle, you're what what? How?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I miss that you just get hair like me and
just twist it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's not a cultural appropriation. Jed, you're Jamaican. Yam yahm
hey real real bad man. Hey, Michelle, Yes, it's called
the lama haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes, I don't know where. I don't want to say
where I'm from because I have a lot of clients
that listen to your radio station.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But yes, it's a lama cut.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
To me, if you pull up a lama, I hate it.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I hate it. I cannot wait to stop doing I've
been doing hair for thirty three years and it's just
it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Because you just said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Broccoli cut, I'm like, no, it's the lama cut.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hey, question for you, what is then, thirty years of
being a hairstylist, what is the worst haircut in your
thirty years?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The Lama cut. I still know I had, you know
where the shades on the side, the HS, the Lama cut.
She's like, yeah, actually there's Alma cut.
See. And this is where I get worried that they
were being too mean when we talk about these things.
We're live on ninety three to three fl Z, and
another person got a broccoli haircut. Now, if I could grow,
if I could grow my hair like that, no, you
would not. Yes, I would absolutely volume in my hair.
I'd be woke up looking for the brocol That'd be me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're too over that at a certain age. You got
to stop that haircut.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What haircut we've got and the reason why we're gonna
do it? Right now? They are in a meeting right now, right,
I think? So? Yeah, okay, So we've got a new
coworker of ours. He's young. Okay, by young, I mean
what's John's age? Pretty much fresh out of college, like
a year or two out of college? If that so
like Terry's age. He's got one of them broccoli haircuts.
(00:51):
And it is really frustrating.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Jed.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, I just I've never to me, just looks very unprofessional.
And that's easy for me to say because I have
like the I'm professional hair right now, I look like
I'm about to go on a hippie trip.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But you cannot be wearing a broccoli haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm looking at the settle now.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, after a certain age, dude, it's just you can't
do it anymore. I'm sorry, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He think he looks so fly. He does. He's a
very handsome gentleman. I'll give him that, But this haircut.
And I didn't realize how much I disliked it until
Jed brought it up. It just looks like a mop
on your head. I don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It, Joe. I know, for after.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Twelve, No, after thirteen years old, you gotta stop it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, I would say, after like twenty one. You can
get away with that haircut in college. You can't get
away with that haircut in the workplace.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I'm not trying to say like all guys with
this haircut are douchebags, but it seems like this is
a douchebag haircut. Sorry, sorry if I'm offending anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm trying to pull this guy up real quick. Let
me see Monday. See he looks like a slick kid,
he looks sick, he looks good. Yeah, him down.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I just pulled up this email.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So which one are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, there's two of them. One's very nice looking looking.
You think he's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Say, go set that up. He set it up.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I wonder how tall he is. He's got a nice name.
When I look at this guy, I see him hanging
on Soho T shirt off or running down Bay short
T shirt off? Wait on what.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
He's based out of the Sarasota office.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's good. Terry doesn't want to be around guys all
the time. She's like, sometime I need my space facts
see and how far is that drive? Like an hour?
Maybe forty five? Yeah, maybe forty five minutes. So if
you really want them.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I like this other guy, Matt. You're looking guys. Yeah,
the one guy is very handsome.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not gonna lie mad kind of look Ai is
he not looking?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He got a new coworker. It looks a little bit like.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like I don't know, it looks like some character Joe put.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It looks like eye robot was made into you. Jesus,
hold on, I just actually clicked on it. That dude
is a I can't put it on Twitch. I know
that you can, like, look at my computer on Twitch.
I cannot put someone else's picture on it. Maybe we
can ask him one day.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The comment studio if he's even real, his eyes are
too perfect?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Got it? How the hell did that even have?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That guy real? He's a new sales guy that's selling.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Uh. I don't know. Listen, I I think that these
guys got cooler haircuts than I had. I don't think so.
Was the haircut the Nazi youth one? It was? It
was the Hitler youth. It was the I looked like
I was in an military. It looked like I was
enlistening into the Nazi regime.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Look.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That was the haircut people were rocking. When I was
like the buzz cut, I was like, oh yeah. Jet
looked like he was a skinhead. Jet looked like he
he No. You looked like if we were in prison,
we'd be hanging out because we have common likes and dislikes.
You look like your favorite word ends with an E R.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I like your haircut now, Joe, and I think you
should put you know, Kim Kuzmano, her son Luky puts
the two little slashes on the side of his hair.
I think you should do that. I don't put a
design in the air.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
What is it? A racing straight?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, never do anything fun with your hair, put a
design in there, put mickey.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
At some point, you got to stop doing that stuff
to your hair, you know, unless you're a professional athlete.
I think like twenty five is.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
When it just den I say, I just saw somebody
put a heart in theirs.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's so disgusting. That's crazy work a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm pretty sure he's like thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nine way too that guy. That guy's time past fifteen
years ago. Someone's gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
See, you look at this, Jessica, Your ten year old
has a broccoli haircut.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Acceptable.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I didn't know what broccoli haircut until y'all show and
I said, oh my god, what is this? So I
looked it up and I was like, I think my
son has this, and I asked him, I said, what
kind of haircut do you have? And he goes, broccoli
haircut and I said, stop, Oh Gord, it's not bad.
It's not bad because my son has always had long hair,
(05:18):
and after his baby hair was gone, it came back
curly instead of straight, like I have curly hair. So
it's it's actually beautiful if you maintain it. Not in
the morning though it looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I am so jealous. I have hair envy. If I
could have any hair, it would be curly, luscious, thick volume. Miss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm gonna get you that wig. I'm going to get you.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my god, you need a wig.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I might need want at some point. And if I do,
I'm coming back hair.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Get his hair and put it on your hair.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I just don't get why Jed's hating on it. I
think Jed's hating on it because he can't have it. No, can't,
can't have it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I would rather have long hair and look like a
hippie than have a haircut. Can be like a college
student who doesn't look like you can make it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can I be honest more of a mullet guy.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm a mullet guy. I lived for the mullet at
one point in time, Jessica, Wait.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A second, he did have a mullet.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
When people do broccoli over the mullet though.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, and guess what I got rid of the mullets?
Can I be honest with your hair now? It is?
It's it's like it doesn't know where to go. What
you ever noticed that? Yeah, Jessica, it's it's confused.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Like I do half a.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it's kind of like like, it's like a ninja
haircut almost. Should you ever seen the ninjas like Samurai
Jack how it would be long, but it would be
long in the back and then you'd have a ponytail
up top. Yeah, like yes, yeah, you could have that
hair right now. Anyone got a hair You can even do.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The two strand twist like me. You should get twist
like me.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And thank you, Jessica, you're the best. Actually, that's what
we call cultural appropriation. Michelle, you're what what? How?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I miss that you just get hair like me and
just twist it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's not a cultural appropriation. Jed, you're Jamaican. Yam yahm
hey real real bad man. Hey, Michelle, Yes, it's called
the lama haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes, I don't know where. I don't want to say
where I'm from because I have a lot of clients
that listen to your radio station.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But yes, it's a lama cut.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
To me, if you pull up a lama, I hate it.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I hate it. I cannot wait to stop doing I've
been doing hair for thirty three years and it's just
it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Because you just said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Broccoli cut, I'm like, no, it's the lama cut.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hey, question for you, what is then, thirty years of
being a hairstylist, what is the worst haircut in your
thirty years?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The Lama cut. I still know I had, you know
where the shades on the side, the HS, the Lama cut.
She's like, yeah, actually there's Alma cut.
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