December 29, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three three fl Z. Welcome to the Joe Show,
Welcome to the party. You come on into our house
and hang out with that. We do have rules, though,
we have rules at our house. Now we don't you
get to just hang out with us. Ashley, though, says
that there should be rules at homes eight hundred and
four O nine ninety three ninety three. You should not
(00:21):
do blank at someone else's house. What is that blank?
Fill in the blank? A little mad libs for us
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So I was at a friend's house over the weekend
and she invited a lot of people over. And she's
someone who's like me, when you come in, please take
your shoes off. And these people just walked in with
their muddy shoes. I'm like, you cannot do that at
someone else's home. And I know that I would not
do that, But I also know I would not go
number two in someone's bathroom. When I left the club Saturday,
(00:48):
you know, had a little liquor, and when you drink
and you gotta do it number two, it just comes
all out. And I was like, no, I would just
have to wait until I get home because I am
not going number two in someone else's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Absolutely not. I can't even tell you the last time
I used the bathroom in someone's home. I will not
do it. That's a lie. I actually did. Now that
I think about it, I know the last time I
did it was at our boss Tommy's house. I was
going to stay longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I thought. The last time you use the bathroom at
somebody else's house was when you were over at my place.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Why do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Because you're like, where's the bathroom and where's the towels?
Because I didn't have any towels in that I to
give you a gate oray towel.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Why did you need a towell? Well, sometimes you gotta
you know, you gotta wash your hands right anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I use the bathroom at Tommy's house. I usethroom
the bathroom in Tommy's house. I use the bathroom at
Tommy's house. And you had a towel to no I need.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, I didn't do it. No, I didn't. Sometimes sometimes
sometimes you go and then you want to you didn't
hear the shower. Sometimes you gotta rinse off a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Day.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you actually was that? I can't do that? Somebody
I washed it.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I and then you use the hand towel for the
other people, and other people you can't do someone's face
towels to wipe your bottom.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, that's a That's my aunt Julie, when I was
a kid, got me a towel that on one side
said face on the other said but I always thought
that that was a really funny towel.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, but that you know, I'm gonna start coming up
with house rules for Joe now because this is insane.
He literally cleaned his butt that hand towel. I had
other people in the house that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Were used as a clean heine because I because I
rinsed it off so it was just like drying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You're still getting.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Paper that hand towel. Aaron Jacobson used that hand towel. Well, Katie,
I feel bad about Aaron used that towel too. I'm
not worried about Aaron or Aaron and Sean and I
am swap spit A.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I know we've kissed, But wiping your butt that's
where I draw the line.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What what will you not do at people's homes like
I I I don't like when I have people over
at all, So I just don't like it. No, I
don't like having people over who won't take their shoes off.
That does bother me.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I get's a good one stand when people are really
rude and they ask for leftovers. So perfect example was
when a couple of months ago I host a UFC event.
Joe his girlfriend Alyssa came over and everything was great,
but one of the guys who were kind of acquaintances
with and golfed with a few times, Blake, was wild.
He was asking to take home pizza and to take
(03:54):
home chicken tenders, and that to me is just like
he offered it, he got he offered it.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Don't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Also, I really cannot stand people who have the volume
who control the volume like it's my house. I want
to control the volume, and there's got to be consensus
from everybody on how louder soft the noise is going
to be.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And that's great, and then we.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Have set I mean, God bless him, but Kirk, one
of our friends who was with us, kept turning on
the volume up and I'm like, dude, we have neighbors
upstairs in the volumes at like nineties seventy And then
you just hear Joe Rogan on to know him, Oh
my God, to find me. And then my neighbors. I
don't even know what they're thinking at this point. So
no loudness, no leftovers, And honestly, I don't mind the
(04:38):
shoes because I have to clean anyway, because I got
eight people in my house anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
My pharmacist Brett, who I got to see yesterday. That
was fun. Hey Brett. You will leave parties, You will
leave dinner parties. You will leave a person's home just
because you got to go to the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I don't want to, you know, stink up the bathroom,
but you know doing that, So I'll just go home,
like I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know what, the worst time to go to the
bathroom is when you're dating someone and you like go
over to there. It is the worst. It is the worst.
So that's another one where you you kind of want
to turn on the shower because you don't want.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Them to like hear anything, you know what I mean,
for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, we can't have that happens. I love your bread,
Lindsay had in holiday people have gone over to your
home and gone to your fridge.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yes. So when I was in college, I had a
friend who would always come over to my place starving.
And I'm a broke college kid at the time. And
you go in my fridge and just drink like two
gallons of milk. He's taking my bread.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
One you've got two gallons of milk, and two he's
drinking all the gallons of milk.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
He's a big milk guy. And so you might have
to start bringing your own snacks. And so he started
coming over to my house with a duffel bag full
of bread and milk so that he wouldn't eat.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
My crap.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Milk like wonder bread.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yeah, just whitebread, like he loves.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I gotta get all right, this is the new thing.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I gotta get
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This
Ninety three three fl Z. Welcome to the Joe Show,
Welcome to the party. You come on into our house
and hang out with that. We do have rules, though,
we have rules at our house. Now we don't you
get to just hang out with us. Ashley, though, says
that there should be rules at homes eight hundred and
four O nine ninety three ninety three. You should not
(00:21):
do blank at someone else's house. What is that blank?
Fill in the blank? A little mad libs for us
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So I was at a friend's house over the weekend
and she invited a lot of people over. And she's
someone who's like me, when you come in, please take
your shoes off. And these people just walked in with
their muddy shoes. I'm like, you cannot do that at
someone else's home. And I know that I would not
do that, But I also know I would not go
number two in someone's bathroom. When I left the club Saturday,
(00:48):
you know, had a little liquor, and when you drink
and you gotta do it number two, it just comes
all out. And I was like, no, I would just
have to wait until I get home because I am
not going number two in someone else's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Absolutely not. I can't even tell you the last time
I used the bathroom in someone's home. I will not
do it. That's a lie. I actually did. Now that
I think about it, I know the last time I
did it was at our boss Tommy's house. I was
going to stay longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I thought. The last time you use the bathroom at
somebody else's house was when you were over at my place.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Why do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Because you're like, where's the bathroom and where's the towels?
Because I didn't have any towels in that I to
give you a gate oray towel.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Why did you need a towell? Well, sometimes you gotta
you know, you gotta wash your hands right anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I use the bathroom at Tommy's house. I usethroom
the bathroom in Tommy's house. I use the bathroom at
Tommy's house. And you had a towel to no I need.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, I didn't do it. No, I didn't. Sometimes sometimes
sometimes you go and then you want to you didn't
hear the shower. Sometimes you gotta rinse off a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Day.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you actually was that? I can't do that? Somebody
I washed it.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I and then you use the hand towel for the
other people, and other people you can't do someone's face
towels to wipe your bottom.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, that's a That's my aunt Julie, when I was
a kid, got me a towel that on one side
said face on the other said but I always thought
that that was a really funny towel.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, but that you know, I'm gonna start coming up
with house rules for Joe now because this is insane.
He literally cleaned his butt that hand towel. I had
other people in the house that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Were used as a clean heine because I because I
rinsed it off so it was just like drying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You're still getting.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Paper that hand towel. Aaron Jacobson used that hand towel. Well, Katie,
I feel bad about Aaron used that towel too. I'm
not worried about Aaron or Aaron and Sean and I
am swap spit A.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I know we've kissed, But wiping your butt that's
where I draw the line.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What what will you not do at people's homes like
I I I don't like when I have people over
at all, So I just don't like it. No, I
don't like having people over who won't take their shoes off.
That does bother me.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I get's a good one stand when people are really
rude and they ask for leftovers. So perfect example was
when a couple of months ago I host a UFC event.
Joe his girlfriend Alyssa came over and everything was great,
but one of the guys who were kind of acquaintances
with and golfed with a few times, Blake, was wild.
He was asking to take home pizza and to take
(03:54):
home chicken tenders, and that to me is just like
he offered it, he got he offered it.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Don't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Also, I really cannot stand people who have the volume
who control the volume like it's my house. I want
to control the volume, and there's got to be consensus
from everybody on how louder soft the noise is going
to be.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And that's great, and then we.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Have set I mean, God bless him, but Kirk, one
of our friends who was with us, kept turning on
the volume up and I'm like, dude, we have neighbors
upstairs in the volumes at like nineties seventy And then
you just hear Joe Rogan on to know him, Oh
my God, to find me. And then my neighbors. I
don't even know what they're thinking at this point. So
no loudness, no leftovers, And honestly, I don't mind the
(04:38):
shoes because I have to clean anyway, because I got
eight people in my house anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
My pharmacist Brett, who I got to see yesterday. That
was fun. Hey Brett. You will leave parties, You will
leave dinner parties. You will leave a person's home just
because you got to go to the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I don't want to, you know, stink up the bathroom,
but you know doing that, So I'll just go home,
like I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know what, the worst time to go to the
bathroom is when you're dating someone and you like go
over to there. It is the worst. It is the worst.
So that's another one where you you kind of want
to turn on the shower because you don't want.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Them to like hear anything, you know what I mean,
for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, we can't have that happens. I love your bread,
Lindsay had in holiday people have gone over to your
home and gone to your fridge.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yes. So when I was in college, I had a
friend who would always come over to my place starving.
And I'm a broke college kid at the time. And
you go in my fridge and just drink like two
gallons of milk. He's taking my bread.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
One you've got two gallons of milk, and two he's
drinking all the gallons of milk.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
He's a big milk guy. And so you might have
to start bringing your own snacks. And so he started
coming over to my house with a duffel bag full
of bread and milk so that he wouldn't eat.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
My crap.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Milk like wonder bread.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yeah, just whitebread, like he loves.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I gotta get all right, this is the new thing.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I gotta get
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This
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