December 19, 2025 • 8 mins
Joe's mom took a flight down from Michigan down to Florida when they found out a person had snuck an exotic animal onto the flight... and they had to turn the plane around?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The base number one and only hit music channel ninety
three to three fl Z.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
My mom is now in town, which is super cool,
very very excited that I got to go to dinner
with my mom last night. And she almost actually didn't
get into town. She had a flight and before they
even took off the head to TPA, they had to
go back to the gate and they announced that someone
(00:29):
on the plane had snuck an exotic animal onto the plane.
That person, I guess, but the flight attendant told everyone
on the flight was that person is now on a
no fly list if what happened is true. They snuck
(00:50):
an exotic animal in their backpack, which I don't understand
how you got that past TSA, but they said it
was like a little like lemur.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my god, from I mean yours, Yeah, your mom,
But your mom's coming from Michigan to Florida, So it's like, how,
I don't even know that's wild? But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
I want to know what did you sneak on a plane?
We'll use a fake name. I want to know what
you snuck onto the plane. My uncle used to always
sneak alcohol bottles on. He would always tell me that, hey,
(01:32):
if you put bottles in your sock, they won't see
the little shooters. Yeah, He's like, it's not a metal bottle,
it's a glass bottle. The alarm won't go off.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And in some cases it's plastic, so they can't detect
plastic either.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He said.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He said, though, he said, you gotta go through the
TSA pre check line because they don't do the body scan. Interesting, yeah,
he said, I've never gone through the body scan, so
I'm not sure if it can detect that, but it
can't on the old fashioned.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Metal detect Yeah. Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The other one was and this was, you know, my
my uncle likes to drink. He said that he would
get I suppose I didn't know this, did you? Did
you know when you get like drug tested. I knew
that people use fake urine, but there are like bags
and fake like wieners.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That you put on the side of the side of
your leg. He would fill that up with alcohol, and
he wouldad, oh God, and then so then too, when
he would get the alcohol he'd got, he'd go to
the bathroom and he'd go to the urine of and
he'd pull out the fake wiener and he'd put.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It in At the airport if.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Someone was peking, I'd be like, why is that guy
pein and a cup of drinking?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh god, that's a great gag though, I get that video.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hey Amber, good morning, Good morning Amber. What would you
sneak on a plane?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Did you sneak something on a plane?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It technically I didn't sneak it, but it looked pretty bad.
But it was a giant bag of sea salt. So
going through security, they definitely caught at you know, saw
that and made me, uh, get it scanned and tested
for drugs. But it was just salt. But it was
a bad choice.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Why bring the sea salt? What made like? Did you
buy it at a I don't know, a sea salt factory?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I was visiting my family and she my mom is
crazy about like health stuff, and she's like, this is
the best sea salt. You gotta try it, And I
was like, all right, mom. So I threw it in
my bag not thinking about it. And then when I
was going through security, they're like, ma'am, so that bag
assault didn't look too good, but I swore I was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Just so how do how does that do they?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is that what they're doing when they rub like the
the that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They're checking for drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, they're rubbing like stuff on there. I guess that
like will change color. I don't know what happens if
it's you know, drug residue. But I was like, oh
my god, it's just so when I was lapping and
I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It turns blue. That's positive for like cocaine or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I know that from Cops because in Cops and it's
actually happened on an episode recently over in Hillsboro. Uh,
they had like the little thing where they take the
bag and the guy who's like, it's.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Just salt man, it's just salt man, and then they
doesn't if they chuck it up and it turned like
you're going to jail, Amber, lay off the cocaine, will do?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Amber?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You're the best. Thank you for calling in.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We love you, Hey John, what did you sneak on
the plane?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
So I always leave a middle bar opener in my wall,
and no matter what I do, I always forget.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That it's my wallet and it'll like.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
While I go through TSA and they'll like, Frank, look
through my stuff, but they'll never find it. And then
I don't remember until the gate that I'm like, oh,
I'm a bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So so they've never seen it or anything. Have you
guys ever seen someone accidentally have a pocket knife on them?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah? And they act like it's no big deal. They're like, oh,
moves And meanwhile you look at it, Joe, and it's
probably like three or four inches long, like a Swiss
army knife. I'm like, bro, you could do some damage
with that. Why would you ever bring that on a
carry on? Well?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think that people don't realize, like, I mean, I
don't have a pocket knife or anything like that, but
like you ever like accidentally have like.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A bottle of water in your backpack? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, so like if you accidentally do that, I mean,
I guess you can make accidents. I think nick wise,
I think he was a pocket knife with him, but
he he had something that was accidentally in his backpack.
We'll talk to you later, John, Stephanie High, Hey, good morning.
Oh Jesus go ahead and tell you go ahead and
tell everyone your story.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh I know, right, Okay, So we were flying me and
my husband were flying back from his dad's funeral and
his dad got cremated and he was so upset, so
we put him in the in his carry on and
it was going through the security thing and they thought
it was like a big rock because they were like,
why do you why are you taking this big rock
(06:30):
on the plane And he was so upset and distraught,
he was like, that's my dad.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Did they apologize after that, No, they made him take
it out and show it to you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I mean, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's when you keep a little bit of sand in
your bag too, and you show them and then you
have the sand in your hand and you go and
get right in their face and they think, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
We like we could do like a magic trick and
be like boom and then yes, throw it down.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Now we're thinking, Stephanie, love you and thanks for having
a good sense of humor.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
All right, love you guys, love you, Love.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You more, We love you more.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Okay, all right, perfect, We can end it with this
because Jason did have a pocket knife. What happened when
you had the pocket knife on you guys?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Love you guys first time?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Tall ye.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Jason, Yeah, I've been uh, I've been watching you. I've
been I've been listening to you, guys, but probably like five.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Years or so.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh no, way, I love it.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Well, thank you before you got all serious with your missus.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But but yeah, anyways, we're going to Vermont, so me
and the wife and uh, yeah, she had a pocket
knife on her. We're going through TSA pre and her
bags getting h taken and they go through all of
her stuff and she takes out a pocket knife and
uh and that wasn't the first time we went to
Disney and she forgot she had something on her too. Jesus,
(07:54):
Yeah right, Uh, quite the experience for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
With that happening. Do you loose your t s A
pre check?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
No, they just take the knife and send you on
your way. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Thank god. What was it with Disney? What did you
accidentally have on Disney? No?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yeah, no, she had another pocket knife way and you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
throw away she just had.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
She just kept buying, you know, new ones, and you know,
kept getting thrown away.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So I'm going, well, Jason, thank you for finally calling
in and calling more often.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I will Yeah, I don't love you, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Love you more, Jason, thank you so much. One more,
one more time with the trumpet for Jason.
The base number one and only hit music channel ninety
three to three fl Z.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
My mom is now in town, which is super cool,
very very excited that I got to go to dinner
with my mom last night. And she almost actually didn't
get into town. She had a flight and before they
even took off the head to TPA, they had to
go back to the gate and they announced that someone
(00:29):
on the plane had snuck an exotic animal onto the plane.
That person, I guess, but the flight attendant told everyone
on the flight was that person is now on a
no fly list if what happened is true. They snuck
(00:50):
an exotic animal in their backpack, which I don't understand
how you got that past TSA, but they said it
was like a little like lemur.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my god, from I mean yours, Yeah, your mom,
But your mom's coming from Michigan to Florida, So it's like, how,
I don't even know that's wild? But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
I want to know what did you sneak on a plane?
We'll use a fake name. I want to know what
you snuck onto the plane. My uncle used to always
sneak alcohol bottles on. He would always tell me that, hey,
(01:32):
if you put bottles in your sock, they won't see
the little shooters. Yeah, He's like, it's not a metal bottle,
it's a glass bottle. The alarm won't go off.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And in some cases it's plastic, so they can't detect
plastic either.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He said.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He said, though, he said, you gotta go through the
TSA pre check line because they don't do the body scan. Interesting, yeah,
he said, I've never gone through the body scan, so
I'm not sure if it can detect that, but it
can't on the old fashioned.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Metal detect Yeah. Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The other one was and this was, you know, my
my uncle likes to drink. He said that he would
get I suppose I didn't know this, did you? Did
you know when you get like drug tested. I knew
that people use fake urine, but there are like bags
and fake like wieners.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That you put on the side of the side of
your leg. He would fill that up with alcohol, and
he wouldad, oh God, and then so then too, when
he would get the alcohol he'd got, he'd go to
the bathroom and he'd go to the urine of and
he'd pull out the fake wiener and he'd put.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It in At the airport if.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Someone was peking, I'd be like, why is that guy
pein and a cup of drinking?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh god, that's a great gag though, I get that video.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hey Amber, good morning, Good morning Amber. What would you
sneak on a plane?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Did you sneak something on a plane?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It technically I didn't sneak it, but it looked pretty bad.
But it was a giant bag of sea salt. So
going through security, they definitely caught at you know, saw
that and made me, uh, get it scanned and tested
for drugs. But it was just salt. But it was
a bad choice.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Why bring the sea salt? What made like? Did you
buy it at a I don't know, a sea salt factory?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I was visiting my family and she my mom is
crazy about like health stuff, and she's like, this is
the best sea salt. You gotta try it, And I
was like, all right, mom. So I threw it in
my bag not thinking about it. And then when I
was going through security, they're like, ma'am, so that bag
assault didn't look too good, but I swore I was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Just so how do how does that do they?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is that what they're doing when they rub like the
the that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They're checking for drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, they're rubbing like stuff on there. I guess that
like will change color. I don't know what happens if
it's you know, drug residue. But I was like, oh
my god, it's just so when I was lapping and
I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It turns blue. That's positive for like cocaine or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I know that from Cops because in Cops and it's
actually happened on an episode recently over in Hillsboro. Uh,
they had like the little thing where they take the
bag and the guy who's like, it's.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Just salt man, it's just salt man, and then they
doesn't if they chuck it up and it turned like
you're going to jail, Amber, lay off the cocaine, will do?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Amber?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You're the best. Thank you for calling in.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We love you, Hey John, what did you sneak on
the plane?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
So I always leave a middle bar opener in my wall,
and no matter what I do, I always forget.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That it's my wallet and it'll like.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
While I go through TSA and they'll like, Frank, look
through my stuff, but they'll never find it. And then
I don't remember until the gate that I'm like, oh,
I'm a bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So so they've never seen it or anything. Have you
guys ever seen someone accidentally have a pocket knife on them?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah? And they act like it's no big deal. They're like, oh,
moves And meanwhile you look at it, Joe, and it's
probably like three or four inches long, like a Swiss
army knife. I'm like, bro, you could do some damage
with that. Why would you ever bring that on a
carry on? Well?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think that people don't realize, like, I mean, I
don't have a pocket knife or anything like that, but
like you ever like accidentally have like.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
A bottle of water in your backpack? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, so like if you accidentally do that, I mean,
I guess you can make accidents. I think nick wise,
I think he was a pocket knife with him, but
he he had something that was accidentally in his backpack.
We'll talk to you later, John, Stephanie High, Hey, good morning.
Oh Jesus go ahead and tell you go ahead and
tell everyone your story.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh I know, right, Okay, So we were flying me and
my husband were flying back from his dad's funeral and
his dad got cremated and he was so upset, so
we put him in the in his carry on and
it was going through the security thing and they thought
it was like a big rock because they were like,
why do you why are you taking this big rock
(06:30):
on the plane And he was so upset and distraught,
he was like, that's my dad.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Did they apologize after that, No, they made him take
it out and show it to you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I mean, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's when you keep a little bit of sand in
your bag too, and you show them and then you
have the sand in your hand and you go and
get right in their face and they think, oh my god.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
We like we could do like a magic trick and
be like boom and then yes, throw it down.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Now we're thinking, Stephanie, love you and thanks for having
a good sense of humor.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
All right, love you guys, love you, Love.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You more, We love you more.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Okay, all right, perfect, We can end it with this
because Jason did have a pocket knife. What happened when
you had the pocket knife on you guys?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Love you guys first time?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Tall ye.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Jason, Yeah, I've been uh, I've been watching you. I've
been I've been listening to you, guys, but probably like five.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Years or so.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh no, way, I love it.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Well, thank you before you got all serious with your missus.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But but yeah, anyways, we're going to Vermont, so me
and the wife and uh, yeah, she had a pocket
knife on her. We're going through TSA pre and her
bags getting h taken and they go through all of
her stuff and she takes out a pocket knife and
uh and that wasn't the first time we went to
Disney and she forgot she had something on her too. Jesus,
(07:54):
Yeah right, Uh, quite the experience for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
With that happening. Do you loose your t s A
pre check?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
No, they just take the knife and send you on
your way. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Thank god. What was it with Disney? What did you
accidentally have on Disney? No?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yeah, no, she had another pocket knife way and you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
throw away she just had.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
She just kept buying, you know, new ones, and you know,
kept getting thrown away.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So I'm going, well, Jason, thank you for finally calling
in and calling more often.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I will Yeah, I don't love you, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Love you more, Jason, thank you so much. One more,
one more time with the trumpet for Jason.
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