December 26, 2025 • 6 mins
Does anyone else go overboard when it comes to taking care of their pet at home?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who has the most pampered pet, Who's got the animal
that's got it the greatest. I had a neighbor a
couple of years ago that had an iguana that wore
a sombrero, literally a mini sombrero. Let me tell you something.
And then no other iguana has a hat. So when
I would look at that iguana, I would think to myself,
(00:22):
no one's got it better than that iguana. But Jad
would argue that his dog has got it way too good.
You move out of your parents' house. They're out of town.
You're watching Mo. Mo's life has drastically changed as of recent.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Dude, my dad will like smoke chicken for him, will
cook pork on the grill for him. He said, we
don't do canned dog food anymore. We don't do any
dog food. We just feed him like human meats. And
he said, oh, by the way, we take him for
walk three times, you feed him human meat, right, Yeah, well,
well you know what I mean, like human food. So
my dad said, well, you gotta take him out three
(00:58):
times a day. You gotta ta him out in the morning,
you have to take him out during the launchower, and
then you got to take him out again. In the evening.
I'm like, three times a day. I'm like, we never
did this when he when I lived at home with you, guys,
I said, what change? Well, the doctor said, you know,
it'll long. JEVI Knight his life and this, that and
the other, and this guy has become the most spoiled,
rotten human being on the planet. And I my parents
(01:22):
treat the dog better than they treat me. I don't
get it, like treating your pet better than a human.
I will never understand.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Me and my ex girlfriend got into it so many
times because she would give our cats massages and I
would never again. I'm like, oh my god, my neck hurt,
my back hurt, and she would never massage me, but
she would rub on the cats.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm like, dude, you're showing more loves of.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
These animals and you're showing me and I'm telling you
legit arguments to the point where I'm like, I mean,
that could have probably ended it because I'm just like,
I'm over you and your cats. But yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Julie, you believe that your cat has it the best? Yes, yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh wait no, because I have Julie on the voices.
Guys and I turn the voices guys around, all right, Julie,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And no sorry. I have a four year old bangle cat.
They're like the ones that look like the wild cat.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And I cut up New York strips for him so
he can get good proteins because I don't like giving
him this stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Out of the can.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh my god? So how often is your cat eating
striped steak?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
At least once a week?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
When it's not a New York strip.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's chickens, so chicken every day? Steak once? What else?
Any vegetables or anything? Or we just eating meat? I'm
assuming animals just eat meat. I have no idea. I'm
not an animal.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
They're not really supposed to eat anything else, but sometimes
mac and cheese just because they.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Really like it.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Wow. What type of mac and cheese character?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Cracker barrel mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I will die on that note.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Hey, Julie, I want to be your cat.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So if you are taking submissions for a new cat,
you know who to call, Katie. Katie your pet has
it best, or actually your coworker's pet has it best.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
He tells me that once a week him and his
wife make an enstipot for their two like little fluffy
dogs that they have, and they make chicken and vegetables.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And they have little outputs that they put them in.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
How much.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know Austin Vicki who I talk about a lot
on the show My Friends Austin and Vicki their dog there,
and maybe they've changed it as of recent but the
process that they go through to make sure that their
dog gets like the best food. I think Austin told
me one time, it's like it's an hour of prep. Hey, Brittany, Brittany,
(03:43):
your dog Bo is the most spoiled go boy around.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Oh he is absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
What does Bo get?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
He gets boat rides to his own little private island
so he doesn't have to deal with other dogs when
he plays for he and the grandparents pick him up
on the golf cart that everybody wants to sell.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I mean, listen, that's life. That's a good life. I
think that this has made me realize if reincarnation is
real and I don't come back as a house pet, right,
I did something wrong?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I did something wrong? Who is this hello? Who is
this hello?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Rihanna?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What Rihanna? Your pet has it best?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes, she has an Instagram?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
She gets massages, she has sports, she goes to daycare.
She's living a life.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is your pet's Instagram name? Now I want to
look at your pet. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Uh sweet Pee and Sonny Chatfield.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, sweet Pea and Sonny and uh you
make him food and everything.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Uh yeah, sometimes we like sometimes we'll make eggs or rice.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh you got beautiful dogs?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Beautiful dogs. They were in a wedding.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm read Mark and uh, Sweetpea is the black
lab and she.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Was the star of the show.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And Rihanna, you're beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh thank you, You're so sweet.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I yeah, you're you're you're spoiling these babies for sure. Yeah, yes,
this is great. My god dress for Halloween? You give
them pretzels.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Is your dog riding in a helicopter airplot?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yes, so we put her. She has like a service
dog certification. So when she was a puppy, she was
in training and uh, the pilot saw her. I was like,
do you guys want to come up here?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, you found the Tampa Badjackets.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yes, we've had our matt and Jackets and it was
so fun.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Rihanna, what does your husband say about this?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
So we got engaged after I had Sweetpea, and so
I sent him meme say of like one minute graphy
for her number, and then the next day you're dropping
her labor daughter off at daycare.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So
Who has the most pampered pet, Who's got the animal
that's got it the greatest. I had a neighbor a
couple of years ago that had an iguana that wore
a sombrero, literally a mini sombrero. Let me tell you something.
And then no other iguana has a hat. So when
I would look at that iguana, I would think to myself,
(00:22):
no one's got it better than that iguana. But Jad
would argue that his dog has got it way too good.
You move out of your parents' house. They're out of town.
You're watching Mo. Mo's life has drastically changed as of recent.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Dude, my dad will like smoke chicken for him, will
cook pork on the grill for him. He said, we
don't do canned dog food anymore. We don't do any
dog food. We just feed him like human meats. And
he said, oh, by the way, we take him for
walk three times, you feed him human meat, right, Yeah, well,
well you know what I mean, like human food. So
my dad said, well, you gotta take him out three
(00:58):
times a day. You gotta ta him out in the morning,
you have to take him out during the launchower, and
then you got to take him out again. In the evening.
I'm like, three times a day. I'm like, we never
did this when he when I lived at home with you, guys,
I said, what change? Well, the doctor said, you know,
it'll long. JEVI Knight his life and this, that and
the other, and this guy has become the most spoiled,
rotten human being on the planet. And I my parents
(01:22):
treat the dog better than they treat me. I don't
get it, like treating your pet better than a human.
I will never understand.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Me and my ex girlfriend got into it so many
times because she would give our cats massages and I
would never again. I'm like, oh my god, my neck hurt,
my back hurt, and she would never massage me, but
she would rub on the cats.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm like, dude, you're showing more loves of.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
These animals and you're showing me and I'm telling you
legit arguments to the point where I'm like, I mean,
that could have probably ended it because I'm just like,
I'm over you and your cats. But yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Julie, you believe that your cat has it the best? Yes, yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh wait no, because I have Julie on the voices.
Guys and I turn the voices guys around, all right, Julie,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And no sorry. I have a four year old bangle cat.
They're like the ones that look like the wild cat.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And I cut up New York strips for him so
he can get good proteins because I don't like giving
him this stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Out of the can.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh my god? So how often is your cat eating
striped steak?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
At least once a week?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
When it's not a New York strip.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's chickens, so chicken every day? Steak once? What else?
Any vegetables or anything? Or we just eating meat? I'm
assuming animals just eat meat. I have no idea. I'm
not an animal.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
They're not really supposed to eat anything else, but sometimes
mac and cheese just because they.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Really like it.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Wow. What type of mac and cheese character?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Cracker barrel mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I will die on that note.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Hey, Julie, I want to be your cat.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So if you are taking submissions for a new cat,
you know who to call, Katie. Katie your pet has
it best, or actually your coworker's pet has it best.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
He tells me that once a week him and his
wife make an enstipot for their two like little fluffy
dogs that they have, and they make chicken and vegetables.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And they have little outputs that they put them in.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
How much.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know Austin Vicki who I talk about a lot
on the show My Friends Austin and Vicki their dog there,
and maybe they've changed it as of recent but the
process that they go through to make sure that their
dog gets like the best food. I think Austin told
me one time, it's like it's an hour of prep. Hey, Brittany, Brittany,
(03:43):
your dog Bo is the most spoiled go boy around.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Oh he is absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
What does Bo get?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
He gets boat rides to his own little private island
so he doesn't have to deal with other dogs when
he plays for he and the grandparents pick him up
on the golf cart that everybody wants to sell.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I mean, listen, that's life. That's a good life. I
think that this has made me realize if reincarnation is
real and I don't come back as a house pet, right,
I did something wrong?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I did something wrong? Who is this hello? Who is
this hello?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Rihanna?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What Rihanna? Your pet has it best?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes, she has an Instagram?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
She gets massages, she has sports, she goes to daycare.
She's living a life.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is your pet's Instagram name? Now I want to
look at your pet. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Uh sweet Pee and Sonny Chatfield.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, sweet Pea and Sonny and uh you
make him food and everything.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Uh yeah, sometimes we like sometimes we'll make eggs or rice.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh you got beautiful dogs?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Beautiful dogs. They were in a wedding.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm read Mark and uh, Sweetpea is the black
lab and she.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Was the star of the show.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And Rihanna, you're beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh thank you, You're so sweet.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I yeah, you're you're you're spoiling these babies for sure. Yeah, yes,
this is great. My god dress for Halloween? You give
them pretzels.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Is your dog riding in a helicopter airplot?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yes, so we put her. She has like a service
dog certification. So when she was a puppy, she was
in training and uh, the pilot saw her. I was like,
do you guys want to come up here?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, you found the Tampa Badjackets.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yes, we've had our matt and Jackets and it was
so fun.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Rihanna, what does your husband say about this?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
So we got engaged after I had Sweetpea, and so
I sent him meme say of like one minute graphy
for her number, and then the next day you're dropping
her labor daughter off at daycare.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So
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