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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel
ninety three three FLZ. It's the Joe Show. We've got
an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically for tonight.
So here's the deal. First of all, I need to
know from you eight hundred four O Nain ninety three,
ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or quick losey

(00:25):
weighty type of thing that you have done. Or maybe
when I tell you what Jed and I are doing
and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys, don't
do it. You can also let us know eight hundred
four O on Nain ninety three, ninety three. So my
pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my butt
when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,

(00:47):
what the hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What are you doing? That's how tight it is. It's
kind of tough to fit into close at this time
of the year. Thanksgiving, my fiance and I went. I
went to Disney World for the holidays, so a lot
of drinking, eating. Yeah, so like I've just got that

(01:11):
holiday chub on me paus. Jed said, Hey, I can
help you out with this I'm gonna give you a
caffeine pill in the morning, the morning of the event.
So the events tonight, he gave me caffeine pills. And

(01:31):
I guess what he says is is that all of
the waters about to leave my body. He says, you're
gonna start paying a lot. Well, here a little t
m I for everyone. I'm not paying.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, No, have you had any water? How much water
have you had to drink?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker. You're
gonna blow out, Joe. I would not do that too.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I'm telling you, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, but I think that trust me, it doesn't hit
right away. The more water you drink and try to
stay away from sodium because sodium retains water. So you're
gonna keep that water on you. And that's why you
feel bloated, because you've had a lot of water to
drink the last twenty four hours. Joe. But but hold on,
this is gonna get all the water out of your
system at what time. I don't know. It's like I

(02:27):
don't know Joe's body. I know for me personally, I
told you what I do Joe for for myself when
I feel bloated and what what goes on for me?
And I'm telling you that all this water is gonna
escape out of your body. You gotta take the pills.
You gotta drink the water. And then how much water
have you had? I've had, I mean half half a

(02:49):
cup of water?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, how many times have you gone pee?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Twice?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Already?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You already? Yes, I went like half a pea because
it wasn't even sad when I went peid.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
When yeah, I can stop and keep going like you
ever go to the bathroom, you ever go pay and
it's like at least sixty second stop, Okay, oh my gosh,
just stop.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Watch.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance
to hear it because I wanted she'd be like, wow,
that's very impressive.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
It sounds like a fountain.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, sometimes I go, I know I'm thirty, but I'll
call my mom and I go, Mom, I just went
to the bathroom for like, yeah, two minutes. It's not helping.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We got it. Well, it's not how long ago did
we take him Joe even know? Yeah exactly, Yeah, but what.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Time is it supposed to hit? Like if he has
to put his pants on it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What Oh, you'll be fine by two o'clock. You just
have to drinking him so I can't eat the whole
entire day. If you want to fit in those pants,
is not eating?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
But what happens when he puts the pants on and
then he starts to eat, Well, he needs to unbutton
the pants.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You can't eat all that you want to. You're on
a liquid diet.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, but if you but Joe, how bad do you
want to fit in these pants?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Badly?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Brian, Brian, you say that Jed's doing something to me?
What was he doing? Brian O'Brien, Hey, hey.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Hey, so why why is Jed giving you the mean
girl's diet? You remember when Regina when the girl gives
Regina George those bars and he gets fat?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, no, no, in time out here, Brian. I'm not
trying to make Joe fat.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
But what if it happens he's.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Trying to fit in her skirt and she can't do
it because she ate them bars?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Jed sabotaging Joe?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Right now, I'm not sabotage I promise, promise. Look what
it says out here, I'll get the bottle out.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, get the bottle out. Read the bottle, Read the bottle.
If you're just trying, thank you, Brian. If you're just
turning on your radio, I love you more. I am
praying right now that Jed isn't trying to secretly make
me fat. We have an event tonight. I bought pants
for it, and they don't They don't really. I mean
they fit, but they don't really fit. If I can
get a little bit of water weight off of me,

(05:15):
I think I'll be you know good. Jed came up
with the grand idea of him and I taking caffeine pills.
Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen, it
says right here that will lose water weight. He's been
reading it since I.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Breastfeeding.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You can't what are you praying in a breastfeeding not
They are good. You're not a child, So you're okay
on there? Uh yeah, So you get two hours or okay,
two pills, okay, every three to four hours. So you
took one about thirty minutes ago, so that means in
about two hours we'll take it again.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
We'll take it again. Okay, it says, just do not
exceed a twenty four hour period. You gotta drink up
to six glasses of water.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill,
I think.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
It says, wake me up for uses temporary water retention
for uh retention, No for temporary for bloating, swelling, full
feeling fatigue associated with pre menstrual and menstrual periods.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Are you taking your mom's pills?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
What you should just give me water period, says prompt.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I know there's two looking white, two good looking white
guys on the show, but there's not gonna be one name.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh my man, what the hell did this guy just
give me?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I don't know, but I think you would like I
think you had a better chance with a ball of
the devil dander if you'll be thinner than a ground
on a wicked wet carpet event.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh my god, I can't come on now and then
we can't have that. We can't have this. I gotta
figure that out. I might have to. Should I hung
out with that for a week. I've never I've never
done it before because I'm a little wiki.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
No, there is no overnight there's like really no overnight
weight lost thing. Even if you lose the water weight,
I don't think you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man,
you're just gonna listen, Jed, Joe, I'm gonna tell you something.
You are beautiful, no matter what they say, because you
want beautiful jewels.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in
a pair of pants tonight.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, if.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
It is so, it is so all that cake when
y'all y'all gonna be so cakey at jingle Ball, they're
gonna be like, damn, he did.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Not. If not, if the button on my pants shoots out,
and then we're gonna have a big issue.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
For sexy man. That bumping top dough gonna be sexy
list gonna be rubbing that beady.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Sounds very dou Yeah, they might actually look like I
have a butt with all the water weight.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It can I make you feel a little bit better, Joe,
I have somebody text me in at nine seven seven
two zero. I take a caffeine pill like every morning
and pe all morning.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And I haven't gone I haven't gone to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner, because we
got a lot of yeah you got it, guns up.
We have just started just drinking water now, water, water, water, water, water.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sometimes we've got the power to make a change, and
I believe that this is one of these moments where
maybe it can happen. Joe Show's Live on ninety three
three fl Z and eight hundred and four nine ninety
three ninety three. Is there something that you love where
maybe you don't love it anymore because they changed the recipe?
It does happen sometimes, you know. I was talking to

(08:32):
uh Pat Donovan of Pat and Aaron the Sports Show
here and we were talking about beer because I'm really
getting into beer lately. We're talking about high Light and
he said, yeah, I love Highlight and he goes, you know,
it used to taste a little bit different. They ended
up getting bigger so that the recipe changed, and well,
this is a recipe that I never thought would change.

(08:53):
What happened yet, So over the weekend, my girlfriend and
my sister and I we stopped at seven to eleven
to go get ice cream after dinner. Well, the SpongeBob
ice creams. My girlfriend decided to get one of those.
You know how they used to have the gumball eye drops. Yeah,
not a thing any longer. It's nothing for the eyes.
Were sure they didn't just forget the eyes honest too.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, So I'm serious about this and we and then
I went back to seven to eleven the next day
to make sure that it wasn't just a scam or
a hoax or anything like that. Ashley. They changed the
recipe on the SpongeBob ice cream. It no longer has
the googly eyes. It's way different. It's even way like
shape different too.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Don't tell me it is, because you know, the tweety
bird was another one of my favorite ice creams. And
now if they change the reciue on it, and I
was not on airt.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are we sure though, that they don't have it?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
They don't do. I'm telling you, they don't have the
gum drop, the gumballs and the eyeballs anymore. For a
SpongeBob ice cream, at least the one that I saw,
the ones I saw at seven to eleven, I could
be completely wrong. The one that the ice cream truck
goes around and delivers that one way. Yeah, oh yeah, Dan,

(10:04):
you're looking at it now, jo and seeing the changes
of it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hold on, yeah, let me make sure he doesn't swear
in this video, but yeah it is. Listen, here's TikTok
getting mad today. I've got tagged in a photo and
supposedly they changed them the chocolate not gumballs. We gotta
go to the store to find out. This cannot be happening.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
When I got to the store, I had no problem
finding SpongeBob Pop School, so I took one out of
the case, and then something caught my eye.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Fruit punch cotton candy with chocolate the eyes. There's no way,
So I took went home. It was time to open it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I knew there would just be some gumball eyes on
this right, wrong, chocolate eyes popsicle?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'm that I'm upset. I'm upset.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I couldn't tell you why they changed the recipe for it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh my god, It's like all over the place people
are really mad about these no gum.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
Breaking chubby little news. You may want to sit down
for this one. And I'm not responsible for wherever he
gets pissed off over this. Everybody and their mother loves
the SpongeBob square pants popsicle made by Popsicle and as
fruit punch ky candy with gumballs. It even went viral
on TikTok a few times trying to find the perfect face.
There's even a TikToker out there that I dedicated his

(11:07):
page for finding the perfect SpongeBob popsicle, Sadie. Like all
good things, it must come to an end. The new
SpongeBob popsicle no longer has gumballs. It contains fruit punch
cold candy which chuck at the eyes.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yes, four nine ninety three, ninety three. If they changed
the recipe of something you love and now you're mad,
Oh my god. There's a Reddit sub page literally called
bring SpongeBob.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
People are upsetting. They should be. Yeah, I would, Yeah,
I'm not feeling So.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
This happened actually back in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I didn't. Yeah, I didn't. I hadn't had those ice
cream in forever. I would say. The last time was
probably ten years ago. Ten years plus.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Marking happens. It says, wait a forking minute here, what
the fork just happened? I missed my SpongeBob popsicle wow,
fork them fork pops coal is what they said, which
also didn't realize that the company name is Popsicle.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Really, you didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I just suppose I never really looked at the company.
But they also say that they were just saying popsicle
in a fancy way.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
It was always in the box of redly.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I thought it was just telling me it's a popsicle. Also, no,
I know it's a popsicle. You don't have to tell me.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
You're kind of okay, Okay, I want I.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Realize it's the company also, Joe, because you know, there's
a lot of changes that are coming down with red
Dye forty coming up in like twenty twenty six. For example,
the Cheetos flaming hots are no longer going to be
read THEY'RENNA.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, I gotta get Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
They're saying that because of this, not because of the
actual recipe, because they're just taking the red Dye forty out,
but because of the way that it visually looks. It's
like a Freudian thing where you eat it and you
think it tastes different just because the color is different.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, I think that's what's gonna happen with me.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's so they're saying a lot of things are going
to change because of this red dye forty ordeal.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's just Jed trying to bring up our FKA anything.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
But it replies to changing the recipe because that's a
key ingredient that isn't a lot of foods that we consume.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Laurie would like to bring up. Actually a good point, Laurie,
go ahead.

Speaker 10 (13:13):
The one reason that they would change something like that
that had gumballs is that the kids are probably choking
on the gumballs because they're just eating the popsicle and
not thinking about it and probably choking.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's here's an exclusive interview of someone being told that,
and well here's their opinion on it. It was the
best guy around.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
What about them?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
What murder, Laurie. Maybe that did happen. Maybe that did happen.
Although I will say those kids hopefully well no gball.
If no kid actually died from that, the kids that
just choked and ruined it for everyone, F you if
the kid did die, f the SpongeBob, thank god they
changed it. Did that cover my butt on them?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think it did. Thank you, Lori, Georgia, You're mad
about it.

Speaker 12 (14:03):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Did you know about it until we just talked about it,
because apparently they changed it in twenty twenty three. I
did not realize they changed it.

Speaker 13 (14:13):
No me either.

Speaker 12 (14:14):
The gumballs used to get like soggy before you bit
into them, but I enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
That they were so good. How about it?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
For the record, no kid has been killed from eating
SpongeBob ice cream gumballs?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
So why did they change it? And we got to
look it up? Does it really doesn't say anywhere why
they changed it? Popsicle never released like a reason.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No, it says in twenty three as a part of
product improvements.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
To replace it. Just improvements.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Do you want to know some of the other brands
that have changed the recipe? Georgia so Butterfinger is one
that has changed the recipe too. They put in different oils.
I guess that is making the product taste a little
bit different. Some Chick fil A changed well, I don't
know about I'm just talking about like just stuff that
you buy off the shelf and grocery store.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Well, I wanted to bring up this one because it's
gonna grind my gears. Where we stop talking about it?
Wendy's barbecue sauce with the spicy nuggets. I don't know
what they changed the barbecue sauce too, but it does
not hte the same. I used to love Wendy's spicy
nuggets with a barbercue sauce, but it all taste the same.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Unbelieved, I didn't even know that.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, so Oreos has remained removed pork based ingredients and.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Definitely tasted it.

Speaker 14 (15:22):
Aroun.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I don't like or it tastes like plastic now.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Actually they do. It's because they want to appeal to
people who are on plant based diets. Twinkies has also
changed their recipe and they're gonna have all or it's
going to change again in twenty twenty seven because they're
getting rid of a lot of the artificial additives in
the food products.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So what are we supposed to do?

Speaker 11 (15:42):
Though?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
If there's nuclear war, that's the only thing that we're
gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Now we can't and they say Stofers meat lovers lasagna
is another thing that's going to change.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
We went out to lunch with our bosses too, bosses
a couple of days ago, and something happened, and I
think I might act up should you order an alcoholic

(16:12):
beverage while out with your bosses? Eight hundred and four
nine ninety three ninety three cotextan at ninety seven seven
two zero. We went to Grand Hacienda, which is right
by our radio station. They're chain they got a billion
of them. But we go to a Mexican restaurant. That's

(16:33):
the main reason why I said the name, because I
want you to know that we're at a Mexican restaurant.
What's the best thing to have at a Mexican restaurant?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Margarita?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Chips? What's the best thing to have with chips? Margarita?
There you go. I needed a margarita. A margarita was
calling my name, so I ordered it, and I feel
like it kind of looked strange when I did that.

(17:03):
My question is, can you drink in those instances or
should you just have a water with lemon? That's the
craziest thing you'll do. Maybe you get a Coca Cola.
I don't know. Eight hundred and four O ninety three
ninety three.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
For the longest I was always taught you never drinking
with or in front of your boss, So I typically
order a water with lemon.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I've been told by my parents Joe that if you're
going to drink around your employees or around your bosses
per se, that you got to keep it out of
two drink maximum, the true two drinks max. So if
we're out to lunch with the boss and it's like
after work hours, like you can have a beer or two,
but you can't have anything more than that. So, yes,
it is okay.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
What about this? Okay, what is the best thing to
have after you have two Margarita's water? This is gonna
sound really bad, Joe A corona exactly. Yeah, you gotta
wash down corona. So to drink maximum? What if it's

(18:12):
different liquors and or liquor in beer? Does that? So? Like,
can you go to Margarita's two beers?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I for me, I kind of break the rules a
little bit. I would say, yes.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
All right, it's the best thing to have after you
have two beers nothing more. I'm toasting old fashioned god. No, hey, Jamie,
is it okay to drink at a work meal, like
if you go out with your bosses?

Speaker 15 (18:44):
So I think it's okay if it's like out of work,
so after work you go somewhere or nighttime you go somewhere.
But if you're actually getting paid on the work flock,
then no, all.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Right, how about this? So our hours are a little
bit different than like the average nine to five. We
get in very very early, we're done working kind of
like right after lunch.

Speaker 15 (19:08):
Still getting paid. Huh were you still getting paid though?

Speaker 16 (19:13):
Well?

Speaker 15 (19:14):
What do you mean, Like it's the end of your shift, right, So,
like you went to lunch and then you blocked out
after lunch.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm not hourly, but yes, if I was hourly, I
would clock out then okay, clock it.

Speaker 15 (19:28):
But your salary, so I guess it's okay since it
was like right after work and then after that you
went home right?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh yeah, I went home.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
He didn't we came.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We did, wait, I did, We didn't know. We did
a show.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
After that, Jamie. Let me clarify for this. Joe clocked
out for about an hour and then he clocked back in.
That's right, lock it, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
What, Jamie, I didn't have too much to drink. I
forgot about that sometimes. Yikes. Hi, Ja, you're the best.
Thank you for calling in Jesse.

Speaker 16 (20:08):
Ahi, are you doing hey?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
You know doing good? But it's doing a lot better
after my drinks, feeling good. What do you think can
you drink when you're out with the boss?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Absolutely?

Speaker 17 (20:18):
Jed said you can, but you also have to know
your own torrance levels, Like, for instance, Jenny can probably
not back a few, but maybe if you got a
lower tolerance, you don't want to drink with your boss
because you never know what's come out of your mouth neck.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
That is true. The more liquid courage I had, the
more I wanted to tell them about the toilet paper
and how we need to get thicker toilet paper. Joe
Shows Live on ninety three to three f l Z.
I ain't get paid by McDonald's or nothing. I love
McDonald So do you see what they have?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
What do they have?

Speaker 18 (20:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Baby, I'm ready for it. Anyone know what I'm about
to talk about? Oh baby, I love that I get
to break the news on this. As adults, we can
get toys happy meal toys. Oh it's like a Grinch
thingy and.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh let me sweek.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah so like uh grinchal Yeah, read that off because
like Jed's gonna freak out because this is like how
Jed and I eat at McDonald's. We don't get one
single thing a fillion Uh. You get a big MATC
quarter pounder, one of those things, you get chicken nuggies,
You get a drink, they got special drinks, and then

(21:30):
you get a toy. You get socks. You can get
these snow globes. I want a Grimace Grimace whatever the
hell the purple thingy?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah Grimace?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sure, I want his, uh snow globe. You get all
this stuff. I think we gotta get like more like.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Even though the box is cute.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's super cute, it really is. Uh. I don't know
if she's listening right now. I'll send it to her.
Because Michelle Land, who you know, has unlocked a bit
experiences for you you listening right now. She she's allows
us to do everything with Disney World and all that
she works with McDonald's. We might have to maybe do

(22:10):
an event at McDonald's and pass out a bunch of these.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Because it's there's Grinch salts and we were just talking
about Pickle.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
It's still Pickle. Grint Salt for your frides.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Good eight hundred four owned, nine ninety three ninety three.
Like I said, I don't want to make this very clear,
not a commercial. We don't get paid by them or
anything like that. I just saw it. I thought it
was super cool. People who don't like McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
By the way, character flo you don't like McDonalds, I'm
sorry you.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Because something tells me you know where the bodies are
eight hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. If
you did it as an adult, would be weird. But
you wish you could do it without being shamed. What
are those things?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
There's one thing in particular I can think of right now,
and I feel like yall would judge me. Okay, So
there's an elementary school that's I'm right across from complex
and they have this massive playground.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I want to get on a monkey bars. I want
to get on the Merry go Round.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I know the playground that you're talking about to come on.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
But I feel like as an adult, even if like nobody's,
I will look so weird.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
No completely, And I think I walked by it all
the time in content play and just like, don't do it?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Would it be fun? With our inaugural cruise the slide,
there was a kid's slide. Slides are the best.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
They always meet the kids stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
They thing on the ship.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I wanted to do Disney Cruise the previous year.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
There was a slide that we only were able to
go down one time, and they're like, it's kids only.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh yeah, the kids club on the Disney Cruise is
like top tier.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
But you're only allowed one maybe an hour, like one time.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
How about this? The kids club had the hand washing
thing too, wash your hands like soap everything. It was
like the hand washing of the future. That was the
first thing I washed my hands with. And I'm like,
this ship is crazy. It's going to be everywhere. It
was only in the kids and.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
They were like, yeah, we're just here to show you it.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
No more the worst, the worst. Hey Jana, Janna? Yeah,
how do I say your name?

Speaker 19 (24:08):
Janna?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I want to put some respect on that name.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
What up?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Jenna? Tell me about the things you wish you could
do because you did them as a kid, but now
if you did them and it'd be kind of weird.

Speaker 20 (24:21):
It's super funny because Ashley totally read my mind. I
am all floor the whole playground thing. And there have
been times where like I've gone to like roadside parks
and stuff like that where there were no like kids
or anything like that, and I just go take off
running for the playground.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
And play on it.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I'm gonna do that today.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I can't.

Speaker 19 (24:39):
I can't help myself. Like, if there's nobody around, I
go for the playground. One percent, I go on the slide,
monkey bars, you name it.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Can I can? I ask what time of day you're
doing is?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Definitely not during school hours.

Speaker 19 (24:52):
Well, I mean I don't go like I have two kids,
so like if I get kids, there's one thing.

Speaker 12 (24:57):
But I want to do.

Speaker 19 (24:58):
I want to enjoy it by myself.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, unless I can say I can do it during
morning or nine. Does it look leader in the morning
or does it look leader and when the.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Sun goes down?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
That's what I need.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Good question.

Speaker 19 (25:11):
The last time I did it, it was a it
was a county park and there was literally nobody at
this county park.

Speaker 20 (25:17):
There wasn't another car there at home.

Speaker 19 (25:20):
So you know what, if it makes you happy no
matter what time of day it is and there's no
other kids, I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm going to that's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, hey, I'd rather have you record yourself at a
park than anyone else. You're right, You're right, Thank you,
Jana we love you, Chris.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
What up?

Speaker 21 (25:40):
Maybe?

Speaker 16 (25:42):
How's it going, Chris?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Adult Chucky Cheese is in Saint Pete. If you want
to go with me? I think that'd be kind of fun,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 22 (25:49):
I think maybe if it's like a group of people,
we might get away with it.

Speaker 16 (25:53):
But here's the situation.

Speaker 22 (25:54):
I had a coupon and I really wanted to take
advantage of this coupon, so I want to go to
Chuck and Cheese. I was the only one there and
it was just the most awkward thing I could think of.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
But hold on, are you aware of what I referred
to right before you said that though? About the adult
Chuck E Cheese?

Speaker 16 (26:14):
Oh no, I totally missed that.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Bro, there is an adult Chucky Cheese. Now that ass
that is a real thing. What are they called? It's
like Charles Cheese adult.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Chuck E Cheese adult. And then pull up where it is.
It's somewhere in Saint Pete. I think it's not it
is it? If you're a tyrone? Where is it? It's
Chuck's arcade. Well, you can't call him Chucky. It's Chuck's arcade. Uh,
there's one in Dallas, but I thought there was one

(26:50):
tyrone square mall boom. I called it bang tap myself
on the Why not? Thank you?

Speaker 16 (26:57):
Please tell me there's like like a big play pin
full of balls I could jump in as well.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Thank you because thank you for saying that. Back to
McDonald's and the whole reason why we're talking about this
is now they have adult kids meals and you get
the toy and everything with it. The ball pit at
McDonald's probably the like the was it the most fun
free thing you could do as a kid.

Speaker 22 (27:18):
Yes, it's honestly one of the staples of my childhood.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Jumping around those balls. What they're doing now probably, Oh
there you are.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
They got blue eyes. Chris, we'll talk to you later. Jim,
you want a bouncy house, Okay, jump.

Speaker 20 (27:41):
In the bouncy house.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
But either like the ball pit like he was talking about,
or do you.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Remember the old Discovery zones when you.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Were a kid.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yes, yes, I had birthday parties there.

Speaker 20 (27:53):
Yes, need an adult version of.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
That love Discovery Zone, dzy Discovery zone where it could
be a kid and.

Speaker 11 (27:59):
Be on own.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Why do they not like all those places that we had,
did iPads just ruin everything?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, because that's all they do is oh my god.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, because someone went out to eat and they don't
even have like the games for the kids to play anymore.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It was a virtual game. It was like qr CO
for the parents to use the iPad.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Getting the menu with the krans is the best is
then if you're a bad kid, you'd start drawing on things.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You were supposed to draw.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, they don't get that no more.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
No, they don't do any of that anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, what do kids go to, like play Fortnite?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
They change the format you said, the map all the
time though, so they're kidding.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Listen, it helps with our add brains. I suppose, thank you, Jim.
Maybe we do that one day if the show mark
this down, Okay, if the show ever gets big and
we get rich, no, hear me out.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm here in your pitch.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm investing on a on it an adult kids park.
That sounds a little bit dittyish. Only adults are allowed
like this, but it's all supercise, cool stuff. Let's pretend
it's real for just one second for the sake of
the conversation, and maybe it leads into another one. We're
Live Joe Show ninety three to three fl z. If
you could sneak one thing into prison, what would it

(29:12):
be if you got arrested, You don't even have to
sneak it in. You get one thing from outside that
you get to have in your possession. You get one thing,
and now here's the deal. If it's a cake, you
eat the cake, the cake's gone. If it's a Nintendo DS,
you get to keep it. Diddy, apparently I think I
got duped, maybe potentially probably, but I saw that Ditty

(29:36):
was caught with a Nintendo DS under his pillow prison,
which immediately had me thinking, God, if I was locked up,
what would I want eight hundred and four or nine
ninety three ninety three? You could text it at ninety
seven seven two zero. And I know that a lot
of people who've listened to us, and you know you've
been in jail before, you're a reformed criminal. I would
love to hear from you as well, like what do
you feel like you needed while you were locked up?

(29:57):
Or maybe what did you have? Because I've seen criminals,
you know, prisoners cooking hibachi in their prison cells and
making sangria. Diddy was reportedly caught with a Nintendo DS
under his Pillow source to say he was busted by
prison officials after closing his DS, to which super Mario
shounted bye bye an exposed possession of the device. Officials
initially planned to move him to another unit, but have

(30:19):
now reversed their decision. Before sentencing, did he told the
judge he hasn't touched a Nintendo DS in over eighteen years.
That last line I didn't read until right before we
got in the air, and I went, hmm, that doesn't
seem right. That's not the point of the conversation. So
what would you sneak in? What would it be? I mean,

(30:41):
mine's a Nintendo Switch.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Uh, obviously I would sneak in an iPad, which.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Would totally be down you know, it be down with Yeah,
I this is gonna sound so lame, But I would
sneak in a jump rope, because I don't if they
have jump rokes in prison.

Speaker 23 (30:54):
In prisons, are you sure you get to put in
prison you get to.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Sneak anything into a jit okay literally anything and you're
picking string?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, because if I have like one of the
because the jump rope that I have is like one
of these thick two pou No, because you.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Would sneak in a jump rope of all.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
The things I was if you are a criminal or
a reform criminal. You hear Jed say that he wants
to sneak in a jump rope, please call in no ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Also one thousand jump rope. I don't think they do
because it's well.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You could use it as a weapon.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Well yeah, that's my thing. But you could use weights as.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
A Yeah, they work out, bro, that's true.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
That But that's the thing is, I've never been to
prison and I don't know the prime of you.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So you would walk in with a rope? Yeah, I
would hand.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Or if I mean, if there's no rules, I'm not
going to bring in any technology.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I can tell you said you're going to bring in
a jump rope.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't see the issue with that. That's crazy there
for you were sign that in like in Diddy's case. Yeah,
I mean jumpro Yeah. Danielle Kay, yeah, Danielle, you were
locked up?

Speaker 13 (32:12):
Yes, I did, uh almost three years. It was twenty
years ago. I'm an old bitch, I mean old kick now.
But I went for possession of stolen vehicles. This is
when I lived in Vegas. I was a wild one.

Speaker 23 (32:30):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 13 (32:36):
Yeah, that was the only thing I couldn't get with
some privacy and my freedom. Everything else you can get,
you can get in prison, you can get anything else.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, So did he Do you think there's a chance
did he actually has a Nintendo DS?

Speaker 20 (32:49):
Cow?

Speaker 23 (32:49):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yes, what are some of the cool things you saw?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
What's some of the cool things you saw while you
were there? Though that you're like, oh, how did this
person get it in here?

Speaker 24 (32:58):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (32:58):
Listen the dvd DVD player?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
A DVD player, that's how.

Speaker 25 (33:06):
That's how old I am that think somebody got in
a DVD player. And when I was locked up, there
was a guard who got in trouble for bringing in heroid.
What guards bring in every bliss in the guard and
everything if they see their lying.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I think the guards are trying to break up.

Speaker 25 (33:27):
No, ye, the doodlers sayings brought in, brought in that
Nintendo DS.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
The didler definitely okay, And.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
The diddler was diddling the DS.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
He was.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Danielle, Yeah, call him Moore. Wait, one last question. We
never even asked, what did you do?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't think said she went for stealing a car?

Speaker 21 (33:57):
Right?

Speaker 16 (33:58):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (33:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got so taken.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I was so excited about the diddling ds say how
long you got? Six years? Three years? Three years?

Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, almost three years. Yeah. Violation because I got
caught twice steal in a car.

Speaker 19 (34:16):
Yeah with it, twenty days, twenty day damn.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Hey, wait, last question for you. Since you were locked up,
you went through it all. You say. Listen, people bring
in the craziest things. Last one, I mean, come on
when you hear Jed says, hey, I want to bring
in a jump rope. What's your immediate thought? And Danielle,
you're such a good caller. I might have to buy
you a new phone because I don't want to miss

(34:42):
a single word that you say.

Speaker 26 (34:43):
Again, Yeah, Danielle, I'm gonna put you, Danielle, I'm putting
you on hold so we can save your number.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm definitely wanting on again.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Okay, all right, we'll talk.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
To you later. One last one, Hey, man, I have.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
To I just couldn't let it go.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
He yo, my man, listen, ten one dollar bills. It's
all I would bring in with me. That's all I need.
Because you got the money, then you get the power
in you get the respect. With the money, I get
everything I need to take over in it, and that's
a reck cree.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
So when you get in there and you're buying things
with one with the one hundred dollars, what are the
first things you get with that money to ensure that
you have the power in the cell security?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
You get the biggest guy in there, No man.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
First, when I would get me it's a nice I
would go and get a get me a tool per se,
which would be like a nice ice pick. And then
I would go to one of the guards that I
know has got the motion in the ocean and be like, yo,
my man, I need something, you know, to make some
money in here, and you know I'll cut you in

(35:56):
on it all time. You got you fifty fifty the
whole time. Why did he say that though d rugs? Yes, yes,
d rugs.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
And then again then what happens with that is I
spread love to my peoples with that and be like, hey,
I got this, this and that, and that's how you
get control of everything. And then you get the cell
phone with that, because with the d rugs, I passed
that to somebody that has one, and then get the
cell phone, and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
It's a question Meanwhile, Jed wants a string, a piece
of string. He wants yarn. Essentially, thank yarn.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
They have jump ropes and de Jed.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay, Mine, I did it, man, I'll text you guilty
as charged. Okay, He'll be skipping in six.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
No, none of that. We got it. We gotta cancel
six seven. We've got to cancel it.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, why because it's just so annoying.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I agree it with Terry wholeheartedly. Joe. We just for
whatever reason, six seven, No, Joe. It's gotten to the
point where even when people are taking pictures with like
younger kids, they're doing one, two, three, four, five, and
then the kids go six seven, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
This is yeah, because they get excited.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
The phrase is just it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 27 (37:16):
Imagine being a dance teacher and everything you say is five, six,
seven eight.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I'm like, you'll be counting across the corner.

Speaker 27 (37:25):
I'm like, okay, ready, guys, five, six seven, and they're
like six, and instead of doing.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
The combo, they just start going like that.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
No, I don't get that. The whole premise of it
is just to me, so they don't even know what
it means. No one does.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
It's stupid.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, I'm tired of people saying they don't know what
it means. It's from a song.

Speaker 28 (37:44):
Well, yes, it's from a song, but it's from a video,
a TikTok video where they literally made a joke about
the guy not being six seven and not being able
to make a shot six seven.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, no, I'm good on that. There's just some phrases seven,
it's gotta stop. There's something that lasts forever, like he
needs some milk or we've got He's like, though, who's.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
How many people are saying he needs some milk? Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
We say it all the time on the show.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, but that's more of like a friend group.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Say what about Oh, ain't nobody got time for that?
Everybody says that one percent all the time? Or uh
or what did you know the meme Joe's.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Too many things go viral?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Well now nowadays because our attention spans are shorter, too
many stupid things go go viral.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy he used to say, I remember
when I was in college. He would always tell, like
the Barstool bloggers that you can only get one must
watch a year essentially like where you put on your
blog like must watch and then whatever it was. There's
too many viral moments. If you say, like, hey everything

(38:49):
is must watch, then nothing's must watch. Right, there's like
forty five things that happened a year where it's like
six seven. Like when the Becky o head is ridiculous.
Remember that video, Yeah, that was the biggest thing because
that was the only thing that like was really you know,
touching everyone's lives for like a year.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But it just goes to show you, Joe, that the
algorithms are off. Because when Vine was a thing, Vine
was awesome. It was six seconds of like goodness.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Here's one from Vine that's a classic.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
Yeah, damn by.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
That's a thick. I mean there and there's and we
don't have those anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
That's the problem because now the Internet has been overtaken
by the six sevens of the world. And I'm just
a girl, like I just don't I don't see the
humor in it. It's just we have gotten less funny
as time has gone on with short term Internet sensational
viral stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't know. I mean like when we're playing Fortnite
with Jules and you hear his son in the background,
and it's like daddy like when he's like typing in
his credit card information, he's like put six seven, put
six seven.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay, well that's funny. That's funny that the context matters.
But when you are just going around and you're just
going six seven six seven, that's they're getting. When you
can slide it into where it makes sense, then go
for it. But I just don't just saying it to
say it doesn't make any sense. It's like it's like
the the one meme where they say, I don't care

(40:21):
if you broke your elbow. That's a funny, that's a
great one. But no one's No one's going around.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
And care that you broke your elbow.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
No one's just going around and saying that. There has
to be context behind it.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
You can off who are And that's.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
One of the great like memes and sayings of the nineties.
We have to keep those alive. We have to keep
the ones that are good alive, and we have to
diminish the ones that are just mindless brain rot like
six seven, yeah, like six seven.

Speaker 28 (40:51):
Six seven, Now you say forty one too, Like they
have a bunch of other numbers. Literally, they were doing
a whole mash up with numbers that all meant something
on Wednesday night and I was like, I need you
guys to go somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I can't stand it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
One yeah, apparently forty one.

Speaker 27 (41:05):
Has a meeting too, and they sing it and they
have a song of all the different numbers that have
some ulterior meaning.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh yeah, forty one I don't like, but I don't
like that one.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
So in seven the best one though, is what's nine
plus ten? And then the kid goes twenty one? You stupid?
Like those are right? And it was just the when
we started doing the longer form videos and I love
content in general, but when we just started doing these
thirty second stuff where you had to you know, head free.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Written was nine plus ten.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Line I like to see, like that stuff is great,
and it was because it was all had it all
had to fit within six seconds. Well that's what takes
talk in six seconds?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Get out of here with that?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Who's this? What's your name?

Speaker 29 (42:07):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (42:08):
Uh, calee, daesus?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What what do you want? What's going?

Speaker 16 (42:14):
One?

Speaker 18 (42:17):
You were talking about the the memes.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Right, yeah what meme?

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yeah? Six seven?

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Six?

Speaker 18 (42:28):
So so like, uh, I think Jeed mentioned something about
like old memes not being funny anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
No, that's not what I said. I said, the old
memes are better than the current ones. We got to
keep the classics the classics, and we got to stop
with the new ones that are just mindless and pointless
like six seven six seven.

Speaker 18 (42:47):
Six seven six seven. The Great Memory said of twenty
twenty six is coming. We're going to be ten years
behind on memes. So that's that's gonna be funny.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Now wait, the great means.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Wait the Great you said, the Great meme reset is
coming in twenty twenty six. Explain correct? Wait what explain?
Like what's the whole ordeal? Like, what's the what's the
basic distult of it?

Speaker 16 (43:11):
All?

Speaker 18 (43:11):
Right, So it's gonna be twenty twenty six, So the
Great Memerisa is gonna be twenty sixteen. Memes are funny,
So we're gonna be ten years behind on memes because
we're we don't have any funny memes anymore. It's just
Italian brain rut.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
And uh.

Speaker 18 (43:29):
Yeah, so who gone the Knuscles.

Speaker 16 (43:32):
Put it in reverse? Carry all that.

Speaker 18 (43:34):
That's gonna be funny.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh, let's go, that's what we want those the eleven.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
All right, here we go the eleven best memes of
twenty sixteen. Number one Kermit, the Frog and the Hood. Okay,
that is a good one. That is a solid one.
Here are the top the top memes per month in
twenty sixteen. The wait a minute, who are you? Was

(43:59):
actually from the year Harambe. Yeah, Harambi died that year.
No way, ten years since Harambee next year? Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I found out the other day, by the way, Joe,
that my cousin was at the zoo that day when
it happened.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
That's not real.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Seriously, he since passed, but he was there. You remember Harambe, Caleb.

Speaker 18 (44:30):
Yeah, we can't make jokes about Harambe anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
No, no, not according to No.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
No, he's just saying that things are coming back. They
were going to read mourning. There was no jokes ever
about Harambe. Hot good morning, listen. Sometimes we have super
happy conversations sometimes maybe not necessarily. This isn't like a
sad conversation. This is more so like I need help
in my relationship type of conversation. Just in case I

(44:59):
didn't say it. We live on ninety three three FLZ.
Help me out eight hundred four nine ninety three ninety three.
So this has been kind of a tough like last
week and a half with my fiance and I Alyssa,
and we sent each other a lot of text messages
this morning and we, uh, we kind of got in

(45:22):
a little bit of a big argument over the weekend.
And she's stressed and I'm stressed. But her biggest thing,
and I totally see her problem with me, is that
like she feels like I don't listen to her. She
feels like when she comes home, she's got like eight
thousand things to tell me about her day and work

(45:44):
and all of that, and I just sit there on
my phone the all entire time. I'm playing video games,
and I'm like, oh uh huh ohh. I make a
lot of noises. And then she'd be like, what did
I just say? I know what you say? You know what? Why?

(46:04):
And then I get mad at her. What do you
mean you think I'm not listening? I know what you said?
Well tell me what I said. I'm not repeating you.
That's redundant. We're wasting time. Don't you want to tell
me about your day? She'd he put the the game down.
I'm in the middle of the game. I can't pause it.
I feel like I'm not really present lately.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah, why can't you just put your phone back? I
don't know you need to? Do You know that she
come home.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
At the same time every day? Yeah, okay, so you
should know. Like I have between maybe three and four,
I can be on my phone, but when my fiance
comes home, let me at least give her an hour
and a half of my undivided attention.

Speaker 16 (46:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, And I get that. And I love her also,
by the way, like can't wait to marry her. Like,
this week has kind of sucked. Like we had a
really good, uh like weekend in some moments, but then
on like a kind of an se weekend, and like
last night I kind of like was like a little mad,
and then I realize, like I think I'm the problem,

(47:06):
and uh And I don't like that because I feel
bad because I feel like too, she's having like a
really stressful week with like work already, so when she's
coming home, I feel like I'm probably causing her to
not really have a u uh a break of the stress.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
The good thing about it is you're self aware.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
You're you're very aware of like not giving her that attention,
So now you're working on trying to get her attention
when she gets I need to figure.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It out, hey, Jocelyn, Hey, you say that you relate
to this very much.

Speaker 30 (47:38):
So, yes, I work in healthcare and my boyfriend does
not work in healthcare. And I come home and I'll
have a very hard day at work and it's like
I just want to vent, and we sometimes have a
disconnection with that. But you find different outlets too, You
find different outlets, especially in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 30 (47:59):
Like the crazy story of something absolutely nuts, and all
I can think about is coming home and talking to
someone about it, And I can't cannot talk about it
with him because he gets very he gets very grossed
out with some of it he's and some of it
is very intense.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
So yeah, unfortunately I don't have that excuse. She works, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 30 (48:22):
Maybe she needs an outlet.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, well, and I feel like I need to be
that outlet, and I don't know what's necessarily going on
right now where I just like, I don't know. I'm tired.
I'm not tired of her, I'm not tired of the stories.
I'm not tired of anything. Other than I'm tired. Does
that make sense? You know what I mean?

Speaker 30 (48:41):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, So I got to work on it because at
the end of the day too, Like, I don't look
at it as like I'm right, she's wrong. I genuinely
believe that I am like kind of like super in
the wrong Luna. Yes, Hi, you've gone through this as well.

Speaker 29 (48:57):
Yeah, sometimes you get a sack something and it sounds
like you are in a part in your life where
you're trying to figure things out maybe and you just
don't want to express that out loud.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh yeah, for sure. I think about all the time.
Like with the show, they do this weird thing where
we have to like define ourselves. I don't even know
who I am, Like, I still feel like I have
no idea who I am. Like I know the things
that I want and like I want her and I
want to have a family with her and all that.
But then when I think about the family, I go like,
oh God, like that freaks me out. Oh I'm freaked out.

(49:35):
Unknown life scares right.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Well, I mean, sometimes you gotta eat.

Speaker 29 (49:42):
I mean, if you're taking a break, you're taking a break,
but let it be a break of rebuilding. Don't don't
let it go or just let it go past. You
gotta invest like the game. You're so investing, you like
you'll play the game. Just that's your outlet. Her outlet
is talking to you. So maybe you might have to
find another outlet or try talking to her when you

(50:07):
you know you're feeling some type of way, just take
a moment to talk to her. Maybe she can help
you figure that out. You love her so much. She
could be your person to help you figure out who
you are. Could be Yeah, but the game, the game
got you.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I appreciate you. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, it's
kind of just been a it's been a kind of
a bad week in my relationship, and I just think
it's it's the me thing. I'm kind of a problem. Hey, Becca,
I said, just in case people are turning on the radio,
I just, uh, you know, I I don't feel like
I've been the best fiance lately. I definitely don't think

(50:48):
I've been like really like actively listening to everything that's
going on, you know, Okay, Joel.

Speaker 14 (51:00):
With me and my husband always been married eleven years,
and we kind of fall into this trap a lot,
and so we recently were going through like this couple's
group and someone mentioned, and I don't know if you've
heard it before, the cycle of love and respect. So
men want to be respected and women want to feel loved.
And so if you're not showing her your love by

(51:21):
putting your phone down and just listening to her for
that little bit of time, she's going to feel like
she doesn't respect you, and so it kind of breaks
the cycle of she wants to feel loved, you want
to feel respected, but you're breaking that, and so it
makes it really tricky. So if I think if you
spend that time just making her a priority and making

(51:42):
her feel loved, when she comes home, she's going to
show you all that love and respect back. And so
just trying to be mindful and make sure that you're
respecting her and showing her love, and she'll do that
and the same when you return.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You know, my problem is too, I'd throw money whatever
that happens, like, well here, take my car occurred, and
go get a massage. You deserve a massage. And then
finally last night she was like, why do you keep
doing that thing?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (52:08):
I feel like when I get mad at you, I
have to I have to do all these good things
to make up for it, and I'm like, but really,
what's important is that you don't do it again. Is
that you show me that you love me so much
that we're not going to have this conversation again. I
don't want you to buy me flowers or a massage.
I want to not have this talk again. And I
want you to show me that you love me so
much that I'm worthy of not having this happen me.

(52:33):
It's just something to keep in mind. You know.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
You're gonna get married.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
It's the rest of your life, man, So maybe hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
And this is supposed to be like the super happy time.

Speaker 11 (52:45):
Yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 14 (52:46):
You gotta prioritize things. And if she's important to you her,
make her know that.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, well she is. She's my favorite. She's my favorite.
I need to act like it. But we're gonna go
on a little vacation, so I think it's.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Well, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
He doesn't do that thing that I like.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Anything he stops.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Ever since I started seeing Radina.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
But I think that thank you guys for letting me
be a little selfish with that time.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
All of us.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Really the most prolific police figure, Sheriff Grady Judd, I
think in the country, to be honest with you, because
even if you talk to people in other states, they've
seen his videos on TikTok and whatnot. And I asked
you guys to not watch a specific video that I saw,
and I mean, without a doubt, it's it's my favorite

(53:39):
video he has done yet. His TikTok just remains the greatest.
Tommy or Boss and I were sending each other this
and uh, well, this is going to be a new
edition of what did you Sneak In? Where if you've
ever snuck anything into a specific place, I want to
hear about that right now. Eight hundred four ninety three
ninety three three what was it? A movie? Theme park?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Church?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I don't know. Fill me in on what exactly that was. Now,
without further ado, I would love for you guys to
watch the video that I am talking about a little
bit of it. I'll play the audio so that you
can listen in on it, and then well, if you
want to watch it, I'll put it up on How

(54:24):
about this, I'll put it up on our Twitch and YouTube.
Since you can watch us every single morning, search the
Joe Show on you know, Google or whatever. And then
go to a twitch, go to our YouTube. You can
watch this, but I'll explain if you can just listen.
I know a lot of it. My fiance said to me, Hey,
whenever you talk about the video, I'm driving, I can't watch.

(54:45):
I watch it later.

Speaker 16 (54:46):
I go.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You know, that's a great point. So if you got
to watch it later, go back. You can rewind everything
and check it out. Which is fantastic. All right, So
Sheriff Grady Judd, he does a press conference. He is
about to hold up a pic sure of a criminal,
you know how he always does that, but this one,
boy does it turn into the absolute most fantastic moment

(55:07):
of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, let's all watch this
video together.

Speaker 21 (55:18):
So we arrested Walter Fremere. He's fifty one. We got
a call that he was naked inside of a restroom
at a public park, So we ask is he nicked
or buck naked? You know, you can be naked and
still have your socks on, but if you're buck neked,

(55:39):
you're totally naked. Well, anyway, our deputy gets there, the
dude's got all of his clothes on, so we're nice
and we send him out of the park and trespass
him and tell him we're not going to arrest you,
even though people saw you here without any clothes on.
We're going to give you a break. So what does

(56:01):
he do. He goes across the street and hops up
on what the railroad train track and trespasses again, just
as soon as we gave him the break. So the
deputy arresting, we find out he's already got twenty five
prior arrest and been to state prison five times. So

(56:25):
not only has he trespassed, we've got him in possession
of myth. Well, I've talked about myth doing crazy stuff
to you.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Right, wait for it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Look at that face.

Speaker 21 (56:37):
He ain't gonna believe this. So we put everybody through
a body scanner to make sure that they're not trying
to bring guns and knives and drugs into the jail. Well,
you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
You ready for this? What do you think he's about
to pull up?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I think he's going to pull up the body scan
of something almody.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I can guarantee you you have no idea what he's
about to show.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I probably don't.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
And one more time, eight hundred and four nine ninety
three ninety three. You could text it at ninety seven
seven two zero. The question simple, what did you sneak
into where I can guarantee you Walter? Well one more time.
You can watch this live on our YouTube search Live
with Joe Show Live on Twitch with Joe Show sucks.

(57:31):
Let's finish off this video right now with Sheriff Grady jet.

Speaker 21 (57:38):
He brought a thermos into the jail. That's right. He
put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean,
a thermos about this size.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Crazy.

Speaker 21 (57:52):
No, it wasn't this one. We saw that and we said.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Dude, how what are you doing here?

Speaker 21 (58:01):
He said, well, I put that inside my body and
he didn't swallow it. Twenty four hours earlier, the deputy
saved his life. Oh and that was after Walter threatened
to kill the deputy for arrested. We had to take

(58:21):
him to the hospital. They had to find a specialist.
It was quite the ordeal. But he's thermalous in the
county jail today. I told you you want you won't
believe it. I never seen it before. I have another

(58:44):
drink of coffee.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Unbelievable, right, I mean, is that not the.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
People do something wild stuff. Definitely.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Tommy sends me a lot of his videos will go
back and forth. He sends me it, and I'm like,
all right, let's just watch this. This is gonna be good.
Obviously I had no idea how good it was going
to be. I genuinely mean it. This is now officially
my favorite Grady Judd Sheriff Grady Judd video I have
ever watched in my entire life. And if you don't

(59:18):
think that's going to be a fine the Florida manha, right,
you don't know this show? Alisha, Hi, Hi, Alisha, you
snuck what into where?

Speaker 31 (59:31):
So? I, you know, took some weed with me on
an Amtrak train. Once I put the we took a
like me. Yeah, we took a lotion bottle and got
that all cleaned out and actually stuff it in there.

Speaker 32 (59:48):
It got we never got caught with it.

Speaker 31 (59:51):
And then one other time I had to take some
on a plane. We just had like a few joints.
But I took some like fatter like pins and took
the inside out and stuck the points down in the pens.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
See, I would use them. I would use my own
medicine bottles. So like I've had a leave or ibuprofen,
any type of ib prof and I put it in there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
And to the back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I can't believe. I've never done anything like that before,
never done it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
When you need to take it with you, you gotta
have it. Got adang onment.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I don't know what. I don't know what you guys
are referring to. And kids disgusting, jed and definitely never.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Be don't do drugs either kids.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Never done anything like that or ever in my entire life.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I'm on drugs.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
Sarah, Ye, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
All right, so this is perfect. You're a nurse so
phyllis in.

Speaker 24 (01:00:42):
How Yeah, So I didn't specifically work in the ear,
but I was floated there quite a bit. And of
course I know other nurses and physicians and stuff that
work in the ar. This is really common, This is
not unheard of. I feel like half of cases I
come into the er things that people it up there
and they can't get them out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh God, And like how does that so the guys
that's there, does he have to go to the bathroom
or is this a surgery type of thing?

Speaker 24 (01:01:15):
I mean, I feel like it depends on what, of
course was placed up there, Like a sermon. I guess
perhaps it depends on how deep it is.

Speaker 30 (01:01:26):
I'm entirely sure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
That's crazy. Do you ever try to go far? You
ever try to go when you're like a little bit
constipation in it? So how taken away? Nurse Sarah, go
go give us more so like they would have to
do surgery.

Speaker 24 (01:01:43):
I would assume, well, again, I'm not entirely sure. It
kind of depends on what was placed up there, do
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, and again about
how big it was. If there was actually damage to
the body, that's usually something that position then takes care
of and makes the call on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
One last question, you know, regarding that, what is the
craziest thing you've ever seen?

Speaker 24 (01:02:14):
You know a lot of what's going on around right now.
I promise you can look us up and find videos.
You'll hear a lot of er doctors r nurses say like, hey,
it's Christmas time, and you know the little glass figurines
that are shaped like Christmas trees. They'll be like, do
not put this anywhere that is not supposed to go.

Speaker 20 (01:02:33):
Wait, the little glass.

Speaker 24 (01:02:35):
Kind of Christmas figurines. They'll be like Christmas trees.

Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
They're sped like a Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah that you don't walk to the grocery store. You
drive to the grocery store, You pack up your car
with bags on bags on bags, You get to your place.
What happens next? EIGHTE text it seven seven two zero.
This is the Joe Show Live on ninety three three FLZ. Sorry,

(01:03:07):
what do you do with all that stuff? Jed, You
and I are the same, So just fill everyone in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
One trip or bust. If you are one of these
people that can't bring every single one of your groceries
in one trip, I feel really bad for you because
it's such a time waster to keep going back and
forth back and forth, even at Costco. Or you can
bring one of those reusable bags to throw everything in
and make it easier for you. You should not be taking
multiple trips back and forth from your apartment to your car,

(01:03:35):
to your apartment to your car. My poor neighbor was like,
can you help me bring in my groceries? And she's older,
And I get that. If you're older and you got
your issues, so be it. But if you're what is
wrong with these people doing multiple trips? I don't get it.
Or and if you have kids, that's no excuse. You
got people helping you out. You got other menus that
are able to pick your groceries in for you. One

(01:03:58):
trip or bust always, I'm with it, you're with it. Yeah, beautiful,
all right, we're all on the same page. Let's play
a song.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And movie eight hundred and four on ninety three ninety three.
Does anyone disagree with that?

Speaker 16 (01:04:12):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Ken, yes, Ken, you go to the grocery store, you
get a ton of stuff, right, like you're talking bags
on bags on bags, maybe a case of water? How
many trips?

Speaker 12 (01:04:25):
The only right answer is one. Yeah, that's the only
right answer. The best technique is to take the loops
and put it through one arm and fit as many
bags as possible with one arm, and the same thing
with all the arm. And if you have a case
of water, you grab that with the with your hands.

(01:04:45):
That's like you keep your hands empty, right, yeah, that's
why you use for the water. And if you have
any other small stuff, you're using your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I don't care what anyone says. I can open up
doors with my legs.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
I'll figure it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Out, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Back.

Speaker 12 (01:04:58):
I change I changed the the handles on my door
for the you know the ones that are like kind
of horizontal, so you like push down on it instead
of the door knobs. Yes, that's that's that's the best way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
That's the key. That's the key. I got that door
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
And you have to make sure your keys are properly
placed in your shirt so you can grab them out.

Speaker 12 (01:05:17):
I just leave my keys in my car garage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
So okay, I have an apartment and I can't go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yeah, you know, I had to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Get a new car. Here's the last thing to that
I want to say with Ken. Ken brings up a
good point with the way you carry the bags. You
need to be carrying everything, and it exactly you need
to when you walk in and you put those bags
down and you're done, it needs to look like your arms.

Speaker 12 (01:05:42):
Yeah, yeah, you should have like indents in your arm
from the loops of the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
That you feel that way. Now there are the type
and think you Ken, there are these type of.

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
People, Tara, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Hey, you are the prepared person because you bring.

Speaker 33 (01:06:06):
A what I bring a beach wagon you know, one
of those the ones that fold you put it in
your trunk.

Speaker 29 (01:06:12):
Yeah, and I pull it out and I.

Speaker 33 (01:06:13):
Shove all the groceries in there, and I just walk
it right in the house.

Speaker 11 (01:06:16):
No more stressed arms.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
I'm done with all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
I had that when I lived in downtown Chicago because
sometimes you would have to park blocks away from your apartment,
had to get a little wagon.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:06:26):
And I have kids and they don't help.

Speaker 30 (01:06:28):
I try, but they hold one back.

Speaker 19 (01:06:31):
They're like, mom, hurt.

Speaker 16 (01:06:34):
Them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
When you grow up. It is funny to like look
back on things because every kid did that. I think
that then we all mature into we're just going to
take it in one trip. But there is a time
when you're like a kid and you hear like mom
or Dad's home, you just hate your life.

Speaker 11 (01:06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Literally, Hey there's a loaf of bread in this bag.
Do you mind carrying this one in?

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
And it's like, really, Mom, can't hear the loaf of
bread and the milk and the day and the chips?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I hate life?

Speaker 33 (01:07:02):
And your fingers hurt because you've held so many bags.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
It's the way it should be. You're you're when your
fingers turned like pink, they're just But at.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
The end of it, you're like, hey, I got my
cardio in for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Oh oh yeah, you feel like you totally did more
work now, Stacy says, actually multiple trips is the way
she looks at that. You say, it's a healthy type
of thing for you. You want to take more steps correct, Well,
then I'm fat.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
I'm on a lifestyle change and I do a lot
of walking and exercising, and I don't mind going, you know,
back and forth to the car two or three times.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Do you have a house or an apartment, Stacy?

Speaker 11 (01:07:50):
I have a house.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Okay. I think that makes a little bit of sense
because it's like if you're going back and forth from
a parking lot. I don't want to go back and forth. Part.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I'm sorry, that sucks. I want a house one day.
I need awesome having a house, Stacy.

Speaker 11 (01:08:05):
You know what, I'm a renter and I've been looking
at houses, and yesterday I got approved. Nice way, I'm
starting a new chapter of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I'm so excited that health journey house.

Speaker 11 (01:08:22):
Yes, I need to see you guys every day on
the way to the work and my sixteen year old
son is in the car with me and I drop him.

Speaker 16 (01:08:31):
Off at school.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
First.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I love that. What's your son's name?

Speaker 11 (01:08:34):
Yes, my son's name is Dmitri.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Dmitri, Stacey amazing. Thank you guys so much for being
a part of the family. Stacey, congratulations on everything. And Dmitri,
give your mom a big hugg and a kiss for
being a great mom because you got a fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
And help her with the groceries so she doesn't have
to do multiple trips.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Cute or corny? One word, that's all we want to know.
Cute or corny? Eight four your own nine ninety three
ninety three. You could text it at ninety seven seven
two zero. Ashley, do you have the photo?

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I do, of course I have the photo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Can you give the photo to Terry's so we can
post this absolutely more time? The question is cuter corny?
At Live with Joe Show, you can see this picture.
I'll put the picture on our Twitch and her YouTube
because you know you can watch us every morning. Search
Live with Joe Show on YouTube. Joe Show sucks on Twitch.

(01:09:31):
What did you do for your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
So we were sitting in the studio like two or
three weeks ago, and you know big lighters. I had
no clue that they can make custom lighters for people.
So we were seeing in the studio and I don't
know what made I made me get the ad, but
I got the ad on Facebook, so I clicked it
because it said custom big lighters, and I was like, oh,
this is cool and you can put your face on it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
So I got our.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Custom big lighter. Mind you're not one. There's a six
in a pack because they were only twenty dollars. And
I said, I heart my girlfriend and my pictures in
the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
And I think it's so cute that when she goes
to light anything around anybody, I don't know. She's taken
and she's in love with me. Pretty cute, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
If Jed did this, could you imagine I.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Would think it's adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Because I also hopefull she's not listening. I'm gonna get
the air freshener. When you put your face on the You.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Don't want this because it's cute. You want this? You
want out of ownership.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
No, it's so cute. I could do all the cute
little things now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
It's you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
No, you want me to sing you song?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
You have love of your fiance, got you lighters with
her face on those.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
It's so that because you guys are long distance.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Not if she was here, I would do it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
You want other people know to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
So that I do want people to see how cute
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Oh she's taken. Okay, all right, she's taken.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Not at all. I just like doing like really cute
corny things.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
How mad are you going to be when you go
visit and like it's like, hey, I need a lighter
and then she hands you just like a blue lighter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Oh, I'm gonna be upset because he has six of them.
So there's one for the car, there's one for your purse,
there's one for work, there's one for home, there's one
for the basement. There's to be one of those lighters
around her entire home.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Is it posted?

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Yes, it's that's up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
All right, I'll pull it up on Twitch and YouTube
and all of that. But at Live with Joe Show,
if you're on you know, neither, if you're just listening
on the radio, you can just look at the photo
real quick, or you can go watch this, which we
absolutely love. I mean, Jed, what what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Super corny? I would I don't think I would ever
do this. I can't do it is just cutting dude.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Jed has not reset level of his relationship where he
could be corny. He's getting there though, he's got like
a week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
What do you mean, what are you talking about him?

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
No, you need the nicknames that your girlfriend calls you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
She calls me pooky, yeah, calls she calls me peanut?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Is there cring is? Every time you say those it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Makes just jealous that he doesn't have a pet. It's
just me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
It's actually I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Terry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Oh, it's so corny.

Speaker 27 (01:12:14):
Next she's going to be getting her pj's or like
the shirt face on it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
That's what's coming next. We're taking holiday exactly.

Speaker 27 (01:12:22):
Your face is going to be all over her clothes
from here and now, and then anybody the neirth.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Day shirts when they have like their faces all over them.

Speaker 27 (01:12:29):
Now, any day that she doesn't wear Ashley's face on
her shirt, Ashley's gonna be upset.

Speaker 23 (01:12:34):
Isn't there any part of you that, like, I don't know,
wants to buy more? Yeah, and that just like looks it,
like it in in an honest way and go like, Okay,
I would give anyone crap for doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
I would not give anyone crab. I think it's so Hey, Raven,
what do you think.

Speaker 14 (01:12:53):
I think it's the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Right when you love lighters from your sickness and other
with their face on it.

Speaker 30 (01:13:02):
Yes, and hello, lighter, that's my damn lighter.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Oh I'm sorry, excuse me?

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
You can say damn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Oh you can see.

Speaker 8 (01:13:13):
You guys? Ever seeing it?

Speaker 19 (01:13:14):
You guys, ever heard that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
That's my past, that's in that Ashley's lighter.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
That's my life.

Speaker 24 (01:13:24):
Do know you?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
No one can steal no one can steal her lighters.
It's okay because I'm awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Oh my, I'm totally gidding you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
I'm excited. You guys don't want lights.

Speaker 10 (01:13:39):
I have a good day, guys, I love you, Love.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
You, Hey, Nicole, what's up?

Speaker 33 (01:13:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (01:13:47):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Cuter, corny, it's both what you mean?

Speaker 30 (01:13:53):
So the lighter is cute. Lighter is cute because it's small.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Assure me.

Speaker 33 (01:13:58):
I've been with my husband fifteen years. He has a
shirt with my face on it that says Ryan's Girl,
and every time he wears it, he gives me that
face like.

Speaker 12 (01:14:07):
Why are you doing this to me?

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
But the lighter you can.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
Hide that you bought him in your pocket.

Speaker 20 (01:14:13):
It's discreet.

Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
Heck yard, I made it at Walgraine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
At least, how fast did you give it to him
after you caught him cheated? No? Lord, have you ever
seen those? I went to the Strawberry Festival one time
and I saw a guy wearing one of those shirts
where it was like I cheated on my girlfriend and
this is her and she's beautiful. You've never seen those?

Speaker 33 (01:14:42):
His was just I've seen those, but no, his was
just cute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Sirs.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
I say, like, I'm with stupid and it's always your
it's so wearing it.

Speaker 17 (01:14:52):
Oh yeah, you see that one a lot of Disney.

Speaker 16 (01:14:58):
World and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Anna? Is it corny?

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
It is corny?

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
You want a box right now?

Speaker 21 (01:15:10):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Why is it corny?

Speaker 33 (01:15:15):
Oh my gosh, it's like okay in elementary school, the
friendship bracelet?

Speaker 29 (01:15:19):
I hated them.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
I thought it was so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Because you didn't get one as why single too?

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Anna single? Ain't got a friends?

Speaker 23 (01:15:26):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Why are you lashing out on Anna like that and
going in on me?

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
She said it was corny.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Base number one and only hit music Channel ninety three
three f l z uh. Can I say something and
then you not judge me?

Speaker 25 (01:15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Let me hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Say something and you can't be like, you're a horrible
person for doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Let's here it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
So, I do a lot of laundry. I love doing
the laundry. I love folding clothes. I love the smell
of the clothes. I like doing that. I like to
cook certain foods. I love doing it. I love putting
it in the containers and then texting Alyssa while she's
at work and be like, hey, I prepped out meals

(01:16:08):
for the next like three or four days. I like that.
I don't like cleaning. Cleaning is my least favorite thing
of all time. Okay, I hate it. It's just it
bothers me. I don't know why. I don't know what
it is. I don't like it. Okay, okay, one more time.
Can I say something? Youre not be mad?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I melted a ton of plastic ware of ours how
with a lighter, Why so I could blame the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I took a bunch of plastic wear lighter right to
it started to morph it right, look funny. I then
waited for it to cool off, because obviously I don't
want to put any plastic like you know, I don't
want to ruin my dishwasher, but once it finished, I
put it back in there. Okay, closed it left it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Oops.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Melyssa goes in there, she goes, what the heck happened?
What do you mean what happened? She's like, what happened?
I don't know. I started the dishwasher, Like is there
something wrong? She's like, what did you click a different setting?
I was like, I don't know, I clicked the buttons.
I didn't know what to do. Plaining dumb, She goes,
you know what, I'm just going to take care of this.

(01:17:19):
Got her?

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
I got her?

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Got her been there? Have you ever done that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Like I just don't want to do something right now,
so I gotta act like I or you What is
the word?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
I'm looking for it purposely after so you never have
to do it again.

Speaker 29 (01:17:32):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
When I was younger, I remember when my mom was
trying to make me wash clothes. I'm like, I do
not want to wash these clothes. I literally just want
to go hang out with my friends. So I would
purposely throw something in the all whites, like a red shirt,
and it would destroy my It would be my clothes,
it wouldn't be hers, and she'd be be upset because
now she's got to go buy me a new school
clothes like my I told you, I just don't get it.
I'm sorry, and then eventually, you know, I started doing it.

(01:17:53):
But yeah, I purposely will mess.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Up eight hundred and four ninety three ninety three If
you do that, were you purposely f up so that
you don't have to do something? Is anyone willing to
admit that? I gotta be honest with you. I feel
like an absolute genius.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
I just do and I'm sorry. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
It's just I do it when I just don't want
to be when I don't want to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Yeah, I didn't want to do it and someone could
ar you. You know what, it took you more time
to sabotage all of that, and you're right, it definitely did.
But it will save me time in the future. This
is an investment. M I don't think that Alyssa will
ever trust me to turn on the dishwasher ever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Got to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Yeah, when I go home and visit my mom and
my sister Megan is there, I never make the bacon
because I always tell me I always burn the bacon,
and I'll intentionally burn it. So then because my nephew
Harrison loves it too, I'm like, oh, now me and
Harrison can have bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
So my sister makes it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
I'm like, Megan, see you make it the best now.
I actually did that when I was home with a
week and a half ago.

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(01:19:21):
other thing too well. Here First, before we get to
that here, Terry, let me talk to Dan real quick.
Hey Dan, Hey, how are you fantastic?

Speaker 12 (01:19:31):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Do you ever do that where you purposely mess up
so you don't have to do it ever again?

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
I tristly don't have that luxury. I'm a single guy,
live my own life. But I'm a little disappointed. I
gotta say that you did that and you're willing to
admit it on the air, because I'm betting your girl
listens to your show and now you look like you're crystal.

Speaker 16 (01:19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
I think you're just called yourself a little bit more
problems than Lev.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
He aay wrong. Now he's always gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Be doing I mean seriously, running the dishwasher like incredibly.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Easy, not unloading it onload?

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
What's the worst loading it or unloading unloading it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
There's still water, you gonna wipe off the water.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I cannot stand it. I would rather hand wash everything.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Unloading the dog dishwasher is the hardest part, for sure, amen, But.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Why is that the case?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
It's harder to do that, and it's also what's the
worst part about laundry? The laundry.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
We got to figure this out, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
I think with the dishwasher example, it's because you don't
put all the dishes in there in one day.

Speaker 16 (01:20:45):
It takes your.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Mini meals.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
But when you're unloaded, it's like, oh man, it's like procrastinating.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah, Dan, you bring up all great points. Love when
you call in Rachel, Hello, you have purposely missed the
laundry for quite some time.

Speaker 33 (01:21:06):
That's been about twenty four years of not having to
do my husband's laundry. It's been wonderful. It's the best
mistake I ever made in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
What did you do.

Speaker 19 (01:21:15):
When we first started dating?

Speaker 33 (01:21:17):
I think I mixed like the lights and darks, and
I put the towels with his nice shirts, and you know,
I don't know, just something that made him he actually
he takes the laundry and he puts a basket upside
down so I don't touch it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Smart, Like, Hey, Rachel, I guess there's a name for
what we do. You ready for this? I like this
name because it sounds like very very very drastic, Olivia,
there was a name for purposely messing things up so
you can get out of it. What is it called?

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
There is a name. It's called weaponized incompetence.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Sick, really cool.

Speaker 15 (01:21:58):
Yes, this is a real thing.

Speaker 24 (01:22:00):
It's when, like you know, you do something wrong on
purpose that you don't have.

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
To do it again.

Speaker 32 (01:22:05):
Usually the person doesn't admit it to who they're with,
like by seeing it on the radio. But like there's
I feel like there's a difference also from like, oh
I kind of did.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
It well, Hey, weaponized incompetence. If you knew you couldn't swear,
but you still did.

Speaker 19 (01:22:30):
Uh slip?

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
It was a slip.

Speaker 32 (01:22:32):
You do something not so great so that you don't
have to do it again, that counts too. Yeah, because
you're purposely doing it for so you just don't have
to do it. That's kind of a not so great
thing to do.

Speaker 30 (01:22:45):
But we all do it sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
I'm telling you, I like every other chore, cleaning the stove.
I actually find a lot of joy in it. I
like when things are dirty and then they're clean. Maybe
it's the dishwasher. It's the fact that the dishwasher is
taking care of the cleaning part. That's my face favorite part.
I don't know what it is. But you know what,
I really did think I'd never be doing it again,
and I just realized I totally just said this.