THEjoeSHOW Full Show (12-29-2025)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel ninety
three to three f l Z eight hundred four, ninety three,
ninety three. The question is simple. Do you shower with
the door open or close? That's it, That's the question
eight hundred four On the ninety three ninety three Ashley
would like to survey you and everyone else.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Survey says, you have to shower with the door open.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Why because you need to know of the murderer is
coming into the home of yours. Because what happens if
you get to jump out the bathroom window naked. I
would do it to live absolutely, because I would rather
hear someone coming through my door with the door open
as I'm showering, Whereas if I'm hearing them like doing
stuff outside and then I freak out from them grabbing
the door.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't have a heads up.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I like the door being closed, got to hear it.
I like the door being closed because of an intruder.
I actually disagree with you. I need that line of
defense so that I can make that decision that I
need to jump out of the window.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's no, You've got to have the door close. You
have to have it open because you're gonna hear them
open your front door.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I know I'll be able to hear that no matter what. No, No,
that superhuman hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, you have terrible earing.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I've got superhuman hearing if I need it.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, I have the shower with the door open. I
get freaked out. And then when the when the curtain
is closed, the shower curtain is closed and the door
is closed. Oh, I think I'm going to get murdered.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Jed, you live with your sister. Do you have that
door closed?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I have it open. Oh Jesus, yeah, I have it open.
But after reading this, I'm changing my mind on it because,
according to chech Ept, it's more economical and it's a
better overall experience for you to go door open, I'm sorry,
door closed rather than door open. Because the steam is
contained inside of the bathroom, which means the shower is
going to feel hotter. You're not gonna have to turn

(01:49):
your showers hot and use as much hot water. It
keeps the warm air in and prevents drafts, and it
helps contain heat inside of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Iners, can you ask about intruders? What about intruders? All right?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I see you're thinking about safety as well as comfort
and moisture control. It says it's gun. He said, if
intruders are a real concern, you'll be safe showering with
the door closed and locked.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Hey, Kevin, Yeah, door open or closed.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Definitely closed. I need the hot, steamy room, nice and hot,
nice and warm. You keep that door open, you don't
get any of that. It's all cold.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I hate getting out of the shower, and it's moist
the window or the mirrors all fathers still wet.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh my god, I love that feeling. And Kevin, can
we can we convince Ashley that having the door closed
is a lot safer as well. Like chat, you bet
said it best you can lock your doors.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I just started sleeping with my door closed, literally just
I like it. I did on it talking about sleeking
with it open, You guys are right. I like sleeking
with it closed.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I can't even have a cracked but the bathroom door
gotta be open.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What are you saying, Kevin?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
I think she should have some money in there, a
place of blowing and then close the door and she'll
see the difference.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, she'll see the difference. Kevin, you're the goat. We'll
talk to you later.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I mean it's saying door open. It says never do
it with the door open?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Can you can you type in now, should I shower
with a gun? If yes, what gun is best in
the shower? Shower with a block? Oh my glas, all right,
see what's the best gun to shower with?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
I hate how chat GPT just thinks now, even on
the instant and says thinking it's.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Like, yeah, I gotta think. Give me a minute, man,
you're asking me a dollion questions every two seconds.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hey, well, we're figuring out if we should be showering
with a weapon. Michelle, do you have it closed or open?

Speaker 7 (04:05):
I leave it closed, And I think if.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You guys are worried about insurer coming.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
At least if it's closed, we'll just rob you and
I'll kill you exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Don't look at my wien like the naked girl in
the shower. I'm getting you first.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
And my entire shower is just glass.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
There's no curtain, it's just glass.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
My shower doesn't even have a door like my shower.
I know when I when we moved into the apartment,
when my fiance and I moved in, I don't think
we were really like focusing on the shower. But we
obviously have a door to the bathroom, but the actual
shower does not have a door. You walk in on
one side, the heads on the other. It is the

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coldest shower you'll ever take because of it, dude, checchi
pet sucks it says, I cannot answer that question.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
That would be unsafe for me to do. Bring a
gun into a wet, slipperly slippery and I mean it's
just chat CHPT just needs to have a little bit
more fun, It's right, Sep giving me PC answers.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I agree. I agree. Hey Rob, yes, sir, do you
shower with a gun?

Speaker 9 (05:16):
Uh? Not on me while I'm in the bathroom, but
it is in the bathroom all.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Right, perfectly. You take it to the GPT when we
have chat R O B.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Do you take it to the bathroom with you just
because you need to feel safe.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
No, we have one in every single room in the house. Okay,
security baby.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
And what do you carry? What kind of gun do
you carry in the bathroom? Nine mill?

Speaker 10 (05:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, okay, hall points?

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Uh no, you don't need them.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, I don't know what any of that.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
But back to the door question. You need the door closed.
And here's why. If you're showering and there's a fire
in the house, you're gonna be protected with it save
your life.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, I'm in the water way, so I'll be good.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'll be good to the water.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
As chat GPT that ask chat ept this. Let's see
if it's got an answer for this. If I'm showering
and my house is on fire, will.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I be safe?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Will it be canceled out?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Will I be safe? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Asked that question. All right, let's see you would not
automatically be safe. A bathroom doesn't provide real fire protection.
It's not a fire rated room, and in some cases
it can actually become more dangerous.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, say, don't respond to it. Say yeah, but I'm
in the water. Yeah say that. Pardon all right?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
It keeps giving me. I don't care about prevention and preparedness.
This is where the chat CHEPT loses me.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Chat SHEPT has got to figure this out, rob stay
safe more thinking for a longer, better answer. I remember
when chand GPT wouldn't think. No, being in the water
does not make keep you safe from a house fire. Unbelievable.
You know what, Sometimes I like wearing a little coat

(07:11):
and whatnot. Joe Show is live on ninety three three
FLZ and it may be cold in Tampa Bay, but
let me tell you something. We had to travel up
to Detroit for work. So we're broadcasting in the iHeart
Detroit Studios right now, and it's a lot older. So
my fiance, she works in downtown Tampa. She'd sent me

(07:32):
a picture. She's in her office building and they're all
wearing coats. Still listen, it's gonna snow where we are
in ten minutes, believe it or not. We'll take a picture.
If you've never seen snow, I'll take a picture and
send it to you. We're here for iHeartRadio's jingle Ball.
We've talked about it a lot the last couple of days.
So if you're already annoyed with me, you can send

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me a DM and say shut up about it. I
don't want to hear it anymore. But I got another
story that I want to tell with it. EJ. It's
like you're listening to EJ every night, so EJ is
here as well. And we were talking about the clothes
we were gonna wear tonight for the event and all
of that, and you know, EJ is on every radio

(08:15):
station for iHeart, so he travels around the whole entire
country in December and does all these shows. And with that,
listen at the end of the day, you do kind
of need to dress nice. Our company takes a ton
of pictures. They post it on the company page, which
has millions of followers. So you do you get a
little vain and not in the negative sense. You just

(08:35):
your best. You gotta look your best. And EJ told
me that he will buy the clothes and he purposely
buys clothes that are made to be returned. And what
that is is it's the clothes that have tags on
the inside, not the outside. So he leaves the tags
on and he'll return him after every show one hundred

(09:00):
and four oh nine ninety three ninety three. Do you
do that? Are you a serial returner? Is that something
that you are doing when you go to maybe work
events or maybe you just do it in your normal life.
Maybe you got a birthday over the weekend, so you
want to, you know, look all nice for that, but

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then you return the clothes.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Maybe you want to go all out for Gasparilla next month,
and you're like, it's well, price you, i'mna have to
return a hat and the jacket.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
But that to me is nuts because, like especially Gasparilla,
I wear a pirate outfit every year. It's the same
pirate outfit. And the beauty of a pirate outfit is
is that it can get messed up. You can spill
on it, you can stain it, you can do all
because you're a pirate. So it almost adds more character
to it. If I'm looking to return my jacket or

(09:50):
I'm looking to return my coat or a hat, how
do I even have fun at Gasparilla? I'm gonna spill
on it.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh, some people really just want to go for the
looks and the pictures.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm saying though, Oh you can't. I mean, then there's
no fun. Yeah, I kind of agree with Joe. And
also it's Gasprilla. I'm willing to bet that there's maybe
one single human being that's just showing up to take
a picture. Everyone else we're having fun. It's a national holiday.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
True, But EJA is the reason why I I mean,
you do the same thing. I washed my clothes before
I wear them, simply because I mean, you're going to events.
You're probably going to birthday parties, social events, and you're
wearing these clothes and bringing them back, but you're sweating
in them, your body fluids are getting on them.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
So I did this with a pair of pants. Once
I did this with a pair of pants, or it
was actually at our coworker Nick Wise's wedding. I wore
pants and then I put them back on Amazon and
kept the tag on in the inside of them. But
what I didn't realize is that you really do screw
over like small businesses when you do this on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Because yeah, I think so, go grab her, and right
playing your Amazon, go grab her.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
So the reason why, uh, it screws over like small
businesses because there's certain products where people like they do
rather a business out on through Amazon. So one, they're
not like these big corporations who if you return something,
the big corporation can kind of eat the cost. But
if I'm buying two hundred and three hundred dollars worth
of clothing and that's supporting a small business that just

(11:21):
happens to be on Amazon, if you return it worn
and used, they can't resell that and make any money
off it. They're out the three hundred dollars that they
would more likely profit off of in sead.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right, so Bianca is walking in which you can
listen to Bianca on my dad's radio show Mojo in
the Morning. Bianca, we're talking about how ej is returning
his clothes after jingle ball. Oh and I've heard that
you do this.

Speaker 11 (11:47):
Oh my gosh, I do this all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
And actually, now that you come in here and I'm
looking at you, happy birthday beyond y twenty three today?
Did you get a birthday outfit? Or well?

Speaker 11 (11:59):
You never turning it right?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Are you serious? You have no shame?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
No, I live off Amazon return the thirty day return policy.
I actually bought a shirt to go to the Detripistans
game last week. I asked him, with the return policy
is seven days?

Speaker 11 (12:10):
I'm returning it after show?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Kidding me. Yeah, just said something about Amazon and small businesses.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
So you screw over small businesses because of this. Think
about all the like mom and pop stores that are
on Amazon, right, Like, say you buy clothes from them,
you wear it right, and then Bianca returns it. Now
they're out all that money that they thought they were
going to make because you were got out sweaty in
it and because you not returned it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
She's like, whooped you do?

Speaker 11 (12:32):
Well, I'm considering Amazon a big corporation.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
What's that guy's name who owns it?

Speaker 11 (12:43):
He does not care about my twenty dollars return policy.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Honestly, sometimes I return things and then I don't know
how to return it.

Speaker 11 (12:48):
They just pay me back.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Every year for.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Jingle Ball, by the way, I returned my outfits. So
i wear a really cute outfit and I'm returning it.
Same thing with my offan and warning today, I'm really
a really cute outfit and I'm returning it is really cute,
and I'm returning it because I'm never gonna wear it again.

Speaker 11 (13:02):
It's so pointless to keep an outfit or keep clothes
that you're only gonna wear once.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I I mean, that's don't you agree?

Speaker 11 (13:09):
I know, I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
My closet is filled with things that I bought for
jingle Ball, because yeah, I kind of I kind of yeah,
kind of dress.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Everything, everything I wore for your dad's Hall of Fame event,
everything I wore for Halloween every year, and that'suff always
gets returned.

Speaker 11 (13:23):
I'm never closet empty.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Well, no, it's just basically, I actually wear the same
clothes like every day because I have no clothes.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
More cartoon characters.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Is your name, mar mar Hi Mar life is fantastic.
When I get to talk to you. You're on with Bianca.
Say happy birthday to Bianca real quick? Can you say
happy birthday to Bianca?

Speaker 11 (13:50):
I appreciate you, man.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Do you do you do that? Uh? Do you return
these clothes?

Speaker 12 (13:57):
So there have been sometimes where I sixteen different outfits
and then I hate them. So then I run the
target real quick, I'll get that outfit and at the
end I end up returning it. Yeah, but I always
feel terrible because it's like I just wore this outfit
and not someone else has to wear it after I
wore it.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't know right sweat like my butt is sweating
right now.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
No, honestly, it doesn't exactly. Listen, it doesn't matter. And honestly,
probably close you by probably have been.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Worm with them, watched them before we put them on.

Speaker 11 (14:28):
I don't ever wash.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I mean you docause, thank you mar April April. You
you have someone that's exactly like Bianca. They take advantage
of the Amazon returns.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yes, so anything that they may have that breaks, They'll
go on Amazon find the exact same automn and then
just turn the broken autumn or something that doesn't work,
and they'll send it back and they get their money
back every time.

Speaker 11 (15:00):
Hous with skincare.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
If I run out of like my Face moistureizer, I'll
buy anyone on Amazon to turn the old face morstraiser
that's empty.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Scamming.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
And I also just bought a tag gun, so even
if I want to rip off the tags, I can.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Retag my tag gun eight hundred and four and nine
ninety three ninety three. At the Joe Show, let's hang out,
We'll have a ninety three three FLZ and what is
the most adult thing you did as a kid? Joe
Show's inaugurral cruise. We're back, We're having fun. I loved it,
every single second of it. I really did. You know,
when we announced the cruise and we talked about it,

(15:37):
there was some planning that went behind of you know,
what do we do because the show is for families, right,
everything that we do. I really hope that you know
that we want all ages to be able to listen.
I want, you know, five year olds when they're just
kind of really starting to remember things and whatnot to

(15:57):
look back when they're fifteen and go, oh my god.
I loved when I would go to preschool or whatever
with my mom and she would have The Joe Show on.
I love when someone calls in and they're like, yeah,
my grandkids da da da da da, like old people listening,
Like I love all ages listening. But with the cruise,
we had a conversation and what was brought up was, Hey,

(16:18):
this is going to be more adult themed. We have
adult stuff going on. Uh that was the plan. And
then we get into the welcome party and I'm looking
around and I saw an eleven year old Chloe, which,
if she's listening right now, hi Chloe. Chloe and her

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mom went on the cruise and it was so much fun.
She was such a good sport. She consistently raised her
hand if we had anything going on, and she volunteered
and she wanted to be a part of it all.
I remember leaving the casino one night at like midnight,

(17:02):
and there's Chloe walking around and her pj's with her mom,
having so much fun. We had like a group dinner
and she was at one of the tables and everyone's
taking shots and she's just there laughing around and whatnot.
And it made me so happy to see that, but
it also made me go, Chloe's got to have one
of the coolest moms of all time, right, Yeah? Eight

(17:24):
hundred and four oh nine, ninety three, ninety three. What
was that thing you did? The adult thing you did
as a kid. You're like jumping at the duck.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, because I'm not gonna forget, because now you're making
me think of all the things that my grandfather had
me do when I was younger, Like I shouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Been doing ray Papa, Well, who let me? You think?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
So my grandmother's house, she kind of lived in an alleyway,
so the corner store is literally like maybe three houses up.
So he would have me go buy him Lucy's. It
was just like a one cigarette. They call him Lucy's.
So you would have me go to the corner store.
I would get him cigarettes and then I would play
his numbers for the lottery. I was twelve year old. Oh,
I should not have been doing that. And that was
an adult thing for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I had an uncle one time. It was a family
like dinner party type of thing at a restaurant. And
my parents had left early and left him to kind
of be like my chaperone, and he when they left,
started to drink a lot. I was maybe twelve, and

(18:25):
I drove home. He had me drive home for him,
and he's like, listen, I trust just be safe.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
You were me.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm going to tell you what speed to drive. Make
sure you drive that speed. I got home. I didn't
hit anything, nothing bad happened. All was good. Rachel was
three years older than me when she purchased a car.
What do you mean you purchased a car.

Speaker 14 (18:46):
Yeah, I literally bought a car. So I delivered newspapers
as a kid as my job. I started when I
was eleven years old, and I saved up enough money
that my parents took money out of my bank account
and put a down payment on a two thousand and
three Red Mas de Miata and then I paid a
car monthly payment each month, and I paid it off

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by the time I was sixteen.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (19:09):
Yeah, so big responsibility is for a little kid, But
I did it.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Do you have kids now.

Speaker 14 (19:16):
No, not yet, But I'm gonna instill that same work ethics.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I was going to say, when you do, that's gonna
be kind of the thing. And then if they say
I don't want to, you're gonna be like it a let, You're.

Speaker 15 (19:28):
Gonna have to.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I on the Liver newspapers, Newspapers.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
The Mountain, Yeah right, I love that.

Speaker 14 (19:38):
I also with the newspaper thing. I was on the
Today Show with Matt Lauer for that too. It's pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (19:47):
There were a lot of people watching him.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's dead, he's on fire. Thank you, Rachel.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Christine. Yes, when you were ten years old, what had you?

Speaker 16 (20:07):
My parents were having a Christmas party with the neighbors
next door, and I noticed there was a lot of
adult beverages around and I was tasting them, and I
found this Boone Farm Strawberry Hill, and I liked it.
I thought it was juice. And the more I liked it,
the more I drank. And then I fell into the

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Christmas tree, took the whole Christmas tree down. All the
adults were like, what's going on? And my mom found
out that I had gotten into the Boon's farm and
I drank a whole bottle when I was ten years old,
Holy Joe, I was post drink. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Christine, did that make you as you got older, not
want to drink.

Speaker 17 (20:53):
No, that was the start of it.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Christ I'm gonna move on because we've got the one
and only Chloe on the phone. Hi Chloe Hiloe no Ki,
Hi cutie. Hey, did you have fun on the cruise?

Speaker 14 (21:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes? What was the best part about the cruise the
water slide? The water slide was pretty awesome, wasn't it, Chloe?
So as you're walking through the casino and everything, did
you think to yourself, Oh, my goodness, I'm around only
adults or did you kind of like it, Like did

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it make you want to go back to school or
did it make you want to like grow up and
be an adult?

Speaker 18 (21:44):
Gut and be adults?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Wow? But you still got time, Chloe. I want to
say something real quick. You genuinely were the most fun
on the cruise, and I and I hope you. I
hope you know that, and I also hope you know
that you literally have have like the coolest mom never exists. Hey, mom,

(22:10):
what what was it like when you guys first got
on the cruise? Did you know that it was going
to be mainly adults?

Speaker 18 (22:16):
I did, Yeah, I did. I mean it's Margarita Ville,
see of course it was going to be adults. But
when she when she knew about you know, you guys
going and like a cruise itself that we've never been on,
she was like, we gotta go and I gotta meet him.
And I was like, you know what, it's a good
birthday present for her. So I booked it, and I
mean she had a death time.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
So we had a great time with you guys as well.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Hey, so next year, you guys gonna come.

Speaker 18 (22:41):
With Of course she's already talking about it. She was like,
when's the next one? So like we're going.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's her birthday party each time, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, listen, I think that we're going to start planning
it in about a week. So we got to get
together with everyone that was on the actual cruise and
figure out positive negatives and how big we're gonna make
it for for next year. Chloe and Mama, we love
you guys, We love you all right, we'll talk to you.
We'll talk to you soon. I'm and I'm being dead series.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Chloe like she was the great.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
We're live on Tampa Bay's number one and only hit
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That is eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three
ninety three. We're traveling a lot. We got a lot
of show travel, and don't worry, We're not get We

(23:36):
gotta comment yesterday, and I feel bad that I commented
back because I never comment back. But they were like,
you guys replayed too much. We're back now, and don't worry.
Even when we're hitting the road, we're still gonna be
live on ninety three three fl' z the way got intended.
But with this travel, I'm sick and tired of TikTok,
you know, deciding where we're gonna go and what we're

(23:57):
gonna do, and oh, we're gonna try this, we're gonna
have that. I've gone to Disney World seventeen thousand times.
Why can't we take advice for me? I know where
to go, I got good food recommendations. I'm tired of
these people with cankles telling us where we gotta go.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
I agree with that. I think Joe's is the master
of Disney. And I'm tired of seeing things on reels
on TikTok YouTube. I think Joe truly is the master
of Disney because he's been going ever since he was
a little kid. My man, he could go through the
back of the park and literally just give you a
full on tour. He could probably give you a tour
better than most tour guides good truthfully, So why'm right
there with you?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Why are we going to you know, Lindsey who we
don't even know eight hundred and four o n ninety
three ninety three. Give me some success TikTok recommendation stories
like you went there, you tried it, it was the
greatest thing that you've ever had in your entire life.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I've never had a bad experience from looking up something
on TikTok and going Actually this past weekend when I
was in Houston, I google like restaurants to go to or.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Just parties, and everything checked out. It was don't be hated.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
But we first moved here was it? Seventh and Grove
was just opening. I was like, Oh, I act see
what this place is about, but I want to see it.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
On TikTok. First checked out one of my faves and.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Ebore nine seven seven two zero could text in chat
it up on YouTube search to Joe Show in ninety
three three fl's you leave a talk back on our
free iHeartRadio app or just call it eight hundred four.
On the ninety three ninety three, she says she's never
heard of a bad recommendation. I can guarantee you that
we could find one. Like, Okay, here's the other thing too,
What about this? What if I want to be able

(25:30):
to smell these people before I take a recommendation from
what I smell? Because if you if you smell bad,
I don't want to know what you're eating. I have
no interest in it. I don't want to know where
you're going. And it's not just Disney too. By the way,
I am okay with getting recommendations for sure. I'm just

(25:52):
saying I don't know these people. Like my girlfriend and
I for her birthday, her thirtieth birthday, we went to
Saint Thomas and we've never been you know, did you
take it out anywhere before? The only things we did
was because of TikTok, which everything turned out fantastic. But
it's like, but what about like what about Google? What

(26:12):
about like reading a magazine?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
What are you forty nine plus fifty.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's just like they you know, I want to how
did they find it? I want to find it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Nobody says, hey, yeah, googled it. No, they say, I
tiktokd it a listen?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Do you smell good?

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Do I smell good? Yuess I smell good?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I always call I don't know your left arm, because
because if you don't, I don't want to take recommendations
from you. But you say you have good Disney recommendations.
Do you look at TikTok to find these?

Speaker 15 (26:42):
I do? I do.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
I typed in Disney one day and they just, you know,
suddenly popped up because of the covert data being that
they listen everything. And I am a passholder too, and
I've probably been more times than I can count on
my hands, sure, like four thousand times and thirty two years.
But the pass Hoolder Club thing was the best recommendation

(27:05):
that I ever got.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
See. But I found out about that via the Walt
Disney World app. See, Ashley doesn't know what we're talking about.
Let's just say, when you guys get a little too
parched and hot when we're at Animal Kingdom in a
couple of weeks, I'll be in the pass holder lounge eating.
Don't whip.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I'll just go back to my hotel room and I'll
come out.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Alyssa, look at that here. Hold on, Alissa, we got
to talk to Tyler. So, Tyler, you found out about
what it. Armature Works.

Speaker 19 (27:36):
It's a little Mexican restaurant called They've got the Ca
Sabria Tacos.

Speaker 15 (27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (27:43):
I saw a video of these nachos that were just
they looked incredible, and then I just clicked on the
hashtag mood Judges and I started looking at all their
food and within like two days, me and my fiance
went there.

Speaker 15 (27:57):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, Tyler, Tyler, they have these.

Speaker 19 (28:01):
Beef tacos with this melted cheese and this beef sa.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Ca Sabria tacos. Tyler. I found out about it because
I went to Armature. I was living my life.

Speaker 19 (28:14):
I don't I don't like going places like that because
I don't know what I'm gonna find.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
True, but that's part of the adventure.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
You have to like go out, but you have to
go out and explore for yourself.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You can't just yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
I mean, but once Tyler got there, he ate his
tacos and then he saw other places.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
And I get it. And I'm not discounting people who
are like going out and reviewing all this stuff. Like
there's a guy on on Instagram called mister Tampa Bay.
He does a lot of great reviews, and I agree
with a lot of this stuff that he says. I
don't want to discount that. But part of the thrill
of like getting to have the actual experience is going
boots on the ground and doing it yourself.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
And I don't like so all right, you like something, okay,
I'll try it. But when you I don't like the
well I would you know, let's rank everything, and I
think this is a zero out of ten. It's like
and that goes back to the I want to smell
you because if you've got bad taste, if you don't

(29:10):
have a good scent, then you probably don't have a
good taste. We probably can yourself. So so what now
we're gonna avoid? Like could you imagine the cheeseburg egg rolls?
It Walt disney World are the most delicious thing a
magic kingdom? What if we watched one from someone who
doesn't like pickles and they're like, this is the worst
thing I've ever had. It was so discussed and then
we never tried it. I don't want it. I've got cankles.

(29:33):
Might be right, I'm sweating all over the place, and
I don't want to take recommendations from you.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, I'm gonna start recommending things that we go to Disney.
So you guys give you my video?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Well, I you smell you make an official Ashley. Ashley
gave me something that my girlfriend. I swear to God,
my girlfriend wants to make love to Ashley because of this.
It is my not Perfume, Mike Cologne. It's Mike. You
call Perfume. Who cares? But I'll take recommendations cause you

(30:08):
put me on Now, Brie, I love Dave Portnoy Davy
page for you. Yes, he puts you a seat, and
like Dave, Dave is known for pizza. I would take.
So I've never heard of the velvet scone. Where's that?

Speaker 20 (30:22):
Violet Stone?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Sure, I'm an idiot review here?

Speaker 13 (30:26):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (30:27):
So he did a piece review.

Speaker 16 (30:29):
By then he also did.

Speaker 18 (30:30):
A Philly cheese steak review.

Speaker 16 (30:32):
And I wouldn't have known to go there for Philly
cheese steak.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
But it is to die for.

Speaker 18 (30:36):
You have to go there this second, all right?

Speaker 9 (30:38):
Now?

Speaker 15 (30:38):
I know? Ay?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Three three f l Z. Welcome to the Joe Show,
Welcome to the party. Come on into our house and
hang out with that. We do have rules, though, we
have rules at our house. Now we don't. You get
to just hang out with us. Ashley, though, says that
there should be rules at homes eight hundred four nine
ninety three ninety three. You should not do blank at

(31:01):
someone else's house. What is that blank? Fill in the blank?
A little mad libs for us right now.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So I was at a friend's house over the weekend
and she invited a lot of people over. And she's
someone who's like me, when you come in, please take
your shoes off. And these people just walked in with
their muddy shoes. I'm like, you cannot do that at
someone else's home. And I know that I would not
do that, But I also know I would not go
number two in someone's bathroom. When I left the club Saturday,

(31:28):
you know, had a little liquor, and when you drink
and you gotta do it number two, it just comes
all out. And I was like, no, I would just
have to wait until I get home because I am
not going number two in someone else's bathroom.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Absolutely not. I can't even tell you the last time
I used the bathroom in someone's home. I will not
do it. That's a lie. I actually did, now that
I think about it, I know the last time I
did it was at our boss Tommy's house, gasping.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Oh, I would never I was going to stay longer
than that, I thought. The last time you use the
bathroom at somebody else's house was when you were over
at my place.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why do you remember that?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Because you're like, where's the bathroom and where are the towels?
Because they didn't have any towels in that. I to
give you a Gatoray towel.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Why did you need a towel?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, sometimes you gotta you know, you gotta wash your hands.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
M h.

Speaker 11 (32:13):
What do you for?

Speaker 21 (32:15):
Joe using his right anyway? So I use the bathroom
at Tommy's house. I use the bathroom the bathroom at
Tommy's house. I use the bathroom at Tommy's house. And
you had a towel to No, I need.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Just tell me no, I didn't do it. No, I didn't.
Why are you using? Sometimes? Sometimes sometimes you go and
then you want to you didn't hear the shower. Sometimes
you gotta rinse off a little bit. Did you actually
what was that?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I can't do that?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Somebody? I washed it. I And then you use the
hand towel for.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
People that you can't do someone's face towels to wipe
your bottom.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, that's a That's my aunt Julie when I was
a kid, got me a towel that on one side
said face and the other said but I always thought
that that was a really funny towel.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
No, but that you know, I'm gonna start coming up
with house rules for Joe now because.

Speaker 15 (33:20):
This is insane.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
He literally cleaned his butt hand towel.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I had other people in the house. That was used
as a clean heine because I because I rinsed it off,
so it was just like drying. You're still get that
hand towel. Aaron Jacobson used that hand towel, Katie, I
feel bad about Aaron used that towel too. I'm not

(33:47):
worried about Aaron or Aaron and Sean and I am
swap spit as. Yeah, I know we've kissed, but wiping
your butt that's where I draw the line. What what
will you not with people's homes? Like I I don't
like when I have people over at all, So I
just don't like it. No, I don't like having people

(34:09):
over who won't take their shoes up. That does bother me.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
I gets a good stand when people are really rude
and they ask for leftovers. So perfect example was when
a couple of months ago I host a UFC event.
Joe his girlfriend Alyssa came over and everything was great,
but one of the guys who were kind of acquaintances
with and golfed with a few.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Times, Blake, was wild.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
He was asking to take home pizza and to take
home contenders, and that to me.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Is just like offered it. He got to be offered it.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Don't be doing that. Also, I really cannot stand people
who have the volume, who control the volume like it's
my house. I want to control the volume, and there's
got to be consensus from everybody on how louder soft
the joy is going to be.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
And that's great.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
And then we have Sean, I mean, God bless him,
but Kirk, one of our friends, who was with us
turning off the volume up and I'm like, dude, we
have neighbors upstairs in the volumes up like nineties sev
And then you just hear Joe Rogan on knowing, Oh
my God, to find me, and then my neighbors. I
don't even know what they're thinking at this point. So
no loudness, no leftovers, And honestly, I don't mind the

(35:17):
shoes because I have to clean anyway, because I got
eight people in my house anyway.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
My pharmacist Brett, who I got to see yesterday. That
was fun. Hey Brett. You will leave parties, You will
leave dinner parties, you will leave a person's home just
because you got to go to the bathroom. Yeah.

Speaker 22 (35:37):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
I don't want to, you know, stink up the bathroom,
but you know doing that, So I'll just.

Speaker 15 (35:43):
Go home, like I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
You know what, the worst time to go to the
bathroom is when you're dating someone and you like go
over to there. It is the worst. It is the worst.
So that's another one where you you kind of want
to turn on the shower because you don't want.

Speaker 23 (36:00):
Them to hear anything, you know what I mean for
a long time, Yeah, I love you. Bread holiday people
have gone over to your home and gone through your fridge.

Speaker 24 (36:17):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (36:17):
So when I was in college, I had a friend
who would always come over to my place starving, and
I'm a broke college kid at the time, and he'd
go in my fridge and just drink like two gallons
of milk. He's taking my bread.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
One, you've got two gallons of milk, and two he's
drinking all the gallons of milk.

Speaker 13 (36:40):
He's a big milk guy. And so you might have
to start bringing your own snacks. So he started coming
over to my house with a dumpel bag full of
bread and milk so that he wouldn't eat my crap.

Speaker 19 (36:55):
This guy.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Like wonder bread.

Speaker 13 (37:01):
Yes, just whitebread, like he loves.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I got all right. I think this is the new thing.
Is there anyone in your life that you know, one
you can go to and they're not going to say anything.
You go to them with your secrets and no one
will find out, yes or no? Yes you go yeah, yes,

(37:26):
you got them too. Yeah you I think Terry will
keep her mouth shut. I know Jed does too. Are
there people in your life who act like they do,
but you know they're gonna talk no matter what.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
My mom really, yes, I call my mom.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
So back at home, it was a WG in news.
That's what the we used to watch. So I used
to call her Channel nine News because I'm like, you
know what, I know for a fact as soon as
I tell you this, everyone in the family's gonna know.
Like I know for a fact the information that I
give my mother, my sister's gonna know, my grandma's gonna know.
So even go as far as reaching out to my
real dad, like, hey, you hear about Ashley, I'm like, wait, really, yes,

(38:07):
I'm like, dude, soe I call a.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Channel nine news all right, eight hundred and four own
named ninety three ninety three. I want to know who
that is in your life. I want to know who
the person is that always will end up giving out
the information. I fear that I have become that to
my brothers, and I don't know why because I don't
say anything to anyone. But I have found out recently

(38:31):
that my brothers are sharing information within themselves, and now
I'm finding out through my mom, which I want to
know why. My mom knows something tells me that my
brothers are the rats. Now they should tell me I'm
the oldest. You're the old sibling.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Oh wow, you are the untrusted sibling.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Because I tay quiet.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
It's okay, because I am too they can cuss me out.
Yesterday because she wouldn't got my niece hair done. I
think I told Terry how much it wasn't It was
really expensive, so I'll call my mom. I was like, hey,
did you hear Madelene got her hair done?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It was this much?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
And she was like, oh really. Megan called me literally
after the appointment. She goes, really, you had to tell
her how much I spend on Madeline's hair.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I was like, I didn't know. You didn't tell hear
unless she spent twelve dollars. It was the first time
she actually got her hair professionally done. So she needed
her ends clean.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
She needed a treatment, she needed the works, I know,
so we all kind of pushed it at her money.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Being a woman is tough. Yes, it's like a guy.

Speaker 11 (39:26):
First.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
That was the first time she went to the salon
two hundwelve dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
When Harrison needs a haircut, it's the same that does it.
It's given me twenty five bucks. Oh really? All right,
Yeah that's perfect. You don't have to worry about anything
at all.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, so she was pretty upset. I guess I am
that sibling Helen.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Keyler, who is it?

Speaker 15 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Are you, Helen Keller, maybe noise if you are, don't
say anything. If you are, actually Helen, are you that
person where if the information is given to you, you
start gossiping, Oh.

Speaker 25 (39:59):
No, my mother, my mother one hundred percent. But then
she tells everybody. Nobody tells me anything.

Speaker 15 (40:08):
I don't.

Speaker 25 (40:08):
I don't never know. I'm the last to find out. No,
because as soon as you know, you're across the street
to the fifty five and older, which everybody's about in
their eighties and nineties, telling everybody over there, no, my
mother one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I wonder what it is with parents.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, they just feel like dang, maybe I don't feel
like they have a lot of people to talk to,
so then when they do talk to someone, they got
to tell everybody everything.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I also feel like there's a part of it, though,
where it's like, well, we brought them into.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Your information, my information.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, I own you. It's kind of like the mail, like,
does your mom open up the mails? I'm like, yo,
that's illegal, Helen. Does your mom open up the mail?
Like if she had an opportunity to open up your mail,
do you think she would?

Speaker 25 (40:48):
I think she did one time. She's like, oh I
accidentally my dad had passed us. She lives with us,
but we'll be driving or something in my phone ring
and then after she goes who is that, and I'll go, well,
let's see they ask for her and that's for Louise.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Like, hey, mom, I love it, Helen, thank you so
much for calling in. Yeah, yeah, hi Hi. Who's always
given out the information?

Speaker 26 (41:14):
Well, just like everybody else, my mom. I don't know
what it is about moms, but they just want to
be spilling everybody's secret like it gets too And I'm
also the last person to find everything out in my
family too, so my mom will be the first person
to tell everybody everything. My brother's literally in prison. I'll
be like, oh, I heard through the grapevine and I'm like,
you mean, Mom.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
No way, your brother is in prison find before.

Speaker 26 (41:37):
You literally or my brother will tell me stuff that
I don't even know yet and I'm like, what do
you mean, what do you mean this is happening? And
he's like, oh, yeah, Mom told me, and I'm like,
of course, of course, Mom told you.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
How long is your brother in jail for?

Speaker 26 (41:50):
For a long time? Unfortunately he did some pretty mess
up stuff. We're going to be in there for like
seven more years.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Wow, yeah you do.

Speaker 26 (41:59):
Oh, it's really bad, just you know, just being you know,
a deviant. But you know he's in he's there to rehabilitate,
which is we play hot and cold. Yeah, yeah, let's
do hot and cold murder? No cold?

Speaker 27 (42:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Did he right? Did he? Yeah?

Speaker 26 (42:22):
Kind of in that kind of in that area, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Kind of in that.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Unfortunately unfortunately.

Speaker 26 (42:29):
But like I said, he's focusing on rehabilitation and he's
doing all the right things while he's in.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
There, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah. And by the way, you've now officially become that
sibiling of where you're putting out the information.

Speaker 26 (42:44):
I've become the villain.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
We love you. Yeah, yeah, we'll talk to you later. Sarah,
you are the gossip. You will gossip to your mom immediately.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
No, yes, everybody said their mom. I mean maybe I
got it from her.

Speaker 28 (42:58):
I don't know, but she is my best friend in
the whole world.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
She has my twin, and the second that.

Speaker 26 (43:04):
I find anything else, I'm like, Mom, I guess what
I just found out.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
And we just have a tea fish several times a day.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Mind deal, Like I do that with my mom too.
But I've come to this point. My parents had a
lot of marriage problems, and they've been like really good
over the past recent years. I think ever since my
dad like almost died, and I know if I tell
my mom anything, my dad will find out. Like I'll
be like, don't tell Dad, and she's like, yeah, I won't.

(43:32):
But in my head, I know my dad's gonna be
calling me in an hour being like what the hell?
But I still tell my dad or my mom everything.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Who do you tell first? Mom and dad?

Speaker 15 (43:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
My mom?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Okay, yeah, Mom is first. Always.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I feel like everybody tells their mom everything first. Oh yeah,
and then the dad finds out through the mom.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Which we've learned that mom talks to everyone. So I
think what we really realized through all of this is
none of our information is safe. It's whatsoever. But hey,
this is not a bad thing, is literally. You know
what I'm gonna do about it. I'll call my mom
and talk to her about this. What Tampa needs, what
are we missing as a city, or well, we'll do

(44:14):
the whole Tampa Bay community in general, because we're gonna
say something real quick. Jed's got something that he wants.
He is a statement to make, and then maybe with
us doing this, someone might actually call in and go, well,
hold on, you know, we we have it in you
know wherever. I don't know. I can't even come up
with a place because I don't think that there is

(44:34):
a place. Yeah, we're going to Orlando this afternoon to
do what we are.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Going and getting Korean barbecue. Now, there's a place in
Orlando that Joe and I particularly like going to. It's
called U Turn Barbecue. That is sensational. No, we're not
paid to say that it's sensational either. It is just
it's endless meats. It tastes so good, and I lived
in Korea for a couple of years, so I know
what authentic Korean food should tastes like. That is one
of the spots. Now, I've been to several places in

(45:00):
the Bay Area. I can't I can't find like anything.
And the one like, like the one right across the
street from the radio station closed down and that was
like Joe and I's go to and it was it
was all right. And I'm just looking for that that
Korean barbecue or a Korean restaurant in general that can
really just knock my socks off. That is something in

(45:20):
Tampa Bay that we need. We need a good fire
Korean spot, and I have yet to find one.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Maybe someone will text in nine seven seven two zero
saying we are that place.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
So we have friends who work at Weebel, which is
like an investment app. They're right across the street from
our radio station, and we've been trying to plan a
day to go get Korean and it's like to the
point now where I got to think of a different
type of food to get because there's nothing around eight

(45:50):
hundred four nine ninety three ninety three. So that's Jed's
submission and mine as well. We need a good Korean
place in Tampa Bay. But what else do we need?
I'm and you could take it. As far as.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Sports, gotta have an NBA team.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
We need it.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I'm tired of driving to Orlando.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It would be so much fun if we just had
one more team.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I mean, my god, we have everything else.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
They'll play at Amily. The Raptors did it, you know,
during COVID and it was kind of cool to watch
games there, so like why not. I mean, there's so
much that happens when you have a new team coming
to the.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
City, more money, more jobs, exactly, and.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Another excuse to go out and drink.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
You know what I means.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, I need that in my life.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I see.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I thought someone was gonna call in and say this, Chad,
you want a specific fast food establishment.

Speaker 29 (46:46):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 24 (46:48):
I think we're missing in and out because I know,
like that's a West Coast thing and I was born
and raised here in the Tampa Bay area and I
keep going over there. Yes I have and get it
time I go to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh yeah, My it's funny because like I love it
as well. But all my family that lives on the
West Coast, they're like, it's not that great. It's not good.
But I think it's like one of those things where
if you have it a bunch, it all of a
sudden the greatness is diluted, like you know, you know,
it's like Stockholm syndrome. Almost. Yeah, but I'm with Chad

(47:23):
on that. I think that it would be so much fun.
Now there is a place, Chad. You just try Habit Burger
and it happens to be next to Canes. It's it's
pretty good if you're looking for uh all of that
what else? Habit h a b or well, I don't
know how it just happened. I don't know why I

(47:44):
jumped into that habit have it.

Speaker 15 (47:46):
I'll definitely look it up.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
They got good, They've got good milkshakes to It's like
a Santa Barbara Burger company. But all right, Chad, you're
the best, Tammy? What do we need? And the water park, well,
don't we have what's the name? I mean kind of
do with Adventure Island? Is it not? You? So when

(48:08):
you say yeah, when Tammy, when you say an adult
water park, what do you look?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
What do you want to know? That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, yeah,
I dropped in a group chat that I want theme
parks to stay up into three am.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Would you imagine like you know it would because I
would great because you know, we uh you know love
and they're they're a partner of the show chumba casino. Like,
wouldn't it be awesome to like have like the tables
in the water, you know what I mean, like a
black jack.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Blackjack table? Sign up for that?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I like it? I like it? Thank you, Tammy, Chris?
What do we need?

Speaker 15 (48:50):
All right?

Speaker 22 (48:51):
So when I was in my twenties, I used to
be a bungee jumping instructor and that is one thing
that I noticed I we missed over here in the
Bay area.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
You bungee jumping, you jump back where you jumping from
the tower. Wow. So you just go up on a tower,
you jump, you shoot back up.

Speaker 29 (49:10):
So what it was it was a tea tower.

Speaker 22 (49:12):
You go up an elevator and then you jump off
the one side and then there's a pool underneath and
you can get dumped in the pool.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
It's kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah, okay, a second, right, I mean, but Chris, we
do already have Scottish City, so it's like.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
We kind of already have hut of a plane jump
and then shoot back up.

Speaker 22 (49:31):
Well, unfortunately that's also like forty minutes to an hour drive.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Unfortunate. That's a thrill of a lifetime. Dude, it is
it is.

Speaker 22 (49:39):
I've gone, I've gone, all right, and.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
You liked it, right. Jed's partnering up with them, by
the way, So say something nice about the nice things
I'm jump with you.

Speaker 22 (49:49):
I've got four time.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Okay, see any left, All right, let's do it again, Chris,
you're the best. See and and you know what the
other thing about doing this and we're talking about things
at Tampa Bay needs like let's make a list in
eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three, ninety three,
we have so many great things like we do. Our
football team is a super Bowl champion within the last

(50:12):
five years, right, we know about the success with the
Lightning the Rays, if we won the World Series, getting
very very close, and even this year they thought, man,
not going to be that great. I think that we'll
be in the number one spot at some point this season.
So the sports are fantastic. Let's add an NBA team
theme parks. We got Busch Gardens. What more could you

(50:34):
ask for? And then you drive to Orlando and it's great.
We're doing this though, because Jed and I have to
drive to Orlando to get Korea. And I hope someone
hears this and they go, you know what, I'm inspired,
I'm doing it. Let's make it happen. We all start
doing this because someone might call in and say, hey,
we need this, and there's already it. Stephanie, you're in Sarasota,

(50:55):
right and you want pasta fast food? I do, thank you,
So check it out Dal Morrow's Dalmorrow's in Saint Pete.

Speaker 26 (51:09):
Oh.

Speaker 18 (51:10):
I've heard about this place.

Speaker 17 (51:11):
I've never been though, I've heard great things.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
It's pasta in a box. It's so good. It's so good.
They don't have a dress. You know what, Actually, Stephanie,
if anyone is listening at Del Morrow's, put a window.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Up, Stephanie and got to get out the car.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
That's right now.

Speaker 18 (51:33):
I got five kids. I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
We need that. We need that. Oh my god, five
boxes of pasta sounds like the best party of my life.
I love that. Stephanie. You're the best.

Speaker 26 (51:45):
Thank you have a great thing.

Speaker 25 (51:46):
You guys, you too.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hey, Jules, Hey, this is a oh my girl. So, Jeules,
I didn't we don't have any of these in Saint Pete.
What do you want?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
No, So we have gay bars, but we don't have
any lesbian bars.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Really I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, what's that one? Gayble cocktails? Yeah, love cocktails.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
Yeah, with cocktails.

Speaker 16 (52:11):
But there are pholic things hanging from the ceilings.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh my god, it's hilarious. I went in there one
time and I'd never been in there before, and my
fiance was like, look up when we get in there,
and then I looked up and I'm like, this place
is amazing. Yeah, And there was a furry in there.
I've never seen a furry in real life. Yeah, furry
just dancing in the middle of the dance floor was cool.
I like it nice. We need a lesbian bar, though,

(52:35):
Can I still go to the lesbian bars? Like?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
I still go to bars like and then I'll go
like want to make sure? Yeah, because I love them too.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
What would a lesbian Ashley and Jules, what would a
lesbian bar have?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I pas? No, no construction softballs hanging from the ceiling.
What would it have?

Speaker 12 (52:57):
Oh, there definitely still be drive shows.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh yeah, we love the show show.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's a lesbian thing too. Yea everybody, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
I had a had a friend that was a beautiful
woman and was a drag king, a construction worker.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
So we would do drag We would do drag kings jewels,
not drag queen.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I've never seen a drag king.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I'm okay, I like this.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I would go to that bar all the time.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah. What would the name Ashley's.

Speaker 16 (53:30):
Yeah, that's the perfect name.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
We've got it all right, jewles. Thank you so much
for calling in. Jonathan. You want a space needle. You're saying, hey,
we need we need like a very tall building so
we can see all that we have.

Speaker 15 (53:47):
Yeah, it's simple when something comic. There's nothing in downtown
that really states, hey, this is there for you know.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
We got like the coke Can building, but sext building
we got.

Speaker 15 (53:59):
Beautiful, but nobody can see it unless you're part of
the Tampa Club or something.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, you're right, all right, Well I kind of love
that too, Like what's that landmark?

Speaker 15 (54:09):
And we could use more strip clubs.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Down del mavery you know.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
What, Jonathan, I'm down with it. Let's get even more
why not? Ninety three three fl z eight hundred four
O nine ninety three ninety three. Is there anyone listening
who was a secret shopper? I had no idea that
this was Oh my god. Yeah, if you've been caught
or anything like that, we always you know, can talk
to you in a voice, describe disguiser, sorry disguiser as

(54:37):
well if you if you would like to do that.
Eight hundred four O nine ninety three, ninety three. But
come on, I want to talk to you on the JOSHO.
I want to talk to you in ninety three three
fl z. I want to talk to you if you
were a secret shopper Ashley, you worked at where.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I worked at Payless. But after Payless, uh. One of
my friends who worked there with me, she ended up
leaving the pay lesson going store to j C. Pennies
because she was making more as a secret shopper. And
I'm like, well, what exactly is it? Because I wasn't
aware aware of what it was. And she's like, dude,
I literally just get paid to act like I'm shopping
around the store and and I look for shoplifters. I

(55:15):
was like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 26 (55:17):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
What sign me up? All I gotta do is walk
around the store. You have to literally just make sure
you're just you know, looking through clothes. Maybe you're going
in the dressing room and trying on clothes and you're
literally just looking for shoplifters. And right now it's a
holiday season, so people are probably shoplifting more because they
have to buy gifts. And I just think that if

(55:38):
I wasn't in radio, i'd be a full time secret shopper.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Why wouldn't you be fun? I know, literally like, are
your own detective? Yes, I can finally feel like a
purpose in life.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
And then when you catch them, you're like, yeah, I
did that I did.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Okay, sayde like searching through the coats, Did I see
him grab it? And then I come out of the
inside of one. Yeah, that's exactly what I would do.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Like this town stop here no more be.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
A racket pass and they'd be pulling them off, and
they pulling off and it's just by the top of
my head is right there, Oh my god, Hey, who's this?
Who's this? Alissa Alyssa? Are you a secret shopper?

Speaker 9 (56:29):
No?

Speaker 17 (56:30):
I actually was a couple of years ago, actually a
really long time ago. I was with a friend shopping
and I was like in a dressing room with her,
and I wasn't paying attention and she was stealing stuff
and I was like, all my phone, she was stealing
stuff and I had no idea, And I walked out

(56:52):
of the dressing room with her and we walked out
of the.

Speaker 27 (57:00):
The store, and the lady like this lady like ran
after us, and then these police like.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
And the lady was in regular clothes though, right.

Speaker 27 (57:09):
No, she looked like a normal person exactly. And I
was crying hysterically because I was so young and confused,
and I'm like, what's going on? And this lady basically
was a secret chopper and we got in trouble. He
actually got arrested and stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah, so they can handcuff you.

Speaker 27 (57:25):
No, they call the police that were like nearby, and
they come and yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
You don't do anything, you just like yo. They still
and she's going to go back in there with her
normal clothes on and look for other people stealing the
easiest thing.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Who hold on? How does that work? Are they done
for the day?

Speaker 28 (57:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I wasn't done for the day.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
If I was a thief, though, I would look for that.
I'd see who the secret shopper is and people are.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Still inside shopping.

Speaker 17 (57:51):
They don't know they Yeah, you don't know that they're there.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I would know, he said. I would put it around
on the criminal network, like, hey, this is the secret
shopper for Macy's. Although no, if if anyone does that,
especially in Macy's, you should. You should be jailed in Bay.

Speaker 27 (58:12):
You should not steal right, But Bells and Largo Mar,
I'm like, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Who's this?

Speaker 22 (58:23):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (58:24):
This is Andrea?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Andrea. Are you a secret shopper?

Speaker 21 (58:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (58:29):
But I have been caught by them before.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
No kidding, what were you so?

Speaker 28 (58:35):
When I was younger, I was a little bit of
a klepto, and I got caught a couple of times
shop lifting.

Speaker 13 (58:40):
So one time I got caught at Walmart.

Speaker 28 (58:43):
And like you said, it was just like a regular person.

Speaker 20 (58:45):
I technically wasn't the one stealing.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
It was my egg.

Speaker 16 (58:50):
Toxic, And so I walked.

Speaker 13 (58:51):
Out the door.

Speaker 28 (58:53):
I was trying.

Speaker 16 (58:54):
I thought he had already.

Speaker 28 (58:55):
Left, but he hadn't, and so he caught me.

Speaker 16 (58:57):
Well, I was walking out the garden section.

Speaker 28 (59:00):
And he put his arm around me and we walk
out together, and this girl grabbed my arm to stop
me because it was a secret shopper, but I didn't
know who it was, so I punched her and I
took off front when.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Yeah, they never got you.

Speaker 28 (59:18):
They did because I went back because he they told
him that they wouldn't charge me if I brought him
his his ID and stuff, and they lied, and as
soon as they walked in the door, I got arrested.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
No, dumb, how old are you? Because now I need
to know how old you were when this happened.

Speaker 28 (59:35):
I was like seventeen.

Speaker 26 (59:36):
Yeah, I've learned.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah, when's wait, well, when's the last time he stopped stealing?
When's the last thing you stole because you said you
used to be a klepto. What all have you stolen
to yesterday?

Speaker 28 (59:49):
Well, now I have a bunch of kids, so I
can't do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
What are you crazy? Set us his preset number one.
New feature on our free iHeartRadio apps. Set us as
preset number one. Take a screenshot, send it to us.
We'll give you some prizes. It's amazing like that new
features on the iHeartRadio app, even more than the presets.
I'm gonna talk about that in like three minutes. But
before we get into that, And Ashley, I saw a

(01:00:18):
tweet you said on Twitter. I didn't know that you
could get banned from open table.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Had no clue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
All right, who got banned from open table in eight
hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. What are
you banned from?

Speaker 30 (01:00:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Band from something? Right now? Eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
One of my friends who was in town and I
sent her and you know, you can send an invite
to a person if you make a reservation on an
open table and she goes, I can't open it. I
was like, why, she's like, cause I'm banned from open table, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
How do you get banned from open a table?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
And apparently you can get banned when you don't cancel
a reservation, when you just don't show up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
But how lazy do you have to be to just
not cancel a reservation? And I was so shocked at
how how many people were banned from this particular.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
App Is anyone in here banned from open table? I
don't even think so, you're not if you if you yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Anything, I mean, she's banned. I think she said she
got an email saying she's banned for two years. Like
you would think a couple of months, but years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I I mean, I think it's fair, really, yeah, I
think it's fair because if you're not showing up, you're
taking a table away, and it's the restaurant's losing money.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
I mean, but they give you a grace period anyway.
If I'm not there in fifteen minutes, you know I'm
not coming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, But what I'm saying is is that if you
don't show up though that fifteen minutes, it could have
been reserved.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
How many times banned? Oh my god, that's a bit much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Just I don't know what are you banned from? Kwan?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I missed you happy belated birthday, Kwan.

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 29 (01:01:48):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (01:01:49):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 29 (01:01:49):
I miss y'all too. I hope y'all had a happy
New Years. Man, it's been safe too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Same to you, Kuan. What were you banned from?

Speaker 29 (01:01:58):
I was banned.

Speaker 30 (01:01:58):
This was the early two thousands, I believe, like I
was banned from the Lakeland Square theater because my friends
at the time they had this is when like the
little laser lights were like real big and they were
pointing the.

Speaker 15 (01:02:12):
Lasers at the projector and getting on.

Speaker 31 (01:02:17):
So we all got banned. I was like, dang, I
don't get banned from nothing. I'm I'm thinking about my
mom up whatever. But literally so moved. Three weeks later
the theater closed down.

Speaker 11 (01:02:32):
Because y'all, I didn't have to worry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Did your mom ever find out?

Speaker 15 (01:02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (01:02:39):
She found She picked me up and she was like,
I know, you didn't do anything. I know it was
everybody because it was like okay, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
So like at the mall, like the Lakeland Square Mall,
they have a movie theater there, right, can you go
in there?

Speaker 15 (01:02:56):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they have a new theater that's really nice,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Oh yeah, it's like cinemak.

Speaker 31 (01:03:03):
Yeah, but at the time they had a theater that
was next to them all and it was pretty bad.

Speaker 15 (01:03:08):
But they end up closing it down for reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Reasons broke.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Laser pointers and everything there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
So you shut a business there. How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I like I like this, so I want to get
I wonder if people keep I don't want to get
people banned on our iHeartRadio app, but I wonder if
people could we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Started baby banned from our app. I don't know our
talk back features said some very naughty things.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Oh no, if you do that, I'll play it on
the radio. Yeah, you say something naughty in our free
iHeart Radio right. Hey, Kwan by the way, said us
is preset number one on the the app.

Speaker 15 (01:03:47):
Okay, that's what I was saying. I already got you
pre set on the l.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Because you're real.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
By Quan is the best? Quan is the best. Hey,
I want to give away tickets, by the way to.

Speaker 15 (01:04:01):
It's the Show Show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yeah it is, Yeah, it is pamp What up eight
hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three. That
is eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
Can you tell the McDonald's hamburger story to Ashley, just
so I can watch her.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Okay, So Ashley. Over the weekend, Joe and I were
at a Christmas party. On the way back home, my
girlfriend and I decided to stop at McDonald's. I was starving,
so I ordered a little too much, but I'm like, okay,
you know whatever. I leave the bag out, go to bed.
The next morning, I go back and I have one
of the cheeseburgers that was left over in the bag.
You ate it, yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Why would you do? That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
You didn't refrigerate it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
No, you left it in the car.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
No, I left it. I just left it on the countertop,
and my I brought it back into my house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
I looked on the counter, Ashley, here's the room temp McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It's not fast, it's not bad. It's actually pretty good. No,
it was not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
We've seen that one girl who uh many years ago,
she put McDonald's the hamburger and a glass.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yeah, she was there forever, Like, why would you think?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 15 (01:05:08):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
And I can eat? I could wait five years from
now that thing on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Will it's not fresh. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I don't care if it's fresh or not, Ashley, that
is not nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It was just like I want it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I was no, not twice at all. Same thing
with Pizza Room ten. Pizza is perfect too disgusting all right,
eight ninety three, ninety three. I want to know from
you how long will you leave it out before you
eat it? We celebrated Alyssa's work accomplishment on Friday, so

(01:05:41):
it was a ton of fun. We went on to
Eboor and which, by the way, the Eboar sign the heart.
Have you seen the heart? The lights that they got
this is Eboar. It's very pretty. But anyway, that's a
that's a side thought. Yeah. But we went to Cassas
on Toe Stefano. It's like the Columbia's Italian restaurant, and

(01:06:07):
we love pasta. It's whenever Lissa is in a bad pasta,
whenever she a good pasta. So she got like her
favorite pasta dish from there, and we went to have
cigars and some wine after and we put the food
in the car and then we laughed about Mike. We're
probably there for an hour, and we got back in

(01:06:27):
the car and we both looked at each other and
went should have just threw that out right away. We
threw it out the moment we got home. Would you
have thrown that out, you would.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Have taken That's all right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
So then why, though, why do you make.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
These It's it does It shouldn't matter. It's it's not
like it's a fancy It's McDonald's. We love it. McDonald's
and some of the best things, even the chicken nuggets,
Like if I.

Speaker 23 (01:06:56):
Had left, you wouldn't know them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I say that at McDonald's hours later, and it's they're hard.
I wouldn't even wait or not. If the McDonald's isn't
within like thirty minutes of being fresh, I don't want
it because it's going to be hard as a rock.
And I love McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
According to the University of Nebraska, which I would only
really trust them with corn facts, but will they come
on all food facts, it says two hours is the
maximum time that food should be left room temperature. One
hour at temperatures over ninety degrees, just one bacterium can

(01:07:36):
double every twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Jay nothing he ate nothing but a burger a bacteria.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Then set What time did you wake up? I woke
up at like ten types what time did you get
the McDonald's like three, No, right around two am ish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
It was there for about seven eight hours.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Well, in seven hours it can grow to over two
million bacterias you can grow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
And this is this is with McDonald's specifically. Yes, no, no,
this is just food in general. Okay, this food just
checking noted.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
So yours is okay? About two hours?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Hi, Serena, Hi, good morning, guys, Good morning. You cook
ramen at work at seven thirty in the morning and
then you'll just snack on it all day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Yep.

Speaker 32 (01:08:24):
As a matter of fact, I have left a rasusi
from last night that it's gonna sit on my desk.

Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
I'm gonna pick on it throughout the day without heating
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Ew that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Fish, it's it's.

Speaker 32 (01:08:36):
Like shrimp and crab.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Yes, Serena. I love when you call in. I love
being able to talk to you when die.

Speaker 26 (01:08:44):
I'm not going to the people at work.

Speaker 32 (01:08:46):
They actually start laughing at me because it's three o'clock
in the afternoon and they're like, are you still eating
that ramen? I'm like, yes, Oh, it's a room timperature.
It's room temperature, so it's not going bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
So there's something about soup to where I feel like
you could leave it out. It's the sushi that's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:09:04):
Yeah, Well, I mean I've been doing this for a
long time, so like a lot of times, I'll keep
my food in my lunchbox and like if, like if
I bring it out and then I'll eat on it
like in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Something tells me you don't even get sick a lot,
like you probably have an iron stomach.

Speaker 18 (01:09:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:09:18):
I mean, I don't eat a lot of different foods,
but I don't get sick a lot. I'm like jab
I'm like Jeb. If there was a Hamburger cent of
my on my counter from McDonald's and it was sitting
there five hours later, I'll go.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
And eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
You got to love it, SERENA. Best of luck to
your stomach today.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 22 (01:09:37):
Hey, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I hope you have a great day. Thank you so much. Well,
love you. Jed was it tasty so the head ketch
up and had had everything on it onions? Mcdoubles man

(01:09:59):
would ninety three to three flz. I hope everyone's allowed
to listen to the Joe Show. God, I pray if not.
They tell us why you don't allow your kids to listen?
And I promise you I'm gonna try to figure it
out because I want everyone to be able to listen. Now.
I wonder if the creators of SpongeBob ever got like
hurt when they would hear like, oh, you know, we

(01:10:20):
don't allow kids to listen. Why were you allowed to watch? Sorry,
not listen, but watch because my mom.

Speaker 33 (01:10:25):
Said it would rop my brain, so I was not
allowed to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Ever, So, Terry, you were not allowed to watch SpongeBob.
Was there anything else on the list that you were
not allowed to?

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
Wait?

Speaker 33 (01:10:34):
I can't think of anything else but definitely SpongeBob.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
So I've never watched SpongeBob. But Joe, you said you've
watched it before.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
It doesn't have like some type of like underlying message
in the episodes or is it runchy?

Speaker 15 (01:10:46):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
I don't know, silly. I wasn't super into it, Like
I was more of a cartoon network guy that was Nickelodeon.
So I would watch like Code Name Kid next Door.
I would Watch's Laboratory Extras Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of
billion Man d I would watch you know those shows

(01:11:07):
ed Ad and Natty loved.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
That Ed and Okay, yeah, I think those are more
problematic than Smuno.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Well, I mean as far as brain rut goes, I
would assume they're not that good. Yeah, maybe not. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I mean for people that do watch Bunch, but I
did hear it could be like, uh, there's something in
it that KIT shouldn't be watching. Yeah, so shout out
to Terry's mom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Could you let's have Jed look up? Hey, Jed, I
don't know where Jed is. Did he go, did he disappear?

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Okay, you know what it is. It's brain rut that
he has. It's brain run.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Yeah, so he's rotten it away.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Hey, Jed, get in here because I need you to
look something up. Michael, you weren't allowed to watch the Simpsons.
That's another show. I had every single, every single boxed
DVD and I would watch the Simpsons. I used to
I I one time when I was in seventh or
eighth grade. I almost got held back because I didn't
like I had a lot of anxiety and stuff. I
didn't like going to school. Uh, So I would sit

(01:12:05):
at home and I watch Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
You should not be watching that. That's one show I
stand behind a parent.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Exactly, I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you, Michael? Exactly, Michael.
You weren't allowed to watch the Simpsons though, Yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:12:20):
But that was a normal one. Most kids that I
went to school with weren't allowed to watch the Simpsons.
But I did go to a Christian academy. I was local,
went to Belshal's Baptist Academy, and so you know, parents
were really strict about that kind of stuff. But there
were some odd ones. For an example, Scooby Doo, I

(01:12:40):
was not allowed to watch that, you know, like I
could compromised. Another one that was kind of weird is
we weren't allowed to have Harry Potter books.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
In a magic and Korean bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Was that a religious thing?

Speaker 33 (01:12:57):
Uh?

Speaker 29 (01:12:58):
Yeah, well, I mean but you know, the pastor came
out one time and talked about how Harry Potter was
going to teach all all your children witchcraft and you know,
so it's all this, but my mom is the first one.
If you have a headache, she's coming around the corner
crops and like some peppermint and some time. Yeah, yeah, listen, Karen,

(01:13:24):
just because you call your diffuser you know, your cauldron
a diffuser. It does not make you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Holy, exactly exactly. That's interesting where we allowed to Jed
and I went to Catholic school where it was Harry
Potter and it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Was in the curriculum we had to read. And I
had to help Joe with the book report. It was
it was it was Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
We had to read Michael during our junior year of
high school. And I had to help Joe write paper
because he's like, you read this book, and I'm like, yeah,

(01:13:57):
I read the book and watched the movies. So then naturally, which.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
By the way, half Blood prints his mother was actually
a blood, his father was a crip. And that was
that was the That was the drama book. I that's
that's what I wrote my book report. At least, HI
is this maris.

Speaker 26 (01:14:17):
Marissa?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Okay, okay, that would make sense. There's just a missing a.
I'm like, well, hold on him, Marissa. So Marissa, what
were you not allowed to watch when you were a kid.

Speaker 32 (01:14:31):
So I remember when I was younger, I was watching
like a Madonna concert special.

Speaker 28 (01:14:36):
It was back in the day when she had the
cones on her.

Speaker 15 (01:14:39):
Breast, and everything, and so I remember my I was
watching it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
My dad walked in.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
He says, crap.

Speaker 26 (01:14:46):
Off, you know, a different verbage obviously, but.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
If I didn't watch anything like that, but I remember
I found because it was all DVDs, I would fake sick.
I would. I would then watch just it was The
Simpsons every single episode. It was Happy Gilmore, loved Tappy Gilmore,
and then it was The Titanic one time until my

(01:15:14):
mom walked in and I had it paused. When she's
out and he's painting her like one of the French girls.
We gotta talk today. Okay, how much do you tip?
We're live on ninety three three fl' z and I
want to know a percentage of how much you tip?
Because I thought this was an interesting story from the
New York Post. Nearly three and five adults have negative

(01:15:36):
feelings about tipping. More and more Americans are feeling like
they should not have to tip on services eight hundred
and four nine ninety three ninety three. How much of
a percent do you leave a tip? Do you even
know how to leave a percentage of a tip? Because
I don't twenty percent? So do you do the math?

(01:15:57):
Every time?

Speaker 16 (01:15:58):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
I have a tip calculator they have because I don't
know how to do the math in my head. But
if I'm going to what one of those little the
iPad that turns around, I just hit twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
And it also depends on the service. If I like
the service, you'll get twenty percent. If I don't like
the service, I got my nails done, love the lady,
gotta go back to her.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
She got twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Now the person before then, I didn't like how they
did my nails, so I didn't tip them twenty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
What if they had only a fifteen and thirty percent?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Oh, they get into fifteen, so.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
You won't go over twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
No, thirty percent is insane. Five sure, huh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Fifteen in the twenty five, fifteen ten and twenty five ten, Wow,
I cannot believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
I mean, there'll be certain occasions where like, if I
know it's somebody's birthday, I'll tip them a little bit more.
But for the most part, it's twenty percent standard every
single time. And all you gotta do is pull out
your calculator, put point two zero times whatever the bill is,
and then that's the number they pay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Even if you're on a date, you pull out a calculator. Yeah,
why wouldn't I? How's that? That's strange at all? I
don't know. I'm not good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
At Sometimes I make the date because I can't calculate it.
And if I didn't have a calculator, I give it
to them and have them leave a tip.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Really, yeah, I just give it to my girlfriend because
I don't know math. I've never known a math. I
don't math at all. What about you, Terry, Because you're
a year out of college so money's tight. Yeah, you
go out though you want to go out, you want
to enjoy yourself. How much do you tip?

Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
I like to say I'm a twenty percent tipper all.

Speaker 33 (01:17:28):
The time, but I am also broke, so I usually
I always do at least fifteen.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
But it depends on the service.

Speaker 33 (01:17:34):
Like if it's like a sit down meal, the waiter
was amazing, of course, twenty percent. But if it's like
one of those like walk up where you just like
order and then they're like they flip the screen and
it's like, what do you want to tip us?

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
I'm like, I'm not giving you percent.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
The anxiety hits you then.

Speaker 11 (01:17:49):
Yeah, because they know they're watching you, click it too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Do girls tip more if he's hot or have you
ever tipped because she's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
One hundred percent? Especially when I'm at the bar and
I've had a couple of drinks, you get all the
money out of me if you're a beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
At the time, I never understood that. I really didn't
because they're not looking at that going oh my god,
any waitress, any waitress listening right now, you got all
the super large tips, so you thought, oh, I'm gonna
take them out after Well.

Speaker 33 (01:18:14):
When I was bartending, I never I was like, give
me the money. We would have like sugar daddies come
in and they'd tip us like so much like parents weekend.
They would give us so much extra money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Sugar dad. So someone else's father would kill.

Speaker 33 (01:18:26):
Out because it's like parents weekend. So all their parents
are in like the bars with them, like all the
kids bring their like parents with them, and they just
be throwing money my way, and I just be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Like, you would take advantage.

Speaker 33 (01:18:35):
Of Oh, yeah, of course I would go over talk
a little bit extra to them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
But yeah, if they were ever at a table, would
you like kind of like put your hands.

Speaker 15 (01:18:41):
On the table.

Speaker 11 (01:18:44):
Well, I was behind the bar, so.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Well, did you ever do that where you were like
you would walk up to the bar and be like, hey,
what do you boys need and you put your table.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
And then she goes to class and sees those kids like, hey,
you're dead to be a Honda.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Mike, you tip more when you see boobs.

Speaker 15 (01:19:04):
I tip depends how pretty much to serve that what
type of server I get. You know, if you're constantly
Let's say, if I go to a restaurant, you constantly
bring me drink, check on my food, and make sure
everything is good, you have to work for your tip.
We can just give out the tip. You got to
earn it, just like a salesperson.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
So, Mike, let's say the service is horrible. How much
do they get in tip? Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:19:25):
The most I leave is a dollar. I've done it
because you know I had I had a person come
out one to bring me one drink and never came
back until we have to pay. So at least I
leave a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah, Mike, how much is the most that you'll leave?

Speaker 15 (01:19:40):
The most that I have? I actually have left forty
dollars for getting the great service.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
That's nice.

Speaker 15 (01:19:45):
I like that, Okay, because that Chili's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Actually Chili's. I'm gonna be honest with you, guys. Chili's
has exceptional service.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Oh they do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
I don't care they do it.

Speaker 15 (01:19:54):
Always have nice people there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I like that, Mike, thank you so much for calling in. Simon.
You go twenty to forty.

Speaker 26 (01:20:02):
Oh even more than that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
If like when I bring my dog to get groomed,
you know, she spends an hour on him and she's
like the dog whisperer, So I give her forty percent.
When I get my nails son, she's you know, she's
really good. She spends a lot of time on me.
I leave her thirty five bucks forty bucks for one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Okay, that's deserving.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
Yeah, absolutely. And you know you go to the same
person all the time. But you know, and then I
go to the pizza place and I don't they don't
deliver to me. I have to drive all the way there,
pick up my pizza and all that. And they're like, oh, you'll, like,
they actually asked me once you're gonna leave a tip.

Speaker 15 (01:20:44):
I'm like, no, so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
You told them me. Wow, So you'll you'll tip super high.
You'll also tell him now you didn't deserve no text here.
It's funny. I picked up pizza from Uh you guys
ever gone to Toby's in Saint Pete and I see,
I'll I'll tell I tip. I just tip, and uh
they did the same thing. But I tip because I
don't know, I like the place, and also I feel

(01:21:07):
it was like a high school girl. She was like,
do you want to leave a tip? I want to
leave it tip the amount. That's right, you're delimbering.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
I get a tip.

Speaker 20 (01:21:18):
They should tip me.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
That's my that's my thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
All right, throwing some garlic for free. I love that, Simone.
I love that.

Speaker 16 (01:21:26):
Phil.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
It depends on how they distribute the tip, so you
will ask what are we getting? Who's who's this going to?
The owner could get.

Speaker 34 (01:21:36):
It, Yes, I'll give fifteen to twenty percent, but I'll
almost always ask you get these tips, because I've had
people tell me we don't get these tips the owner
takes it, or we don't get all of it. And
I've even given somebody a tip, you know, separately, like
even out of the parking lot, or at another time
hands it to directly, because that's very important. A lot

(01:21:57):
of people don't get these tips all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Yeah, And I like how you said you had to
go out in the parking lot and do it, because
sometimes I've been there before. I'm like, can I please
tip you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Can I give you? How much? And they're like, I
can't do I'll get fired. Big news, everybody, something's coming
to Florida. What is going on in eight hundred four
oh nine ninety three ninety three, that's eight hundred and
four oh nine ninety three ninety three, as we're live
on ninety three three fl Z. I want to know,
would you go on a naked cruise?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah, the nude cruise, it's the big nude boat. So
they're telling you to pack light.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
It's actually going to kick off, I believe February twenty
twenty five. It's set to sell from Florida. They're encouraging
you not to bring as many, not to bring any clothes.
You can't even wear lingerie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
So they're looking for full nuty.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Full nudity.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
And if you're worried about people taking pictures, that is
not prohibit or that is prohibited and you have to
have consent.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Oh yeah, for sure. What about the people who film
in but now restrooms and stall.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
You know, public areas like the buffet or or you're
sitting down on you're doing an excursion, you do have
to put a towe down for that because you know,
you don't want to like swap.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
So you could eat a buffet naked, Yeah, except to
put a towel down. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
I feel like people who go to these type of
like like even nude beaches, they just feel very confident
in themselves and their bodies, so they have nothing to
like hide.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
We were born.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Naked, so I have a very tiny peepee, so I
have no interest in doing this is the last thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
That I think it would be. Uh, I think it'd
be good for all of us to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Make me feel terrible about it, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
No, I think we should do this because Joe, you've
been working out, you've been getting in better shape. I
can already see it already, even after golfing yesterday. Before
you know it, you're gonna be looking like a young
arnold and you're gonna want to show off your body
the world. You're gonna be feeling sex, You're gonna be
feeling confident. We need to go on this nude cruise
and we need to get pictures and then we got
to blur out there at the lower House.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
And then you'll be on the swimsuit edition.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Is sports no reason for people to be scared about
being nude ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
You know Jet just as well as I do. He
wants to go because he's I've never seen someone want
to get naked so much of their license. Jet's lost weight.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
On this nude cruise doing the electric slide. That is
all I'm thinking about, is like these people do any
electric slide? Dude? Shot shots move?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Do you think you can do that?

Speaker 11 (01:24:28):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
I told you I want to go to a nude bee.
I am not saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
I just feel like you just have to have that
confidence in your something. Like I said, we were born naked.
When you die, they're going to strip you down from
all your clothing, so somebody's gonna see you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
So why not just I don't know. And it'll save
us a lot of money because people usually shot before
they go packing car. You ain't got to bring nothing
but a toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Did you think about I? Did you gotta be endorsed
by this girl?

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
We sell this dude? We would get we would get
every single one from the new we'll do the Joe
Show Nude Cruise, and then we'll get all the people
from the nudest colonies to come with us and to explore,
because those are the people who know how to be naked.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
And people, Yeah, you feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Well, first of all, like I said, I'm beating dead serious.
I got a tiny penis. I don't want people to
see my peepee. I don't I died like I don't, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Have large breasts. I want people to see mine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
But I mean, anybody you know tatas that they're having
tiny that is so much different than like you know that.
I mean, God, if I took off my pants right now,
we get sued for child born that's what I Hey,
I got, I'm so small, pet any wants to hang
out with me?

Speaker 15 (01:25:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Hey, Tammy, Tammy, you bring up a good point too,
because here's the other reason why I don't like it.
People at nude beaches are never people that you actually
want to see, right, Tammy, That's exactly right.

Speaker 16 (01:26:02):
It's a bunch of naked old men.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 10 (01:26:06):
Well until you see and they're staring at women though,
that are not nude.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Yep, just imagine. Is it illegal to wear clothes of
this cruise?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
They said that you cannot bring lingerie, so yeah, you
can't bring it. It's prohibited. It does say that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
It said individuals without consent as far as photos is prohibited,
as is wearing lingerie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Huh, Tammy? Yes? Or no? You go?

Speaker 16 (01:26:29):
That's a hard pass.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Wow, Tanya, you going to this nude cruise.

Speaker 20 (01:26:37):
I don't know if I go on the nude cruise.
But there is a bar in QYS three stories. The
top story is a nude bar. I walked in on
a naked congo line. But to Ashley's point, they had
to have towels down on the chairs while they were
sitting at the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
You wanted to join that congo line, didn't you?

Speaker 20 (01:26:58):
Oh no, I want to write back ups.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Why are we so scared to be nude?

Speaker 21 (01:27:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
You're doing this too?

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Oh my god, let me show you a little move
called the helicopter. I didn't even enjoy ourselves, Yolanda, you
would do this. I would.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
I was so do it, my wow girl, I love
the confidence.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Dave. You would do this?

Speaker 29 (01:27:29):
Hell no, but I would. It would be funny if
you do a VILLAINY will bring a bunch of different
loops with different colors.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
I would put my aloof of right below my belly.
But you know what, Yolanda, you would do this, Yolanda win.
You know how she did. She booked her ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
She's already at the court waited.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Who's this? Who's this? Are you joining her naked conga line?

Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:27:56):
I was calling for two tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Why she wants two tickets? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
You we'll get you more, all right.

Speaker 18 (01:28:05):
I got some friends.

Speaker 14 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I've seen plenty of small PEPs that passage key.

Speaker 34 (01:28:12):
So nothing to be saying, though.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Yeah, that doesn't make me feel better at all. I
don't think that I should.

Speaker 18 (01:28:18):
You should be confident.

Speaker 26 (01:28:19):
It's your body, a big person.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Joe's better than the average payer. Let's just put it
that way. Why do you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Always say that when Joe's like, you've never seen my
penis before.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
We used to shower

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Together in high school, and then there was a bit
that you did while you were naked.

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