THEjoeSHOW Full Show (12-9-2025)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here we go, here we go, here, we can go.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
But you have no idea?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Also keep me going.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I love.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning, good morning, good morning. What up? How we
feeling feeling good? Feeling great thing? Tuesday? Tuesday, Tuesday, very
close to hop day?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Day day.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
At what point do you start counting down the days
until the weekend? When does that happen? Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
For sure?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
The day today, Today, Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
I'm like, oh my god, we got three more days
till Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Listen, I am excited that we are here. Today will
be the day I thought it'd be yesterday. I thought
it'd be last Friday and Thursday and those days. But
today is the day we're gonna get a winner. Joe
Show's ten thousand dollars secret sound. We'll talk about more
hints and all of that later in the show. I
teased it yesterday. We didn't have enough time to get

(01:11):
to it. The whole Kick and Run. Ashley seen a
situation where the police were involved, and I believe the
police were like, why are we even here? This is
we got other things we could be doing. Yeah, I
think the police were looking around for cameras, going is
this a hidden camera show? Is Who's gonna pop out?
Ashton Kutcher? Can they still do Punked in all those things?

Speaker 6 (01:34):
They rebooted it for a for like a short amount
of time, but they I think they still do.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Who's the punk Toast? Let's see it was Chance the
Rapper previously one. Oh yeah, they're still not doing that,
but all right, well we'll get to that later in
the show. There's a moment or Jed's hotel room and
this is no no messed up. This is very messed up,

(02:02):
and this is no joke. And we sent the picture
to DJ Jamie Freir. He saw it. He immediately was
asking a bunch of questions. Uh, Jaed yesterday had quite
the situation with his hotel room. And we'll post the
picture and talk about how it might it might be
the craziest thing I've ever seen happen in a hotel room.

(02:25):
Along with that, we've got War of the Roses, We've
got find the Florida Man in so much more so,
let's enjoy the day, Let's have some fun. Let's kick
off the show with some Golden which I still I'm
gonna watch K Pop Demon Hunters. I'm gonna I'm gonna
finally do it. Welcome Happy Tuesday. Almost had a happy

(02:47):
Monday normally. Yeah, it's kind of a slow start to
the week there, it's kind of a I don't know
about that. I've been having a good time, I mean
enjoying them. So we've been together the last two three days. Yeah,
what are you talking about? So this is really cool.
If you missed the show yesterday, you miss us kind

(03:07):
of talking about it. But we're currently on the road.
We're hanging out and Detroit, Michigan, of all places, freezing
over here. But I hear that it's a little cold
where you are too. But I'm excited to get back
to that little cold and get away from this lot
of cold and a lot of snow. With us being here,

(03:29):
we have an event called jingle Ball. It's happening here
in Detroit tonight. And the crazy thing is is Ashley
for some reason, thought it was a good idea to
book a hair appointment. Yeah, you wanted to book a
hair appointment and Jamie here, hold on, let me because
I sometimes I want to play sound effects and be annoying,

(03:52):
So let me let me take over this page real quick.
Hold on, Actually, let's do a sound effect test real quick.
Here we go. Ready, stip stop, stip stop stick. Oh good, it's.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Here.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wait, let me try another one. Whack him white boy?

Speaker 8 (04:06):
Okay, white boy.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
We got to make note of that one. I didn't
even know that we had that, Ashley. You thought it
was a good idea to book a hair point a day,
but not only see that's not it. When did you
contact these people to buy I contacted, well, the first girl.
It's three people.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
Now, Okay, the first girl I contacted, I want to say,
what was that?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like two weeks ago Thanksgiving?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
So I contacted her, then scheduled the appointment, and then
she didn't pick up yesterday because I'm like, she's now
doing hair at home, so she hasn't seen me her address,
and the hair appointment is today. So we were in
the car yesterday and I'm like, guys, I don't think
this girl is going to reply and do you my hair?
So what am I going to do? I'm freaking out?
So I go on Instagram and I find another girl.
I booked an appointment today. But these two girls could

(05:07):
have easily ruined my big moment for jingle Ball.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So you got blown off? I did. I didn't know
like that. I thought you were trying to book a
hair appointment. Yes, no, bro, I got them for no.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Literally, my last text message said I'm coming in on Tuesday,
can you do my hair? She was like cool, cool,
I got you. I'm doing hair at my house now,
and I said thank you. This was on November twenty fifth,
and then yesterday, December eighth, I go, hey, what's your address,
I'll be there after the show.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
No text, that's something guys don't really have to worry about.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
No, no, we don't have. I feel like for guy services.
Actually we really don't get a flake unless it's a
family emergency from them, Like a legitimate family emergency from them.
I mean Joe, Our Barbara, Kyle. He's never once flaked
on us.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
He might, he might.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
He won't even take you if he's running light and
my cave I'm so sorry, and he'll text you like
an hour before hey I'm running behind.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, I you.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
Guys got a good I will literally go to an appointment.
I know other girls probably have done this. Gone to
an appointment, sat there waiting on the hairstyle is just
to get a text message to say, hey, I need
to rebook you after you've already taken your hair down.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
If they do that, that's free. Uh no, free haircut?
No mind you with saying give a free haircut. Oh no,
but listen to this. You've probably made a deposit.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
A lot of girls have to make a deposit to
get their hair done, and it's like a thirty dollars
deposit that you it's not refundable. So if they cancel,
what are you gonna do? Now you're upset and I'm upset.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
So you're out thirty bucks. Yeah, because I made it
because I had to put a deposit.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
You know sometimes deposits now because they'll put a like
a hole down in your hotel room when you're checking.

Speaker 9 (06:49):
Hair and they take your money. Right, yeah it is.
I think it's this total scam. But hopefully this girl doesn't.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Well, you will never have to cut somebody's hair. You
could literally just go around and start saying a deposit, deposit, deposit.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
That it happens. It happens.

Speaker 9 (07:03):
Some women have literally built their career off of just
taking money off de posits.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
In other words, it's very inconvenient being a woman.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
It is, so be a happier guy.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's not anything inconvenient. About being a guy, not at all.
I don't think that there's literally anything eight four ninety three,
ninety three. If you can think of one thing that's
inconvenient about being a guy, and then I'll tell you
that you're wrong. I'll tell you why you're wrong. We
have to sign up for selective service. It's about the
only thing. When's the last time they use selective service?

(07:35):
The seventies. Yes, so I think we're going to talk
about it, but they still do it. What else is there?
We get to pee while standing up, so you can
go anywhere.

Speaker 9 (07:47):
You actually can walk outside in the dark and not
be afraid.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It takes two seconds to wash our hair.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
You can walk on a public street and not worry
about getting cat called unless you have an as.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh you got a wagon day, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
a big old yeah. That's what I've got back, white boy.
That one really didn't apply.

Speaker 9 (08:10):
You can vacation by yourself and not have to worry
about someone human trafficking you. Well, let's see if it
asks like million, well, you're right, you're right, you're right,
you're right.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
What else?

Speaker 9 (08:27):
It's probably just every day to day thing that you
guys do that you don't realize how blessed you are
that women can't.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Women and children are always the first ones on the lifeboats.
That might be the only thing you guys say. I
like that. Who's this? Hello?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh we lost them? Oh man, let's see can we
get this paper? Here we go? Hey, Zach, what's the
most inconvenient thing about being a man? I'm trying to
fire year it out. I can't find out you know,
any answer, truthfully, Joe, let me.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Tell you one thing first.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I'm a first time caller, just to start off.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
But thanks for calling in. Hold on, hold on, I
got to sound and hold on. Wait wait wait, wait, wait,
hold on, let me plug it, let me plug it.
And it's a big deal, the big deal.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
I love the trump I love them.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh yeah, you like that trumpet? How about this one?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
That one's even better?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Very talented.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
The worst thing about being a man, Joe, trying to
carry the weight to two people.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
In other words, a man has to wait. No, I'm
not even going to say in other words, because someone
will clip that and play it and make it seem
like I said it. No, And does your wife and
or girlfriend listen? And is she about to be super
had that you said that, you know it?

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Brother?

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Actually, do you agree with that?

Speaker 11 (10:06):
No?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Come on now, actually.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I can't bro. Why I can't bro? Give me another
Give me another one? All right? Zach says that, and
Jed shaking his head, he completely agrees. Give me another one.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
Another one would be let's see the fact that we
have to.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Do majority of the work while we make love. No,
I don't. I don't know if that's necessarily Yeah, I
think it's it's Jed throwing me into the butter. Give
me another one. Well, I'll say this.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Men dig all the ditches. Men do all the electrical work, Megan,
do all the construction, they do all the brick paving,
They do all the hard working jobs, and make sure
your internet stays online.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, I don't really think that that's true. Majority the
major pawn of construction workers who are females outside of Earth.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
You think the percentage of workers is that it's construction
workers male to female?

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Do you know it?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
It's like it's probably like sixty or seventy. Why do
you hate women?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
I don't like, why do you Why do you hate facts?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Holy cramp? I thought he said something else wrong. I'm
not saying I did not. Huh.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
Women are making up to about ten to eleven percent
of overall workforce.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's a big deal. That's a big.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Deal at Astley. I just want to I want to
finish by saying, I love you so much, but you're
wrong about that.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
As long as you love me, I can be wrong.
I can take that if you want me to be wrong.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
Zach, I'm a.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Great call and call him more often, okay often.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Hey, I appreciate you guys. I listen every morning. I'm
on my to go work out at SpaceX right now
out at the Cape. I'm a well at the out
at the platform. So I just want to let you
guys know that that I listen to you guys every morning,
and you give me the motivation I need to get
out there and get to work and do what I
gotta do. Every morning. I love listening to you guys.

(12:18):
You motivate me, You make me laugh every morning, and
you get me up and going. So thank you all
for that.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Thank you, brother, I really appreciate you. One last question,
and by the way, that was awesome, and seriously, thank
you so much. Best seven dollars I've ever spent. What's
it like working for Elon Musk.

Speaker 10 (12:37):
Hey, listen, to be honest with you, man, he's a
really down to earth guy.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
Whenever you get to know him.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
All of all the media and the clout and everything,
it's nothing when it comes to actually getting to know
the guy.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
They're fake news. The media doesn't know.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
I like, all right, it's like everybody, just like everybody says,
you guys think the number one radio station.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
It's all fake news.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's fast. We'll talk to you later. Zach, enjoy those
rocket ships and let's talk soon. Because you got an
awesome job, and even more so, you're you're a great caller.
We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 12 (13:19):
FLC start your day with's your morning reading? It's what's
your Sign? On the Joe Show? Hey, Ashley, what's my sign?

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Let's get into it, baby. So Sagittarius say, you should
restore your spirits. Capricorn, you shouldn't forget to indulge in
more private pleasures. Aquarius, this is going to be a
very positive day for you.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Pisces.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
Listen, you are going to be feeling deeply connected with
your life today.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I love that for you.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
Jed Aries, you are going to be ready to take
charge today. Taurus, you're in a practical, grounded mood. Gemini
conversation spark clarity for you. Cancer handle everything with grace Leo.
A positive interaction will boost your confident Barbo. Social interaction
and social interactions today should flow smoothly.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Libra, You're gonna be feeling balanced and last but not.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
LEAs Scorpio, you'll be eager to meet new people today.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
The Joe Shows Secret.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Sound all righty that Let's talk to h Let's talk
to Lauren. Hi, Lauren, good morning, Good morning, Lauren, Lauren.
I just said it. I said, this is happening right now.
We're going to finally get a winner. Seven four hundred
dollars is going to be yours if you can get

(14:34):
this right. The first thing I want to know is
what is going on in the background. You sound like
you've got a lot going on. What's happening?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
What's my two year old son? That's what I'm trying
to win this money for.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, Christmas coming up, right, it'd be nice.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah. Now, Joe, I don't know if you've confused the people,
but you've confused me because live you said one of
the hintsless safety. But on the Instagram it says safe,
which could be too different. Print thing.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's that's us. That's on us to use our noggin
based on the other he gave. Well, speak for yourself.
What if I if I What if I did that
on purpose to have people thinking, oh, by the way
I did, I didn't do it on purpose. Sometimes I
say do things on purpose to make it sound like
I didn't mess up, but I messed up. Good call

(15:24):
on that, though. I like that.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh yeah, no, I'm investigating everything.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
This is good. This is good. By the way, I
was gonna say too, I was gonna say, hey, if
we don't get a winner here, I'm gonna give out
more hints. But I'm not even gonna say that though,
because we're just gonna get where. Just gonna get a winner.
And then we'll move on to the second secret soundich
will happen at eight forty good idea, Uh, Lauren, you
know how it works. I'm gonna play this sound for
you twice. Listen on in tell us what it is,

(15:52):
and when you are correct, we'll freak out and give
you seven thousand, four hundred dollars. So no, by the way,
the Joe shows ten thousand dollars to it out. Thanks
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Speaker 7 (16:02):
We love that.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, all right, let's listen in on the sound, Jamie,
could you play it for me twice? Hey, Lauren, what's
the Joe Show's ten thousand dollars secret sound?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Is it turning the dial on the life jacket?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Because the moment I heard turning, I knew correct. Okay, okay, okay,
I knew it was not correct. Seven thousand, five hundred dollars.
Now take that is a hint, Lauren, take that. Take that, no, diddy, No,

(16:51):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay. Do you want another hint?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, you just gave me one, jo Are you giving
us another one?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You know what? Good point. I don't need to give
another one. I just gave you. Yeah, you did, good point,
good point. Now let's do this. Well, I'll post another
thing on Instagram. We can reset the sharing and all
of that, and maybe I'll make it even easier. Maybe
we'll do five hundred shares for this one, so we can,
you know, hopefully get like three or four hints up today. Lauren.

(17:29):
We'll talk at eight forty. Okay, I'm still rooting for you.
And we haven't had back to back callers just yet,
but I listen, anything is possible. We'll talk to you
very very soon. This is The Joe Shows ten thousand
dollars secret sound. Do you guys feel like you know

(17:51):
what it is?

Speaker 9 (17:52):
I thought it was close to something I wouldn't know,
but now I'm just.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Like, I don't know. I know what it is? Yeah,
that much that is true. That is true.

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We've got an event tonight and I bought clothes specifically
for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I
need to know from you eight hundred four on NAIN

(20:42):
ninety three ninety three, what's like an unconventional diet or
quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done
or maybe when I tell you what Jedd and I
are doing, and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,
don't do it. You can also let us know eight
hundred and four ninety three ninety three. So my pants

(21:03):
are barely fitting, like I am suffocating my butt when
I wear these pants, and my waistline is like, what
the hell is wrong with you? Right now? What are
you doing? That's how tight it is. It's kind of
tough to fit into close at this time of the year. Thanksgiving,

(21:26):
my fiance and I went to Disney World for the holidays,
so a lot of drinking, holidays eating. Yeah, so like
I've just got that holiday chub on me. Paus Jed said, Hey,
I can help you out with this. I'm gonna give
you a caffeine pill in the morning, the morning of

(21:49):
the event, so the events tonight. He gave me caffeine pills.
And I guess what he says is is that all
of the water is about to leave my body. He says,
you're gonna start pain a lot. Well, here a little
t m I for everyone. I'm not paying. No, have

(22:11):
you had any water? How much water have you had
to drink? Though? He gave you something from Violet Willie Walker,
you're gonna blow up, But Joe, I would not do
that too. I'm telling you, yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
No, but I think that Trust me, it doesn't hit
right away. The more water you drink and try to
stay away from sodium because sodium retains water, so you're
gonna keep that water on you. And that's why you
feel bloated because you've had a lot of water to
drink the last twenty four hours. Joe, But hold on,
this is gonna get all the water out of your
system at what time. I don't know. It's like I

(22:50):
don't know Joe's body. I know for me personally. I
told you what I do Joe for for myself and
I feel bloated and what what goes on for me?
And I'm telling you that all this water is going
to escape out of your body. You gotta take the pills.
You gotta drink the water. And then how much water
have you had? I've had, I mean half half a

(23:13):
cup of water?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay? How many times have you gone pee twice? Already?

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
You already? Yes, I went like half a pea because
it wasn't even satisfied when I went pea, It wasn't
one of those like Austin power ones. Yeah, I can
stop and keep going. Like you ever go to the bathroom,
You ever go pee, and it's like at least sixty seconds? Okay,
Oh my gosh, just stop watch. Sometimes I sometimes I

(23:42):
pee and I want my fiance to hear it because
I wanted she'd be like, wow, that's very impressive. It
sounds like a fountain. Yes. Sometimes I I know I'm thirty,
but I'll call my mom and I go, Mom, I
just went to the bathroom for like two minutes.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
It's not helping. We gotta well, it's not how long
ago did we take him?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Joe? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah, but what time is it supposed to hit? Like,
if he has to put his pants on?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
It what you'll be.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Fine by You just have to so I can't eat
the whole entire day. If you want to fit in
those pants.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is not eating?

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Okay, But what happens when he put the pants on
and then he starts to eat, Well, he needs to
un button the pants.

Speaker 15 (24:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can't hit on that.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You want to you're on a liquid diet. Yeah, but
if you but Joe, how bad do you want to
fit in these pants? Okay, Brian, Brian, you say that
Jed's doing something to me.

Speaker 16 (24:36):
What is he doing, Brian, Brian, Hey, hey, hey, so
why why is Jed giving you the mean girl's diet?
Remember when Regina, when the girl gives Regina George those
bars and says.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
No, I'm not to make Joe fat. But what happened?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
She's fit in her skirt and she can't do it.
She ate them bars.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
It sounds like.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Jeta sabotaging Joe right now, sabotage. Look what it says
out here. I'll get the bottle out. Yeah, get the
bottle out. Read the bottle, Read the bottle. If you're
just training, thank you, Brian. If you're just turning on
your radio, I love you more. I am praying right
now that Jed isn't trying to secretly make me fat.
We have an event tonight. I bought pants for it,

(25:32):
and they don't They don't really. I mean they fit,
but they don't really fit. If I can get a
little bit of water weight off of me, I think
I'll be you know good. Jed came up with the
grand idea of him and I taking caffeine pills. Now
he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen, it says
right here that will lose water weight. He's been reading

(25:52):
it since I breastfeeding. You can't.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
What are you praying in the breastfeeding? Not the good
You're not a child, so you're okay on there? Uh yeah,
So you get two hours or okay, two pills okay,
every three to four hours. So you took one about
thirty minutes ago, so that means in about two hours,
we'll take it again. We'll take it again, okay. It

(26:16):
says just do not exceed a twenty four hour period.
You gotta drink up to six glasses of water.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, but where does it stay on the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat. I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are your caffeine pill I think.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
It says you can wait for uses temporary water retention
for uh retention No four temporary for bloating, swelling, full
feeling fatigue associated with pre menstrual and menstrual periods.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Are you taking your mom's pills? No, just give me
water period, it says prompts.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
I know there's two looking white, two good looking white
on the show, but there's gonna be one now.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh my man, what the hell did this guy just
give me?

Speaker 17 (27:01):
I don't know, but I think you like I think
you had a better chance with an a ball of
the devil dander. If you'll be thinner than ari ground
down a wicked red carpet event.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh my god, I can't come on now, we can't
have that. I can't have I got to figure that out.
Should have hung out that I've never I've never done
it before because I'm a little There is no there.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Is no overnight there's like really no overnight weight lost thing.
Even if you lose the water weight, I don't think
you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man, you're just gonna
listen Jed Joe. I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 17 (27:37):
You both are beautiful, no matter what they say, because
you are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Jewels that jewels in a pair of pants tonight.

Speaker 17 (27:45):
Yeah it is so, it is so all that cake
when y'all you're gonna be so cakey at jingle Ball,
they're gonna be like, damn he thick.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
If not, if the button on my pants shoot out,
and then we're gonna have a big issue.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Man, that mum.

Speaker 17 (28:09):
Bey very dope.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, I might actually look like I have a butt
with all the water weight.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Can make it feel little bit better. I have somebody
texted me in at nine seven seven two zero. I
take a caffeine pill like every morning and pe all morning.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I haven't gone, I haven't gone to the bathroom. Well,
you know what, start drinking water, partner, because we're going
got a lot of it cuts up.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
We have to start just drinking water. Now, water water, water,
water water. Why are you so unsure of this? Because because.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
The buttons gonna shoot out of my pants when I
get on stage to get someone in the forehead. That'll
be a viral video though that I will say my
feet are sweating a lot. Is that that I mean?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I read.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
My feet are sweating? Is that good? Or no.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Help or contact poison control right away.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
If my feet are sweating. Just as if you're having
any issues, hold on, I don't.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
Necessarily know if it's you need a diuretic that will
make you pee and lose water weight.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, this is what it is.

Speaker 15 (29:25):
It's maximum strength bloat reliever, prompt and effective water bloat relief.
All right, Well, relieve discomfort and re energize at not
Joe Carbalo at Live with Joe Show.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Follow us around, We're gonna be hanging out with it.
If kids, you like a Disney channel, We're gonna hang
out with Freya sky tonight. We're gonna be with Nelly too,
So hang out with us and we'll we'll, you know,
get them on our page and they'll talk to you
guys and one that it will be very very very
cool and you'll be able to check and see if
this wor Yeah, so far, I'm peeing out of my toes.

(30:04):
Other than that, I don't know. Tampa Bay's number one
and only hit music channel ninety three three FLZ wore
the Roses next. It's literally coming up in minutes.

Speaker 18 (30:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
But before we do that though eight and four nine
ninety three ninety three, it was made to take it
back if you have actually, you know what, No, I
want to save that. I want to save that because
he's he's sleeping right now. I want to call EJ.

(30:37):
We all love listening to EJ at night. And here's
a little tease coming up in the show. We're gonna
have him on and you're gonna hear about I think
he's scamming places. But well, we'll we'll get to that.
We'll get to that. What we can do right now
is talk about Jed. So Jed sent a text to

(31:01):
the group chat, and when I saw it, I called
him three times and he didn't pick up, and I
had a massive panic attack because I really started to
worry about him. I immediately was thinking, oh my god,
I hope he's okay. Finally he gets on the phone
and I get to ask him, what happened to your bags?

(31:24):
What happened to your bed? Oh my god. So he
sent a picture posted on our Instagram at Live with
Joshah posts on our story. Okay. He sends a picture
to Ashley and I of his hotel room as the
ceiling literally opened up and water was shooting down on

(31:49):
his bed. It was all over his mattress, it was
on his backpack. It was so much water. It was
pouring off of the bed onto the ground. It the
ground was starting to It was tearing in my head
to him, going, oh my god, why he's crazy. Grab
your back back, this is gonna get soaked. You might

(32:09):
have your laptop in there. Don't take a picture. Get
out of there. It looks like there's mold and he's
so happy about it too. And I call him and
he goes, hey, body, and I'm like, what, why do
you sound like that? He said, Jed, are you okay?
Do you want to come to my room? What do
you want to do?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
You know?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
He says to me, He goes, oh, it was Ai. Yeah,
you didn't notice that it was Ai? He said, that
was Ai. Oh yeah, I forgot to say we did
uh tell Jamie Frere this morning that that was a
real thing, and he believed it. Jamie, you saw the picture.
You thought that was real as well? Yes? Good? If

(32:48):
I got duped, you had to get duped too. Did
you think it was really? Yeah? Did you call him?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I was waiting. I'm waiting.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
I was waiting for our boss attacks back. I'm like, oh, Jed,
is gonna really get a nice room? Because I mean,
how do you not get an ice room after that?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, we're all staying at a hotel right now. And
I really did. I thought, my god, this guy's get
the worst luck when it comes to That's exactly what
I thought. Hotels.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
How good? And you're not the only person to call me, Joe,
because I sent it to the same group chat with
your mom and dad in it. They called me immediately after.
They're like, if you need a place to stay, you
can always come over to our house.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
And you can stay there. And I'm like, it's just
it's not that deep.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
And then I sent it separately to our to our
other boss, Tony, and he was like, Oh my god,
is this is this?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Are you serious right now? Are you really doing this
to me? What may you even think to do that?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Because we've had some really I've had some really bad
hotel luck in the last couple of years, and this year, thankfully,
we're staying in a really nice establishment. Thank you uh
for doing that. I hard appreciate that, but in yours
past it's been really bad. And I kind of wanted
to make the ongoing joke of like, okay, it's still
continuing to be bad, and I kind of wanted some
pity from the boss.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh my god, yeah, the third because if it's the
third time, it's bad luck, it's not.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
That's not.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That was a wild prank. That was for you. That's
a funny thing because now it's a bag. It's a bag.
Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
Anyone get duped by AI recently. Anyone sees something, you go,
oh my god. Like the number one thing that I
keep getting dupe by is stranger things spoilers. I keep

(34:28):
looking online and then it's like, oh my god, this
leaked and then I'm an idiot and I click on
it and what the heck? Wait, are you serious? Like
they're all gonna wake up and it's a dream. No.
And also if that ends up being the case genuine,
I'm not spoiling it. I have no idea. But AI
will get me on that, or it will get me
on I saw an elephant fall off a cliff yesterday

(34:51):
and I it was terrifying. Yeah, and then the car
just drove right through it. Okay, that's AI.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
I've been getting duped by a lot of celebrity AI.
Their photos are like Rihanna, what are kids out and about?
And they're like, no, did you see the kid only
has three fingers? You literally have to zoom in like
inspect and the photo.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
But this is where AI is getting good. It's not
really messing up fingers anymore.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
No, No, it's everything is super really.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
So here's what I did on that photo, in particular, Ashley.
So I made that image with Google Gemini, just a
full disclosure and in the corner they have like a
little watermark where it's like the Gemini Google Gemini logo.
I cropped it so you couldn't see the Gemini logo
because I knew if I sent that to the group chat,
Joe would have easily. He looks at the videos because
there's some more AI. You know it's AI because it

(35:42):
has the Sora. The Sora watermark ever has the Google
Gemini in like one of the corners.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
I've never seen the Google Gemini one.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Yeah, it's like a little did I'll show you when
we're done with what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
But yeah, it's like a little thing in the.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
You can easily miss it or people could it out
of the photo so where they post something and it's
like you.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Just said you did.

Speaker 9 (36:04):
Yeah, we're never going to be able to tell the
difference between what's not well.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
And we talked I think Ashley talked about a couple
of weeks ago with rage Bait how it's like the
most dude rage bait. Rage baited you guys hardcore. And
I've also noted like have you seen this on meta
Ashley the Facebook profiles where it says from India, like
the count is from India, and they try to like

(36:28):
they'll post something about the bucks, like Mike Evans is
returning to play this week. No, Mike Evans is returning
to practice this week, but he is not.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm not the only one with Todd boils.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
To Yes, yes they had one.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Though Bulls Boyle. But I saw that.

Speaker 9 (36:47):
I'm like, I literally have to like read the comments
because I was getting doped.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I was gonna report wild.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
A lot of these bots from India and other parts
of Asia are taken over with a I like.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Thereatting in the country just laughing at us.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Look at the bottom right, bottom right, a tiny diamond
stop it.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
It looks it looks like it's a part of the
graphic bro exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So that's the Google one. That's the Google Gemini wan okay.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
And if you make videos on Sora, which is chat
chepyte so video generator, they have watermarking.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Brittany, you were duped by AI.

Speaker 19 (37:26):
Yeah, my six year old was on I think it
was YouTube using an app some filter and we recently
had kittens and we couldn't get them to come out
from under the bed. But she had a video of
her with the kittens climbing on top of her, and
it looked identical to her. After looking at it for
a few minutes, I could tell her something was off

(37:48):
with her smile, and then I realized her teeth didn't
quite match up. And then I realized, you're trying to
pull a fast.

Speaker 20 (37:56):
One on me.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Do you laugh at your daughter? Do you think, oh
my god, she's the best? Or do you get a
little bit worried because she's going to be a problem
and she gets older. She's got a good sense of humor.

Speaker 19 (38:12):
Oh yeah, I'm a little bit of both. I know
she's got a temper, she's got an attitude, but she's
also got one of those personalities that everybody's drawn to.
So I'm I think I'm gonna lock her up.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I think you've got a CEO on your hands. You've
got someone who's going to be super successful. I love that.
Can you tell her? We say?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (38:31):
Oh, definitely, all right, I love.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
It, Brittany love you have a fantastic day, Katie, Katie,
were you duped by Ai?

Speaker 21 (38:39):
I actually was calling to tell Ashley.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I mean, I do get duped by a lot.

Speaker 21 (38:43):
But I started if you upload the picture to another
AI generator and ask it if it was created by
AI or not, it'll tell you if it's real or not.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Oh thank you. I need that. I'm gonna start doing
that because I'm telling.

Speaker 21 (38:56):
You, if you feel like it's AI, you can upload
didn't ask it, and it will tell you if it
was generated or not. And it has saved my butt
a lot, so I figured out, actually, no, thank you, I'm.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Going to start using that too. Thank you, Katie Caitlin, Hey, Hi,
you got dupe. I didn't.

Speaker 22 (39:16):
But there was a prank going around on TikTok where
people were photoshopping UH using AI to uh put homeless
men in their house and then sending it to their
parents and pretending like there was a homeless man breaking
in asking for money and they were like letting them
sleep on the couch and stuff. It was really funny,
Like the parents would call and be.

Speaker 19 (39:38):
Like, what's happening, what's going on?

Speaker 22 (39:40):
I don't know if you guys ever saw it?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh yeah I did. I got my mom with that
like six times. And then finally karma got around. Intruders
just came into my home one day. That was a
bad joke. That was a bad good thing. I have
sound effect, let me we do that. Yeah, so I
dupe my parents with that one time, and then next

(40:03):
thing you know, it came back around and someone came
into my home.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
That sounds like a scary trend. Though I carry around
sound effects with me at all times. The best actually
there's there is the one the same kind of prank.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
The one guy was working at a car dealership and
said the homeless guy was filling out the application and
his GM was like, no, we are not taking applications.
And he kept going and posting him around the office
like filling out applications. And then one of the best pranks.
Ye pranks will be continuing, maybe for a while.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
War the Roses is coming.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Up nuts War of the Roses on the Joe Show.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Did your friends know your significant other was cheating before
you did? This is kind of the the question that
is involved in this. We're praying, we're hoping that Reagan's
friends are wrong. The right though, you know, is a
women's intuition. Is it just your friend knows best? Hopefully

(41:09):
we don't get to that point. Reagan, say, Reagan, you
are on the phone with us, You got in contact
with us because of your friend Kelly, right right, Is
she with you or no?

Speaker 18 (41:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
No, Okay, Kelly is convinced that your boyfriend is cheating
on you.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, I mean she just her and my other friends
just keep telling me like they think he's cheating.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh so it's a group of girls.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, I have like a close girl group. We went
to high school together, in college all that.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, how long have you been dating ben? H?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Almost a year?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay? Have they ever liked him?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
And he's a likable guy. But then he said, you know,
he's just he's not a good guy. It's the way
he looks at you.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Well yeah, so what what is the reasoning why? Like,
what do they say, you know, did they see him
out with someone else, did they catch him in a lie?
What was it?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
They just they are saying like, oh, it's women's intuition.
They just they just have a feeling he's cheating on me.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
So kay, And I mean, you made you made it here,
So what was it that? It's like if my friend
was like, hey, and is as much as I love this,
and you know, War of the Roses is a great thing,
I don't know if I would ever contact me just

(42:55):
because it's a huge leap. How did Kelly convince you
to finally get on with us?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I mean, well, first of all, I don't really believe them.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I don't think he is ya.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
But she's like tell us all like, go on to
Joe show, do one of the roses, like just do it.
See if you're shooting you know? All right, So here
we are.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Okay, well listen, Reagan, I'm here for you. Actually, one
last question. So let's say we get ben on and
he sends the flowers to you. Do you want us
to just hang up on him and then we'll send
you the flowers and he can go on with his
day going okay, cool, like that was a crazy call

(43:40):
to receive and how cool is that? Thank you? Beautiful
beautiful blossoms? Or do you want us to tell him
why we are here.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
To Actually, no, that's not.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
You want us to hang up them?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, okay, hang up?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah? All right, Well hopefully that is what we do.
And if that is the case, then it's been nice
talking to you. But Reagan, I'm gonna I'm gonna put
you on hold. Okay, okay, uh ah, do you uh do.

Speaker 23 (44:25):
You have all the info that you need your shut
all right, jud just gave me that thumbs up. Remember,
we don't hear a ring, but we get them to
pick up.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Hi is this Ben?

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Hey Ben? My name is Kayla.

Speaker 9 (44:55):
I'm actually calling from Beautiful Blossoms. If you didn't know,
we are a new flower store in Saint Pete. We're
trying to get our name out there. If you had
a moment for a quick survey, I would love to
offer you a dozen longsome red roses for free. I
just need about maybe twenty seconds of your time for
this survey.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You help us out these flowers.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
These flowers you can send to anyone for free. Like
I said, it's just a two question survey. No credit
card information needs to be given.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
All right?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
How do you got performer?

Speaker 9 (45:27):
It was actually free, so we got it through the
people find our app. Now, I do need to let
you know this college being recorded for quality and training purposes.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Are you okay with this free flowers? Been three flowers? Perfects?

Speaker 20 (45:47):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (45:48):
You don't need a credit card.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
I don't need a credit card. I do need you
to answer these two questions though. Have you purchased flowers
in the last six months?

Speaker 7 (45:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Do you plan on per just see flowers in the
next six months.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
M I mean maybe yea perfect.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Now I'm gonna need a first and last name of
who you want to send these roses to. You're gonna
make this person's day, so think hard.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Okay, Uh, yeah, let's send them to Yeah, let's send
them to Natalie.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Natalie last name? Sure, and we are going to include
a card with this with these roses. What would you
like that little note to say so she knows these
are from you?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Yeah? Yeah, let's do uh see you next week? Can
you do emojis?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Which mojo do you want?

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Yeah? Let's do a monkey face?

Speaker 9 (47:00):
Okay, little winky face, anything else, a little kissy vase?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
I think the wiky face is good.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Hey, let's put that down.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
And I think I have everything I need from you now.
I'm actually gonna transfer you over to shipping and handling
and they're going to gather the rest of your information.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Okay, Okay? Cool is Ben?

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Hi Ben, Ben, My name is Joe. I'm gonna make
this super quick and we can send you on with
your day. First of all, thank you so much for
completing the survey. Cannot wait to send you these flowers
or well, send a confirmation on the name. Is that
a Natalie?

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
All right, and then I'm looking at the note. She's
definitely going to love these. How long have you guys
been together? Good amount of time?

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Uh? Yeah, about two years?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Okay, all right? Sorry, a confirmation on this because I can.
We'll give an anniversary type of thing for you guys,
will throw in another gift. You've been with her for
two years? Yeah, Ben, And I'll let you go in
just a second. There is one person that I guess

(48:18):
is a little bit shocked that you've been with Natalie
for for so long? Reagan, do you want to say
anything to Ben?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
You're actually live on the radio right now with War
the Roses, and I think this is news to all
of us.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Ben, what's the seriously, seriously, who is not Lee Number one?

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Is what you called the radio station?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
She did?

Speaker 24 (48:50):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Ben?

Speaker 18 (48:51):
Question here? That's another question.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You're cheating on me, is the question?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Reagan?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh, Mike, Ben, does Natalie know about Reagan?

Speaker 7 (49:08):
You know what I'm not doing.

Speaker 18 (49:10):
I'm gone, I'm done, I'm done, We're done, Reagan.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Ben hung up, course, Reagan, I'm gonna put you on hold. Okay,
I'll talk to you off the ear. Okay, let me
talk to her in just a second. I thought about
this a lot before we made this call. You know,

(49:45):
two things with it. Women's intuition is one, but also
just what would it be? Friend tuition? Yeah? What do
you do if your friend says, Hey, I think that
your significant other is cheating on you? What would you do?
Has that happened to you or the Roses? You know,
this all happened because Reagan's friend, who's a big listener

(50:08):
of the show, she kept saying, Hey, he's cheating. He's cheating,
he's cheating, he's cheating. I know he's cheating on you.
I know he's now this is what hegan say. No,
there's no way, no, no, no no, And Kelly finally says,
call the Joe Show, have them just see. We did,
and what we saw was is that he's been in

(50:30):
another relationship for two years. This is Zach.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I asked the question if anyone's ever been in that
position where their friend was saying that their significant other
was cheating. You know, you, unfortunately, were in that position.
I was talk to me about it, and.

Speaker 25 (50:50):
You know, it's hard to believe at first, and one
night after she had left her work, she had left
her iPad at home which was connected to her eye messages,
and the first message that popped up was a I
want to pet your cat emoji. But I knew immediately that, okay,

(51:12):
that didn't come for me. There's something going on, And
so I told her I needed her Apple passwords so
that I could download a game for our sons. She
gave me the password, got in there and found out
it had been going back for about six months, the
two of them, and they were having their promiscuous meetings

(51:35):
at work.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
How do you confront her?

Speaker 25 (51:38):
And I called her and told her that she probably
shouldn't come home in the morning. She worked, they work nights,
and she was, you know, acting all confused, and they said,
I don't know, why don't you let him pet your kiddies?

Speaker 10 (51:55):
And then she caught onto it, do you have a cat?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Everyone's on her in that. No, we don't have Zach.
I really am. I'm so sorry that that, uh, that
that happened. But I once again, I'm always a big
believer that you know, when we catch these cheaters and
and we've got people with real feelings who are going

(52:20):
through a traumatizing moment, as you know, because you went
through this, I do think that you know, people like
you kind of help soften the blow because you know,
Reagan can look back on this and go all right,
Zach's life is better mine can be as well. Are
your kids in the car?

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Yes?

Speaker 25 (52:37):
Or on our way to drop off?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
So they know about all of this?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
They do?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
How old are they? Well?

Speaker 25 (52:45):
Our youngest is four. He doesn't understand it, and dealed
it is six and she kind of understands it.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Mhm. What's her name?

Speaker 25 (52:54):
Natalia?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Can she hear me right now? Yes?

Speaker 7 (52:58):
She can hear you?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Hina, What a crazy story? Huh yeah, craziness Natalia? Are
you going to be asking dad for a kitten? Do
you want a cat?

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, all right, Natalia, give your dad a big hugging
a kiss because you've got the best dad ever.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Joe Show is live on ninety three three FLZ and
it may be cold in Tampa Bay, but let me
tell you something. We had to travel up to Detroit
for work. So we're broadcasting in the iHeart Detroit Studios
right now, and it's a lot. So my fiance, she
works in downtown Tampa she'd sent me a picture. She's

(53:46):
in her office building and they're all wearing coats. Still listen,
it's gonna snow where we are in ten minutes, believe
it or not. We'll take a picture. If you've never
seen snow, I'll take a picture and send it to you.
We're here for iHeartRadio's jingle Ball. We've talked about it
a lot the last couple of days, So if you're
already annoyed with me, you can send me a DM

(54:07):
and say, shut up about it. I don't want to
hear it anymore. But I got another story that I
want to tell with it. Love EJ. It's like listening
to EJ. So. EJ is here as well, and we
were talking about the clothes we were going to wear
tonight for the event and all of that. And you know,
EJ is on every radio station for iHeart, so he

(54:29):
travels around the whole entire country in December and does
all these shows. And with that, listen, at the end
of the day, you do kind of need to dress nice.
Our company takes a ton of pictures. They post it
on the company page, which has millions of followers, So
you do you get a little vain and not in
the negative sense. You just bet you got to look

(54:49):
your best. And EJ told me that he will buy
the clothes, and he purposely buys clothes that are made
to be returned. And what that is is it's the
clothes that have tags on the inside, not the outside.
So he leaves the tags on and he'll return him

(55:10):
after every show eight hundred and four oh nine, ninety three,
ninety three. Do you do that? Are you a serial return?
Is that something that you are doing when you go
to maybe work events, or maybe you just do it
in your normal life. Maybe you got a birthday over
the weekend, so you want to, you know, look all

(55:32):
nice for that, but then you return the clothes.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
Maybe you want to go all out for Gasparilla next month,
and you're like, it's well price, you imma have to
return and the jacket.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
But that to me is nuts because like especially Gasparilla,
I wear a pirate outfit every year. It's the same
pirate outfit. And the beauty of a pirate outfit is
is that it can get messed up. You can spill
on it, you can stain it, you can do all
because you're a pirate. So it almost adds more character
to it. If I'm looking to return my jacket or

(56:02):
I'm looking to return my coat or a hat, how
do I even have fun at Gasprilla? I'm gonna spill
on it.

Speaker 9 (56:08):
Oh, some people really just want to go for the
looks and the pictures.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm saying, though, Oh you can't. I mean, then there's
no fun. Yeah, I kind of agree with Joe. And also,
it's Gasprilla. I'm willing to bet that there's maybe one
single human being that's just showing up to take a picture.
Everyone else we're having fun. It's a national holiday. True.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
But ej is the reason why I. I mean, you
do the same thing. I wash my clothes before I
wear them, simply because I mean, you're going to events.
You're probably going to birthday parties, social events, and you're
wearing these clothes and bringing them back, but you're sweating
in them, your body fluids are getting on them.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
So I did this with a pair of pants. One
I did this with a pair of pants. Or it
was actually at our coworker Nick Wise's wedding. I wore
pants and then I put them back on Amazon and
kept the tag on in the ends.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Out of him. But what I.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Didn't realize is that you really do screw over like
small businesses when you do this on Amazon because too, yeah,
I think, so you want to go grab her and
right after you explain your Amazon, go grab her. So
the reason why, uh, it screws over like small businesses
because there's certain products where people like they do running

(57:21):
a business out on through Amazon. So one, they're not
like these big corporations who if you return something, the
big corporation can kind of eat the cost. But if
I'm buying two hundred and three hundred dollars worth of clothing,
and that's supporting a small business that just happens to
be on Amazon. If you return it worn and used,
they can't resell that and make any money off it.

(57:41):
They're out the three hundred dollars that they would more
likely profit off of and seid all right.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
So Bianca is walking in which you can listen to
Bianca on my dad's radio show Mojo in the morning. Bianca,
we're talking about how EJ is returning his clothes after
jingle Ball and I've heard that you do this. Oh
my gosh, I do this all the time. And actually
now that you come in here and I'm looking at you.
Happy birthday twenty three today? Did you get a birthday outfit?

(58:11):
Or yes? You never turning it right?

Speaker 9 (58:13):
How are you serious?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
You have no shame?

Speaker 7 (58:15):
No?

Speaker 24 (58:15):
I live off Amazon return the thirty day return policy.
I actually bought a shirt to go to the Tripistans
game last week.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I asked him what the return policy is? Seven days?
I'm returning it after kidding me. Yeah, just said it
something about Amazon and small businesses. So you screw over
small businesses because of this.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Think about all the like mom and pop stores that
are on Amazon right, Like, say you buy clothes from them,
you wear it right, and then Bianca returns it. Now
they're out all that money that they thought they were
going to make because you were got out sweating in
it and because you not returned it.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
She's like, whooped you do?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I'm considering Amazon a big corporation. I don't think.

Speaker 24 (58:48):
What's that guy's name who owns it? He does not
care about my twenty dollars return policy. Honestly, sometimes I
return things and then I don't know how to return it.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
They just pay me back. Are you serious?

Speaker 24 (59:03):
And you're a year for jingle ball? By the way,
I returned my outfits. So i wear a really cute
outfit and I'm returning it. Same thing with my off
and I'm wearing today, I'm really a really cute outfit,
and I'm returning out that is really cute, and I'm
returning it because I'm never gonna wear it again. It's
so pointless to keep an outfit or keep clothes that you're.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Only gonna wear once. I I mean, that's don't you agree?
I know, I don't agree. My closet is filled with
things that I bought for jingle Ball because yeah, I
kind of I kind of yeah, kind of dress.

Speaker 24 (59:29):
Everything, everything I wore for your dad's Hall of Fame event,
everything I wore for Halloween. Every year, that stuff always
gets returned. I'm never closet empty. Well, no, it's just basically,
you know, I actually wear the same clothes like every
day because I have no clothes.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Cartoon characters. Is your name? Mar mar Hi mar A?
Life is fantastic. When I get to talk to you,
you're on with fiance. Say happy birthday to Bianca real quick?
Can you say happy birth a, Bianca? Happy birth I

(01:00:03):
appreciate you man. Do you do you do that? Uh
do you return these clothes?

Speaker 18 (01:00:09):
So there have been sometimes where I pack sixteen different
outfits and then.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
I hate them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
So then I run the target real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
I'll get that outfit.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
And at the end I end up returning it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I always feel terrible because it's like I just wore
this outfit and not someone else has to wear it
after I wore it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I don't know. I sweat like my butt is sweating
right now.

Speaker 24 (01:00:31):
No, honestly doesn't matter. Exactly Listen, it doesn't matter. And honestly,
probably close you by probably have been.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Warm with them, watched them before we put them on.
I don't ever wash clothes. I mean you, thank you,
mar April April. You you have someone that's exactly like Bianca.
They take advantage of the Amazon returns.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yes, So anything that they may have that breaks, they'll
go on Amazon find the exact same ATTOMN and then
just turn the broken autumn or something that doesn't work,
and they'll send it back and they give them money.

Speaker 18 (01:01:10):
Back every top.

Speaker 24 (01:01:12):
Sometimes with skincare, if I run out of like my
face moistureizer, I'd buy any one on Amazon. I'll turn
the old face moisturizer. That's empty.

Speaker 9 (01:01:18):
It's crazy scamming.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
And I also just bought a tag gun, so even
if I want to rip off the.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
Tags, I can retag my tag gun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Oh my goodness, he let me use that. I got
you for real.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
I don't have I don't have the guts to do it.
I was praying out of steak getting caught.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh my gosh, No, I retaged.

Speaker 19 (01:01:42):
I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I retagged the winter coat. I retagged the retag.

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
Winter coat is crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
You need that every winter?

Speaker 24 (01:01:49):
No, And I know Rally House has also Tomorrow twenty
day returns, so you can be wearing off for four
months and then return And I abided by that. That's it.
You guys don't keep it. Do you keep a calendar

(01:02:11):
of No. I take a picture of when I bought
the outfit, so I know how many days I have
until I got to return it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
And I know you're jealous of me, so I know
you're start taking notes too, jealous at doing this. She's gonna, hey,
but she's gonna start doing it. I'm taking notes. I
am gonna be doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
And so Bianca went to confession two weeks ago. She
told me earlier today, she needs to go to confession.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
One after it's not considered stealing, it's considered borrowing. Is
that what it is?

Speaker 13 (01:02:36):
Obey the Joe Show. Pass all the news and info.

Speaker 14 (01:02:39):
You need top stories at the top of the hour
with cash Lenix.

Speaker 9 (01:02:43):
Christmas in what two Weeks's Christmas in two weeks? Oh
my god, Christmas, I'll be in two weeks. I'm freaking
out and you should be freaking out too, because I
know you got to do that holiday shop two weeks
and you all I know, and you have.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
To send a gift.

Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
So with the holidays right around the corner, you need
to be making sure that you ship your gifts and
ups letting you know that you need to ship it
by December seventeenth. FedEx said you got to ship it
by the December twenty third, okay, and you PS said
by December twenty third as well. So get your packages
out if you're gonna be shipping. So, Mommy, if you

(01:03:15):
listen it, if you want to send me a care package,
you know meal baby.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Have you guys started your Christmas shopping yet? I started November? Yeah,
you have, nun chet.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
Yeah, I'm excited that I did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I got one thing so far, I got you a
bunch more screwed up.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
You always waited the last minute, I know, and you
go to International Christmas Eve, Like, why would.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
You do that? Other guys? Yeah, oh my goodness.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Hackers impersonating celebrities online, including Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and
Billie Eilish.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
They helped drive and estimated.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
Five point three billion dollars in scams this year.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:03:52):
They would basically take I saw these scams because they
would take all the artists page. They would DM you
like why is Britney Spears DM to me like come on,
she's not. No, But they would go and take over
these accounts and they would try to get some type
of cryptocurrency out of you. They would sell you fake merch,
fake meet and greet passes. Hackers have impersoned Adele Future

(01:04:14):
and even my boy Michael Jackson. You know, I don't play.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Bacer, right, you get scammed by Michael Jackson, that's kind
of your fault.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
They were taking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
If you get scammed by a dad guy, that's kind
of your I don't know if I can feel bad
for you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
Yeah, But as far as Taylor Swift fans. They were
targeted and they got fake VIP packages, merch drops, ticket
links designed to mimic her real promotions.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
It was real scary out here.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
Last, but not least, Jimmy Kimmel just signed a new
deal with ABC Disney that keeps his show A Jimmy
Kimme alive on air through at May twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
And this is all de mite happening.

Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
What happened was September when he was briefly suspended after
making remarks about the high profile killing, which triggered backlash
from the media affiliate's in a regulator.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
So he's back on.

Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
I still love Jimmy Kimmel, but I just don't watch
the show, so we'll see what happens in May of
twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Get off so new think a whispering kim doesn't hear
you say? Shot over my mic man? It's really fun
that much? Oh wow, I'll share head a figure.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Okay, thank you, daddy. Get all Joe Show news and
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All right, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Let's take a look
at the time. Real quick, oh perfect, run Time for
a change. Eight hundred four nine ninety three ninety three,
eight hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. Find

(01:05:39):
the Florida Man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Let's play it next, Hey three three flc.

Speaker 12 (01:05:44):
They could be your neighbor. It's time to play the
Joe Shows. Find the Florida Man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
High, Lacey High, Lacey, Pajo Lacy. You're ready to play
Find the Florida Man, I'm ready, all right, cool. And
then right after Find the Florida, I'm gonna announce something
that you're gonna go nuts. You're gonna lose your mind.
It's a really cool announcement.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Okay, okay, I'm excited, all right, I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Here we go. Two news headlines, Tell me which one
happened in Florida, and you could win in a ooh, whoops,
did not mean to do that. Hold on, hold on,
let's pause that. Let's just play the banjo right now.
Turn that banjo up. I'm going to read you two
news headlines, two news headlines, and you gotta tell me
which one happened in Florida. If you can do so correctly,

(01:06:37):
you win big. All right, Here we go, woman, faces
felony for throwing chicken at a victim's face. Did that
happen in Florida? Or criminal mastermind gets stuck in fence
outside of home. Which one happened in Florida?

Speaker 25 (01:06:59):
I'm gonna say fence the second one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
You're with the fence. I was gonna go with the
fence too. We're gonna move on to Christina. Now, Christina's
in Saint Pete. Hi, Christina?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
How cold is it this morning? It's freezing?

Speaker 19 (01:07:20):
I have my heater on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I love the smell of the first time you turn
on the heater and it smells like burnt. You're like, oh,
I love the burning dust in my in my event.
All right, here we go, Christina. Two news headlines. Tell
me which one happened in Florida and you'll win. Big
man used stolen credit cards to buy sixty five thousand

(01:07:43):
dollars worth of alcohol online. Did that happen in Florida?
Or man uses umbrella to choke customer at home depot
self checkout home Depot, Home Depot. Nice, good job, I
love that. All right? Move on to round three. You

(01:08:04):
got two more rounds. Four men stole nearly a million
dollars worth of shoes from malls. Did that happen in Florida?
Or driver clocked in it going one hundred and forty
three miles an hour tells police he was running late
for work.

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
Running late for work?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Running late for work is not correct. I am sorry, Christina.
We're gonna move on to NICKI, who is in Tampa. Which,
by the way, Nikki, that major announcement I said, we
are going somewhere in Tampa. Fight somewhere in Tampa with

(01:08:49):
thousands of people in less than a week. I'll tell
you what that is right after we get into this
last round of fine the Florida man, which, by the way,
Elenium tickets is what you're going to be able to
win if you get this right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Okay, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Man busted for robbing a bank of one dollar? Did
that happen in Florida? Or Man arrested after driving into
closed restaurant in the middle of the night to charge
his electric car at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Let's go with the robbing the bank of a dollar?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
You sure?

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
No?

Speaker 25 (01:09:40):
The second?

Speaker 18 (01:09:40):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Second?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I am sure?

Speaker 18 (01:09:43):
This time?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Man arrested after driving into a closed restaurant in the
middle of the night to charge his electric car at
the bar. What would you guys have gone? The electric car?
Electric car, electric car? Is that correct? Congratulations?

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
The gentleman who lives under the desk is very excited
that you just won, So congratulations to you, Nicky, Nicky,
thank you so much for listening. I'm gonna put you
on hold so we can get your information.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Okay, all right, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Thank you. All right, I've been teasing it and it's
finally going to happen. This is a very big announcement.
I see DJ Jamie Ferraras getting ready for it right now. Jamie,
let's play one song and then you and I are
gonna have some fun because we've got a big, big announcement.
Jamie's gonna be there. The whole entire show's gonna be

(01:10:48):
there in about If I had guessed, three to four
thousand people will be there as well. What's going on
in Tampa unless than a week, I'll tell you next.
Nothing better than live music, right? We love live music, Yes,
we do. We just love music. Are you so lucky
and blessed to be on ninety three to three FLZ,

(01:11:10):
which is Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel.
So this has been in the working for quite some time.
We've been thinking about, you know, what is something that
we could do that's gonna bring out a ton of
people where we can celebrate music, got to celebrate like
the holidays in the end of the year. Just something

(01:11:33):
to you know, really enjoy ourselves and have some fun. So,
ladies and gentlemen, if you would, since we're in our
little studio on the road, I'm gonna need your guys's help.
Are you guys good at giving drum rolls? Yeah, of course,
of course we are. Well drum roll please, ladies in genlemen,

(01:11:57):
I've got your plans for the sambasventeen that's next Wednesday,
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(01:12:55):
Join Us says we're going to be hanging out with
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You wearing a coat today? What are you wearing a
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It's craziness, Alexis listen, you can buy a fur coat
with the money that you're about to win seven thousand
and five hundred dollars with our ten thousand dollars secret sound.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
And is all thanks to our friends Anna jarn Levine
Accident Attorneys.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
You know the drill. Will play it twice, you'll tell
me what it is, and hopefully finally we will get
a winner. And when we do, we're gonna be freaking out.
I'm gonna be going those on my craft for you girl,
all right. DJ Jamie Ferrera helped me out play that
sound twice. Clearwater Zone, Alexis.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
What is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
The Joe Shows ten thousand dollars secret sound?

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Oh my god, my heart is racing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Is it a safe door opening or closing?

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Oh my god, that is not the case. No, I
am sorry, you lose William Stranger things you like that.
I'm not your ownent, but Luke, I am your friend
working voice.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Do you want to know why I go after children? Which,
by the way, a little bit yeah, hey, calm down,
William gave the children no winner. Unfortunately that was a

(01:18:14):
guest that was already guessed. Not great, but that's okay, okay,
But I'm okay so all right, yeah, I got I
gotta we gotta help up, We gotta help out more people.
We gotta figure this out because, like I said, I'm

(01:18:35):
taking a vacation now, I'm gonna be taking a vacation
at the end of December. Okay, my my brother is
coming into town, and I haven't seen my brother in
so long. How many days do we have left? I'm
gonna be honest, I gotta call Tommy. We might have
to up the cash with each wrong guess. Now we
might have to throw in like an extra two entice

(01:18:58):
people to really figure it out. Let me give out
the hints one more time so you can think about it,
and the next time we're gonna play is gonna be
it at six forty tomorrow morning. First hint was inside,
well actually vacation inside, say and and or safety. When

(01:19:30):
someone did guess the safe, I said, great, guess location wise,
that is very very very close to where the sound
actually happens. Vacation inside, say and or safety. And when

(01:19:54):
someone guessed that it was a safe, I said, low
Haitian wise, it is very close to where that sound was.
What could our ten thousand dollars secrets so big you've

(01:20:19):
got time to think about it, let's throw it back.
It is interesting. The more wrong answers we get, the
more I feel like people get mad at me. Like,
here's one comment, why don't you guys do seven forty
eight forty nine forty like y'all used to do? Uh,

(01:20:41):
we never did with it. If they're referring to the
secret sound for the cruise, if you're wrong, because we
did six forty seven forty nine forty. But that's just
the times that the legal department picked. Here's another one.
Can we get a hint for those of us who
have never been on a cruise? I never once said

(01:21:03):
that it had anything to do with a cruise. Now,
could that sound be on a cruise? Sure, yeah, cruises
a vacation. But could it also be not on a cruise? Sure? Absolutely.
So those are the two ones that just caught my
eye at first. And I'll stop being insecure and reading comments.

(01:21:24):
I'm not a big comic. I don't like comments. I'm
learning now to not recomments or d ms. Say it
to my face, Okay, tough guy, tough guy, say to
my face, my face, do you want me to kick
your ass? Calm down? You like you like my cousin,

(01:21:46):
I do. I suppose hop on Jet's Mike, you two
can share my my cousin. Exavier's in the studio. And
I did not know Joe Hack because he never talks
about cousins. So he Ashley told me that white people
don't talk about cousins the way black people talk about cousins.

(01:22:07):
What do you think about that, Xavier, who not only
is white but also he's a Mexican. Yeah, I'm a
lot more Mexican.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I can't believe he doesn't talk about there's like fourteen
of us and he never talks about any of them.
But no, no, no, hold on, I talk about my cousins.
He's the best one. He only talks about Maddy. That's
the only one I know. I don't even have a
cousin nam Maddy. So Madeline, there you go right, I'm Maddie. Sorry.
So you think you think white people don't talk about cousins.

Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
They we how many times I talked about my cousins
and having like fifty of them on here, and they
all got nicknames.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
But that's the thing, when you say you have fifty cousins,
I think that you just call people who you're close with. Cousins.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
No, my grandparents, my grandfather had like twelve or thirteen kids.
They all and then simply are twins run in my family.
So you got a triplet doublin divide about two. I
there you go, fifty three fifty three.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Do you even know all of them?

Speaker 17 (01:23:05):
Though?

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
No, do not.

Speaker 9 (01:23:07):
So when I go to family unions, I'm like, what's up?
Cousin don't even know all their names. I don't even
know some of my cousin's real names. Do you guys
have nicknames?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Do you have cousin nicknames?

Speaker 26 (01:23:16):
So, on my uncle and my mom's side, I know
all my cousins. I think it must be like a
black I don't know all my cousins on my dad's side,
so my side, I don't really get Hispanic girls because
you know what they might be my cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Now that I think about it, does Uncle ro so
Uncle Ralph has kids or he has brothers and sisters,
so he's one of nine you probably got just learning
this right now. He is the only boy.

Speaker 26 (01:23:55):
As well, had eight sisters and they range in age.
I think he falls like in the middle of it.
But they even know them I know, I know. I've
met a handful of my aunts. Not all of them
lived in our area. They are spread out some state
in Mexico, so I never got to meet all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
But I do know, you know a lot. Yeah, I
do know a lot of the area.

Speaker 26 (01:24:19):
We have a lot of family, but I don't know,
like we're not going there Christmas, is there all days?
Their birthdays? So it's like I don't know know when
I meet these people. I know that there's a lot
of people in our area that are of relation. So
I'm like, I got family. Joe just found out he
had family thanks to you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
I mean, that's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, he's
where we have a big size and I.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
Only know Jed has one cousin, the cousin what's his name.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
How many cousins do you have? You've got cousin.

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
I've got my cousin Will Well. That's the thing is
like a lot of my cousins are older, so it's
hard for me to relate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
They're like I have uh thanking, like no six or eight? Wow,
that we never knew.

Speaker 9 (01:25:06):
See why you guys don't talk about the cousins. Did
you grow up like staying at Grandma's house, and all
the cousins got together.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
And Pat's house. Not my my grandma died or before
before she died. My dad was in eighth grade, So
thanks for reminding me. And my grandpa Carbolo liked half
of his kids. In the other half, he wasn't a
big fan of family divide it. Yeah. No, we'd stay

(01:25:32):
at Aunt Pat's house or Aunt Tracey's, or we'd stay
at the Carbolo of Lyle's house. Carbolo's of Lyle.

Speaker 26 (01:25:42):
So since he's not talking about us, I guess each
day I'm going to introduce a.

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
New should I just give the report your cousins.

Speaker 26 (01:25:51):
Yeah, so today you're learning about me Exavier, Chicago Land Area.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
You'll how about even know. You'll love Gabe Gabe his
brother is amazing, and Berta and Rafa and you'll love
uh who else you love? Antonio, Country, Madeleine, Nick, Race, Vince.

Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
He's never only said Madeline the only when I know
that is so not true. Cousin, you're listening, I mean, hey,
I don't know about you. You got a cool name.
I love calling his day and he rocking Joe Fresh Goods.
He flying in his own cousin, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Is it true too you saw a woman with red
hair and you said she that woman with red hair
has a fatty? To Ashley, is that any truth in
the rumor you said a woman had a fatty yesterday?
Is your attorney? I say, I loved my attorneys, which,
by the way, speaking of attorneys, my uncle Tony is
an attorney, and I believe Madeleine is an attorney now

(01:26:51):
and that would be your cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Yeah, he's got cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I got cousin.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
I'm just very nervous for exavior to be in here
right now because I don't want them to report back
to my family that my radio show sucks. What do
you think about it? I tune in so I know
the show sucks. Sucks.

Speaker 13 (01:27:10):
This is Iheartradios WSLC too, Obey. The Joe Show has
all the news and info you need.

Speaker 14 (01:27:17):
Top stories at the top of the hour with Nashley
Nix six seven six seven, no more, no more, in
and out Burger. Yes, The popular West Coast food chain
has acts the.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
Number of sixty seven from its ordering system after the
viral sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I'm doing it tonight. We can say it right now.
I don't want anyone to find out. But you know,
we're in Detroit for iHeartRadio's jingle Ball and we're gonna
go on stage in front of about ten to twelve
to fifteen thousand people. I'm gonna get the whole stadium
to say six to seven we can do it, or

(01:27:55):
everyone's gonna go man, that white boy is dumb, which
either way they'll do.

Speaker 9 (01:28:01):
But six seven six seven, Yeah, so In and Out
said they have taken six seven out of their system.
So whenever they're taking orders, it goes from sixty six
to sixty eight because of Yeah, that whole six seven
six seven.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
What do they do?

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
They do it at five guys. I can't do they
call numbers out at five guys. They do numbers at
five guys. They do numbers at Portillos.

Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
Because I wonder if other people are gonna restaurants are
going to start doing this because they're just annoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Sixty seven and if you say six seven, I'm sending
you to heaven, come on up and get your red,
then yeah, that's cool. New Year's Resolutions. Have you guys
been thinking about yours?

Speaker 24 (01:28:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
We still lived three weeks last thinking about because.

Speaker 9 (01:28:40):
We're millennials, and right now, roughly fifty seven of millennials
have planned to set a resolution more than other generations.
A new survey found that twenty twenty six is the
year that millennials are most out of all generations to
have a resolution, and most of those resolutions are saving money,
exercising more, and proving their health.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
I'm definitely on that list for sure. Get out a
credit card debt and then finish the financials for my
my wedding. That's that's my new Year's resolution. Also lose weight. Also, uh,
you know, get a list of pregnant before the wedding
and then and then we'll have a panic attack about that.
And what else do I want to do? I want

(01:29:21):
to I really want to learn how to like dunk
a basketball. So okay, yeah, I got another resolution that
Jed doesn't even want to know about this. I'm gonna
shave his head while he's sleeping.

Speaker 19 (01:29:36):
Do justin.

Speaker 9 (01:29:37):
Timberlake is pulling back from work and focusing on his
health after revealing he has lime disease. So a source
told me the condition took a serious toll during his
recent world tour, leaving him exhausted and in pain, so
right now, he just wants to prior to prioritize his
rest and treatment and spend time with his wife, Jessica
Bield and their children. Get all Joe Show news and
content on our free iHeartRadio. Apping YouTube just starts to

(01:30:00):
Joe Show. Make sure to like, subscribe and.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Share anyone eat like a kid like Ashley and I,
And let me explain this real quick first calling eight
hundred and four ninety three ninety three, you could text
it ninety seven seven twos here And I'm happy that
my cousin Xavier's in here because I guess he made
a comment to you about you eating ribs yesterday.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
Yes, he said that I did not finish my meal
because I had still I still had meat on the ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
We had ribs last night, and Ashley and I actually
before we even went to dinner, her and I went
and we had wings together. And Ashley and I eat
wings and ribs the same way, where there is still
meat on the bone. I don't understand how people eat
wings and actually like, yeahs, I crunchy is the grizzle.
And I've never studied the way my cousin Xavier eats wings.

(01:30:48):
So I don't know if he does this, but Jed
sometimes I think he's gonna like choke on it, because
I like, can you give it to your dog? How
you eat?

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
I just I saw if it's a flat, for example, Joe,
I take the flat and I take it by one
in and I put the whole thing and I just
suck it, and I just like it greedy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
You know what's greedy, Ashley breaking break?

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Think about all the people, all all the men, women
and children in America who don't get enough food eat, and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
You're leaving meat on the bone. They would be sucking
the meat right off.

Speaker 9 (01:31:19):
I just I think of it because it doesn't get crunchy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Don't if you get too far to it, it's like chewy,
and it's like crunchy, and I feel like it is
I'm eating the bone, but I get it. I try, honestly.
I tried to do it yesterday. I don't think you
saw it. Thank God you didn't. I almost started choking
on the wing. It's I couldn't chew it in the
like the wing sauce was like starting to drip out
of my mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
So you guys have like an issue with it. So
it's obviously the texture because you say you don't like
the crunch.

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
I don't, and I just know that it's it's a bone.
A lot of you guys are literally sucking the meat
off the bone.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
Because that's where like the bone marrow like a little
black stuff inside and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
The meet sometimes the meat will get darker. You're just like,
I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
But the like what sucking on the bone all the arrow,
all that bone marrow right well, I know actually doesn't
like bone marrow.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
You are trying to get her to try the ribs too.
I'm just like, first of all, a ribbon.

Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
That was my first time having a ribbon over like
fifteen years, and not but a bone, Like, there's really
not a lot of meat on there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Can we say that?

Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
Can we all agree there's not a lot of beat meat?
Or maybe I don't want to eat the meat that's
closest to the bone.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
I only I just think Ashley has the thing with
eating meat off of bones.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Could be it?

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
Joe, do you agree with me there's not a lot
of meat on ribs?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Yes, there is, Maybe I just don't eat it.

Speaker 26 (01:32:40):
You don't joke that specific wing rib yesterday it was
very light on the tolo meat.

Speaker 27 (01:32:46):
But all of them, I would say, all of them.
There's not an eating bones like all dogs. I wish
I took a picture of the plate so we can
post it, because it was very bad on her part.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
You were judging from a far.

Speaker 26 (01:32:58):
I think you got to meet my niece when you
come in town next because she would tell you that, yes,
because she dry, there's nothing left on the bone.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
And by the way, how old is she is? Eleven?
So an eleven year old? Can you eat better than you?
You too?

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
You guys are trying, It's not like you know, as
far as I can. And then I'm just like I'm
biting into the bone. It feels like I'm good. Hey,
our pharmacist Brett is on the phone, and Brett says,
his wife eats like a child.

Speaker 25 (01:33:33):
Oh, yeah, she won't eat anything on a bone, No
chicken wings, nothing, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
I went out to Yeah, I went out to eat
with Brett and his wife wants to watch a Bucks game.
And I felt so horrible because I didn't know that
she didn't like bones in her stuff. So I ord
her chicken wings for the table, and she didn't need
a single one of them. And I'm sitting there looking
at her like she.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Was I'm more of a boneless guy. I like boneless. Yeah,
that's not a bone. Are adult chicken nuggets and it's amazing.
I don't hate them. I don't hate them. You don't
you don't like why don't you just get adult chicken nuggets?
You're gonna be able to eat more?

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
No, I like.

Speaker 9 (01:34:11):
I like to have the bone in because like the
crispiness and then like sucking the bone, but not like
believing the meat there. I like breaking the wing in
a half and then eating one par because one part
is always going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Thickcker than the other.

Speaker 18 (01:34:25):
With three.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
I mean, but you get a flat and.

Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
You when you break it a bar, isn't one thigger
than the other. And you say the thick part because.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
You're like, yeah, I gotta get the c.

Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
In on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
We are the most inclusive show of all time. If
you clip our audio, it sounds like we're uh a
little gay boys today and I like it today. Kidding,
I'm not why not I actually want to eat a meal? Yeah,
you could take the bloat reliever, Joan. I'd been taken.

(01:35:00):
I thank you guys are.

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
Partner.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I think he's trying to take another one. It is,
he's going to follow the instructions on here. We gotta
follow them. Talked about it earlier in the show. You
can podcast and listen back. Is stopping you from being
able to complete your sentences?

Speaker 10 (01:35:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Sorry? Oh that was the meat that was stuck in
my mouth from yesterday. Pauls Tampa Bay's number one and
only hit music channel ninety three three f LS. The
best smell, best unconventional smell? I just want to say,
tis the season to smell that burnt dust in your

(01:35:40):
ac bet it is my It is my favorite time
of the year to smell that smell. Matter of fact,
eight hundred and four ninety three. What is the best
unconventional smell? When you think about things that maybe we
necessarily probably shouldn't smell. Sharpie, I love this and it's
so bad for you. You should not be sniffing markers.

(01:36:03):
I uh only really write with Sharpie's so when I
open up a fresh one too, and you just it's
an aroma that tickles the nose. Gas well, two different
types of well hear me on gasoline when you pump gas.
That smell is so good. Didn't she used to like

(01:36:25):
put it on your hands or something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
Yeah, Joe, Joe's cousins is and here he laughing at you. No,
I would pump gas and sometimes you get on my
hands and I will not cleaning.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I'm like, yes, that's so good, and then your own gas. Not.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I think I think everyone kind of like, actually, everybody
at one point in their life has done the handcut
behind the booty and then just has taken it up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I've never done that. Okay, maybe any any women listening
right now kind of like the smell of their own farts.
Not anymore. I also like to smell a burnt rubber.

Speaker 16 (01:37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
I like lighting a match and then blowing it out
and just sniffing it. Do women ever do this where
you kind of scratch and sniff. No, you might scratch
yourself and then you sniff your hand. No, you guys
always put your hands in your pants, so that's a
guy thing always.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
I love like scratching underneath the armpit too, and just
oh yeah, I forget to put the odor in the
and I kind of smell my arms.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
That it's a good one, isn't it on your fingernails,
and the yodurant could be no if I forget to
put the underneath your nails. Underrated smell the smell of
wind Dex. It's very unique. And the only reason I
know this is because my girlfriend was over. I think
it was earlier this week or last weekend. And the
only time she comes over is and she was cleaning.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
And then I don't know if you should be the
one understand, but she's a great girlfriend and she loves.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
You're disgusting, but women, women are awesome. Yay, finish your well.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
No, I was just saying that the smell of Windex
and the smell of like certain cleaning products pine salt.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
I mean, I guess that's a pine salt. It already
has a scent. But he Joe's talking about unconventional sense.
But oh man, I love oil too, like regular oil.
What did you guys think about like car motor oil.

Speaker 9 (01:38:29):
When we had our holiday party last week? What do
you guys think about the latex because they smell.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Like I love the smell of latex, I like, I
love it. Here hold on one of our favorite callers,
garbage man Joe back of the truck living.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
I'm not going to truck right now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Actually, I love it. I love it. Good smell. Give
me a good smell. Yeah, it's the best. How about
when you're on the back of the truck and and
you know you might move a little bit quicker. Does
this exhaust kind of smell good?

Speaker 10 (01:39:04):
It's diesel exhaust?

Speaker 18 (01:39:05):
Sometimes it does?

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yeah, why do we like these smells? What's wrong with us?
But John, I like my broc and leanies. Now, okay, yeah,
because it's disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
You can't And it's different when actually when you're getting
like a little whiff of something and you can get
away from it. But when you're trapped in a room
and you can't really escape the smell, that's where I
have a problem. Joe, Thank you, Sharon.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
This is definitely if I went on the air and
I said this, people would send the police after me,
and rightly so. But give me the smell.

Speaker 20 (01:39:41):
So I have three children and I nurse all of them,
and they just when I was giving them kisses, like
throughout the day, that smell of their baby breast after
they nursed. It just I don't know, maybe it's just
a mom thing, or maybe this is a me thing,
But It's one of my favorite smells.

Speaker 21 (01:40:00):
And then uh the profile.

Speaker 20 (01:40:03):
Paper mate ballpen. Uh, the ink my favorite pen to
write with.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
It's so smooth.

Speaker 20 (01:40:08):
And then just afterwards, just look the paper up to
smell it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
M hmmm. I love a good smell ink. But what
the hell does a baby smell like? Because also you
got to describe it, and I'm just going to take
your word for it, because I'm not going to go
around smelling babies.

Speaker 20 (01:40:26):
No, it's very No, it's their breast and it's very.

Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Sweet baby breathe after they eat, yeah, after they nerve.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
Yeah, you're smelling it.

Speaker 20 (01:40:38):
No, no, just just then breathing. I'm giving them like
they're my kids, right, so I'm giving them kisses and
I'm playing with them and stuff like that, and just
their breast and it's like whoa, yeah, yes, all my
kids now are weans and they don't have that sweet

(01:41:01):
baby breast anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Uh well, hey, Sharon, Uh, thank you so much. And uh,
like I said, I don't plan on running for president
anytime soon, so I'm not gonna be sniffing any babies
or anything like that.

Speaker 20 (01:41:18):
When you when you all have your own baby, if
if philicit asides to nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
I'm gonna be smell. I love Sharon. I love you.
You're the best. Thank you for calling in

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