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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight four n ninety three ninety three. I want you
to call them to the Joe Show right now. I
want you to be on ninety three three FLZ with
Me and Ashley and Terry and Jed. What was your
illegal thought? I'm gonna tell you what mine. We talked
about this yesterday. I'm driving on sixty sixth Street, okay,
forty five. I was going a little bit over the

(00:21):
speed limit and I see a cop in the median
and immediately I'm going, oh crap, I'm getting a ticket.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is my thought. Whenever I see a cop like
that and I'm like, I'm speeding, I could get a ticket,
whether I'm on the Salmon or I'm on del Maybury
or the like this sixty six in Saint Pete. I
immediately think, what if I just pull into a grocery
store or what am I? What did I pull into

(00:51):
a strip mall? What have I What have I turn
left when I'm supposed to be turning right? What have
I turn on the right? Blinker? But then I turned
left really quick, like what you know? Obviously I can't
do that. That's evading the police. But I think about it.
I think about I've never done it, and also if
you missed it. Yesterday I didn't. I didn't get a ticket,

(01:12):
thank God. Talked about how it was like the best
feeling ever, Like there's no better feeling than having your
heart drop to your butt and then it raises once
you realize, oh, I'm not gonna get caught pulling me over,
so thank God. But what goes through your head? Oh

(01:32):
oh gotta run in freaking out? What is that illegal thought?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
For me?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It is always it's so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
When I'm at Target, I'm doing a self checkout line
and I'm like, oh, just want a little.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Expensive Oh, I want to steal it so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I thought about actually stealing something.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes, all the time, all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So you're going to jail?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I mean, some things are just too expensive, Like come on,
two pays eight ten dollars, nah, man, I'd be wanting
to do but the camera be right there looking at me.
I was like, I can't do it. I can't go
to jail. Can't go to jail.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Not fine.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Two pays eight hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. Christian, Hey, guys,
what's your illegal thought?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I've always thought about what it would be like to
like rob a bank, you know, especially when you're you know,
you're pressed for money or whatnot. I always just thought, like,
I wonder how easy it would be, or how like
what I would do after I robbed the bank. Just
that it goes through my mind every once in a while.
Obviously I'll never rob a bank.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I never seen any. But I By the way, hey,
so I watched some documentary about bank robbers and they
said that it's somewhere around like look up the official
stat line. I think it's like seventy percent of bank
robbers actually get away with it. I'll to my homeboy
got oh wow, hold on one second, Christian.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Remember he posted the article in a bag on his back.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Say say this again for.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Everyone who doesn't one of my homeboys from back at
the crib he robbed a bank.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
They were looking for him.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
He was on the wrong for a long time, and
then he got the got the article that they posted
in the local newspaper. You got its head it on
his back. He's like, oh yeah, I did that, not
mad at as I say, never say never.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
What where is he now? Is he in jail? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Unfortunately he's not alive.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
But oh yeah, well did he died in a bank robbery.
He did not. That would have been that would have
been cool. Go out, go out the way you went in.
That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
The initial success of bank robberies is anywhere between fifty
and sixty percent. However, once the robbery is completed, the
chances of getting apprehended by the FBI are more than
eighty percent.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well there's still a chance, like a chance.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think your research you can do it. Yeah, I'm
not encouraging it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hold on one second, so I said, like, yesterday I
thought a cop was going to pull me over. This
was you know, over the weekend. It happened, but we
talked about it yesterday. And then immediately when I say,
see the cop and I'm speeding, him.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like what am I?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Turn it here and turn in there, Kate, you did this.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
I allegedly did this about twelve years ago when I
was seventeen. I was speeding and I he did flip
his legs on on me, and I used the excuse
that I really had to use the bathroom. But I
ended up pulling into one of my really good friends
driveways to their house. Yeah, and he didn't leave that
I knew or lived there. Whatever, and so he's like,

(04:28):
go inside then, and I was like okay, So I
like ran inside. It was one of those friends you
could just come and go like, hey, what's up mom,
you know whatever.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, so I did that.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
I ran inside. I could like, I used the bathroom,
came back out and said oh, thank you so much.
And he did end up letting me go. He was
not very kind, but I think he was just being
stern with me and kind of like you need to
slow down.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
He having the bathroom, he could.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Be rude to me if that means I'm getting out
of the ticket, you know what I mean, Like I'm
not going to be mad about it. Wow, Kate, that's crazy.
Julia Illegal thought.

Speaker 9 (05:04):
I would love to rob like a fed Ex truck.
But really, like at Christmas time, every time that my
husband and I see one where like there's our champ.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I mean, I don't know, with the amount of the
amount of presents and everything that are in there during
Christmas time, could be, you know, equal to the amount
of money in a in a Brinks truck.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
You're right, And although Ashley, we know you're stealing the toothpaste,
don't like we know you're like a.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Past I'll be only reason I don't really be still
because Joe, but like, you're gonna be in the news, Ashley,
f l Z.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I do.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
However, I wish my sister Megan was let me see it.
She's like, I literally call her.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I'm like, hey, my fingers is again sticky. She's like, Ashley,
don't do it. Let me say She answer, It is
so funny.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
So that's that's our that's our big dream. I don't
think we'll ever go through with it. But you know,
if you see on the news.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, and you want to say this too, no one
actually steals. No, what's.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
You're live on the radio right now.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I'm don't I call you when I'm in Target, I'm like,
oh god, the two pace is so expensive.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I just want to steal it. And you're like, don't
do it.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Yeah, I told.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
You, Hey, Megan, did young Ashley ever steal No? I
hope no answer.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
She has money money. I don't want to see you
going to jail.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Did Joe show in ninety three to three? F l Z. Ashley,
you think Jed definitely now is the worst driver on
the show.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, well let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Why do you think that you don't use your blinker.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I for the last couple of days, you've been coming
in around the same time, and you do not use
your right or left blinker turning into the place, turning
into the work office, or even turn it into the parking.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
But you know it's me, and you already know that
I'm turning right.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
So what it's still.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's I don't fit, I don't know anybody's trailing.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
It's it's the rules of the road.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Bro, You've been my best friend since high school. You
haven't used your blinker as long as I've known you.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Neither do you when I follow you to Disney World, Joe,
and I.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Don't understand why I don't use your blinker Like you're
helping the person behind you understand, Like, Hey, I'm about
to slow down a little bit, and I'm gonna make
this right or left instead of just abruptly turning into
the parking.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
But if I'm in a if I'm in the right
hand lane and there is like a right turn, only
I'm not going to use my blinker. You know where
I'm at?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Do You could be going straight on a right turn,
only you still should be using your blinker. I don't
care eight hundred four ninety three ninety three. What would
be your biggest driving pet peeve? Like, what where are
you at right now?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
We got it, We got any I four listeners right
now where you're just losing your mind because they're not
using their blinker. My least favorite one I cannot stand
it is motorcycle drivers when they're like when you're on
I four, like Olmerton. Oh my god, I was on
Olmerton over the weekend and I get every it's it's
every single time you hit every red light. And the

(08:30):
motorcycle drivers they they they have their own lanes they do.
If it's a three lane road, they have like six lanes,
they'll go to the left, they'll go to the right,
they'll drive on the shoulder, they'll drive in between the lanes.
They drive directly on the line. And it scares me.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I get scared all the time when I see motorcycles
on the road because they just weave in and out
of traffic. They just make the drive between two cars, like, oh,
that's illegal, that's scary. It's very scary.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, you know it's scarier when you don't use your blinker, And.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh it's not way said for those motorcycle drivers. Matt
do you use your blinker?

Speaker 10 (09:04):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Absolutely, because you talked about the right hand turn only
what if somebody is lost so they're accidentally getting the
right hand turn lane.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. You don't know where
they're going for sure, it's common purts.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know what's your biggest pet peeve?

Speaker 11 (09:21):
God it is it is far.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is the turn signal. Yeah, huh jed the reason
why down in Tampa, Hey, Matthew, biggest driving pet.

Speaker 12 (09:34):
Peeve When I'm trying to make a U turn and
and someone is trying to make a right hand turn
and they don't realize that U turn has the right
away unless otherwise post it that.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh my god, yeah, by the way, doesn't do today
unposted rules. I think at every roundabout there should be
a sign that says the person inside the roundabout has
the right of way. It's like there's a there's a
roundabout that I always go on. It's Omerton and uh,

(10:07):
I'm blanking on the name of the street. But anyways,
there's aroundabout and no one the people pull up.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
And I don't even know the rules to use a
round about. I'll just go and hope I get out.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
All right, Well, if you're a problem, Lisa, biggest driving
pet Peeve.

Speaker 13 (10:24):
Oh my god, please use your turn signals. Please people, please,
I just want to ram into the more, flip them off.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I just get I get angry, I get so mad, I.

Speaker 13 (10:36):
Get so mad, I get that rage.

Speaker 10 (10:40):
Use your signal. It takes you a split second to put.

Speaker 13 (10:42):
It up with town.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Come on this, Lisa, what road do people not use
their turn signal the most? What road causes you the
most rage?

Speaker 13 (10:53):
Us?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Nineteen rules don't apply on nineteen. I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 13 (11:00):
Oh my gosh, it's like it's the Autobahn, and then
everybody thinks that if it's fifty five, it's that means
they're going eighty five, and then they swerve in and out.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let's be honest, though nineteen should be seventy, it.

Speaker 13 (11:13):
Should well, it should be done. Put it all over
past them, let those people go.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Let's petition to get it faster. Let's or or at
least like the left hand lane should be, like.

Speaker 13 (11:24):
Said, it's already dangerous of fifty five.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right, fine, what do I know? I don't know much. Hey,
you know, Brittany, I see that you work in Saint Pete.
Where do you live, Odessa? So you got to drive
all right, yeah, to.

Speaker 14 (11:42):
And from every day we're going to.

Speaker 11 (11:43):
Nursing home, Big pet Peeve.

Speaker 14 (11:47):
So what you know, people get pulled over all the
time by law, Like you're supposed to slow down twenty
miles per hour if you're like in the right hand lane, right, like,
if somebody's pulled over, not every buddy has to decline
their speed twenty miles power, but everybody does it anyways.
So it creates so much traffic. It's like you can

(12:08):
keep going if you're in the right hand lane. Yes,
you have to slow down. But that's literally my drive
every single morning, and sometimes it takes me like an
hour and forty five minutes, sometimes up to two hours
to get to work.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
And it's so.

Speaker 14 (12:20):
Unnecessary because it's like just because somebody's pulled over, like
we're all the way in the left hand lane, and
then you pass them and you're just like, holy crap,
like that was for nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
That's the first time nothing.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yes, by the way, I'm gonna say this, and I
hope no one gets mad at me for saying this.
I hate traffic, but boy do I love it. From
six to ten every morning.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
It is Monday Friday.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like, what you're dugging a little bit of traffic, Brittany,
we get to hang out for longer. I just want
to do a test right now. Eight hundred and four
on then ninety three ninety three. They say you can
learn a lot about someone by looking at their screensaver,
their wallpaper on their phone. What is yours? Eight hundred
ninety three ninety three you get text in at nine seven,

(13:05):
seven to zero. I am just curious, Like, what are
your guys? Is like, Ashley, when you flip it over,
what's yours?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Mine is just this guy.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
This screen? That's it? Why don't you have like a
oh wait, that's really pretty? Did you take that?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
I did not?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh where did you find it?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Twitter?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Look at that? What's yours? Terry?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Mine is me and my best friend at Universal?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's pretty.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Was that the trip we were all on? Yeah, look
at that? What's her name again? Kim? She was cool?
What's yours? Buddy?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
You're gonna laugh at mine?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's you?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
We were That was awesome, your scream saying.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
He's my best friend? And I thought it was a
good picture of him and it's black and white, it's yellow,
it's a it's a good picture.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
So what do you say when you go on a
date with a girl, She's like, who's this?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
White guys?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's my that's my boyfriend, my friend.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Anyone who doesn't want to be with a guy who
loves what was yours?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Because I would love Melissa.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Right, mine's Alyssa golfing. But I gotta be honest. I
think I gotta take Jed and Alyssa.

Speaker 15 (14:21):
And have.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
So you gotta put Jet in the corner a little.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, there you go. I feel like I am not
a good friend. I've known Jeded since high school.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
You've never had him as your screensave.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
And it's not like it's me and him in the screensaver,
it's just you.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
But you don't have like a close friend or.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Relative friends and family. I would never make the mess
about you.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Would you ever make you? Actually know? You ever date
someone that you would want to have your screensaver.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I've dated someone that had their themselves out there as
their screensave, and I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, no, no, no, have you ever wanted to have them
as you?

Speaker 16 (15:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's my phone?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Why not though, because I just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't think that's just odd.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
When I open up my phone, I look and I go,
oh my god, she's so beautiful and she's golfing.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Is it's just her though? Like, why aren't you in it?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Because it's not about me?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's your phone.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Your phone screensaver is about sharing love for other people.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I love I love the sky in the palm trees.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, if it was that I loves you.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
More than his mom, his his niece Laney, well I did.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I did.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
He does love me more than I can't talk yet.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Talking golf with him?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, No, but at least I can pick her up.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
She can't kick me up. She can't pick you.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't know if we want to try that. This
blow my back out before my club gate?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, think, Hey, Hannah, Hi. They say you can learn
a lot about someone by just looking at their screensaver.
What is on your phone? What's your wallpaper?

Speaker 9 (16:08):
Mine is a picture of my two little precious baby kitties.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
See that's acceptable.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Like Astley, I feel like if she had cats, when
she did have cats, were they You're absolutely not? Why
it was?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Probably I have I think all my screen savers are
literally just like Sky.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
There's a game Boy one on that I have.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now I do have a did you know on the
iPhone you can have multiple?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah, see there's.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Another one that's different ones of my cats on my multiples.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
How do you change it?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Though?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Like the game.

Speaker 17 (16:40):
Pold the lock screen down and then plus die.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, so like then like for example, so whenever Star
Wars has a new show come out, I go to
Darth Vader. I got Darth Vader. I've got a Lissa
with C three PM. I've got me and a Lista
with Stormdrooper.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
And then I got so I have.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
We got in a pretty big fight that day, so
I changed it.

Speaker 15 (17:09):
I have.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I have our old boss Tony riding a tractor. I
have r I p to this listener because he doesn't
listen to me. I had him, and then I have
all four of us. At Metro Lagoon's last year when
we got a big summer bash kick off the summer.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hannah, this is amazing, let's see. Oh my god, whoa Alex?
What's yours?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
Uh? So mine? I have I do paranormal investigations with
one of my friends, and uh what we do? My
name is Alex my friend's name is Rob, so I
put mine as AR paranormal and it's just a zombie
hand kind of like reaching out, and everyone kept thinking
it was Richard Ramirez. Yeah, everyone thinks we're doing that

(18:02):
Richard Ramirez paranormal investigation now, even though this is ar paranormal,
like other than that, or I think we're running around
with rifles hunting ghosts.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Alex, what are we collabing and doing a little ghost chasing?
When are we doing that? Dude? Whenever you want to
let's figure this out.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
We want to go.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Let's figure this out. So I'm starting a podcast by
the way.

Speaker 11 (18:24):
Okay, okay, if you.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Listen to the show. A couple of days ago, we
had a dominatrix on. He did and she made me think, Okay,
there are a lot of things that maybe we need
to spend even more time on than the radio, or
maybe there are things that we can't necessarily talk about
because you know, we got kids on right now. Yeah,
maybe you and I do a little paranormal activity on
one podcast. We can make this nice. I don't know

(18:47):
why I'm talking like that, but let's do it. Alex.
I'm gonna put you on hold and Terry's gonna get
your information. I like this. I like this a lot. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
What's yours?

Speaker 8 (18:57):
So?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I have my wife and my three boys my screensaver,
so I have them also on my social media. Now
I'm wondering if, let's say, if any man outdated, it's
like Mary, if you don't have that on your phone
on social media, does that mean you're cheap?

Speaker 18 (19:11):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Really I don't think it does.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yes, I think I think so. If you.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Family as your.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Screen, it's your it's your phone, and.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Love your family.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
But what they have a photo of it? They have
a photo of themselves on Facebook for a reason, and
even on their status doesn't even say that they're married.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Now that's different that see And yes, thank you Mike,
you're calling. This is good, Brittany. What's yours?

Speaker 19 (19:43):
The weather?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
The weather? What do you mean the weather? The weather
like it says if it's hot out or not? Or
is it like a picture of a lightning cloud or
what storm clouds?

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (19:54):
I talk about the current weather because live in Florida
and it's just so unpredictable.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So wait, how do you not have a picture though behind.

Speaker 19 (20:02):
It, So it's just like, why kind.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of Oh, that's cool? All right? Is that on the iPhone?
I like that? I like that a lot. All right,
this is good. This is I mean, listen, at the
end of the day, you know, ain't everyone going to
be jed noaver last.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'm gonna put it on my calendar.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I think he's gonna change it once he meets a
new girl chance.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
And you know what, if you changed girl, I'd be
so happy. Renee's here. Hi, So Renee, real quick, I
know you get it. You you I think you texted
us at one point. But this is a hole if
you've never listened to the show before high and this

(20:55):
is where we kind of figure out if people made
the right decisions. So, Renee, you did something you're not
sure if you are in the right with it. What happened?

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (21:09):
So I met this guy and he is like super attractive,
really nice, funny, and you know, it's it's difficult out there.
So I I he asked me out on a date,
and I'm going to go. But the problem is he
is my son's teacher, so my son is not too

(21:30):
happy about this, and he's in middle school. So you know,
it's like these kids are ruthless. Like if he thinks I,
if anybody finds out that I'm dating his teacher, that
it's going to be a problem. And I don't know,
like I just I feel it that I'm not doing
anything wrong. I mean, look, the dating pool is hard
out there like that. It's it's difficult to meet somebody

(21:52):
that that's just that you click with, and like it's
just like so like so nice, so like there's potential there.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, real quick, just because someone's gonna ask in here,
let's not ask about the school. I know it's in Hillsboro,
but let's, uh, let's be careful about that. I mean,
what what do you think? And eight hundred four O
nine ninety three ninety three. Maybe someone listening right now
knows Renee. And if you know Renee and you know

(22:24):
our kid, then you might know their teacher. Is he hot?
So he's hot? Obviously you said yeah, yeah, he's hot.

Speaker 22 (22:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
How did you and maybe you just said it, but
I got a little bit worried about mentioning the school.
How did he find out? How did your son find out?

Speaker 21 (22:40):
Well? I went to a parent teach teacher conference and
that's when like we got to talking, and that's when
he asked me.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Out for like, how did your son find out?

Speaker 10 (22:51):
I told him.

Speaker 21 (22:52):
I felt like I thought it was like okay, yeah, yeah,
So I want to be open with him and I
don't want him out from somebody else, like that would
be terrible for like him to find out from a
kids today.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
I love you, I do.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I'm all for girl power, but just thinking like if
my mom was to date one of my teachers that
I attend school, I would absolutely be mortified. And I
know you're saying, like the dating pool. You know, it's
tough out here.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Girl, there are more men out here in.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Tampa Bay that you can find. You do not have
to date your child's teacher.

Speaker 21 (23:27):
There are more crackheads out there, like there's so many.
But like, I mean, he's only going to be his
teacher for this year.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Like if they can't you wait, I just don't the coaches.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I liked coaches teachers, you know what I mean. It'd
be kind of cool if my mom dated him because
I feel like I get preferential treats.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
And then what happens if they break up, Well.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hopefully they break up after the school years.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
It can get real mess.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Be professional.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
You've seen him a lot him.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, I like that your son is with his dad
right now because we can have some honest conversation. Hopefully
he's not listening if he is calling calling, If you're listening, right, hey,
come on call in. I'm not going to say your
name either. But hey, Tim, Tim, you love this. You
think Renee needs to just keep this thing going, just
you know, keep it a secret. Hold on, Tim, Tim,

(24:24):
go here, Tim, go ahead, I had the wrong thing
turned up.

Speaker 16 (24:28):
Go ahead, I said. I agree with her. The dating
pool sucks. So if she found somebody, the school year
only last for so long, keep it not necessarily on
the down low, but not so blatant, and that after
the school year's over, go have fun.

Speaker 21 (24:46):
Thank you Cam.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
By the way, Tim is the teacher. Hey, Sarah, your
mom did this when you were in seventh grade.

Speaker 19 (24:57):
Yet she actually moved her boyfriend friend or her high
school boyfriend down from where he was living to come
teach at my school in winter Haven. And it was
the worst year of my life because it was the
other family drama involved. And then after they broke up,
he was so mean to me. In eighth grade.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
See, I told you the teacher gonna take it out.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
On a kid every time.

Speaker 21 (25:24):
It's not necessarily going to happen like we could end
up getting married.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You have no idea.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Oh yeah, exactly, you have no idea. You don't know
how this teacher is. I mean yet, it's all you
know butterflies and rainbows now, But what happens down the
line when you know he gets frustrated because he's like,
oh my god, your son is like being rude in class,
and you're like, that's not song.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
You better not be talking him that kind of way.

Speaker 22 (25:48):
At rude?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Would you say?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
It's also made the gossip point it is.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You can't escape it, especially social media. Now you go kids.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Instagram, kids are so mean.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I would just have a huge issue with like, all
of a sudden, dude, could.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
You imagine if one of our moms dated coach Zim
Jed and I went high school together. I would be great.
We get preferential treatment in gym class.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
You don't think, oh my god, this guy's.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Plowing my mom.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Right now. Can't say that he's teaching her mathematics. Let's
do the square root of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Hey, we have a teacher. Actually, And by the way,
everyone keeps saying, is it public, is it private? I'm
not telling you. I'm not telling you which Hillsboro County
Public School it is. Let's stop asking me what Hillsboro
County Public School it is. I'm not going to tell
you what Hillsboro County Public School it is. Hi, Molly,
I'm not going to tell anyone. Okay, But you're a teacher, Malan.

Speaker 23 (26:55):
And I is my personal opinion that you have to
protect yourself as a teacher. I think it's a bad idea.
Until her son is out of his class.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
You have to be so careful, Molly, as a teacher
to ever meet a parent that maybe I thought was attractive.

Speaker 23 (27:15):
Absolutely when I was young and in my twenties. Oh yeah,
but there's a line and you just can't count it.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Have some self control, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 21 (27:24):
I mean, we could just take her slow until like
he ends up getting out of the classroom. I just like,
I want to try to develop some kind of relationship
with this man.

Speaker 15 (27:33):
He's just I.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Don't want to say.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I mean, so many people say, like bring an apple
to a teacher, like Renee is.

Speaker 23 (27:46):
Well, get the daty pool of tired. But hang in there, Joe.
I wanted to say, I have been a fan. I
lived in Michigan listen to your dad growing.

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Up with him.

Speaker 23 (27:55):
So thank you so much for all you guys do.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Great day, Molly, Mommy you and thank you, and you're smart.
Moving down here us two. Come on, man, we live
in the greatest state. Don't we have the greatest place? Molly,
thank you for calling in and saying that genuinely just
made my whole entire morning, Renee, as much as Molly
made my morning. Let's not listen to Molly. I want
to hear more. Let's make this happen. Call us next

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week and we'll figure out what happens. And I know
your son likes to listen to. Don't tell your son
I said any of this stuff. This is good stuff.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Ready, this morning did not start off the way I
needed it to. Everything's gonna be okay. I'm gonna turn
this thing around. We're making it a fantastic morning, a
ninety three three fl Z. But this morning started off
really rough. I get into my car and immediately smell
like death. It smelled vile, it. I don't know what
was going on when I got in. Immediately, I'm like,

(28:56):
oh my god, did like something crawl into my car
and die? Like what is happening right now? So I
turn around, I don't see anything. I really start to
get worried, like what is this smell? I look in
my front seat, like the passenger seat, all of it right,
there's nothing. So I worked my way to the back
to the trunk. I open up my trunk and I realize, holy,

(29:19):
I went out to eat three days ago. I got leftovers,
and I left my leftovers, which hear me out on
how gross this is? Won Why did I box up
my salad? I'm an idiot? Greens with onions, okay? Yeah?
And then and then in chiladas.

Speaker 24 (29:41):
That gross. It's so bad right now, it's so bad.
Right now, it's so bad. I felt bad. We have
a trash can outside of our studios. I felt bad
throwing away that trash outside. It should be buried right
now in the ground. It's that bad. Eight four o night,

(30:01):
ninety three ninety three. Have you ever left something in
your car kind of like that?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
What was it? My girlfriend's brother And if I have
this story wrong, I hope he doesn't get mad. Therefore,
I'm not gonna say which one, but I believe one
of them had food in their car in a rat
car crawled into their cars. So that's what freaked me
out too. When I got into my car, I'm like,

(30:26):
there's got to be an animal. There has to be
an animal. But I've checked everywhere. Unless a rat is
hiding or something, I don't believe that there is one
in my car.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
There could be, though, It's that man, I remember leaving
hot lemon pepper rings in my car.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
So the more I literally had to go get my
car detailed because it was just like the smell had
made its way into my seat and I just couldn't drive.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I was like, all roll with the windows down. No,
it's smelling for days.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Never had my car details. How much does that.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Costlas, I'm gonna know a guy who does it for
forty five forty five.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
I just got the inside the front seat because they
do seat bags eat.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
He might need to How much is a NUKA? I
might have to call ma her Chevrolet and figure this out.
It's that.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's seriously, it's that bad. The worst thing that I've
ever left in my car. I let a pizza set
in the back of my trunk when it was like
one hundred degrees outside and all the I couldn't figure
out where the smell was coming from because I don't
look in my trunk for like the same thing as
Joe two three days. I didn't know where the smell
was coming from. And I go and open up the
back and I just see all this ball.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, put the food in the trunk. Yeah, always put
your food in the film.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Can I tell you why?

Speaker 15 (31:35):
Though?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Actually it's because if I keep it on the seats,
it'll ruin the seats, like all the grease and stuff underneath.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It is this, Melissa, Yes, it is.

Speaker 17 (31:44):
What up?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Hey, what did you leave in your car? Good morning?

Speaker 25 (31:48):
Kind of kind of funny because as soon as you
said that, as if you left I left car yesterday,
it's not as bad for this particular story because I
left my hummus and non bread my car yesterday. Yeah,
but before wise, I have left day to.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
Go box like maybe last year of chicken tenders or
honey mustard and a kind of a chef ballad too.

Speaker 26 (32:12):
So it sticked up my car and I couldn't find wine.
I guess my son kicked it underneath the passenger so
like actually racking up my car, and I was like,
oh my gosh, I was wondering why I was smelling bad.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Help me out with this. The tends probably don't smell
all that bad. It's it's well, I think it's probably the.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
More of, the more of.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Definitely the honey mustard.

Speaker 25 (32:41):
Yeah, the veggies definitely.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Are always the thing that stinks up my fridge. Yeah,
whenever my fridge smells like death, it's always like that
finish goes bad.

Speaker 26 (32:55):
That's definitely one.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Jessa, You're the You're the greatest. What a what a
way to start of our morning talking to you. That's
a good morning to it. Hey bree Hey, this one
sounds like death. What did you leave in your car?

Speaker 8 (33:14):
A seafood boil?

Speaker 15 (33:16):
Girl? How you do that? And it's crazy because we
went out to eat on a Friday and I have
my car sat all weekend and then Monday, when I
went to go to work at a five thirty am,
I was like, what in the world and I have
put it in my trunk.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
We all putting food in y'all trunk. That's why I'll
keep leaving it.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
My excuse was I was, I just it's tough to
I don't want to put it anywhere else. Like Jed said,
it's gonna like a seafood boil. Could you imagine if
I got into your seats?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Should you imagine to get into your trunk?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes, it's happened plenty of times. Yeah. Adjusting my underwear. No,
I am adjusting, not to brag. I lost a lot
of weight, so my underwear doesn't fit me anymore.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm adjusting my underwear. When I do that, I'm not touching.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
You are.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
And you offer me some chips yesterday, you're like, hey,
you know you can have the rest of these. You
already dug your head in the bag and you have
already touched your ball.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
You missed out on good chips.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
No, I missed out on ball chips.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
No you did, Ashley. You would not understand I don't
have a set of balls.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
I don't think you guys as men, realize how much
you touch yourself down because it's the second they do.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
By the way, it's the Joe Show and Ashley she's
she's a liar. It's I'm not. I'm not there since college.
I love her more than anything.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
And uh, you be digging down.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Down there underwear.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Well, from my point of view, it looks like you're
just I mean, not that you're fondling yourself, but it
does look like it's just like you move with some
stuff around. I get it, But I also know what's
down there, and you're touching it.

Speaker 27 (34:59):
I got It's like hanging sometimes jump around. It sticks
to one side, you know, it's like, oh god, no,
I'm just adjusting.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Will you adjust?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah? You guys adjust your bras all all the time, like.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
This with our shirts.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
My hands are not underneath my shirt.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
You will literally dig your hand into your pants and
I can't see your pants.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Hands go into my pocket?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Don't then? Because I was in here, she would definitely
back me up.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
We've both seen you and looked at each other like
you's such a button and.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
He's like, hands in my pants.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I grabbed the the You guys are always a ju
men do it a lot, and I just don't think
you realize it.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's okay, It is okay. And Jed with his pants
be an extracise.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh mane okay you throw yeah, okay? Would you rather
have that or me touch my balls like your alleging
Joe is doing. I'm just saying that she's alleging that
you do. I'm saying that you don't do it.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Joe, in fact, does do it.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
I just think you, I think you don't realize it
because one you're comfortable. You're comfortable around us, yes, Two
you just don't realize that you're not at home.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
And three it's just you want to be.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Comfortable in your own pants, and I get it. You
want to adjust it, and you're like, I'm not going
to the bathroom. Mine got time, and I'm just going
to do it right behind the board.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You've taken your shirt off in here, so youshed us.
I haven't hung down in this studio yet. You actually
had content? Yes, Hey, so you've got five brothers and
two boys.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
And a father and a stepfather.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Talk to me.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
They all hold their left I told you they don't.

Speaker 10 (36:57):
There's ten boys and twenty sets of nuts, and they're
all just checking themselves, adjusting themselves, fixing their underwear, pulling
their underwear out there. But it's ridiculous, sixteen year old.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
But pulling your underwear is a lot different than touching
your bare ball.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
There's all.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
They take their hands and they stick it in their underwear.
At Yeah, did you lose it? Did you leave the
bone checking it?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Let's go sometimes?

Speaker 10 (37:28):
Are you making sure they're both there for lunch?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
One could run away? Well?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I hope not.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
But if it does run away, I hope it don't
come out to mount right.

Speaker 18 (37:40):
There's no where to go but up.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
My son all day long.

Speaker 10 (37:45):
Take your hands out of fans. Stop doing that, Go
wash your hands. Go fifteen my dad, My dad's eighty.
My dad's eighty. Dad, Why did you just do that?

Speaker 8 (37:56):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (37:57):
Well I needed to adjust, But I'm right here.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Turn around, listen. I can't even imagine what's going on.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Meanwhile, knows what's going on.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
Fine, I know, because he's always there.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
But it's ok for women to just reach down in
their bronze start grabbing their boob and with all that,
Technically we don't.

Speaker 14 (38:16):
Quickly.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Technically what we do is we take our hands and
we use our pants, open shirt.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Guys are literally digging into their pains.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
That's the thing. Is the argument Joe's trying to make
is that he doesn't even touch it with his bear.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
No, he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
All right, don't get it. You guys don't get it.
I guess we don't.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
I can never understand.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I'll never eat food from Joe when he offers it.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's you're missing out on good food. We love you
and say hello to you.

Speaker 27 (39:02):
Every morning.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Joe Show Live ninety three three fl Z hopefully streaming
on our free iHeartRadio. You got our free iHeartRadio app
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is pre set number one and two by the Way
radio station and podcast. And then while you're on your phone,
go to your clock and I want you to let

(39:25):
me know what what is your alarm? Ashley, you specifically
wanted to talk about this, wy Yes.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Because I had a girl's night with some friends a
couple of weekends ago and I had to wake up
early to go get my nails done and they were
just like so upset with my alarm clock. And I
was like why there said it's so aggressive because hers
is like really soothing.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
It's like like if you go to a spa and
you're getting a massagery. And then I'm gonna let you
guys hear my alarm. This is my alarm.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Like you wake up so aggressive. They're because they know
that early for work. I'm like, that's my alarm for
work as well. They're like, are you serious, Like how
do you not wake up? Just irritated when you hear them.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I was like, maybe I do need to change my
alarm and I'll wake up more calm, more relax more,
you know, just like Okay, let's start the day. Because
that's how I feel like. Her alarm is, that's.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
My emergency alarm. I got two alarms, two alarms. I
got two alarms four to ten. One goes off. That's
my four thirty alarm. That's the hey you are late,
now you better wake up. It freaks me out every
single time I hear that one. I lower everything. This
is my four ten alarm because like I said, I've

(40:41):
got you don't have two alarms, No.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
You do that, you're just more tired.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
This is my fourten alarm.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Call on us though.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Wake up.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well yeah, but all right, maybe that is a good
because then I feel like I'm getting a call. Yeah
but that's not my that's not my You guys are
implying that that's my ring tone. That's not my ringtone.
We know what your ringtone is go ahead and call
me as because I wouldn't. I wouldn't mistaken because I

(41:15):
got to kill a ring tone. Do you really?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
I mean, I don't even know if people who have
their phone on a good ring tone. You're I've not
heard that in so long. Oh my god, Oh god.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
That doesn't.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Okay, Well, mine's not much better, Joe, Mine is mine?

Speaker 13 (41:38):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Hold on one second, I guess as to what song is.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
First? Why I don't even know people still had songs?

Speaker 26 (41:51):
So this is j Cole.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yes, you don't know this song, but you're.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Waking up to a song.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Wake up to this?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Guys, having multiple alarms has already given me anxiety.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
Why is that.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
That's one of these two high Joe? I have to
have the two alarms? You're all stuff gets a little much?

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not really neither alarm.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Maybe that's a good alarm because he wakes up, and
do you sing to it immediately?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Or I have a clear drip too, Terry.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I want to hear yours, but real quick so he
doesn't hang up eight ninety ninety three. By the way,
what is your alarm? I want to hear yours? Robert,
you're in Dunn, Eden. What did you wake up to
this morning? What is your alarm?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (42:39):
So it's it's called the tonic boom. It's not on
my phone. It's like an entirely separate device. And then
it's just thing you put on your mattress and it
shakes you to wake you up and then wow, screeching, piercing.

Speaker 18 (42:53):
Yeah, look at.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
That super shaker bed vibe breaker.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
What is this sonic boom? Yeah? All right, let's see
how much does that cost you?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's fifteen bucks?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
No kidding?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
What made you we decide to even get that? Do
you just always miss your alarm when you hear it?

Speaker 18 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (43:14):
It just it slowly incorporates itself into my dream. All
the small noisname. So I would just dream my alarm
and so I needed something to physically wake me up.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I would wake up a little, uh excited. If something
was vibrating on me, I would oh God, wake up
really good. Here, hold on, let's see this might be
a commercial. Whoa, that's it. Yeah, I'd wake up every
dream i'd have. At the end of my dream, it
would be I'm shoplifting and I just got caught. Robert,

(43:47):
I like it though, that wakes you up, Terry, what's yours?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Mine's pretty boring after all of yours. But this is
it's the default. I don't think I would hear that.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I would wake up the second I you're but I
do set like three alarms with this exact sound, so
it's the same sound for all my alarms, but it's
this one.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I like to switch it up, though, because then if
I hear the other one, I know I'm late. Think
about that, Yeah, you're right, changing then again, Terry's been
on time every single day.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
I just think, all you just need one alarm. One
alarm is good.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
No, then I'll be late. I have a lot of
mirambas in Paris. Yeah, my ringtone is in Paris. It is.
Here's one, Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
That's my phone when I do have my Oh no,
that is.

Speaker 17 (44:38):
Not my right.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
You're not getting called back. This is the whole reason
why we do this. We're trying to figure it out
for you. Why are you not getting a call back?
This is the Joe shows left, U right A ninety
three three fl Z Shelby. Hi, Hi, I already talked
to Dax, so yeah, I'm just gonna I'll pick that's

(45:01):
up right now.

Speaker 8 (45:01):
Hey, Dax, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Hey? So I told Shelby that we did talk Shellby,
we talked last night so we could save like the
awkward hellos and everything. I just think, Dax, you're you
be honest about this, and I genuinely I feel like
this is just a misunderstanding. But yeah, why didn't she
call her back? Uh?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Well, honestly, to be honest, she's she's completely vain and
self absorbed and really really full of herself. So that's
probably the biggest reason. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Shelby,
you're a very Oh I'm not I'm I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 18 (45:43):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
The whole time we were on our date, you would
not stop looking at yourself any reflective surface, including your
cell phone case that has the bat is a mirror.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
We're just great.

Speaker 28 (46:00):
And I'm just confident and you and you're not used
to having a confident woman. I mean, I think you
could be happy you're being.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
You're being.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
What exactly? So wait, it shall be you know what
what exactly? I want to know through your lens, like
what what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Why are you continuously you know, because daxas you were
looking at yourself a lot and stuff.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Like that, like, what.

Speaker 24 (46:32):
What are you doing my makeup?

Speaker 28 (46:34):
I'm making sure my miss scare is not running. I'm
making sure my lipstick is not wearing off. Do I
need to put more lipstick on? I think he should
be happy because I'm beautiful and I'm confident, and I
have no problem keeping up on how I look. And
I mean we're having a conversation. If I catch myself

(46:55):
in my mirror, I'm gonna, you know, make sure everything
looks great.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
And and sorry not to cut you off, because I
just want to figure this out quick. How often do
you think and do you feel like you were looking
at yourself.

Speaker 28 (47:13):
During the course of that dinner?

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Sure, I would say maybe four times.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
How long was dinner?

Speaker 10 (47:21):
An hour?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Dax? How often was she looking at herself?

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Okay, you could take whatever number she gave and multiplied
that by ten to fifteen. At minimum, it was pretty good.

Speaker 18 (47:38):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
And also, we weren't doing anything on the date that
will require your mask, scarer and lipstick to be checked
at often. It wasn't rainy, we worrying, we weren't kissing.

Speaker 28 (47:48):
We're drinking, we're eating.

Speaker 21 (47:50):
She was in a little bit.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I just want to, you know, freshen up.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, we hadn't even got we hadn't even got drinks
and advertisers before she started checking, at least the first
three to five times, and oh my god, just threw
up the work. Yeah, it was okay, unbelievable. I was like,
I get it, you're you're yes, you are pretty.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Do you feel like she wasn't attention?

Speaker 8 (48:13):
Oh my god, I don't know. I was like, does
she have a tick? Does she have like a neurological
disorder that weren't quiet her to check this many times? Here?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You just mad mad that he didn't get me eight
hundred and four on nine ninety three, ninety three, And
maybe that that could be it, Maybe because I don't
know the whole like looking at yourself, it just doesn't
I don't know, like Dex when you told me yesterdam

(48:46):
like that, there's gotta be Is there anything else that
she did or was it really that much of an
issue that she looked at her so.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
We we really couldn't even We would get in bits
and pieces of conversation, and then during the conversation she's
like checking, like, look, she did it with the spoon.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
At one point, I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 17 (49:07):
Like are you?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
I thought I thought it was funny the way my
chin looked in the spoon.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I was laughing.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
I was even I even brought it up, like, look
at that.

Speaker 28 (49:20):
Look you should do it yourself.

Speaker 29 (49:22):
I just why you?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
I mean, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't think anyone is telling you or not Shelby,
but Brian, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (49:34):
I just I just want to say. She keeps on
saying that she's so confident, but her words on matching
her actions.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
Because why if you're so confident, why you got to
keep on looking at yourself? If you say you're pretty,
then you know you're pretty.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
You don't have to keep on looking at yourself in
the mirror.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
You do?

Speaker 7 (49:50):
If something smearing on your face, You've got something on
your face, what kind of well kind.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Of makeup for you're using?

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Now your makeup smears across your face?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I think one hundred and ten degree weather?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah yeah, here, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I'm listen. I walk outside and I'm wet.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
And I'm sweating in places that I could never imagine.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Oh yeah, same. The grease is unreal right now, the
Cuban grease is just living on the forehead.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Who's this.

Speaker 29 (50:17):
Hi, My name's Autumn, And I'm sorry, but this girl
needs to check herself. If you're that confident and think
you're that beautiful, you shouldn't be checking yourself all the time.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, but listen, isn't there something to the fact that
in now, granted I don't know you know what day
you guys are, Yesterday wasn't all that bad, but I mean,
this week has been atrocious, so the weather goes. Autumn,
don't you think like they're it's kind of tough to
like look good right now?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Or No, it doesn't matter though.

Speaker 29 (50:49):
Your people should like each other for what's inside.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
It shouldn't matter exactly what they look.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Like for sure.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
But it's a first date. You're on a first date,
I know.

Speaker 29 (50:58):
But if she walked out the and she was looking
good when the guy picked her up and they went
to dinner, she doesn't need to be looking at herself
every five minutes.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
That's that's disturbing to me. It's maybe I don't even
have a mirror in my in my apartment.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
But Autumn, you got to understand it's a first date.
She really clearly likes this guy. She wouldn't be calling
us and trying to figure out why she's being ghosted
if she didn't really like him. So maybe it was
just like one of those things where she just she lost.
You know, there's there's times where I do the same
exact thing where you just have that nervous ticket.

Speaker 15 (51:28):
You go.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
Every five minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Jet every five minutes, watches the video of him jump rope.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, I'm obsessed myself, so I can relate.

Speaker 17 (51:44):
But if she's okay, bye bye, no.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
No, no, I'm just saying thank you for making me laugh.
I liked your comments.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Oh oh oh, I thought you were like, okay, thank
you boy.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I thought you were good, but I'm guessing now, thank you, goodbye,
by yeah me Bye, Amanda.

Speaker 20 (52:10):
Yues Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I hope I didn't make out amen, make your think
I'm hanging up or anything. I just wanted to pick
up Amanda. Now, Amanda, go ahead.

Speaker 20 (52:18):
So I was wondering if there wasn't more of like
a subconscious like nervousness to this. So I don't know
if anybody else does this, but if I'm in a
social situation where I'm nervous I don't know anybody, or
maybe I'm around people for the first time. I find
myself like checking my cell phone even though I don't
have anything to look at, because it's like a distraction.
It makes me look like I'm busy and I'm not.

(52:39):
I was wondering if maybe her thing is like looking
in the mirror trying to check her appearance, and more
of it is of a like self conscious like nervousness
than something she was like doing because she's vain or
you know, has some kind of issue with looking at
her makeup.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I agree with you, Amanda on that, because I don't
want anyone to think that Shelby is vain. I don't
really catch that vibe on that, and maybe it is
kind of like a tick, you know what I mean. Shelby,
where did you find yourself? I mean, were you nervous
on the date? It's not nervous on first date.

Speaker 28 (53:11):
I mean, I'm just reading this guy. I want to
make sure that everything's working in my favor, and like,
you know, he likes the way I look and I.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, all right, well, Amanda, thank you for calling in.
And Shelby and Dax, well, I'll let you guys handle
this kind of off the air, if you know, you
choose to reach out to her. But you know, thank
you guys for coming on.

Speaker 28 (53:38):
And uh yeah, thank you and I.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah. Well so I mean, listen, it's sounded like the
day went fine.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
But it sounds like it went fine to me.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
You get, oh it didn't. All right, this is the
season online shop and do a lot of it. Joe
Show's lab in ninety three to three fl Z. So
you know, you go on every news channel, everyone's talking about.
You know, you got to do this to stop porch pirates.
You got to do that. Stop porch pirates this year alone,

(54:10):
they're looking. Experts are saying thirty three percent increase on
porch pirates. People stealing your packages. I'm sorry, all right.
I got a buddy who had a package stolen. He
was in the house. He has an unring cam. He
got up, he chased the person stealing the package down
the street. While he was telling me this, I'm going

(54:31):
you are crazy. If I saw someone doing something like that,
that's their package.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Really, I've got the camera footage. I'll email it to
the company. I'll be like, hey, this guy's stolen I
wasn't home. We'll lie about it or something. You there
is eight hundred four nine ninety three ninety three if
you saw someone, if you saw someone stealing your package,
you happen to be in the house. Are you the
type of person that's going to confront the criminal?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
One hundred percent in front? I have a real life story.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Now this isn't a porch pirate, but this is back
when I used to work at pay Less and the
mall back at home, and this couple, it was a
guy and a girl. They end up going in this
older woman's purse and they stole her wallet out of it,
and she noticed it when she got to the register,
and I knew they were onto something.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I was like, I know who stole it?

Speaker 18 (55:18):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I chased them down. I should have done this.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
I chased them down to the parking lot and they
were what do you call people the private shoppers?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Know?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (55:28):
What's a p What do you call them when they're uh?
When they're undercover the cops? No, people are in the
store of fake shopping lost prevention. Yeah, so they were
all on one second, they have fake shoppers.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Dude, I used to do that.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
We'll talk about that later.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
In the Show's crazy, But they end up following me
with them and we I end up saying, like, yeah,
they took that lady's wallet. I'm gonna chase down a criminal.
And when it comes to my package, I'd be so
thirsty for my items. Like when I buy something online,
I want it the next day. I will chase someone
down for a package.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
You weren't afraid that they were gonna like that and
follow you to your car, and that.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
I was just thinking of this old lady. I was
just like, oh my god, Well that was my grandma.
I would want someone to do that for me. If
that was my grandma, you like, I'll get you another
wallet already, that was my grandma.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
You wouldn't want me to do that for.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I take advantage of age, And I said, Grandma, you
obviously misplaced that. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Grandma.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
You gotta get gotta get it back. Addie, you see
someone stealing your package.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
What do you do?

Speaker 18 (56:28):
I'm molly wapping him. He gay, I'm getting call, he's
getting what if?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
What if he's got a gun?

Speaker 18 (56:36):
Hey? I mean shoot, I'm still going after them. Listen,
they only got one shot. You better kill me with
that one shot.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I don't want to die over my shampoo that I
got on Amazon, you know.

Speaker 18 (56:53):
I mean if it's a shampoo, it's different. Like I'm talking,
like if it was like a PlayStation five or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
I'll get shot from my pier, a very rare lightsaber.
You are going to chase them down, Joe, You're gonna, sir.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Why are you standing there with your arm?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Just the force?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
It's gonna work at some point.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Nicole, Nicole, if you see someone steal your package, you
see it on ring cam. You're in your house, porch pirates,
they're all over the place. They just stole Nicole's package.
What is Nicole doing?

Speaker 17 (57:33):
Nicole is chasing my girl.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I am so concerned for everyone right now, you know,
conflict though we have gone through enough as a community.
I love I love Tampa Bay, and I love everyone here.
We've got a great, great community. Let's not go out
there and get shot over our.

Speaker 17 (57:56):
I live around a bunch of elderly people, like specifically
in community. So if I saw somebody stealing my neighbor's package.

Speaker 15 (58:04):
I'm the young one.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
I'm gonna go after that person.

Speaker 17 (58:07):
And I feel like, you know, we're told love thy neighbor,
so you want them to protect your stuff and make
them see.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
All I hear is you have old people that I
would hope that it would be the old person trying
to steal from me, because then I feel like, Joseph, yes,
you have done this before. Someone was stealing your package.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
It was my bike. Oh my head locked up right
on my side of my house, and I went to go,
you know, take it, so I was gone. I ended
up riding my vehicle to the gas station and get gas.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I saw it there.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
I saw some cops in the parking lot. I'm like, hey,
that's why bike right there. They went with me and
we went and got my mic back.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Damn