December 19, 2025 • 9 mins
This morning we have a new proposal for everyone in the great state of Florida!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I reported the news. This is this is going to
be awesome. I cannot wait for this. So President Trump
has announced that we are going to do this new
athletic competition called the Patriot Games. It's going to be
for high school athletes. I want to know, though, Let's
pretend that it's like for everyone, right, what could you
(00:24):
represent our country and best?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You can text in it ninety seven seven two zero,
But what can you do that would represent the country
the best? So I want to expand that out high
schoolers obviously I want you to call in right now,
but elementary school students, parents, people you know who don't
(00:51):
have kids, whoever, you human beings, I want you to
call in right now. Eight hundred four and nine ninety
three ninety three. And what is it for you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is it you know?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Are you a great video game player? Are you a
great board game player? Are you good at driving? Are
you excellent at carrying multiple items at publics and not
using a shopping cart?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What is that talent that you believe you could represent
you know, Florida in the Patriot Games? As in one
more time, If you're wondering exactly what it is. Basically,
President Trump said, We're gonna have a game where all
fifty states plus US territories. We're gonna get two high
school students boy girl represent the state, compete in athletic events,
(01:34):
will have a winner two hundred and fiftieth birthday shout
out to America.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I would say Joe for me, probably like jump rope, Durrance.
I think I would be one of the top Americans
at that because I do it all a long. Can
you jump rope? I mean, I would say, I mean
I do it for about an hour a day, but
I don't do it like continuously straight, Like I'll do
it for five minutes, and then I'll take like a
minute break, do it for five minutes, take a minute break.
(01:58):
I could if we're prepared for competition. I mean, I
don't know. I would say, at least an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You think you can?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I think I could do it for at least an
hour straight. Yeah, I'm eager to see. I wonder what
you would do though, me? Yeah, you what would you do?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot
Games and unprecedented four day athletic event featuring the greatest
high school athletes, one young man and one young woman
from each state and territory.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But I promised it will in the fall the clip
And what did he promise? Did he promise that he's
gonna allow me to welcome in criminals? I mean, Florida
wins If we do that, what would I do? I honestly,
I don't know. No, I don't really have any like
talents per se.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Your solid Fortnite player esports are a thing you're better
than me? WHOA, I can't even do that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I think I'm just a guy who's like decent at things,
like decent at many things, master of none.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hey Joe Joe, what up, Joe Joe? You say that
you could do archery or airsoft?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean, as far as the Patriot Games go,
I would think that's where we would go forwards. I
mean when I was when I was younger, I started
with rifles reloading shells, and I shot the dog groups
out of out of guns all the time, and I
got bored with them, and I finally switched over to archery,
and I'd go into my tournaments all the time against
(03:31):
the bolts and they would come out losing all their
arrows and with me having to buy my arrows with
my allowance. You know, I came out losing three arrows,
and I was upset because that was three weeks worth
of allowance. So I pried myself on my ability to
be able to hunt and protect true.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Or false archery. You got to know how to breathe
to do it true or false.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
True?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, see, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm Joe.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What what what stopped you from qualifying for the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Uh, well, the same thing has stopped me from getting
in the army. My background?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Are you the criminal?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I wouldn't say that. I might be habitual lives for
driving on a suspended license, But you.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Go, Joe, what last question? You know two hundred and
fiftieth birthday for America the Patriot Games. It's for high
school students. What do you think about it? If we
expanded out we did the American Criminal Games where we had, uh,
you know, two criminals from each state and US territory
compete for their freedom.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Man, I would think the USA would definitely win.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You're the best, Joe. Good morning, good morning. This is
a talent. What what would you represent Florida in in
our Patriot Games.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Dropping the most F bombs in a short amount of time.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And you know what, I like that. I like that.
And thank you for censering yourself to Tammy. Yes, have you.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Ever I know what words I can't say?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have you ever sworn on the show before?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I know which words I'm not allowed to say.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Good.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I always I'll ask Terry, like, hey, can I say this?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I love it, Tammy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Love being able to talk to you, and we'll talk
to you later. Adriana, Yes, good morning, h good morning.
You think ski ball? You could also in a candy
crush too?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, and also complaining, oh yes it's a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, good for you. I like this a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And uh, also, what do you think about my Criminal
games where we'll have two criminals representing each state and
they compete for their freedom?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I mean, I'm pretty sure that isn't that the storyline
of Hunger Games? Like almost, but I'm in it. I
like it. I mean I don't know if I could
for kid state, but yes, I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm just like trying to think of a way
we can really represent Florida the best. And you know,
I just think that, like some of these Florida men
and women could really kick some other criminals.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But Adriana, you said you're a master complainer. What's your
like complaint ratio per hour?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh well, I mean I try to I try to
limit it, but I could I could go for hours.
I mean I think I really could. Yes, yes, I
would out complain anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I like this. Well, thank you, Adriana. Lucas. Hi, I'm
calling in to talk about I'm the best at raging
at video games. Do you raise so you rage? Lucas?
Are you ten?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So here's the deal, Lucas, this is this is good stuff.
We can get you to start training for the Patriot
Games when you're in high school.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, what are your thoughts on that? I'm I'm okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, you could represent Florida, maybe win a big cash prize.
I'll be your agent. Here's the deal. Okay, I won't
take a lot from you. Let me take seventy five
percent off the top. You get the other twenty five.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Thoughts on that, maybe you get twenty five and I get.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So many fun All right, fine, you drive a tough bargain.
How about this, you get forty percent. I get sixty percent.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
How about we how about we we split it fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
All right, I don't think about it. It kind of
liked that deal. It kind of liked that deal a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey, uh, Lucas, what video games do you rage?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Fortnite?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Same? You can't play that, de Lulu. You'll get banned.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I can't even play because my mic doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh well, thank goodness it doesn't. You'll be getting banned.
You got a lot of skins, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I have over three hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's a lot. That's a lot of skins. Good for you.
Best skin.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Probably the gar clicks icon skin.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, soid clear Lucas is like low key rich with
his skins. That's a nice thing. I'll take seventy off
the top. Thank you, Lucas. Yes, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, have a great.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
This is good about the criminals. We're gonna get criminals.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But also I think if we get a stable of
young athletes, Jed, we could put the Joe Show on
the map with the Patriots game.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
This could be either really good or really bad. This
reminds me of that one guy who the DuPont guy
who did that wrestling team Fox Catcher, and then he
ended up going into a fit of rage.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was not good, but we could have no idea
what you're talking. Okay, that's fair, all right, okay,
I reported the news. This is this is going to
be awesome. I cannot wait for this. So President Trump
has announced that we are going to do this new
athletic competition called the Patriot Games. It's going to be
for high school athletes. I want to know, though, Let's
pretend that it's like for everyone, right, what could you
(00:24):
represent our country and best?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You can text in it ninety seven seven two zero,
But what can you do that would represent the country
the best? So I want to expand that out high
schoolers obviously I want you to call in right now,
but elementary school students, parents, people you know who don't
(00:51):
have kids, whoever, you human beings, I want you to
call in right now. Eight hundred four and nine ninety
three ninety three. And what is it for you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is it you know?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Are you a great video game player? Are you a
great board game player? Are you good at driving? Are
you excellent at carrying multiple items at publics and not
using a shopping cart?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What is that talent that you believe you could represent
you know, Florida in the Patriot Games? As in one
more time, If you're wondering exactly what it is. Basically,
President Trump said, We're gonna have a game where all
fifty states plus US territories. We're gonna get two high
school students boy girl represent the state, compete in athletic events,
(01:34):
will have a winner two hundred and fiftieth birthday shout
out to America.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I would say Joe for me, probably like jump rope, Durrance.
I think I would be one of the top Americans
at that because I do it all a long. Can
you jump rope? I mean, I would say, I mean
I do it for about an hour a day, but
I don't do it like continuously straight, Like I'll do
it for five minutes, and then I'll take like a
minute break, do it for five minutes, take a minute break.
(01:58):
I could if we're prepared for competition. I mean, I
don't know. I would say, at least an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You think you can?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I think I could do it for at least an
hour straight. Yeah, I'm eager to see. I wonder what
you would do though, me? Yeah, you what would you do?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot
Games and unprecedented four day athletic event featuring the greatest
high school athletes, one young man and one young woman
from each state and territory.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But I promised it will in the fall the clip
And what did he promise? Did he promise that he's
gonna allow me to welcome in criminals? I mean, Florida
wins If we do that, what would I do? I honestly,
I don't know. No, I don't really have any like
talents per se.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Your solid Fortnite player esports are a thing you're better
than me? WHOA, I can't even do that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I think I'm just a guy who's like decent at things,
like decent at many things, master of none.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hey Joe Joe, what up, Joe Joe? You say that
you could do archery or airsoft?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean, as far as the Patriot Games go,
I would think that's where we would go forwards. I
mean when I was when I was younger, I started
with rifles reloading shells, and I shot the dog groups
out of out of guns all the time, and I
got bored with them, and I finally switched over to archery,
and I'd go into my tournaments all the time against
(03:31):
the bolts and they would come out losing all their
arrows and with me having to buy my arrows with
my allowance. You know, I came out losing three arrows,
and I was upset because that was three weeks worth
of allowance. So I pried myself on my ability to
be able to hunt and protect true.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Or false archery. You got to know how to breathe
to do it true or false.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
True?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, see, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm Joe.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What what what stopped you from qualifying for the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Uh, well, the same thing has stopped me from getting
in the army. My background?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Are you the criminal?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I wouldn't say that. I might be habitual lives for
driving on a suspended license, But you.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Go, Joe, what last question? You know two hundred and
fiftieth birthday for America the Patriot Games. It's for high
school students. What do you think about it? If we
expanded out we did the American Criminal Games where we had, uh,
you know, two criminals from each state and US territory
compete for their freedom.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Man, I would think the USA would definitely win.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You're the best, Joe. Good morning, good morning. This is
a talent. What what would you represent Florida in in
our Patriot Games.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Dropping the most F bombs in a short amount of time.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And you know what, I like that. I like that.
And thank you for censering yourself to Tammy. Yes, have you.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Ever I know what words I can't say?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have you ever sworn on the show before?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I know which words I'm not allowed to say.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Good.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I always I'll ask Terry, like, hey, can I say this?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I love it, Tammy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Love being able to talk to you, and we'll talk
to you later. Adriana, Yes, good morning, h good morning.
You think ski ball? You could also in a candy
crush too?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, and also complaining, oh yes it's a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, good for you. I like this a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And uh, also, what do you think about my Criminal
games where we'll have two criminals representing each state and
they compete for their freedom?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I mean, I'm pretty sure that isn't that the storyline
of Hunger Games? Like almost, but I'm in it. I
like it. I mean I don't know if I could
for kid state, but yes, I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm just like trying to think of a way
we can really represent Florida the best. And you know,
I just think that, like some of these Florida men
and women could really kick some other criminals.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But Adriana, you said you're a master complainer. What's your
like complaint ratio per hour?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh well, I mean I try to I try to
limit it, but I could I could go for hours.
I mean I think I really could. Yes, yes, I
would out complain anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I like this. Well, thank you, Adriana. Lucas. Hi, I'm
calling in to talk about I'm the best at raging
at video games. Do you raise so you rage? Lucas?
Are you ten?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So here's the deal, Lucas, this is this is good stuff.
We can get you to start training for the Patriot
Games when you're in high school.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, what are your thoughts on that? I'm I'm okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, you could represent Florida, maybe win a big cash prize.
I'll be your agent. Here's the deal. Okay, I won't
take a lot from you. Let me take seventy five
percent off the top. You get the other twenty five.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Thoughts on that, maybe you get twenty five and I get.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So many fun All right, fine, you drive a tough bargain.
How about this, you get forty percent. I get sixty percent.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
How about we how about we we split it fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
All right, I don't think about it. It kind of
liked that deal. It kind of liked that deal a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey, uh, Lucas, what video games do you rage?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Fortnite?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Same? You can't play that, de Lulu. You'll get banned.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I can't even play because my mic doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh well, thank goodness it doesn't. You'll be getting banned.
You got a lot of skins, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I have over three hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's a lot. That's a lot of skins. Good for you.
Best skin.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Probably the gar clicks icon skin.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, soid clear Lucas is like low key rich with
his skins. That's a nice thing. I'll take seventy off
the top. Thank you, Lucas. Yes, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, have a great.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
This is good about the criminals. We're gonna get criminals.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But also I think if we get a stable of
young athletes, Jed, we could put the Joe Show on
the map with the Patriots game.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
This could be either really good or really bad. This
reminds me of that one guy who the DuPont guy
who did that wrestling team Fox Catcher, and then he
ended up going into a fit of rage.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was not good, but we could have no idea
what you're talking. Okay, that's fair, all right, okay,
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