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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Joe Show has all the news and info you need.
Top stories at the top of the hour with Nashley
mix Bright. Ashley is out. Ashley's out, I am in,
And let's talk about two new federal holidays. President Trump
announced this yesterday in a new executive order Christmas and
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Christmas Eve, so the twenty fourth and the twenty sixth.
So this is very interesting stuff. So it's the day
after Christmas. So Christmas is always a federal holiday, but
Christmas Eve was not. Now the day after is as well.
So what is super amazing about this? As if you
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work with the government in some capacity Wednesday through Sunday.
I mean, come on now, who doesn't want that some
great time off. Another thing that he announced that I'm
ready for because I want to put together a team.
But President Trump is kicking off America's two hundred and
fiftieth birthday celebration with a new athletic event for young people.
It's called the Patriot Games. It's going to be a
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four day competition for high school students student athletes, and
they're going to compete in a bunch of games. It's
going to be one boy and one girl from each
US state and also territory, and uh, well, we'll get
a winner and it's gonna be super cool, and they'll
be from Florida and it will be because I recruited
them and I trained them and next thing you know,
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they'll give me a billion dollars and I'm gonna get
rich and I cannot wait. That's what's gonna happen. Okay,
Russell Brand, haven't heard his name in a while, and
he was speaking at a Turning Point USA event, and
well he started talking about his ex wife, which if
you don't remember, let me fill you in. Russell Brand
used to be married to Katie Perry. Katy Perry is
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now with Justin Trudeau, the former Canadian Prime minister, and
here's what he had to say about his acts.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I gotta say, though, look, Katy Perry, I was married
to her. I love her still and I'm glad that
her mum's in the room seeing me say this. But look,
I was okay with Orlando Bloom but Justin Trude though,
come on, man, come put me in Kagary with that guy,
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that globalist stooge.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Last one, we all remember that viral moment at the
Cold Blake concert with the kiss cam when the married
boss started making out with the woman who ended up
not being his wife and all of that. Uh, well,
this is kind of interesting. Everyone thought they were having
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an affair, But what they are now coming out and
saying is it wasn't an affair. It was a drunk mistake. Essentially,
they were drinking too much. Next thing, you know, they're
like kind of cuddling together and all this stuff, and
now they're going after Gwyneth Paltrow. Okay, so after this moment,
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the tech firm bosses an assistant and all of that
started to go after Gwyneth Paltrow because she got with
another tech firm and created this whole entire thing about how,
oh you know, we don't cheat at this firm and
all of that because Gwyneth used to be with the
Cold Plays front man Chris Martin, Well pull the receipts.
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People are now saying, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, we're
cheating on each other. So now these execs and all
of that are calling them a hypocrite. So more news
will come out as this assistant looks like she is carer.
Name is Kristin the HR chief. Actually she was an assistant.
She was the HR chief. She's kind of going on
this like press tour now going after these people. Which
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can I give her advice? Just shut up? I don't
know if it's a good idea to be doing this
because now, I mean, we're not the only radio station,
news station, all of that. Who's going to be talking
about this. I don't know if I want to be
known as that. Oh and wait, I said that was
the last news. One more news. We have a winner
with the Joe Shows ten thousand dollars secret sound. A
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moment like none other, A moment that I mean, I
was getting to the point where I was thinking, are
we never going to get a winner? You guys want
to hear a little bit of that moment when we
got the winner.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's the sound when you insert a key card into
the door to unlock it, the key card into a
hotel door, when you're unlocking her to get into a
hotel door.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Tara in seminal, Come on, Tara in Seminal, that is correct.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We have
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Say you just want ten thousand dollars