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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flz Woar of the Roses on The Joe Show. Hey, Selena,
do you have a personal relationship with Miranda? Like, have
you ever been around her?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
No, I mean I've met her at places like once
there was you know, we met up with some of
his coworkers from work at.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
A bar, and she she is a coworker, right, yeah, okay,
all right, so let's uh, let's tell everyone why you're here.
I mean, obviously we know that you think that he's
cheating your boyfriend, but we've already said her name. If
he is cheating, you're pretty sure that it's going to
(00:47):
be this specific person. You even told Jad because I
know that you and Jed have been talking for the
last couple of weeks. You said a word that I
think was pretty interesting. You called her a chameleon. You're
convinced that basically all of her interests are your boyfriends
(01:10):
because she's trying to hook up with him, Right.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, let's let's talk about those interests and see what's
going on. So like sports and gambling and uh anime, right.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, those are some of the things that he tells
me that they talk about or you know, do together.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So he's very at least honest that he has like
some sort of friendship with her.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
But yeah, I mean I usually have to like get
it out of him, you know, like where are you going?
Who are you gonna be with? And then they'll tell me.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So he's never lied about it, at least least to
your your knowledge, which I the only reason why I'm
saying that is to me, that's at least kind of
a good thing. You know, a lot of the time
we don't know about any information and the next thing,
you know, it all comes out if we we do
find the significant other, in this case, your significant other
(02:19):
to be cheating. But this is your unique situation. So
if he is and you're convinced that he is, we're
about to find out. Besides her being this chameleon and
you know, what you believe is that she's faking these interests.
Is there anything else?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I mean yeah, I mean they just yeah together a lot.
You know, she comments on his stuff on social media
like it's it's just it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, listen, I want to rip this band aid off
for you. I don't want you worried or concerned or
questioning if you're in a relationship where you're with someone
who's on faithful. I'm gonna put you on the hold. Okay,
do you have you got everything that you need and
all that?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
All right, Jed, just give me that thumbs up. So
we have called.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
His name is Jonathan, and hopefully we're hearing Salena's name,
but we might hear Miranda.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Hi, is this Jonathan.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Who's calling?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Jonathan? My name is Kayla. I'm calling from Beautiful Blossoms
in Saint Pete. We are a new flower store. I
hope you're having a great day and you can help
us out with a survey. So you can receive a
dozen of long stum red roses for free and you
can send them to No no, no, please, I don't know, Jonathan.
I won't need any credit card information. And trust me
when I say these roses are so beautiful you will
(04:02):
make some lovely ladies day.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I just need about five seconds of your time. Can
you help us out? Please?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Where are you from again?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
We're in Saint Pete. We're a new flower store.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
And I don't need any Yeah, and I don't need
any credit care card information.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I just need to ask you to survey.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Questions so, and what did I do to get this?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
They're gonna get some free roses?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, no, no, but what did I? How did I? How
is this happening to me?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
You entered a survey earlier in the year, so we
just went down and grabbed the numbers. And we know
that you also enjoy making other women's day by sending
them gifts. So that's how we got your information. So
with these roses, you don't even have to spend money
this time.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
And and so first of all, I do need to
let you know this call is being recorded for quality
and training purposes?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Have you purchased flowers in the last six months?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I have?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Possibly?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Perfect? See that was nice and easy.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Now I do need a first and last name of
who you actually want to send these roses to.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Okay, yeah, let's send it to Miranda.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Miranda. Okay, Now I'm telling you the Miranda is gonna
love these roses are beautiful. Now, what do you want
to say to Miranda? Because we are going to include
a note to let her know these are coming from you.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean, first thing, that's so bad at this. I
guess first thing that comes to mind maybe I can't
stop thinking about you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Let's stop thinking about you.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Okay, love that now, thank you so much for helping us.
I'm gonna actually transfer you over to shipping and handling
where they're gonna gather the rest of their information. Again,
thank you so much, Johnah than you are helping us
out so much.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, well, thank you for the roases. It's aw You're.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Welcome, Jonathan. Yes, hi, Jonathan, this is Joe. I'm gonna
get a couple of things and then we'll send you
on with your day, just to confirm we're sending this
to a Miranda. Correct, okay, And the note is I
can't stop thinking about you.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Correct? All right?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Do you think that that's a fair thing to say
for everyone in your life?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So you don't think that Selena would have a problem
with you telling another woman that you can't stop thinking
about her. Who is this Jonathan? My name is Joe.
You're actually on the radio right now, and we just
caught you sending flowers to someone who's not your girlfriend.
(07:01):
And actually, if you just want to talk to her, Selena,
you can go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I hate you so much. I can't believe you thought
I was so stupid?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Miranda?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I I I accidentally like
bumped into her at the stairs at work and she
sprains her ankle.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Jonathan, you got a lot of people listening right now. Jonathan,
I think that you got to be honest with your girlfriend.
How long have you been cheating?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No? She sprains her ankle, so so oh my god,
shut up.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Everyone just caught you. Everyone is we all know?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You know this is some book. I can't believe this, Like, seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What is radio show? Jonathan? You've been cheating? What's boil
about that?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
This whole thing, this whole situation, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Like, how long have you been cheating?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right? It's being going on being going on for
a while.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
How long?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah? I knew it.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
What's a while?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I don't know, a few months. I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why wouldn't you tell Selena?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I just Selena, baby, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I just oh, Selina baby, Oh my god, I don't
even want to talk to you. I don't have anything
to say to you. Go talk to Miranda. Oh my god,
just just hang up on him. But I don't even
know what Too many more hang out get rid of him.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I knew I should have done this. I don't know
what I'm gonna do.