Why Are You Playing With Yourself?!

Ashley noticed Joe doing a little funky with his under carriage...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm adjusting my underwear. No, I am adjusting my underwear,
not to brag. I lost a lot of weight, so
my underwear doesn't fit me anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm adjusting my underwear. When I do that, I'm not
touching you are.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
And you offer me some chips yesterday, You're like, hey,
you know you can have the rest of these. You
already dug your head in the bag and you have already.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Touched your balls.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You missed out on good chips.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I missed out on ball chips.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
No, you, Ashley, You would not understand that I don't
have a set of balls.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I don't think you guys as men realize how much
you touch yourself down.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
So it's the second.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
As they do. By the way, it's the Joe Show
and Ashley she's she's a liar, it's I'm not. I'm
no there since college. I love her more than anything.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
And uh, you digging down.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Down there?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, from my point of view, it looks like you're
just I mean, not that you're fondling yourself, but it
does look like it's just like you move with some
stuff around. I get it, but I also know what's
down there. And you're touching it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I got it's like hanging sometimes and jump around it
sticks to one side. It's like, oh god, no, I'm
just adjusting.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Will you adjust?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah? You guys adjust your bras all all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like this with our shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hands, my hands are not underneath my shirt. You will
literally dig your hand into your pants and I can't
see your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hands go into my pocket? Don't then, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Was Terry was in here, she would definitely back me up.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
We've both seen you and looked at each other like
now you touch a button and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like, hands in my pants, I grab the the.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You guys are always a ju men do it a lot,
and I just don't think you realize it. It's okay,
It is okay. And Jed with his pants be an extracise.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh man, Joe, Yeah, okay. Would you rather have that
or me touch my balls like your alleging Joe is doing.
I'm just saying that she's a lleging that you do.
I'm saying that you don't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Joe in fact, does do it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I just think you, I think you don't realize it
because one, you're comfortable, You're comfortable around us. Two you
just don't realize that you're not at home. And three,
it's just you want to be comfortable in your own pants,
and I get it. You want to adjust it, and
you're like, I'm not going to the bathroom. I got time,
and I'm just going to do it right behind the board.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You've taken your shirt off in here, so you us
I haven't hung down in this studio yet.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You actually have.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Content?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, Hey, so you've got five brothers and two boys.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
And a father and a stepfather.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Talk to me.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
They all hold their.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Left I told you that they don't.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Seventy there's ten boys and twenty sets of nuts, and
they're all just even checking themselves, adjusting themselves, fixing their underwear,
pulling their underwear out there. But it's ridiculous, sixteen year old.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
But pulling your underwear is a lot different than touching
your bare ball.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Digging.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
First of all, they take their hands and they stick
it in their underwear. Why why, yeah, did you lose it?
Did you leave the bone?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Checking their let's go?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Sometimes?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Are you making sure they're both there for lunch?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
One could run away?

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well I hope not. But if it does run away,
I hope it don't come out smounth right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's nowhere to go but up.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, I tell my son all day long. Take your hands,
Eutch fans, stop doing that. Go wash your hands, go
walk fifteen dad. My dad's eighty. My dad's eighty that
Why did you just do that? Oh well, I needed
to adjust, But I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Turn around.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can't even imagine what's going on.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Meanwhile, what's going on just fine? I know because he's
always there.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
But it's for women to just reach down and the
bronze start grabbing their boob. And with all that, technically
we don't quickly.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Technically what we do is we take our hands and
we use our pants, open shirt, thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Pocket.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Guys are literally digging into their pains.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
We don't touch our.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
That's the thing. Is the argument Joe's trying to make
is that he doesn't even touch it with his bear.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He No, he doesn't, All right, glove on.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
We don't get it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
You guys don't get it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I guess we don't.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I can never understand.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'll never eat food from Joe when he offers it.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's you're missing out on good food.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Rosa.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
We love you and say hello to you.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
You. I look at you guys every morning. It's so addicting.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Thank you. You know it's also addicted.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You have a great day. Love you guys. Love