In Other News: Biden Says Uncle Eaten by Cannibals

(he wasn't)

Episode Transcript

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He had a stack of papers.What were they like? What was he
talking about? It looked like astack of articles, like news articles.
That's what it looked like, aprinted out stack of news articles. So
so why what was he saying aboutthem? It looked like he was just
going over the headlines and kind oftaking a temperature of what these news outlets
were saying about this trial. Myguess is he was doing that because they

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all were thought it was a circustrial or a clown show. I think
that was the general consensus of thearticles he had in front of him.
Ah well in that case, Ahwell, you know, uh we got.

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I looked up at one of ourscreens. I lost my train of
thought. Can you help the peoplewith what I saw? I saw?
What was the headline? Well,this one might be even better? Oh
that they're doing it too quick?What is Fox News doing right now?
The one before the last one,it said, Biden a kid gave me
the middle finger. Biden's given sometalk right now, And now it's saying,

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Biden, my uncle was eaten bycannibals. What is this speech about
my uncle was eaten by cannibals?The one I saw and sort of make
me laugh. It's like old manJoe in front of a bunch of people,
and then the headline's like, Biden, a little kid gave me the

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middle finger. Yeah, man,if only you knew what Donald Trump feels
like. Geez, there's all sortsof people giving him all sorts of fingers,
a lot of people trying to givehim the middle finger. Can't figure
out which one identifies as the middlefingers, so they're all giving him different
fingers, you know what I'm saying. Yikes, that was funny. We're

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always entertained by politics in this countryone way or another, and will continue
to be entertained by them. Especiallyknow, once we can get through all
the circus bs so we can actuallyvote on this thing in November. But
we'll see if either one of theseguys can actually make it to November,
and maybe RFK Junior wins by default. Could you imagine? Could you imagine

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what would happen if that happened,like, let's say, Joe Biden.
I don't wish this on anyone,but if he suffers some sort of event
that, you know, like makesit very clear he cannot be in office
for four years, Well if hisuncle got eaten by cannibals. He didn't
really say that, Diddy, That'sthat's what the chiron on Fox News said,
Biden, my uncle was eaten bycannibals. Now it's back to the

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other one, Biden, little kidgave me the middle finger. But if
Donald Trump gets thrown in prison forone of these you know, phony phony
trials or whatever, and Biden can'tmake it to election day for one reason
or another, does O RFK justwin by default or do the other Do
the parties just have to like elevatesomebody randomly to How would that work and

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how many people would still vot foreither of them even though they're not technically
running, because that happened a bunchduring the caucus in primaries. What if
we just went without one and sawhow that worked? You know, no
President, none of these candidates,none of these candidates. Gotta get Nazi
back in the No, no,no Nazi. He's got to come back

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to the Whitehouse name, no,not C, n OTC. None of
these candidates. Come on, where'syour head at? Get your head out
of the gutter? Are you weirdo? E? Marie Songer will be back
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