You Get An F!

Episode Transcript

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You said something earlier in the showthat caught my attention. You remember what
it was? Me? Yeah?You was it dumb or profound? It
foundly dumb? Yeah? I would. I would say that it was more
informative. I don't think profound ordumb would qualify for this. It was
kind of just a hey, headsup, this thing's happening, and I
was like, oh cool, butI kind of want to try it out.

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Yeah, yeah, what you saidyou had a new get you get
an F feel? I do?All right? Well, is it ready?
Could you fire away? I canfire it away at any moment.
Here, let me let me holdon a second. Okay, it's ready.
All right, Well, here wego the brand new You Get an
F intro here on the Emery SongerShow. We believe in second chances in

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learning and growing and understanding each other'sdifferences. But every once in a while
you hear about somebody doing something sostupid. Well, there ain't nothing to
learn from that. It's just asini. Yep, you guessed it. It's
time for you Get an F onthe Emory song Or Show. What do

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you think it was? Uh,it's a little long in the tooth.
I didn't know we had that kindof production budget for this segment. Well,
you know what they say, you'renot supposed to look a gift horse
in the mouth. You said,it's a little long in the tooth.

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This is the music for it.Okay. I like the music. Yeah,
all right, I do like themusic. I didn't I didn't need
an entire Sarah McLoughlin commercial. Youknow, it clocked in right at thirty
two seconds. It basically could bea spot on the on the radio.
I don't know if anybody'd buy it. All right, I got one.

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Let me, let me, letme do one. All right. So
I did you see this thing aboutan elephant that was just walking around in
Montana? No? Okay, Soapparently there was a vehicle that backfired while
a circus elephant was getting a bathbefore a show. And you know,

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on a car backfires, it reallymakes those really loud like pop pop noises.
Right yeah, and Viola is hername, And this elephant just spooked.
And I mean when an elephant wantsto go somewhere, they're gonna go.
I mean, are you gonna stop? You're gonna get in its way?
No? Yeah, that's a sheshe had somewhere to be, and

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so she was going, so,uh, she's walking down the street.
Everybody's like looking and they're seeing thisgiant, you know, Asian elephant walking
down the street. But because she'sa well trained out and eventually her people
were able to catch up with herand safely corral her with minimal issues,

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walked her back and she actually performedin two shows that day. Seems to
be well cared for and well treated, but Viola had a little bit of
an adventure in for I guess thisis where I'm going with this. If
you are in charge of caring fora large few ton in weight live animal,

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probably be best to have them tiedto something very strong so they won't
run away and potentially create a dangeroussituation for others. So to whomever was
bathing Viola the Asian elephant in Montana, you get an af all right,
fire away this one. We're goingto North Korea. Oh boy, can't

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wait to hear this one. Yeah. North Korean TV was playing an episode
of a British garden show. Itwas a British garden show called Alan Titchmarsh's
Garden Secrets. Okay, so NorthKorea was simulcasting. I don't know,
you know, I don't know howTV works over there, right, But
they were playing this episode for theirfor their citizens, they also forcing them

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all to watch. They may havebeen, but they they were also censoring
something that seems like it would requirelike a big block of censor to do
this. They censored the man's trousers, as it's put in this article.
Why because he was wearing blue jeansand apparently that's like a Western civilization thing

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and they're evil, and they didn'twant to show the man's blue jeans because
they were worried of Western imperialism sneakinginto their sacred North Korean state and making
them want to wear nice and relaxedleg where. I'm guessing that George's are
not on the menu over there either. Yeah, it looks like those are
out too. Wow, Alan Titchmarsh, it's a show called Garden Secrets.

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Well even that show, you can'tsee you can't see pants in that show
apparently apparently not just a it's justa giant blurred sensor below the waist.
I mean, you're left to theimagination there as to what they possibly could
be censored. So, which isworse if you're just a Johnny come lately
citizen of North Korea? Like,is this HBO? Is this guy bottomless?

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Is this proper British gentleman bottomless inhis goddens? Is he like rocking
a third leg there? Or what'sgoing on? What's going on? And
this is what he had to see. He got a large kickstand on,
you know, carrying around Alan Titchmachsaid this, I've never seen myself as
a dangerous, subversive imperialist. I'mgenerally regarded as a rather cozy and pretty

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calmness. So actually it's given mea bit of a street cred. Really,
hasn't it so British that he enteredit by Yeah, I think I'm
gonna pass on that, Alan,But I appreciate you for being who you
are. So who gets the fhim for wearing blue jeans or the North
Korean government for just being who theyare? Yeah, I guess you got
to give it to the whole NorthKorean government just seems silly blue jeans.

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Come on, Kim Jong and eatyour heart out. I'd give you.
I'd give him a second chance too, you know, if he ever decided
he wanted to you know, stopbeing such an evil dictator and maybe got
rid of some of those nukes whatever. All right, going into the four
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