The Trump hush money trial has been a wild ride...and we're only on day one.

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Is there a chance that we could, like, uh play journey behind that
every single time we do it?Yeah, we could do that. Is
that possible? I should see aboutthat. I could make like music beds
for him, kind of fun.I no know, just got me hyped.
I feel like that one needs aJohnny Cash music bed, and then
when it's money, it needs Eddiemoney music or even better, Pink Floyd.

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Ah, you know what I mean? Uh huh, dom Ding get
doom boom boom boom boom boom bingbom boom boom boom. That's a great
song. I can't tell you though. I was scared to death when I
was like seven and I heard thatsong for the first time on the radio.
It's like, what's going on?Because the whole first like twenty seconds
of the song is just a bunchof like money sounds, and you're just

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like, what's happening. It's scary. We had a winner, didn't we?
We sure did. His name ischeston Field and cheston Field, which
is just an incredible name. That'sa name, incredible name. It's yeah,
he won on our show last Friday. I h I saw it when

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I saw it right like as wegot off the air. I told you,
I looked at it and it refreshedand his name popped up, and
I'm like, we got a winner. So that means it happens. So
what was the word again, MattCash? There you go see a s
H cash and put the word cashinto your browser on kfa b dot com.

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You'll have a chance to win athousand bucks, just like chest and
Field did. All right, there, there are some things, there's some
some some bits, there are somesome thingies. There's some awesomeness that is
going on. Yeah, and youknow what, there's a little trial going
on in uh in New York withformer President Donald Trump. And yeah,

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yeah, that thing is over alreadyfor the day. Did you know that?
You know what time I got overtoday, Matt eleven thirty this morning,
our time. So they left forlunch and never came back. Yeah,
basically yeah, yeah, you knowwhy though you'll never guess why.

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Because Juror number six had a toothache. Oh, it needed to see the
dentist, and the dentist appointment wasin the afternoon in New York. So
I have to start with that.We'll get to what we know, what
we read, what we were hearingabout what's going on. It was really
opening statement day. That was thehighlight. But Juror number six told the

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judge this morning that they have adentist appointment, and you know what,
you know, how this goes,You need all twelve jurors there, I
mean all eighteen technically, right,unless somebody's dismissed. Even the alternates have
to be there so they see allthe evidence. Yeah, you can't just
call them in halfway through. Soall eighteen of those people have to be
there the entire time. So Jurornumber six is getting a toothache, means

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everybody gets out of school early today. But how does that work, Matt,
because now we know it was duringnumber six and you know, we
already know things about Juror number six. We're not supposed to though, But
that's the thing. Juror number sixis a young woman who is a software
engineer from the Chelsea neighborhood in NewYork and she never brushes her teeth.

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Well, apparently we don't know theparameters of the toothache itself, but apparently
this has come on over the lastforty eight hours since she did the jawbreakers.
Have you had a jawbreaker lately.That actually sounds pretty good. Oh
boy, I can't do them that. You can't do them? Yeah,
it's uh why, it's too much, It takes too long. You're talking

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about the big ones or the littleones. The little ones are fine.
You can fit the little ones inyour mouth. The big ones, though,
I don't think I hated those,it's like a giant lollipop. It's
just gross. Yeah, and it'stoo long. It takes days. And
that's my same issue with cigars.It's like, that's way too long.
I can't commit to that. Igotta do stuff. Can't sit here nursing
a cigar for four hours? Comeon, is that how long it takes?

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It takes me a long time.Yeah, keeps going out. Michael
Jordan apparently has like two cigars aday. It's not good for you.
It's Michael Jordan. Hey, youcan do what he wants. I mean,
if there was ever a guy thatI heard, JFK had a pretty
expensive cigar budget. If you,he probably got his cigars right from Cuba.

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Ah. They were labeled missiles.Everybody trying to figure out what the
heck that was all about, Andit was like Oh, it's just a
case cigars. Yeah, you knowwhat I mean. He's they make these
cigars called the called missiles down therein Cuba, and they were charging like

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two fifty up for a dozen,and he was like, that's too much.
So that's all. It was abig old game of telephone. Somebody
heard the wrong information, spread itaround like wildfire, and everybody hated Casher
after that. You know, they'rejust like, dude, what are you
doing down there to two hundred andfifty bucks for a dozen? You can't
be doing that? What are yougrowing it down there? Now? Anyway?

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It should I shouldn't joke. Ican joke now. It's not too
soon for the Cuban missile crisis,is it. I think that we can
joke about that as much as wewant. All Right, there we go
on the same thing about JFK.Right, the jokes that I've heard about
him, I feel like it's mindblowing, isn't it? It sure is?

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And that was a good one.Man. Well, this is what
I want to talk about at firsttoday. But you know what, it's
a good week. We got alot going on this week. We got
a busy week. There's a lotto talk about. During number six,
a recent graduate from college software engineerreads the New York Times and gets additional

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news from Google and TikTok. It'sa young woman. We know this,
we know the neighborhood she lives in, we know what she does for a
living. What are the odds somebodysluice out which dentist appointments happen at one
twenty Eastern time, which we knowshe said to the judge and figure out

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who this is unless they deliver thedentist to her. But even at worst,
the dentist is going to know that'sone more person in the circle now
that isn't on the inside, thatknows who this person is, and maybe
they make eye contact and recognize otherover their clientele. I know New York's
a big place, but you can'trule it out. And then does the

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does the does the press, orat least semi professional press that don't care
about ethics go following this dentist homeor whatever and being like, okay,
so who is this person and basicallyjust trying to pry who this person is
And as soon as their anonymous identityis revealed, they have they can't they
can't stand on this jury. SoI'm just saying, there's a there's some

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cracks in the armor of the oldbubble in there, and who's to say
that Juror number six is like notgoing to be found out. Also,
this morning, Juror number nine showedup and said, I don't I don't
know if I can do this.You know, Juror number nine, number

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nine, Number nine, number ninelikes long walks on the beach. Number
nine is a speech therapist living onthe Upper East Side of New York.
How do we know this? Becausepeople were like the press was there for
the questioning, Oh they have Theyare told explicitly do not give names,
and they gave a little too muchinformation. And I guess early why did

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they let the press there for that? Because this is America, it's freedom
of the press. We need toknow what's going on in the courtroom because
they won't have cameras in there.Well, OJ had Now see this is
the thing. What if OJ's trialdidn't have cameras? Does anybody care there
was no internet to follow that alongwith I feel a little cheated. I

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mean, just just film the thing. We have our first TV personality president,
he's in court and we don't getto see it. Don't get to
see a darn thing what's going on. Don't get to see a darn thing.
Embrace the times we're living in.I want a camera for every angle,
except you need to have the juryprotected. So put them in a
different place. Have them in theroom the next room will over or find

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eighteen people who are like aspiring TikTokinfluencers. They'd love the camera time,
Yeah, but they also might bethreatened with their life considering how crazy people
are these days. Just live livestreaming. Yeah, they're live streaming themselves
in the on the jury, likewhat a reveal? Find out what I
had to say after this ad forMasterclass and anyway, during number nine also

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said she doesn't follow the news closely. Should be a really good witness,
right, not a witness, areally good juror for a thing like this.
But she showed up today and she'shad two full days to sleep on
this, right. They haven't beenthere since Friday, And she says,
I'm not sure about all the mediaattention surrounding this. I'm not sure if
I should continue to serve. Andthen the judge, the prosecution and the

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defense all you know, all threeof them go into a separate room with
her, they talk it out,they bring her back out, and then
the judge announces she's going to stay. I'm telling you, the jury thing
is going to be a problem thisentire time. And don't think that people
are not trying to figure out whatthe heck is going on with all eighteen

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of the people that they have listedhere, especially the top twelve, and
try to out them for their identityso they can figure it out, because
that completely uproots the entire case.And I don't even think the Democrats would
mind that too much because it's justkind of like, well, if we
have a hung jury or whatever,guess what, we just have to do

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it again somewhere else. You know. It's like, oh, mistrial,
guess we're going to have to doit again. But the Republicans will be
like, oh, that's fine,that'll get us through November at least on
this case. So I don't know, crazy stuff is happening now. I'll
go through some of the details thatdid come out with opening statements and whatever,

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and we'll talk about that coming up. It's two nineteen Emory Songer with
you along with my producer Matt Caseon Your Monday on news Radio eleven ten
Kfab, Emory's songer on news radioeleven to ten Kfab. If you read
a quote, you kind of wantto hear it from the person, right
when when you're reading a book,especially like a book that has a lot
of quotes in it, you wantto make voices for each of the characters.

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You want to hear what they soundlike. And that's my effort.
So most of the time I giveit a go. I'm not going to
hear with former President Trump, buthe put this on his true social I'm
guessing from the limousine as he wason his way to the courthouse today.
He said, make no mistake aboutit. This is a Biden trial.

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They all are. It's all aboutelection interference. Sad with shot election as
their barrets. Those are all incaps. That's why it was worth yelling.
He followed that up with unlike atColumbia University where the radical left Palestinian
protesters sat on the front lawn practicallytook over the school and screamed death to

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the Jews, death to Israel,death to America, and nothing happened to
them. Lower Manhattan surrounding the courthousewhere I am heading now is completely close
down, so unfair. So thatwas on truth social from Donald J.
Trump heading into this. Yeah,I mean, let's be honest, we're

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still covering the protests at Columbia,like the news is all there and everything.
Has anybody changed their mind on thesubject yet? Like on a governmental
level, have you heard any newsabout the governments like, oh, we
better listen to the guys at ColumbiaUniversity. We better, we better change
our stance on this thing that's happeningthat doesn't directly involve us. I guess

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that's probably the point of the protest, that is to get people in government
to change their tune once they seeor is it like, are you trying
to Yeah, are you trying toget people walking on the streets to be
like, oh, look at allthese people that are pro Palestinian, Now
maybe I should join them? Isthat like what they're up to? Is

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that the thing? Well? Ithink when you see when you see a
protest like that, it makes youwant to go home and figure out why.
But but we know why. It'sit's well, you mean, why
why would they be pro Palestinian?I guess yeah, Like what what's what's
there? What's their point of view? Why? Why? You know,
well if you care? Yeah,yeah, and I'm sure people do.

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What does the United States got todo with this again? Or allies with
Israel? Yeah, but like wedon't tell them what to do, like
we we could. We could screamfrom the rooftops, hey, don't do
that thing. And if they doit anyway, like how is that on
us? Do Do they want usto attack Israel? Now? Are they

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wanting us to? Like are theseanti Israel protesters just kind of be like,
hey, not only do I wantto cease fire, now I want
you to start war against your ally. I don't know, right, but
again it's the freedom of protests.Everything has been shut down in uh that

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Manhattan courtroom courthouse area. It wasn'tlast Friday, Remember, there were plenty
of people wandering around. I justdon't know if there's like a market for
people to be protesting at the courthouse, you know what I mean, Like,
what would be the point of that? What am I gonna do?
Protests at the courthouse? And likesay, Donald Trump should go to jail

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or the people like Donald Trump isbeing like it's a witch hunt or whatever,
Like, what is that gonna do? Wouldn't it be a warlock hunt?
Well, he said witch hunt inhis truth social post. And you
know, I've held my tongue forthis long, which is our female warlocks
are male. It's a warlock hunt. Okay, at least we can get

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that right. Are you sure?Yes? Are you sure those are equals?
Are you sure guys can't be witches? It's twenty twenty four, Matt,
like, like, are you aresigning gender identity to a witch?
I'm just trying to use history asa path to our understanding of Now,

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what is a male witch called?In colloquial current English, which almost almost
exclusively is applied to women, themale equivalent being warlock or wizard? Oh,
wizard, there you go, let'sgo with that. This is a
wizard hunt. Doesn't really roll offthe tongue. Was any guy burned at

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the stake for being a wizard?I mean, several people want to burn
the Washington Wizards at the stake,but that's for a completely different reason.
The Washington Wizards, like Jordan Pooleis just like I'm just trying to live.
Guys, like, like, giveme a break, I'm doing the
best I can out here. No, I'm like, it wasn't the Salem

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Wizard Trials. So was anybody actuallyhunting wizards? I think this is another
double standard, you know, oneof the double standards. Men with lots
of partners. Well, that guy'smister cool, but it's not the same
for ladies. So why do wizardsget cool cred and witches don't? Well

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for both practiced dark arts, don'tthey. I don't know, that's the
thing. It was Harry Potter awizard, I believe, So you're a
wizard, Harry. Yeah, Whywasn't he ran out of town? Well,
because he went to Hogwarts where therewas like nothing but wizards and witches.
The girl's witches still in that Likeis Harmonia witch? I guess?
Yeah, right, I don't knowmuch about Harry Potter. Do they call

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them that? You'd think? Sothat's probably what it is, right,
But there were witch hunts, Imean, the Salem Witch Trials. And
let me tell you they're not gettingthat wrong on that book, because you
know the author's stance on all that. Oh yeah, no, for sure.
Yeah. And in fact, someof the people that played her characters
were not not super pleased by heropinion on that. No, but but

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here, but my other thing too, Like I watched a movie it was
called Monty Python. In the HolyGrail, they burned somebody who they didn't
even know was a witch at thesteak they just needed to keep warm or
no, they did she like likethey were they thought she was a witch,
and they put a carrot on hernose and called her a witch.
And she's like, I'm not awitch, and they were like, well,

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what do you How can we tell? And eventually, after along back
and forth, they weighed her,like put her on one side of the
scale and put a duck on theother side of the scale, and they
they were the same. So theysaid, because she was the same weight
as a duck, she could bemade of wood, because wood floats on
a river like a duck does.And if you burn wood, you should

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burn a witch. So based onthe transitive property there, they decided they
were going to burn her at thestake, and she said fair call.
So we don't get to see theburning, but she seemed to be okay
with the result. I think Iwouldn't be surprised if that was history accurate.
Now that is, That's what I'msaying, right, but they weren't
doing that. The wizards point provenwhy does Merlin get a pass? Well,

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that's why he said witch hunt,because he says, you know,
it's like a witch hunt, notthat he's a witch, but he's it's
a witch hunt trying to put himin prison and take him off the campaign
trail. I'm just saying. Thereason he says is because actually hunted witches.
Nobody's hunted warlocks or wizards. Isee your point. Yeah, so
take that, Matt, You're WEIRDOto twenty nine. We'll come back.

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There's more details of what happened inthere today, and we also have to
catch up on our friend Marjorie TaylorGreen because she says she will not rest
until Mike Johnson's all longer the speakerof the house. That's exciting. I
know. Four oh two, fivefive eight, eleven ten's the phone number
if you want to call him.Be part of the conversation on news radio
eleven ten kfab. Emery Sunger onnews radio eleven ten kfab. I do

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have to update you on PJ andI's five K that we went after at
the Maverick run on Saturday. We'llget to all that in the coming minutes.
But first the phones are open fourtwo eight eleven ten and our friend
Brian's on the line. Brian,thanks for the call. What are you
thinking about today? Well, somebreaking news I caught wind of the word

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fart is actually in the news headlinesand it relates both to the House Freedom
Caucus and to the Trump trial.First is typing in part. First from
Newsweek comes up. House Freedom Caucushas deployed its floor Action Response Team or
part. The second thing that comesup is Donald Trump farts in court.

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Reportedly Donald Trump is farting loudly andsmellily. Okay, So Brian, I
have to start at the beginning.Why are you googling farts in the news?
Because, as I said, Icaught wind of this story, and
uh, it's part of the recordingon the trial that people who've been dismissed

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century duty are reporting this, peoplein the courtroom are reporting this. And
so Brian, Brian, are youis like one of the new agendas for
the liberal movement, something about nobodyshould be farting in public anymore? Like
I fart all the time, Brian, you should not be in the studio

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when I'm doing the show. Ijust want to let you know that Matt
Matt Case is a witness. Likesometimes it's just it's not good, yeah,
like Adam Kinsinger surprised that more peoplehaven't talked about how snowy he is,
so it is being reported on.And Brian, Brian, one of
the greatest presidents of all time wasGeorge Washington. This man had wooden teeth.

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I'm sure he had a wild stinchto him, but he never never
farted in court. We don't knowthat, Brian. There wasn't social media
like there's a chance, well younever to be in court. Well,
I'm sure he was. He wasin important places for court, you know,
marshaling people, other people, trials. Sure, yeah, yeah,
you knows he might have farted there. Brian, What do you have to

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say say about that? Anyway,if you type in you bring up even
more about Trump. All right,well, well, Brian, I appreciate
you alerting me to this. Iwill certainly be getting on that. Maybe
never, but I appreciate you foralerting me. Sure, okay, And
even Daily Wire is covering it.Well, you know what, even they

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need the clicks apparently. I don'tknow if they denied it, that's because
he supplied it. H Yeah,well and that's the thing. He who
who denies supplied or whatever? Allright, Brian, appreciate the call.
Thanks for being a part of theshow. Parts. Look, I'm not

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saying I don't mind the press oranybody witnessing this type of thing from reporting
it. But the idea that youknow, we're finding literally anything about Donald
Trump to be like, oh whata what a goon? He's farting in
court. I fought all the timewhenever I want. And that's America.

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And that's why I think that's abunch of maloney. Anyway, So the
trial, it was the first dayproper of the trial, right, and
you had the one jury got atoothache and had to had to bail out,
and you had the other jury thatwas like, I don't know if
I can do this. There's alot of media here is if there was,

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you knew what you were doing,what you needed to sleep on this
for two days to be like,I don't know if I can do this
anymore. Matt if you were inthe jury pool, would you have gone
in there and been like trying toget on this jury or what have you
been like, I can't do thisand then they'll excuse you, excuse you,
Hey, that wasn't me. Iwould you know apropos of Bent's phone

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call. I wouldn't lie. Iwould present myself honestly. But maybe I
would have some food beforehand that wouldgive me some bad gas and they'd keep
me off the jury. Maybe that'sone that it's one way to do it.
It's not a bad strategy. Youknow what else? You could just
show up very disheveled. Right yougo to court, you're supposed to dress
up. What if you go toshovel They're like, he didn't care about

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this, and then they dismiss you. I'm not saying like like again,
I just the pressure. It's toomuch not to get it right. But
no matter what you decide, whetheryou get the evidence and you make the
determination that he's not guilty, you'regonna have people from the left that are
going to be talking bad about you, finding you, finding your employer,

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making your life a living hell forthe rest of your life. And if
you find him guilty, people onthe right are going to do the exact
same thing. There's no doubt aboutit. That is not a position I
want to be in under no circumstance. But then, of course the jurors
were given their instructions from the judgetoday. But before I get to that,
we have to get back to thephones. Four O two five,

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five, eight eleven ten. Wehave Barbara on the line. Barbara,
what do you want to talk about? I'm just thinking if Trump is doing
that, he's probably doing it onpurpose to annoy the people in the court.
You think Donald Trump is farting intentionally? Yeah, if he is,
I would all right, no,Barbara. Now now we're in the war

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room. Now we are we arelike, let's pretend we are strategists for
for Donald J. Trump as wehead into this. We sit down and
we talk about employing and in unleashinga strategy that is going to gas up
quite literally the courtroom, both withnoise and with smell. Is there,
like, is there something that you'veeaten, Barbara that can get that kind

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of action going faster than usual?I don't know. I hadn't thought about
it, but I was just listeningto you saying that you you do whenever
you you know, well, wheneverI have to I just do it.
Yeah, maybe maybe he has eatensomething that he knows will cause it.

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I don't know. I'm just saying, if that's really true, he's probably
doing it on purpose, just tobecause he doesn't want to, you know,
think he does. He shouldn't bethere, shouldn't be there. You
know, he's eventually going to uh, he's going to master like a cadence
and he's going to be distributing morsecode via his toots. And then the

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press that's covering it's like, oh, Donald Trump says, need cheeseburger.
Okay, thanks, Barbara, appreciatethe call. I think, whoever,
who's reporting on this again, thisis not real life. I refuse to

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When am I gonna wake up fromthis dream? Emory? I told I
told you that we know everything thatwe like, We know quite a bit
about each of the jurors, right, So why wouldn't people be reporting on
Donald Trump's farts and is fart?Is Trump farting? Like? Is he
a lean guy or is he alean Ford guy? Or does he like

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adjusts himself in his chair and itjust like comes out? But what's your
go to move? My go tomove? Because sometimes sometimes you know you
don't need to make a move.Well, I if I can, I
like to fart for emphasis when I'msaying something important and I need people to

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listen. Nothing bolds and underlines theword and puts it in all caps like
a good fart bed right underneath.You're saying something very important and you need
people to listen. Well, I'mglad you don't take your work seriously because
I've yet to witness this. Let'skeep it that way. Yeah, So,
if you've got a fart move orsomething, or you think Donald Trump
is farting intentionally, or you thinkthat this is a sham, I'm open

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to hearing arguments on this because youknow what, we might as well.
The whole thing's a joke anyway.Four two, five, five, eight
to eleven ten. I'll get tosome of the actual things that happened as
well. On news radio eleven tenKfab Emery Sunger on news radio eleven ten
kfab talking about this Trump court case, trying to figure out what the uh,

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what the deal is uh. Andwe've got on the track of farts
somehow because our friend Brian called inand wanted to let us know that Multiple
outlets, including Right wing outlets reportingthat Donald Trump is farting loudly and with
smells while sitting in the court room. First of all, can we like,

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how close within a radius of aperson farting do you need to be
to really know who did it?Because there's a lot of people in this
courtroom, like it could be anybody. That's a good question, like how
close do you need to be tobe confident that you can identify the farter?
Right? If it feels like thepress is making a lot of assumptions

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for it being very far away,and who knows, maybe it's like a
whoope cushion. Maybe it's all justfor show. Maybe he's doing it for
show, and maybe that's the case. I mean, I don't if you
really didn't want to be in court, what would you do? There's no
way getting out of it. You'rejust gonna like, like, you could
be in contempt of court if you'redoing things intentionally to ruin the order of

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the court. But in this case, all he's doing is ruining the odor
of the court. I can't takecredit for that. I had multiple people
email me the joke, so Ijust I just changed it up a little
bit. Yeah, So what actuallyhappened. Well, the first thing was

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one merch On says, straight up, here's what the jurors instructions are.
I'm gonna tell you this, andthen you have to tell me if you
could follow this in the case ofthis magnitude. Okay, you are going
to be looking at evidence, andthis is how it's going to be presented
like this. This is not Thisindictment is not evidence of guilt. You

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have to make that determination based onevidence. He is not guilty, yet
you have to find enough evidence toprove him guilty. Also, you're not
allowed to ask any questions. Youcan take notes, just don't ask any
questions. They'll address to you,but they're not talking to you. You're
not going to give a response.And you can't ask us any questions,
whether it's the lawyers or the bailiffor the judge. No questions. Also,

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don't talk about this case to anyone, don't visit places where the crime
was alleged to have been committed,and don't read about or research this case
outside the core room. Can youdo that? That's gonna be tough.
Well, especially if you talk aboutall these people that say they get their

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news from the New York Times.If you're just walking down the street,
mind your own business. New YorkTimes. They still make newspapers. I
think in New York City. Youjust see it on right there. It
just says, ah, here's theuh like nope, nope, can't look
at that. There are people herethat get their news from TikTok. Yeah,
I probably shouldn't do that. Youralgorithm could poke get right to that?

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Is that out of nowhere? Theyshould have this whole thing on a
cruise you know, just take abig old cruise liner and go around the
ocean a few times. I'll behonest, if they did that all of
a sudden, I'm interested in beingon the Trump journey, right, Like,
sign me up? Is there awater slide? Yes? Can I
swim in the ocean? I'll goThat sounds like fun. Five star meals

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should have in what they did.Actually, all right, more on the
Trump trial and all sorts of otherbs when we come back on New thirty
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