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(00:00):
Matt got to get personal for asecond. Okay, would you consider me
old? No, what would youconsider me? Why you're you're a young
man, a young I wouldn't youknow what? I think you've exited the
young adult category. I think so. But you're not middle aged. No,
you're kind of like a Tuesday,you know what I mean? A
Tuesday. Yeah, that's maybe thebiggest insult anyone has ever told me.
(00:23):
Really, I hate Tuesdays. Ah, I don't see. Yeah, I'm
with you there, But but you'resaying, like, if my life was
a week, I'm into Tuesday.I'd say so. Yeah, okay,
like the third seventh, there's afraction for you, yeah, third seventh.
Yeah, you're kind of like alot of people breaking stuff up into
seventh these days. If you called, uh, you know, tweens.
(00:45):
So what's the version of you're likea not a middle ager, but a
but you know you're before that,pre middle age. I'm pre middle aged.
Yeah, I'm post young adult,pre middle aged. Yeah, you're
kind of like and then that you'rein the gray area. Speaking of gray,
my wife came over to my Iwas sitting outside. We were sitting
outside. What color is my hair. How would you describe it? I
(01:06):
would say it's it's like a darkblonde. Okay, well, blonde people,
I don't think we don't gray perse at least I don't think so,
right, Like, like, Idon't know how a blonde person grays
like you get gray hairs. SoI was sitting outside and we were out
there on the patio. We watchedThe Blues Brothers last night. It's fun.
(01:27):
It was a fun, fun movie. My wife hadn't seen it yet,
and we're getting ready to watch TheBlues Brothers. The son's still out,
so you know, there's like aglow kind of coming through the trees
and you can kind of like,you know, and she comes over and
she does a wifey thing, youknow. I kind of hug my head
while I'm late, I'm sitting down. She's like walking over and she's like,
so she's like hugging my head,but she's looking like straight down onto
(01:49):
my scalp. Right. It's avery strange perspective, one that I've never
had in my life. I can'tsee the top of my head. And
she said, do blonde people getwhite hairs instead of gray hairs? And
I said, I don't know.Why would you ask that? And she's
like, well, you know,this is like you have a hair here
that's white. Like, what doyou mean white? She said, well,
(02:09):
it just looks like it's a whitehair, like it just like it's
white. It's not even like gray. It's just white and it's just like
that you can see by the root. I was like, what, now,
full disclosure. I mean my earlythirties. Now, I know some
guys that are about my age thathave a little bit of the gray stuff
in the beard and a little bitof the gray stuff in the hair.
I got a full head of hair. I mean, I can't complain about
the hair. My hair is theone redeeming physical quality I definitely have.
(02:31):
But this shook me, Matt.I couldn't stop thinking about it. Now.
I looked in the mirror the bestthat I could, and I couldn't
tell. I asked you to lookat me and like, hey, can
you see like little weird white hairs? And you said no, What do
I do about this? How doI respond to this? She didn't seem
to care, but like that,I mean, that's like the first thing
that has happened to me that I'mlike Oh I'm not. I'm not a
(02:53):
spring chicken anymore. And I don'tknow. I'm having a hard time in
the last twenty four hours trying tohandle this, Like what do I do?
What do I do to help myselfhere? You know, there's a
couple of ways you could go.I don't know if I'm gonna like the
way that the way that you're talking. I'm not sure. All right,
fire away, I'm all yours.I got my paper ready, I'm ready
to drop down some notes. Oneway you could age gracefully, lean into
(03:14):
it, embrace it great, agegracefully. I just found out I'm aging,
like not even twenty four hours ago. Maybe this is not the way
for you, But for some theymight just say, you know what,
I'm gonna embrace it. I'm gonnalet it. I'm gonna let it happen.
I'm leaning in. Yeah, yeah, gray hairs, take just let
it go, take my hair?What do what you will? I don't
(03:35):
know. Okay. Now another optionwould be the opposite of that. Go
get yourself some botox, get aMazda miata, a miada. Yeah,
what's the mayana have to do withit? You know? Start tanning frequently,
do I not look tanned right now? You could probably be tanner.
Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I just you know what else can
(03:55):
help you with that? So you'resaying, like you you think I would
go full blown midlife crisis because mywife found a white hair in my head?
Yes, yeah, I just feellike that's a tad bit of an
overreaction. Maybe get a skateboard,hit the park, you know, I
like, I like the idea ofa skateboard. I haven't been on a
skateboard in a while though. Andmy sister in law, she's much younger
(04:17):
than my wife, about like thirteenor fourteen years and she got a skateboard
for a Christmas a couple of yearsago, I think two or three years
ago, and I got on thatthing just to like try it out again.
I forgot like how that thing worked, so that that was a learning
experience. Anyway, if you've hadan interesting discovery or had somebody else make
(04:40):
an interesting discovery about you and yourlife that made you for the first time
ever, be like, oh,am I old, because that's kind of
what I'm going through right now.Like, am am I aging to a
point net of no return now?And you know, it's going to happen
at some point, but it's justthe realization and like trying to come to
terms with that. I'm not sureI'm ready for that yet. But you
(05:00):
can email me at Marie at kfabdot com or you can call us four
oh two, five five eight,eleven ten. You can also call to
give forty nine dollars to provide campplus, safe shelter, nutritious meals,
and quality care for a child aspart of our Camp and Plus Care radiothon
go to kfab dot com. There'sa link there for it. You'll see
it right there on the homepage.You can also go to opendoor mission dot
(05:21):
org opendoor mission dot org, oryou can go ahead and put on four
oh two eight nine eight four sixseven three four oh two eight nine eight
four six seven three. You cangive that way as well. We'll be
back with more on news radio eleventen KFAB and Rays Songer on news Radio
eleven ten KFAB. Keep listening forthe next chance to win your weight.
(05:44):
I told you in the previous segmentthat my wife noticed a white hair in
my hair. I'm a blonde,I have blonde hair, so I don't
think I will have regular looking grayhairs, and if I did, they
would kind of blend in a littlebit better. But she's like, hey,
this one single hair looks white,and I was like, uh what,
and uh, you know, it'sjust kind of like, uh,
(06:04):
I don't know, it's a realization. I'm just not sure I'm ready to
handle if that happened to be thecase. I haven't seen it with my
own eyes. Maybe she's just messingwith me. I don't know. Mike's
on her phone line of four oftwo, five, five, eight,
eleven, ten, Mike, whatdo you think about this? Wow?
How you doing today? Amory?Good to talk to you. Yeah,
Sam, I would like to tellyou about my experience. And I do
(06:27):
have white hair, not gray hair, okay. But what I did was
I would tell everybody that would say, oh, Mike, you really look
good with gray hair or white hair, and I went, oh, well,
I have only my wife to thankfor that. And they're like,
what are you talking about? Isaid, Well, every time she gives
me a kiss, I get anothergray hair. Oh how sweet? Oh
(06:53):
hey, look forward to many morewhite hairs or gray hair, whatever color
you get. I'll do the bestthat I can to put positive spin on
it like that, Mike, andI appreciate you for being a part of
the show today. Thanks for thecall, all right, thanks, yeah,
bye bye. Brian emailed it andsaid, I found a white hair
growing out of my wife's chest.What I found a white hair growing out
(07:13):
of my wife's chest? Just one? Seriously, just one? So she
doesn't have she can't talk to meabout my grays. As far as you,
gray or white hair is considered distinguished. Go with it, Matt,
What do you think I have?Look you want to see my chest hair?
Nah? Look at it. Idon't have much. But it's not
(07:34):
the same color as my head ofhair. So it's not like I will
get a context clue. You know, sometimes you can get a context clue.
You're like, hey, some ofmy body here is change of color.
I'm not seeing it. Is shemessing with me? Is there is?
Like? Is she just trying toget in my head? And is
she trying to humble me a littlebit here? Because how would that work
though? Because if I am consideredold, wouldn't that make her feel old?
(07:56):
Or maybe she just wants a guythat's got a little silver going on.
Ah, that's what some people enjoy. I don't know. Some people
say wrinkles are just a sign ofwisdom. You're older than I am,
but you look younger. I think, yeah, I think you look younger.
It's that cryo chamber that I enterevery night. Is that real?
Yeah? Cryogenical whatever it's called.Do you take ice baths? Cryogenic chamber
(08:18):
is basically an ice bath. Itis a it's it's that, but it's
also a sensory deprivation chamber as well. It's like, uh, like Aaron
Rodgers in the cave. Yeah,where you just have nothing nothing, darkness,
darkness, just me and my thoughts, no smells, no tastes unless
I fort and then there's pretty badsmell. You're holding it just so you
(08:41):
have something to smell while you're inthere. Let me tell you you do
not want to fart in a sensorydeprivation chamber. Noted noted. I don't
know, man, I just,uh, what do you think about the
hair as a whole, because nowI just want to shave my head.
It's just like and nobody can seewhat's going on because I'm just going to
shave my head. Gobald, getas much boatox as you can I don't
(09:03):
need the bowtox. Yeah, thatsounds expensive. The boatox sounds expensive.
It's not that pricey. I thinkit's only about like eight hundred bucks to
do your lips. Eight hundred bucks. You got to keep doing it though,
you know why, because your bodyabsorbs it. It's like the most
expensive meal you'll ever eat. Ilike looking young, or feeling like I
look young, but I kind ofam still young relative to a lot of
(09:24):
other people. It's all I'm allI'm saying. I just just you got
to get the boatox so that itfreezes your face in a certain expression.
Then when you laugh, your expressionless, and it's kind of terrifying. Why
would I do that? Why wouldanyone do that? Because it's funny.
It's funny once, probably it's probablynot funny like for the rest of time.
(09:45):
Yikes. Worst problem to have fullhead of hair that's going gray early
or it's going to going gray.You got all the color in the world,
but that the front of the hairlineis receding quickly. I would say
the first one is much more manageablebecause all you gotta do is just get
some just for men, just formen. Gel What if you're one of
(10:05):
those guys though. That just givesone of those glued on wigs or whatever.
Yeah, that's always a good look. People pull those off. You
go to the right place. Idon't know how expensive that is. Just
hope it doesn't rain too much.Could it like slide off? You think?
I don't know you ever seen TommyBoy? No, A strong enough
wind can blast that thing right back. I feel like I would sue my
(10:26):
hair place. I don't have agood hairplace right now. You know why
I moved to Omaha and just nevergot my hair cut. So now that
I have this issue, I don'teven know who to go talk to.
I don't have I don't have anywhereto go. You found, I mean
you didn't. Your wife maybe foundmaybe one white hair. It's like the
(10:48):
dinosaurs. There's no proof you needto go to Ashfall fossil beds. I'm
telling you, well, how faraway is it? It's like, well,
that's like ninety minutes. Tell mewhere I'll be there. It sounds
like a good time. It's justlike it's made up. Points don't matter,
all right, I'm googling where doyou want to start from? I
don't I don't care. Just showme where I see some bones? I
(11:09):
mean, can I dig up bones? Is that what this is all about?
Like I go there and I juststart like digging up bones. No,
you go there and you oh it'slonger than I thought. It's about
three hours. Jeesu, it's notbad. That's a day trip. When
you're talking day trips the other day. That's a solid day time. I
feel like day trip is like twohours. Tops. Go up there.
It's by Orchard and Nebraska. Pickyourself an apple. That is six hours
(11:31):
of driving. It's a nice drivethough you don't really have to bother with
I eighty at all. You're takingthat thing going out to Niabrera? Is
that up north? You're going upseventy five. That's a nice drive?
Am I going to Niabrera so Ican see porcupines? Like I gotta knock
two burns out with one stone ona three hour drive. I want to
see a porcupine and then I'll gosee the fossils. I think you could
(11:52):
do that, yeah, in aday or do. I need to get
some camp gear and you know,play in the camp because I do that too.
Matt got to get personal for asecond. Okay, would you consider me
old? No, what would youconsider me? Why you're you're a young
man, a young I wouldn't youknow what? I think you've exited the
young adult category. I think so. But you're not middle aged. No,
you're kind of like a Tuesday,you know what I mean? A
Tuesday. Yeah, that's maybe thebiggest insult anyone has ever told me.
(00:23):
Really, I hate Tuesdays. Ah, I don't see. Yeah, I'm
with you there, But but you'resaying, like, if my life was
a week, I'm into Tuesday.I'd say so. Yeah, okay,
like the third seventh, there's afraction for you, yeah, third seventh.
Yeah, you're kind of like alot of people breaking stuff up into
seventh these days. If you called, uh, you know, tweens.
(00:45):
So what's the version of you're likea not a middle ager, but a
but you know you're before that,pre middle age. I'm pre middle aged.
Yeah, I'm post young adult,pre middle aged. Yeah, you're
kind of like and then that you'rein the gray area. Speaking of gray,
my wife came over to my Iwas sitting outside. We were sitting
outside. What color is my hair. How would you describe it? I
(01:06):
would say it's it's like a darkblonde. Okay, well, blonde people,
I don't think we don't gray perse at least I don't think so,
right, Like, like, Idon't know how a blonde person grays
like you get gray hairs. SoI was sitting outside and we were out
there on the patio. We watchedThe Blues Brothers last night. It's fun.
(01:27):
It was a fun, fun movie. My wife hadn't seen it yet,
and we're getting ready to watch TheBlues Brothers. The son's still out,
so you know, there's like aglow kind of coming through the trees
and you can kind of like,you know, and she comes over and
she does a wifey thing, youknow. I kind of hug my head
while I'm late, I'm sitting down. She's like walking over and she's like,
so she's like hugging my head,but she's looking like straight down onto
(01:49):
my scalp. Right. It's avery strange perspective, one that I've never
had in my life. I can'tsee the top of my head. And
she said, do blonde people getwhite hairs instead of gray hairs? And
I said, I don't know.Why would you ask that? And she's
like, well, you know,this is like you have a hair here
that's white. Like, what doyou mean white? She said, well,
(02:09):
it just looks like it's a whitehair, like it just like it's
white. It's not even like gray. It's just white and it's just like
that you can see by the root. I was like, what, now,
full disclosure. I mean my earlythirties. Now, I know some
guys that are about my age thathave a little bit of the gray stuff
in the beard and a little bitof the gray stuff in the hair.
I got a full head of hair. I mean, I can't complain about
the hair. My hair is theone redeeming physical quality I definitely have.
(02:31):
But this shook me, Matt.I couldn't stop thinking about it. Now.
I looked in the mirror the bestthat I could, and I couldn't
tell. I asked you to lookat me and like, hey, can
you see like little weird white hairs? And you said no, What do
I do about this? How doI respond to this? She didn't seem
to care, but like that,I mean, that's like the first thing
that has happened to me that I'mlike Oh I'm not. I'm not a
(02:53):
spring chicken anymore. And I don'tknow. I'm having a hard time in
the last twenty four hours trying tohandle this, Like what do I do?
What do I do to help myselfhere? You know, there's a
couple of ways you could go.I don't know if I'm gonna like the
way that the way that you're talking. I'm not sure. All right,
fire away, I'm all yours.I got my paper ready, I'm ready
to drop down some notes. Oneway you could age gracefully, lean into
(03:14):
it, embrace it great, agegracefully. I just found out I'm aging,
like not even twenty four hours ago. Maybe this is not the way
for you, But for some theymight just say, you know what,
I'm gonna embrace it. I'm gonnalet it. I'm gonna let it happen.
I'm leaning in. Yeah, yeah, gray hairs, take just let
it go, take my hair?What do what you will? I don't
(03:35):
know. Okay. Now another optionwould be the opposite of that. Go
get yourself some botox, get aMazda miata, a miada. Yeah,
what's the mayana have to do withit? You know? Start tanning frequently,
do I not look tanned right now? You could probably be tanner.
Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I just you know what else can
(03:55):
help you with that? So you'resaying, like you you think I would
go full blown midlife crisis because mywife found a white hair in my head?
Yes, yeah, I just feellike that's a tad bit of an
overreaction. Maybe get a skateboard,hit the park, you know, I
like, I like the idea ofa skateboard. I haven't been on a
skateboard in a while though. Andmy sister in law, she's much younger
(04:17):
than my wife, about like thirteenor fourteen years and she got a skateboard
for a Christmas a couple of yearsago, I think two or three years
ago, and I got on thatthing just to like try it out again.
I forgot like how that thing worked, so that that was a learning
experience. Anyway, if you've hadan interesting discovery or had somebody else make
(04:40):
an interesting discovery about you and yourlife that made you for the first time
ever, be like, oh,am I old, because that's kind of
what I'm going through right now.Like, am am I aging to a
point net of no return now?And you know, it's going to happen
at some point, but it's justthe realization and like trying to come to
terms with that. I'm not sureI'm ready for that yet. But you
(05:00):
can email me at Marie at kfabdot com or you can call us four
oh two, five five eight,eleven ten. You can also call to
give forty nine dollars to provide campplus, safe shelter, nutritious meals,
and quality care for a child aspart of our Camp and Plus Care radiothon
go to kfab dot com. There'sa link there for it. You'll see
it right there on the homepage.You can also go to opendoor mission dot
(05:21):
org opendoor mission dot org, oryou can go ahead and put on four
oh two eight nine eight four sixseven three four oh two eight nine eight
four six seven three. You cangive that way as well. We'll be
back with more on news radio eleventen KFAB and Rays Songer on news Radio
eleven ten KFAB. Keep listening forthe next chance to win your weight.
(05:44):
I told you in the previous segmentthat my wife noticed a white hair in
my hair. I'm a blonde,I have blonde hair, so I don't
think I will have regular looking grayhairs, and if I did, they
would kind of blend in a littlebit better. But she's like, hey,
this one single hair looks white,and I was like, uh what,
and uh, you know, it'sjust kind of like, uh,
(06:04):
I don't know, it's a realization. I'm just not sure I'm ready to
handle if that happened to be thecase. I haven't seen it with my
own eyes. Maybe she's just messingwith me. I don't know. Mike's
on her phone line of four oftwo, five, five, eight,
eleven, ten, Mike, whatdo you think about this? Wow?
How you doing today? Amory?Good to talk to you. Yeah,
Sam, I would like to tellyou about my experience. And I do
(06:27):
have white hair, not gray hair, okay. But what I did was
I would tell everybody that would say, oh, Mike, you really look
good with gray hair or white hair, and I went, oh, well,
I have only my wife to thankfor that. And they're like,
what are you talking about? Isaid, Well, every time she gives
me a kiss, I get anothergray hair. Oh how sweet? Oh
(06:53):
hey, look forward to many morewhite hairs or gray hair, whatever color
you get. I'll do the bestthat I can to put positive spin on
it like that, Mike, andI appreciate you for being a part of
the show today. Thanks for thecall, all right, thanks, yeah,
bye bye. Brian emailed it andsaid, I found a white hair
growing out of my wife's chest.What I found a white hair growing out
(07:13):
of my wife's chest? Just one? Seriously, just one? So she
doesn't have she can't talk to meabout my grays. As far as you,
gray or white hair is considered distinguished. Go with it, Matt,
What do you think I have?Look you want to see my chest hair?
Nah? Look at it. Idon't have much. But it's not
(07:34):
the same color as my head ofhair. So it's not like I will
get a context clue. You know, sometimes you can get a context clue.
You're like, hey, some ofmy body here is change of color.
I'm not seeing it. Is shemessing with me? Is there is?
Like? Is she just trying toget in my head? And is
she trying to humble me a littlebit here? Because how would that work
though? Because if I am consideredold, wouldn't that make her feel old?
(07:56):
Or maybe she just wants a guythat's got a little silver going on.
Ah, that's what some people enjoy. I don't know. Some people
say wrinkles are just a sign ofwisdom. You're older than I am,
but you look younger. I think, yeah, I think you look younger.
It's that cryo chamber that I enterevery night. Is that real?
Yeah? Cryogenical whatever it's called.Do you take ice baths? Cryogenic chamber
(08:18):
is basically an ice bath. Itis a it's it's that, but it's
also a sensory deprivation chamber as well. It's like, uh, like Aaron
Rodgers in the cave. Yeah,where you just have nothing nothing, darkness,
darkness, just me and my thoughts, no smells, no tastes unless
I fort and then there's pretty badsmell. You're holding it just so you
(08:41):
have something to smell while you're inthere. Let me tell you you do
not want to fart in a sensorydeprivation chamber. Noted noted. I don't
know, man, I just,uh, what do you think about the
hair as a whole, because nowI just want to shave my head.
It's just like and nobody can seewhat's going on because I'm just going to
shave my head. Gobald, getas much boatox as you can I don't
(09:03):
need the bowtox. Yeah, thatsounds expensive. The boatox sounds expensive.
It's not that pricey. I thinkit's only about like eight hundred bucks to
do your lips. Eight hundred bucks. You got to keep doing it though,
you know why, because your bodyabsorbs it. It's like the most
expensive meal you'll ever eat. Ilike looking young, or feeling like I
look young, but I kind ofam still young relative to a lot of
(09:24):
other people. It's all I'm allI'm saying. I just just you got
to get the boatox so that itfreezes your face in a certain expression.
Then when you laugh, your expressionless, and it's kind of terrifying. Why
would I do that? Why wouldanyone do that? Because it's funny.
It's funny once, probably it's probablynot funny like for the rest of time.
(09:45):
Yikes. Worst problem to have fullhead of hair that's going gray early
or it's going to going gray.You got all the color in the world,
but that the front of the hairlineis receding quickly. I would say
the first one is much more manageablebecause all you gotta do is just get
some just for men, just formen. Gel What if you're one of
(10:05):
those guys though. That just givesone of those glued on wigs or whatever.
Yeah, that's always a good look. People pull those off. You
go to the right place. Idon't know how expensive that is. Just
hope it doesn't rain too much.Could it like slide off? You think?
I don't know you ever seen TommyBoy? No, A strong enough
wind can blast that thing right back. I feel like I would sue my
(10:26):
hair place. I don't have agood hairplace right now. You know why
I moved to Omaha and just nevergot my hair cut. So now that
I have this issue, I don'teven know who to go talk to.
I don't have I don't have anywhereto go. You found, I mean
you didn't. Your wife maybe foundmaybe one white hair. It's like the
(10:48):
dinosaurs. There's no proof you needto go to Ashfall fossil beds. I'm
telling you, well, how faraway is it? It's like, well,
that's like ninety minutes. Tell mewhere I'll be there. It sounds
like a good time. It's justlike it's made up. Points don't matter,
all right, I'm googling where doyou want to start from? I
don't I don't care. Just showme where I see some bones? I
(11:09):
mean, can I dig up bones? Is that what this is all about?
Like I go there and I juststart like digging up bones. No,
you go there and you oh it'slonger than I thought. It's about
three hours. Jeesu, it's notbad. That's a day trip. When
you're talking day trips the other day. That's a solid day time. I
feel like day trip is like twohours. Tops. Go up there.
It's by Orchard and Nebraska. Pickyourself an apple. That is six hours
(11:31):
of driving. It's a nice drivethough you don't really have to bother with
I eighty at all. You're takingthat thing going out to Niabrera? Is
that up north? You're going upseventy five. That's a nice drive?
Am I going to Niabrera so Ican see porcupines? Like I gotta knock
two burns out with one stone ona three hour drive. I want to
see a porcupine and then I'll gosee the fossils. I think you could
(11:52):
do that, yeah, in aday or do. I need to get
some camp gear and you know,play in the camp because I do that too.
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