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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You buy it, you bow it, you blew it. Have
you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me neither, but
these people did, and that means it's time for you
get an f.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is at two fifty two. Matt case is back
in the Dundee Studios. Matt, you always find these weird ones.
Who are we talking about today? Well?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got one that is pretty pretty simple, pretty straightforward.
A shattered salsa jar is shattering a lot of hopes
and dreams of a young one who wanted to go
swimming at a Massachusetts swimming pool because it had to.
It closed the whole thing down and costed twenty thousand
(00:44):
dollars in repairs. Somebody took a salsa jar filled with
whatever kind of salsa. I'm not sure. I hope it
was peaking a guyo because that's my favorite. Oh yeah,
is all right, but I'm not sure what kind of
salsa was. But they took it into the pool. It shattered, and.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm sure that went really well for everyone there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I mean you want to, hey, word to the why.
I don't even want to give this advice, but I'm
just thinking, like, can you imagine something more innocuous causing
a bigger issue than Yeah, like shattered glass in a
pool like that's that's that's that's a sketchy situation out there.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, and this is a lesson to all you would
be salsi bottle or salsa jar carrying people who are
out there in your pools. Yeah, probably best to just
leave it on the table where it belongs.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I guess, and I get it. You want to combine,
you know, enjoyable experiences. You know, I'm thinking George from Seinfeld,
you know, he understood the nuances of combining enjoyable experiences.
But maybe save the chips and salsa for when it's
that fifteen minute period of adult swim, you know, and
and you get out and you hang out by the
side of the pool and you have some chips and salsa.
(01:52):
Maybe those little carrots don't right into the pool very
far away from the pool edge.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, Okay, go ahead and do the business right, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I got one for you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hey, you know, there's a deal over in Arizona, Williams,
Arizona to be specific, And there are seven thousand things
on display in a museum that opened just this past
May along Route sixty six. Williams Arizona, known for wild
West shows and a lot of wildlife attractions. What do
(02:22):
you think they have seven thousand of on display at
this specific venue?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, there are seven thousand things in this museum. What
do you think they are? They're all related.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
For some reason. I'm thinking it's like taxidermy.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It is called Arizona's Pooseum because it's seven thousand different
types of fossilized pooh that you can study and look
at and learn about the whereabouts and the behaviors of
many different creatures over the time periods of planet Earth.
Here at the Williams Arizona a Poosium. To anybody who
(03:03):
had this on their Bengo card, congratulations. But for me
whoever had this idea, you get an AF, you get
an AFF, you get an alf? Where is it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I played it? I play it again?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, the number two two for number two there in
the Pooseum.