August 23, 2024 • 14 mins
Get there or ye be labeled a scallywag for the rest of times! And just ask me second cousin Nate. Ye don't want that label. It can limit ye work opportunities and shrink thee dating pool. So don't risk it! Pay the blasted doubloons and come on over to the Bellevue Berry & Pumpkin Ranch! Who knows, somebody might just walk thee plank! And there's RUM. By lands I forgot to mention the RUM. YARRRRR!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dou balloons.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, it's Spanish from doub lawn or double was a
two s qdo gold coin worth approximately four Spanish dollars.
Mm hm, he's got my gold doablloons. That's from SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's when they went on the Treasure Hunt, which was
the the treasure map for the board game they were playing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, but what are you drinking over there? Oh? I
got it myself, a diet doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm still drinking the doctor Ziba. Did they did they
wear pantaloons? Is that them pantaloons?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm seeing what I'm seeing on the Google machine. They're
just calling them buccaneer pants. Oh, come on, that's weak
buccaneer breeches, trousers.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, pantaloons or wide breeches worn especially in England during
the Reign of Charles.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The second the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's from What's what's it called? The Rain in Spain
is made in the plane? That is from My Fair Lady. Yeah,
I saw that at the Orphium last fall. Solid Show.
Did not know that I was going to recognize that
many songs because I'd never seen the show before, but
so many songs had Family Guy did a play on that,
(01:17):
and Family Guy's play on it was the Life of
the Wife was ended by the knife. Whoa family guy?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Man? It's awesome, what a great what a great show?
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I bring up the pirate thing because this week and
on the twenty fourth and twenty fifth at the Bellevue
Barry Farm is the Midwest Pirate Festival. Have you ever
thought about dressing up like a pirate and going and
hanging out with a bunch of your pirate friends. It's
Nebraska's largest pirate festival. Yeah, and they have daily one
hundred dollars cash treasure hunt, interactive puzzles, activities and games
(01:56):
and you can bring the entire family and that includes
apparently dogs. Now that that sounds like a lot of fun,
so I guess we're I mean it is. What's your
favorite bit of pirate media that you've ever ever intaked?
Because you used to be able, Like back in the
infant days of Facebook, you could make your Facebook language different,
(02:19):
you could change your Facebook language. You ever tried doing that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I do remember I used to work for an organic
food store.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wild Oats Wild Oats Organic food store.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It no longer here, man. That was a fun place
to work, and when it was international talk like a
pirate day. It was basically like all hands on deck.
If you want to spend the whole shift talking like
a pirate, you do you and so I, he's nobody's
gonna stop you. Nope, not at wild Oats, let me
tell you. Because we were all sewing our wild oats
while we worked there. It kept it kept metaphorically.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Of course you're not actually sewing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Not actually no, and also not in the metaphorical sense either. Okay, Yeah,
used to be able on Facebook. Pirate was one of
the languages, right, and I had that for a while.
I got old after a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it's you know, it's just like everything was typed
out as if it was pirate language. Pirate's kind of
fun for the time frame, you know, like the late
two thousands into the early aughts, no, late oughts, early teens.
That that was like, I think, feel like peak pirate stuff.
(03:28):
You know, we are three or four movies deep in
the Pirates of the Caribbean deal mm hm, which was everywhere,
and people just wanted a piece of that pirate action.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now, my favorite pirate has got to be the dread
pirate Roberts, what does that me? I'm talking from the
Princess Bride h.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Of course is yes, Princess Bride. That's a pretty good movie.
M I've only seen it once. I've changed my Facebook language.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I think pirate it does, you know, talking like a
pirate's one of those things. It's fun for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, apparently Facebook got rid of the pirates speaking language
five years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh well, that's right, right around the time when they
wanted to eat scrub some things.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
They wanted to make sure things seem more legitimate. No
more having fun, right, no lawsuits. You gotta be careful
of that pirate lobby. They're not very organized, but man,
are they dangerous.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
They bring their own cannons and everything, right, but they'll
steal everything else. I mean they really just you know,
they're opportunistic. They'll mutiny on you and take your plunder. No,
they'll plunder your breeches. Nope, they'll plunder your breeches and
steal your gold bablloons right out of your pantaloons. Yes,
I would read a couple of books. I read a
(04:45):
pirate book. What was the name of that book? Oh,
black Flags? What was it is? Black Flags? What's the
name of that book? It was a good book. Can't
remember black Flags book? Oh, black Flags? Blue Waters? Here
it is by Eric Jay Dolan.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Eric J.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Dolan wrote a book called Black Flag's Blue Waters, The
Epic History of America's most notorious Pirates. Read the book
a couple of years ago. Really cool, really fascinating the
background all these pirates and where they came from and
what their stories were. You know, like Captain Morgan, you
would think you a pretty mean pirate guy. Well you'd
(05:22):
be right. He was a pretty legitimate pirate, but his
legend outgrew into the rum industry. It really wasn't. There
was all sorts of different to angles to a lot
of pirates that probably deserve to have their name on
a rum bottle more than Captain Morgan may have. But
either way, it's a really fun time. It's a fun
deal to think about and to talk about. Even though
(05:46):
pirates we romanticized them in this era. But man, they
were bad dudes. They were real bad dudes back in
the day. I mean, you couldn't do anything anywhere near
water in the Atlantic Ocean for a couple of centuries
without thinking somebody was going to come get you. I
think my favorite pirate thing is probably Shamous from Family Guy.
He's got two wooden legs and two wooden arms, right,
(06:09):
and he's just a torso poor guy. He's it's funny.
Oh no, no, I take that back. He's my second favorite.
My favorite is Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh that's a good one. Are Oh you know that?
What's the moment was? Is it Vince Vaughn who gets upset? Yeah,
he's mad because.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
He's upset because there's some he's already like signed off
on his like he's all right, plot, I'm telling you
the plot a Dodgeball. So you haven't seen it. You
want to see it, turn the radio off. But Vince
Vaughan's character, Peter Lafleur is already signed over Average Joe's
(06:54):
Jim and they're basically like win or lose. I mean
it doesn't matter. He wants them to lose now and
he'll get the money that they ask for and that
they were looking for. Right, But that's lack of integrity,
and he's in a bad mood. He's kind of a
surly guy throughout the entire thing, even though he's the
main character. Yeah, but he's you know, basically, Steve the
(07:15):
Pirate approaches him about something Dodgeball related, and he snaps
at him and says, you're not even a real pirate,
and like messes Steve up. And he shows up well
after the Dodgeball match and the championship, and he's cut
his hair and shaved all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
He's weren't a polo, so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, and then and then he's like and then, uh,
you're not a pirate, Steve. And then Peter's like, how
who are am I gonna share all this buried treasure with?
And it shows all the winnings that they had gotten,
all these gold coins, and he says.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Gar Peter, oh, what a film? What a film?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I want you to meet the Globo Gym team.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Laser Laser.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What sort of trauma do you have to go through
to fully commit your entire adult life to talking and
acting like a pirate?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't know, man, but I gotta tell you, funny guy.
So Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball, that's my favorite pirate anyway,
He says, you figure people want to go to this thing?
Is that is that what's going down. I figure, so
if people really want to go to this thing, you
think we could help them out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I think so we could. Well, Look, what do you think?
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Midwest Pirate Festival Saturday and Sunday ten am to six
pm both days to Bellevue Barry Farm in Papillion. Is
it weird that the Bellevue Barry Farm is in Papillion
or has a Papillion address?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
At least? Is that not a little strange? Slightly?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The Bellevue Berry Farm is in Papillion. We got to
put something with the Papillion name in Bellevue just to
balance that sort of thing out.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And Rais Songer on news radio eleven ten kfab have
you been to this thing before?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Are no?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I haven't? All right?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So you you won the tickets, you're going to the
Midwest Pirate Festival. Do you have an outfit? Can you
look the part when you go to the Pirate Festival
this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Probably not. I'll just look like a civilian.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's okay, because I see that there are plenty of
people in civilian garb. That we'll go out there and
we'll have the ability to be mingling with pirates all day?
What's your favorite pirate? There a Jake?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh, Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's a good one. I mean, he's he's really responsible
for all this.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
To be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Without Jack Sparrow's character in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies,
would we be having Midwest Pirate Festival.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, it's a fair question to ask. It probably
wouldn't be as popular now, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Will Jake do me a favor and have some good
grog for me and enjoy plundering the seven season papillion?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I will? Can I get an arg are there is?
Or thanks Jake? See you later? Thank you? All right?
There he is? Jake?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Whatt a guy? The uh the pirate thing? Ie patch
or no eyepatch? I know, the eye patches like traditional
pirate look like. If you're trying to dress up like
a pirate, you kind of need the eye patch to
pull off the entire look.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You might do bandan or the three triangled hat thing,
but you need the band dan or the eye patch
to go with it if you're really going to pull
off the look. Even though Steve the Pirate in as
far as I remember Seve the Pirate in Dodgeball did
not wear an eye patch, which makes sense. He's, you know,
trying to play a sport. Steve the Pirate Dodgeball, Yeah,
(10:44):
he doesn't wear an eye patch at all except a
couple of scenes. Looks like he's wearing an eye patch
in one of the dodgeball training scenes, but most of
the rest of the movie he's not wearing an eye patch.
It feels like the eye patch is just kind of dumb.
Is that is that fair? Is that a fair thing
to say? I just like why an eyepatch? It makes
you look kind of tough, but it also is a
(11:05):
great inhibitor to the way that you can see and
utilize all of your senses if you're playing dodgeball. Sure, well,
especially if you're playing dodgeball.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Also, maybe if you had a little bit too much
a rum, I could see not wanting an eyepatch. You know,
there is a moment in here where he's apparently been
hitting the eye with one of the one of the wrenches,
and he's wearing an eye patch over a medical bandage
over that eye.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There's something like sad about Steve the Pirate. I feel
like he needs his own movie so that we can
explore everything going on there. You know why, why not? Why?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I think less is more with Steve the Pirate. I
don't know how you create Steve the Pirate movie in
a way that makes Steve seem like a lovable guy.
I think mostly he's just there was just the right amount.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Of him in the movie.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Would you vote for Let's say, uh man, Let's say
a guy ran, a guy or gal ran for office
and he was hitting everything at eleven you know, just
the policies, the personality. You love him, but he talked
and dressed and acted like a pirate all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Would you vote for him? Would you put it aside?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
When I put the pirate thing aside, Like, he's a
perfect candidate, but he dresses like a pirate and every
time like a pirate.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, every person that came out against him politically, he
would say. He would make his audience say walk the plank.
They'd be a walk to plank thing. You know, it's
a whole thing. It's a theme.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But he's a great like his policies are great. Sure,
I feel like this is a very unlikely scenario anywhere
in the world, unless there's a country ran by pirates.
But specifically pirates that kind of are based in the
Lord of like the sixteen and seventeen hundreds, because current
day pirates they're just Somalian pirates and they look like
normal guys.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Or guys who still have Napster somewhere on their computer.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh, come on, come on, come on. Then we didn't
need a Nabster reference on this show.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Why not. I'm a pirate.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That's a different kind of pirates. Second, I would say
two thousand and three was the year of the pirate
for me.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, yeah, I bet it was.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's illegal, no, no reason to be bringing that up,
although the statute of limitation is probably gone anyway. Back
to your point, I think I don't think so. I
don't think I could get past the pirate thing. It
might be funny, but I think he's more suited to
be maybe a professional wrestler and not necessarily a guy
who's not necessarily a guy who's running anything large. Okay,
(13:36):
there's a little bit of instability there. I'm not quite
down to jive with. And you'd wonder how that would
work with, you know, meeting with some of the foreign leaders.
Imagine meeting with China and they're like what's going on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, you can't be doing this to.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Us, and they're like, no, sir, this is the President
of the United States of American's like, oh, those Americans.
I feel like that'd be pretty normal reaction.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Three twenty eight, we got to talk ghosts, and not
because I believe in them, but Matt Cay says, the
reason that this room that we're in is fifteen degrees
colder than the other rooms in this building is because
this specific room could be haunted, and we're going to
explore that and whether or not we even want to
meet a ghost next on news Radio eleven ten KFAB
and
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Marie Songer on news Radio eleven ten Kfab
Dou balloons.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, it's Spanish from doub lawn or double was a
two s qdo gold coin worth approximately four Spanish dollars.
Mm hm, he's got my gold doablloons. That's from SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's when they went on the Treasure Hunt, which was
the the treasure map for the board game they were playing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, but what are you drinking over there? Oh? I
got it myself, a diet doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm still drinking the doctor Ziba. Did they did they
wear pantaloons? Is that them pantaloons?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm seeing what I'm seeing on the Google machine. They're
just calling them buccaneer pants. Oh, come on, that's weak
buccaneer breeches, trousers.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, pantaloons or wide breeches worn especially in England during
the Reign of Charles.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The second the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's from What's what's it called? The Rain in Spain
is made in the plane? That is from My Fair Lady. Yeah,
I saw that at the Orphium last fall. Solid Show.
Did not know that I was going to recognize that
many songs because I'd never seen the show before, but
so many songs had Family Guy did a play on that,
(01:17):
and Family Guy's play on it was the Life of
the Wife was ended by the knife. Whoa family guy?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Man? It's awesome, what a great what a great show?
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I bring up the pirate thing because this week and
on the twenty fourth and twenty fifth at the Bellevue
Barry Farm is the Midwest Pirate Festival. Have you ever
thought about dressing up like a pirate and going and
hanging out with a bunch of your pirate friends. It's
Nebraska's largest pirate festival. Yeah, and they have daily one
hundred dollars cash treasure hunt, interactive puzzles, activities and games
(01:56):
and you can bring the entire family and that includes
apparently dogs. Now that that sounds like a lot of fun,
so I guess we're I mean it is. What's your
favorite bit of pirate media that you've ever ever intaked?
Because you used to be able, Like back in the
infant days of Facebook, you could make your Facebook language different,
(02:19):
you could change your Facebook language. You ever tried doing that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I do remember I used to work for an organic
food store.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wild Oats Wild Oats Organic food store.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It no longer here, man. That was a fun place
to work, and when it was international talk like a
pirate day. It was basically like all hands on deck.
If you want to spend the whole shift talking like
a pirate, you do you and so I, he's nobody's
gonna stop you. Nope, not at wild Oats, let me
tell you. Because we were all sewing our wild oats
while we worked there. It kept it kept metaphorically.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Of course you're not actually sewing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Not actually no, and also not in the metaphorical sense either. Okay, Yeah,
used to be able on Facebook. Pirate was one of
the languages, right, and I had that for a while.
I got old after a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it's you know, it's just like everything was typed
out as if it was pirate language. Pirate's kind of
fun for the time frame, you know, like the late
two thousands into the early aughts, no, late oughts, early teens.
That that was like, I think, feel like peak pirate stuff.
(03:28):
You know, we are three or four movies deep in
the Pirates of the Caribbean deal mm hm, which was everywhere,
and people just wanted a piece of that pirate action.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now, my favorite pirate has got to be the dread
pirate Roberts, what does that me? I'm talking from the
Princess Bride h.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Of course is yes, Princess Bride. That's a pretty good movie.
M I've only seen it once. I've changed my Facebook language.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I think pirate it does, you know, talking like a
pirate's one of those things. It's fun for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, apparently Facebook got rid of the pirates speaking language
five years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh well, that's right, right around the time when they
wanted to eat scrub some things.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
They wanted to make sure things seem more legitimate. No
more having fun, right, no lawsuits. You gotta be careful
of that pirate lobby. They're not very organized, but man,
are they dangerous.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
They bring their own cannons and everything, right, but they'll
steal everything else. I mean they really just you know,
they're opportunistic. They'll mutiny on you and take your plunder. No,
they'll plunder your breeches. Nope, they'll plunder your breeches and
steal your gold bablloons right out of your pantaloons. Yes,
I would read a couple of books. I read a
(04:45):
pirate book. What was the name of that book? Oh,
black Flags? What was it is? Black Flags? What's the
name of that book? It was a good book. Can't
remember black Flags book? Oh, black Flags? Blue Waters? Here
it is by Eric Jay Dolan.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Eric J.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Dolan wrote a book called Black Flag's Blue Waters, The
Epic History of America's most notorious Pirates. Read the book
a couple of years ago. Really cool, really fascinating the
background all these pirates and where they came from and
what their stories were. You know, like Captain Morgan, you
would think you a pretty mean pirate guy. Well you'd
(05:22):
be right. He was a pretty legitimate pirate, but his
legend outgrew into the rum industry. It really wasn't. There
was all sorts of different to angles to a lot
of pirates that probably deserve to have their name on
a rum bottle more than Captain Morgan may have. But
either way, it's a really fun time. It's a fun
deal to think about and to talk about. Even though
(05:46):
pirates we romanticized them in this era. But man, they
were bad dudes. They were real bad dudes back in
the day. I mean, you couldn't do anything anywhere near
water in the Atlantic Ocean for a couple of centuries
without thinking somebody was going to come get you. I
think my favorite pirate thing is probably Shamous from Family Guy.
He's got two wooden legs and two wooden arms, right,
(06:09):
and he's just a torso poor guy. He's it's funny.
Oh no, no, I take that back. He's my second favorite.
My favorite is Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh that's a good one. Are Oh you know that?
What's the moment was? Is it Vince Vaughn who gets upset? Yeah,
he's mad because.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
He's upset because there's some he's already like signed off
on his like he's all right, plot, I'm telling you
the plot a Dodgeball. So you haven't seen it. You
want to see it, turn the radio off. But Vince
Vaughan's character, Peter Lafleur is already signed over Average Joe's
(06:54):
Jim and they're basically like win or lose. I mean
it doesn't matter. He wants them to lose now and
he'll get the money that they ask for and that
they were looking for. Right, But that's lack of integrity,
and he's in a bad mood. He's kind of a
surly guy throughout the entire thing, even though he's the
main character. Yeah, but he's you know, basically, Steve the
(07:15):
Pirate approaches him about something Dodgeball related, and he snaps
at him and says, you're not even a real pirate,
and like messes Steve up. And he shows up well
after the Dodgeball match and the championship, and he's cut
his hair and shaved all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
He's weren't a polo, so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, and then and then he's like and then, uh,
you're not a pirate, Steve. And then Peter's like, how
who are am I gonna share all this buried treasure with?
And it shows all the winnings that they had gotten,
all these gold coins, and he says.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Gar Peter, oh, what a film? What a film?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I want you to meet the Globo Gym team.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Laser Laser.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What sort of trauma do you have to go through
to fully commit your entire adult life to talking and
acting like a pirate?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't know, man, but I gotta tell you, funny guy.
So Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball, that's my favorite pirate anyway,
He says, you figure people want to go to this thing?
Is that is that what's going down. I figure, so
if people really want to go to this thing, you
think we could help them out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I think so we could. Well, Look, what do you think?
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Midwest Pirate Festival Saturday and Sunday ten am to six
pm both days to Bellevue Barry Farm in Papillion. Is
it weird that the Bellevue Barry Farm is in Papillion
or has a Papillion address?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
At least? Is that not a little strange? Slightly?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The Bellevue Berry Farm is in Papillion. We got to
put something with the Papillion name in Bellevue just to
balance that sort of thing out.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And Rais Songer on news radio eleven ten kfab have
you been to this thing before?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Are no?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I haven't? All right?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So you you won the tickets, you're going to the
Midwest Pirate Festival. Do you have an outfit? Can you
look the part when you go to the Pirate Festival
this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Probably not. I'll just look like a civilian.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's okay, because I see that there are plenty of
people in civilian garb. That we'll go out there and
we'll have the ability to be mingling with pirates all day?
What's your favorite pirate? There a Jake?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh, Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's a good one. I mean, he's he's really responsible
for all this.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
To be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Without Jack Sparrow's character in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies,
would we be having Midwest Pirate Festival.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, it's a fair question to ask. It probably
wouldn't be as popular now, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Will Jake do me a favor and have some good
grog for me and enjoy plundering the seven season papillion?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I will? Can I get an arg are there is?
Or thanks Jake? See you later? Thank you? All right?
There he is? Jake?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Whatt a guy? The uh the pirate thing? Ie patch
or no eyepatch? I know, the eye patches like traditional
pirate look like. If you're trying to dress up like
a pirate, you kind of need the eye patch to
pull off the entire look.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You might do bandan or the three triangled hat thing,
but you need the band dan or the eye patch
to go with it if you're really going to pull
off the look. Even though Steve the Pirate in as
far as I remember Seve the Pirate in Dodgeball did
not wear an eye patch, which makes sense. He's, you know,
trying to play a sport. Steve the Pirate Dodgeball, Yeah,
(10:44):
he doesn't wear an eye patch at all except a
couple of scenes. Looks like he's wearing an eye patch
in one of the dodgeball training scenes, but most of
the rest of the movie he's not wearing an eye patch.
It feels like the eye patch is just kind of dumb.
Is that is that fair? Is that a fair thing
to say? I just like why an eyepatch? It makes
you look kind of tough, but it also is a
(11:05):
great inhibitor to the way that you can see and
utilize all of your senses if you're playing dodgeball. Sure, well,
especially if you're playing dodgeball.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Also, maybe if you had a little bit too much
a rum, I could see not wanting an eyepatch. You know,
there is a moment in here where he's apparently been
hitting the eye with one of the one of the wrenches,
and he's wearing an eye patch over a medical bandage
over that eye.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There's something like sad about Steve the Pirate. I feel
like he needs his own movie so that we can
explore everything going on there. You know why, why not? Why?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I think less is more with Steve the Pirate. I
don't know how you create Steve the Pirate movie in
a way that makes Steve seem like a lovable guy.
I think mostly he's just there was just the right amount.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Of him in the movie.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Would you vote for Let's say, uh man, Let's say
a guy ran, a guy or gal ran for office
and he was hitting everything at eleven you know, just
the policies, the personality. You love him, but he talked
and dressed and acted like a pirate all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Would you vote for him? Would you put it aside?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
When I put the pirate thing aside, Like, he's a
perfect candidate, but he dresses like a pirate and every
time like a pirate.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, every person that came out against him politically, he
would say. He would make his audience say walk the plank.
They'd be a walk to plank thing. You know, it's
a whole thing. It's a theme.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But he's a great like his policies are great. Sure,
I feel like this is a very unlikely scenario anywhere
in the world, unless there's a country ran by pirates.
But specifically pirates that kind of are based in the
Lord of like the sixteen and seventeen hundreds, because current
day pirates they're just Somalian pirates and they look like
normal guys.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Or guys who still have Napster somewhere on their computer.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh, come on, come on, come on. Then we didn't
need a Nabster reference on this show.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Why not. I'm a pirate.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That's a different kind of pirates. Second, I would say
two thousand and three was the year of the pirate
for me.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, yeah, I bet it was.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's illegal, no, no reason to be bringing that up,
although the statute of limitation is probably gone anyway. Back
to your point, I think I don't think so. I
don't think I could get past the pirate thing. It
might be funny, but I think he's more suited to
be maybe a professional wrestler and not necessarily a guy
who's not necessarily a guy who's running anything large. Okay,
(13:36):
there's a little bit of instability there. I'm not quite
down to jive with. And you'd wonder how that would
work with, you know, meeting with some of the foreign leaders.
Imagine meeting with China and they're like what's going on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, you can't be doing this to.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Us, and they're like, no, sir, this is the President
of the United States of American's like, oh, those Americans.
I feel like that'd be pretty normal reaction.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Three twenty eight, we got to talk ghosts, and not
because I believe in them, but Matt Cay says, the
reason that this room that we're in is fifteen degrees
colder than the other rooms in this building is because
this specific room could be haunted, and we're going to
explore that and whether or not we even want to
meet a ghost next on news Radio eleven ten KFAB
and
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Marie Songer on news Radio eleven ten Kfab
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