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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You bully it, you bought it, you blew it. Have
you ever done something really stupid? Yeah? Me neither, but
these people did, and that means it's time for you
to get an f And that's what we're here to do,
is give away those f's. Thanks for listening to us.
And wow, what a uh what a treasure trove today?
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You want to go first? You got one? Why? Sightly?
All right? Fire away? Okay. So a politician in Sweden,
a Swedish politician, a Swedish politician, let me put it
this way. A Swedish tabloid has recently revealed that a
Swedish politician has a very maybe you'd say, staunch stance
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or or or ay, very aggressive stance against a certain fruit. Yeah.
So there's this Swedish politician that has rules throughout her
staff and anywhere she goes. She is explicitly stated, there
may never be any bananas around me or in my presence,
regardless of what happens. Why there may never like it
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says like the olive lady that just is afraid of them,
bring out the olives. Yeah, what was that guy who
used to do that? Mari Povich man, he'd find out
what their phobia was, and then just get a stash
in the back and run out with it when they
least expected. Yeah, here, bring out the olives, Bring out
the olives. Just chasing somebody around with a bowl full
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of olives. Man nineties TV right there, And when you
stayed home from school and you saw that, you know
what I'm saying, Is this the fever? Is this really happening? Like? Yeah,
the nineties were the best man beat it? Anyway. So
this Swedish politician, it's recently been exposed, Paulina Brandberg make
sure that everywhere she goes are free of bananas, and
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several emails that this this tabloid express it has has
has gotten a hold of finds that this politician brand
Berg describes and quotes in the report here that she's
specific about not letting any bananas be around here before
any official visits. Now, the question is emory that people
have been debating. Is this an allergy or is this
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a phobia? I am very interested. We need to get
more on the case here. Someone from within her staff
has said that it's a strong allergy. However, how do
we test? In a now deleted post on the site
formerly known as Twitter, This politician herself stated, I have
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a phobia of bananas. Oh what would it? Is? Just
I'm afraid to investigate more. To be honest, Now now
that I know that that's what she says, I wonder
what I shouldn't say, what I'm about to say. I'm
gonna leave you with one more little bit of information.
You can decide whether this is relevant or not. Okay,
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but I'll tell you what she oversees as a politician.
Food minister Paulina Brandberg oversees gender equality. Paulina, for your
terrifying fear of a delicious fruit, also nutritious, high in potassium,
and just overall awesome. Who doesn't love a good banana?
You get an f nice, that's a good one. I
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got one for you. Have you ever seen a bear
try to get into a car? Huh huh? Like a bear,
like a like a big old bear, is like, hey,
there's food in there, and like breaking the windows or
trying to pull the door open, And so yeah, maybe
I haven't. I've seen some of that. Well anyway. The
California Insurance Department says four LA residents were arrested yesterday
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because they are accused of defrauding three insurance companies out
of one hundred and forty two thousand dollars by claiming
that a bear had caused damage to their vehicles. They
also provided video footage out of the San Bernardino Mountains
of a bear moving inside of a Rolls Royce and
Mercedes so they could send that information to the insurance companies. However,
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the company viewed the video and they suspected it wasn't
a bear but a person in a bear costume. Oh
detectives eventually found two additional claims with two different insurance
companies with the same idea they had. Wait with this
very early in the process here, but all I can
say is if this is true, and these four people
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had this idea that they were going to somehow buy
expensive cars or get a hold of expensive cars, and
then dress up in a bear costume to then damage
the car to collect insurance money for the car, not
only is that really stupid, but it's also incredibly illegal.
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So to the four people who decided to dress up
allegedly as a bear and damage a Rolls Royce and
two Mercedes to get one hundred and forty two thousand
dollars in insurance money. You get it at hold on
were they was it four people in one bear suit? No? Okay,
it's one person in one bear suit. I just imagine
four people a bear suit. No, and then the other
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person is like there are other people like filming and
stuff from different angles. You know. It's like the subruder
film or whatever. Ah. Yeah, just trying to make it
look like a bear attack that they caught on film
damaging this car so then they can send it to
the insurance company and then they'll buy somehow that a
bear damage to this car and they deserve to have money,
but they've sent they they attempted and defrauded these three
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insurance companies out of one hundred and forty two thousand
dollars because they set a bear grabbed their car and
destroyed it. So I don't know, there you go, I mean,
that's where do you think this stuff? I don't know.
I don't know, but to get one hundred and forty
two thousand dollars so a desperate people. They're in California.
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I'm sure one hundred forty two thousand dollars is like
six hundred bucks here, you know, So I don't know,
man or it's expensive out there. Yeah, I don't know how.
The one thing that they don't, like, I don't have
a lot of information is how they got a hold
of a Rolls Royce and a couple of Mercedes, Like
wouldn't that have already cost a lot of money just
to have that stuff? And why would you go out
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of your way to like, why would you go so
far out of your way to defraud these people for
one hundred and forty two thousand dollars? I mean, unless
we're not their cars, or if it was their cars,
how do they get them? Did they get them at
a discounted price? Because you would think those three cars
would be worth more together than one hundred and forty
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two thousand dollars they got from the insurance company. I
don't know. And why do they have Why does this
group of four people have those three cars? Specifically? That'd
be my big question. I have a lot of questions
about this, Yeah, like what are we doing here? Like
did they have the cars and they just wanted new
ones or they were they were sick and tired of
those cars and they were like I got a brilliant idea.
Let's all just have this video of this bear damaging
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our cars and then get one hundred and forty two
thousand dollars out of that and then buy new cars.
And they're all like, yeah, that's a good idea, let's
do that. Like what in the Monty python is going
on here? And I got a picture of the suit.
I mean, I mean, from a distance, you might be
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able to be like, yeah, yeah, it kind of looks
like a bear if somebody was wearing it like that.
But I think pretty much that you could be. It
could be found out if you knew what you were
looking at, like if you look at the I don't
know what the video looks like, but that's pretty tough.
That's pretty tough anyways, people, Man who knows four o'clock
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