Tuesday Was World Toilet Day!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Frosted cool whip.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh okay, well that's good.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's good chocolate pecans.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I got some of those actually, just recently. It's pretty good. Hey,
you want to know something, Today is World Toilet Day.
I knew it, you know, I just had that feeling
in the air. What do they do before toilets? The
United Nations has a thing called Toilets a Place for Peace.
The idea is safe toilets for all by twenty thirty,
because three point five billion people, apparently, according to the

(00:28):
United Nations, still live without safely managed sanitation, including four
hundred and nineteen million who practice opensb No, something's going
open sesamy. But that's not what it is. No. No.
And for any of you out there says where's my day?
Where's my day? Well, you know what else? Today is

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International Men's Day.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Get at it.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's a legitimate thing. Yeah, yeah, I think it's about
men's health, and certainly I think Australia kind of helped
push this thing out. But it's about making sure you've
got your the thing that you're supposed to check when
you get of a certain age. You know what I'm saying, Oh,

(01:13):
you're the prostate got to make sure that you're you're
good on the prostate right, so please, please, please. The
first thing you can do is just check, just check
yourself yourself. No, you get somebody to check you. Actually, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I was like, I don't know if you I don't
know if that's a at home kind of thing. Yeah,
and they make kits for that, I don't yeah, yeah,
a professional yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, no, no thanks. I'm going to pass on that.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You're listening to Emery Songer on news Radio eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Having working toilets like we do here in America not
a thing that people have overseas. Not a great thing
to be thinking about. I guess unless you live in
San Francis, you haven't heard of a toilet anyway anyway.
But I mean it's dooche low, low hanging fruit. What
you're looking at me like I did something wrong here.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, you didn't do a thing wrong. I'm just I'm
just thinking about toilets, you know, I'm taking this time
out of my day today to think about toilets.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't think it was about thinking about toilets, about
the fact that there are some people that don't get
to use toilets. I think is mostly with the conversation.
Well on World Toilet Day. Let me just tell you, Emory,
I've got a present from mine later today that it's gross.
Thanks for telling me. All right, that is three o
eight now the time. We'll try to leave that conversation
in the dust, flush that down the drain, and get

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back to our conversation about Ukraine and Russia. How's that
for a segue?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That was good?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
That was good. I don't know, Emery Songer. We'll be
right back right after I get done talking on news
radio eleven tent walking back get stoweight on your to
today the Toilet Day.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We'll have to talk about the implications of that somehow,
because that's not you.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's an American thing. You know how many Americans outside
of the city of San Francisco probably don't have regular
access to a toilet. I mean, it can't be. It
can't be that many.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
There might be some ranchers out there in western Nebraska,
you know they go out back.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Is that because they want to go out back or
because they don't have a toilet, that's because they like
the view? That's weird. Okay, you're listening to Emery soft
All news Radio eleven ten.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
We got to talk about World Toilet Day coming up
here in a moment, and toilet toilet talk, but not
like in the traditional toilet sense, you know, just toilets
and speaking of toilets. Zaraska football in actually against Wisconsin
coming up this Saturday, and joining.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Us is for our Husker buzz is Sean Callahan. Sorry
for that terrible segue, Sean, but we do appreciate you
for being here. I've had a worse, so thank you
for having me on here. You're listening to Emery Songer
on news radio eleven ten kfab